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00:01Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is going to be good.
00:05This man has worked with Alan Bennett.
00:07You're going to see something a bit special.
00:09OK.
00:30Ah, strength of a bear.
00:34Sorry.
00:35And the breath, yes.
00:38Dave, you've got James Corden.
00:40James Corden?
00:41Who is...
00:42He is an actor.
00:43He was in Fat Friends.
00:45He's in The History Boys.
00:46Oh, I know.
00:47Yeah, I know.
00:48He's great, he's great.
00:49The fat one out of The History Boys.
00:51Yes.
00:52Is this really obvious to everybody else?
00:53Yes, yes.
00:54I think it's certainly obvious to the opposing team,
00:56with the flashing of their lights.
00:59This is like watching Lionel Blair trying to guess Laurence Olivier on Give Us A Clue.
01:04Just the shame of it.
01:05This, my friends, is the future of television.
01:08High definition, you see.
01:09Yeah.
01:10It's really good, isn't it?
01:11Where'd you buy it from?
01:12Um, I didn't buy it.
01:14It's part payment for a corporate, I did.
01:16What, and it paid you with a TV?
01:18It was part payment.
01:19It was non-taxable.
01:20So how's it worked with your agent?
01:22How does he get his 15%?
01:24He gets the remote control.
01:26Yeah, well it's mine.
01:28Er, we're going high definition.
01:29All right, good.
01:30That's nice.
01:31So, not only will you not be on the show,
01:33now you'll not be on the show in high definition.
01:36Nice.
01:38How bad is this?
01:39Oh, it's not right, so it's wrong.
01:41So it's bad.
01:42You were getting somewhere, then.
01:43You were getting somewhere with the...
01:45I can't.
01:46I can't.
01:47Oh, man.
01:48Like a puppy at the side of the road who's been knocked over.
01:50I have to put you out of your misery.
01:51Oh.
01:52These aren't expensive.
01:53These are cheap.
01:54This is not cheap.
01:55This is not cheap.
01:56It's part payment.
01:57It's not that big there, Rob, is it?
01:58I mean, did you not do very right this gig?
01:59This is...
02:00Certainly didn't get an uncle.
02:01I mean, it's the audience.
02:02You know, you can get them bigger than that.
02:03What's that, 22?
02:04I specifically asked for this one.
02:06For a small one?
02:07Yes.
02:08Edvard Monk.
02:09Yes.
02:10Stealing the scream.
02:11No, no, no, no.
02:12Edvard Monk hated the scream.
02:13No, no, no.
02:14Edvard Monk hated the scream.
02:15No, no.
02:16He wanted it back.
02:24Hang on.
02:29Come in.
02:35Hey, Rob.
02:36Hello.
02:37Yeah.
02:38How's things going?
02:39Come in.
02:40You don't want to show you?
02:41No, no, no.
02:42I'm in doing another thing.
02:43All right.
02:45All right?
02:46Yeah?
02:47What are you up to?
02:48I'm just...
02:49We're doing Nanny Louie Chanty.
02:50Right.
02:51How's that going?
02:52Good.
02:53What are you in for?
02:54Oh, some Channel 4 panel thing.
02:55You know, the usual.
02:56Just reading all took you.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Easy enough.
03:01What?
03:02Why?
03:03Oh, you're looking at my hair.
03:04Oh, I was...
03:05Yeah.
03:06There we are.
03:09It's fine, mate.
03:10None of the matter.
03:11Well, you haven't stopped staring at it since you came in.
03:14Is it that bad?
03:15It's...
03:16It's worse than I thought it was.
03:17It's worse.
03:18It's wet.
03:19You know, when it's wet, the hair all bands together like some sort of support group.
03:22Myself and James actually bothered to have a discussion about who should be the painting and who should do the carrying.
03:27I think...
03:28It was never really in doubt.
03:29It was not going to work the other way around, was it?
03:32I think we both know.
03:35I think you're just being polite.
03:37Yeah, okay, let's.
03:38Fine.
03:39Because the thought of you picking me up.
03:40I mean, he's a strong lad, but come on.
03:45Eh?
03:46We're going to be in high definition.
03:47Look at that picture.
03:48Look at that quality.
03:49Yeah, we're going to look like that.
03:51God, that is...
03:52That is really amazing picture quality, actually.
03:55Oh, God, you can see every single...
03:57Every single bit of fur, every strand of hair.
04:01Wow.
04:02These are tense times.
04:04God, that is a close-up.
04:09Hair.
04:16Do you miss it?
04:17Um...
04:20Yeah.
04:21Yes, I do.
04:22Yeah.
04:45Now, it's not a small undertaking.
04:47No, no, no.
04:48Uh...
04:49I think it's one thing to miss the hair.
04:52And it's an entirely different thing...
04:54To try and get that hair back.
04:55And, of course, we can't...
04:57Get that hair back.
04:59All we can do is...
05:01Is to give you new hair...
05:04That's like the old hair.
05:07As I understand it, you take a strip from the back.
05:10So it is my hair, it's not...
05:11It is, but it's not the same hair that was on the top of your head.
05:14We're not going to...
05:15We're not going to go back in time, as it were.
05:19No.
05:20You know?
05:21No.
05:22We don't have that facility.
05:23The fact that they got it means it was a good mind.
05:25It was damn good.
05:26It was a great mind.
05:27I'm not having my mind criticised this week.
05:28I was watching it from an unfair angle, as well.
05:31What, straight on?
05:34I had a mate who had a hair transplant.
05:37Yes.
05:38Well, actually, no, not my mate.
05:39Mate, my dad's.
05:40Had it done about three years ago.
05:43And...
05:44And what?
05:45Yeah, go on.
05:46Now his head is like a patchwork of scartish.
05:48You can't leave the house without friends and neighbours hurling fruit at him.
05:52What, he's wrong with you?
05:53No, he looks fine.
05:54He looks like Don Johnson.
05:58Seriously?
05:59Yeah.
06:00Well, Don Johnson playing a British butcher, cos that's what he is, my dad's mate.
06:03He's a butcher.
06:04Organic stuff, actually.
06:05Chickens and turkeys, you know.
06:06You can get them all cheap cos he's independent.
06:08Thank you, Jamie Oliver.
06:10When you say piece, do you mean wig?
06:13Yeah.
06:14A little wig, a little weave that you put on there.
06:16Now, we're not talking like old-fashioned toupees that you send away for and get in the post.
06:20You know, we're talking about something that's professionally done and...
06:23Popped on and...
06:26And I think that's the way to go with it, because...
06:30I mean, look at that.
06:34That's really bad.
06:39A few people are talking about me.
06:40They're not talking about you.
06:41About my appearance.
06:42Yeah, maybe.
06:43But, you know, people say things in this business.
06:45People say things about me.
06:47Yeah.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Potato face.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Playmobile man.
06:54Right, yeah.
06:55Eyes of a rapist.
06:58Can anybody tell me what devilishly sophisticated, elaborate method the thieves used to get into the building and steal this multi-million pound article?
07:07Dave.
07:08They pretended they were another painting and they hung there for hours.
07:14Yeah, Dave Johns, the comedian.
07:17Geordie comedian?
07:18Yeah.
07:19Very funny, very funny.
07:20Bald man, of course.
07:21Mm.
07:22Mm.
07:23Yeah.
07:24Where do you stand on that?
07:25On what?
07:26On bald men.
07:27Bald men can be attractive.
07:28Yeah.
07:29All right.
07:30Balding.
07:31No.
07:32I mean, if you were just putting it out there and going, you know, fuck you, I'm bald.
07:36You know?
07:37I'm balding.
07:38Fuck you.
07:39I'm not bald.
07:40That's the whole point.
07:41I'm not bald.
07:42It's going to be easier.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Because I'd be somewhere.
07:45Mm.
07:46But no, I'm on the journey.
07:47And it's a difficult journey.
07:48I'm not going to lie to you.
07:49Yeah.
07:50But that's unattractive.
07:51I look okay.
07:52Yeah, yeah.
07:53You look great.
07:54You look great.
07:55I do look good.
07:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:57Trust us.
07:58You look fine.
07:59Lovely.
08:00Really nice.
08:01I feel like they're laughing at me.
08:02Because you're funny.
08:03You're cracking jokes all over the place.
08:04Hot.
08:05Hot.
08:06Hot.
08:07They are, you know, dying.
08:08But if you think I don't look good, I want you to come and tell me, okay?
08:11You look funny, okay?
08:12I look funny.
08:13In a good way.
08:14Yes.
08:15All right, funny, funny way.
08:16Right, right, right.
08:17Go, go, go, go.
08:18Don't attract attention to it.
08:20Okay?
08:21Yeah.
08:22Okay.
08:29So you're an actor.
08:32That must, uh, must be funny.
08:35Do you do anything I might have seen?
08:37Uh, no, probably not.
08:40Um, I do a, I do a show called Annually Retentive.
08:44Mm-hmm.
08:45Which is, uh, it's a historical panel game.
08:49Uh, like, uh, Have I Got News For You?
08:52Oh, you've been on that.
08:53Have I Got News For You?
08:55That's wonderful.
08:56I, I, um, I watched it.
08:58Me and the wife, we watched that, uh, fairly religiously.
09:01Every Thursday.
09:02I say that.
09:03That's not my show.
09:04My show is, uh...
09:05It's Johnson.
09:06...in that, uh, genre, though.
09:08You know, it's a panel show.
09:09Mm-hmm.
09:10I haven't seen you on it, I'd have to say.
09:11I mean, I, uh...
09:12And that's your Paul Merton.
09:14But he's got very thick hair.
09:16Yeah.
09:17That's what it's like, you know?
09:20Yeah, it's bald.
09:21Yeah, but most people never get to see it like this, you know?
09:24Because when I'm on television, they paint my scalp
09:26and then they put fibres on it, you know?
09:28Paint your scalp.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Most people who meet me think I'm taller and hairier than I am.
09:33Who thinks you're tall and hairy and oompa-loompa?
09:36A pint of bitter.
09:38Some red wine.
09:40And a train.
09:41Any thoughts what that could be?
09:42Um...
09:43Well, it's...
09:44Something that happened in 1994.
09:45Very obvious.
09:46Is it about the royals shagging in a siding?
09:49You stop right there, lady.
09:50What?
09:51So, you know, there was that story about Charles and Diana
09:53putting the royal train into a siding,
09:55cos I thought ladies have red wine and blokes have beer,
09:58so I thought it might be that.
09:59Blokes?
10:00Prince Charles?
10:01You know, ladies have wine, blokes have beer.
10:05He's a bloke like the rest of us.
10:07I don't think he's one of a bloke.
10:08Is he?
10:09Is he a bloke?
10:10Can you call Prince Charles?
10:11I guess he's a bloke, yeah.
10:13It's Eurostar.
10:16Yes, it is, yes.
10:17That's right.
10:18Or Channel, you know.
10:19Yeah.
10:20So, obviously, when the show's on tonight,
10:22you've been recording,
10:23you'll take a bit longer to get to it than that, won't you?
10:26Because Rob...
10:27I just know that you're quite competitive, the two of you,
10:29and Rob sort of said maybe Jane could just skirt around
10:32the answer a bit more, because...
10:33Well, so you want me to be the dumb blonde?
10:35No, no, no, no, not at all.
10:36We don't need to be the dumb blonde,
10:38but, um...
10:39just not the super sharp blonde.
10:41It is a train.
10:43It is a red wine.
10:44You say...
10:45By global, you mean French.
10:46Oh, Eurostar.
10:47Oh, Eurostar.
10:48France, Channel Tunnel, Eurostar, train...
10:50Thank you very much, Jane Moore, yes.
10:52The answer that I was looking for was the opening of the Channel Tunnel,
11:00or le tunnel sous la manche in French.
11:02But it's the worry of the comb-over.
11:04I feel like I'm getting into the comb-over arena.
11:10I don't even think...
11:11I don't want to be rude, but I don't think you've got enough for a comb-over.
11:15I should explain, because you are unsure about this.
11:18The red wine is to represent the ruddy red face of the typical English man.
11:25The train is to represent the train.
11:29And the bitter is to represent the inherent bitterness of the French people.
11:38And would it, having looked at my hair, would it work for me?
11:43Because I know it doesn't work for everyone.
11:45As what I've read on the Internet, there are some people's hair and it doesn't suit.
11:50Do I have the right donor hair?
11:52Brilliant.
11:53Well, I'm glad you've done some of your own research, because that's very helpful.
11:58But, I mean, within the kind of lexicography, in terms of the language of our business,
12:04we wouldn't describe what you have there as hair as much.
12:10We tend to call that an interrupted scalp, is what you have there.
12:14Right.
12:15Whereas hair is more a covering.
12:18What you basically have there is skin with intermittent hair interruptions.
12:25Is that a good thing?
12:26Well, it's certainly a journey that we're prepared to start out on with you.
12:31It's not a great sign of success, really, is it?
12:35I am successful. I'm hosting my own show.
12:38At the moment.
12:39What?
12:42At the moment.
12:43But, I mean, it's not...
12:44Yes, I am hosting it at the moment.
12:46It's my show.
12:47Yeah, but, you know, you need to keep ahead of the game, Rob.
12:50Then that's just a brilliant way to do it.
12:52I mean, come on, look at that.
12:54It's just...
12:56Look at it.
12:57I don't think I'm at a wig stage yet.
12:59I think all I need is, with respect, some skilful artistry on the part of a makeup artist.
13:06Well, that's, you know...
13:09I am a craftsman, OK?
13:10And I have tools for my craft, OK?
13:12My easy charm, my ready wit.
13:14That is a tool, OK?
13:16My brain.
13:17That is a tool.
13:18Right?
13:19In fact, Rob, you are a tool.
13:20You are a tool.
13:21You are a tool.
13:22Well, one of you was going to say it, right?
13:23My voice is a tool.
13:24Right?
13:25It therefore follows that my hair is a tool.
13:29It's going to miss that.
13:32So, is your head a toolbox?
13:41No, don't laugh, because yes, in a way it is.
13:43Because that's where I keep my hair, my voice and my wit.
13:47So, yes, I see what you're trying to do.
13:48You're trying to make me look an idiot.
13:50But yes, it is.
13:51It is.
13:52It is a toolbox.
13:53This is a toolbox.
13:54The top of the toolbox, the hair.
13:55And your nose is a hammer.
13:57What?
13:58Canadian comedy actor died March 19...
14:01Christopher Biggins!
14:02John Candy!
14:03John Candy!
14:04John Candy!
14:05What?
14:06It's not working.
14:07No, it is working.
14:08It's because your light cancels out when ours is pressed first.
14:11Oh, well, no, ours lit up first in that case.
14:13It did not.
14:14This is a nonsense.
14:15Electronically.
14:16He said John Candy.
14:17Yeah, and he said Christopher Biggins.
14:18So, if I'm going to go with anyone...
14:20You're both fat!
14:21So, the cost then...
14:22Yes.
14:23Because you're quite...
14:24You're sort of fuzzy about that on the website.
14:28The price for a head the size of yours...
14:32I'm going to give you a ballpark figure, because sometimes there are complications.
14:35I don't want to worry you with that word, but it's something that does happen.
14:41We sometimes have to what we call remap the scalp.
14:46That doesn't, again, will possibly incur further and more complicated procedures, but not necessarily more discomfiture.
14:57Often the discomfiture itself is minimal.
15:00And in fact, once you've become discomfited by the process, you'll find yourself, in essence, used to it.
15:07Some of our patients enjoy it.
15:09In fact, some of our patients come back just for discomfit.
15:13Which is...
15:15Well, it frankly makes us feel very comfortable.
15:17Because at least what we're doing is introducing people to new experiences.
15:20Sometimes people are amazed themselves with how much discomfiture or pain they can take and enjoy.
15:31And I put a ballpark figure on there.
15:46Everybody knows who wears wigs. We all know who they are.
15:50Who are they?
15:52What, Terry Wogan?
15:54Okay, Terry wears a wig.
15:56And Bruce Forsyth?
15:57Yeah, and Bruce Forsyth wears a wig, but there's plenty of other people.
16:00Terry Wogan doesn't wear a wig.
16:02Terry Wogan wears a wig that's like a comb-over.
16:04Who else?
16:05Ricky Gervais.
16:06Simon Paye.
16:07Sacha Baron Cohen.
16:08Russell Brand.
16:09Matt Lucas.
16:10Frank Skate.
16:11Matt Lucas is bald.
16:14Is he?
16:18I was going to go with Ryanair.
16:20Unview...
16:21Unview...
16:22I'll start that again.
16:23To be honest, now puts a lot of pressure on the joke as well,
16:25because I've kind of pre-empted what's going to happen with it.
16:27Therefore, the likelihood of a disaster is quite high.
16:30What a flashback to Mock of the Week.
16:35Ryanair unveil new jet.
16:36I'll hold on to these, you have a piggyback.
16:38It wasn't worth it.
16:39Do you see? That's the problem.
16:41That's not cheap.
16:43Would you want it to be cheap?
16:46And we can cut some corners, of course.
16:47Of course we can cut corners, you know.
16:49I could shave 10,000 off that easily by just using animal hair.
16:57You know.
16:58Does that work, animal hair?
16:59For a time.
17:00It needs to be replaced.
17:01Badger hair can work, well, easily work for 20 years,
17:05and it doesn't need to be changed.
17:08I think...
17:09Some discoloration, of course, and smell can be offensive.
17:12Offensive.
17:13I've had these removed from my testicles.
17:15I've had these removed from my testicles.
17:26Rob?
17:27All right.
17:29All right?
17:30Rob.
17:33The, um...
17:34girlfriend's knocking about, so try and...
17:36Yeah?
17:39See ya.
17:40Yeah, see ya later.
17:41All right.
17:45I get a lot of them like that.
17:50Man laughs before rest of plane lands on him.
17:54Oh, nice, yeah.
17:55That was classy and highbrow.
17:56I don't know why you can't accept you're a success. No-one's signing you up because of your hair or your skin, you know.
18:11You were gonna say skin. You were gonna say my skin, weren't you?
18:12Yes, you were. You've never mentioned my skin before. It's bad skin, I'm aware of that. To add to the list of the hair.
18:27Look, you've got a couple of little marks on your skin. You're not a teenager. Why are you worried about your skin?
18:33High definition.
18:35We give you a piece, a wig, a full piece, something really nice, something really chunky.
18:40We can put tape here and here and we can get rid of some of that scarring.
18:45It's quite old-fashioned, but it really works. It's got strings on. You tie it back into what's left of your, like, natural hair. The wig goes on top.
18:56And, um, again, you know, you're gonna knock, you know, sort of 35 again. There you go, there you go.
19:03There you go, there you go.
19:04Yeah, there. That's good. And look, I mean, I'm in a constant smile. Yeah. I can't help but smile. Yeah.
19:11Hi, I'm Royden. How are you?
19:13It's a land speed record man, isn't it?
19:15No. Richard Noble.
19:16Oh. And is that him?
19:17Is that who it is?
19:18Yeah. It doesn't help with coming up with jokes, though. Richard Noble, you say it's not gonna win the audience over. That's exhausting.
19:24What you're doing there is confusing us with a factual quiz as opposed to a comedy quiz, but, uh, they're all gonna go home enriched.
19:33Is it bad?
19:34Yeah.
19:35All right. Right. No, I'm bending down.
19:37That's worse than I thought it would be, actually.
19:41I'm a quarter of the way down.
19:42Okay.
19:45Yeah, that's really bad.
19:47Will you let me just get all the way down and then give an opinion, okay?
19:56I just keep doing what you're doing, you know? The comb over.
19:58It's impract...
20:00What did you say?
20:01Well, it's a semi-comb over.
20:03No.
20:04It is not a comb over.
20:05It's a blow-dry over.
20:06It is not a...
20:07It's not...
20:08It's not blow-dried.
20:09It's not blow-dried.
20:10You see?
20:11I've got you there.
20:12This is not...
20:13This is washed.
20:14It is brushed back and it is left.
20:15It is not brushed.
20:16You're actually wrong.
20:17You're technically wrong.
20:18You're telling me there's nothing in there at all.
20:19There's a little bit of modelling clay.
20:20The face is fantastic.
20:21Mm.
20:22It's flawless.
20:23Hi.
20:24That is lovely.
20:25That is so smooth.
20:26That's it.
20:27Look at that.
20:28Any angle.
20:29Any angle.
20:30That's too far.
20:31That's hurting.
20:32Okay.
20:33It's only your hair.
20:34You're not Samson.
20:35But I feel if I had more hair, I would have the confidence.
20:37When I was younger, when I started out, seriously, I looked like Hugh Grant.
20:40I mean, I had the hair.
20:42I really did.
20:43Right.
20:44And that made you look like Hugh Grant.
20:46Well, I do.
20:47I have similar features.
20:48You know, similar features to Hugh Grant.
20:50People used to say when they saw four weddings, I had people who came out saying,
20:53God, you're like him, aren't you?
20:57What?
20:58No.
20:59You know, those days are past, and now you've got to focus on what is.
21:03I just imagine him, when he's actually doing it, going,
21:06Are you sure I don't look a dick?
21:08Honestly, you tell me if I look stupid.
21:11This isn't going to end up on some panel show, is it?
21:15How would you describe the pain?
21:18Well, I mean, if you were to imagine...
21:23You don't have to draw if you don't want to.
21:24No, no, no.
21:25I mean, I think we can...
21:26It's better for me, because I can visualise a little bit of that.
21:29Say we have some nought here, which would be a curry, a strong curry.
21:37Not a tinderloo, but a, you know, a masala, madras, lamb madras.
21:49Or I probably would have had probably a chicken madras, actually, but it's the same sort of strength.
21:54And up here we have childbirth.
21:56Yes.
21:57And if that's nought and childbirth's 200, scalp modification would probably come out at no more than 165, something like that.
22:11Nothing...
22:12Seriously? Childbirth at 200?
22:14That's my mistake, actually. Sorry. That is my... That's my mistake.
22:18Yeah.
22:19That's... That's almost...
22:20That's a relief.
22:21No, that's insane. No, let's imagine...
22:23Childbirth is excruciating.
22:24Well, it's the most pain any human can go through.
22:26I could get little strips, little pieces and weaves that just go, you know, in the obvious spaces where you've, you know, you've really lost it.
22:35I mean, look at that.
22:36Yeah.
22:37Well, that's a parting, isn't it?
22:39I think that was the parting.
22:41What have you got for that?
22:43John Major Rotess the all-body condom?
22:46You know, you're an older guy, you've got, you've got the skin thing going on.
22:53You've got to just kind of have a bit of confidence in yourself, man. I hate to see you like this.
22:58You're...
22:59You're Robin Brydon and you're bald.
23:01Sorry, I'm surprised. It's not... It's Robert is my full name. It was never Robin.
23:06I thought it was Robin.
23:08No.
23:09Really?
23:10Yeah, I've never been Robin.
23:11Right.
23:12I always thought it was Robin. Are you sure?
23:14100%.
23:15Of course you're sure. It's your name.
23:17Erm...
23:18Alright, I'm Rob Brydon. Let's go with Rob.
23:20After John Major, Edwina Curry wanted someone with more personality.
23:24I like that one.
23:26Cyberman kisses robot.
23:31Ah, the old switcheroo.
23:33I'm Rob Brydon. I'm bald and I'm proud.
23:36That's what your mantra should be. You should be actively proud of that.
23:41You know, you should be... You should accept it and you should... You should work with it.
23:47I'm Rob Brydon.
23:48I'm bald and I'm proud. Say it.
23:52Er...
23:53I did this with Burkoff. It honestly works. It's affirmation.
23:57Saying it makes it... It makes it real. Go on.
24:00I'm Rob Brydon and I'm bald and I'm proud.
24:03Did that sound proud?
24:04No.
24:05This is more like it. If this...
24:07Here is... Is a... A chicken madras...
24:11At... At naught.
24:13And up here at, say, something like 8,000.
24:168,000?
24:17Yeah. We've got...
24:18Childbirth.
24:19Childbirth.
24:20And at 6,000...
24:21We have...
24:23The hair modification. That makes much more sense.
24:25Isn't that just the... Sorry.
24:27Isn't that just the same? Just higher numbers?
24:29Yes, in a sense it is.
24:30But that's the great thing about this, this whole process.
24:33Is all we really are dealing with are numbers.
24:36How many follicles? How many incisions? How many holes?
24:39How much time it takes to bleed and how much time it takes to heal?
24:42That's what it really boils down to.
24:43A lot of people focus on the pain. They focus on the price.
24:46And they're very simple-minded people, to be fair.
24:49And they're... They're not seeing the long game.
24:52And I know that, er... That you, erm...
24:58Rob, you, erm... You're not a small-minded person.
25:02Do you know what?
25:03It's just like a little, tiny, white lie.
25:07A little cheat. Tiny cheat. Nobody's gonna know about it.
25:11And that's how you get what you want.
25:13Heritage-wise, my background is of a proud people who don't...
25:17Are you people mining? Do you think, if I went out and wore a wig,
25:20what would that be to those people that went mining?
25:22Yeah, but you would wear a wig if you were a miner,
25:23cos you'd have a hard hand, wouldn't you?
25:24No. It would be a slap in the face for any man
25:26who's ever had to bend over and mine, OK?
25:29With the bending over bit? We're not talking about...
25:31Because the mines were cramped.
25:32Well, I think...
25:33The mines were very cramped conditions. That was all part of it.
25:35And if they weren't that cramped, the conditions would have been quite good.
25:37It would have been indoors, nice and warm.
25:39You wear a wig. You can be who you want to be.
25:43And we all want to be someone.
25:45You're a bald man. That's fine. No-one minds.
25:48You mainly do voice-overs anyway.
25:50I'm Robin Brydon, I'm bald and I'm proud.
25:53I'm Rob Brydon, I'm bald...
25:55Oh, that's a bit of the old wall in there.
25:56I'm Rob Brydon, I'm bald and I'm proud.
25:59Yeah, you can't do an affirmation as someone else.
26:02It doesn't work.
26:03I'm Rob Brydon, I'm bald and I'm proud.
26:06I'm Rob Brydon, I'm balding and I'm proud.
26:08You're bald man.
26:09I'm Rob Brydon, I'm bald and I'm proud.
26:11That's it, come on.
26:12I'm Rob Brydon, I'm bald and I'm proud.
26:15I'm Rob Brydon, I'm bald and I'm proud.
26:18I'm Rob Brydon, I'm bald and I'm proud.
26:19I'm Rob Brydon, I'm bald and I'm proud.
26:21That is it. I'm afraid we've come to the end of the show.
26:25Adding up the scores.
26:26I see that this week's defeated Goran Ivanicevicis
26:29are Jane, Dave and Robin.
26:31But this week's triumphant Pete Samprasis
26:33are Dave, Hal and James.
26:35Yeah, be who I am. That's what you're saying, isn't it?
26:40In essence, if I read you properly,
26:43what you're saying to me is be who you are.
26:46Be who you are, be proud of who you are,
26:49don't hide it, don't try and be someone else.
26:52Yeah, be who you are, I am who you is, be who you are,
26:56however you want to put it, just, you know.
26:59You're brilliant with words, that's what I love about you.
27:01I love how confident you are and you're so, you're definite,
27:04you're proud of who you are, you're not worried about a potato face.
27:07You just get on with it and you do it
27:09and that's why you're so successful.
27:11I love that, I'd love, I hope I take away from this meeting
27:14that sense of self and I go out there and I say to them,
27:17this is me, if you don't like it, tough.
27:20Well, that's it, another show gone but hopefully not forgotten.
27:24We've picked the couple of 1994...
27:26He, er...
27:27He looks like Jonathan Ross with the wasting disease.
27:30Yes!
27:31Thanks to you at home for watching, goodnight.
27:33I do think Dr. Val...
27:53Oh, don't, don't...
27:55Don't doctor me to death, that's not, er...
27:58That's not necessary.
28:00Um, well, er...
28:02Okay, um...
28:03Just...
28:04It is doctor though.
28:06You mean, you are a doctor.
28:08Do I look like a doctor?
28:11Er...
28:12Yes.
28:13Great, well that's your answer.
28:16Thank you, good night.
28:19Hey, now...
28:20Yay.
28:22You can find this and I'm anxious to find you.
28:25Wait...
28:26Oh, and...
28:27name it or you.
28:30And what are you trying to do?
28:32You OK.
28:33Okay, here...
28:34Ok...
28:36I'm happy, Jay.
28:38Yes...
28:39Who knows.
28:40Where I am,
28:41you?
28:42Maybe you're here know.
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