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00:00Ah, good morning, Posty.
00:25Fine day, eh?
00:26Mmm, it's glorious.
00:27Got the post, have you?
00:32No.
00:33Huh.
00:34Oh, you!
00:37Cheeky, Posty, you!
00:40Um, if ever, you know, if you want to pop in and have a drink or a chat, well, we don't
00:47get that many people my age coming in this pub and you and me, you know, we're on the
00:52same wavelength.
00:53Look, I'm not gay!
00:59I'm not gay!
01:01You're not fooling anyone but yourself, Steve.
01:05Just accept it.
01:06A mouth's a mouth.
01:08You're going to be late for work and we wouldn't want the governor to find out, would we?
01:18I'll rack off chopstick legs.
01:19Nice chopstick legs, but still chopstick legs.
01:24Oh, Jesus Christ, you bull-pervoid.
01:25What kind of sick porno is this?
01:26How dare you?
01:27This is not pornography.
01:28This is a video of my wife giving birth to my boy.
01:30No one could find that sexually arousing.
01:31Even without the baby it was a push.
01:32Sorry, bullet head.
01:33Go on.
01:34It's just I saw the tissues and...
01:35Jesus, that's fucking shocking.
01:37I'll tell you.
01:38To see one's wife in such agony, torture and physical anguish was a rare privilege.
01:44One that every man should capture on videotape if he possibly can.
01:45For repeated reruns later.
01:46I'll tell you.
01:47To see one's wife in such agony, torture and physical anguish was a rare privilege and
02:05one that every man should capture on videotape if he possibly can for repeated reruns later.
02:12Ah.
02:13A long labour, was it?
02:14Oh, yeah.
02:15Oh, dear me.
02:16Yes, it was.
02:17Eventually, he was born by a cesarean section.
02:22I'll have to tell you now, with my hand on my heart, that that was the most disgusting
02:29thing I've ever seen.
02:30Oh, Christ.
02:31I mean, I know we weren't getting on, but then the dock cuts are open.
02:34You've got to be careful what you wish for in this life.
02:37I miss my boy, that's all.
02:41Oh.
02:42Oh.
02:43Janet!
02:44I'm rushed off me feet down here.
02:47Oh, you should be getting on.
02:48You're to work, I mean.
02:49I don't want you getting on anything else.
02:50I mean, you should be getting off.
02:51To work, not with me!
02:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:53No, I can fire his mate.
02:54And look, your luck will change soon.
02:55Really?
02:56I think I'd better be getting downstairs.
02:57All right.
02:58I'll be down in a minute, love.
02:59This is the best bit.
03:00This is lush.
03:01What do you call it again, gov?
03:02It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:03The dog's dinner.
03:04I get it.
03:05How do you make it?
03:06It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:07It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:08It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:09It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:10The dog's dinner.
03:11I get it.
03:12How do you make it?
03:13It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:14Yeah, I know it's a funny name, but what's in it?
03:19It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:21It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:22It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:23It's the dog's dinner.
03:24It's the dog's dinner.
03:25I get it.
03:26How do you make it?
03:27It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:28Yeah, I know it's a funny name, but what's in it?
03:33It's the dog's dinner, Terry.
03:35Gary was off his food last night.
03:37Seemed a shame.
03:38Let it go to waste.
03:42Got any more?
03:46Steve.
03:48Mmm!
03:49Taste that marabone goodness.
03:52I'd love to taste the goodness of your marabone, Steven.
03:56Leave me alone!
03:57Just stop playing hard again, then I can start playing getting you hard.
04:00Hardwoods are the best woods for making masts and spars.
04:04Did you know that?
04:05I wish you'd stop talking over her.
04:07I never get to hear the end of her sentences with you shouting like that.
04:12Oh, good God, Gov.
04:14I'm feeling a bit rough.
04:16Did you get it?
04:19Hold on, Terry.
04:21Aren't you barred?
04:23Am I Gov?
04:24Yeah, you are.
04:26Well, you put a saddle on Gary and we're charging local kids 50p for a ride around the car park.
04:33No wonder he's not eating.
04:35He loved doing it.
04:36If you looked at his little face, you could tell that he understood.
04:39No, Terry.
04:40You've been and gone and done it this time.
04:42You've bloody crossed the line.
04:43You are gonna...
04:46Jesus Christ.
04:47What's this?
04:48Well, it's just the post.
04:49No!
04:50I don't believe it.
04:51It's from them.
04:52I've waited me whole life for a letter from them and now I...
04:56I...
04:57I...
04:58Oh, God.
04:59I'm afraid...
05:00he's dead.
05:01No, he's not.
05:02He's breathing.
05:03Look.
05:04Sorry.
05:05We need some smelling salts.
05:06Will ordinary salt do?
05:07Er, no.
05:08What about pepper?
05:09No.
05:10Look, we need something that really stinks.
05:11Ah, well, I think I can help you there.
05:30Well, thank you, Terry.
05:32I'm fine, mate.
05:35I'm fine, mate.
05:38I'm fine, mate. Thank you.
05:40So, uh, why are we having kittens, Bullied Head?
05:43Garth!
05:44Well, Jenny, unless I'm very much mistaken.
05:46All right, I'm finally under consideration
05:48to join the Grand Order of the Bar Stewards.
05:53The Grand Order of the what?
05:55The Bar Stewards.
05:57That's a good one, Bullied Head.
05:59Garth!
06:00I'm serious.
06:01Get out of here, Bar Stewards.
06:05Isn't something amusing you?
06:08Well, yeah, Bar Stewards.
06:10You know, as in you stupid Bar Steward.
06:13How dare you mock the Grand Order of the Bar Stewards?
06:17Stop it!
06:19Well, what is the Grand Order of...
06:21Shut up!
06:23Do whatchamacallits, anyway.
06:25The Grand Order of the...
06:26The GOB...
06:33The Grand Order of the Bar Stewards
06:35is a secret organisation
06:37with a thousand-year history
06:39of secret, secrecy, infertive mystery
06:41so wrapped in secrets and secrecy
06:43that if I was to reveal
06:44any one of the secrets therein,
06:47I'd have to kill each and every one of you.
06:49Oh, go on, tell us a secret.
06:52No!
06:52But we wouldn't tell anyone, would we?
06:54No!
06:55I'd have to kill you all.
06:56It'd be worth it to know the secrets.
07:00No!
07:01Secret!
07:02Not that!
07:03The Grand Order of the Bar Stewards
07:05is a registered secret organisation
07:07devoted to dressing up in regalia,
07:10shaking hands in an unusual way
07:12and raising money for minibuses
07:14for the poor and or nutty kiddies.
07:17It also secretly controls
07:19all the world's governments,
07:21media and religions.
07:22Cool!
07:24Unusual handshakes.
07:25I love unusual handshakes.
07:28Terry, how did you know all that?
07:30It's in the letter.
07:33Terry, what part of top secret and private
07:36only to be opened by the addressee
07:38did you not understand?
07:40Addressee.
07:42Fair enough.
07:43Give it here.
07:44Christ, the bite
07:49and the 12 disciples
07:49and the 12-seater tandem.
07:52That's a dodecker random.
07:53It's happening.
07:54It's really happening.
07:56Oh, have you ever wanted something so bad
07:58that you're actually afraid of getting it?
07:59Oh, yeah.
08:02The Bar Stewards
08:03are sending down a delegation
08:05to see if I and my pub
08:06reach their highly exacting standards.
08:09Oh, well, it's the taking part that counts.
08:12They're coming this afternoon at two.
08:14That doesn't give us much time.
08:17I cannot stress the weight
08:19the Bar Stewards place
08:20in a hygienic facility.
08:22Janet, clean the gins.
08:24What an incredible honour.
08:28I'm being sarcastic.
08:34Dear God,
08:36I know I'm not what you would call
08:37a good Christian
08:38or even really a Christian at all.
08:42Seeing as I don't go to church
08:43or believe in you,
08:45God,
08:45or your boy, Jesus.
08:48Frankly,
08:49that Holy Ghost
08:49is somewhat far-fetched for me.
08:52I also know
08:53I only pray to you
08:54when I really, really want something.
08:56Give me this,
08:57oh God,
08:58and I promise to you,
08:59I promise
09:00that I,
09:01that I
09:01will never bother you again.
09:03all right.
09:05Get in here quick,
09:06bullet head.
09:08This would better be good.
09:14It's flooded.
09:15The rain must have got in.
09:18That ain't rain, darling.
09:19What a shit house,
09:23shit house.
09:24There's nothing wrong with it.
09:26You're joking, right?
09:27It's fucking shocking.
09:29It's feral.
09:29Look at the graffiti.
09:31I am 12 inches,
09:32do you want me?
09:33It's like you now
09:34bit his pockets.
09:36You know,
09:37it's like he's 12 inches high,
09:38isn't it?
09:39Oh, forget it.
09:40What does it mean,
09:41what's 12 inches?
09:43It's like
09:44exaggerated.
09:45No one's that big.
09:46No,
09:47there's not enough blood
09:47in the human body.
09:49I can assure you
09:50there is.
09:52Yeah,
09:52well,
09:53there's no way
09:53these toilets
09:54are really cleaner
09:54than they are.
09:55It's the nature
09:55of toilets to be like this.
09:57It's natural.
09:58All toilets
09:59are like this.
10:00Want a bit,
10:01stubble bonts?
10:03I can't play it.
10:07No,
10:07no man
10:08can cross that great hole.
10:09I was never confused.
10:11Just kidding,
10:11you're trying to laugh.
10:16It's amazing.
10:18I've never seen
10:18anything like it
10:19in me life.
10:20Well,
10:20it's an eye-opener,
10:21all right.
10:22It's more wonderful
10:23than I could ever
10:24have imagined.
10:25To think of the
10:26incredible things
10:28that have gone on
10:28in here.
10:31Where are the
10:32urinals?
10:33How can women
10:34live like this?
10:35It's no,
10:35no,
10:35no.
10:36It's what the
10:37bastards will expect
10:38the gents to be like.
10:39The bar stewards.
10:40Yeah,
10:41but you've seen the
10:41gents.
10:42There ain't time.
10:43Look,
10:43I'm guessing
10:44that all the
10:44bastards are men,
10:45right,
10:45bullethead?
10:46Bar stewards.
10:47Gov.
10:48Yeah.
10:49No woman
10:50is allowed
10:50to enter the lodge.
10:51And I bet
10:52all of them
10:52would rather die
10:53than going
10:53the ladies.
10:54How does that
10:55help us?
10:56The ladies
10:56is fine.
10:58Exactly
10:58done,
10:58Debrain.
10:59Get it?
11:10You're a genius.
11:11If I could kick,
11:12I mean,
11:13shake you firmly
11:14by the hand,
11:14you know.
11:16It's been a year.
11:17Is he giving you
11:17an unusual handshake?
11:19I love unusual handshakes.
11:21Is he?
11:22Would you like to see
11:23an unusual handshake,
11:23Steve?
11:24Would you?
11:24Oh,
11:25would I,
11:25so?
11:28That was a bit
11:29too unusual
11:30for my text,
11:31to be honest.
11:36Right.
11:37Everyone,
11:38your best behaviour.
11:39Now,
11:39remember,
11:39you don't know
11:40anything about this
11:42because the
11:42grand order's secret,
11:44right?
11:44What grand order?
11:46That's the way,
11:46pops.
11:47No,
11:47really?
11:48What are you
11:48talking about?
11:49Oh,
11:50the fading of the light.
11:52And who knows?
11:53Maybe if I become
11:54a member,
11:55one day,
11:56I shall achieve
11:56my true dream
11:57and become
11:58King Bar Steward.
12:01It's got to be a joke,
12:02right?
12:03No,
12:04the elected head
12:05of the Bar Stewards
12:05is called
12:06the King Bar Steward.
12:07No way,
12:08King Bar Steward.
12:09You,
12:10King Bar Steward.
12:15Stop it!
12:18And Terry,
12:19for the next half hour,
12:21mate,
12:21please,
12:21no farting.
12:23Oh,
12:23for now,
12:24but I'll explode,
12:25God.
12:27I wonder who
12:28they'll send.
12:30Please,
12:31God,
12:31I know I said
12:32I'd never bother you
12:33again,
12:33but this is really
12:35an addendum
12:35to my previous
12:36inquiry and not
12:37a separate
12:37prayer entreatment.
12:39So whoever
12:40they send,
12:40mate,
12:40please,
12:41not Greg Thompson,
12:42anyway,
12:43but Greg Thompson.
12:45Dave,
12:46Mike,
12:46Barry.
12:47Thanks,
12:48God.
12:48I owe you one,
12:49squire.
12:49Cheers!
12:50Let's hear it
12:50for the beer.
12:51Cheers!
12:52Oh,
12:52ale to the ale.
12:53Cheers!
12:54And welcome the wine.
12:55For the ladies.
12:59Good luck,
12:59God.
13:00We're all
13:01rooting for you.
13:04All right,
13:05slups.
13:06Did I miss the toast?
13:07Just parking out the
13:07Jags,
13:08huh?
13:08Greg,
13:09what an unexpected
13:10pleasure.
13:11God,
13:12you bastard!
13:13I'll get you for this!
13:14Dear,
13:15oh dear,
13:15what a toilet.
13:16Well,
13:17I suppose we'd better go
13:18for the motions,
13:18eh, chaps?
13:19Before rejecting him.
13:21I trust no one knows
13:22why we're here.
13:22Oh, no,
13:23of course not,
13:23Greg.
13:23It is great to meet you guys.
13:25I'm your biggest fan.
13:27I'd love to be a bar steward.
13:29This barman thing,
13:30yeah,
13:30it's just temporary.
13:31Shake my hand,
13:32eh?
13:32Go on.
13:33I love unusual handshakes.
13:37Still,
13:38this gap's not all that bad.
13:39It's got one or two
13:39attractive features.
13:41Well,
13:42two.
13:43All right,
13:43my lovely?
13:44I'm sorry,
13:45Tickets,
13:45didn't you know?
13:46The cookers only spring out
13:47on my nipples on the hour.
13:49I'm afraid you just missed it.
13:51Yeah,
13:51good one.
13:52Ah,
13:52an Aussie.
13:54Bread for bar work.
13:55It's instinct.
13:57Instinct!
14:00Don't give slups
14:01any marks for that.
14:01It's going to be working
14:03for me by the end
14:03of the month.
14:04Me?
14:05For you.
14:05I'd rather give birth
14:06to A's Rock.
14:09Yeah,
14:09good one.
14:10Do you even know
14:11what A's Rock is?
14:12No.
14:14Be nice to him,
14:15please.
14:15I need this.
14:17Oh dear,
14:17slups.
14:19That's not your telly,
14:20is it?
14:20Oh,
14:21no,
14:21ours is being repaired.
14:22You know,
14:23we've got a wide screen,
14:2422-inch,
14:25you know,
14:25Nike,
14:26stereo,
14:27speakers,
14:27BBC,
14:28the lot.
14:29Have we?
14:30Well,
14:30why don't you ever put it up,
14:31then?
14:32Get out of there.
14:33You see,
14:34I measure mine in feet,
14:35not inches.
14:36TVR,
14:36I mean.
14:38You know,
14:38at the Queen of Arse,
14:39we've got one of those
14:39massive screens as big as the wall.
14:41Pulls in the punters
14:42like flies around shit.
14:44Bail.
14:45Oh dear,
14:45what a pity,
14:46never mind.
14:47Right,
14:48gents,
14:48time to test the beer.
14:50Stephen?
14:50As you can see,
14:55my staff's bar skills
14:56are second to none.
14:58Oh,
14:58Steve,
14:59you toilet.
15:00Oh,
15:00Barry,
15:00I'm sorry,
15:01mate.
15:02No,
15:02no,
15:02don't.
15:03Don't.
15:06Don't,
15:06don't,
15:06don't worry,
15:07accidents will happen.
15:11You're doing fine.
15:13This beer is over 90% water.
15:20Oh,
15:20well,
15:21well done,
15:22slops.
15:23At least you passed on something,
15:24eh?
15:27All right,
15:28next up,
15:28the gents.
15:31Can I,
15:32can I let one go?
15:34I don't feel well.
15:35No,
15:35Terry,
15:36hold it in.
15:39Course,
15:40at the Queen of Arse,
15:41we've changed the ladies
15:42to the dice.
15:43and the gents
15:43to the doddies.
15:44It's what she would have wanted.
15:47It's what who would have wanted.
15:49All right,
15:50then,
15:50slops,
15:50lead the way.
15:51All right.
15:52No,
15:52slops.
15:53We don't want to go to the ladies,
15:54do we?
15:55They would never do.
15:56No,
15:56Barry.
15:58We might all be curious
15:59about what goes on in there,
16:00but we were never confused,
16:01were we?
16:02Never confused.
16:03Never confused.
16:05Right,
16:06slops,
16:07lead the way.
16:11Christ,
16:11this is impressive.
16:13Very impressive.
16:15Not a colour
16:16I'd have chosen white.
16:17I cannot tell you
16:18how much weight
16:19the Bastion's put
16:20on the hygienic facility.
16:22Thanks,
16:22Barry.
16:23Where did he use it?
16:24Grinals!
16:24They were here this morning,
16:26I'm sure of it.
16:27Oi,
16:27piss off!
16:28We're busy in here.
16:29Come on,
16:34Bullyhead needs this,
16:35we've got to help him.
16:37And why would you want to help him?
16:39You hate the gov.
16:40I just want to wipe that wankish grin
16:42off Thompson's face,
16:43and who knows,
16:44Bullyhead might even be grateful,
16:45he might give me my wages
16:46and I can get my ticket home.
16:47To defeat one enemy,
16:50she allies herself
16:51with their mutual opponent.
16:54Fascinating example
16:55of moral duality,
16:57as best exemplified
16:58in the Star Trek Voyager
17:00two-parter score.
17:02Facing the Borg,
17:04Catherine...
17:04Look,
17:06I can't hold it in much longer.
17:08Just stick a cork in it,
17:09guest pence.
17:10Could you stick a cork
17:11in there for me, sweetheart?
17:13Well,
17:13if your next consignment
17:15of pistachios
17:15is of similar quality,
17:17I shall be forced
17:17to buy my luxury nuts elsewhere.
17:20Yes,
17:20I'm afraid
17:20now we are playing hardball.
17:23Hello!
17:25Hello!
17:27Now,
17:27Cherry!
17:28Ah,
17:29hello,
17:29Gubbnaw.
17:30Ah,
17:30Miss Jackson.
17:31Greg.
17:32All right,
17:32my cherry pie.
17:34Love the outfit.
17:35Oh,
17:35this old thing.
17:36Look at it.
17:37Does my bum
17:38look big in this?
17:39Yes.
17:40Oi,
17:41looks all right
17:42from where I'm sitting.
17:43Anywho,
17:44apologies for my tardiness.
17:46I'm sorry,
17:47Miss Jackson,
17:47but you have called
17:48it the most
17:48inopportune time.
17:50Wake up and smell
17:51the cappuccino slops.
17:52You see,
17:53Vicky is the new
17:53keeper of innkeepers.
17:55Eh?
17:55Tony Harris
17:56is the keeper of innkeepers.
17:57No slops.
17:58You see,
17:59Fatty Harris got a boot,
18:00didn't he?
18:00So that position
18:01passes down to lovely Vicky.
18:03But,
18:03Miss Jackson,
18:04he's a woman.
18:06Troller.
18:09Bullslobs,
18:10you don't have to
18:10accept membership
18:11if you don't like it.
18:12Not that you'll have
18:12that choice.
18:13It's not over
18:14till it's over,
18:15Greg.
18:16You're going
18:17great guns.
18:19So barmen,
18:20you're next.
18:21Ooh,
18:21it's a bit like
18:22MasterChef,
18:23you know,
18:23with Lloyd Greuthman.
18:25Do you watch
18:26that programme?
18:26No.
18:27What are lunches like
18:29here, pal?
18:30Oh,
18:30they're lush.
18:32And what is that
18:32you're eating?
18:34It's dogfish.
18:34Fish!
18:36Yeah,
18:36that's right,
18:37dogfish.
18:38Dogfish?
18:39Well,
18:39I've heard of catfish,
18:40but...
18:40Ah,
18:40well,
18:41the dogfish,
18:41mustelus canis
18:43is a particularly
18:43common type
18:44of small shark.
18:45Oh,
18:46it's shark.
18:46Oh,
18:47that's most
18:47impressive thing.
18:49Well,
18:49let's see what it
18:50tastes like,
18:50Percy.
18:51Barry?
18:52May I?
18:53No.
18:54Be my guest.
18:58I wonder what
18:59it'll...
19:00Ah!
19:01No!
19:01Ah!
19:02Ah!
19:02Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:03Ah!
19:05Stop it!
19:05Stop it!
19:06Stop it!
19:07Ah!
19:08Ah!
19:10Sorry,
19:11about that,
19:12Barry.
19:12That's all
19:12right.
19:13It could
19:13happen
19:13anywhere.
19:14You're
19:15doing fine.
19:17So,
19:17er,
19:18where do we
19:18go from
19:18here?
19:19Is it
19:19down to
19:20the lake,
19:20I fear?
19:23Or should
19:23we just
19:23go into
19:24the snug
19:24for the
19:24interview?
19:30Oh,
19:31poor
19:31bullethead.
19:32It's not
19:32looking good
19:32for him.
19:33I know.
19:34If only
19:35we did
19:35have a
19:36widescreen
19:36TV.
19:37It might
19:37all be
19:38different.
19:39Wait a
19:39minute.
19:39He has
19:40got a
19:40widescreen
19:41TV.
19:41It's
19:41in his
19:41room.
19:42I saw
19:42it this
19:42morning.
19:43Oh?
19:44And what
19:45were you
19:45doing in
19:46his
19:46room?
19:47Ooh!
19:49I was
19:49shagging
19:50him.
19:53Now,
19:54if
19:54tickets
19:54and his
19:54bastards
19:55mates
19:55see the
19:55widescreen
19:56TV down
19:56here,
19:57that might
19:57be
19:57enough
19:57to
19:57swing
19:58it.
19:59Let's
19:59go.
20:00Terry,
20:00mind
20:00the bar?
20:01You bet.
20:02Keep
20:02an eye
20:03on that
20:03arse.
20:03With
20:04pleasure.
20:04I was
20:08wondering,
20:09was it
20:10you that
20:11wrote the
20:11graffiti in
20:13the toilet?
20:13Oh,
20:14and what if
20:15it was?
20:16It's just
20:16there's no
20:17apostrophe in
20:19inches.
20:26Right,
20:27let's have a
20:28look at the
20:28scores on
20:29the doors.
20:31Well,
20:32Governor,
20:32I'm, uh,
20:34sorry to have
20:34to inform you
20:35that we
20:36are recommending
20:37you for
20:38membership.
20:39I know,
20:40it's
20:40mega,
20:41isn't it?
20:41No.
20:42Bloody
20:42mega,
20:42and I
20:42ain't
20:43having
20:43it,
20:43slops,
20:43over my
20:44dead body.
20:45It's a
20:45majority
20:46decision,
20:46Greg,
20:46you have
20:47to accept
20:47it.
20:47But the
20:48place is
20:48a
20:49shithole.
20:50But the
20:50toilets?
20:51The
20:51toilets.
20:52In
20:52all my
20:53life,
20:53I've
20:53never seen
20:54anything
20:54like
20:55them.
20:55I
20:55want
20:55you all
20:56to know
20:56that I'm
20:56going to
20:56be
20:56registering
20:57my
20:57disapproval
20:58at the
20:58next
20:58committee
20:58meeting.
20:59Come
20:59off it,
21:00Greg.
21:00He got
21:01it fair
21:01and square.
21:02Thanks,
21:03Uncle
21:03Barry.
21:04Great.
21:05I've got
21:05the powder
21:06of my
21:06nose.
21:07And I
21:07don't mean
21:08I'm going
21:08to take
21:08some
21:09cocaines.
21:11I mean,
21:12I'm just
21:12going to
21:12the toilet.
21:20You
21:21all right
21:21there,
21:21Terry?
21:22Yeah,
21:22no problem
21:23at all.
21:26Oh,
21:27look up.
21:28The
21:28widescreen
21:29TV's
21:29back from
21:30the
21:30repair
21:30shop.
21:31Still
21:31not
21:32working,
21:32though.
21:33That
21:33doesn't
21:33matter,
21:34Stephen,
21:34because it
21:35looks as
21:35though from
21:35now on I
21:36am going
21:36to be
21:36a member
21:37of the
21:37bastards.
21:41That
21:41is the
21:42most
21:42disgusting
21:43toilet I've
21:44ever been
21:45in in my
21:45life,
21:46and I've
21:46been camping
21:47in France.
21:52Is that
21:52your idea,
21:53pub
21:53entertainment,
21:54sluts?
21:54No,
21:54no,
21:55no,
21:55it's my
21:55wife.
21:56Oh,
21:56right.
21:57Lovely
21:57Harris.
22:05Christ,
22:06I shouldn't
22:06have eaten
22:07all that
22:07dog food.
22:08Dog food?
22:10Terry!
22:11Terry!
22:12No!
22:13All right,
22:23girl.
22:24So, uh,
22:25did the
22:26membership go
22:26through?
22:27You were sick
22:28on them.
22:29I served them
22:30dog food,
22:31and they
22:31thought I was
22:31running a
22:32knocking shop
22:33for sadomasochistic
22:34perverts.
22:35Yeah, but did
22:36you get the
22:36membership?
22:38No, I did
22:38not, but I'm
22:39still hopeful
22:40for next year.
22:41Oh, and
22:41it isn't all
22:42bad news.
22:43Greg Thompson
22:43was made
22:44king bar
22:44steward.
22:46That's right.
22:48How could they
22:48misinterpret that
22:49video?
22:50What kind of
22:51disease mind
22:52would conceive
22:52of using such
22:53a magical
22:55and natural
22:56moment for
22:57masturbatory
22:58purposes?
22:58Terry?
23:04Yeah?
23:05Give me the
23:06tape.
23:10Surely
23:11gone.