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00:00You can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color, you can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color, you can walk all the moon float like a balloon, you see it's never too late and it's never too soon, take it from me it's aight to be in living color,
00:29and how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete, and all mankind danced to the exact beat, and at night it was safe to walk down the street, in living color, you can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color, you can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color, everybody is equally kind, in living color,
00:57what's mine is yours or what's yours is mine, in living color, and how would you feel knowing everybody was different, from thin to thick and through thick and thin, an egotistical trip was put to an end, in living color, you can tell what you want to do, in living color, in living color, you can walk all the moon float like a balloon, you see it's never too late and it's never too soon,
01:27feel knowing prejudice was obsolete, and all mankind danced to the exact beat, and at night it was safe to walk down the street, in living color, you can do what you want to do, in living color.
01:39Ladies and gentlemen, Kenan Ivory Waynes.
01:57Good evening. Welcome to A Living Color.
01:59I'm Kenan Ivory Waynes.
02:05We got a great show for you tonight.
02:07As usual, you know I like to start the show
02:08by introducing my fly girls.
02:10Starting over here with Michelle, Carrie, Carrie-Anne,
02:13Lisa, and Deidre.
02:15Yeah, give it up.
02:20And to my DJ, SW of...
02:23Who are you, man?
02:27Barry. Yo, Sean said it was cool.
02:31Sean.
02:34Yo, Ken, he's stupid.
02:36Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.
02:37Hey, what's up with DJ Extra Large here?
02:41He's stupid, man.
02:42Yo, he gave us Laker tickets
02:44if he said he could DJ for the show.
02:46So we going to the Laker game tonight.
02:48We'll be back in a minute.
02:50Let me talk to you.
02:51This summer, Touch Tone Pictures is proud to present the sequel all America's been waiting for.
03:08Three Champs and a Baby.
03:10Yeah, hello.
03:14Is this Buster Douglas?
03:19Yeah, well, don't worry about who it is.
03:23Yeah, it's a unanimous caller.
03:25Yeah, look, I'm just a fan who's a little concerned about your career right now.
03:32Yeah, I saw the fight you had with Mike Tyson.
03:34You beat him footy bad.
03:36You know, I think you should fight him again.
03:38Yeah, like tomorrow.
03:41What?
03:41All right, so it's me.
03:45Yeah, so what?
03:46Well, how'd you know I disguised my voice?
03:50Well, come on, Buster.
03:51You're going to fight me or what?
03:53Oh, please?
03:55Come on, it's not going too good with the broads, man.
03:59Well, just loan me the belt for the weekend.
04:02Wait, wait, fine.
04:04I'm giving Robin's mother your number.
04:05Oh, quiet.
04:08I could still whoop the boat for you.
04:10Because I'm the greatest of all times.
04:14Float like a butterfly.
04:16Stank like a tree.
04:17No.
04:18Yeah, no, that ain't it.
04:20Float like a...
04:21Muhammad, I believe it's float like a butterfly.
04:27Stank like a bee.
04:29Oh, yeah.
04:30Yeah, thanks, sugar.
04:32That's right.
04:33Float like a butterfly.
04:34Stank like a bee.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Oh, round eight.
04:39Roap-a-doop.
04:41Boom.
04:44Pretty funny, aren't we?
04:48I'll hit the door.
04:50Round over.
04:52Oh, wow.
04:55It's a baby.
04:57Who ordered the baby?
05:00Did it come with pepperoni?
05:02Wait a minute.
05:07Whose baby is this?
05:10Well, he's about your size, sugar.
05:12Yeah, but it talks like you.
05:14And it makes faces like Ali.
05:17Well, there's a note.
05:18Let's read it.
05:19Let's read this note, sir.
05:20Oh, shit.
05:21I don't know, you.
05:26I can't read it.
05:29Yeah.
05:29Uh, dear champ,
05:32remember your New Year's Eve party?
05:34Well, here's your baby.
05:37Well, as you can see,
05:38it's a champ.
05:40That can be any one of us.
05:41We're all at the party, you know.
05:42Well, it's, it's signed Judy.
05:47Oh.
05:47Oh, Judy.
05:51Yeah.
05:51Maybe we should take turns with the baby, too.
05:53Yeah.
05:56Uh-oh, I think he's hungry.
05:58What are we gonna do with the baby?
05:59I think we can get him a bottle.
06:00Get him a bottle.
06:01Something for the baby.
06:02Well, all right, little baby.
06:05Now, just swish it around in your mouth
06:06and spit it out, all right?
06:08Once you get cramped.
06:10Yeah, all right.
06:11All right, champ, come on.
06:12Swish it around, swish, now spit.
06:14There you go.
06:16There you go.
06:20All right, still cramped.
06:22Maybe we should change his type or something.
06:25Just travel.
06:26Oh, wow.
06:28Looks like the little fella
06:29had a pretty bad accident.
06:32No, Michael.
06:33It's a girl.
06:34Oh, oh.
06:38Oh, that's good.
06:39I'll handle this.
06:41Come on, little girl.
06:42It's the sugar.
06:43Look close now.
06:45In all your life,
06:45you never lay your eyes on a more beautiful man.
06:53Oh, wait, wait.
06:56We gotta finish this.
06:57Wait.
06:58Um, get some powder.
07:00I hear babies can get rashes.
07:01Oh, did you say something about roaches?
07:04I don't want this baby living with roaches.
07:07Hi.
07:08It's me, Muhammad Ali.
07:11Zeke hard roach spray,
07:12the most powerful spray in the world.
07:15I said rashes, not roaches, Ali.
07:21Oh, come on, guys.
07:22Do something.
07:23She's crying.
07:23What would she do?
07:24And do that impression you do of Tommy Hearns.
07:27Okay, baby.
07:28This is an impression of Tommy Hearns
07:30in the last round of her first fight.
07:32I don't like that.
07:39She liked it.
07:40Looks like she likes it.
07:41All right, all right.
07:42Let's sing it to sleep, all right?
07:43Ready?
07:44Ready?
07:44Hit it, guys.
07:45Good night, boo.
07:49Three chants and a baby.
07:53This time, the unanimous decision is comedy.
07:57Greetings.
08:17I'm Margaret Linsford-Hall,
08:20and this is my interpreter, Mr. Mobutu.
08:23President Bush has seen fit
08:34to appoint me ambassador to your little nation
08:37rather than sending me to Mallorca,
08:39as I had expected.
08:43I didn't know what to expect
08:49based on the briefing I received in Washington,
08:52but I find your little country
08:54really rather quaint
08:55in a third-world sort of way.
09:10We have much to offer your country
09:14in terms of agricultural assistance
09:16and hunger relief.
09:18Impact.
09:18I'm very sorry that I don't speak your language,
09:28but Mr. Mobutu has been so kind
09:30as to teach me a phrase to close with.
09:32Um, uh,
09:33Donahiku Jumbaku Bear Booty
09:37Um, Bwee Bwee
09:39Uh, Bango Bango.
09:42May I get you something to drink while you wait?
10:01Uh, yeah.
10:02I'd like to unwind.
10:02Could you give me a Chevrolet?
10:05Blind date, monsieur?
10:06Yeah, how'd you know?
10:10When you're French,
10:11you can just tell.
10:16You know, it's getting hard
10:17to climb the corporate ladder being single.
10:19I think that finding the proper wife
10:21is important to one's professional image
10:22in the business world.
10:23Oui, oui.
10:25The dating service I'm with
10:26says this girl is one hell of a catch.
10:28Independent, strong, exciting, well-traveled.
10:32I'm really looking forward to meeting her.
10:45You must be Harvey.
10:49I'm Grace Jones.
10:52Hi.
10:53Harvey Bennett.
10:53Do you think I'm sexy?
10:55Uh, I said
10:57do you find me sexy?
11:00Yes,
11:01extremely I thought so
11:15may I get you something miss you I mean madame I'm in the mood for seafood
11:29ah well tonight's menu has sauteed oysters deep-fried shrimp and the special of
11:35the day she'll get a bit like it's not for two on the side I want alligator
11:48alligator we do not know how to cook and again I like it
11:59so up race what do you like to do with your spare time I like to chew glass I
12:12like to ride sharks and I'd like to bite the heads off a gummy bear
12:19one minute hobby
12:29stand back you weakling
12:34please would you like a piece of my tail Harvey
13:01I gotta be running I got a fax coming into the office it's about that time it's a
13:11real important fax we got some real estate about to begin wait until you see my
13:16shrunken head collection are they
13:23break to the rhythm
13:26Brooklyn
13:39Brooklyn.
13:41Real cool, cause Brooklyn's cool.
13:43Friday, June, the last day of school.
13:45Girls stepping to the mall to swing,
13:47setting up dollars for their summer fling.
13:49Cars on the avenue create gridlock,
13:51and there's girls like mad at the bus stop now waiting on the bus.
13:55But waiting on the cash flow, fellas are laughing,
13:57gas in the past whole week.
13:59We are looking for the Brooklyn.
14:01We are looking for the Brooklyn Queens.
14:03We are looking for the Brooklyn.
14:07Are you overweight?
14:08Have you tried dozens of diet and exercise programs
14:12only to fail miserably?
14:14Then give it up!
14:16It's time you accept yourself for who you are.
14:20We accept the real you
14:22at Hefty World Condominium Estates.
14:32Hefty World accepts you
14:34because it's a specially designed condominium community
14:36just for plump or husky people.
14:40The second you arrive,
14:42our 24-hour forklift service picks you up
14:44and whisks you home.
14:48Where condominium attendants roll you up
14:50the reinforced ramp to your extra-wide entrance.
14:54Need a shower?
14:56Those helpful Hefty World Attendants are there again to hose you down
15:00and scrub clean those hard-to-reach places.
15:04We know that no matter how little you eat,
15:06you'll still gain weight.
15:08So, we encourage you!
15:10Congratulations, Mr. Stevens!
15:12You just gained another 40 pounds!
15:14With your high-sugar diet,
15:16you'll have less and less energy,
15:18but you'll learn to depend on us
15:20to help you with your unique recreational needs.
15:22One, two...
15:24Also, because Mr. Stomach sometimes feels a little grumbly,
15:28Hefty World provides these emergency food stations
15:30every 50 feet along major streets.
15:32So, try out Hefty World.
15:42We know the longer you stay,
15:44the harder it will be for you to leave.
15:46Hefty World sets you free.
15:56Yo, yo, yo!
15:57What's up, all you bad boy bargain hunters?
15:59It's time for the homeboy used car sale.
16:03I wish this the Iceman.
16:04Chillin'.
16:05Yo, we got all type of cars for you to choose from.
16:08We got rows and rows of them.
16:10Batting next, Hefty Gibson.
16:14Yo, check out this lovey-dovey right here.
16:17Tell them what it got.
16:18Yo, it got everything.
16:19It got mag wheels on it.
16:21It got a Bose system in it.
16:23It got a CD player in it.
16:25Yo, yo, you can put all the honeys in this.
16:28You wanna keep it?
16:29Yeah.
16:30I'm sorry, customer.
16:31This was merely a display item.
16:32But don't you fret none,
16:33cause we got some other stuff over here.
16:35Check out this lovey-dovey tenderoni.
16:37Yo, it got a telephone in it.
16:38Yo, where?
16:39What?
16:40I'm going crazy.
16:41Don't do that.
16:42I'm going crazy.
16:43Don't do that.
16:44You know what that means.
16:45He's slashing prices in half.
16:47$49, yo.
16:48And if you act now, we're gonna throw in this little piece of garbage with the bird doodle on it for free.
17:02Yo, give him his number.
17:03Okay, hold up.
17:04The number is 555-3926.
17:08And remember, we're willing to work with you.
17:10That's right.
17:11No job, no problem.
17:12No credit, no problem.
17:13No money, no problem.
17:14We gotta deal on a strictly cash-type basis.
17:16I know what you're saying.
17:33I know what you're saying.
17:34Suppose I got a family.
17:35Check out this beauty down here.
17:36Talk about spaces.
17:38So whether it's a family alley or just sneaking a few friends across the border.
17:41Yo, this baby seats 60.
17:42We like to call it the Partridge Family Special.
17:45We'll even personalize it for you.
17:51Uh-oh.
17:52Yo, it's the bottom of the eighth.
17:54We almost out of here.
17:56But don't worry, if you don't catch us here,
17:58we're going to have another sale at the Forum
18:00during the Luther Vandross concert.
18:02And this is the homeboy saying, peace.
18:15I'm running from your wife, yikes.
18:17You should have stuck with home.
18:18Haunt your mind to blow your dome.
18:20It was you that chose you to.
18:22You built a maze you can't get through.
18:24I tried to help you all I can.
18:26Now I can't do nothing for you, man.
18:28Making nothing wrong instead of right.
18:30Trying to beat that burglar through the night.
18:32Cops told your girl her name was Cheryl.
18:34About a rooftop prime to steal a pro.
18:36Oozy down the bullets in the gun.
18:38The judge microwaved them, served the gun.
18:40The lawyers tried to help them all the can,
18:42but they couldn't do nothing.
18:45Chrissy!
18:47Huh!
18:49What are you doing?
18:50I'm sitting and waiting and being quiet.
18:52And now it's time for black world!
19:09Yeah!
19:09And in black world, all of black people have the money.
19:15And your mother doesn't have to stay up in the theater
19:20and clean up late at night while you have to sit
19:22and wait and be quiet and then you're sleepy.
19:25And then when you go to school,
19:27there's no rats in the corner and no mice either.
19:31And the books are brand new and they have pictures
19:33of black people and oh, oh, and all your dolls are black.
19:37And not no black barbie either, but a real black doll
19:40with black people hair and a black nose.
19:43And her name is, um, and her name is Lawana.
19:47And, and, oh, oh, and when you go to the store,
19:51um, the white people don't follow you around
19:53and ask you if you have some money.
19:55Like, they know you don't have any money
19:56cause your mother didn't give you any money
19:58cause she not have any money.
20:00Cause, and then, cause they, cause they not there anyway.
20:03Cause, cause the black people own the store
20:05and they are nice to you.
20:06And the white people, they, I don't know where they are.
20:10They, they, they must be, um, back in white world.
20:15But, um, oh, oh, and, and, and, and black world,
20:20the president is the boys.
20:24Yeah!
20:25Yeah, and, no, no.
20:27And, um, and Jesse, no, okay.
20:30So Jesse Jackson is the king.
20:33Yeah, yeah.
20:35Oh, oh, and I have a special treat for you today here.
20:40Yeah, it's, yes, it's the queen of black world.
20:47Yeah, and, yes, and I want to say I'm happy to be here
20:53because we are celebrating that South Africa is free.
20:58Yeah, um, and, and cause we are going to release
21:00All of the political prisoners, starting with, um, the great Nelson Mandela.
21:07Yeah!
21:08Um, and, um, and the great...
21:13Oh, okay, James Brown!
21:16Yeah!
21:17Yeah!
21:19Pissy!
21:20Huh?
21:21What are you doing?
21:24Shh.
21:25Nothing.
21:27Well, come on, then.
21:28Okay.
21:51Hope you had a good time tonight.
21:53We enjoyed ourselves.
21:54We had a good time.
21:55Fly girls, tell them what to do.
21:57See you next week!
22:28You can feel what you're gonna do
22:53In living color
22:58You can feel what you're gonna do
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