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00:01Dave's mystique and sabre-tooth are the prettiest thing on T4.
00:06No, not Steve Jones, the lovely June Sarpong!
00:10Oh, fantastic. Yeah, from T4.
00:12MBE. I fancy June Sarpong. She's just got an MBE.
00:15She has, yes. We'll say June Sarpong MBE on the show, actually.
00:18She's cool, and people have heard of her.
00:21June Sarpong. June Sarpong hasn't turned up.
00:24What? Don't whisper.
00:26June Sarpong hasn't turned up.
00:28What do you mean she hasn't turned up? She hasn't got a car.
00:30She's not answering the phone. Well, that's a guest booking issue.
00:32June Sarpong hasn't turned up.
00:34That's a guest booking issue.
00:36You didn't book her, did you? Debbie did.
00:38Come on, let's go!
00:44June Sarpong!
00:50Never mind. I think we've turned a negative into a positive.
00:54I've been told not to say anything.
00:56I'd love to pay you more if you speak.
01:06Any news on Russell Howard?
01:08All the way she's told me...
01:10...to say anything to you.
01:11Number five, my friend.
01:12Talk to me.
01:14You have to come in.
01:16Who's going in?
01:17Talk to me now.
01:18No.
01:19How are you doing?
01:20You're a lot of women.
01:22You're a little younger.
01:24Oh my God.
01:25No!
01:27How are you!
01:28You're a little older.
01:29All the way!
01:30Take care!
01:31Oh my God!
01:33Hello and welcome to Strictly Come Dancing, It Takes Two.
01:44Coming up, Strictly star Anton Dubeck with funny man and big Strictly fan, comic Rob Brydon.
01:50But first, Craig Rebel-Horwood.
01:52Craig, what do you think of the general standard? Is this the best Strictly so far?
01:57The general standard of this Strictly is amazing and it's absolutely the best series.
02:04I really hope when we get to do the acting out the news thing, I've got another sexy mime in the envelope.
02:19Deb, did you want to talk to me?
02:21Oh, yeah, but, um, but I'm with Rob.
02:24It's fine, not a problem. We'll get the rest of our lives together.
02:30Where you go?
02:32I'm doing It Takes Two, the Strictly Come Dancing show on BBC Two.
02:35Oh, the show that Sarah's a celebrity booker on.
02:39Didn't know that.
02:39You didn't know that?
02:40You think she's, uh, you think she's going to come back, dear?
02:43Yeah.
02:44All right, so you're going to go down there and try and get her back, right?
02:47Uh, no, maybe.
02:48Okay, well, good luck.
02:51Goodbye.
02:54Right, Deb, what can I do for you?
02:56On June the 10th, 2000, the Queen opened the Millennium Bridge.
03:00I declare you open!
03:02However, it had to be closed the same day.
03:04You're shut!
03:05After it began swaying violently in the wind, under the weight of hundreds of pedestrians, some of them American.
03:13Are you surprised by how much the celebrities want it?
03:16We're like a couple of twins.
03:17They might just think, oh, I'll do a little jig, and then that's that.
03:19But now...
03:20I get it all the time.
03:21People come up to the street and say, oi, Anton, give us a dance.
03:25Really?
03:26Yeah.
03:27Yeah.
03:27Virtually every day.
03:29Really?
03:30I dare say you get it, too.
03:32No, no, I don't get it, no.
03:34No one's ever said that to me.
03:36Actually, the people we've got left at the moment are brilliant.
03:40What scientific experiment did the Sun newspaper carry out to tech...
03:45Dave Gorman.
03:47Did they...
03:47Stop right there, Sun employee.
03:50I'm guessing they took some buxom page three kind of beauty to see how much their chest wobbled or some jellies.
03:57Do you know what, Dave?
03:58They did both.
04:01Yes.
04:03The Sun sent a page three girl in a bikini across the bridge with a plate of jelly in each hand.
04:10Did they wobble?
04:13Oh, they wobbled.
04:18Hi.
04:18Yeah, great.
04:19How are you?
04:19How are you?
04:20Hiya.
04:21Hi.
04:21How are you?
04:22How are you?
04:22Looking good?
04:24How are you?
04:24Oh, yeah.
04:25Just been saying how I get mistaken for Anton all the time, every day.
04:31He said he's never once been mistaken for me.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Well, I mean, that makes sense, really, doesn't it?
04:36Because...
04:36Why?
04:37Well, Anton's got a completely different fan base.
04:39BBC One.
04:40They wouldn't know who you were to make the comparisons.
04:43Yeah, but he's also a Johnny-come-lately with respect, and I've been around for some time.
04:48Seven and a half million fans, I think.
04:50Nine and a half million.
04:51It's not that much.
04:52I know.
04:53It's great.
04:54It's on the scale.
04:55It's going to well.
04:56Hey, June, I think you may be overdoing the hormone replacement therapy.
05:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:03Look at that.
05:09Sea salt and balsamic vinegar.
05:11That is a proper chris.
05:12They're yummy.
05:14Do you know what I'm saying?
05:16I can't believe that you lasted a whole series with him.
05:20Why has he been barred?
05:21Yeah, really bad.
05:23Has he come on to you?
05:24No, but I think he was building up to it.
05:27Really?
05:29He's like a small boy.
05:30Oh, tiny.
05:31No, I don't mean his height.
05:33I mean, he's like a small boy at school who, like, fancies one of the girls in his class,
05:37but he's not mature enough to actually woo her, so he has to get her attention by just being rude and horrible.
05:43It used to happen to me at school all the time.
05:44Really?
05:45So, shouldn't buy a hat just yet, then?
05:47No, I mean, I'm just saying he's not my type, you know?
05:52I mean, you know me.
05:53You know my boyfriends.
05:55They've all had one thing in common, you know?
05:58They're either comics or comic actors.
06:00I'm just drawn to funny men.
06:02Yeah, but Rob is a, he is a comic, he's a comedy actor.
06:08No, he's not.
06:09He's a presenter.
06:10He's not, he, well, he's presenting now, but he's a comedy, he's a comic actor.
06:15Are you serious?
06:16Yeah.
06:17Oh, my God.
06:19What?
06:20You didn't know?
06:20What, so when he does those voices, the voices that he does?
06:24Yeah, yeah.
06:25Isn't that him being funny?
06:27Yeah.
06:29I just thought he had attention deficit disorder.
06:34So, it's the year 2000.
06:38I don't see why that's funny, Dave.
06:40Because it's a show about history, we're finally doing the 21st century.
06:44I can't wait for the Hatch, Match and Dispatched.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Well, actually, you'll be surprised, although there aren't very many people who were born in the year 2000,
06:50there are quite a lot of weddings and, um, deaths.
06:53So, it's matched and dispatched?
06:55Yes, technically, but we'll still call it Hatch, Match and Dispatched.
06:58Okay.
06:58There might be one in there.
06:59You never know.
07:00You never know.
07:00Name me a famous six, seven-year-old.
07:04I can't, Jane.
07:06Such a great show, though.
07:07It is.
07:07It's brilliant.
07:08Are you enjoying it this season?
07:09Do you think they look alike?
07:11Oh, yeah, actually.
07:13Could be brothers.
07:14Could be brothers.
07:14You could be the younger, taller, less receding.
07:19You're so nice.
07:19I'm not that tall.
07:21I've got heels on.
07:22Heels.
07:23So have I.
07:27Okay.
07:30I haven't got a fucking clue.
07:33You haven't got a fucking clue.
07:34I haven't got a fucking partner.
07:37All right, Jane, Steve.
07:38First woman to the North Pole.
07:40Ooh.
07:41No, it's not the first woman to the North Pole.
07:42South Pole.
07:43South Pole.
07:44The South Pole is the right answer, Dr. Phil.
07:48Well done.
07:48Well done, Dave.
07:49Well done, June.
07:50Anyway, can I get you one of the things?
07:52I'm great.
07:52No, it's fine.
07:53Yeah, no, thank you so much.
07:54Thank you so much.
07:55You look lovely.
07:56Love your hair.
07:56You've landed on your feet, don't you?
07:59Yeah.
07:59All right, here we go.
08:00Here we go.
08:01Shut up.
08:02Here we go.
08:03Now, please welcome to the king of the ballroom,
08:06and one of Strictly's biggest celebrity fans.
08:08It's Anton Dubeck and Rob Brydon.
08:13Boys, thank you so much for coming on.
08:16Thank you very much.
08:17It's getting very exciting, and you both look very, very...
08:22I have to say...
08:23That's the funny thing, we were just saying, weren't we, in the wings,
08:26Anton was saying to me how often he gets people coming up to him,
08:29you know, thinking they've met Rob Brydon,
08:32and, oh, give us a question about history,
08:34it's annually retentive, where's your minicab?
08:37You like Ben, though?
08:38I love Ben, but I've worked with him before.
08:41Everyone loves Ben.
08:42Well, I think some people love Ben more than others.
08:45What? Who?
08:46Rob.
08:47Rob?
08:48The great comedian.
08:50Rob's okay.
08:50He's wondering why he's so attracted to him.
08:54So he makes up a load of questions to ask him
08:57as an excuse to spend a load of time with him.
09:00God.
09:00He's always so dismissive of gay people.
09:02Think about it, all right?
09:04The straight road hasn't worked out for him.
09:07Where else is he going to turn?
09:08I don't know, I just...
09:09I can't see Rob as a gay man.
09:12Let's just say,
09:14the stain says hot,
09:15the label says not.
09:17Oh.
09:20I actually don't know that many gay people.
09:22No?
09:22No.
09:23That surprises me.
09:24No, I don't.
09:25When I was at school, there was one boy
09:27who used to get constantly beaten up.
09:28By you?
09:29No, no, no, no, no.
09:30Because you're quite liberal, aren't you?
09:32Yeah.
09:32Yeah.
09:32Well, I like to think so.
09:34But he called himself a chicken.
09:36Yeah.
09:36And I've never had the opportunity to ask somebody
09:38what that means.
09:39Well, ask me.
09:41What does it mean?
09:42A chicken, Rob, is a young gay man
09:45who may have just come out and is on the scene.
09:48On the gay scene.
09:49You know, he may be a scene queen,
09:51but he could also be a chicken.
09:52A what?
09:53A scene queen.
09:54What is that?
09:54Someone who frequents the gay scene regularly.
09:58Which I used to do, actually,
09:59when I first came out, when I was a chicken.
10:01I was also a scene queen.
10:03Right.
10:04Yeah.
10:05So what are you now?
10:07Oh, you said straight acting.
10:09Yeah, I've always been straight acting.
10:10That doesn't mean I've just turned into a straight acting gay man.
10:14I've always been straight acting.
10:15But I'd probably be a lad or a cub.
10:18I'm not a scally, because I don't dress.
10:20A lad or a what?
10:21Cub.
10:22Like an animal?
10:24Yeah, like a bear cub, yeah.
10:26What news story could this be connected to?
10:30We need something to symbolise a dome.
10:32And there's a bit of discussion about what that will be.
10:34But don't worry.
10:35We'll find something that says dome.
10:38Not my head.
10:40A wok.
10:42A simple, or as we call it in Wales,
10:44a very posh frying pan.
10:47You told me yesterday,
10:48I could have done a papier-mâché dome for you.
10:51Really?
10:51I wouldn't have actually done it,
10:52but it could have been done yesterday, couldn't it?
10:54Right.
10:55Well...
10:55Because, like, a 12-year-old's running around making tea or coffee,
10:57they could have made a papier-mâché dome.
10:59Yeah.
10:59What's the thinking behind that?
11:00Well, because an older man,
11:03er, if they're hairy,
11:04is a bear.
11:06And then, if you're a younger man,
11:08who's slightly hairy, or...
11:10Well, cos I'm not that hairy, actually.
11:11I'm not kind of...
11:12You know, I don't have a lot of hair.
11:14I have a little bit on my chest and that,
11:15and a bit on me, you know, belly button, but...
11:18You know, I get called a cub sometimes,
11:20so I don't know where the line is there,
11:21where that cross is,
11:21but if you're an older man, you're hairy,
11:23it makes you a bear.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Clue number two.
11:28A bulldozer.
11:29I know what this is.
11:30Do you?
11:31Yeah.
11:32Brinks, Matt.
11:33Oh, well done.
11:34Close.
11:34That's good.
11:35It's the De Beers diamond or something, wasn't it?
11:37Yes, yes.
11:38Yeah, we're waiting on the diamond.
11:39At the dome.
11:40They tried to break some...
11:41steal some diamonds, didn't they?
11:42They broke into it, tried to steal the diamonds.
11:44Would you mean prop number three?
11:45Yeah.
11:46The diamond is the right answer.
11:48Yes, the story I was looking for was...
11:52Chickens.
11:52Yeah.
11:53Bears, huh?
11:55Cubs.
11:56It is a bit odd.
11:58I wouldn't say it's odd.
11:59That's kind of mildly insulting.
12:01I would just say, you know, it's not that interesting.
12:05It's not like a freak show.
12:08It's not a circus.
12:10If it were a circus, would you be the ringmaster?
12:13Oh, I get it.
12:18That's like the ringmaster of the circus and like ring as in my anus.
12:30Don't look so shocked.
12:32Well.
12:32We've all got one.
12:34You may have.
12:36I'm not sure I have.
12:37He's afraid, right?
12:43He's like a man who's been woken up in the middle of the night by a noise.
12:47So he jumps up out of bed, startled, goes on to the landing and he's craning his neck,
12:52trying to hear the noise from the kitchen.
12:54Scared.
12:55And wishing he'd worn his pyjamas.
12:59Yeah.
12:59It's actually bollocks.
13:00It really is.
13:02You tell him, Bond.
13:03Yes, dear.
13:04You go for it.
13:05You get them gloves off.
13:06Absolutely.
13:06You get stuck in.
13:07Rob, I'll watch your back if it sparks off, right?
13:09Are you potty mouth?
13:12You've got anything else you want to get off your chest?
13:14I don't know.
13:15Easy.
13:16I'm sensing you're trying to move away from the sort of royal stuff that you've been normally
13:20associating with Jenny.
13:22At the end of that round.
13:25Do you like the bollum or the Latin?
13:29Um, uh, in all honesty, I don't really have a preference.
13:32Um, it's like asking, do you like cornflakes or do you?
13:35Um, I, I, I like the dance.
13:39Put it like that.
13:40I love the dance.
13:41Do you love watching their arc of improvement?
13:43Maybe that's your favourite.
13:44Yes, I do like watching their arc.
13:46Certainly.
13:46Certainly.
13:47Um.
13:47The thing is, he, he's just not very self-aware.
13:52He's self-obsessed.
13:53Oh yeah, he's self-obsessed, but I mean, that's different.
13:55It's, it's like he's, he's just not aware of how he comes across.
13:59You know, it's like, no one's ever told him.
14:01I'll tell him.
14:02Oi, shorty, up here, you are rude.
14:05Yeah, but he doesn't think it's rude.
14:07He just thinks he's being very witty.
14:09He told me that he sees himself as Bill Hicks.
14:13I know.
14:17The thing is, right, I don't know who Bill Hicks is, but I know Rob's nothing like him.
14:23Princess Diana's, yes, Barbara Cartland is the right answer.
14:28Can I just say that a third of our team hasn't even got her finger on the buzzer?
14:31Jenny, get your...
14:32Can I just say that a third of my team doesn't exist?
14:34Oh, that's quite so.
14:37Rob is a, a, a, a great man of dance, and he, he really appreciates the skill factor that
14:44goes into dancing, which I think's nice.
14:46Yeah.
14:46I think what Anthony is trying to say is that...
14:48Anthony?
14:49Uh...
14:50Anton.
14:51I'm a lover of the arts, I would say that.
14:53I mean, I know you are being a bit, uh, flippant, but I, seriously, I am a lover of
14:57the arts in, in all its form.
14:58I don't think you need to be an expert on any one art.
15:00Sure.
15:00I mean, this is, all right, it's, this is dumbing down, this show, but I mean, it's showing...
15:06No, seriously, but it's, it's, it's giving people a chance who would be too poor or, or,
15:13or, you know, fiscally or culturally to, to, to see music and dance, so in that sense,
15:19But it's very interesting how they...
15:21how the, the, the, the people who come into the show, they give it a hundred percent and
15:25it, it, it fulfills a, sometimes a dream for them, but also...
15:29To be back on the television and having a career.
15:32Well, let's go back to also what Strictly Come Dancing has done for the nation.
15:36Hello.
15:38Hey.
15:39Alright.
15:40Yeah.
15:41Nothing.
15:42It was finally confirmed that Shergar did become dogma.
15:44Oh.
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16:00Oh.
16:01Oh.
16:02Oh.
16:03Oh.
16:04Oh.
16:05Jasper, jokes.
16:06Anything.
16:07There's a lie.
16:08Nothing.
16:09It was finally confirmed that Shergar did become dogmaate.
16:12Just think of a, of a funny, funny line to say about Vladimir Putin, a dog and a
16:17horse, and then hope that they...
16:18...that it's good enough for the picture.
16:20Yeah.
16:21...and it doesn't seem at odds to the audience.
16:22You're fine.
16:23You're absolutely fine.
16:24Isn't it you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make a dog suck you off
16:36That's not strictly true
16:43And to say that in front of June Sarpong MBE
16:48Would you ever give it a go if the
16:50Well, if the if the stops building then yes
16:58It's the sort of thing
17:00If I had the time of my hands at the moment thank goodness I with annually retentive
17:04I mean there's a lot of work was internally retentive so I think while I have a career it's
17:09But once things get a bit quieter then you know hand me my tap shoes I'll be here like a shot brilliant
17:16Why did they even have him on the show don't it was my fault I asked they didn't even want it
17:21I just I bumped into him with Ben and I just I'm sorry for him. You know no one asks him on their shows anymore
17:30Someone told me he was gonna be on I'm a celebrity in the jungle. Yeah. Yeah, did you know hear that story?
17:35They the producers ask him along for lunch. He's all excited goes on to a seafood restaurant. Oh fish gross
17:41Well, anyway, so he gets a food poisoning from the shellfish. He's in hospital for two weeks. I
17:47Have to say that I'm with him on that one
17:49I mean, you know if you're gonna put that kind of rubbish in your mouth and you deserve whatever you get
17:55I like the show very much
17:56I mean, I think the audience that watches this show the sort of people then that watch it
18:01I I sort of rest easy knowing that at least if they're watching your show they're not out breaking into my car
18:06Right, he's acting like a cock now and she's gonna be pissed off with me
18:10She brings up Michael Bolton up. I'm fired. You're so busy
18:13I know but if you could spare us the time be great for you to come on to the final guys
18:17Thank you so much twins almost
18:20Anton and Rob
18:27Spend a day with Len Goodman well not
18:29Sorry
18:32Here's what happened. You are you happy for tonight?
18:35Well, I can't say happy is what springs to mind
18:38There's the June star pong is what makes him happy. There's nothing else in an hour and a half before we go on the props aren't actually here anyway
18:44Can I can I just tell you both? I don't really care to be honest
18:47Sorry, I just what if you don't care with a little
18:51I just I'm just I'm as fucked up as you are that I might be more than you are. I'm just I'm bored and
18:57I'm at the risk of sounding rude. I'm bored of just hearing you two going on and on about how you miss the pictures and all that stuff
19:04Dave's team
19:05There's you come up with for your photo. Oh, it's just a thought bubble from the Queen's head
19:11Which is just going should old acquaintance, please fuck off
19:16Is she is she thinking bugger I forgot to video Jules Holland
19:20Thanks very much
19:22Thanks very much
19:24See you later. Bye. See you soon. Thank you. Yeah, I'm you. See you my love. I'll see you. See you soon. See you later
19:32Bye
19:34Can I have five minutes with you to talk to you?
19:38To talk to you Sarah well
19:40Yeah, I'll be one. Yeah, okay
19:46He hasn't even seen the show
19:48I know I know what that was horrible
19:50I didn't know what to do and like Anton was uncomfortable like poor Anton poor Anton what what?
19:57I know I mean we won't book him again. Please don't I mean actually worse than Michael Bolton that I never thought I'd say that
20:04Yeah, okay
20:06I've got it. Okay. Well, don't worry about that was good. Yeah, you came across well. All right, thank you. No, I like it. Thanks
20:12Okay, up next foxtrot and feathers can there ever be too many?
20:19We're not reserving these comments solely for you. It's just that you're the only one that we're ever allowed to bloody interact with
20:26It's not really interacting is it? I mean our test states say bullying, but it's it's pretty much it's bullying. That's what it's don't it's not
20:33It's not. No, it is. It's not it is and what I saw I say we need a dome and you look at my head. What's that?
20:39I have looked at it. You know what you interpreted. Do you know what?
20:42I love me today. He called me a bald twat. June are you are you are you ready for this?
20:46Yes. June
20:48June
20:49The fee's gone up a hundred quid there
20:52Communicate through the medium of gesture. June are you ready for this?
20:57Excellent. Dave I think you've pulled
21:00So you're doing the second series of Only Retentive?
21:03Yes
21:04It's a surprise
21:06What do you mean by that?
21:08No, I mean it's a nice surprise
21:10Not to me. I think it's a great little show
21:12I used to think it was shit
21:14You should come on Only Retentive
21:16On what?
21:18You should come on Only Retentive my show
21:21Oh yes, I know. Yeah, I'd love to. Yeah, thank you very much. That'd be lovely. Thank you.
21:27Why would I contact you? Should I give you a ring?
21:29Yeah, call me here at the BBC. It'd be fine. They'll give you my extension. I mean, get straight through to me.
21:33Are you dancing seven days a week?
21:35Well, we're doing this every day. I'm always here and also I've got a new show coming up as well, which is very exciting. What's that?
21:42What's that? It's called Dubeck and Call. What? It's like a challenge Anika type show. Dubeck and Call. Dubeck and Call.
21:51Oh look, come back. You've got a guest booker. Or Hagrid. Debbie. And she's a friend of mine. Actually, I've got a message for you from her.
21:58A message from the Vicar of Dibley? She's a lovely girl. I think two of her. Someone's with solids. She's remarkably insubstantial. It's not like us. You know, there's no...
22:07There's a lot of...
22:12Why are you piloting that? Well, we're going straight into series.
22:16Seriously? Yeah, I know. It's gone so well and we're straight in.
22:20That's the thing on BBC Three. We didn't pilot Danny Lee Retentive. I think on BBC Three it's not as important. You just go for it, basically.
22:27Well, we've been very lucky. They've given us a prime time slot on BBC One.
22:32Shit. No. Seriously. Yeah, I know. I tell you, it's such a great show. I'm so pleased with you.
22:38Let me have your number. Hang on. Just think about it, okay? We meet here every week, right?
22:42I dread these meetings. We come in here. You tell me all these things, all these problems you've got, all these notes.
22:47I promise to pass them out the line. How many times have any of your suggestions ever worked their way onto the set?
22:52None. None. Exactly. Why is that?
22:55Because you haven't passed the line? No. Yes. But you know why? Do you want to know the truth?
23:01The only reason that we three meet every week is just to keep you two happy. That's all it is.
23:07I've no idea how to do this. Bloody new labour. And I bet he hasn't even washed his hands.
23:13Not only are you asking me to work for the oddest man in show business, but you're also asking me to do the dirty on a very close friend.
23:21Yes. Yeah. I'd need a pay rise. Not a problem. I'd like to sort that out.
23:26Yeah, I'd need you to sort it out now.
23:28Did he even know what you were up to?
23:35Fine. Okay.
23:37I don't normally deal with financial things, but for you it's not a problem.
23:44Look at my extension. Five, one, three, seven.
23:48Seven.
23:49I will pay you.
23:58What, a month?
23:59Oh, yes.
24:00Five, one, three, seven.
24:01Call me any time.
24:04All right.
24:05Excellent.
24:07Oh, what a twat.
24:10The end of that round, I'm going to give Jane's team one point.
24:14Oh, yes.
24:15Oh, your celebrations will be short-lived.
24:18I'm giving Dave's team five points.
24:21The good news is that the guest booking on this show is no longer the responsibility of Nanny McFat.
24:30She have gone, and I have secured the return of Sarah O'Dwyer.
24:36Oh, cool. All done.
24:39Only it's not O'Dwyer any more.
24:42Obviously.
24:43Because that was when she was single.
24:45Yes.
24:46And technically available.
24:48Yeah.
24:49Or is it now?
24:50Morrison.
24:51Morrison.
24:52Morrison.
24:53Yeah, I know that.
24:54Her married name, Rob, got married.
24:55I know that.
24:58Happily married.
24:59Happily married.
25:00Yes, yes, yes.
25:01Well, doesn't matter.
25:02She's back.
25:03And I hear, Rob, she's gone and got herself a huge, big pay rise.
25:07Is that right?
25:08I don't know anything about that.
25:09Yeah.
25:10I heard that.
25:11Oh, I've got to go.
25:12But that message from Debbie, she's quit.
25:15What?
25:16Oh, why?
25:17She thinks you're a twat.
25:18I'll see you next week.
25:19Maybe some of us maybe should think about threatening to leave.
25:23Maybe get a bit more money.
25:24Would you?
25:25I would like it if you did.
25:26Would that work, Rob?
25:27I think it probably would.
25:28Because if you look at it like this, you look at the leverage that any person within a team has.
25:33And I would say that you have a lot of leverage because where would I be without your collective ability to supply a weak trickle of knob gags, puns and very weak topical double entendres.
25:50So why don't you get your collective heads together and stage a coup.
25:54Go a step further.
25:55So that's a no then.
25:56Hmm.
25:57He's not going to pay us any more.
26:00Funny that.
26:01Not going to pay us any more, Rob?
26:03I thought it was Nanny McPhee.
26:04Thanks, as always, to our splendid team captains Jane Moore and Dave Gorman and our super guests, Chris Corcoran, Jenny Bond, Phil Hammond and the fragrant June Sapon.
26:24I don't enjoy coming to work here with this show.
26:27I don't like it.
26:28It's rubbish.
26:29I know it's rubbish.
26:30You know it's rubbish.
26:31So why do you do it?
26:32Because I need to pay for my, you know, my stuff, Jane.
26:35I'm not Jane Moore, not wealthy like you are or Dave Gorman with your sell-out Google whack.
26:41I'm not, you know, just give me a break.
26:44Can you give me a break?
26:45Sorry.
26:46I shouldn't have said all that.
26:47Please don't tell Rob.
26:48Sorry.
26:49Nanny McFat.
26:50It's actually quite funny.
26:52It's just a strange thing to pick as a comparison.
26:55Like, I'm going to think of something that insults someone as being fat and then think of the film Nanny McPhee.
27:01She is fat.
27:02It's a joke.
27:03She's not that fat, Rob.
27:04But the name of the film...
27:05She's fat enough for the joke to work.
27:07Is Nanny McPhee.
27:08How does this make me feel when one of my joke writers doesn't get my joke?
27:12Do you think she has the aura of being a nanny as well?
27:14She must be fat.
27:15Oh, no, she's fat, so I call her Nanny McFathing.
27:17Is it just the word F that made you choose Nanny McPhee?
27:21So F is a word now.
27:23I always thought F was a letter.
27:24You know what I mean?
27:25The letter F, was that why you chose that Nanny McPhee?
27:29It's a PH.
27:30Yeah, PH, thank you.
27:31It's a PH.
27:32PH from Dave, a PHD.
27:34See?
27:35That's the kind of thing you should be coming up with.
27:37I just don't understand the comparison because I've seen the film and I just don't get it.
27:43It's a pun.
27:44It's a play on words.
27:45Nanny McFat.
27:46Right, let's move on.
27:47Let's move on.
27:48Come on.
27:49Come on.
27:50She wasn't fat there in the film.
27:52It's time to be.
27:53Good night.
27:54Good night.
27:55Good night.
27:56Good night.
27:57Yay.
28:00roller flavor plays
28:04Happy New Year.
28:10Turn out.
28:12I know that he was one of my favourite young comedians, Rob Bryan, and yes, Rob Rydon,
28:30also Bryan.
28:31Oh, God, he's corrected.
28:33Bruce!
28:34I wish I was dead.
28:36I wish I was dead.
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