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00:00If we don't go after Spectrum, Tom and Laura will die.
00:13If we split her, if we attack them, all of us will die.
00:16But they took my feeble, helpless baby.
00:19They also took Laura, but she can handle herself.
00:21It's too risky. We're safe here.
00:22No, we're not. Spectrum are coming back.
00:25Felix! That's kind of my stuff.
00:27Can't leave. Here, here. Pet this sausage dog.
00:33I'm going after a family.
00:35We are not throwing everything away on a suicide mission.
00:38Here you go, Laura.
00:39This is the safest place in ever.
00:41No, stop!
00:47Jennifer, it's OK.
00:49Lightning never strikes.
00:50Stop!
00:57Booth!
00:58Booth!
00:58Booth!
01:59What about them, eh?
02:01There's no normal people anymore.
02:03Notice that?
02:03No solid three-star guys.
02:06Blokes who owned a biggish watch and occasionally drank Guinness.
02:10Now everyone's making jewelry out of someone else's teeth.
02:12I hate you!
02:14You fell in love with Ash.
02:15What about Mummy?
02:16All right.
02:17What about your mum and Oscar?
02:18I just had a handful of bad thoughts.
02:20You can't punish me for that.
02:21Not God.
02:21Who even is God?
02:24Right.
02:24Can I check with your mum before I answer that question?
02:26Is this like Father Christmas Gate when you said he was dead?
02:28Yes.
02:29The North Pole melted.
02:30He's got nowhere to go.
02:30He can fly away in his sleigh.
02:32How?
02:32To survive the radiation, right?
02:34He's been in his toy factory for six years minimum.
02:37He's eaten his flying reindeer and his elves and his pointless wife.
02:40But I was wrong because Father Christmas is magic.
02:46And magic makes anything possible.
02:48That's right.
02:52Settling in.
02:53Why are you doing this?
02:55Is this some kind of feminist thing?
02:57Does that intimidate you?
02:59I don't know.
02:59Maybe you want to tame an alpha male.
03:01And that alpha male is you.
03:03Yeah.
03:04I'm relatively tonk.
03:06I'm sexually magnetic, as we've seen.
03:08I don't care who's downwind of a fart.
03:10I am 100% prime rib.
03:13So, if you're thinking of humiliating me, think again.
03:17Bacon sandwich?
03:18Oh, God, yes.
03:19Please, pretty, please.
03:22Go on, Dad.
03:23Hit her.
03:24Your dad wouldn't hit a woman.
03:25Yes, he would.
03:26I wouldn't.
03:27He hits me, Mummy, all the time.
03:29I really, really don't.
03:32You're such a coward.
03:34Is that a nipple?
03:37Eat it.
03:37I want to fatten you up just like these little piggies.
03:43Right, I feel like you want me to acknowledge how creepy you sound.
03:47I'm a jowl, girl.
03:48I've heard great things about this cut.
03:51The gunt.
03:52Or is it the cock?
03:54Ugh.
03:55Ugh.
03:56Did you just take my cannibal cherry?
03:57Put something on the end of it, yeah?
04:03Tell me.
04:09Oscar?
04:10I am JK, king of the gypsies.
04:14Is that meant to be Jeremy Kyle?
04:16Four kids on my own.
04:18Keep the livestock entertained and the meat just falls off the bone.
04:21Happy pigs, happy meals.
04:23Welcome to the show.
04:25Put something on the end of it, bro.
04:27Put something on the end of it.
04:29Put something on the end of it.
04:30Put something on the end of it.
04:32Put something on the end of it.
04:33Second hour.
04:34Their tracks could go on for miles.
04:38Really?
04:38We need transport.
04:40Ah!
04:40I crashed it.
04:41The quad bikes.
04:42Oh, he threw them in a quarry one by one.
04:45It's been a bad week.
04:46So where can we find a fast, agile four by four to slip under the radar?
04:50Well, there is one option.
04:55Oh, Susan, it's perfect.
05:01I found some petrol in the boot.
05:03I'll fill the old queen up.
05:05Hen nights.
05:06Ugh.
05:06He always gets stuck with a drunk girl who goes out of the way to tell you why she never gives blowjobs.
05:11The one who's hit 30 like a brick wall.
05:14Hen nights can't be that bad.
05:15You've clearly never had a naked butt-lit dip his balls in your pudding.
05:18Ooh, pinch me.
05:19I found them other loads.
05:21Upmarket Perry in a box full of knickers.
05:26Fandle, come on.
05:27They're edible.
05:30I knew that.
05:31Yeah, I'm a gastronome.
05:32That's why I was smelling them.
05:34Ooh, what a BK is what I was implying.
05:37Next stop, revenge lady.
05:40Put your foot down.
05:42Laura's out there somewhere.
05:43Let's put some meat on the bone of this story.
05:50You said that, she said that, you said that, she said that, you said that, she said that, you said that, you said that, she had read a text message on your phone from Stephanie.
05:59Don't look at me.
06:01Look at me.
06:02Why didn't you eat him?
06:03Oscar's useful.
06:05He's charismatic.
06:06The lie detector tests are in.
06:09Plus, we did a taste test and he is repulsive.
06:12He gave someone salmonella.
06:14Well, well, well, well, well, well, it turns out you were lying.
06:21You're just a boy, Toody.
06:28Put something on the end of it.
06:30This is my show.
06:31My name in the title, bitches, is my show.
06:35The JKK show.
06:37Don't look at me, Toody.
06:40Are you not entertained?
06:41Yeah!
06:44Yeah!
06:46Yeah!
06:52Where are you going?
06:54Just for a jog.
06:56A bit of cardio.
06:58You know that human man is going straight to my hips.
07:03Grab it hard.
07:11I'm a terrible mother.
07:19No, I am.
07:20It's just so hard, Stevie.
07:23I really admire you, babe.
07:25I found another bottle.
07:26Yeah!
07:27Yes!
07:31Get it!
07:34Brat, brat, Dorothy.
07:36Welcome to us.
07:37Stay back, Laura.
07:45Afraid of my trident?
07:46It's a glorified hoe.
07:48Yeah.
07:48Well, speaking of hoes, where's yours at, Fanny?
07:52You ain't nothing without suits.
07:53Oh, yeah?
07:54What's going to stop me winning the trust of your prisoners
07:56and leading a revolution that will shake this society
07:59to its very foundations?
08:01Magic mushrooms.
08:03They call me the fun guy.
08:04How are they magic?
08:07Believe ya.
08:08See this?
08:10This is called insania.
08:12One of these, you'll be totally hamstered.
08:15Turn man them to Mickey Mouse.
08:18The rainbows, the shows.
08:20That's how you keep those men under control.
08:23They're baked.
08:24Mashed.
08:25Hashtag spangled.
08:26Shit.
08:27I envy them.
08:28But Spectrum lived by the Candyman's code.
08:31Page one of the rule book.
08:33Know it?
08:33Yes, obviously.
08:35I'm a pimp.
08:36A watched pot never boils.
08:39You never get high on your own supply.
08:42Dad, you're falling apart.
08:43Hill, I'd keep you alive just to have someone to rinse.
08:47But that way, I'd be letting you off the meat hook.
08:50I'd rather be in that rank cage with those mouth-breathing mushroom junkies
08:54than safe, warm, well-fed and work for Spectrum.
08:57I wouldn't.
08:58What?
08:58I mean, Dad, you can't leave me along with the fat men.
09:00You shouldn't negatively stereotype body shapes, you lanky git.
09:04Shut up, bud.
09:05You just got served a plate your own ass.
09:07How'd it taste?
09:08I want to join Spectrum.
09:10Then you'd better speak to the boss.
09:12Hey, hello.
09:21Jackpot.
09:25I surrender.
09:26Liberty Caps.
09:34Took one of these in Truro.
09:35Ended up crawling seven miles just to giggle at a village called Carks.
09:40I found this bleach in the limo.
09:48Bleach?
09:48What were those women planning in there?
09:50Believe me, you don't want to know.
09:52I'll combine it with the acetone in these cosmetics and make chloroform.
09:55It's not the guards unconscious.
09:56Brilliant.
09:56Then I'll use your acid or bleach to fill up these water pistols.
10:00Let's blind the bastards.
10:01Water pistol willies.
10:03Those hens in there, risque sense of humour.
10:05It's so silly.
10:06I love it.
10:06Now, remember, we're relying on the element of surprise, okay?
10:09Yamato, get these chocolate handcuffs melting.
10:12Let's hit them with a little bit of theatre.
10:14Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
10:19Aren't you still angry with me?
10:20I thought you wanted to beat me up.
10:23Martha's getting angry is easy.
10:25It's a bad habit.
10:26How do I know you're not going to stab me in the back and try and save your dad?
10:29I don't mix business with family.
10:31We'll see.
10:32Let the games begin.
10:42The throne room.
10:44How do you like it?
10:45Yeah, very, uh, snazzy.
10:47I'm trying to drag cannibalism into the 21st century.
10:51Thank you very much.
10:53Listen, I get it.
10:55You hate men.
10:56A pack of shaggers like me and the lads here, we're heartbreakers.
10:59You ladies want revenge, but...
11:00Oh, Tom, this isn't about gender.
11:03I'd offer you a job, but you crammed your tongue down my throat.
11:05And I'm not having this office party getting lungy.
11:13Fair bosses.
11:15Fair contestants.
11:17One game that could change a land.
11:19Welcome to the Dream Factory.
11:22Well, that was...
11:35...elaborate.
11:37Gentlemen, show me your boxes.
11:53Now, Ash, tell me, are you nervous?
12:00Do you have a strategy, tactical game plan?
12:03Tactics?
12:04It's blind luck.
12:05I think me and number three formed a real bond
12:08when I force-fed him the guys from his life-drawing class.
12:11You have selected books.
12:13Number three!
12:14Oh, my days!
12:17What a rollercoaster ride!
12:19Number three, you're back to the cage.
12:22Hush now.
12:23The phone is ringing.
12:26Ring-a-ding-ding.
12:28Ring-a-ding-ding.
12:30Sup, bruv?
12:31The phone isn't even plugged in.
12:34Yeah, he is a dick.
12:36Mmm.
12:37Yeah.
12:39Mmm.
12:40All right.
12:41Bye.
12:41Can we get this bullshit over with
12:44so I can get back to my sty?
12:45You know the prize.
12:47What you win, Ray.
12:48If you get the golden ticket,
12:50we unlock your chains and set you free.
12:53Yeah.
13:03Hello, Tracy.
13:07Good night, sweetheart.
13:08All right, now for the main room.
13:12We've got to take him out,
13:14armed only with some bows and arrows,
13:15a French maize cosy,
13:17and a pair of nipple tassels.
13:19How do we do that?
13:20Never fear, Susan.
13:21One of us mentioning new names
13:23can grab their attention.
13:25For a laugh.
13:28Come on, go on the force.
13:30Focus, Ash.
13:31Focus.
13:32Yeah, positive energy.
13:33Four.
13:34Four.
13:36Four.
13:37Oh, you've been a great player,
13:42by the way.
13:43I hope you win.
13:44You deserve it.
13:45Best of luck, mate.
13:46Cheers.
13:46Thanks, man.
13:52I'm free.
13:53I'm free.
13:54Yes.
13:54I'm free.
13:55Yes.
13:56That's not a ticket, Tom.
13:59Number two.
14:00Let's complete the game.
14:01Thanks very much.
14:10Take care.
14:12Look after yourself.
14:17That's peri-peri.
14:19That's right, pussyhull.
14:22You better peri-peri up them digits
14:24cos I'm gonna play wing roulette
14:26with your fingers, bruv.
14:28Ain't so jokes now, is it?
14:30Time to go put on my ribbit.
14:35I knew this game was great.
14:37You set me up,
14:37sitting there like some sexy Jesus.
14:39And just get him in the oven.
14:42Oh, you're gonna cook me alive.
14:44Why do you have to be such a bitch?
14:46There it is.
14:47The textbook misogynist.
14:49Guys think it's all about them.
14:52I wear nice clothes.
14:54Apparently, I'm dressing for men.
14:57I get into shape,
14:58go out dancing,
14:59and suddenly,
15:00I'm trying to find a boyfriend.
15:02I find a boyfriend,
15:04jailbreak his phone,
15:05misinterpret one text message,
15:08and end up paying for a plane
15:09to fly a massive banner
15:11over his sister's wedding saying,
15:13Ben Hackett is a lying three-inch prick.
15:17Suddenly,
15:18I'm the crazy bitch.
15:20Crazy?
15:21Hmm.
15:21No.
15:22No, yeah, you told him, sister.
15:24Just get him to the oven.
15:26Get him full!
15:28It's okay, Lauren, don't be scared.
15:29I'm not scared, I'm angry.
15:31I'm angry.
15:33Wait.
15:34I can't feel my face.
15:38Did you spike my drink?
15:40I spiked everyone's drink.
15:47Do your magic.
15:53You've all been drinking Insania.
15:56You sick, twisted little monster.
15:58Seriously,
15:59just examine that sentence.
16:01Oh, just get him cooking!
16:03Don't you want to season me first?
16:05What about Mary?
16:08Ahem.
16:10What the hell?
16:11Feel it!
16:12Oh, don't I start parsing out?
16:27I know, dance routine planned.
16:29Oh, puddle of that.
16:33Look at that.
16:35Oh, yeah, look at that.
16:36Oh, look at that.
16:36Oh.
16:40Look at that.
16:41Oh.
16:42Nipple tassel saved my life.
16:43Oh, that's quality crap.
16:44Oh, shit.
16:45Oh!
16:45Do you know your problem?
16:49You're the kind of girl that gets a flatmate's attention
16:51by pretending to be anorexic,
16:53then sneaks into the communal fridge at night
16:54and eats all their fucking cheese.
16:57That is scarily accurate.
17:02Yes!
17:03Any minute now, they're all going to turn into Mickey Mouse.
17:06Well, if I know anything about liberty, Kat,
17:08which I do,
17:10please pour Mez Erden into a drug-induced humour.
17:13It's magic.
17:14It's brain damage.
17:14Oh, so you mean, they're all...
17:16OK, let's leave the nice ladies to have a long, long sleep, hmm?
17:23No, he was saying that they're all dead.
17:24Randall!
17:25What about Daddy? He's in there!
17:34Oh!
17:36Oh!
17:36Oh!
17:38Thank God!
17:39Where are your clothes?
17:41What? You mean you didn't go in there naked?
17:43Well, it was hot.
17:45OK.
17:46It was getting seriously sweaty in there.
17:49Shall I go and get them?
17:50Yeah.
17:51OK.
17:57Go!
18:01Tom!
18:02Go! I'll catch up.
18:04Dad, what are you doing?
18:05You call me a coward, then you were right.
18:09I don't want to be a coward all my life.
18:12Tom!
18:18Come on, you're free, hurry!
18:22Nose back.
18:24This time, it's my house party.
18:26Come on, let's take a walk to Crinklybottom, bruv.
18:44Gotcha.
18:45I've waited a long time to do this.
18:50It's time to meet the banker.
18:51There's an arre in my neck.
19:01Man, that's cringe.
19:05Help me.
19:09You utter queef.
19:14Shit!
19:14I was aiming for his leg.
19:17Tom!
19:17That was just like an under siege.
19:24Under siege?
19:25What's it going on?
19:26You're learning, love.
19:28Oh, no, Tom.
19:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Tom.
19:31Tom!
19:31Tom!
19:32Oh, fuck.
19:34Tom!
19:35Tom, please.
19:38Tom!
19:39Tom, look at me.
19:41I love you.
19:41Are you saying that because you're afraid?
19:43Afraid of losing me.
19:46Daddy!
19:47Oh, no.
19:51Happy birthday.
19:52I brought you some lukewarm Polish jargon.
19:55Oh, what a treat.
19:56How was your summer?
19:58I'm reaching out.
19:59Got a job at Blockbusters.
20:00I thought they went bust.
20:01A job demolishing at Blockbusters.
20:03Was it a bit like destroying your childhood?
20:05Yeah, kind of.
20:06I'm wanking in my Thunderbirds pyjamas, which I do not still wear.
20:09Yeah.
20:10How was France?
20:11Yeah, it was okay.
20:13Amazing how far you can go on just like...
20:16I told you.
20:17French is just pretend to...
20:18Pretend to shrugging.
20:19I know.
20:19It turns out Oscar was staying in the same part of Paris.
20:25Oscar?
20:25Jesus.
20:26It was okay, actually.
20:30So, I was taking a sledgehammer to the action films.
20:34You got to thinking if you ever wanted to go bowling in a romantic capacity.
20:42What?
20:43Oh, Tom, I didn't know.
20:47Why didn't you tell me before?
20:50You know me.
20:51I had to play it cool.
20:51But the thing is, I'm seeing Oscar.
20:55Oscar?
20:57Oscar, Oscar.
20:58Why?
20:59He is very emotionally intelligent.
21:02What?
21:02As opposed to intelligent, intelligent?
21:04Yeah, to be honest, it is more of a physical thing.
21:06Like, he has got an amazing...
21:09Oh, okay, I'm just going to crank this thing up.
21:16Oh, if you're thinking of playing 21 Seconds, I played it earlier.
21:20Bombed.
21:23Oh, Young Fathers.
21:25I love this band.
21:26Yeah, they're really, um...
21:28They, um...
21:29Sorry, as in Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
21:34Playing Paris.
21:35City of love.
21:37City of bullshit.
21:39Hey.
21:41We can still be friends, right?
21:45Yeah.
21:45Yeah, like, it was just an idea.
21:47Like, not like I love you.
21:49Loads.
21:51Hey.
21:52Smile.
22:03Your daddy be okay?
22:05Oh, I hope so, sweetheart.
22:07Randall!
22:10Those aren't edible.
22:11They're my actual knickers.
22:14But I'm halfway through the gutter.
22:16Oh, Randall.
22:17That's disgusting.
22:20Mommy, are we there yet?
22:22Laura.
22:23Seriously.
22:24Seriously.
22:24At the end of the highway, there's no place you can go.
22:33What you'll tell me, love me, and you owe me more.
22:39Probably, I've already had a chapter.
22:40All right, go.
22:40Two.
22:41Yeah.
22:42Oh, shit.
22:42...
22:43I've been through.
22:43Yeah.
22:44Library.
22:44We're there.
22:45There's no place you can go.
22:52We do...
22:52We do...
22:52What you have to do now?
22:53I want it.
22:54You can reach out.
22:55Please gotta stay.
22:56Anyone know?
22:57...
22:57We do, I can have everything.
22:59Here you can go.
23:00Do you have gobierno and have your resume?
23:01All right.
23:02anto
23:02Sorry.
23:02There's no place me cap through this médias.
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