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02:00How you doing?
02:01Good.
02:02I'm Kenan Ivan Waynes.
02:04This is In Living Color.
02:05This is our last show of our first season, so we made it through the first one.
02:09We want to thank y'all for all the support you gave us, and we'll be back next time.
02:16I got to say hello to the guys from Orange Drive.
02:23Yeah!
02:24Give them a hand.
02:25Give it up for them.
02:26America, you have no idea who the guys from Orange Drive are, but they're a group of like
02:34obnoxious little kids that kept banging on my door, bugging me for tickets, so I hooked
02:41them up.
02:42We're going to have fun tonight.
02:43This is our last one, and we're going to try to go out with a bang.
02:46But before we do that, say hello to SW1, my DJ.
02:53And to the Fly Girls, who promise they won't wear any of these outfits next year.
03:00Come over here, Carrie Ann, Deidre, Lisa, Michelle.
03:05Sit for a minute, we'll be right back.
03:17One dollar, try and dunk the clown.
03:20Only one dollar, try your luck for just a buck.
03:23Try your luck.
03:25One dollar, dunk the clown.
03:27One dollar.
03:28One dollar.
03:29Try again.
03:30One dollar.
03:31One dollar.
03:32Try again.
03:33One dollar.
03:34Wait a minute, I just hit the target.
03:37Why didn't you fall in?
03:39Oh, fall in, huh?
03:42And drink up all this water and suffocate, huh?
03:45Float on my back like a dead man.
03:47That'd be pretty funny, huh?
03:48Yeah.
03:49I don't think so.
03:51Homie don't play that.
03:54Homie's one-stop carnival.
03:57Step right up.
03:58Step right up, ladies and gentlemen.
04:00Step right up.
04:01Homie.
04:02Are you a real clown?
04:03No, I'm your daddy.
04:04That's the clown.
04:07Now, what can I do for you, little girl?
04:09Can you make me a balloon animal?
04:11Sure.
04:12How about a little doggy?
04:14Yeah.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Homie once had a little doggy just like this.
04:19His name was Palomine.
04:21Pet him.
04:23Palomine.
04:24P-A-L-O-Mine.
04:27Used to love to play fetch the stick.
04:29Yeah, until one day a cop car came by and ran over his back legs.
04:34He ain't no Palomine no more.
04:38There you go.
04:39You're a stupid clown.
04:40Yeah?
04:41One-stop carnival.
04:45One-stop carnival.
04:46One-stop carnival.
04:47Step right up.
04:48Step right up.
04:49Hey, clown.
04:51Can you give us my wife's weight?
04:53Sure.
04:54One dollar.
05:00Kay, she's about, I'd say, one fat bitch.
05:06Yeah.
05:07Pretty good.
05:08Homie's one-stop carnival.
05:09Step right up.
05:10Hey, homie.
05:11Yeah.
05:12What's this?
05:13That's the homie's world twirl.
05:14Want a ride?
05:15Yeah.
05:16One dollar.
05:17Have a seat.
05:18All right.
05:19Round and round you go.
05:21Round and round you go.
05:27Where'd you stop?
05:28Homie, homie knows.
05:30Round and round, I spin your dumb ass.
05:33Round and round you go, round and round you go, where you stop, homie homie knows, round and round I spin your dumb ass, you better hang up tight, cause you might not land, you said you want to go faster, round and round you still must go, to pay for your sin you can't pull me down so long.
05:59So how do you feel about yourself now?
06:01I feel dizzy and nauseous homie, good that's the same way I felt after eight years in prison, puppet time, puppet time, gather round, pay careful attention ladies and gentlemen, cause this puppet show has a certain message to it, I want you to meet Mr. Establishment, say hello to the nice people, hello nice people.
06:31Now, tell the nice people how you've tried to keep homie down.
06:37Well, I've structured society in such a way that men like homie face nearly impossible odds of ever achieving any sort of educational opportunity, therefore they're unable to obtain gainful employment, thus forcing them to turn to an alternate source of income.
06:52Sooner or later they just end up in jail, just like homie.
06:55That's right, now let's show them how homie gets back at Mr. Establishment, shall we?
07:04Sure.
07:04Very good, so what have we learned if nothing else?
07:16Homie, don't play that.
07:21Very good, now take your bow.
07:25The end, one dollar.
07:27Uh, me and my wife, we've been having some, uh, sexual problems.
07:42I guess it's cause I have been under a lot of stress and maybe I do harbor some misplaced anger, but, you know, I think most guys do go through this, am I right fellas?
07:52This ain't the Oprah Winfrey show?
08:00Excuse me.
08:01Hey, so they finally rented that place, huh? Been about two years. Sure hope that slumlord changed the carpet. It was so stink over there I could taste it over here.
08:26Mm-hmm. Oh, by the way, I love what you did with those little milk crates? That little table you made? What's that, Art Deco?
08:35Yeah, girl, look at me rattling on and on like you know who I am. Hi, girl, I'm Benita Bertrell. I've been here all my life. I know everybody in this neighborhood. Mm-hmm.
08:45Yeah, girl, there's some fine people in this neighborhood. There's a lot of trash too, but I ain't one to gossip.
08:53Hey, there goes Mavis and her kids. Mavis! Hey, I see you got the whole gang out there today, huh?
09:02Them kids look like a pack of rag buckets. Got to wrap them up in newspaper to take them to Sunday school.
09:10Mm-mm-mm. You see that little one down there? That little one? No, uh, the one down there with the snot in his nose. Mm-hmm. That's my little godson, Chucky.
09:17Hey, Chucky. Hey, Chucky. Hey, Chuckster. Hey, Chucky, what can you do there? You gonna give your godmother a kiss? Mwah!
09:28That's a little crack addict in the making now. Honey, I'm telling you, all them kids do is bad. Give me, loan me, can you spare?
09:37Every time you turn around and neither one of them would ever say, here dog, here's a bone.
09:40Now, the mama, every time I open my door, she's hanging out there with a cup. She needs some flour. She needs some bread. She needs some eggs.
09:47She needs to take her ass to the supermarket. That's what she needs.
09:51Girl, I just don't understand people like that. See, cause I'm trying to better myself. That's right. I'm enrolled in the Robert Fionn School of Beauty and the H-Truck Driving School.
10:02So I'm gonna have something, you see.
10:04Hey! There go my homegirl, Gretchen. Hey, Gretchen! Hey, girl! I'm scared of you. You look good. Love what you did with your hair.
10:16Shake it, but don't break it. But if you do, save chocolate piece. Ha!
10:23That fool went and spent the baby's diaper money to get her weave tightened.
10:27Girl, the baby was hollering like a banshee all night. I'm telling you, I'm glad I ain't got to worry about that.
10:35Cause I got me some Cherokee on my momma's side. She said, hey, ain't no luxury item in my family.
10:40Matter of fact, when I was a girl, my hair was long and straight and black and thick. You used to call me Pocahontas.
10:47Then one day I was heating up some ham hocks in my ponytail coat on fire.
10:56Just don't understand. Huh?
10:58Oh, oh, oh, him! That's Mr. Washington down there. Yeah, he's like a father to me.
11:03Hey, Daddy Washington! It's me, your little Fuzzy Wuzzy!
11:07You're looking mighty spry today. Got some spring in your step. Mm-hmm.
11:14Yeah, you'd have some spring in your step, too, if you were sleeping with the preacher's 22-year-old daughter.
11:19Yeah, poor Mrs. Washington, she don't know what to do with herself.
11:22All she do is sit around eating the government cheese and passing gas all day.
11:26Girl's stomach done blown up so big, look like she got food poisoning or something.
11:30Mm-mm, it's a trip. But I ain't one to gossip, so if anyone asks her, you ain't heard it from me.
11:34No, you haven't. Oh, oh, you got it. Look, there goes Miss Jenkins right there.
11:39Mm-hmm, that's good old Mrs. Jenkins, honey. I dare somebody say something bad about Miss Jenkins.
11:44Don't nobody better say nothing bad about Miss Jenkins, because I'll go crazy. That's when I'll lose it.
11:49Miss Jenkins is a sterling example of a human being. Mm-mm-mm-mm.
11:55Hey, Miss Jenkins! She is something else, honey.
11:59Just don't let her take her shoes off in your apartment. Feet smell like a dill pickle.
12:04Yeah, there's some nice people in this neighborhood. There's some fine folks. You're gonna like it just fine.
12:09You just do me a favor. You stay away from nosy gossiping hens, and you'll be okay.
12:13All right, I got to go now. Home Shopping Club's coming on. See you later.
12:16See you later.
12:17Come on.
12:18Hello, baby.
12:19We'll see you later.
12:20Go ahead, baby.
12:21The jingling, baby.
12:22Go ahead, baby.
12:23The jingling, baby.
12:24Go ahead, baby.
12:25The jingling, baby.
12:26Go ahead, baby.
12:27The jingling, baby.
12:28Go ahead, baby.
12:29The jingling, baby.
12:30Go ahead, baby.
12:31When you first walked in, I didn't know what to think.
12:33Cause you grab the microphone like your booty don't stink.
12:35And tried to run down that, I can't get over that job that you were saying.
12:38You loved him in Police Academy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.
12:58Now you can see him live on stage in a special evening of performance
13:02entitled Michael Winslow, A One-Man Show.
13:38David Anson of Newsweek magazine calls it spellbinding.
13:55Clive Barnes of the New York Post says,
13:58Winslow makes us listen ultimately to ourselves,
14:00and what we hear is quite ugly.
14:02Don't miss Michael Winslow, this June at the Winter Garden Theatre.
14:26The experience is sound-sational.
14:35This month on HBO, she's loud, she's ugly, she wears an overcoat, and she's a screaming success.
14:46She's Samantha Kinison.
14:50Yeah, it's great to be here tonight.
14:54Guess you can tell it's my anniversary.
14:57That's right.
14:58I've been married for five years.
15:01To a f***ing man!
15:04I try not to be bitter about it, though.
15:09I guess I just pictured marriage as being somewhat different, you know?
15:13I guess I just pictured something other than some lazy slob laying around reading Playboys and drinking Black Label.
15:19Morning, honey!
15:20Sure wish I could stick around waiting on you having foot and f*** your d*** all day,
15:23but one of us has got to earn a living!
15:25I tell you,
15:34maybe next time I'll consider marrying a little higher up on the food chain like maybe an amoeba or something.
15:44I'm not bitter, though.
15:47I don't love f***ing man.
15:48I have always loved f***ing man.
15:51I'll never forget the first time I fell in love.
15:53I was about 18 years old, you know.
15:58I'll never forget it.
16:01I was just waiting for the right man to come and sweep me right off my feet.
16:04Just sweep me off my feet,
16:06not use me like a f*** right at Disney World!
16:13But I still remember the first one.
16:15That's right.
16:16Wrote a little song about him.
16:17He looks something like you, sir, Mr. Smooth down there in the front row.
16:20How you doing?
16:21I bet you've been in love, sir.
16:22I bet you've taken some young lady under your arm, sir.
16:25I bet you told her that you loved her and she believed you.
16:27Well, I'd like to sing a song to you right now that I wrote for my honey lame,
16:30and it goes something like this.
16:32You f***ing bastard!
16:33You broke my heart!
16:35You said you love me, you lying son of a bitch!
16:38You lame ass!
16:40I never felt your f***!
16:41I never felt your f***!
16:42You laugh, you gasp, you're born in hell!
16:51Samantha Kenison, this month on HBO.
16:54Raw!
17:02You said you love me, you said you love me.
17:03I doubt 911 a long time ago, but don't you see how late they react?
17:07They only come and they come when they wanna
17:09So get the motor truck and then bomb the corner
17:12They don't care cause they stay paid anyway
17:14They treat you like an ace that can't beat the train
17:16I know you stumble with no use people
17:18If your life is on the line, then you're dead today
17:21Get up and get, get, get down
17:238-9-1-1, where's the base crown?
17:33And now it's time for another visit with
17:36The Buttman
17:46Yeah?
17:47Honey, are you home?
17:49Hi, dear
17:50I'm just finishing up in the kitchen
17:52How was your day?
17:54Oh, terrible
17:56I've got a splitting headache
18:02I just feel like my head's about to crack wide open
18:06Oh, that's awful
18:10Here
18:11Oh, thanks, hon
18:12Let me massage your temples
18:14Oh
18:16Is there anything in particular that bothered you today?
18:19Oh, I don't know
18:20It's just that ever since I started losing my hair
18:23Seems like the guys around the loading dock are laughing behind my back
18:28Oh, and besides that
18:29I split this pair of pants today bending down to pick up a crate
18:33You look at that
18:34Oh, that's awful
18:35Well, it must be a faulty pair
18:37Now, we should complain to the manufacturers
18:39You're darn right
18:40Is there a label in there?
18:41Well, let's see
18:42I usually keep one around the, uh...
18:52Oh, what the hell
18:53Another 20 bucks down the hole
18:59How was your day?
19:00You know, the oddest thing happened
19:02Remember that time we took the kids on the rollercoaster ride
19:04And we couldn't figure out what that whistling sound was?
19:08Yeah, it sounded like a hillbilly jug band or something
19:11Well, on the way to school today
19:13Jimmy stuck his head out the window
19:15And I heard it again
19:17Weird
19:20Must be the kids
19:21Must have forgot the keys again
19:23Oh, how's my little buddies?
19:30It's cold out there
19:31Talk about freezing your face off
19:33Good morning
19:34Hi, Daddy
19:35Hi, Muffins
19:37I bought the mail-in
19:38Oh, thank you
19:41How was school today?
19:42Oh, it was fine
19:43Except Jimmy got in trouble
19:44Cause he kept giving Miss Jenkins raspberries
19:46Did not!
19:47You did too
19:48Not!
19:49You did too
19:51Stop that, stop that
19:53I have none at my house
19:55And you know, young man
19:56What's that's on the back of your head?
19:57What?
19:58What, Dad?
19:59This!
20:00Oh, they did it again?
20:02Planet Uranus
20:05What's that mean?
20:07I don't know, son
20:08Probably just some more of that asinine humor
20:10Look, you're gonna have to learn just to turn the other cheek
20:16Daddy
20:18Yes, Pumpkin
20:19Can I get some, um, hair extensions?
20:21Oh, Pumpkin
20:22You need that like you need another hole in your head
20:26Daddy, but the boys seem to like them
20:28Well, those boys are just packing your head full of nonsense
20:33I'll get it
20:39Mrs. Buttman?
20:40Gas
20:41Gas?
20:42Gas man
20:43You don't call gas man
20:47Smells like foot and ass in this one
20:57There's been a report of a gas leak in the neighborhood
21:00And, uh, judging from the smell of things
21:01I think it's coming from this house right here
21:03I don't smell anything, do you smell anything?
21:06No, Mom
21:08Not at all
21:10You might wanna check McDonough at the Dickens house
21:13Thanks a lot, Mr. Buttman
21:15Yeah, man, if y'all ain't gonna lie to match
21:18Invest in some incense
21:19Everybody, come here, you gotta see this
21:26What?
21:27Oh, just come on, you'll see
21:31Oh
21:33Wow
21:34The full moon
21:37You know, sometimes I think the moon was made just for us
21:41Mm-hmm
21:42Ooh
21:43Join us again next week for more Ask Back with Andrews with The Buttman
21:45Yeah
21:46Thank you
21:59We had a lot of fun this season with everybody
22:00Have a fun and safe summer
22:01We'll see you in the fall
22:02Later
22:03Later
22:04With Jim
22:05He's a ghost
22:06He's a ghost
22:07He's a ghost
22:09He's a ghost
22:11ierte
22:16There's Steve
22:18Very Mystic
22:20yah screen
22:21Play
22:23With barn
22:24Florese
22:26The
22:27Thоф
22:31Or
22:32Da
22:33Honey
22:34Do what you want to do
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