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00:00You can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living self.

00:11You can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color.

00:20You, you walk all the moon float like a balloon.

00:23You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon.

00:25Take it from me, it's alright to be in living color.

00:28And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete?

00:31And all mankind danced to the exact beat.

00:33And at night it was safe to walk down the street, in living color.

00:37You can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color.

00:45You can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color.

00:54Everybody here is equally kind, in living color.

00:57What's mine is yours or what's yours is mine, in living color.

01:02And how would you feel knowing everybody was your friend?

01:04From thin to thick and through thick and thin, an egotypical trip was put to an end, in living color.

01:10You can tell what you want to do, in living color.

01:14You can tell what you want to do, in living color.

01:16In living color.

01:17You, you walk all the moon float like a balloon.

01:20You see, it's never too late and it's never too soon.

01:22Take it from me, it's alright to be in living color.

01:26And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete?

01:29And all mankind danced to the exact beat.

01:31And at night it was safe to walk down the street, in living color.

01:34You can tell what you want to do, in living color.

01:39Ladies and gentlemen, Kenan Ivory Wayans.

01:56All right.

02:10And welcome to In Living Color.

02:11I'm Kenan Ivory Wayans.

02:12We've got a great show for you tonight.

02:14Before I get started, I'd like to introduce a few folks to you.

02:17My DJ that keeps the party rocking all night long, SW1, in the high.

02:21Come on up.

02:21And, of course, you've got to say hello to all my Fly Girls.

02:28Starting over here with Carrie Ann.

02:32Lisa.

02:34Deidre.

02:36Michelle.

02:37And Carrie.

02:41All right.

02:42We've got a great show.

02:44We want you to sit back, laugh, have a good time.

02:46And I'll see you in a minute.

02:46Let's do it.

02:51All right.

03:03Welcome back to Love Connection.

03:05Told you we'd be back in two and two.

03:09Our next guest says she likes her men to be very wealthy.

03:12Let's say hello to Robin Gibbons.

03:19All right, Robin.

03:19Hello, Charles.

03:22Whoever call me Charles, I'll go off.

03:26So, Robin, tell us about this wealthy thing.

03:29Oh, Chuck, I don't want people thinking that I'm the type of woman

03:31who's only interested in the size of a man's wallet.

03:34Mm-hmm.

03:35I mean, there are things that are just as important.

03:38Like what?

03:39Well, like what's in the wallet.

03:40Am I right?

03:44Okay.

03:46Robin, last time you were here, you picked a man to go out with.

03:48Now you're back to tell us how it went.

03:51Let's say hello to Mike Tyson.

03:58Hello, Michael.

04:01Hi, Michael.

04:03Hi, Robin.

04:06How you doing, Chuck?

04:07Hi there, Mike.

04:08How are you?

04:08Well, I got to say, I'm really ecstatic to be here.

04:18All righty then.

04:19Robin, tell us how the date started.

04:21Well, at first I called Michael, and of course things didn't go very well

04:24because he's just a boxer from Brooklyn,

04:26and of course I was a Harvard medical student.

04:30What about you, Mike?

04:34What did you think of Robin?

04:35Oh, well, Chuck, when I first saw Robin,

04:38I was ecstatic.

04:40I mean,

04:42he had this,

04:42he had this really tight dress on,

04:44you know,

04:44the kind with the push-up bra,

04:46and the breasts were like popping right out,

04:48like hitting right in the eye,

04:49you know?

04:51And as soon as I saw him, Chuck,

04:53I said,

04:53wow,

04:54I'm in love,

04:55you know?

04:58Sounds like you two really hit it off.

05:00So where'd you go first?

05:02Well, first, Chuck,

05:03we went to this lovely little jewelry store

05:06where I allowed Michael to purchase me

05:09a very lovely ruby, diamond, and sapphire collection

05:12and a matching car.

05:15Sounds nice.

05:16Did you give Mike anything?

05:18Lithium.

05:20It made me feel really ecstatic, Chuck.

05:22Uh-huh.

05:23Yes, we know, Michael.

05:24We know.

05:26So,

05:27where'd you go next?

05:28Well, then we went to the most beautiful little wedding chapel

05:31where my mother was waiting with the justice of the peace,

05:33and we got married.

05:35Thank you very much.

05:39Mike, what did you think of Robin's mother?

05:41Well, I gotta be honest, Chuck,

05:43I wasn't too ecstatic.

05:46You know, I looked at her mom,

05:48the first thing I thought was,

05:49wow, this lady really needs a hair weave.

05:51And I'm sorry, Robin,

05:54I'm really sorry, darling,

05:56but your mom's head,

05:57her forehead is just way too big

05:59and she just has a little,

06:00too little hair to cover it.

06:02You know?

06:03Well, I tell you something, though,

06:04what really separates Robin from her mom is class.

06:08Because the Franks were still bothering me

06:09because I had a boiled egg, too.

06:11And I kind of cut one in the car, you know?

06:13And her mom made a big stink out of it.

06:20Robin, we're almost out of time.

06:21Tell us about the rest of the day.

06:22Well, Charles,

06:24after the bank,

06:27the lithium began to wear off

06:28and Michael went a little wild.

06:30Oh, come on, Robin.

06:31What happened, Mike?

06:33Oh, well, well, Chuck,

06:34it was really simple.

06:35It was quite innocent.

06:36You know, I was in the parking lot

06:38picking up the car,

06:38I'm waiting on Robin and her mom,

06:40and I see this girl.

06:41She has a really nice butt.

06:42So I walk over.

06:43I go, hi, my name is Mike.

06:44And then I shove my tongue down her throat,

06:46you know?

06:46And this guy comes over and goes,

06:48hey, that's my mother.

06:49So I punch him in his butt, you know,

06:50and he started making little moving noises.

06:52It was pretty funny.

06:53He was like, oh, God,

06:54I'm bleeding internally.

06:56It was pretty funny, you know?

06:57And it reminded me of the Bonecrested Smith fight

06:59where I hit him in his third rib

07:01and then tried to push his nose up

07:02in his brain, you know?

07:03And I came over the rib.

07:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

07:05Ding, ding.

07:06Down.

07:09Ding.

07:11Wow, that was quite a date.

07:15Let's see who our audience picked for you.

07:18Was it Mike?

07:21John Kennedy, Jr.

07:24Or Donald Trump?

07:30They picked Mike by 41%.

07:32So if you two would like to go out again,

07:34ultimately, Mike will pay for it.

07:37Well, there is a lovely little fur salon

07:42I'd like to go to.

07:43Michael, I wouldn't mind.

07:45What about you, Mike?

07:49Oh, I guess it's all right, Robin.

07:54Well, be sure to come back and tell us about it.

07:57Hey, Mike, maybe I'll see you on Scrabble sometime.

07:59You're right.

08:01Hey, it's Daddy.

08:03E-X-K-I-T.

08:07All right?

08:08Are you gonna tell him he's wrong?

08:12Well, that's it, folks.

08:13I'm Chuck Woolery.

08:14Until next time, may all your dates

08:16be a matter of public record.

08:17On July 20th, 1969,

08:36Apollo astronauts Neil Armstrong,

08:38Buzz Aldrin, Michael Collins,

08:40and Slick Johnson orbited the moon.

08:42Collins remained in the command module,

08:44and Armstrong, Aldrin, and Johnson

08:46landed the small lunar module

08:48on the moon's surface.

08:50While the men were exploring the area,

08:52Armstrong received word from Mission Control

08:54that a system malfunction had left them

08:56with only enough fuel

08:57to take three of the four pioneers

09:00safely back to Earth.

09:02After conferring with Collins and Aldrin,

09:04Armstrong sent Johnson out

09:06to find a nice spot to play volleyball.

09:09Minutes later, the landing module took off,

09:12leaving Slick behind.

09:14Hey, come on, y'all.

09:15Stop playing, man.

09:16Yo, that's not funny.

09:18That's not funny, man.

09:19Come back here.

09:19The mission was an otherwise perfect success,

09:22and an embarrassed NASA

09:23deleted all references to Johnson

09:26from its official literature.

09:28Tonight, we salute Slick Johnson,

09:30the first black man on the moon.

09:33I'm Tommy Davidson

09:34with another great moment in black history.

09:36Yo, yo, yo, all you bad bargain hunters out there,

09:49welcome to the Homeboy Shopping Network.

09:53Yo, we're the hosts with the most.

09:55I'm Wiz, this the Iceman.

09:57Sure.

09:58Yo, let's show him what we got.

10:04For all this stuff, man.

10:06It's like a warehouse set.

10:08Let's show him what we got.

10:09Let's show him first time.

10:10All right, we got this.

10:11For your automotive needs,

10:13we got car phones.

10:15We got car stereos.

10:16We got car alarms.

10:18And if you act now,

10:19we could probably get the car.

10:21Probably.

10:23Yo, give them the number.

10:25All right, um, yeah.

10:28Operators are standing by.

10:30555-4396.

10:35Yo, our next item up for sale,

10:38jewelry, jewelry, jewelry.

10:40Look at all this stuff.

10:41Look at all this.

10:41Lovely assortment of gold chains.

10:43Some of them have been broken in transit, though.

10:46Oh, lovely diamond clustered ring.

10:49Oh, wow, look at this one.

10:50Oh, man.

10:52You gonna keep it?

10:52That's, like, yeah.

10:56I'm sorry, customers.

10:58That was merely a display item.

11:01We got car alarms already.

11:03Yes!

11:05Hello?

11:06Welcome to the Homeboy Shopping Network.

11:08That's my wife's ring.

11:10If I ever get my hands on you,

11:12you sleazy, slimy son of...

11:14Ha, ha, ha, ha.

11:15Another satisfied customer.

11:19Yo, check these out.

11:21This is something really special.

11:23Now, now, these are some...

11:24These are top-of-the-line stuff, man.

11:26You know, these are some of the finer TVs

11:28you might find in some of the better hotels.

11:30Matter of fact,

11:31these are the same TVs you find

11:33in a better hotel.

11:34Yeah.

11:35Yo, check it out.

11:37They're a little wobbly, right?

11:38They're a little wobbly.

11:39But check this out.

11:40If you act now,

11:42we'll throw in these free Gideon Bibles.

11:44You just throw it up,

11:45you know what I mean?

11:46Like that.

11:47Check it out.

11:49Straight.

11:50Oh, yeah.

11:51Now, for you cable buffs out there, man,

11:53we got something special for you.

11:55Check this out.

11:56Check this out.

11:56Now,

11:58yo,

12:03not only will you get, like,

12:07all the cable stations out there,

12:09but you'll be able to talk directly

12:11to the astronauts.

12:15Ain't that lovely?

12:16Show them the other stuff.

12:17Show them the other stuff.

12:18Now, this,

12:19this is something special.

12:21You talk about at-home baking,

12:23Yo, yo, yo.

12:29All you gotta do

12:30is hook this bad boy up in your house, man.

12:33And what you got?

12:34You throw the card in there, boom.

12:35Or somebody else's card, boom.

12:37Like that.

12:38Mo money, mo money, mo money.

12:48Uh-oh.

12:49Do I hear a blue light special?

12:51I think so.

12:52Well, you know what that means.

12:54That's right.

12:54We're moving locations.

12:56So, join us next week

12:57on the Homeboy Shopping Network.

12:59Same time, different corner.

13:01Peace.

13:02Peace.

13:03Peace.

13:04Peace.

13:05Peace.

13:11Peace.

14:11Oh Lord, I thought I flushed my toilet.

14:19I'm the one who saved you from the IRS.

14:22You belong to me now.

14:24And when you finish cleaning up and dusting in here,

14:27I want you to come in the room, massage my feet,

14:30and bop the pedals on my back.

14:32Oh Lord, there's got to be a better way.

14:38Somebody help me.

14:39Eddie Richard Lamont.

14:41Somebody tell Michael Jackson, come get bubbles.

14:43Come here, you old geezer.

14:48You, my Lord, so let me knackle.

14:52If your breasts drop any lower, they're going to be knees.

15:00You got no dabble in you.

15:03Oh Lord, somebody help me.

15:05I'd give you five of these,

15:06but I don't want to get none of that dog spit on my hand.

15:08You're going to make love to me if it kills you, friend.

15:11It will.

15:12Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey,

15:14with a half a bottle of Ripple and an old toothbrush.

15:17Save me.

15:17I was buying a shirt at this clothing store,

15:26and I was out of cash,

15:27so I gave the salesman my Equity Express gold card.

15:30I got a call from the store manager.

15:32He said he was suspicious of a customer

15:34trying to use an Equity Express card.

15:36From the manager's description of the man,

15:38it was clear he wasn't the right sort

15:39to be carrying a gold card, if you know what I mean.

15:42So I ran a check on his credit.

15:45I knew my credit was good,

15:47because I just paid my bill.

15:48But the manager asked to see my driver's license.

15:50I gave him that.

15:51My birth certificate.

15:52No problem.

15:53Mother's maiden name.

15:54I had that, too.

15:56You see, this had happened before.

15:57He answered all of our questions easily.

16:00There was no doubt that it was his card.

16:03But I wasn't giving up so fast.

16:05I asked to speak to the customer directly.

16:08Then the lady asked me

16:09who won the Bob Hope Invitational Golf Tournament in 1978.

16:14I said, kiss my butt, bitch.

16:17Approve my credit.

16:19I had him.

16:21Use of obscenity over interstate phone lines

16:23is a federal offense.

16:24So I asked the store manager to stall him

16:27while I called the police.

16:29So they told me everything was cool,

16:31and they started treating me real nice.

16:34A little too nice.

16:35They gift-wrapped my shirt.

16:37They served me hors d'oeuvres

16:39and started doing magic tricks.

16:41Then it got a little late,

16:42so I got up to leave.

16:44Luckily, the cops got there in time.

16:47Sure, he sued us and won.

16:49But it was still fun to do,

16:50and the store manager was grateful.

16:52You see, helping people

16:55is what we're all about.

17:01Equity Express.

17:02Don't leave your crib without it.

17:04Or your driver's license.

17:06Or your birth certificate.

17:07Or your high school diploma.

17:08Or your blood type.

17:09Or your passport.

17:10Or your dental records.

17:11Or your fingerprints.

17:12Or a notarized medicine.

17:13Who's mad at?

17:31Who's fabulous?

17:32Who's fabulous?

17:33Who's she?

17:34Who's so fabulous?

17:34Who's worldsette?

17:35Who's robust?

17:35Who's BLACK CARE

17:37And now, Public Access presents Men on Films.

18:07Hello, I'm Blaine Edwards.

18:11And I'm Antoine Merriweather.

18:13And welcome to Men on Films.

18:16We're gonna be reviewing the latest films.

18:18From a male point of view.

18:20First up is that controversial movie, Do the Right Thing.

18:24Now, I really like little Spike Lee's courage in making this film.

18:28I especially like the way he mixed the racial tension with the violence

18:32in order to give his message, do the right thing.

18:35Come on out the closet, don't be afraid to be who you is.

18:38Black, white, whatever.

18:40Ain't that the truth, Ruth?

18:43Now I'd like to talk about an exciting new film, Karate Kid Part 3.

18:48It's all about men working out their problems in a very physical way.

18:51It was all so primitive.

18:53Mm-hmm.

18:54And you know, I really enjoyed Mr. Miyagi, played by little Pat Morito.

18:57Ooh, and that Ralph Macchio.

18:59Three words.

19:00Fabulous.

19:01Boy, I hope I look that good when I'm 40.

19:08Stop.

19:09But I have to disagree.

19:11I disagree.

19:12There's just too much violence in this movie.

19:14Don't get mad.

19:16Don't get mad.

19:27You better give me back my scarf.

19:29Don't hate me, cause I'm beautiful.

19:32They went all wrong.

19:37What's all this kicking about?

19:38This is a movie about relationships.

19:40This could have been a beautiful picture about the special friendship

19:43between a mature, masculine older man and a tender, ripening, consenting young man.

19:51See, I think America's ready for that.

19:54You know I know I am.

19:57I bet you is.

19:59Now I'd like to talk about a film I've been anxiously waiting to see, Great Balls of Fire.

20:09I ain't gonna touch it.

20:11But the title alone gets two snaps up.

20:24Now let's talk about some films that are soon to come out on video.

20:28First up is Black Widow, starring Teresa Russell and Deborah Winger.

20:33Hated it.

20:35Also coming out is Miss Firecracker.

20:38Is that Gene Anthony Ray's new movie?

20:40Holly Hunter.

20:45Hated it.

20:47Hated it.

20:48And we finally have Dangerous Liaison, starring John Malkovich and Glenn Close.

20:54You know, John Malkovich is like every moviegoer's fantasy.

20:58I found myself just alone at night just thinking about his intensity.

21:03Yeah.

21:05What did you think of Glenn Close?

21:07Oh, I loved him.

21:10And I really have to admire the producers for Dan to cast a man in that role.

21:13I mean, that really made the picture for me.

21:17Hello?

21:18Glenn Close is a woman.

21:20Clutch the pearls.

21:21What a sneaky thing to do.

21:22Well, looks like we almost out of time.

21:32Would you join us next week when we talk about Mel Gibson's Lethal Weapon?

21:36I hope it's loaded.

21:37You pray right.

21:38It's a great event.

21:39I do it.

21:40It's a great event.

21:41I do it.

21:42It's a great event.

21:43I do it.

21:44It's a great event.

21:45I do it.

21:46It's a great event.

21:47I do it.

21:48It's a great event.

21:49I do it.

21:52All right.

21:57Well, on behalf of the cast, myself, I want to thank you all for joining us tonight.

22:04Bye.

22:05Bye.

22:06Bye.

22:07Bye.

22:08Bye.

22:09Bye.

22:10Bye.

22:11Bye.

22:12Bye.

22:13Bye.

22:14Bye.

22:15Bye.

22:16Bye.

22:17Bye.

22:18Bye.

22:19Bye.

22:20Bye.

22:21Bye.

22:22Bye.

22:23Bye.

22:24Bye.

22:25Bye.

22:26Bye.

22:27Bye.

22:28Bye.

22:29Bye.

22:30Bye.

22:31Bye.

22:32Bye.

22:33Bye.

22:34You can do what you want to do in living color.

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