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00:00You know the way that people call Big Ben, the clock, Big Ben?
00:04Yeah.
00:04Well, that is its name then.
00:05No.
00:07A lot of people call you a wanker.
00:08Do you know me that?
00:14I would certainly be polite and call you Jimmy Carter to your face.
00:18So, um...
00:19Well, it's all kicking off, isn't it?
00:22I defend Richard.
00:23Jimmy is a friend of mine, but I would acknowledge that a lot of people do call him a wanker.
00:27And I said I didn't.
00:28So, in my defence, I do masturbate a lot.
00:32You're listening to Magic 105.4.
00:35Eamon and Ruth here with our magic indulgence.
00:37And, uh, actually, Ruth, one of our big indulgences on the telly is back very, very shortly.
00:42It is. We're getting excited about this one.
00:44We snuggle up with a cup of cocoa, don't we?
00:45We never miss it.
00:46Annually Retentive is back.
00:48And the man in the hot seat keeping them all under control is a favourite of mine.
00:52Haven't seen him for a long time.
00:53So it's lovely to see him again, Mr Rob Brydon.
00:56Hooray!
00:57In fact, the last time I did see you, I think we were rubbing noses, weren't we?
01:00Yeah, that was when you both very kindly came on to the Keith Barrett show and were splendid guests.
01:07Keith has asked me to say on his behalf, thank you very much.
01:10I've never had so much fun.
01:12Well, nor have we.
01:13I loved it.
01:14It was great.
01:14I'm glad one of us did.
01:16You're listening, Damon and Ruth.
01:18Rob Brydon, our special guest.
01:20This is Magic's Record of the Week.
01:23Back after this, more chat from Rob.
01:24This is actually worse than the last series.
01:30I didn't think it could get any worse.
01:32Very early days, Jane, to say something like that.
01:33It's worse.
01:34Like Starsky and Hutch, let's pull on our cardigans, jumped into the striped tomato and crash through cardboard boxes as we race into our props round.
01:43Fingers on Buzz's teams.
01:44How can you put up with this?
01:45How many weeks have you been doing this for?
01:47The arrogance.
01:48He's just so ugly.
01:49You know, I think people should be good-looking on television, or at least half good-looking.
01:54He looks like a fucked-up Ben Miller.
01:56What news story from 1976 could this object be connected to?
02:01Here comes the first object.
02:03So it's Harold Wilson.
02:04Harold Wilson.
02:06Yeah, but you...
02:07Yes, it is Harold Wilson, but you can't do that on set because that will ruin the whole thing.
02:10Is that going to be the first clue?
02:12Yes.
02:13So now you're asking us to go on television, you're going to show us a pipe and ask us to say who it is.
02:19And we're not allowed to say Harold Wilson, so we just look like complete morons.
02:23If you could do that, that'd be great, yeah.
02:24Wilson.
02:27Jane, it's a comedy quiz.
02:29Stumble around for a while before you hit on the answer.
02:33You're not going to get an honorary doctorate for getting it first.
02:37Absolutely do not start with the pipe.
02:44A pipe, Abby, a cylindrical object for oral satisfaction.
02:49That's somewhere between flirting and aggravated assault.
03:01The happy medium's been found.
03:04And that bloody thing, bro, in the back of that taxi, like, God, ten minutes, ten minutes, they went to half an hour.
03:10Ten minutes was long enough.
03:12Flu number two.
03:12There we are.
03:13There we are.
03:14Ten.
03:15I can't actually say I want.
03:16What?
03:16I want.
03:17Sorry?
03:19Ten.
03:19Wrong colour.
03:22What?
03:23The chrome on Downing Street.
03:24Well, that's chrome, isn't it?
03:26That's brass.
03:27Do you think we didn't know that it was 10 Downing Street?
03:30When we've already said Harold...
03:31Do you think we didn't know that Harold Wilson was the Prime Minister?
03:34Yeah.
03:35So, ten and a pipe.
03:37What is it?
03:39What could it be?
03:40Dave Gorman?
03:43Harold Wilson.
03:45Yes.
03:46Yeah.
03:51Pipe was too much of it.
03:52Even I know that.
03:52I wasn't even born.
03:53Well, hang on a minute.
03:54He doesn't even know what the cop war is.
03:55When were you born?
03:561978, December the 12th.
03:58Oh.
03:59You entered a world without Elvis.
04:01Awful.
04:03What's the specific thing about Wilson that we're looking for?
04:07Because it's not just Harold Wilson.
04:08He got re-elected.
04:10Oh, idiot.
04:11No.
04:11What did you say?
04:12Shit, no.
04:13Hyper Drive.
04:14Super Box, whatever it's called in Australia.
04:17Have you seen that?
04:17They came back for two series.
04:19Trying to be a leading man.
04:20That?
04:21A leading man?
04:22I know it, and I wasn't even born.
04:24Well, you don't.
04:27You silvershoed twat.
04:28It's not even funny.
04:32Arrogant shit.
04:33They're real crocodile skin.
04:34I've never seen a silver crocodile, but they're silver.
04:37They're lovely, aren't they?
04:38They do them in adult sizes.
04:42Could you try and say, just try and get over that there are some new things in the show?
04:47Because we have a new producer, a much younger producer.
04:51Why?
04:51Did you not like the last one?
04:52Well, no, I liked him, but he wasn't.
04:53A bit of Snow Patrol, a bit of Madonna.
04:55He wasn't, you know, very dynamic.
04:56I'm sort of trying.
04:57What do you listen to, Rob?
04:59Bruce Springsteen.
05:00And I'm just trying to put more of a...
05:03What about Sometimes When We Touch?
05:05That would be lovely.
05:05Damn hell.
05:06If we can talk about, just mention that the show is kind of going in a fresher direction
05:10because of this new producer.
05:12Why are we mentioning that?
05:13Well, don't mention it if you don't want to, right?
05:15No, he just wants to say about his more.
05:17Well, you ask what I want to talk about.
05:18But, I mean, are the viewers interested?
05:20There are no viewers, Eamon, and there are very few listeners, so.
05:23Listen, look, if Rob's happy with that, let's do that.
05:25It's not as if we're talking about a big show.
05:29And anyway, okay, here we are.
05:31Eamon and Ruth, we're really thrilled to have in the studio, are we not?
05:34We are.
05:35I am.
05:36Who's anally retent...
05:37Oh, anally retentive.
05:39Oh, silly me.
05:40We were talking in the break there, you were saying you've got a new producer this time.
05:44Yeah, that's one of the changes we've made to the show, actually, is there's a new producer.
05:48Rob, listen to that.
05:50New theme tune, possibly.
05:53Suzanne!
05:55Hey!
05:56How you doing? All right?
05:57Yeah?
05:58You're there?
05:59Perfect.
05:59Pass me back.
06:01All right.
06:01See you then.
06:01Bye.
06:02Just been like, shit, innit?
06:04Yeah, so...
06:05The good thing with that is when you get a young guy who's fresh and sort of hungry, it means that I can mould him, really.
06:13I can kind of lead him where I want him to go.
06:17You think?
06:19Yeah?
06:19Perfect, sorry.
06:22Okay, I've got it, it's all right.
06:23Yeah.
06:24All right.
06:25Well, then let's talk next week and then maybe you can...
06:29You can, er...
06:31You like to be in control, do you?
06:33I love being in control with, yes.
06:34That's the chair, not me, by the way. I haven't got arthritis, don't worry.
06:37I'll come and rub it.
06:38I'm very supple, but firm.
06:41Well, I can see that.
06:42Thank you very much.
06:42Do you work out?
06:42Yes, I work up.
06:47Well, I don't think it is new, actually. I think it's the second series.
06:49It's the second series, isn't it?
06:50Yeah, it's called anally...
06:52Anally retentive.
06:54Huh?
06:54Anally retentive.
06:55Anally retentive.
06:56Hey, Ben.
06:57Yeah, so...
06:59Rob Brydon.
07:01Rob Brydon.
07:04No, Rob.
07:05Well, no, yeah, Google it.
07:08What you've done there is you've educated the audience and ruined our bonus question.
07:13Which, er...
07:14Which was, what is Big Ben? You're absolutely right.
07:18Yeah, it's a bell.
07:19It's a bell.
07:20Well done.
07:23Dave.
07:24Well, guess what I've got here.
07:25Steve first.
07:27That's it, Orange Edge.
07:28Hey, Tim, man.
07:29Oh.
07:30Is Patrick Swayze really cool?
07:32Yeah, he's quite cool.
07:33He's quite cool, yeah.
07:33Say hey.
07:34Hey.
07:34Hi.
07:36Yeah, Steve first.
07:37He's one of our writers.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Yeah, any day after Tuesday next week would be perfect for me, so that's cool.
07:44Dom.
07:45Yes, please.
07:46Yes, please.
07:47So if you can get that over to me, quick as you can, that'd be perfect, because I'm standing
07:51here waiting.
07:52I've got about a thousand copies, but none of them's the one I want.
07:56Cheers.
07:57Okay.
07:57Yep.
07:58Bye.
07:59What's the answer line here?
08:00Rob?
08:00Wob?
08:01Rob?
08:02Nine.
08:02Nine.
08:03Yeah.
08:03Great.
08:04Oh, two, oh, seven, nine, four, six, zero, nine, nine, nine.
08:12Hello.
08:12Yeah, it's Ben Taylor here.
08:14What time did it stop?
08:15Um, hard to say, Jimmy, because it's not on the autocue, so I'm at a loss.
08:20It'd be very easy to say.
08:21If this was a QI, you'd get that.
08:23It's not, and I don't.
08:25Listen, the single only reason that I agreed to do this show again was that I thought that
08:33it might actually have a bit of a budget.
08:35It might have, you know, moved up a gear, and yet, you know, here we are, first meeting, and
08:42already you're talking about budgetary constraints.
08:45I mean, last time it was, well, this is a really unfunny picture, but it's the only one we can afford.
08:50Now, Jimmy Carr means that we possibly won't be having any pictures in the show.
08:55It's not, it's not directly Jimmy's fault that he's not cheap.
09:00Yes, the answer is when you get a researcher to find out, and then later on, just record
09:04you answering that question, and it'll make Jimmy look very foolish, because Jimmy is my
09:10friend.
09:11What's this anti-Jimmy vibe that's going on?
09:14I didn't start it.
09:17I think you did.
09:20I would refer you to the comment, you're a wanker.
09:22I've got all your DVDs and stuff.
09:26I've, er, I mean, I'll be honest with you, I haven't watched them yet, but I'm, er, I'm
09:32excited about seeing how I'm going to watch them.
09:34You don't have to watch them.
09:34There are loads up here.
09:35That's the live one.
09:37That's very good.
09:37No, I've got two of them.
09:38I don't know why I've got two of them.
09:39I'll have to put one on eBay.
09:43You've not seen any of them at all.
09:44No, um, no, I think I must have, er, missed them.
09:52Um, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, um, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:58I'm like, I'm not gonna watch them.
10:07Okay, I'm gonna give a bit of time.
10:12I'm gonna give you a hug.
10:14Yeah, I'm gonna give you a hug.
10:15Bye.
10:19Have we got a definite yes yet from Rory Brumner?
10:38No.
10:39Right.
10:40That was Magic's record of the week. This is Rob Dunn.
10:45Rob Dunston?
10:46Who's Rob Dunston?
10:47Rob Dunston checks in. He was a monkey, wasn't he?
10:49We are Eamonn and Ruth.
10:50I think it's time for another record. Another hit from memory lane.
10:56I think we should play a bit more music.
10:59How long am I on for?
11:01Um...
11:02I don't have the whole half hour.
11:04Has it not been half an hour already?
11:06No. It's, um...
11:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:10You could be here right until half hour. Yeah, that's fine.
11:14Wasn't it still banned to be gay man at that time, 1976?
11:17It was, yes.
11:18It was legal, wasn't it?
11:19Yeah, it was illegal.
11:20No. No.
11:21It was. You got hung for it or something.
11:22In 1976?
11:23Yeah, it was murder. You got life for it.
11:26That's why a lot of them didn't come out like Peter Ustinov and...
11:29Whoa, hang on.
11:30Peter Ustinov was gay?
11:32Yeah. And Alec Guinness.
11:34No.
11:35They all were.
11:36What, together, sitting in a tree, K-A-S-S-I-N-G?
11:39Is this... is this a meal or is this in-between a meal for you?
11:43No, it's more sort of elevenses.
11:46So you're just keeping going then, really? It's just like a rolling breakfast.
11:49I've always been a grazer, Rob.
11:50A what?
11:51A grazer.
11:52A grazer.
11:53Some people like to eat, like, three healthy meals a day.
11:56I just like to just keep myself going throughout the day, that's all.
11:59You could do well to do the same, to be honest.
12:02Oh, yeah.
12:03I think you're looking a bit gaunt.
12:06I'll cross Russell Grant off.
12:08Chris Miles.
12:11Can I ask you a question?
12:12Yep.
12:13Um...
12:15Just in the general spirit of getting to know you and nothing other than that.
12:19Uh-huh.
12:20I've heard, um...
12:23a rumour...
12:24Mm-hmm.
12:26that you're gay, and...
12:28I was shocked.
12:31Because you look...
12:33All right, normal isn't the word, but normal.
12:36Right, well, I mean, I'm very straight-acting.
12:40When you say straight-acting, what do you mean by that?
12:45Well, no, it's just the way that I naturally am.
12:47I naturally am, uh, what society would call straight-acting.
12:52Straight-acting.
12:53I'm assumed to be straight.
12:55Until people get to know you.
12:58Well, until people find out that I'm not.
13:01Until they peel away the old layers.
13:04Take a look at old Ben, close-up.
13:07Ha!
13:08He's gay, lads.
13:09Easy.
13:10It's not an accusation, sorry.
13:12I didn't know.
13:13I didn't know.
13:14I was, uh, shocked just because of...
13:16No problem, is it?
13:17Not, no.
13:18In fact, the opposite.
13:20Not the opposite.
13:21I'm not, you know, not jumping on you.
13:24Do you like it when he goes out to release the balls?
13:29That's a good show, I like it, I like it.
13:31Oh, it's a great show.
13:32It's been very good for us.
13:33Yeah.
13:34Very good, though.
13:35I like your balls.
13:36Do you have a fan base?
13:37Do you have a fan?
13:38I thought you were going to say that.
13:39Do you?
13:40He's got me.
13:41He's got me.
13:42I get on well with Ruth.
13:43Um, I have, yes, I have people who write.
13:46You know, when the ward's sister will allow them to get near the crayons.
13:50Do people ask you for weird things?
13:52Please send your underpants.
13:53Yeah, you do get, yes, you get, as I'm sure.
13:55You get sent in the weird way.
13:56Eamon gets sent.
13:57Eamon gets asked for his underpants and they go to scout troops and they go camping.
14:00My heart will go.
14:03Peter Eustonoff was in Spartacus, you idiot.
14:06Well, actually, he was telling me next, Romans were gay.
14:09Right.
14:10That's, um...
14:11If a man is in Spartacus, doesn't that make him gay?
14:14Gorman, you've crossed over a line now, my friend.
14:18You all right?
14:20Oh, yeah.
14:21Good.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Well, um...
14:24Okay.
14:25No, no, I did...
14:28I...
14:29Because I just wanted to know that.
14:30I just want to...
14:31I mean, there's so many questions, aren't there, when you find out a person has another...
14:34Okay, well...
14:35Fire away.
14:36Not from me.
14:37Not from you.
14:38From them who've been telling you that I'm gay.
14:40Society.
14:41Society will probably want to ask you a lot of questions.
14:43A lot of questions.
14:44Yeah.
14:45I feel there's an air of awkwardness now, and I...
14:47No, I'm not awkward at all.
14:48Especially because we're very, very close to each other.
14:49Close, that's right.
14:50No, I'm fine.
14:51We are very close.
14:52Um...
14:53Yeah.
14:54Good.
14:55I know that you're comfortable with my sexuality.
14:58Because I'm comfortable with yours, I think.
15:00The fact that you are straight.
15:02If you are, I'm not assuming anything, because, you know, you are a bit camp.
15:05But, you know, if you are straight, then I completely respect that.
15:08I think that's wonderful.
15:09Have you, uh...
15:10No.
15:11It says, it says, um, yeah, something about Wales on the van.
15:23I think, if I'm not mistaken, 1976 was the year that they experimented with running Wales
15:28on clockwork.
15:29And these are the two fellas that powered Cardiff for the year.
15:33Yeah.
15:34Very successfully.
15:35Very successfully, if I may say.
15:36And there are many of us, Welsh, who campaign vigorously for a return to the old clockwork
15:40days.
15:41Have you heard of Jackie Mason?
15:44Jackie Mason, eh?
15:45What do I know?
15:46What do I care?
15:47What did you do this?
15:48A gentile wouldn't do that.
15:49I don't know.
15:50I've seen that.
15:54That's The Godfather, isn't it?
15:57It's good, eh?
15:58No, that's Jackie Mason.
15:59I'm doing Jackie Mason.
16:01Isn't...
16:02I thought Jackie Mason was like a racing car driver.
16:05Jackie Mason is a old-school, Catskills, Jewish stand-up comedian.
16:10I don't know.
16:11I don't know what it is with this guy.
16:12Why should this guy be like this when a Jew is like this to the Gentiles?
16:15Hey, the Gentiles would never do this.
16:17You look at the Jew.
16:18Hey, I don't know.
16:19You're all right.
16:22Maybe you can move them once round.
16:23Rob.
16:24Mm.
16:25How you getting on with Deb?
16:26Deb?
16:27The guest booker?
16:28Yeah.
16:29She's a friend of mine.
16:30Well, no, she's a lovely person.
16:31Don't get me wrong.
16:32She's a lovely person.
16:33But they just feel there's no rapport with Sara.
16:34I had a rapport.
16:35Right.
16:36And that's what I meant.
16:37That's why we got such good bookings in the last series.
16:38Well, you know, Sara isn't coming back.
16:39You know, if you treat people like you treated Sara, then they're not gonna, you know, stick
16:53around.
16:54So this new booker, Debbie, is great.
16:57So I think Debbie's great.
16:58I've worked with her before.
16:59I like Debbie.
17:00I like her.
17:01I like her as a person.
17:02If I'm having a party.
17:03Give her some time.
17:04For me.
17:05He's between Chris Brosnan and Callum Best, and I didn't know who he was.
17:08I thought maybe he was friends with him.
17:10Yeah.
17:11They run together.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Pierce Brosnan's son, George Best's son, and Jackie Mason.
17:16Look at you.
17:17You look like the son of James Budd.
17:18You look like the son of an alcoholic footballer.
17:20The two of you together would have a right kibbutz.
17:22Oh.
17:23That's what I thought.
17:24That's all.
17:25Right.
17:26So do you want him or not, Jackie Mason?
17:28Well, I'd like to have him.
17:30But given that you're, on the other hand, suggesting Vanessa Feltz as the standard of
17:34guess, perhaps we're not gonna get him.
17:36Right.
17:37I'll just cross him off then.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Go on.
17:40No one's heard of him.
17:41Er, well, I can't let that one go.
17:44He fills the Albert Hall.
17:46Okay?
17:47Right.
17:48People have heard of him.
17:49Your people haven't heard of him.
17:51I'll give you that.
17:52I mean, I couldn't honestly tell you who we're booking for the show, and that shouldn't
17:56be.
17:57I always knew in the last series, I was on the ball, and I knew who was being booked, and
18:01I don't get that with her.
18:02That's my worry.
18:03It's not me.
18:04I am thinking about the show, believe me.
18:06Mm-hm.
18:07Because I'm nothing if not a team player.
18:08I mean, anybody would tell you that.
18:09Of course, yeah.
18:10I'm sure.
18:11So I don't want her sacked.
18:12Okay.
18:13I would never say that.
18:14If there is a way of her being moved sideways with a crane, then we could, you know...
18:18Yeah, that's not going to happen, Rob.
18:19We're going to stick with her for a little while.
18:21So just, you know, give her some time.
18:23Because she's great.
18:24She's a good friend of mine.
18:25I know she works really hard.
18:26She's got a lot of connections.
18:27So it'll be fine.
18:29Britain's face drought.
18:31What?
18:32They've run out of faces?
18:42Johnny Vegas.
18:43Yes.
18:44Brilliant.
18:45If he'd do it, I doubt he'd do it.
18:46But yes.
18:47I think he might do it.
18:48He's up for a laugh, Johnny.
18:50Right.
18:51Next one.
18:52Bit of a wild card disc.
18:54Don't say no straight away.
18:55Think about it.
18:57Michael Winner.
18:59Do that in another round and then the whole thing...
19:04Hiya.
19:05Hey, Sara!
19:06Hello!
19:07Hey!
19:08How are you?
19:09Hey!
19:10Oh, my God!
19:11I'd love to see you.
19:12I'd love to see you.
19:13I'd love to see you.
19:14You will.
19:15You look amazing.
19:16You look amazing.
19:18You do look gorgeous.
19:20You've had a little wish.
19:21Oh, I've been, you know.
19:22Oh, my God.
19:23Skinny jeans.
19:24Skinny jeans, pointy shoes.
19:25How are you?
19:26This is all a triumph.
19:28The whole thing's a triumph.
19:30You've got to visit me, for God's sake.
19:31Yes, of course.
19:32Come over on Saturday night.
19:33I'm having a dinner and...
19:34Are you?
19:35Yeah.
19:36I'm there.
19:37I'm definitely there.
19:38Great.
19:39I'm going to have a lunch Saturday.
19:40That'd be perfect.
19:41Mark, Mark?
19:42Yeah.
19:43He's practically single.
19:44Practically?
19:45Why?
19:46Is he still with James?
19:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:48Oh, but James is still in Australia.
19:49Yeah.
19:50So there you go.
19:51Perfect news.
19:52It's not a Dale Winton gay, but like a quite aggressive, you know, steal your mobile phone gay.
19:58How's it going on...
19:59Yeah, it's good.
20:00It's okay.
20:01You know, it's a bit more work than...
20:02What are you doing?
20:03It takes two.
20:04The Strictly Come Boring one.
20:05It's good.
20:06It's good.
20:07It's a lot of pressure, you know, to so many guests.
20:09Yeah, of course, yeah.
20:10Actually, I don't know if you were free to do...
20:12Oh, he wouldn't be interested.
20:13No, she wouldn't be interested.
20:14That's fine.
20:15You'd have to smile, Rob.
20:16You'd have to be happy.
20:17Be happy.
20:18Probably not your thing.
20:19Yeah, yeah.
20:20It's too much fun.
20:21Yeah, too much happiness.
20:22Yeah.
20:23You've got to mime something with Abby.
20:24Yes.
20:25Mime it like that, anyway.
20:27I don't know what that about.
20:29Come on.
20:30Dave and Abby...
20:31Does it really matter what the news story is?
20:32Just...
20:33He is a wanker.
20:34Oh!
20:35How much more of this?
20:38Yeah, well, the record...
20:39Well...
20:40I mean, I think the interview's probably run its course.
20:43You want more?
20:44Do you have to rush off, do you?
20:45I'm easy, but...
20:46Well, you know, I've...
20:48It's probably done.
20:49It's probably done.
20:50I've got to...
20:51It's so nice to see you again.
20:52It's very nice to see you.
20:53You're looking really good.
20:54Yeah.
20:55Yeah.
20:56Thank you very much.
20:57The mystery voices.
20:58Yeah, well, I don't want to drop those.
20:59Maybe I could come down and see the show.
21:01You could come down and see the show.
21:03Yeah.
21:04Probably that.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Lovely.
21:07That'd be so cool.
21:08Oh, my God, I can't believe you.
21:09He's so good.
21:10He's good, he's good.
21:11Emilia.
21:12How's Emilia?
21:13She...
21:14I love that.
21:15The way he knows her.
21:16He doesn't know her.
21:17Like he cares about her.
21:19Like he cares about her.
21:20Like he cares about her.
21:21You know her daughter's name is Emilia?
21:22She's great, actually.
21:23Is she?
21:24A bit of a temperature the other night.
21:25A bit higher.
21:26Higher, higher.
21:27Lower, lower.
21:28That's bad taste.
21:30Is she all right, though?
21:32Yeah, she's just an hour, yeah, yeah.
21:33But, you know, she's just a bit of a scare.
21:35Oh, she's fine, she's fine.
21:36Bless her.
21:37Daddy.
21:38All right.
21:39Kiss and a kiss.
21:40I'll see you soon.
21:41Beautiful.
21:42Yeah, see you soon.
21:43Take care.
21:44Bye, sexy.
21:45Bye.
21:46Bye.
21:47How'd you know her?
21:48Sara?
21:49Yeah.
21:50Too serious for Channel 4 with her.
21:51She's the best celebrity booker I ever had.
21:52I love her.
21:53Why can't we have her back?
21:54I tell you what.
21:55Move out, Mrs Doubtfire.
21:57Right, here's the answer.
21:58Shift her out to the side.
22:00Bring Sara in.
22:01Be fantastic.
22:02Yeah, I don't think Wob.
22:04She'd be too keen to do that.
22:06We had a fantastic time on the first series.
22:08Mmm, she told me she felt a little bit uneasy.
22:11Not like industrial tribunal uneasy,
22:13but she did tell me that she found you weird and intimidating.
22:16She gave me that impression.
22:18So now she does impressions?
22:19So that's a good one of you.
22:21See, I can't even look at things like that.
22:24It really makes me embarrassed.
22:25Genuinely.
22:26Like what?
22:27Like Zeppelin.
22:28I can't even look because it's embarrassing.
22:30Dave, Dave, do your shirt up.
22:31Thanks.
22:32They're open.
22:33I won't go.
22:34I'll just look in your eyes.
22:35No, you're right.
22:36It's not that bad.
22:37You've seen it on the internet.
22:38Come on.
22:41Now I know why I'm on the show.
22:43Come on.
22:44No, come on.
22:45Now I know why I'm on the show is if you didn't put that dress on.
22:48Didn't know why I'm on the show is if you didn't put that dress on.
22:50I can't even go for the day.
22:53Try for Joe Pasquale.
22:55Yeah, I like him.
22:56Yeah, I thought you would.
22:57Does he do that voice on purpose?
22:59I think it can't be any other way for Joe.
23:02It's a funny thing he does.
23:03Once he came on Des and Mel in like a massive, like inflatable suit, but it was like him.
23:10It was like a version of him, but it was massive and inflatable and he was inside it.
23:14Oh my God.
23:15Can I guess?
23:16Did he fall over?
23:17Yeah, he fell over loads.
23:18He just kept falling over and he kept trying to get up, but he couldn't because the suit
23:21was too big and then like...
23:23Can I guess again?
23:24Was Des almost wetting himself laughing?
23:26Oh my God.
23:27Des was finding it so funny.
23:28Yeah.
23:29Like seriously.
23:30Yes, that's right.
23:31The answer we were looking for was Britain and Iceland in cod war.
23:34When I say cod war, I don't mean a false makeup war.
23:37I mean a war about cod.
23:39It kind of was.
23:40It kind of was a false war.
23:41It wasn't an actual war between the two countries.
23:43So in a way it was.
23:44It was just a dispute.
23:45Even as it was going on, either side would say, oh cod, when will this war end?
23:50Don't groan at me.
23:53That's why I think we should get Joe Pasquale on because I think then like you'd get some
23:57proper laughs to have the audience.
23:59It's a dream we all have.
24:00If you could, if you could make that booking.
24:02Eh?
24:03Eh?
24:04To try.
24:05I don't know if he'd do it.
24:06I don't know if Joe Pasquale would do it.
24:07No, he's too busy with the price was right.
24:10The price is right.
24:12I was doing it deliberately.
24:14Abby.
24:15Well done.
24:16It's like, it's like going to see the Grand Canyon.
24:21It's one thing to see it on the telly, but when you're actually-
24:23Don't say that about Abby.
24:24That's because it's-
24:25That's a terrible thing to say about anyone.
24:27You can't compare a woman to the Grand Canyon.
24:30It's just not flattering.
24:31I know.
24:32Even as I was saying it, I was regretting it.
24:33It's alright if it's a press.
24:35It's really bad if it's anything else.
24:36Are you saying it again?
24:37Are you repeating it or is there an echo from the Grand Canyon?
24:41I love a man who can make me laugh.
24:44Well, we all like a giggle.
24:48See, that's made me laugh.
24:50Yeah, I know.
24:51That's why I did it.
24:52I'm being charming.
24:53Yeah.
24:54You won't get that at home, will you?
24:56Eh?
24:57As he releases his mighty balls.
24:59Eh?
25:00Wouldn't like to see those mighty balls cascading down on you.
25:03I'm doing Wogan.
25:04Talking about Eamon, but doing the old Terry.
25:06And that your impressions are just brilliant.
25:08Yeah.
25:09I can do Eamon as well, if you like.
25:10Can you?
25:11Noin, noin, noin.
25:12Fine, Bailey Ray.
25:14One of them.
25:15Just one of them.
25:16Oh, God.
25:17I feel a bit bad.
25:20Eamon's a mate.
25:22He thinks you're a twat.
25:25What a champion she's been.
25:27But before we meet our contestants' travelling partners...
25:30Do you, uh, fancy a biscuit?
25:33It's going to introduce you...
25:35Is that a euphemism?
25:36I don't know.
25:37Do you fancy a biscuit?
25:39Oh.
25:42Yes, please.
25:43I would like a biscuit.
25:44Er, chaffer cake or custard cream?
25:47I would like a custard cream one.
25:52I thought, um, Brian Connolly gig falls flat when he's heckled by an actual Muppet.
25:58Well, my...
25:59This'll be good.
26:00Here we go.
26:01My one was, surely they don't need that many hands to puppet...
26:06Well, there we are.
26:09Ah!
26:10You at the Keith Barrett show?
26:11Oh, put it on.
26:12Julius.
26:13Here, show me the...
26:27Look how you're looking at me.
26:28You fancied me even though.
26:30Yeah, I'm looking at Eamon.
26:36So nice.
26:39Do you want to see another biscuit?
26:44I don't want another biscuit.
26:47But I do want another...
26:48No!
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26:55Come on, get up!
26:56I'm sorry!
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28:09Ah, goodnight. Cheers. Thank you very much for coming.
28:14Ah, gentlemen. Oh, my testicles.
28:39Just got an ice cream headache.
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