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00:00The
00:30Go on.
00:39Go on.
00:41Go on, Denny Boy, go on.
00:44And as they turn into the back straight, it's Danny Boy ahead by a length.
00:47With Jack in the Box now making ground.
00:49Go on, Denny Boy.
00:50Challenging on the far side is Jack in the Box.
00:53Come on, Jack in the Box, come on.
00:55Go on, Tiny Tim, go on.
00:56Just behind him, Tiny Tim.
00:58Four lengths back, it's Magic Mossy who's disappearing fast.
01:01Followed by the Yanks.
01:01Go on, Denny Boy.
01:02Here is Jiminy Cricket, who's also fading rapidly.
01:06And at the line, it's Danny Boy by a length and a half.
01:09Yeah!
01:10And it looks as though Jiminy Cricket has pulled off.
01:13That was a good afternoon's work.
01:15What do you have, Dan?
01:16I do another, Jaxie.
01:17I do five for each way and Jack in the Box.
01:19Good man.
01:20What about you, Tim?
01:21I'd live descent each way on Tiny Tim.
01:24Last of the big spindles.
01:28I need a look, Jimmy.
01:30I'd better go straight in the spuds.
01:34You had four euro on Jiminy Cricket.
01:36The dog that pulled up.
01:38Luder!
01:39Here, run down to the garras station there and click the winnings, will you?
01:41Go on, you might as well click mine while you're at it.
01:43Try on two pints there, Jack, see.
01:44This card's for a celebration.
01:46Two pints?
01:47Yeah.
01:48You're hardly going to drink one on the way down the road, are you?
01:54How's Jimmy?
01:55Jimmy!
01:55Willie!
01:56I have something I want to show you.
02:00Here?
02:01Outside, you're my darn.
02:08Listen, Jimmy.
02:09Do you want to make a few bob, do you?
02:11Of course.
02:13I'll have her entered into the Neptune Steaks in three weeks' time.
02:16She'll walk it.
02:17Trouble is, everyone knows that, so she'll be a useless price.
02:20Now, she's two races before that.
02:22If we can hold her back for those two races, she'll be an outsider for the big one.
02:26We'll make a right killing.
02:27Hold her back?
02:29We need to novel her.
02:31Get her fat and knackered for the two races.
02:33And that's where you come in.
02:34What you say?
02:36I'm your man for noveling.
02:37Surprise!
02:38Excuse me, Catherine.
02:49Where are you off to?
02:50Um, Jax's.
02:51For a coffee?
02:52Uh, no.
02:54I mean, yes.
02:54Then I'll come with you.
02:55No!
02:56I mean, yes.
02:58I mean, what about school?
03:00Oh, we've a visiting puppet show.
03:02As long as Punch keeps beating the crap out of Judy, I'll have at least 20 minutes.
03:06Oh, I just remembered.
03:08What?
03:08Uh, Mr Cantwell rang.
03:11Louis?
03:11Yes.
03:15What's his name?
03:17My guinea lady.
03:18He's a bitch.
03:20Oh, I never liked them skinny dogs.
03:22Me neither.
03:23I'm more of a St Bernard man myself.
03:24What about you, then?
03:26What's your favourite kind of dog?
03:28A Cirlian bear dog.
03:29A what?
03:30A Cirlian bear dog.
03:32Never heard of that.
03:33Tis like this.
03:34If you were in Finland, Jaxie, you'd be afraid to leave the house without one.
03:37Is that so?
03:38Oh, yeah.
03:39Oh, they're a butty little dog now, mate.
03:40But they'd take down a wolf or a bear with one paw tied behind our back.
03:46Go away.
03:47Oh, yeah.
03:48Oh, if you were to go for a walk now with a Cirlian bear dog,
03:50it would be a bad day if you didn't come back without a mouse or an elk or some class of a wild boar.
03:57Is that a fact?
03:58Oh, yeah.
03:59Even around here?
04:01No, Finland, you looser.
04:03Around here, they'd probably come back with a cow or a donkey or something.
04:07Wow.
04:11A fire?
04:12Are you sure?
04:13Maybe it was a flood.
04:14A flood?
04:14Yes, I remember now.
04:16A burst pipe in the toilet.
04:17Really?
04:18Actually, part of the roof collapsed.
04:21Eyes away.
04:22You must return to school immediately.
04:23Oh, I haven't got a minute's peace.
04:24I'll see you later.
04:25Yes, I'll see you later.
04:31What about you, Timmy?
04:32Huh?
04:33What's your favourite kind of dog?
04:35Eh, Scooby-Doo.
04:38Scooby-Doo, you doodah.
04:39How's Dieter?
04:42Fine, Jaxi.
04:44There is a dog in your bar.
04:47That's right, Dieter.
04:48What about health and safety?
04:50Yeah, well, I suppose if he doesn't start smoking, we'll be all right.
04:54Can I get you something, Dieter?
04:56Nothing, thank you, Jaxi.
05:00Is there a Langer here?
05:04Jimmy, you want it.
05:06I am Dieter Langer.
05:09Well, that's for you.
05:12Sign here.
05:18And here.
05:22And here.
05:23And here.
05:29Good man.
05:36Thank you, Mr. Jaxi.
05:37Is there no porch box in your own house?
05:39There is.
05:41But this is special package from Germany.
05:44And I don't want Catherine to know about it.
05:46Is that so?
05:48Now, by Dieter.
05:49And there was us thinking butter wouldn't melt in your mouth.
05:52Butter?
05:53Wooden melt in your mouth?
05:55I'm afraid you were over my head.
05:57The parcel?
05:59What's in the parcel that you don't want Catherine to know about?
06:02Oh, what I have purchased, if you must know, is a ring.
06:07An engagement ring.
06:08For Catherine.
06:10Oh, here, Jaxi.
06:12Put on the telly there, will you?
06:13What's he called?
06:20Ramblin' Roisin.
06:21She's a girl dog, Dick.
06:22Where'd you get her?
06:23Oh, I won her fair and square, boss.
06:25In a raffle.
06:26Above in the golf club.
06:27What do you think, Dick?
06:27I'd love to help you, pa, but we can't keep her here.
06:32Fair enough, boss.
06:33While I have you, 80 euro.
06:37Is it a van, boss?
06:39No, it's a loud hailer.
06:40It's great for rounding up children.
06:42Julia, come in after all.
06:44No thanks, boss.
06:45Come on.
06:49Move.
06:50Move.
06:50Move.
06:51Move.
06:51Move.
06:52Move.
06:52Move.
06:57The plan is to knack her before tonight's race.
06:59Here.
07:01Find the stick.
07:03And fling it as far out into the lake as you can.
07:05When she brings it back, fling it back out again.
07:07Keep that up.
07:08I'll be back in three hours.
07:09Reach out, boss.
07:15I must say, Dieter, this is romantic.
07:23I want to just be in a special place when I say what I'm going to say.
07:28Really?
07:28Yes.
07:30What are you going to say?
07:33There have been a certain number of girls that I have been with in a special way.
07:38Not recently, I hope.
07:39No.
07:41No.
07:42But none of them have been as special as you.
07:45The very first moment I saw you, I will always remember.
07:50Your friend was being squashed by the steamroller.
07:52Yes.
07:53But apart from that, I will remember it because of you.
07:57And later when you said that your favorite cheese was Gluckenscholl, I knew that we were
08:02meant to be together.
08:03Always.
08:05Since then, a part of me has been growing bigger and bigger.
08:10And it belongs to you.
08:11Really?
08:12Yes.
08:13I mean my heart.
08:15Oh, Dieter.
08:16Catherine, I have a question I want to ask.
08:33Yes, Dieter.
08:34An important question.
08:35Yes, Dieter.
08:36Probably the most important question I will ever ask.
08:38Then ask it, Dieter.
08:39And I hope the most important question you will ever be asked.
08:42Dieter, ask the fucking question.
08:43Catherine?
08:44Catherine?
08:45Yes?
08:47Scheisse!
08:48You all right?
08:49Yes, yes, I'm fine.
08:51Fine.
08:52Come on.
08:53Come on.
08:53Come on.
08:55Go ahead, you idiot.
08:57Catherine.
09:10Yes?
09:12Would you do me the honor of consenting?
09:15Dieter?
09:16Yes?
09:16There's a dog.
09:18A dog?
09:18Yes, a dog in the water.
09:20Oh, yes.
09:21Very good.
09:22Now, Catherine, would you do me the honor?
09:24I think he might be in some kind of trouble.
09:26He is.
09:27Catherine.
09:27No, seriously, look.
09:28Catherine.
09:28Oh, my God.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:30I want to say.
09:30We have to do something.
09:31Catherine, would you consent?
09:32Dieter, the dog is drowning.
09:35I think the dog is just.
09:36You have to do something.
09:37I have to.
09:38Yes, Dieter.
09:39Quickly, quickly.
09:39Quickly.
09:40Quickly.
09:41Oh, gee, sir.
09:57Nine.
09:58Nine.
09:59Nine.
09:59That's a good.
10:01Jumped into the lake.
10:03Oh, my hero.
10:04Jimmy was there.
10:05He saw everything.
10:07Well, fair play to you, Dieter.
10:08It was nothing, really.
10:10And what would the dog do in the lake in the first place?
10:13Exercising.
10:14That's right, you.
10:15The race tonight.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Do you mind if it's on the wireless, Jaxie?
10:20Sent off.
10:21Four minutes from the end for repeatedly going down in the box.
10:24And in Greyhound Racing News,
10:26tonight's big meeting was in Faggart,
10:28where the big race was won by my ganny lady.
10:30Second was Tiny Tim,
10:31while back in third place...
10:32Good man Jimmy Burke, all that training paid off.
10:35Well done.
10:35Thanks, Father.
10:36The Alex Ferguson of the doggy game.
10:40Catherine, yesterday at the lake...
10:49Oh, you were wonderful.
10:52At the lake...
10:52So strong and masterful.
10:56Yes.
10:57Well, there was a question I wanted to ask you.
11:00Yes, Dieter.
11:02Catherine.
11:03Morning, Miss Fahy.
11:04Morning, Kylie.
11:05Catherine, will you consent to...
11:08Morning, Miss Fahy.
11:09Morning, Clancy.
11:12Catherine, will you consent to...
11:14Do you sell sausages?
11:15What?
11:16Sausages?
11:17Do you sell them?
11:18Ah, yes.
11:19Are they big ones?
11:21What?
11:22Sausages.
11:23Are they big ones?
11:24Dieter, I'd better be heading to the school.
11:26I'll see you later.
11:27Catherine!
11:29I'll see you later.
11:30Fred?
11:31Hmm?
11:33Sausages.
11:33Oh, yes.
11:35We have bratwurst, brewwurst, roewurst, weisswurst and cockwurst.
11:40No, I want sausages.
11:43What about this one?
11:45I'll take six of them.
11:47Six?
11:48Okay, eight.
11:57I told you to tie her out, not to feckin' kill her.
11:59She's not dead, is she?
12:01She's not exactly the picture of Helltater, is she?
12:02No, I was only trying to slow her down.
12:05You managed that all right.
12:07What did you do to her?
12:08Stuffed her with sausages, like you told me.
12:10How many?
12:12Four.
12:14So four wouldn't do that to her.
12:16Four of these, mate.
12:16I've a right mind to take that, and shove it up your bottom, bottom of a mineshaft, and she was lying there for four days.
12:28Oh, I love this one.
12:29Well, who was first on the scene when he had a bowed lassie?
12:32Didn't he take off across the fields?
12:33And before he could dial 999, he was in the sheriff's office, barking out orders for all and sundry.
12:41Hi.
12:44Well, not only was he able to tell the sheriff what was after happening, but he was able to rattle off the old one's name and address,
12:50give a preliminary examination on her injuries, and say whether she was on the medical care.
12:55Or the VHI.
12:57She's all worse than the other fella.
12:59Good old lassie.
13:00You could almost drive the ambulance.
13:03Will you not be stupid?
13:07What can I get you, Dieter?
13:08I will have two bellies, please, Jacksy.
13:12How did it go down?
13:13Pardon?
13:14The ring.
13:15How did it go down with Miss Faggy?
13:17Oh.
13:19I will give it to her tonight.
13:23Good man, Dieter.
13:24Here, I better go sleigh in the old spots.
13:31That'll be 680, Dieter.
13:33Oh, thank you.
13:34Jacksy, do you have any romantic music?
13:38Like what?
13:40Oh, let me see.
13:42Eine kleine Nachtmusik.
13:44Did the Wolf Tones record that one?
13:46Oh, no.
13:48Then we don't have.
13:54How was the morning tour?
14:04Pinched neck.
14:08Big night tonight.
14:10Is it?
14:11Dieter's popping the question.
14:13What question?
14:16He's proposing to Miss Faggy.
14:2080 cents.
14:23Seven peaks next, please.
14:29For two days now, I have been trying to pop something.
14:34A question.
14:35I know.
14:37Catherine.
14:38You're...
14:39You're big jumping, you're...
14:42You were saying?
14:45Oh, yes.
14:46Um...
14:47Catherine.
14:50Oh, my God, Dieter.
14:51It's the dog again.
14:52Of course it is.
14:54What happened?
15:02Sausages.
15:03Stuffed up to the eyeballs.
15:04German sausages.
15:06It's all his fault.
15:07Dieter!
15:09I...
15:09Well, what are we going to do?
15:10She's a race in an hour.
15:12Just leave this to me.
15:13This happens all the time on school tours.
15:14We're just going to have to make her sick.
15:16How are we going to do that?
15:17By sticking a finger down her throat.
15:19Don't look at me.
15:21And this is a 600-year-old suit.
15:22Dieter?
15:42Good man, Dieter.
15:44I won't shake your hand, but I'll buy you a pint when you get back.
15:48I think I will wash my hands.
15:50Good idea.
15:54Well, that's a pound out of the vet's pocket, huh?
16:01Come on, over there.
16:06What time is the race tonight?
16:08Half seven, boss.
16:09She's worth a twist.
16:10I've an old rub here I got from Nora.
16:12Her husband, Jerry, he makes it up.
16:14What's in it, D?
16:15Potatoes, pure natural, she said it is.
16:18He makes it, and they shed out the back.
16:19What do you do with it?
16:21He'll rub it on the dog, and he'll run for belly.
16:24Take us, we'll give it yourself to her.
16:25Do you any harm?
16:25I was halfway on the road, but I nearly forgot the dog.
16:38It's a four to finish, but it looks like Ramblin' Roisin just got in ahead of Pretty Polly.
16:45In third, it's Holly's husband, then Billy's bottom, and Dilly no-douche.
16:49And finally, struggling somewhat over the line only now, is my ganny lady who started fair.
16:53Yes!
16:55Boy can, he struggled all the way, and it really was a very disappointing run.
17:00Did you have a few bob with the lady, then?
17:02Yeah, I didn't bother.
17:04Isn't Ramblin' Roisin back on a stock?
17:06It is.
17:08Well, he won't be a very happy man tonight.
17:10Yeah, I'd say he'll get over it.
17:14Luther.
17:18Last night was a great day.
17:20Last.
17:21That's what I call a victory.
17:22That was good, all right.
17:23And the bookies fell for it.
17:25Sergeant Dick rang me from the Garda Barracks this morning.
17:27He said my ganny lady's gone out to 70 to 1 for the Neptune Steaks.
17:30Oh, there's a right killing to be made.
17:32All we need to do now is get the lady as fit as a fiddle for the big race.
17:35No more sausages?
17:36No, or swim in either.
17:37Regular training from now on.
17:39We just need to get the lady in form.
17:40What'll I do with this?
17:43That, Jimmy, I'll lay up to yourself.
17:47Here.
17:48There's 100 euro for a job well done.
17:49Hey, don't go gambling with it.
18:02They sent it down to me from Dublin for use in hostage negotiations.
18:07But we wouldn't have much use for that road here.
18:09Well, thank God for that, Sergeant.
18:11There's 600 or 700 euro to buy.
18:14But I could let you have it for 60.
18:17To be honest, Sergeant, I don't think I'd have much call for it myself.
18:20To be great for funerals, Father.
18:21Or if the PA broke down in the church.
18:23I won't, Dick, no.
18:24Here.
18:26Have a go at it anyway and see what it sounds like.
18:29Testing.
18:29One, two, three.
18:31Good way.
18:32Now, go on, go on, go on.
18:34In here, is it?
18:35Yeah.
18:38Experimentia.
18:38Uno, dos, tres, quattors.
18:41Hello, bono.
18:43Here, turn it up all the way.
18:44Give it a right good go.
18:45Go on.
18:47Go on, go on.
18:50Hello?
18:51Hello?
18:54Yes, you.
19:00Are you a sinner?
19:01Oh, yes.
19:03I know what goes on in this town.
19:06Ah, you could do better than that, Father.
19:08The other crowd.
19:09Give them a right roasting.
19:12Will I?
19:13Oh, aye.
19:16Hell and domination are staring you in the face.
19:20Your whole life has gone to the dogs.
19:23Do you have one last chance to save yourselves with the flames of eternal damnation laughing
19:30at your face?
19:32Repent!
19:34Repent!
19:36Repent!
19:37Before it's too late!
19:40Do it!
19:41Do it, darling!
19:43Ah!
19:45Repent!
19:46Before I send Sandra the Tuller out to you!
19:50God, it's a great joke.
19:52You have a lot of fun with that.
19:53Well, you could have all the fun you liked out for 60 euro.
19:56I won't think.
19:56I'd get nothing done.
19:58You know.
19:59Well, if you'll finish playing with it, so off.
20:06Excuse me, Sergeant.
20:07I think I have a customer.
20:10I'm glad to see someone has.
20:12Sausages.
20:14Sausages?
20:14Yes, Feather.
20:15Yes, Feather.
20:16Four of them.
20:17Big ones.
20:18German.
20:18But it wasn't my fault.
20:20Poor creature.
20:21Thanks, Feather.
20:22I knew you'd understand.
20:24I was referring to the unfortunate doc, Jimmy.
20:27Oh.
20:29Who put you up to this?
20:30I can't say Feather.
20:31Why not?
20:32She will be proud to kill me.
20:34I see.
20:36Right.
20:37Well, there's only one thing for it.
20:40Who's that Feather?
20:41God forgive me.
20:44Your dog-noblin' days aren't over yet, Jimmy.
20:46No.
21:05No.
21:07No.
21:09Here she is, Feather.
21:11Are you sure this is her?
21:11Oh, defo.
21:12Good.
21:12Have you got the sausage?
21:13Here.
21:14Well?
21:16Off you go.
21:17Right.
21:32I've always thought it was pity you cannot bet on the hair.
21:39God, I hope the dog's okay.
21:41She better be.
21:42There's a fair bit of money riding on her.
21:44Well, it's done.
21:45All the bets are on 70 to 1.
21:48We're going to make a right killing here, lads.
21:50I can feel it in me waters.
21:52Here.
21:53Speaking of which, I better go straight down, Schwartz.
21:56It's that way.
21:56It's that way.
21:58It's that way.
22:01She's eating it.
22:03Goblin it up, brother.
22:04Oh, thank God.
22:05Willie.
22:09Willie.
22:11Willie.
22:12Hello, Feather.
22:13Jimmy.
22:13We just came over to give the lady one last blessing.
22:15Yeah.
22:15You know, for luck.
22:17Thanks, Feather.
22:18Great.
22:18Actually, I'm glad you're here.
22:19Jimmy, you wouldn't do the honours and lead her out, would you?
22:21I want to dash to the bookies and get one last flutter.
22:24No problem, Willie.
22:26Good luck.
22:26My canny lady was the 70 to 1 outsider in the Neptune steaks, but she didn't behave like
22:38a lady tonight.
22:40Ken.
22:44Well, I'll tell you something.
22:46I've heard of a lot of embarrassing things in my time, but I never heard of a dog getting
22:50the scutters in front of 2,000 people.
22:53You weren't the one fecking deeding her.
22:54Louder.
22:57I didn't know what happened.
22:58Everyone was going grand.
23:01I bet the belly boys did something to him.
23:06Well, fair play to Pat Connors.
23:07It was a good win for him.
23:0925 to 1.
23:11Fill it up, Jacksy.
23:14Ramblin' Roshan's a dog that they got for me there.
23:17She's the best dog that's in the tracks since Master McGrath.
23:20When they open the trap, she runs out like a male.
23:22And she holds the track record ahead of the hair.
23:26Oh, ramblin', ramblin', ramblin' Roshan.
23:29Ramblin', ramblin', ramblin' Roshan.
23:32Ramblin', ramblin', ramblin' Roshan.
23:34Ramblin', ramblin', ramblin', ramblin'.
23:38Oh!
23:41Has anyone seen Dieter?
23:44Did you lose much money in my ganny lady tonight, Dan?
23:47Yeah, I didn't, Jacksy.
23:48I had a look at her earlier.
23:50Didn't like the cut of her.
23:52And I knew there was something wrong.
23:54Sure, maybe it's for the best.
23:56The Lord works in mysterious ways.
23:59Alright, Jimmy?
24:00I suppose so, Father.
24:02Captain!
24:04Captain Fanny!
24:06What in the name of God was that?
24:08Captain! Captain, come here!
24:21Captain?
24:25I have a question to pop.
24:30Yes, teacher?
24:32I would get down on one knee, but then you would not see me.
24:38I'll get down by it, will you?
24:40Shh!
24:42Captain, in all my life, no one has ever moved me the way you do.
24:50Now, that is good.
24:53Captain, I do not understand.
24:56I understand! Stop it!
24:58Captain, where are they from, sir?
25:01Fifteen to one, Miss Fahy. Three to one, Devane.
25:07Wait for me, please.
25:08Yes, sir.
25:09I just...
25:10If I could just get inside for...
25:12I don't...
25:31I'd be like all of my people, you my children.
25:41I would like to try and see both movies and girls.
25:45And so, I'd like many people.
25:46Come here with me.
25:47I've got so many people.
25:48I feel so much better.
25:49There must be some people.
25:50I don't know.
25:52You could see those movies.