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00:00THE END
00:10Wait! Get away from me!
00:18Is it on? Yeah, it's on.
00:19So you can hear us?
00:20No.
00:24I love this guy!
00:25Hello?
00:29What are you doing? Nothing.
00:31What's that?
00:32It's an axe.
00:33It's a bit dangerous, isn't it?
00:35Yeah. Don't worry, Daisy. Mike knows exactly what he's doing.
00:39I think we should lose the axe.
00:41I like the axe. I like my face.
00:43I like your face.
00:45Let's keep the axe.
00:49And it is my great pleasure to introduce to you
00:51the newly improved version
00:53of the single most effective battle bot
00:55since a killer lot
00:57first killed a lot.
00:59Ladies and gentlemen.
01:02Private Iron.
01:04Bloody hell.
01:05I still think it looks very dangerous.
01:07Only in the wrong hands, Daisy.
01:09Do you think he'll win?
01:10Brian, look at him.
01:12We can't lose!
01:13In just three, our second semi-final
01:15and six more contenders.
01:17Stay with us.
01:23Daisy Ann Steiner.
01:2925 years old.
01:31Hello.
01:32It says here that you've had three employers in as many weeks.
01:36Why do you think that is?
01:38I... I don't know. I just can't work it out.
01:42I think you can.
01:44I got sacked. I got sacked. I got sacked.
01:47That's right.
01:49It seems you have a slight problem with authority.
01:52Several of your employers have reported to us
01:54a general lack of concentration.
01:56That you're belligerent.
01:58And often talk when unauthorised.
02:00Bollocks.
02:01We're trying to help you, Daisy.
02:03But we can only do that if you help us.
02:05I... I know. I know. It's me. It's...
02:10It's always been a problem of mine.
02:12It's like I've got these two opposing forces inside me.
02:16There's my sensible side.
02:17She's polite, cooperative, always does the right thing.
02:21And then there's my reckless side.
02:23She's a rebel.
02:25She hates authority.
02:27She knows what she wants.
02:29And she'll do anything to get it.
02:31You better shape up, Daisy.
02:33You better understand.
02:35Sometimes we have to make compromises.
02:37You're right.
02:38I've got you another placement.
02:39It's a restaurant.
02:40Neo Nachos in Kentish Town.
02:42Oh, I've... I've been. That's nice.
02:44You'll be in the kitchen.
02:45Right. Right.
02:47Try not to lose this one.
02:49I will.
02:50I will. I will try.
02:57You're not right.
02:59Shit.
03:01Shit.
03:02I need something else.
03:08Shit.
03:13Shit.
03:14Hello.
03:15Brian.
03:16Marty Berghaus.
03:17Reinhardt Gallery.
03:18Hello.
03:19Hi.
03:20Look, I know this is really short notice,
03:22but Paolo Vincenzo has pulled out of the installation festival.
03:25Oh.
03:26Yeah, his loss.
03:28Shot himself in the foot, really.
03:29What would he pull out?
03:31He shot himself in the foot.
03:32Terrible mess.
03:33Very moving, though.
03:35Anyway, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind filling in for him.
03:37Me?
03:38Yes.
03:39It's tomorrow evening.
03:40Would that be all right?
03:41Uh...
03:42Great.
03:43See you tomorrow.
03:48Shit.
03:49Hey!
03:59Hey!
04:00Hey!
04:01Hey!
04:02Hey!
04:19Looking great at the moment, isn't it?
04:20So, did you have a good weekend?
04:21It was all right.
04:22What did you get up to?
04:23Ah, you know.
04:24The usual.
04:37Well, well, well.
04:39If it isn't the triumphant robot he is.
04:42Hello, Dexter.
04:43Have you thought any more about that rematch, Michael?
04:46Yes and no.
04:47What does that mean?
04:48It means yes, he's thought about it and no, he doesn't want one.
04:51Doesn't it?
04:52Yes.
04:53So that's a no?
04:54Yes.
04:56The regionals are over, Dexter.
04:57We beat you fair and square.
04:59You were lucky.
05:00We were better.
05:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:02Come on now, we don't want any trouble.
05:03All right, maybe we did get lucky, but the fact is we won.
05:06All is fair in love and robot wars.
05:08All I want is another shot.
05:09I know a place where we can go.
05:11Where?
05:12You know where.
05:13What if we get damaged?
05:14The quarterfinals are next week, we could jeopardise our position.
05:16Oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that.
05:19Mike, come on, let's go.
05:21We'll be seeing you then, Michael.
05:23Think about what I said!
05:25Say no.
05:28No.
05:32That's a real shame.
05:35Oh, God, it's always me, me, me, innit?
05:38You've left home, remember?
05:39I'm not a bleeding bank.
05:41Anyway, give us a call, love.
05:44Oh, it's your mum, by the way.
05:46Hello, Brian.
05:47Mm-hm.
05:48You've not been up in my region for a while.
05:49I've just come to get my paint roller back.
05:50The big one.
05:51There you go.
05:52Have you got something exciting happening downstairs?
05:53It's got an installation at the Brian Hart Gallery.
05:55Ah, that's great.
05:56We should celebrate.
05:57Come on, I've got a bottle of Paul Roger left over from yesterday.
05:59What was yesterday?
06:00Uh, Sunday.
06:01When are you installing yourself?
06:02Uh, tomorrow.
06:03Bloody hell.
06:04That's a bit short notice, innit?
06:05You'd better get on then.
06:06It'd be terrible if an half-baked pile of crap, wouldn't it?
06:07You know?
06:08It'd be terrible if an half-baked pile of crap, wouldn't it?
06:09You know?
06:10It'd be a big one.
06:11There you go.
06:12You've got something exciting happening downstairs.
06:13It's got an installation at the Brian Hart Gallery.
06:14Ah, that's great.
06:15We should celebrate.
06:16Come on, I've got a bottle of Paul Roger left over from yesterday.
06:18What was yesterday?
06:19Uh, Sunday.
06:20When are you installing yourself?
06:21Uh, tomorrow.
06:22Bloody hell, that's a bit short notice, innit?
06:25You'd better get on then.
06:29You look really stupid.
06:30Ha, ha, ha!
06:31I'll tell you what, I'll come along.
06:33No, no, no.
06:34No, no, no!
06:35I'll save the bottle of Champa's for the big night.
06:37I'm sure I can resist its charms till then.
06:46Whoa!
06:59Excuse me.
07:00Um, do you know how I close my locker?
07:16You, you, you, c-c-c-can't lock it.
07:22Tina keeps the keys.
07:24Daisy Steiner.
07:25B-b-b-billy.
07:26You have to know your bill?
07:27Right.
07:28Staff meeting.
07:29Yes.
07:30Is everybody here?
07:31Then let's get started.
07:32Any questions about the last meeting?
07:35Billy?
07:36Perhaps you'd like to start.
07:39I have a question.
07:41Yes?
07:42Daisy?
07:43Um, where can I get a key for my locker?
07:44I have the keys.
07:45If you would like to use your locker, you come to me and I will do it for you.
07:48It's not really fair, is it?
07:49I mean, what if you're not here?
07:50Some of us don't find it so difficult to remain in work.
07:51Daisy?
07:52Some of us don't find it so difficult to remain in work.
07:53Daisy?
07:54Right.
07:55Any more questions?
07:56Billy?
07:57Yes.
07:58I have a question.
07:59Yes?
08:00Daisy?
08:01Um, where can I get a key for my locker?
08:02I have the keys.
08:03If you would like to use your locker, you come to me and I will do it for you.
08:08It's not really fair, is it?
08:09I mean, what if you're not here?
08:11Some of us don't find it so difficult to remain in work.
08:14Daisy?
08:15Right.
08:16Any more questions?
08:17Billy?
08:18You'll be downstairs today.
08:20What?
08:21No.
08:22I can't.
08:23You can't make me.
08:24No!
08:25Meeting adjourned.
08:26No!
08:27No!
08:28I can't!
08:29You can't make me!
08:31No!
08:32Meeting adjourned.
08:34No!
08:35No!
08:36No!
08:37Okay.
08:38There we go.
08:39Let's pub.
08:40Right.
08:41I will get my flat jacket.
08:42Hello, lady.
08:43All right, Mike.
08:44Hey, how's work?
08:45Awful.
08:46Did you get fired?
08:47Not yet.
08:48No, that's good.
08:49How's it going?
08:50Yeah, fine.
08:51Just putting a few little finishing touches on.
08:52Oh, I thought you were going to do more drawings on it.
08:54Why?
08:55Well, you know, then millions of people would see your artwork.
08:58Tim?
08:59Yeah.
09:00No, I just didn't.
09:01I didn't feel like it.
09:02What does TFU stand for?
09:03The fuckest uppest.
09:04Yeah.
09:05Philippa Forrester would have loved that.
09:06I didn't think she did any more.
09:07No, no.
09:08She had a baby.
09:09Listen, why don't you be Philippa and I'll be me?
09:10You what?
09:11Just interview me.
09:12Okay.
09:13That's very interesting.
09:14No, do it properly.
09:15Okay.
09:16This is a very large machine, Tim.
09:39Take you long?
09:40No, not really.
09:41Fast worker?
09:42Well, why don't you come on back to my flat and we'll find out?
09:45I think you've already answered my question.
09:48So you're like my robot, then?
09:50I love it.
09:52What's this?
09:54That's an axe. Feel the weight.
09:59There's nothing more devastating than a big chop.
10:01Shh!
10:05Don't cheapen this.
10:08What is going on?
10:10I was just coming to the pub with you.
10:12Yeah, I think we should take the private down to the shed.
10:16What's that we're like?
10:17Nothing. He just usually likes to be Philippa.
10:21Good night, little one.
10:23I'll see you in the morning.
10:40Look at you sitting there so pretty and proud.
10:50Take that!
10:51You think you're better than me?
10:53Oh, you're no better than Big Track!
10:55You'll never go to combat!
10:56You'll never be in Rome!
10:58What?
11:08Oh, shit!
11:10It's true!
11:11She sacked her for that?
11:12Yeah.
11:13Yeah.
11:14Oh, what a bitch!
11:15Ha!
11:18Look at me!
11:19I'm Tina!
11:20I've got the locker keys!
11:22What is going on?
11:24Nothing.
11:25Really?
11:27Well, I've decided to change the duty roster.
11:31You'll be downstairs today.
11:34Follow me.
11:39Take these.
11:41It'll...
11:42make it easier.
11:56This is Harris.
11:59He'll show you the ropes.
12:03I've seen you upstairs.
12:04Oh, shit!
12:05That's exactly what I said.
12:06Oh, shit!
12:07That's exactly what I said.
12:08Oh, shit!
12:09That's exactly what I said.
12:33Oh, shit!
12:36Brian!
12:37Marty.
12:38Good to see you.
12:39Thanks for doing this, really.
12:40Actually, it was.
12:41Well, I see you've found your space.
12:42Hope it meets with your requirement.
12:43Well, I don't...
12:44Because I'm going to pop out for a while.
12:46Trust you'll be all right here on your own.
12:47Ah.
12:48Well, that's...
12:49It's 10 a.m. now.
12:50Exhibition starts at 6.30 p.m.
12:52Any problems?
12:53Here's my mobile number.
12:54Marty, I can't.
12:55There we go.
12:56Well, good luck with the get-in.
12:58Can't wait to see what you've come up with.
13:00Natasha.
13:05Who would do such a thing, Tim?
13:07I think I can guess.
13:09No random hit, Tim.
13:11It's been taken apart by someone who knows what they're doing.
13:13Yeah, and what's going to happen now?
13:14Well, if we don't repair them in time, the runners-up automatically go through.
13:17And who's that?
13:19Dexter and Cromwell.
13:21Exactly.
13:24Who did this?
13:25They did!
13:26They wouldn't.
13:27Of course they would. This is it, man. We're screwed.
13:29We can't give up, Tim.
13:30We're never going to fix him now.
13:31Ah.
13:32Yes, we will.
13:33How?
13:34We'll find a way.
13:35We'll use every contact.
13:37We'll pull every favour.
13:38We'll work every hour.
13:40We're going to fix him and then we're going to kick some arse.
13:43Timmy.
13:45Fetch me my tools.
13:49Mike, what about the show?
13:50The show's over.
13:51No!
13:52No!
13:53No!
13:54No!
13:55No!
13:56No!
13:57No!
13:58No!
13:59No!
14:00No!
14:01No!
14:02No!
14:03No!
14:04No!
14:05No!
14:06No!
14:07No!
14:08No!
14:09No!
14:10No!
14:11No!
14:12No!
14:13No!
14:14No!
14:15No!
14:16No!
14:17No!
14:18No!
14:19No!
14:20Let's go.
14:50Let's go.
15:20Let's go.
15:50Let's go.
16:19Let's go.
16:20Shit.
16:21Shit.
16:22I just need something else.
16:25Something else.
16:56Take out the bin.
16:57I can't do this.
16:58Excuse me.
16:59I'm sick of it.
17:00Who do you think you are?
17:02I'm a writer.
17:04I'm creative.
17:05I'm not a mopper.
17:07They're all writers, Daisy.
17:09What?
17:10All the staff here are writers.
17:12Not Harris.
17:14Haikus, I believe.
17:16Charlie there's an actor, but he's writing some play.
17:19Even Billy?
17:21Even Billy.
17:22I was published in 97.
17:25It was just a short story.
17:29I came here in 98.
17:34They're all creative, Daisy.
17:37Not just you.
17:38Now, get creative with this.
17:42They're robot.
17:43Hello, boys.
17:49Michael, hi.
17:53Look, sorry to hear about your robot.
17:56Crying shame, that.
17:57What do you mean, crying shame?
17:58You did it, you fucking plum.
18:01Well, whoever did it is academic now, isn't it?
18:05You don't have a robot, and we do.
18:07Ergo, we get to go on robot wars, and you don't.
18:11Is that so?
18:12You want a rematch?
18:20You got one.
18:22Where?
18:25In nowhere.
18:29Gentlemen, welcome to Robot Club.
18:32The first rule of Robot Club is...
18:35You do not talk about Robot Club.
18:39The second rule of Robot Club is...
18:42You do not talk about...
18:45Wait, I got that wrong.
18:52The second rule is...
18:53No smoking.
18:54Why are we allowed to smoke?
18:55Shh.
18:56We're not supposed to talk about it.
18:57All right.
18:58First battle.
19:00Blue Thunder...
19:02Versus Metallicock.
19:04Activate!
19:05Yeah!
19:16Hello.
19:17I've seen you here before, haven't I?
19:19Always nice to meet an art lover.
19:21Actually, I'm just here for the free booze.
19:23Free booze.
19:24Great.
19:25I'm Marty Burghouse.
19:26I own the gallery.
19:27Oh, cheers.
19:29Cheers.
19:30I'm Marsha Klein.
19:32So, Marsha, are you enjoying the installation?
19:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:37Very moving.
19:38Hmm.
19:39Yeah, certainly has something, doesn't it?
19:42Loneliness.
19:44Isolation.
19:46Insecurity.
19:48That's our Brian.
19:49I own.
19:50Hmm.
19:57Cheers!
19:59Now for the Battle Royale.
20:01Private Iron.
20:03Versus War Bastard.
20:08Activate!
20:09Yay!
20:29associate!
20:30Awe!
20:31Yes!
20:33Go on!
20:33asi, are you so involved?
20:35Come on, we're out.
20:53What happened?
20:54I've blown the motor.
20:55That's not fair.
20:56That's not fair.
20:58That's not fair.
20:59Welcome to the real world, Michael.
21:01It's not a fair place.
21:03Prepare to be annihilated.
21:05I think it's time we brought out the big guns, Timmy.
21:11I think you're right, Mike.
21:20Oh, nice touch.
21:22That's not fair.
21:24That's not fair.
21:25That's not fair.
21:31No!
21:35Yes!
21:43Jeez!
21:44Brian.
21:48What can I say?
21:50Well done.
21:51I'm amazed you lay there for the duration.
21:53At least Tilda Swinton was comfortable.
21:55Great work.
21:57Listen, why don't you pop by next week?
21:58Maybe we can talk about the possibility of a residency.
22:00What do you say?
22:01Okay.
22:03Great.
22:03Listen, I'd better call it a day.
22:05Where are you off to now?
22:07Hospital?
22:08Ah, one of Damien's trendy new bars, no doubt.
22:11Oh!
22:12Well done.
22:12Catch you next week.
22:15There you go, Brian.
22:17You was a knockout.
22:18What are you laughing for?
22:23I don't know.
22:27Come on, Daisy.
22:29Put your back into it.
22:31Come on.
22:32You can do better than that.
22:34Stop gawping, you retards.
22:37That's it.
22:38That is it.
22:39I'm not going to do this.
22:40You haven't got a choice.
22:41You're not the boss of me.
22:43Oh, yes, I am.
22:44Well, you are technically, but that doesn't make you better than me.
22:47I don't know what kind of kick you get out of being such a bitch.
22:52But I'm not here to help you get it.
22:54Now, these people are good people.
22:56They're artists.
22:56They deserve respect.
22:58Come on, guys.
22:59There's thousands of ways to make money.
23:00It doesn't have to be like this.
23:02We can walk out of here with our heads held high.
23:04We can show this bitch that we don't need her.
23:08She needs us, and it's about time she realised it.
23:12Now, who's with me?
23:14Who's with me?
23:23Anybody?
23:23Interesting night, then.
23:45Well, no more than usual.
23:48Cheers, boys.
23:48Cheers.
23:49Juicy fruit?
24:04No, thanks.
24:05Cheers.
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