- 19/06/2025
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00I'll see you next time
00:30I'll see you next time
01:00I'll see you next time
01:02I'll see you next time
01:04that's right let's all say hi to the large number of dogs who are with us this evening
01:08that was my hello to all the dogs
01:16I'm sorry if it was too high-pitched for you ladies and gentlemen
01:19and while we're at it let's say a big hi to Marlon Brando
01:24Marlon as you probably know is very much not a dear old friend of ours
01:28in fact we've never met him
01:30no but if we say hi often enough he might just think that we've met him
01:35and give one of those sort of embarrassed half smiles that you give to somebody
01:38when you're not sure whether or not you know them
01:40did you perhaps sit next to them on the train once
01:43are they something to do with your brother-in-law
01:45this is pathetic
01:46you're right it is pathetic
01:48it's undeniably pathetic
01:50but ladies and gentlemen and canine pals
01:52we're after your help tonight
01:55because we aim in the next half hour
01:57to become big
01:59so big
02:00that even Marlon Brando
02:02will know exactly who we are
02:04yes but first of all it might be helpful if we were to explain exactly what big is
02:08you see Stephen and I are both very tall
02:10but we're not very big
02:11no
02:12whereas by quite stark contrast
02:17Mickey Rooney, Prince and Michael J. Fox are very short
02:22but incredibly big
02:24so let's take a look at our big-o-meters so we can just spell that out
02:28that's right now up here registering 1009
02:32is Marlon Brando
02:34and we're down here at 1.4
02:37and here registering 108 is the big-ish Tony Gubba
02:44so that gives you some idea of the kind of mountain we have to climb
02:49but with your help ladies and gentlemen we can make it
02:52so let's see if we can't hit 1.5 by the end of the evening
02:55alright
02:56good luck
02:57good luck
02:57I suppose if I am honest
03:01I use my penis as a sort of car substitute
03:04you know what makes me really mad
03:07it's the fact that we have to pay for it
03:09oh yes
03:09yes we're the ones who pay for it
03:11you know
03:12every bit of food we want to eat
03:15we have to pay for it
03:16the clothes I wear
03:17I pay for them
03:18it makes me mad
03:19and similarly louche places
03:31gentlemen I must tell you I was in Venice last year
03:49ah la serenissima
03:51now you I believe know more about Venice than anybody else in the world
03:55the queen of the Adriatic
03:56is just one of the things you've been called
03:59strolling through the Rialto
04:03returning from a walk which had taken in the Santa Maria della Salute
04:07and the San Giorgio Romano
04:10along the Judea
04:11along the Judea
04:12along the Judea
04:13cut
04:15yes
04:15I believe I'm right in saying that I counted no less the 97 backpackers
04:21backpackers?
04:22oh dear lord
04:23who were doing as I believe the ghastly phrase is the academia
04:27oh
04:28oh
04:29tourists
04:29you tourists
04:30oh
04:30and I remember thinking they're taking away our Venice
04:35the place is absolutely heaving with Germans
04:36yes and Italians
04:38the place is absolutely heaving
04:40now Venice is sinking under their weight
04:42well you see I campaigned for years now
04:44to have tourists banned from Venice
04:46have you have you
04:47yes I have
04:48I have yes
04:48it sounds very cruel
04:50very harsh I know
04:51very um
04:52deglant-y
04:53very deglant-y
04:54thank you yes
04:55yes but I'm convinced it's the only way
04:57mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
04:59who was it
04:59was it who said
05:01he
05:02is a tourist
05:03you
05:05are a holiday maker
05:06but I
05:08I am a traveler
05:09oh
05:10now was it Humbert Wolfe
05:12it was Cocteau surely
05:14doesn't sound very Cocteau
05:15but then Cocteau never does
05:16which is how you can always tell it
05:17true true true
05:19Trouche
05:20of course
05:24it's not just Venice
05:26oh good heavens no
05:27no it's not just uh
05:28Venezia
05:28Venedich
05:29Venice
05:31no
05:31no not by Goldsburg
05:33no our whole world
05:34is being stained
05:36stained
05:37stained
05:37yes yes it is
05:38it is
05:38ecchiu fugaces
05:40o tempora
05:41o mores
05:42Jeremy
05:43yes
05:45I blame television
05:48I blame television
05:48I'm sorry but I do
05:49oh no television
05:50no don't please
05:50that oh that fearful um
05:52uh Mervyn Bragg
05:54oh Mervyn Bragg
05:56stop it at once
05:57oh if I had my way
05:59with that Mervyn Bragg
06:00no one would be in the least
06:01surprised
06:01oh the lemon pie dear
06:14yes yes
06:14um I've always said you know
06:16that I could never truly be friends
06:18with anybody who didn't love
06:20lemon pie
06:21now now Susan
06:23now Susan don't be sly
06:26did you make this yourself
06:27well let's just say
06:29I made it to the shops
06:31in time to buy it
06:32I knew it
06:33Marks and Spencer
06:35M&S
06:36who else
06:36M&S
06:37M&S
06:37M&S
06:38some show
06:39oh they are simply amazing
06:42oh yeah have you tried
06:43their new boxer shorts
06:44I haven't
06:45I haven't
06:45I have
06:46delicious
06:46oh no and the dips
06:48oh bless me
06:49their dips
06:49in my local one
06:51there's a really marvellous
06:52primary school
06:53a primary school
06:54yeah
06:54with mine and my husband's
06:55children go there
06:56well of course in my local one
06:58they've just opened a hospital
06:59section
06:59oh yes yes you can go in
07:02and have minor operations
07:03everything
07:03there's one of the one near me
07:05you can actually buy
07:06weaponry
07:07yes it is quite right
07:09mine too
07:09yes I actually
07:10I bought an F111 there last
07:12week
07:12it was so fresh
07:13I swear it was made that day
07:15really really
07:16well listen
07:16of course the great thing
07:17about them is
07:19that if you're not happy
07:20with anything
07:20you can always go back
07:22and change it
07:22can you change it
07:23of course
07:23hello
07:24oh good morning madam
07:26can I help you
07:27I bought these suits
07:28for my husband
07:29you see
07:30and I want to return
07:32them please
07:32right you want to
07:33exchange them for
07:34different suits
07:35oh no I don't want
07:36different suits
07:37that wouldn't be any good
07:38not now he's dead
07:40oh I'm sorry
07:42now this is the suit
07:44he died in
07:45but er
07:47I don't think you can tell
07:50can you
07:51I think I've managed
07:53to get most of it out
07:54and er
07:56when exactly
07:57did you
07:571947
07:59I remember the year
08:03because that was the year
08:04I bought his suits
08:05see yes
08:08and er
08:09you want a refund
08:11do you
08:11refund
08:11oh no
08:13no
08:13no
08:14don't do
08:14refund
08:15no
08:16I want my money back
08:17I see
08:20er
08:20er
08:21well
08:21have you got the receipt
08:22no
08:23but the lady will remember me
08:25what lady
08:27well the lady who sold them to me
08:30of course
08:30well can you remember
08:31what she looked like
08:32oh well
08:34she was about
08:35er
08:3565
08:36and
08:37well I'm afraid
08:38that if she was
08:3965
08:40in 1947
08:42she'll be
08:43no
08:44no
08:45no
08:47no
08:48ha ha ha
08:51suits fit your husband
08:54all right
08:55did you
08:56oh yes
08:57thank you
08:58and did you enjoy your tea
09:00at Nyan's Corner House
09:01oh it was lovely
09:04thank you
09:05he looked so handsome
09:07in his uniform
09:08still together are you
09:1143 years
09:1343 years
09:16since he last rang me
09:20oh they're bastards aren't they
09:24can't live with them
09:29can't live without them
09:31mine can't live at all
09:33he's dead
09:38oh
09:39oh you'll be wanting your money back
09:42oh yes
09:43I put it by
09:46just in case
09:47you are a good girl
09:53three pounds
09:54twelve and six
09:56oh thank you
09:58oh perhaps the lady would like a replacement
10:00no I told you I wanted my money back
10:03but he means for your husband
10:05oh goodness
10:07do you do old men
10:09what size do you take
10:12five foot six
10:19if you have
10:20five foot six straight
10:22or five foot six
10:24bent
10:24bent
10:25I see what we've got
10:27yes you'll like our old men
10:29madam
10:30they don't smell at all
10:31oh
10:32well they've got a sort of
10:34stale manly odour
10:35oh
10:36what do you think
10:38oh he's dishy
10:41isn't he
10:45mind you you can't tell until you get them home
10:48can I change him if I'm not satisfied
10:51bloody women
10:52they always want to change you
10:55what makes me really mad
10:58is this new drug ecstasy
11:00makes me mad
11:01I'm really impressed because you know even I struggle remembering that
11:26well I did actually
11:28but I got there in the end
11:28well done to you what do you do Paul
11:30thank you for sparing the time
11:32no problem
11:33you admire Gary Davis
11:36you should make time Alan
11:41you should unwind
11:43you don't mind if I call you Alan
11:46fun with me
11:48good good I just find Sally a bit awkward
11:51nice time
11:52excellent
11:53excellent now then Alan
11:54I've got your record in front of me here and it makes impressive reading
11:58well you know I've
12:00knocked about the world a bit
12:01you certainly have
12:03but I'd like if I made a fill in one or two gaps
12:04take a few side bearings
12:06rough out some contours
12:07is that okay with you
12:08fine
12:09okay
12:1065
12:1166
12:12you ran guns out of Macau
12:14using a refitted Dutch trawler
12:16still smell those damn herring
12:1968
12:20you popped up on the ivory coast smuggling refugees out of Nigeria
12:23the following year there was that nasty caper with the Rhodesian mining company
12:28from then on it's a series of apparently unrelated appearances
12:32working with Uruguayan customs
12:34a supply teacher in Maidstone
12:36hot spraying in Ramalpindi
12:39home secretary in the last Labour government
12:41and then
12:41a short spell was Nigel Pardeter in the Archers
12:45someone had to do it
12:48oh yeah
12:50okay now it's my turn
12:51yeah
12:52I gotta tell you that I don't like being
12:54rung up by strange men I've never met before and I have files read out of me
12:57I don't like being asked a lot of questions by men in hats
13:00suppose you tell me exactly what is going on and who in blazes you are
13:05all right we need a man Alan
13:07we need a man with exceptional abilities
13:10a man with a record of success against all the odds
13:12a man with the courage to try his hand at the impossible
13:16go on
13:18we want you if you can
13:20to sit down and watch an entire episode of the Krypton Factor
13:24you're out of your mind
13:27listen to me Alan
13:29it's never been done before
13:31no one has ever watched an entire programme from start to finish
13:34oh sure we've all seen bits
13:35no one has ever gone the full distance
13:39if I don't make it
13:43you'll see that Judy's taken care of
13:46of course
13:47see you in hell
13:52when I was nine
14:05oh fewer years ago now than I care to remember
14:09my mother told me
14:13that in this life
14:15one could either be an elf or a pixie
14:17what she meant by that
14:20I fully suppose you may be able all too readily to guess
14:23but her remarks set me thinking
14:26and from that moment on
14:28I purposed to be worthy of her admonitions and advisalments
14:32I suppose I can look back on my whole life as a kind of quest
14:36a search, a hunt, an interrogation if you like
14:39yesterday was my birthday
14:42I won't tell you which because I hate you
14:44and I celebrated it in fine style
14:48in the company of a cold bottle of Chablis
14:51and a couple of prostitutes
14:53I suppose
14:58in a sense
14:59my quest has come full circle
15:02or rather
15:04my hunt is over
15:06and I can rest now
15:08well I hope you enjoyed that
15:11I'll be here every Tuesday and Thursday
15:13so until the next time
15:14good night and safe journey home
15:15come on
15:21come on baby
15:24ah
15:26gotcha
15:27is that you John?
15:32who else Peter?
15:36I was beginning to wonder where the hell you...
15:38traffic Peter
15:39plain and simple
15:40oh that's a bitch John
15:42took the switch back routes wherever I could
15:44but frankly the A47 is a car park at the moment
15:47damn that bullcock
15:49Peter it's no good blaming the cistern
15:51well maybe you're right
15:53so
15:54fill me in
15:55how's business this a.m.?
15:57business has been pretty quiet John
15:59had a couple of noisy ones in stall 3 earlier on
16:03but mostly it's been quiet
16:05good
16:05any calls?
16:06yeah I had one from the maintenance boys
16:08about fixing this damn towel roll up
16:10and?
16:11can't make it till next Tuesday
16:12damn!
16:13that's what I said John
16:15damn blast triple damn
16:16and an extra side order of damn
16:18yep said that as well
16:20how can they expect us to run a public lavatory complex
16:23without adequate maintenance backup?
16:24beats me John
16:25they said they'd give it top priority but
16:28top priority my arse
16:31it's just a lot of hot air Peter
16:33I know John
16:34our clients can't be expected to dry their hands with hot air
16:38well actually not
16:40no Peter Peter don't start on that electric hand dryer business again
16:43I read your report
16:44it was good work
16:45but now is not the time
16:47not the time
16:50hmm
16:50I wonder if he'd have used a phrase like that
16:53back when we were running the health club
16:55Peter
16:57Marjorie won
16:58pure and simple
16:59it wasn't a fair fight
17:00I grant you
17:00but that's it
17:01over
17:02you don't have to throw Marjorie in my face John
17:05sorry Peter
17:07but damn it
17:08we've got a chance here
17:09to build the finest public amenity system Eutoxeter has ever known
17:13damn it John
17:14wait
17:15what's
17:15what's the time frame?
17:17only a fool would answer that question Peter
17:19a month
17:19maybe 12
17:20I don't know
17:21you know John
17:23every day when I leave the house
17:25Sarah kisses me on the cheek
17:27Sarah but your wife's Nancy surely
17:30yeah
17:31Sarah's the au pair
17:32she helps out with a lot of Nancy's chores
17:34she kisses me on the cheek
17:38and damn it John
17:39if there aren't tears in her eyes
17:40Peter
17:41I know it's hard
17:43kids get a rough time at school you know
17:45oh yes
17:46ha ha ha
17:47ha ha ha
17:48Sherman's dad is a lavatory attendant
17:51don't ever say that Peter
17:53Peter I know
17:54that Peter
17:55that one there
17:56him yeah
17:56he's nobody's lavatory attendant
17:59he is an equal partner
18:01in an enterprise
18:02that is going to put Eutoxeter's sanitation
18:05well into the 21st century
18:07damn it John
18:08the shame
18:09Peter
18:10listen up now
18:11and listen up good
18:12what you're doing here
18:13is for Nancy
18:14and the kids
18:15every time you refill
18:17one of these soap dispensers
18:18it's for them
18:18every time you
18:20you pluck a cigarette end
18:21out of that urinal
18:22it's for them
18:23every time you unclog a U-bend
18:25with your bare hands
18:27it's for them
18:28damn it John
18:29if you're right
18:30you bet I'm right
18:31so now
18:34let's go to work
18:35right
18:36shoot
18:37paper in every stall
18:38check
18:39evacuation points cleaned
18:41check
18:41even under the rim
18:42even under the rim
18:43mirrors polished
18:44till you can see your face in them
18:46good work
18:46I have to
18:48close off this urinal here momentarily
18:51for cleaning purposes
18:52and as you know
18:52in this business
18:53when that happens
18:54the wheat go to the wall
18:55did he stop them
18:56no problem
18:56good morning sir
19:04is this your first visit
19:07to our facility
19:08in which case
19:11you will be pleased to know
19:12that the full relief service
19:13cubicles are situated
19:14to your right
19:15the quick service stalls
19:16are this way sir
19:17thank you for your custom sir
19:31damn it
19:33Peter
19:34we are still not attracting
19:35the right kind of client
19:37I know John
19:38a lot of more desirable punters
19:40are going next door
19:40well why in hell's name
19:42are they coming here
19:43because they're women John
19:44damn it all Peter
19:47I want you to go there
19:48and find out
19:48who's running
19:49next door's operation
19:50I already know
19:51who's running
19:51next door's operation
19:52John
19:53it was quite a surprise
19:54I can tell you
19:55no
19:56no
19:57no
19:58Peter
19:58I don't want to hear this
20:00yep you guessed it
20:01it's Marjorie
20:02all right
20:03good evening
20:07I am Robert Robinson
20:09and my name
20:10is Robert Robinson
20:11ah we are
20:13the Robert Robinsons
20:15this is our
20:16hour
20:16that much
20:17is certain
20:18though
20:19tish
20:19are
20:20nay
20:20hush
20:21and
20:21and an extra point
20:24for being so clever
20:25would that it were
20:27would that it were
20:28ah indeed
20:30would that it were
20:31Mr. Charteris
20:32would that it were
20:33I have a letter
20:41from a Mr. Colin
20:42Elgood of
20:42Karsholton
20:43beaches
20:44who tells me
20:45that he always
20:45turns his carrier
20:46bags
20:47inside out
20:48so as not
20:49to give free
20:50advertising
20:51to Mr. Sainsbury
20:52and men
20:52of his ilk
20:53nay men
20:54of his stamp
20:55men of his ilk
20:56stamp
20:57and kidney
20:57ah your answer
20:59is better
20:59Mr. Meredith
21:00so much better
21:01but wrong
21:02sadly wrong
21:03and an extra mark
21:04for being so clever
21:06ah someone
21:09has plumped
21:10someone has plumped
21:11go on Mr. Harris
21:12have a plump too
21:13but hish
21:14and tusk
21:14it only now
21:15remains for me
21:16to declare
21:17that we family
21:18winners of
21:19our little game
21:20an extra point
21:22followed by this
21:23round of applause
21:24but ah
21:27ah
21:28the pity
21:28the pity of it
21:29time
21:30our old enemy
21:31comes round again
21:33ah
21:33nish
21:34tusk
21:35flip
21:35and ference
21:36bid you goodbye
21:38we bid you
21:39farewell
21:39but ah
21:40hish
21:41bish
21:41stamp
21:42and trivac
21:42not for long
21:44not for long
21:45goodbye
21:50and you know
21:52what makes me
21:52really mad
21:53it's this belief
21:55that I'm
21:56John the Baptist
21:56well the thing
21:58oh Christ
22:00I've left the iron on
22:00hello control
22:11hello Tony
22:12I'll be with you
22:13in a minute
22:14I say control
22:17that's rather a
22:18splendid device
22:19where did you get that
22:19if you don't mind
22:20my prying into your
22:21affairs
22:22I don't mind
22:23at all Tony
22:24after all
22:25you're only human
22:25that's right control
22:27I am
22:28it's my birthday
22:29today
22:30and this was a
22:31present from my
22:32sister Marie
22:33I didn't know
22:35you had a sister
22:35called Marie
22:36control
22:36well
22:37Marie's actually
22:38a code name
22:39I've invented
22:40for her
22:41to prevent people
22:41from discovering
22:42her real name
22:43ah well
22:44that's cleared up
22:45that little confusion
22:46hmm
22:47her real name
22:48is Maria
22:49huh
22:51you are a wily
22:52old fox control
22:53anyway
22:55this contraption
22:57is called
22:58a telescoop
22:59telescoop
23:02yes
23:02though I ought to
23:03point out that
23:04that's also a
23:05code name
23:05say no more control
23:08hush
23:08hush
23:09absolutely
23:10though I don't
23:11think I'd be
23:11speaking out of
23:12school
23:13if I said that
23:14this device
23:14allows you to
23:15see quite clearly
23:16over quite a
23:17long distance
23:18here
23:19have a go
23:20control
23:21I don't know
23:22what to say
23:23don't mention it
23:24Tony
23:25have a look at
23:26that man there
23:27next to the
23:28telephone kiosk
23:29gosh control
23:30you weren't
23:31exaggerating
23:32when you said
23:32it allowed you
23:33to see things
23:34quite clearly
23:34over a long
23:35distance
23:35that man could
23:37almost be in
23:38the room with us
23:38that's a true
23:39thing to say
23:40but here's where
23:41the telescoop
23:42comes in
23:43because Tony
23:43that man isn't
23:45in the room
23:46with us
23:46well I thought
23:49he wasn't in
23:49the room with us
23:50control
23:50but I must say
23:51it's nice to
23:51have it confirmed
23:52by you
23:53he's actually
23:55on the other
23:55side of the
23:56street
23:56yes control
23:57he's looking
23:58this way
23:59and
23:59wait a minute
24:00that man
24:02is looking
24:02at us
24:03with a
24:04telescoop
24:05yes
24:06it's my
24:07theory Tony
24:07that he's
24:08an enemy
24:08agent
24:09charged with
24:10the task
24:10of keeping
24:11us under
24:11surveillance
24:12what a
24:14confounded
24:15cheat control
24:16I've a good
24:16mind to fetch
24:17a policeman
24:18and have him
24:18moved on
24:19steady on
24:20Tony
24:20I've got
24:21a better
24:21plan
24:22Valerie
24:23was kind
24:24enough to
24:24go outside
24:25and find out
24:25the number
24:26of the kiosk
24:27control
24:29that man
24:30is going
24:30into the
24:30kiosk
24:31and he's
24:31lifted up
24:32the receiver
24:32hello
24:33enemy agent
24:35it's control
24:37here
24:37very well
24:39thank you
24:40could you
24:42stop keeping
24:43us under
24:43surveillance
24:44please
24:44thank you
24:47control
24:49your plan
24:50is working
24:50he's getting
24:51into a car
24:52and driving
24:52away
24:53another
24:54small
24:54but significant
24:55victory
24:56for our
24:56side
24:57congratulations
24:58control
24:59now
25:00you run
25:01along
25:01and get
25:01a nice
25:02cup of
25:02coffee
25:02and we'll
25:03pretend
25:03this whole
25:04ugly
25:04incident
25:05never took
25:05place
25:06I can go
25:07one better
25:08than that
25:08control
25:08oh
25:09happy birthday
25:11to control
25:13happy birthday
25:14to control
25:15oh get along
25:16with you
25:17aren't you
25:19going to open
25:19it then
25:20bow
25:21ladies and
25:24gentlemen
25:24some very
25:25exciting news
25:26yes absolutely
25:27we have
25:27ladies and
25:28gentlemen
25:28hit 1.6
25:29on the big
25:30ommeter
25:30you remember
25:37we told you
25:38earlier about
25:39the large number
25:39of dogs
25:40that watch us
25:40here on
25:41a bit of
25:41prime line
25:42yes well
25:42we're happy to
25:42say that
25:43Irene
25:43a red setter
25:45who lives in
25:45Lytham St. Anne's
25:47way down in
25:48Surrey
25:48is it
25:49Lancashire
25:51somewhere like
25:52that anyway
25:52now Irene
25:54watches a bit
25:54of Ryan Laurie
25:55every week
25:55but in the
25:56last half hour
25:57she's had
25:57five puppies
25:58and the
25:59consequent boost
26:00to our viewing
26:01figures has
26:01pushed us
26:02right up
26:02into the
26:03high ones
26:04so there we
26:04are
26:04so we are
26:05now then
26:06ladies and
26:06gentlemen
26:06officially
26:07big
26:08too big
26:09I fear
26:09to perform
26:10my own
26:10sketches
26:10anymore
26:11that's right
26:11yes
26:11our last
26:12sketch this
26:13evening
26:13is going to
26:13be performed
26:14for us
26:14by a pair
26:15of young
26:15South American
26:16actors
26:16that's right
26:17we're just
26:17going to
26:18sit here
26:18and enjoy
26:18a drink
26:19while the
26:19sketch is
26:20done for
26:20us by
26:21well
26:21servants
26:22really
26:22yes
26:23yes
26:23oh it's
26:24nice being
26:24big isn't
26:25it
26:25I love
26:25being big
26:26big yes
26:27come on
26:27off you
26:28go
26:28yep
26:28hello
26:32Mr. Dolly
26:33hello
26:34what can I
26:35do for you
26:36on this
26:36lovely day
26:37well
26:40you know
26:41I lent
26:43you my
26:43lawnmower
26:44some
26:45time ago
26:46yes
26:48could I
26:51have it
26:52back please
26:53but I
26:55haven't wiped
26:55it yet
26:56oh dear
26:58how long
27:01will it
27:01take you
27:02to wipe
27:02it
27:02well if
27:04I'm going
27:05to wipe
27:05it properly
27:06about two
27:07weeks
27:08yours is
27:10very good
27:10isn't it
27:11oh man
27:12it's a godsend
27:12I don't know
27:13what I did
27:13without him
27:14no I don't
27:14blame it
27:14oh wait a minute
27:17this could be it
27:18all right
27:18it's coming through
27:19Manuel
27:20Fernandez
27:21if you'd like to
27:22bow to the audience
27:23and then off you go
27:24we won't need you
27:24any more
27:24all right
27:25bow to the audience
27:25thank you
27:26yes
27:26now
27:31ladies and gentlemen
27:32the moment we've all
27:33been waiting for
27:34yes ladies and gentlemen
27:35we are now being joined
27:36live by satellite
27:37by Mr Marlon Brando
27:39yes
27:39hello there
27:42good evening
27:43Marlon
27:43how are you doing
27:44my man
27:45a bit quiet isn't he
27:51no no Hugh
27:52not quiet
27:52never quiet
27:53merely sullen
27:55brooding
27:55and possessed
27:56of an intense
27:56silent charisma
27:57quiet
27:59yes
27:59Marlon
28:01do you know
28:02who you're talking
28:04to here
28:04do you know
28:04who we are
28:05he's still not
28:07moving his lips
28:07still
28:08when he was
28:08big as Marlon
28:09you don't have to
28:09move your lips
28:10you get someone
28:10else to move
28:11them for you
28:11we have people
28:13doing our
28:13yes
28:14Marlon
28:15Marlon
28:15it's the biggies
28:16talking
28:16you know
28:17who we are
28:18good evening
28:19to you
28:20well good evening
28:21to you sir
28:22hey
28:25you're little
28:26and large
28:27right
28:28well
28:29yes
28:30yes that's right
28:31yes we are
28:31little and large
28:32that's quite right
28:32oh well
28:35well goodbye
28:36Marlon
28:36and goodbye
28:38to you all
28:38from a bit
28:40of little
28:40and large
28:40bye bye
28:41bye
28:42I'll see you next to you
28:45next time
Recommended
29:30
|
Up next
29:37
27:00
28:58
29:07
26:00
24:58
29:44
29:00
1:04:05
1:06:12