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00:00You can do what you wanna do, in living color, in living sand.
00:11You can do what you wanna do, in living color, in living color.
00:20You, you walk all the moon float like a balloon.
00:23You see it's never too late and it's never too soon.
00:25Take it from me, it's alright to be in living color.
00:28And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete?
00:31And all mankind danced to the exact beat.
00:33And at night it was safe to walk down the street, in living color.
00:37You can do what you wanna do, in living color.
00:43In living color.
00:45You can do what you wanna do, in living color.
00:52In living color.
00:53Everybody here is equally kind, in living color.
00:57What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine.
01:00In living color.
01:01And how would you feel knowing everybody was different?
01:04From thin to thick and through thick and thin, an egotistical trip was put to an end.
01:08In living color.
01:09You can do what you wanna do, in living color.
01:14In living color.
01:16In living color.
01:17In living color.
01:18You, you walk all the moon float like a balloon.
01:20You see it's never too late and it's never too soon.
01:22Take it from me, it's alright to be in living color.
01:26And how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete?
01:29And all mankind danced to the exact beat.
01:31And at night it was safe to walk down the street, in living color.
01:34In living color.
01:34You can do what you wanna do, in living color.
01:41Ladies and gentlemen, Keenan Ivory Wayans.
01:44What's up?
01:46How y'all doing?
01:47Good.
01:48Good.
01:49Everybody have some fun?
01:50Yeah.
01:51Cool.
01:52Cool.
01:53Cool.
01:54Well, I'm Keenan Ivory Wayans and this is in living color.
01:55You know, I just wanna ask you guys something.
01:56Mike Tyson invited me to come, like, check out his fight.
02:11Y'all think it's a set up?
02:16I think I'd tell the world, so if anything happens, you gotta know what's up.
02:20Okay?
02:21You're watching my back.
02:22Before we get started, say hello to my DJ SW1.
02:33My fly girls, starting over here with Carrie, Deidre, Carrie-Anne, Michelle and Lisa.
02:41All right.
02:42Give us a few seconds.
02:43We'll be back.
02:44Sit tight.
02:45Hit it.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Hey!
02:48Hey!
02:49Hey!
02:50Hey!
02:51Hey!
02:52Hey!
02:53Hey!
02:54Hey!
02:55Hey!
02:56Hey!
02:57Hey!
02:58Hey!
02:59Hey!
03:00Hey!
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03:13Hey!
03:14Now, wake up!
03:16It's time for fun with the Michael Jackson Potato Head Kit!
03:18That's right!
03:19Capture the many faces of Michael Jackson with the Michael Jackson Potato Head Kit.
03:23head kit. 400 molded plastic facial features allow kids to reconstruct
03:28Michael's ever-changing face after every single one of his plastic surgery
03:33operations. I made my Michael Jackson potato head look like he looked when he
03:38was with the Jackson 5 with a strong afro-american loaves and a big fro. I
03:45made my Michael potato head into the Michael of April 1986 right before his
03:50third nose job but after his extensive cheekbone reconstruction and the cleft
03:54added to his chin. Now, keeping the April 1986 face as it is, replace the hair with
04:02hairpiece number 139-G and look who you've just made. It's Michael Jackson's own idol
04:09Diana Ross. Now, just add mold number 5-G and you've made Michael's fabulous sister
04:19Janet. Take away the nose completely and you've just made LaToya.
04:24Everybody, I made Michael look just like he looked on the front of his bad album.
04:28That's great son, but you know something's just not quite right. I know. That's right.
04:37With just an ordinary kitchen vegetable peeler, you can simulate Michael's
04:41chemical face peel and dermabrasion scrubs. The only limits are your family's
04:46imagination. There is no end to the Maxio facelary fun. The Michael Jackson potato head
04:54kit from Dimco. Mashed potato liposuction accessories sold separately.
04:58He's a lover. He's a fighter. He's Kenan and Damon's brother. You've seen him spin records
05:11on In Living Color. Now, see him fight crime in his screen debut. The Wayans Company in
05:17association with Tiger Beat magazine is proud to present SW1N Disc Jockey. Death Jockey.
05:25Coming soon to appear to move you. We'll be there.
05:31The ambiguity that I feel never justifies itself. There's always the pungent odor of life's constipation
05:42that surreptitiously conflicts with the detrimental instability. Hitherto, 4, 6, 8. Who do we appreciate?
05:50The unification of Congress, excuse me, condoms, demystifying the squalor of profanity regurgitating
06:01over and over again. Here, let me digress my bowels for a minute. And right to the front,
06:09the nondescript hernia rectifies the miscommunication of fetal or fecal, depending on where your head
06:17present. Reading is fundamental. So, let's write. Do not be persecuted by the pompous fedora balanced
06:25by the equilibrium fortified by the government's inability to eradicate or foreshadow, taken from
06:34the Hebrew word foreskin. Understand what you read. He doesn't. Paid for by the President's
06:39Council on Literacy.
06:46Now, Edna Louise, I want you to sit down and I want you to write an apology letter to Mr. Ferguson. Pulling off
06:52the principal's hairpiece was not very nice.
06:55Yeah, but it sure was funny.
06:57What did you say?
06:58I said, sure, honey.
06:59Don't be a smarty pants. And as for you, Parnell, there'll be no talking from you. You're
07:03in enough trouble as it is.
07:04Yeah, Parnell, you're in enough trouble as it is.
07:05Hey, it's your fault I'm in here, Edna.
07:06I didn't figure that. You're the one who gave Mrs. Keegan my tuck-up arm in the first
07:09place.
07:10You should have told me it was laxative.
07:11I thought you were the one who gave Mrs. Keegan my tuck-up arm in the first place.
07:14You should have told me it was laxative.
07:15I thought you were the one who gave Mrs. Keegan my tuck-up arm in the first place.
07:20I thought you were the one who gave Mrs. Keegan my tuck-up arm in the first place.
07:23You should have told me it was laxative, pucus maximus.
07:27You snooze, you lose.
07:29Blow it out, your hiney horn.
07:31Good.
07:34Dear Mr. Ferguson, I am so sorry that you are bald-headed and trying to hide it with that
07:41ugly wig that doesn't fool anybody.
07:43And I am also very sorry that you are fat and ugly and because nobody likes you not
07:50even your wife because your breath smells like roadkill.
07:53I hope you will accept my apology and Eloise.
07:58Here, I think you'll like it.
08:00Hey, we're not supposed to be talking, barfasaurus.
08:04I do not wish to be trapped in your web of intrigue.
08:08Look!
08:09Dance with the dead!
08:11Dance with the dead!
08:12Dance with the dead!
08:13Dance with the dead!
08:14That skeleton is an example of biological petrification and is to be used for
08:20scientific purposes only.
08:21Oh, yeah?
08:22Well, I think it looks like your mom!
08:25Just not!
08:26Hey, Mrs. Parnell, you look like you lost some weight!
08:30No, something?
08:31Uh, you and my butthead seem to have the same boat structure.
08:35Would you like to dance over here?
08:37Dance with the dead.
08:39Uh-oh.
08:41It's me, Parnell!
08:43Way to go!
08:44Parnell!
08:45Parnell!
08:46Parnell!
08:47Parnell!
08:48I'm not!
08:49Yes, you are!
08:50I am not!
08:51I am not!
08:52I am not!
08:53I am not!
08:54You better stop!
08:55I hate you!
08:57I swear on her!
09:00Mrs. Kitten!
09:01Hey, Parnell!
09:02That's my impression of you!
09:04I am not!
09:05Shut up!
09:06My teeth don't look like that!
09:07Then you so!
09:08Watch out, everyone!
09:09Here comes Parnell's teeth!
09:10Wow!
09:11Hey, Parnell!
09:12Look!
09:13It must be Japanese for dog weenie!
09:16Look at this!
09:17It's my old friend, Toady-Woodie-Nodey-Goody!
09:19It's not a toad, it's a frog!
09:20You don't even know what kind!
09:21Oh, Di, you too?
09:22It's a dead frog!
09:23It's a South American speckled reaper!
09:24Thank you very much, Miss!
09:25Oh, Parnell!
09:26You are not!
09:27You are not!
09:28What?
09:29Hey, Parnell!
09:30Look!
09:31Hey, Parnell!
09:32Look!
09:33Look!
09:34Look!
09:35It's my old friend, Toady-Woodie-Nodey-Goody!
09:38Grubbett!
09:39Grubbett!
09:40It's not a toad, it's a frog!
09:41You don't even know what kind!
09:42Oh, Di, you too?
09:43It's a dead frog!
09:45It's a South American speckled reaper!
09:49Thank you very much, Miss!
09:51You are so smart, I can't believe it!
09:54Yeah?
09:55You know what, Parnell?
09:56I heard it!
09:57I heard it!
09:58If you, um, if you hold your hand up to your face,
10:00and your hand is bigger,
10:01that means you're super intelligent!
10:03So, that must mean I'm really a genius!
10:06I'm not!
10:10Oh, where'd it go, Adnanil?
10:12My nose is starting to bleed!
10:14Parnell!
10:15Parnell!
10:16Hey, I know how to fix nosebleed!
10:17How?
10:18You have to lie on a flat surface!
10:20Here!
10:21You better lie on Miss Keegan's desk!
10:22What?
10:23And you have to put your legs up in the air!
10:25And, and you have to hold something in between your legs!
10:28And, and then, and you have to plug your ears up!
10:31And you have to say,
10:32Snot, snot!
10:33Over and over again!
10:34That's not gonna work!
10:35You have to do it!
10:36Just do it!
10:37Just do it!
10:38Oh!
10:39Snot, snot, snot!
10:41Snot, snot, snot, snot, snot!
10:43Snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot!
10:45What's going on here?
10:46Snot, snot, snot, snot!
10:47Mrs. Keegan, this is not conducive to the educative process!
10:51Parnell has gone completely out of his mind!
10:53I cannot think straight!
10:54Snot!
10:55Snot!
10:56Anna, and Louise, get your books!
10:58Anna, get your books!
10:59I think we better leave very quietly!
11:01Parnell is having problems!
11:02Yes!
11:03Do you know something else, Mrs. Keegan?
11:05I think I better stay home from school tomorrow!
11:07Because I've been through a terrible trauma!
11:08Snot!
11:09Snot!
11:10Snot!
11:26Let the rhythm hit him!
11:29Let the rhythm hit him!
11:30Let the rhythm hit him!
11:33That's me, I did him, I let the rhythm hit him!
11:35Let the rhythm hit him!
11:36Let the rhythm hit him!
11:39Let the rhythm hit him!
11:41Let the rhythm hit him!
11:43Uncle Sparrow, let's punish him for better!
11:51Welcome to Uncle Joe's Fairy Tales and Barbecue Recipes!
11:55Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a gal named Rapunzel!
12:00She was pretty!
12:02I mean, she was fine!
12:04But her daddy didn't want any of the young men to mess with her!
12:07Ha!
12:08You know what I mean!
12:09So he built this tall castle, so that nobody could get to her!
12:22Rapunzel!
12:23Rapunzel!
12:24Rapunzel!
12:25There is no maiden fairer than thee!
12:28On first I fell in love with thee!
12:31Portend, my fair maiden, and let me prove thyself to thou!
12:36If only I was a bird and could fly up to thee!
12:40But that my heart could soar on wings of love for thee, fair maiden, Rapunzel!
12:50I ain't understood a word you said!
12:53Rapunzel don't live here no more!
12:55She got evicted!
12:56Now my name is Batwinda Malika Hightower Jr.
13:00and I'm on the cusp of Virgo!
13:02So why don't you just come on up here and bust that rescue move?
13:06Look at me!
13:07Uh, throw down those curly locks and I'll climb on up and we'll get busy!
13:11Ha ha ha!
13:12Ouch!
13:13Ouch!
13:14Ouch!
13:15Damn, Harry!
13:16You shouldn't have pulled it so hard, stupid!
13:17Ah!
13:18Ah!
13:19Ah!
13:20Ah!
13:21Ah!
13:22Ah!
13:23Ah!
13:24Oh!
13:25Damn, Harry!
13:26You shouldn't have pulled it so hard, stupid!
13:29Ah!
13:30Ah!
13:31Ah!
13:32Ah!
13:33Ah!
13:34Ah!
13:35Ah!
13:36Ah!
13:37Ah!
13:38Ah!
13:40Ah!
13:41Ah!
13:43Ah!
13:44Ah!
13:45Ah!
13:46Ah!
13:47Good morning, everybody.
13:51I'm Hubert.
13:54No, I'm Fred.
13:56Am I Ron O'Neal?
13:58Don Cornelius.
13:59Don Cornelius.
14:00And my guests today come all the way from Ethiopia.
14:04England.
14:05England.
14:06Ethiopia, England.
14:08But before we get to that, let's get to this.
14:10A group.
14:10Tell them the name of the group.
14:12Fine, one carnival.
14:15Fine, young cannibal.
14:16That's right.
14:17Fine, young cannibals.
14:18But before we get to that, let's get to a groove that's show enough gonna make you wanna boogie.
14:23Why you woogie?
14:24Boogie.
14:25On the dance floor.
14:26On the dance floor, my main man, Fat.
14:30G.
14:31That's heavy.
14:32D.
14:32And the boys.
14:33The boys.
14:33I've got to go, guys.
14:34People.
14:35They've got to go.
14:36They've got to go.
14:36And the boys.
14:37It's heavy.
14:37We're the kids.
14:37No, they're not so good.
14:38It ain't so good.
14:38You didn't know that.
14:39You didn't know that.
14:39It's heavy.
14:39Hot!
14:40Yeah, they're not so good.
14:40And the boys.
14:41They got to go.
15:11and right now I'd like you to meet two members of my family old train dancers yes to the old
15:30train dancers and you are young man my soldier love and you Jane Pittman as you both know you
15:37have 20 seconds to correctly unscramble the name of a very famous talking horse and I'll give you a
15:44hint it's not Lionel Richie and while they do that we'll do this
15:48yes and you are yes and you
16:09yes yes you all must be very very proud of your success
16:23well we first started out
16:27will you come back and do another song for us ladies and gentlemen give it up for fine one mammal
16:35yes that's all the time we have for boogieing today and I'm Don Corleone and as usual it's
16:46always imparting that we wish you love peace and
16:51oh
16:57oh
17:01oh
17:05oh
17:08I get down to what it is, and if it ain't funky,
17:26people asking me what's going on with my mind.
17:30Wait a minute.
17:32And true women from a race.
17:34Come on, man.
17:36Come on.
17:39Just a matter of race.
17:41Cause the black males in their face.
17:43Step back for the new jack.
17:44Swing.
17:45Platter.
17:46Scatter.
17:47We've got our own something.
17:49Yes, just jam at the rhythm run.
17:51Day to day, America eats as young.
17:53It defeats our women.
17:54There is a gap to why we all can swim in.
17:57Drown in.
17:58Get down and hit it.
18:01Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
18:03I'm Roger Spitman for the wild world of sports.
18:07And welcome to the final round of the 10th annual Sweethearts Bodybuilding Competition
18:12here in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada.
18:14It's the greased up pose portion of the show.
18:17The action has been pretty fierce here.
18:19And here comes our first competitor.
18:22She's Sarah Sunkiss from Salamander, California.
18:28This is her first finals.
18:30Not a lot of muscle mass and still quite feminine.
18:33And quite frankly, I don't like that.
18:35Neither do the judges.
18:36She's gonna have a tough time here today.
18:41Next is Carla Meals.
18:43She's 5'7", 140 pounds from Beaverton, Wisconsin.
18:47Pretty good definition.
18:49But she's having trouble getting rid of those darn breasts.
18:52And that's gonna count against her.
18:54I mean, look at them.
18:55They just won't go away.
18:57And finally, the competitor.
19:00Everyone's been waiting to see.
19:03You can feel the anticipation.
19:06Oh boy.
19:08Oh boy.
19:10Oh boy.
19:33Yeah!
19:34What an entrance!
19:37The lady, the controversy, the perfection.
19:40Vera DeMilo.
19:42Oh, she is awesome.
19:45Some say she's gone too far, but I have to disagree.
19:48Of course, she's the only woman on the circuit
19:50who goes to the bathroom standing up.
19:56Oh yeah.
19:57She is working it tonight.
20:00She is in top.
20:01Oh, oh.
20:02But there, there she goes.
20:03Showing her feminine side with the perfect obstetric push.
20:06It's her ode to the mystery of motherhood.
20:13Oh baby.
20:14She is hard as a rock.
20:16Magnificent!
20:25After a performance like that, can there be any doubt?
20:28Ladies and gentlemen, the judges have come to a decision.
20:32And the winner is...
20:35Miss Vera DeMilo!
20:43Congratulations on a great victory for you, princess.
20:48Now the reports are that you have used steroids.
20:51Do you care to comment on that little lady?
20:53No.
20:54Yes, I would, Roger.
20:56I don't know who's starting those rumors,
20:58but I do know that there are a lot of jealous people out there
21:01who aren't willing to do the work it takes to look like this.
21:05Let's face it.
21:06Women see me, they want to be me.
21:09Well said.
21:10Well said.
21:11Could you just tell me one more thing then, Vera?
21:13Sure.
21:16I gotta ask you this.
21:17Uh, what is that bulge in front of your trousers?
21:21I know.
21:22A girl's gotta have her little secrets.
21:28That's where I keep my chewing tobacco.
21:31And I can see that you still have that wonderfully feminine sense of humor.
21:35This is my boyfriend and trainer, Bart.
21:37And what a lucky man.
21:38Beautiful, baby.
21:39Look at her.
21:40Isn't she beautiful?
21:41Oh, oh!
21:42Vera!
21:43Vera!
21:44Vera!
21:45Vera!
21:46Vera!
21:47Vera!
21:48Vera!
21:49Vera!
21:50There you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
21:52A beautiful story.
21:54For Wild Women's Sports, I'm Roger Spitman.
21:57Catch you next time.
21:58Vera!
21:59Vera!
22:00Vera!
22:01Vera!
22:02Vera!
22:03Vera!
22:04Vera!
22:05Vera!
22:06Vera!
22:07Vera!
22:08Vera!
22:10Hope you had fun.
22:11We'll see you next time around.
22:12Take care.
22:13Bye-bye.
22:14Bye.
22:32You can do what you want
23:02in living color.
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