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00:00You can do what you want to do, in living color, in living style, you can do what you want to do, in living color, in living color, you can walk all the moon float like a balloon, you see it's never too late and it's never too soon, take it from me it's alright to be, in living color,
00:29and how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete, and all mankind danced to the exact beat, and at night it was safe to walk down the street, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, in living color, everybody there is equally kind, in living color,
00:57what's mine is yours or what's yours is mine, in living color, and how would you feel knowing everybody was different, from thin to thick and through thick and thin, an egotypical trip was put to an end, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, in living color, you can walk all the moon float like a balloon, you see it's never too late and it's never too soon, take it from me it's alright to be, in living color,
01:25in living color, and how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete, and all mankind danced to the exact beat, and at night it was safe to walk down the street, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color,
01:55All right, welcome to In Living Color.
02:09Thanks for joining us here tonight.
02:12We got a fun show lined up.
02:14As usual, I'd like to introduce the crew,
02:16starting with my DJ, SW1.
02:18And my ladies, starting over here with Carrie,
02:27Michelle, Deidre, Lisa, and Carrie Ann.
02:31So with no more delay, SW1, do the right thing.
02:48It's never too late and it's never too soon.
02:50The Foundation for Black History Awareness
02:52is pleased to sponsor Great American Profiles.
02:56Tonight, King, the Early Years.
03:00Even in his earliest school days,
03:02young King seemed destined to become the leader.
03:05Hey, hey, hey, that's mine.
03:07So?
03:09Wait a minute, why don't you do that, boy?
03:11Because I wanted to, duty brain.
03:14You better shut up.
03:18Those brothers, brothers!
03:21There's no way to settle things.
03:23There's nothing to be gained by fighting.
03:25Unless you get paid for it.
03:28Don?
03:29Don King, are you causing trouble again?
03:33No, Miss Patterson!
03:36And so, a young entrepreneur
03:38began what was to become his life's work,
03:41armed only with this one thought.
03:43I think I can make a buck doing this.
03:46That's right, ladies and gentlemen!
03:49Today at noon is gonna be the biggest,
03:51most prodigious fight in all the school history!
03:55It's gonna be punch time at night's time!
03:59It's gonna be a throw down in the playground!
04:02It's gonna be the rumble by the jungle gym!
04:07Give me money!
04:10Give me money!
04:12Give me money!
04:13More money!
04:14This same philosophy led King
04:16to become a great innovator.
04:18Well, I-I don't have any money.
04:20Well, I'm sorry!
04:21Your yo-yo is not good enough!
04:23You're gonna have to watch on pay-per-view!
04:26What's that?
04:27You have to look through the hole in the fence!
04:29You have to look through the hole in the fence!
04:30You have to look through the hole in the fence!
04:33Give me money!
04:34Give me money!
04:35Give me money!
04:36Give me money!
04:37Oh, King!
04:38I'm fighting!
04:39Thank you!
04:40Yeah!
04:41Wait a minute!
04:42Wait a minute!
04:43Wait a minute!
04:44I-I-I-I don't wanna be fighting him no more!
04:47Okay, I don't either!
04:49King also became a great motivator.
04:52Okay, hit my hand!
04:54Harder!
04:55That's my hand!
04:57Thank you!
04:58Thank you!
04:59Thank you!
05:00Thank you!
05:01Thank you!
05:02And the winner!
05:04Woo!
05:05Woo!
05:06Woo!
05:07Stick with me, Leon Spinks!
05:09You'll go all the way!
05:11Jerry Cooney, stick to fighting white guy!
05:14Woo!
05:15Hey, hey, hey, Miss Lady Girl!
05:19May I walk-walk you home?
05:21Uh-uh!
05:22Why not?
05:23I just wanted to fight!
05:25But he got all the money!
05:28And a vocabulary!
05:34I got a little present for you, young Miss Givens!
05:38Aw, thank you!
05:41A man of vision, a man of integrity, a man with a decent haircut.
05:46He was none of these things, but he got all the money!
05:51Only in America!
05:53Only in America!
05:55This has been Great American Profiles!
06:01Now, wait a minute, y'all!
06:02This ain't show just for anybody!
06:03We got some funky-fetch meat-lock happening!
06:04All you sexy-fly chefs!
06:05Come on, let's cook!
06:06Ah!
06:07Cook it!
06:08Ah!
06:09Cook it!
06:10Ah!
06:11Cook it!
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06:42I wish you would, now squish it.
06:44Squish it.
06:46Squish it real good.
06:48Ain't complete.
06:49We know that that is our intention.
06:51But we would be remit if we neglected to mention it.
06:55At the record of hands, we have yetly been
06:59into the state of the mother continent.
07:02So heat it.
07:04Heat it.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Heat it.
07:09Heat it real good.
07:10We hope you have enjoyed our simple recipe.
07:13Tune in again at a time.
07:15And you will surely see.
07:17A couple catches in the shape of a cool mother's feet.
07:21Peace, y'all.
07:31Hey, man.
07:32Me home.
07:35And now it's time for another episode of Hey, Man,
07:38with the hardest working West Indian family, the Hantleys.
07:44Oh.
07:45Hey, now, man.
07:46How many times I got to tell you not to put your uniforms
07:48on my good sofa?
07:49Don't yell at me, woman.
07:51I drop me uniform wherever I want.
07:53I work 15 jobs.
07:55I don't have time for your foolishness.
07:56When I come home, I'm tired, damn it.
07:57Listen, you think you're the only one work hard?
08:01I got nine jobs myself, you know.
08:03Plus, yes, I have to do all the cooking and the cleaning
08:05and the washing round here, not to mention the welding.
08:09Well, combined, that's only 12 jobs, lazy woman.
08:14What do you think it is at all?
08:16Hey, man.
08:17Hey.
08:18Hey, man.
08:19Hey.
08:20Hey.
08:21Hey.
08:22Speaking of lazy, hinter-laceless,
08:23Eddie and every who lived,
08:25young Billy Vanilli Rasta boy.
08:30Aren't you supposed to be working at the hotel now?
08:32No, because I just got fired from there.
08:35What happened?
08:36How you got fired?
08:37I don't carry no Yankee man's bag.
08:39Plus, me have four perfectly good jobs left.
08:42Full job.
08:43Let me tell you something, young Rasta boy.
08:46When I was your age, I was a maintenance man.
08:48A carpenter, a cab driver, a cook, a hospital orderly,
08:52a security guard, a tour guard, a fish cleaner,
08:54and a Amway distributor all in the same day.
09:00I didn't even have time to almost make you, boy.
09:03But, Pop, me in ten bands now.
09:07Me don't have even a little bit of time for myself now.
09:10Ten band and full job?
09:13That's 14 tings.
09:16That's not as bad as I taught, boy.
09:18Come here, you chip off the old banana boat.
09:20Me proud of you, boy.
09:23You hear that, you lazy layabouts?
09:25My boy got 14 jobs.
09:28Hey, man.
09:29Hey, man.
09:30Well, well, well.
09:32It's a table napkin turned table cloth.
09:37What you doing home right now?
09:38Daddy, leave me alone.
09:40I have a date with my new boyfriend.
09:42Really now?
09:43Tell us about this new fella.
09:45Well, him name is Danny.
09:47Him American, him very funny,
09:49and I think I love he.
09:53And what else?
09:54What do Daddy want to hear?
09:56Well, him very successful, you know.
09:58No, he make over $100,000, yeah?
10:01Mama gonna be rich.
10:03$100,000?
10:04How many jobs he got to make $100,000?
10:07Only one.
10:08He's a doctor.
10:10One job!
10:12One job!
10:13I hear it.
10:14That's all you ever talk about.
10:16Work, work, work.
10:17What about love?
10:18Look at the two of you.
10:19You're tired and you're bogged out all the time.
10:22Why don't you go and take a vacation?
10:24Oh!
10:25Me on vacation now from 13 jobs.
10:28But, Papa, how can I think about working when I am in love?
10:32It's just like when you and Mama just met, remember?
10:34I never love your mother.
10:36I marry your mother because she had six jobs.
10:41What happened to that nice Korean boy you was dating?
10:46He had 100 jobs.
10:48Him dead now.
10:49Him dropped dead on a job interview.
10:51Man, that means 100 job opening.
10:56100 job opening?
10:57Someone get my newspaper.
10:59Don't sign that.
11:00I don't know why I tell you stupid people anything.
11:03I'm in love and that's the most important thing.
11:05You should have to be on my side.
11:06Hey, Emily, shut up in there.
11:08It's not joy.
11:09Yeah, shut the hell up in there.
11:11I'm calling the reason.
11:13Hey, man.
11:14Don't nobody tell you to go freehand.
11:16They'd be quite the new one house.
11:18If I didn't have to go to work, if I had a time,
11:20I couldn't whoop your ass right now.
11:24Oh, no.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:26Look at the time.
11:27Oh, hey, man.
11:28You gotta go to work.
11:29Hey, man.
11:30Hey, man.
11:31Hey, man.
11:32You can't tell if they're happy or mad.
11:33They're just working.
11:34Ready in the intro.
11:35Cue up the searchlight.
11:36Promise to the center stage.
11:37I grab the first mic.
11:38Projecting the voice with this mic and I'm cuffing.
11:40You ain't my knuckle, suck, I'm snuffing.
11:41In the word of the third stands true...
11:42Ready in the intro, cue up the searchlight, promise to the center stage, I grab the verse,
12:00Mike.
12:01Projecting the voice with this mic and I'm cuffing, you ain't my knuckle, suck I'm snuffing,
12:04and a word of the third stands true, so no...
12:14Hello, I'm Ted Turner, and welcome to Ted Turner's Colorized Classics.
12:21Now, the colorization of these films may not agree with some people's artistic sensibilities,
12:29but they're mine, and I can do anything I want with them.
12:34Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
12:37Now, I just found a way to add even more color, as you'll see in tonight's film, Casablanca.
13:04Of all the jive joints in the world, she had to bring a big butt into mine.
13:12I really loved her, you know?
13:15And why not?
13:16She's the only woman I ever met that looked as good as me.
13:21He's looking at you, my darling.
13:24Yo, Stevie, play it again.
13:27You must remember this.
13:28A kiss is just a kiss.
13:29A sigh is just a sigh.
13:30Yeah, yeah, baby.
13:31The fundamental, fundamental things apply as time goes.
13:32No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:33And the time goes.
13:37All right, all right, yeah, baby.
13:41The fundamental, fundamental things apply
13:44as time goes.
13:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:48As time goes.
13:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:51That's all the time we have tonight.
14:08Join us next time for Citizen Kane starring Jimmy Walker.
14:13I think you'll agree.
14:16It's Dino-mite.
14:18I'm lucky enough to be Ted Turner.
14:20Good night.
14:31Look here, man.
14:31The Mercedes has to be back by midnight.
14:33So what are we going to do?
14:34I don't know, man.
14:35I passed out all the fake business cards.
14:37We'll see what happens, man.
14:39We'll see what happens.
14:40But yo, man, I ain't taking a friend.
14:42Well, that's the way it's got to be.
14:43You know I'm the one who always makes the first move,
14:45so you get stuck with the leftovers.
14:46Not this time, man.
14:48Why not?
14:48Yo, that girl ugly, man.
14:50That's the best kind.
14:54What?
14:55I said, the ugly one's the best kind, man.
14:56They don't ask for much.
14:58All you need is teeth and hair.
14:59That's all they want.
15:02That's right.
15:02And if they leave you, you ain't pressed.
15:04You ain't thinking nothing about them.
15:05You know?
15:05That's right.
15:06You say, pretty girl, see, they want all your money.
15:08That's right.
15:09Just like them boys say.
15:10Never trust a big butt when they smile.
15:12That's right.
15:12That's right.
15:13I'm telling you, you're pointing.
15:16What you know?
15:18What do you know about women, man?
15:20Shoot, I've been married seven times, son.
15:22Let me tell you.
15:23That's right.
15:23All of them ugly.
15:25That's right.
15:25One of them so ugly, I took her down to Wax Museum of Horror.
15:28Man said, please don't let her move.
15:29We create your inventory.
15:30Hey, old man, you know a nice place around here where we can get something to eat?
15:37Your daddy's old.
15:38Better watch it now.
15:39Sorry.
15:40I mean, sir.
15:42Where can we find a nice place to eat around here?
15:44Well, you know, that depends on what you need to move for.
15:46Now, if you want Chinese food, I guess the best place you go is down to Chin Wang's on the corner of Jefferson Central.
15:52Pretty good Chinese food, but I don't trust them, you know?
15:55They open 24 hours, man.
15:56Never take out no garbage.
15:58You know?
15:58Why somewhere is going to be open 24 hours and never take out no garbage?
16:02Something ain't right.
16:04All right, man, we take the freaks to get some Chinese food, man.
16:07That ain't the move.
16:08It's bad.
16:09Don't take your girl on the first date to get Chinese food, man.
16:12That MSG will give her gas.
16:15What about some chicken?
16:16Oh, suck.
16:17You said the magic word now.
16:18You talking about the yard burn, huh?
16:19Oh, I know about chicken.
16:21Right.
16:21I know about some chicken.
16:23That's right.
16:24Mm-hmm.
16:25You can't get no chicken this time of night, though.
16:27Watch out for the door, son.
16:28Why?
16:28Look, you better move right about now.
16:30What?
16:35Happens every time they put a millivanilla.
16:39Take it easy, buddy.
16:40I'll be your buddy when you put something in the can, son.
16:45Hey, buddy, how you doing?
16:47Hey.
16:48Tell your friend I said go to hell.
16:50Go to hell.
16:50Go to hell.
16:51Go to hell.
16:52Go to hell.
16:53Go to hell.
16:53Go to hell.
16:54Go to hell.
16:54Go to hell.
16:55Go to hell.
16:56Go to hell.
16:56Go to hell.
16:57Go to hell.
17:04Hey.
17:09Hey.
17:10They come from miles around to check out the sound.
17:13Watch the walls come tumbling down.
17:15Getting plays, the perfect team.
17:17Now it's time to let off some steam.
17:19Don't be fast for now.
17:20Don't be shy.
17:20Don't be shy.
17:21This ain't no time for you to wonder why.
17:23You're not on the floor with someone else.
17:25Don't blame us, blame yourself.
17:27You put a little badge on.
17:29Like this job, like that job.
17:32Feel the groove.
17:33I feel it, I feel it now.
17:37And now, Public Access Television presents Men on Books.
17:41Hello, I'm Blaine Edwards.
17:52And I'm Antoine Merriweather.
17:54And welcome to Men on Books.
17:56The show that looks at great literature from the past and present.
17:59From a male point of view.
18:02Tonight we have a new sponsor.
18:04Yes, and I'm tickled pink.
18:11This show is brought to you by Wayne.
18:18Don't they make computers?
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:23Our first classic is a book called Robinson Crusoe.
18:28It's all about a story of a white man
18:30who suddenly finds himself stranded on a desert island
18:33and how he forms a beautiful friendship
18:36with a virile yet submissive black man.
18:39The author is Daniel Defoe.
18:43Now, if he's anything like that cute little Willem Defoe,
18:46I'll be his Friday, Saturday answer.
18:52Yeah, yeah.
18:56Our next book is Little Women.
19:00Hated it.
19:05Then, of course, there's Little Men.
19:08Hated it.
19:09Then we have Roughing It.
19:15It's a happy tale.
19:18Yes, this is a story about men romping through the wilderness
19:22at a time when our country was still open to exploration.
19:28It was written by Samuel Longhorn Clemens,
19:31known to most people as Mark Twain.
19:34You know, if I ever had a son, I'd love to name him Longhorn.
19:38If you ever have a son, if you ever have a son, I'd grow all my hair back.
19:42Oh, you're going to make me read you on public access.
19:48Oh, don't get mad.
19:53Look, I know who I am.
19:55Do you?
19:56Come on, show me them little pearlies.
20:06Now, that's the twine I know.
20:11Now, we're coming to the last book, which is truly my personal favorite.
20:17This one's called Moby Dick.
20:23Open the portholes, there's a man overboard.
20:30I get goose-piply just thinking about that big Mr. Moby.
20:34Uh, red light, uh, excuse me, Mr. Moby is a whale.
20:41I bet he is.
20:45This book gets the yet unheard of Zoro snap.
20:49In Z-formation.
20:50You know, I really got wrapped up in this story.
21:07A man out on the open sea, danger lurking around every corner.
21:12And them all snuggled up in them tiny little cabins.
21:15Just made me want to hoist my sail and shove off with them.
21:18Me, too.
21:19I pay top dollar just to be a stowaway in that store.
21:23Oh, ditto.
21:24Well, that's our show for tonight.
21:26Yes, join us next time when we'll be reviewing some of Dickens.
21:31Yes, we'll be talking about the classic A Tale of Two Cities.
21:35I hope one of them is San Francisco.
21:37Me, too.
21:38Bye-bye.
21:38Bye-bye.
21:48Well, once again, I want to thank you for joining us.
22:02And Milo, tell them what to do.
22:05Who dance?
22:06All right.
22:08I'll see you all next week.
22:09All right.
22:10Peace.
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