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00:00Chapter one. She adored London. A city as passionate and beautiful as she was. No, no, no, no. Too derivative. Chapter one.
00:22As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a graphic artist.
00:26And one day soon, I will be.
00:33I'm Tim. I'm 27 and I'm single. I haven't always been. I had a five-year relationship which ended really badly. I'm over it now, though.
00:44The city. London. Londonium. That's just shit.
00:49This is Daisy, my flatmate and my friend. She wants to be a writer. But basically, I think she's as confused as me.
00:57She's away at the moment, travelling around Asia. She said she wanted to go and find herself. I hope she does.
01:03She got a bit of money after she sold a few articles. About £400, actually. Her auntie gave her the rest.
01:08This is Brian. He lives downstairs from us. He's an artist.
01:16Sort of.
01:17London was her place. Definite. Focused. Like a mind. The home of her triumphs and tragics.
01:24This is Mike.
01:27He's my best friend.
01:29Mike's just got back into the territorial army. He got chucked out because he nicked a tank and tried to invade Paris.
01:34He's much better now, though.
01:36Yes!
01:37It was a city that loved her, cared for her, never judged her.
01:41This is Twist. She's Daisy's best friend.
01:45Although I'm not entirely sure why.
01:48I haven't actually figured her out just yet.
01:50She's either sweet and stupid or an evil genius.
01:53Either way, she's sleeping with Brian and she works in fashion.
01:56Apparently.
01:57This is Marsha.
02:02And that was her daughter, Amber.
02:04Marsha's our landlady.
02:05As far as she's concerned, Daisy and Mia are a professional couple.
02:08Although that's not really important anymore.
02:10Anyway, she's lovely.
02:11Fuck off!
02:13This is our baby. Dog. Sorry. Dog.
02:16His name's Colin.
02:18And this is our home.
02:20We've lived here for about a year.
02:21And as much as she travelled the world,
02:23it was the city of London she longed for.
02:27The home of her passions, her adventures, her friends.
02:31This was their flat, and it always would be.
02:34Hello!
02:59Hello!
03:00Hello, Tim!
03:03I'm home!
03:04Hello!
03:06Hello!
03:09Hello!
03:11Oh.
03:14Oh.
03:34Oh, my God.
04:04Oh, my God, it's...
04:12Enough!
04:19So, how are you? How was Asia?
04:21Oh, it was great. I had a wonderful time. It was beautiful.
04:25It was like, you know, being in another country.
04:27I mean, I was in another country, but it was like, you know, a different world.
04:29There was another universe.
04:30I feel very zen. I feel very different.
04:32Erm, I don't know where to start.
04:34Near the end.
04:35Oh, where's Colin?
04:40Er, erm...
04:42Erm...
04:43Er...
04:44Er...
04:46He's all right. He's upstairs with Marsha.
04:51Oh, is he all right?
04:52He's fine. I'm sure he's fine.
04:54Check out the town.
05:02Yeah, you look like, erm, Pocahontas.
05:05Oh, thank you very much, Casper.
05:08You know, the ghost.
05:09Oh, right.
05:11So, how are you, then, you big bloody man?
05:14I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
05:15I've had a few things to work through, you know.
05:18With Sarah?
05:18No, with George Lucas.
05:33Tim, it's been over a year.
05:35It's been 18 months, Daisy.
05:37And it still hurts.
05:39Well, I didn't think Phantom Menace was that bad.
05:41It's nice to see you here, Mike.
05:47What have you been up to?
05:48Oh, well, I'm, er, through to the quarterfinals of Robot Wars.
05:51Oh, wow.
05:52Yeah, but, er, I've had to move out of Mum's place.
05:55Really?
05:56Yeah, things have been a bit difficult.
05:59She's been very overbearing, and I felt suffocated and unable to grow.
06:02I've got a lot to offer the world, Daisy,
06:04and, er, I don't think my mum's ready to accept that yet.
06:06Right.
06:07And I shot the cat up the arsehole.
06:10Right.
06:11Well, we'll have to come over to your flat and have a party.
06:17Er, yeah, er, well, actually, Daisy, if you're staying here,
06:20er, I spoke to Marsha and she sort of said, you know,
06:22the more all the merrier, and, er, as far as she's concerned,
06:25he's staying in the spare room, so...
06:26Oh, right, oh, what, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, my room.
06:29Yeah.
06:29I see.
06:30Yeah, sorry to spring this, Daisy, but he had nowhere to go
06:33and there was a bed going, so...
06:34It's fine.
06:35It's fine.
06:37I hope you haven't made too much of a mess.
06:38He'll be on the sofa by tonight, Daisy.
06:47It's fine.
06:48It's fine.
06:49It's fine.
06:50Fine.
06:51I've been sleeping rough for two months.
06:53Another night's not going to kill me.
06:55Come on, then, let's see your photos.
07:02No need for photos.
07:04Welcome to the 21st century.
07:07Yeah, I got this cheap in Singapore.
07:13All right, here we go.
07:15I've got three two-hour cassettes.
07:17I just couldn't stop filming, you know.
07:18I'm thinking about going into documentary filmmaking, you know,
07:21like a travelogue and stuff, like a kind of Michael Palin
07:23for the Millennium.
07:24I could use this as a pilot, actually, so just see what you're thinking.
07:27See what you think, see what you think.
07:30Hello, and welcome to Bangkok.
07:33You should yell if you get bored.
07:34Bangkok Gardens.
07:38I've been here for about four days.
07:41It's really early in the morning.
07:46Who is it?
07:47It's Daisy.
07:57Hello, you.
07:59Hi.
08:01Go there.
08:02Do you want some tea?
08:05Yes, yes, please.
08:06It's got me some Lapsang Souchong, especially because I knew you were coming back.
08:11Oh, thanks.
08:13So, did you have a great time?
08:16Yes, yes, I did, yes.
08:17It was just, it was amazing.
08:18It was incredible, you know.
08:20I just had so many different places.
08:23Is everything all right, Brian?
08:27Yes.
08:28Why?
08:29You seem different.
08:31I feel different, Daisy.
08:34Are you on Prozac?
08:35No, no, I'm just, I don't know, I'm enjoying life, and it's thank you, thanks, thanks to you.
08:41Oh, really?
08:43It's because of you I met Twist, and I can't believe I was single for so long.
08:47Love is a beautiful thing, Daisy.
08:51You should try it.
08:54Oh, well, you two having fun, are you?
08:57Oh.
08:57Well, well, I'm very huffy for you, Brian.
09:14Oh.
09:17Ah.
09:20Eee.
09:22Ow.
09:23Oh, is this a new one, is it?
09:25No, it's the same one.
09:26Oh, what, our one?
09:28Yeah.
09:29Oh, what?
09:30Marsha.
09:32Shit!
09:33Hello, curtains.
09:35Welcome home!
09:36Hello!
09:36Hello, Mum!
09:38Oh, hello, hello, baby.
09:40Hello, how are you?
09:41How's he been?
09:42Has he missed me?
09:43Oh, he's fine.
09:44Oh, the bloke come and put a dog flap out the back.
09:46He loves it.
09:47He's never in these days.
09:48That's because Mummy's been away.
09:50But she's back now, isn't she?
09:52Isn't she?
09:52Come on, come on, in your basket.
09:54In your basket.
09:54In your basket.
09:54Come in.
09:57Come and sit down.
10:00Hello, you a toilet.
10:01Mm-hmm.
10:03Yeah, well, nice to have you back, Daisy.
10:05I've got you something.
10:08Oh, duty-free!
10:11How did you know?
10:12How was it, Kim?
10:15Was it magic?
10:16Oh, yes, it was.
10:17I just, I feel energised, you know?
10:20I feel creative.
10:22I feel absolutely good.
10:25How did you behave yourself?
10:28What do you mean?
10:29Oh, you know, young woman away on her own without a bow.
10:33Never know what might happen.
10:36Half a bottle of Ouzo Destructo and ooh, the regret.
10:40Well, I didn't actually go to Greece much.
10:42I went to Asia.
10:43Oh, no, no, I was just saying.
10:46I trust you didn't play away.
10:48Ooh.
10:52Well, there was, there was this one guy.
10:57Go on.
11:01He was called Stephen.
11:04I met him at the airport on the way home.
11:08Nothing happened, just, it was really sweet.
11:12Aw, did he remind you of Tim?
11:15Uh, no, not really.
11:19We just sort of found each other.
11:22Kindred spirits, you know.
11:25We talked for ages about everything.
11:28It was great.
11:30He was so easygoing.
11:31It's like, I met a lot of really annoying idiots on holiday,
11:35you know, going on and on.
11:37Stephen just seemed different.
11:43I don't know.
11:44He made me feel relaxed.
11:45Eve.
11:45Like I could be myself.
11:53What can I say?
11:54He was like a real gentleman.
11:57So what happened?
11:59I don't know.
12:00We were at arrivals, just chatting,
12:02and we were going to share the cab,
12:04and he just vanished.
12:05I must have lost him in the crowd.
12:17Oh, well, you know what they say.
12:22Why go out for hamburger when you can have steak at home?
12:25Get off me, you bummer.
12:27Oh, there she is.
12:29Duchess of the D grade.
12:32I'm in her A levels, bless her.
12:33Where the fuck have you been?
12:35I don't mind you staying out late,
12:37but at least you could phone.
12:44Right, I'm off.
12:46Oh, hang on, I've got something else for you.
12:47It's video footage of me.
12:50Oh, good.
12:51Just see what you think.
12:52See what you think.
12:53Yeah.
12:54It's nice to have you back safe, Daisy.
12:55You look really well.
12:57A lot of people lose weight when they're travelling.
12:59Are you all right?
13:09Yeah.
13:12I just feel a bit weird.
13:15That's all.
13:17This time yesterday, I was in Delhi.
13:20Ooh.
13:21The most exciting magical city in India.
13:25Probably the world.
13:27And I'm just back in London.
13:28And nothing ever happens.
13:38It's not here.
13:41We have the wrong bag.
13:46Look.
13:49Daisy Steiner, 23 Meteor Street, Tufnel Park.
13:55What do you want to do?
13:58Get the car.
14:02Oh.
14:15I took Sam.
14:18Don't go!
14:19Oh, no.
14:19Oh, no.
14:20Oh, no.
14:20Oh, no.
14:20Oh, no.
14:20Oh, no.
14:21Oh, no.
14:21Oh, no.
14:21Oh, no.
14:22Oh, no.
14:22Oh, no.
14:23Come on, Daisy.
14:23Why don't you come and have a fight?
14:37No.
14:39All right.
14:39See yourself.
14:40I want to go down to the pub.
14:44The pub?
14:45Yeah, I really want to go down to the pub.
14:47I just, I fancy a pint of Guinness and some sort of mint crisps.
14:51I just feel a bit jet lagged and I don't want to fall asleep.
14:54Daisy!
14:57You coming?
14:59Yeah.
14:59Yeah, just give me a second.
15:01I'm wearing nothing at all.
15:07What are you wearing?
15:14Oh, Prada.
15:17What was Prada?
15:21Is he coming?
15:22Oh, I left him a note.
15:24Right, well, you can buy the first round.
15:26Oh, I've only got rupees.
15:27Oh, God.
15:28All right.
15:29Mike can get the first round.
15:30What?
15:30I just want to have a nice, relaxing day.
16:00Yes.
16:08Daisy Steiner?
16:09Yes.
16:10Are you Daisy Steiner?
16:13No.
16:14Do you know where she is?
16:16No.
16:17Do you know where she is?
16:19Why?
16:19Miss Steiner is under suspicion of bringing a bag containing sensitive materials into the
16:26country.
16:27Sensitive.
16:27Can you tell us where she is, Mr. Top?
16:30How do you know my name?
16:31How do you know my name?
16:33It's written on the doorbell.
16:38Oh, yeah.
16:38Where is she, Brian?
16:41Brian isn't on the doorbell.
16:43Oh, where is she?
16:44Where is she?
16:45Oh, yeah.
16:45Where is she?
16:45Where is she?
16:46Where is she?
16:49What?
16:50How?
16:51Are you?
17:12Right. I'm off to, er, point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.
17:30Oi, oi.
17:37Well, come on, Daisy. It can't be that bad being back.
17:40I'm fine.
17:41I was really looking forward to coming back, you know, seeing everybody.
17:46Yeah, well, you know, I mean, I've been looking forward to seeing you too. I have.
17:50You know, it's been really weird since you've been away. The flat's been very different.
17:53There's just been, I don't know, something missing.
17:57Really? What?
17:59Um, the smell.
18:04Daisy Steiner.
18:05Yeah?
18:06Would you come with us, please?
18:09Where are you going?
18:09Would you come with us, please?
18:11Er, no. I'm all right here.
18:13Miss Steiner, I don't want to have to tell you again.
18:15I think you should go with them, Dace.
18:17I'm not going to go with them, Tim. I don't even know who they are.
18:19Miss Steiner, you are under suspicion of illegally bringing sensitive materials into the country.
18:25What? A kite?
18:26We have your partner in custody, Miss Steiner.
18:31Your partner? A Mr. Stephen Edwards.
18:34So, who is Stephen Edwards, Daisy?
18:37Daisy?
18:39He was like a real gentleman.
18:43Gentleman. Gentleman. Gentleman.
18:45Gentleman.
18:46Little shit!
18:47Who is Stephen Edwards?
18:49I met him at the airport.
18:50Oh, did you now?
18:51Miss Steiner.
18:51Do you mind? I'm trying to...
18:53Say hello to my little friend.
19:06Shit!
19:07That just happened, didn't it?
19:37Er, yeah.
19:48Here we are.
19:49We should see you in the room.
19:50Hello.
19:54Stop walking in front of the telly.
19:55Your tights are strobing.
19:57You will go out looking like...
19:59Bloody hell.
20:04Note to self. Shoot first, quit later.
20:07Where did you learn to take care of yourself like that?
20:10Well, let's say my time in Asia wasn't just spent sightseeing.
20:13I've changed him.
20:22Your front door's open.
20:27What?
20:32Welcome home, Miss Steiner.
20:36I, uh, did arrive just before you did.
20:39You Lando.
20:41Take a seat, Miss Steiner.
20:43And let us not have a repeat of our last encounter.
20:46You're beginning to try my patience.
20:49We have the bag, Miss Steiner.
20:51I didn't know I had it.
20:52There's no point resisting.
20:54You have illegally carried goods into this country,
20:57contravening every customs law there is.
20:59And we have all the evidence we need to bring you in.
21:02No, you don't.
21:05Marsha.
21:07Hello, everybody.
21:09Hello, Brian.
21:11Hmm.
21:12What is this?
21:13I think this will clear everything up.
21:16We don't have time for this.
21:18Oi!
21:21Jimmy!
21:23Wait!
21:25Hello!
21:26Well, thanks for your help, Mrs. Klein.
21:45It's Miss, actually.
21:48Miss Klein.
21:50We'll keep this for study, Miss Steiner.
21:53Don't even think about leaving the country.
21:56Don't worry.
21:58I won't.
22:00I can't afford it.
22:23Ah, that's better.
22:25You'd never know he'd been here.
22:33Oh, he's like a giant baby.
22:36With a moustache.
22:38Thanks for letting him stay, Daisy.
22:39You won't be here too long.
22:40That's all right.
22:41That's all right.
22:42I quite like having him here.
22:43Oh, I'm sorry about your kite.
22:46My kite?
22:46Yeah.
22:47Yeah, I got it for you.
22:48Did you?
22:48Yeah.
22:49Oh, I'm sure he didn't get it for Stephen Edwards.
22:54It was a weird day, wasn't it?
22:55Mm.
22:56Sort of...
22:57Slightly unbelievable.
22:58Mm.
23:00It's nice to be back, though.
23:01It's nice to have you back.
23:03Mm.
23:03Get off me, you Joey.
23:07Ah!
23:10Hello, and welcome to Bangkok.
23:13I am in the Phad Phang Phang Phang Phang Phang.
23:17No, it's not that, but it's something like that.
23:19Um, Memorial Peace Gardens.
23:21Um, I've been here for about four days.
23:24Uh, it's early in the morning.
23:25It's about five o'clock, so it's quite chilly.
23:28It's a little bit wide behind the coffee and some leathery cocktail for breakfast.
23:32It was totally fine.
23:33I hate this job.
23:36I hate this job.
23:54I hate this job.