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In Living Color - 101 - Pilot [couchtripper][U]
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You can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living self.
00:11
You can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color.
00:20
You, you walk all the moon float like a balloon.
00:23
You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon.
00:25
Take it from me, it's alright to be in living color.
00:28
And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete?
00:31
And all mankind danced to the exact beat.
00:33
And at night it was safe to walk down the street, in living color.
00:37
You can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color.
00:45
You can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color.
00:54
Everybody here is equally kind, in living color.
00:57
What's mine is yours or what's yours is mine, in living color.
01:02
And how would you feel knowing everybody was your friend?
01:04
From thin to thick and through thick and thin, an egotypical trip was put to an end, in living color.
01:10
You can tell what you want to do, in living color.
01:14
You can tell what you want to do, in living color.
01:16
In living color.
01:17
You, you walk all the moon float like a balloon.
01:20
You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon.
01:22
Take it from me, it's alright to be in living color.
01:26
And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete?
01:29
And all mankind danced to the exact beat.
01:31
And at night it was safe to walk down the street, in living color.
01:34
You can tell what you want to do, in living color.
01:39
Ladies and gentlemen, Kenan Ivory Wayans.
01:56
All right.
02:10
And welcome to In Living Color.
02:11
I'm Kenan Ivory Wayans.
02:12
We've got a great show for you tonight.
02:14
Before I get started, I'd like to introduce a few folks to you.
02:17
My DJ that keeps the party rocking all night long, SW1, in the high.
02:21
Come on up.
02:21
And, of course, you've got to say hello to all my Fly Girls.
02:28
Starting over here with Carrie Ann.
02:32
Lisa.
02:34
Deidre.
02:36
Michelle.
02:37
And Carrie.
02:41
All right.
02:42
We've got a great show.
02:44
We want you to sit back, laugh, have a good time.
02:46
And I'll see you in a minute.
02:46
Let's do it.
02:51
All right.
03:03
Welcome back to Love Connection.
03:05
Told you we'd be back in two and two.
03:09
Our next guest says she likes her men to be very wealthy.
03:12
Let's say hello to Robin Gibbons.
03:19
All right, Robin.
03:19
Hello, Charles.
03:22
Whoever call me Charles, I'll go off.
03:26
So, Robin, tell us about this wealthy thing.
03:29
Oh, Chuck, I don't want people thinking that I'm the type of woman
03:31
who's only interested in the size of a man's wallet.
03:34
Mm-hmm.
03:35
I mean, there are things that are just as important.
03:38
Like what?
03:39
Well, like what's in the wallet.
03:40
Am I right?
03:44
Okay.
03:46
Robin, last time you were here, you picked a man to go out with.
03:48
Now you're back to tell us how it went.
03:51
Let's say hello to Mike Tyson.
03:58
Hello, Michael.
04:01
Hi, Michael.
04:03
Hi, Robin.
04:06
How you doing, Chuck?
04:07
Hi there, Mike.
04:08
How are you?
04:08
Well, I got to say, I'm really ecstatic to be here.
04:18
All righty then.
04:19
Robin, tell us how the date started.
04:21
Well, at first I called Michael, and of course things didn't go very well
04:24
because he's just a boxer from Brooklyn,
04:26
and of course I was a Harvard medical student.
04:30
What about you, Mike?
04:34
What did you think of Robin?
04:35
Oh, well, Chuck, when I first saw Robin,
04:38
I was ecstatic.
04:40
I mean,
04:42
he had this,
04:42
he had this really tight dress on,
04:44
you know,
04:44
the kind with the push-up bra,
04:46
and the breasts were like popping right out,
04:48
like hitting right in the eye,
04:49
you know?
04:51
And as soon as I saw him, Chuck,
04:53
I said,
04:53
wow,
04:54
I'm in love,
04:55
you know?
04:58
Sounds like you two really hit it off.
05:00
So where'd you go first?
05:02
Well, first, Chuck,
05:03
we went to this lovely little jewelry store
05:06
where I allowed Michael to purchase me
05:09
a very lovely ruby, diamond, and sapphire collection
05:12
and a matching car.
05:15
Sounds nice.
05:16
Did you give Mike anything?
05:18
Lithium.
05:20
It made me feel really ecstatic, Chuck.
05:22
Uh-huh.
05:23
Yes, we know, Michael.
05:24
We know.
05:26
So,
05:27
where'd you go next?
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Well, then we went to the most beautiful little wedding chapel
05:31
where my mother was waiting with the justice of the peace,
05:33
and we got married.
05:35
Thank you very much.
05:39
Mike, what did you think of Robin's mother?
05:41
Well, I gotta be honest, Chuck,
05:43
I wasn't too ecstatic.
05:46
You know, I looked at her mom,
05:48
the first thing I thought was,
05:49
wow, this lady really needs a hair weave.
05:51
And I'm sorry, Robin,
05:54
I'm really sorry, darling,
05:56
but your mom's head,
05:57
her forehead is just way too big
05:59
and she just has a little,
06:00
too little hair to cover it.
06:02
You know?
06:03
Well, I tell you something, though,
06:04
what really separates Robin from her mom is class.
06:08
Because the Franks were still bothering me
06:09
because I had a boiled egg, too.
06:11
And I kind of cut one in the car, you know?
06:13
And her mom made a big stink out of it.
06:20
Robin, we're almost out of time.
06:21
Tell us about the rest of the day.
06:22
Well, Charles,
06:24
after the bank,
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the lithium began to wear off
06:28
and Michael went a little wild.
06:30
Oh, come on, Robin.
06:31
What happened, Mike?
06:33
Oh, well, well, Chuck,
06:34
it was really simple.
06:35
It was quite innocent.
06:36
You know, I was in the parking lot
06:38
picking up the car,
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I'm waiting on Robin and her mom,
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and I see this girl.
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She has a really nice butt.
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So I walk over.
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I go, hi, my name is Mike.
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And then I shove my tongue down her throat,
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you know?
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And this guy comes over and goes,
06:48
hey, that's my mother.
06:49
So I punch him in his butt, you know,
06:50
and he started making little moving noises.
06:52
It was pretty funny.
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He was like, oh, God,
06:54
I'm bleeding internally.
06:56
It was pretty funny, you know?
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And it reminded me of the Bonecrested Smith fight
06:59
where I hit him in his third rib
07:01
and then tried to push his nose up
07:02
in his brain, you know?
07:03
And I came over the rib.
07:04
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:05
Ding, ding.
07:06
Down.
07:09
Ding.
07:11
Wow, that was quite a date.
07:15
Let's see who our audience picked for you.
07:18
Was it Mike?
07:21
John Kennedy, Jr.
07:24
Or Donald Trump?
07:30
They picked Mike by 41%.
07:32
So if you two would like to go out again,
07:34
ultimately, Mike will pay for it.
07:37
Well, there is a lovely little fur salon
07:42
I'd like to go to.
07:43
Michael, I wouldn't mind.
07:45
What about you, Mike?
07:49
Oh, I guess it's all right, Robin.
07:54
Well, be sure to come back and tell us about it.
07:57
Hey, Mike, maybe I'll see you on Scrabble sometime.
07:59
You're right.
08:01
Hey, it's Daddy.
08:03
E-X-K-I-T.
08:07
All right?
08:08
Are you gonna tell him he's wrong?
08:12
Well, that's it, folks.
08:13
I'm Chuck Woolery.
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Until next time, may all your dates
08:16
be a matter of public record.
08:17
On July 20th, 1969,
08:36
Apollo astronauts Neil Armstrong,
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Buzz Aldrin, Michael Collins,
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and Slick Johnson orbited the moon.
08:42
Collins remained in the command module,
08:44
and Armstrong, Aldrin, and Johnson
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landed the small lunar module
08:48
on the moon's surface.
08:50
While the men were exploring the area,
08:52
Armstrong received word from Mission Control
08:54
that a system malfunction had left them
08:56
with only enough fuel
08:57
to take three of the four pioneers
09:00
safely back to Earth.
09:02
After conferring with Collins and Aldrin,
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Armstrong sent Johnson out
09:06
to find a nice spot to play volleyball.
09:09
Minutes later, the landing module took off,
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leaving Slick behind.
09:14
Hey, come on, y'all.
09:15
Stop playing, man.
09:16
Yo, that's not funny.
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That's not funny, man.
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Come back here.
09:19
The mission was an otherwise perfect success,
09:22
and an embarrassed NASA
09:23
deleted all references to Johnson
09:26
from its official literature.
09:28
Tonight, we salute Slick Johnson,
09:30
the first black man on the moon.
09:33
I'm Tommy Davidson
09:34
with another great moment in black history.
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Yo, yo, yo, all you bad bargain hunters out there,
09:49
welcome to the Homeboy Shopping Network.
09:53
Yo, we're the hosts with the most.
09:55
I'm Wiz, this the Iceman.
09:57
Sure.
09:58
Yo, let's show him what we got.
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For all this stuff, man.
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It's like a warehouse set.
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Let's show him what we got.
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Let's show him first time.
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All right, we got this.
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For your automotive needs,
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we got car phones.
10:15
We got car stereos.
10:16
We got car alarms.
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And if you act now,
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we could probably get the car.
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Probably.
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Yo, give them the number.
10:25
All right, um, yeah.
10:28
Operators are standing by.
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555-4396.
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Yo, our next item up for sale,
10:38
jewelry, jewelry, jewelry.
10:40
Look at all this stuff.
10:41
Look at all this.
10:41
Lovely assortment of gold chains.
10:43
Some of them have been broken in transit, though.
10:46
Oh, lovely diamond clustered ring.
10:49
Oh, wow, look at this one.
10:50
Oh, man.
10:52
You gonna keep it?
10:52
That's, like, yeah.
10:56
I'm sorry, customers.
10:58
That was merely a display item.
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We got car alarms already.
11:03
Yes!
11:05
Hello?
11:06
Welcome to the Homeboy Shopping Network.
11:08
That's my wife's ring.
11:10
If I ever get my hands on you,
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you sleazy, slimy son of...
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:15
Another satisfied customer.
11:19
Yo, check these out.
11:21
This is something really special.
11:23
Now, now, these are some...
11:24
These are top-of-the-line stuff, man.
11:26
You know, these are some of the finer TVs
11:28
you might find in some of the better hotels.
11:30
Matter of fact,
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these are the same TVs you find
11:33
in a better hotel.
11:34
Yeah.
11:35
Yo, check it out.
11:37
They're a little wobbly, right?
11:38
They're a little wobbly.
11:39
But check this out.
11:40
If you act now,
11:42
we'll throw in these free Gideon Bibles.
11:44
You just throw it up,
11:45
you know what I mean?
11:46
Like that.
11:47
Check it out.
11:49
Straight.
11:50
Oh, yeah.
11:51
Now, for you cable buffs out there, man,
11:53
we got something special for you.
11:55
Check this out.
11:56
Check this out.
11:56
Now,
11:58
yo,
12:03
not only will you get, like,
12:07
all the cable stations out there,
12:09
but you'll be able to talk directly
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to the astronauts.
12:15
Ain't that lovely?
12:16
Show them the other stuff.
12:17
Show them the other stuff.
12:18
Now, this,
12:19
this is something special.
12:21
You talk about at-home baking,
12:23
Yo, yo, yo.
12:29
All you gotta do
12:30
is hook this bad boy up in your house, man.
12:33
And what you got?
12:34
You throw the card in there, boom.
12:35
Or somebody else's card, boom.
12:37
Like that.
12:38
Mo money, mo money, mo money.
12:48
Uh-oh.
12:49
Do I hear a blue light special?
12:51
I think so.
12:52
Well, you know what that means.
12:54
That's right.
12:54
We're moving locations.
12:56
So, join us next week
12:57
on the Homeboy Shopping Network.
12:59
Same time, different corner.
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Peace.
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Peace.
13:03
Peace.
13:04
Peace.
13:05
Peace.
13:11
Peace.
14:11
Oh Lord, I thought I flushed my toilet.
14:19
I'm the one who saved you from the IRS.
14:22
You belong to me now.
14:24
And when you finish cleaning up and dusting in here,
14:27
I want you to come in the room, massage my feet,
14:30
and bop the pedals on my back.
14:32
Oh Lord, there's got to be a better way.
14:38
Somebody help me.
14:39
Eddie Richard Lamont.
14:41
Somebody tell Michael Jackson, come get bubbles.
14:43
Come here, you old geezer.
14:48
You, my Lord, so let me knackle.
14:52
If your breasts drop any lower, they're going to be knees.
15:00
You got no dabble in you.
15:03
Oh Lord, somebody help me.
15:05
I'd give you five of these,
15:06
but I don't want to get none of that dog spit on my hand.
15:08
You're going to make love to me if it kills you, friend.
15:11
It will.
15:12
Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey,
15:14
with a half a bottle of Ripple and an old toothbrush.
15:17
Save me.
15:17
I was buying a shirt at this clothing store,
15:26
and I was out of cash,
15:27
so I gave the salesman my Equity Express gold card.
15:30
I got a call from the store manager.
15:32
He said he was suspicious of a customer
15:34
trying to use an Equity Express card.
15:36
From the manager's description of the man,
15:38
it was clear he wasn't the right sort
15:39
to be carrying a gold card, if you know what I mean.
15:42
So I ran a check on his credit.
15:45
I knew my credit was good,
15:47
because I just paid my bill.
15:48
But the manager asked to see my driver's license.
15:50
I gave him that.
15:51
My birth certificate.
15:52
No problem.
15:53
Mother's maiden name.
15:54
I had that, too.
15:56
You see, this had happened before.
15:57
He answered all of our questions easily.
16:00
There was no doubt that it was his card.
16:03
But I wasn't giving up so fast.
16:05
I asked to speak to the customer directly.
16:08
Then the lady asked me
16:09
who won the Bob Hope Invitational Golf Tournament in 1978.
16:14
I said, kiss my butt, bitch.
16:17
Approve my credit.
16:19
I had him.
16:21
Use of obscenity over interstate phone lines
16:23
is a federal offense.
16:24
So I asked the store manager to stall him
16:27
while I called the police.
16:29
So they told me everything was cool,
16:31
and they started treating me real nice.
16:34
A little too nice.
16:35
They gift-wrapped my shirt.
16:37
They served me hors d'oeuvres
16:39
and started doing magic tricks.
16:41
Then it got a little late,
16:42
so I got up to leave.
16:44
Luckily, the cops got there in time.
16:47
Sure, he sued us and won.
16:49
But it was still fun to do,
16:50
and the store manager was grateful.
16:52
You see, helping people
16:55
is what we're all about.
17:01
Equity Express.
17:02
Don't leave your crib without it.
17:04
Or your driver's license.
17:06
Or your birth certificate.
17:07
Or your high school diploma.
17:08
Or your blood type.
17:09
Or your passport.
17:10
Or your dental records.
17:11
Or your fingerprints.
17:12
Or a notarized medicine.
17:13
Who's mad at?
17:31
Who's fabulous?
17:31
Who's fabulous?
17:32
Who's fabulous?
17:33
Who's she?
17:34
Who's so fabulous?
17:34
Who's so fabulous?
17:34
Who's worldsette?
17:35
Who's robust?
17:35
Who's BLACK CARE
17:37
And now, Public Access presents Men on Films.
18:07
Hello, I'm Blaine Edwards.
18:11
And I'm Antoine Merriweather.
18:13
And welcome to Men on Films.
18:16
We're gonna be reviewing the latest films.
18:18
From a male point of view.
18:20
First up is that controversial movie, Do the Right Thing.
18:24
Now, I really like little Spike Lee's courage in making this film.
18:28
I especially like the way he mixed the racial tension with the violence
18:32
in order to give his message, do the right thing.
18:35
Come on out the closet, don't be afraid to be who you is.
18:38
Black, white, whatever.
18:40
Ain't that the truth, Ruth?
18:43
Now I'd like to talk about an exciting new film, Karate Kid Part 3.
18:48
It's all about men working out their problems in a very physical way.
18:51
It was all so primitive.
18:53
Mm-hmm.
18:54
And you know, I really enjoyed Mr. Miyagi, played by little Pat Morito.
18:57
Ooh, and that Ralph Macchio.
18:59
Three words.
19:00
Fabulous.
19:01
Boy, I hope I look that good when I'm 40.
19:08
Stop.
19:09
But I have to disagree.
19:11
I disagree.
19:12
There's just too much violence in this movie.
19:14
Don't get mad.
19:16
Don't get mad.
19:27
You better give me back my scarf.
19:29
Don't hate me, cause I'm beautiful.
19:32
They went all wrong.
19:37
What's all this kicking about?
19:38
This is a movie about relationships.
19:40
This could have been a beautiful picture about the special friendship
19:43
between a mature, masculine older man and a tender, ripening, consenting young man.
19:51
See, I think America's ready for that.
19:54
You know I know I am.
19:57
I bet you is.
19:59
Now I'd like to talk about a film I've been anxiously waiting to see, Great Balls of Fire.
20:09
I ain't gonna touch it.
20:11
But the title alone gets two snaps up.
20:24
Now let's talk about some films that are soon to come out on video.
20:28
First up is Black Widow, starring Teresa Russell and Deborah Winger.
20:33
Hated it.
20:35
Also coming out is Miss Firecracker.
20:38
Is that Gene Anthony Ray's new movie?
20:40
Holly Hunter.
20:45
Hated it.
20:47
Hated it.
20:48
And we finally have Dangerous Liaison, starring John Malkovich and Glenn Close.
20:54
You know, John Malkovich is like every moviegoer's fantasy.
20:58
I found myself just alone at night just thinking about his intensity.
21:03
Yeah.
21:05
What did you think of Glenn Close?
21:07
Oh, I loved him.
21:10
And I really have to admire the producers for Dan to cast a man in that role.
21:13
I mean, that really made the picture for me.
21:17
Hello?
21:18
Glenn Close is a woman.
21:20
Clutch the pearls.
21:21
What a sneaky thing to do.
21:22
Well, looks like we almost out of time.
21:32
Would you join us next week when we talk about Mel Gibson's Lethal Weapon?
21:36
I hope it's loaded.
21:37
You pray right.
21:38
It's a great event.
21:39
I do it.
21:40
It's a great event.
21:41
I do it.
21:42
It's a great event.
21:43
I do it.
21:44
It's a great event.
21:45
I do it.
21:46
It's a great event.
21:47
I do it.
21:48
It's a great event.
21:49
I do it.
21:52
All right.
21:57
Well, on behalf of the cast, myself, I want to thank you all for joining us tonight.
22:04
Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye.
22:34
You can do what you want to do in living color.
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