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00:00Chapter one. She adored London. A city as passionate and beautiful as she was. No, no, no, no. Too derivative. Chapter one.

00:22As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a graphic artist.

00:26And one day soon, I will be.

00:33I'm Tim. I'm 27 and I'm single. I haven't always been. I had a five-year relationship which ended really badly. I'm over it now, though.

00:44The city. London. Londonium. That's just shit.

00:49This is Daisy, my flatmate and my friend. She wants to be a writer. But basically, I think she's as confused as me.

00:57She's away at the moment, travelling around Asia. She said she wanted to go and find herself. I hope she does.

01:03She got a bit of money after she sold a few articles. About £400, actually. Her auntie gave her the rest.

01:08This is Brian. He lives downstairs from us. He's an artist.

01:16Sort of.

01:17London was her place. Definite. Focused. Like a mind. The home of her triumphs and tragics.

01:24This is Mike.

01:27He's my best friend.

01:29Mike's just got back into the territorial army. He got chucked out because he nicked a tank and tried to invade Paris.

01:34He's much better now, though.

01:36Yes!

01:37It was a city that loved her, cared for her, never judged her.

01:41This is Twist. She's Daisy's best friend.

01:45Although I'm not entirely sure why.

01:48I haven't actually figured her out just yet.

01:50She's either sweet and stupid or an evil genius.

01:53Either way, she's sleeping with Brian and she works in fashion.

01:56Apparently.

01:57This is Marsha.

02:02And that was her daughter, Amber.

02:04Marsha's our landlady.

02:05As far as she's concerned, Daisy and Mia are a professional couple.

02:08Although that's not really important anymore.

02:10Anyway, she's lovely.

02:11Fuck off!

02:13This is our baby. Dog. Sorry. Dog.

02:16His name's Colin.

02:18And this is our home.

02:20We've lived here for about a year.

02:21And as much as she travelled the world,

02:23it was the city of London she longed for.

02:27The home of her passions, her adventures, her friends.

02:31This was their flat, and it always would be.

02:34Hello!

02:59Hello!

03:00Hello, Tim!

03:03I'm home!

03:04Hello!

03:06Hello!

03:09Hello!

03:11Oh.

03:14Oh.

03:34Oh, my God.

04:04Oh, my God, it's...

04:12Enough!

04:19So, how are you? How was Asia?

04:21Oh, it was great. I had a wonderful time. It was beautiful.

04:25It was like, you know, being in another country.

04:27I mean, I was in another country, but it was like, you know, a different world.

04:29There was another universe.

04:30I feel very zen. I feel very different.

04:32Erm, I don't know where to start.

04:34Near the end.

04:35Oh, where's Colin?

04:40Er, erm...

04:42Erm...

04:43Er...

04:44Er...

04:46He's all right. He's upstairs with Marsha.

04:51Oh, is he all right?

04:52He's fine. I'm sure he's fine.

04:54Check out the town.

05:02Yeah, you look like, erm, Pocahontas.

05:05Oh, thank you very much, Casper.

05:08You know, the ghost.

05:09Oh, right.

05:11So, how are you, then, you big bloody man?

05:14I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

05:15I've had a few things to work through, you know.

05:18With Sarah?

05:18No, with George Lucas.

05:33Tim, it's been over a year.

05:35It's been 18 months, Daisy.

05:37And it still hurts.

05:39Well, I didn't think Phantom Menace was that bad.

05:41It's nice to see you here, Mike.

05:47What have you been up to?

05:48Oh, well, I'm, er, through to the quarterfinals of Robot Wars.

05:51Oh, wow.

05:52Yeah, but, er, I've had to move out of Mum's place.

05:55Really?

05:56Yeah, things have been a bit difficult.

05:59She's been very overbearing, and I felt suffocated and unable to grow.

06:02I've got a lot to offer the world, Daisy,

06:04and, er, I don't think my mum's ready to accept that yet.

06:06Right.

06:07And I shot the cat up the arsehole.

06:10Right.

06:11Well, we'll have to come over to your flat and have a party.

06:17Er, yeah, er, well, actually, Daisy, if you're staying here,

06:20er, I spoke to Marsha and she sort of said, you know,

06:22the more all the merrier, and, er, as far as she's concerned,

06:25he's staying in the spare room, so...

06:26Oh, right, oh, what, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, my room.

06:29Yeah.

06:29I see.

06:30Yeah, sorry to spring this, Daisy, but he had nowhere to go

06:33and there was a bed going, so...

06:34It's fine.

06:35It's fine.

06:37I hope you haven't made too much of a mess.

06:38He'll be on the sofa by tonight, Daisy.

06:47It's fine.

06:48It's fine.

06:49It's fine.

06:50Fine.

06:51I've been sleeping rough for two months.

06:53Another night's not going to kill me.

06:55Come on, then, let's see your photos.

07:02No need for photos.

07:04Welcome to the 21st century.

07:07Yeah, I got this cheap in Singapore.

07:13All right, here we go.

07:15I've got three two-hour cassettes.

07:17I just couldn't stop filming, you know.

07:18I'm thinking about going into documentary filmmaking, you know,

07:21like a travelogue and stuff, like a kind of Michael Palin

07:23for the Millennium.

07:24I could use this as a pilot, actually, so just see what you're thinking.

07:27See what you think, see what you think.

07:30Hello, and welcome to Bangkok.

07:33You should yell if you get bored.

07:34Bangkok Gardens.

07:38I've been here for about four days.

07:41It's really early in the morning.

07:46Who is it?

07:47It's Daisy.

07:57Hello, you.

07:59Hi.

08:01Go there.

08:02Do you want some tea?

08:05Yes, yes, please.

08:06It's got me some Lapsang Souchong, especially because I knew you were coming back.

08:11Oh, thanks.

08:13So, did you have a great time?

08:16Yes, yes, I did, yes.

08:17It was just, it was amazing.

08:18It was incredible, you know.

08:20I just had so many different places.

08:23Is everything all right, Brian?

08:27Yes.

08:28Why?

08:29You seem different.

08:31I feel different, Daisy.

08:34Are you on Prozac?

08:35No, no, I'm just, I don't know, I'm enjoying life, and it's thank you, thanks, thanks to you.

08:41Oh, really?

08:43It's because of you I met Twist, and I can't believe I was single for so long.

08:47Love is a beautiful thing, Daisy.

08:51You should try it.

08:54Oh, well, you two having fun, are you?

08:57Oh.

08:57Well, well, I'm very huffy for you, Brian.

09:14Oh.

09:17Ah.

09:20Eee.

09:22Ow.

09:23Oh, is this a new one, is it?

09:25No, it's the same one.

09:26Oh, what, our one?

09:28Yeah.

09:29Oh, what?

09:30Marsha.

09:32Shit!

09:33Hello, curtains.

09:35Welcome home!

09:36Hello!

09:36Hello, Mum!

09:38Oh, hello, hello, baby.

09:40Hello, how are you?

09:41How's he been?

09:42Has he missed me?

09:43Oh, he's fine.

09:44Oh, the bloke come and put a dog flap out the back.

09:46He loves it.

09:47He's never in these days.

09:48That's because Mummy's been away.

09:50But she's back now, isn't she?

09:52Isn't she?

09:52Come on, come on, in your basket.

09:54In your basket.

09:54Come in.

09:57Come and sit down.

10:00Hello, you a toilet.

10:01Mm-hmm.

10:03Yeah, well, nice to have you back, Daisy.

10:05I've got you something.

10:08Oh, duty-free!

10:11How did you know?

10:12How was it, Kim?

10:15Was it magic?

10:16Oh, yes, it was.

10:17I just, I feel energised, you know?

10:20I feel creative.

10:22I feel absolutely good.

10:25How did you behave yourself?

10:28What do you mean?

10:29Oh, you know, young woman away on her own without a bow.

10:33Never know what might happen.

10:36Half a bottle of Ouzo Destructo and ooh, the regret.

10:40Well, I didn't actually go to Greece much.

10:42I went to Asia.

10:43Oh, no, no, I was just saying.

10:46I trust you didn't play away.

10:48Ooh.

10:52Well, there was, there was this one guy.

10:57Go on.

11:01He was called Stephen.

11:04I met him at the airport on the way home.

11:08Nothing happened, just, it was really sweet.

11:12Aw, did he remind you of Tim?

11:15Uh, no, not really.

11:19We just sort of found each other.

11:22Kindred spirits, you know.

11:25We talked for ages about everything.

11:28It was great.

11:30He was so easygoing.

11:31It's like, I met a lot of really annoying idiots on holiday,

11:35you know, going on and on.

11:37Stephen just seemed different.

11:43I don't know.

11:44He made me feel relaxed.

11:45Eve.

11:45Like I could be myself.

11:53What can I say?

11:54He was like a real gentleman.

11:57So what happened?

11:59I don't know.

12:00We were at arrivals, just chatting,

12:02and we were going to share the cab,

12:04and he just vanished.

12:05I must have lost him in the crowd.

12:17Oh, well, you know what they say.

12:22Why go out for hamburger when you can have steak at home?

12:25Get off me, you bummer.

12:27Oh, there she is.

12:29Duchess of the D grade.

12:32I'm in her A levels, bless her.

12:33Where the fuck have you been?

12:35I don't mind you staying out late,

12:37but at least you could phone.

12:44Right, I'm off.

12:46Oh, hang on, I've got something else for you.

12:47It's video footage of me.

12:50Oh, good.

12:51Just see what you think.

12:52See what you think.

12:53Yeah.

12:54It's nice to have you back safe, Daisy.

12:55You look really well.

12:57A lot of people lose weight when they're travelling.

12:59Are you all right?

13:09Yeah.

13:12I just feel a bit weird.

13:15That's all.

13:17This time yesterday, I was in Delhi.

13:20Ooh.

13:21The most exciting magical city in India.

13:25Probably the world.

13:27And I'm just back in London.

13:28And nothing ever happens.

13:38It's not here.

13:41We have the wrong bag.

13:46Look.

13:49Daisy Steiner, 23 Meteor Street, Tufnel Park.

13:55What do you want to do?

13:58Get the car.

14:02Oh.

14:15I took Sam.

14:18Don't go!

14:19Oh, no.

14:20Oh, no.

14:21Oh, no.

14:22Oh, no.

14:23Come on, Daisy.

14:23Why don't you come and have a fight?

14:37No.

14:39All right.

14:39See yourself.

14:40I want to go down to the pub.

14:44The pub?

14:45Yeah, I really want to go down to the pub.

14:47I just, I fancy a pint of Guinness and some sort of mint crisps.

14:51I just feel a bit jet lagged and I don't want to fall asleep.

14:54Daisy!

14:57You coming?

14:59Yeah.

14:59Yeah, just give me a second.

15:01I'm wearing nothing at all.

15:07What are you wearing?

15:14Oh, Prada.

15:17What was Prada?

15:21Is he coming?

15:22Oh, I left him a note.

15:24Right, well, you can buy the first round.

15:26Oh, I've only got rupees.

15:27Oh, God.

15:28All right.

15:29Mike can get the first round.

15:30What?

15:30I just want to have a nice, relaxing day.

16:00Yes.

16:08Daisy Steiner?

16:09Yes.

16:10Are you Daisy Steiner?

16:13No.

16:14Do you know where she is?

16:16No.

16:17Do you know where she is?

16:19Why?

16:19Miss Steiner is under suspicion of bringing a bag containing sensitive materials into the

16:26country.

16:27Sensitive.

16:27Can you tell us where she is, Mr. Top?

16:30How do you know my name?

16:31How do you know my name?

16:33It's written on the doorbell.

16:38Oh, yeah.

16:38Where is she, Brian?

16:41Brian isn't on the doorbell.

16:43Oh, where is she?

16:44Where is she?

16:45Oh, yeah.

16:45Where is she?

16:46Where is she?

16:49What?

16:50How?

16:51Are you?

17:12Right. I'm off to, er, point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range.

17:30Oi, oi.

17:37Well, come on, Daisy. It can't be that bad being back.

17:40I'm fine.

17:41I was really looking forward to coming back, you know, seeing everybody.

17:46Yeah, well, you know, I mean, I've been looking forward to seeing you too. I have.

17:50You know, it's been really weird since you've been away. The flat's been very different.

17:53There's just been, I don't know, something missing.

17:57Really? What?

17:59Um, the smell.

18:04Daisy Steiner.

18:05Yeah?

18:06Would you come with us, please?

18:09Where are you going?

18:09Would you come with us, please?

18:11Er, no. I'm all right here.

18:13Miss Steiner, I don't want to have to tell you again.

18:15I think you should go with them, Dace.

18:17I'm not going to go with them, Tim. I don't even know who they are.

18:19Miss Steiner, you are under suspicion of illegally bringing sensitive materials into the country.

18:25What? A kite?

18:26We have your partner in custody, Miss Steiner.

18:31Your partner? A Mr. Stephen Edwards.

18:34So, who is Stephen Edwards, Daisy?

18:37Daisy?

18:39He was like a real gentleman.

18:43Gentleman. Gentleman. Gentleman.

18:45Gentleman.

18:46Little shit!

18:47Who is Stephen Edwards?

18:49I met him at the airport.

18:50Oh, did you now?

18:51Miss Steiner.

18:51Do you mind? I'm trying to...

18:53Say hello to my little friend.

19:06Shit!

19:07That just happened, didn't it?

19:37Er, yeah.

19:48Here we are.

19:49We should see you in the room.

19:50Hello.

19:54Stop walking in front of the telly.

19:55Your tights are strobing.

19:57You will go out looking like...

19:59Bloody hell.

20:04Note to self. Shoot first, quit later.

20:07Where did you learn to take care of yourself like that?

20:10Well, let's say my time in Asia wasn't just spent sightseeing.

20:13I've changed him.

20:22Your front door's open.

20:27What?

20:32Welcome home, Miss Steiner.

20:36I, uh, did arrive just before you did.

20:39You Lando.

20:41Take a seat, Miss Steiner.

20:43And let us not have a repeat of our last encounter.

20:46You're beginning to try my patience.

20:49We have the bag, Miss Steiner.

20:51I didn't know I had it.

20:52There's no point resisting.

20:54You have illegally carried goods into this country,

20:57contravening every customs law there is.

20:59And we have all the evidence we need to bring you in.

21:02No, you don't.

21:05Marsha.

21:07Hello, everybody.

21:09Hello, Brian.

21:11Hmm.

21:12What is this?

21:13I think this will clear everything up.

21:16We don't have time for this.

21:18Oi!

21:21Jimmy!

21:23Wait!

21:25Hello!

21:26Well, thanks for your help, Mrs. Klein.

21:45It's Miss, actually.

21:48Miss Klein.

21:50We'll keep this for study, Miss Steiner.

21:53Don't even think about leaving the country.

21:56Don't worry.

21:58I won't.

22:00I can't afford it.

22:23Ah, that's better.

22:25You'd never know he'd been here.

22:33Oh, he's like a giant baby.

22:36With a moustache.

22:38Thanks for letting him stay, Daisy.

22:39You won't be here too long.

22:40That's all right.

22:41That's all right.

22:42I quite like having him here.

22:43Oh, I'm sorry about your kite.

22:46My kite?

22:46Yeah.

22:47Yeah, I got it for you.

22:48Did you?

22:48Yeah.

22:49Oh, I'm sure he didn't get it for Stephen Edwards.

22:54It was a weird day, wasn't it?

22:55Mm.

22:56Sort of...

22:57Slightly unbelievable.

22:58Mm.

23:00It's nice to be back, though.

23:01It's nice to have you back.

23:03Mm.

23:03Get off me, you Joey.

23:07Ah!

23:10Hello, and welcome to Bangkok.

23:13I am in the Phad Phang Phang Phang Phang Phang.

23:17No, it's not that, but it's something like that.

23:19Um, Memorial Peace Gardens.

23:21Um, I've been here for about four days.

23:24Uh, it's early in the morning.

23:25It's about five o'clock, so it's quite chilly.

23:28It's a little bit wide behind the coffee and some leathery cocktail for breakfast.

23:32It was totally fine.

23:33I hate this job.

23:36I hate this job.

23:54I hate this job.

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