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00:00He has come to walk among us.
00:10This is your chance to witness the head-turning talents of psychic medium Shirley Gosin.
00:17Prepare to believe.
00:30You're famous and dead, do you understand?
00:34Shirley is your vessel, yeah, your happiest friend.
00:39High Spirits.
00:47Thank you, thank you very much.
00:49Thank you, I mean it, thank you.
00:51In your dreams, in your wildest dreams.
00:54Thank you, okay, simmer down, simmer down, simmer down.
00:57Welcome to High Spirits with your wonderful host, Shirley Gosman.
01:01Ladies and gentlemen, please open your brains and join me
01:06as we try to bring the normal and the abnormal
01:09just that little bit further together.
01:12Okay.
01:14I've always been psychic, ladies and gentlemen,
01:17because when I was born, the stars were in powerful alignment.
01:21A bit like the end of the Royal Variety performance.
01:24She knows what I'm talking about.
01:26Now, talking of stars, outer space sounds like my kind of place.
01:31A massive Milky Way, loads of galaxies and even a Mars.
01:37He knows what I'm talking about.
01:39She really knows what I'm talking about.
01:41Okay.
01:43Now, before we start, okay, I would like to show you this.
01:49This is one of many beautiful pictures sent in by viewers.
01:55Okay.
01:57A lot of wasted time and effort has gone into this.
02:00I don't know if you can see that.
02:01That's Sheba there.
02:02And I don't know where this fella is here.
02:05Okay.
02:06Because not a lot of detail has really gone into that.
02:09Anything that does get sent in.
02:11Okay.
02:12For Sheba will be burnt.
02:17Okay.
02:18This is High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman.
02:20Alright.
02:21There's no Sheba in the title.
02:22Okay.
02:23It's not a double act.
02:25Okay.
02:26Alright.
02:27God bless her.
02:28Okay.
02:29Unfortunately, there is no Sheba tonight.
02:33I've been forced to send her away.
02:35Because she was getting so overexcited by all the lovely things that you were sending her.
02:42Okay.
02:43She went and bit a baby's face off in heaven.
02:48Let's just have a look at this picture.
02:50Alright.
02:51And have a little time to take this in.
02:53Okay.
02:55Dogs are so unpredictable.
02:57Okay.
02:58Snarling.
02:59Vicious.
03:00Nasty.
03:01Face biting.
03:02Baby attacking.
03:03Evil.
03:06Shirley Ghostman's psychic skills know no boundaries.
03:10He's even able to read inanimate objects.
03:15And you've just purchased this, have you?
03:17Yeah.
03:18Oh, we're in business.
03:19I'm getting a little boy.
03:21Do you understand a little boy?
03:23I think so.
03:24Right.
03:25Okay.
03:26And he's got this.
03:27And then he starts a fire with it.
03:29Okay.
03:30And do you know that fire, it turns into the fire of London.
03:34Oh, my God.
03:35These are going to witness a murder.
03:37All right.
03:38Let's just try this.
03:39Okay.
03:40I'm just going to go into a trance.
03:41Okay.
03:42And I'm just going to do a picture.
03:43All right.
03:44And whatever happens, happens.
03:45All right.
03:46But these two are going to witness a murder.
03:47Okay.
03:48Okay.
03:49Now, I'm not very good at art.
03:50All right.
03:51But that person there is going to do a murder.
03:52It starts off.
03:53He lights a sack.
03:54A hessian sack.
03:55What goes up.
03:56What then gets next thing.
03:57Next thing.
03:58Next thing.
03:59A house goes up.
04:00Someone goes up.
04:01They run.
04:02Their hair's on fire.
04:03And it's the fire of London.
04:04You're looking at me like this.
04:05Yeah, well, because it just sounds like you're making up everything.
04:06But that person there is going to do a murder.
04:12It starts off.
04:13He lights a sack.
04:16A hessian sack.
04:17What goes up.
04:18What then gets next thing.
04:19Next thing.
04:20A house goes up.
04:21Someone goes up.
04:22They run.
04:23Their hair's on fire.
04:25And it's the fire of London.
04:28You're looking at me like this.
04:31Yeah, well, because it just sounds like you're making up everything.
04:34You're not giving much to go on, are you?
04:36Just a magnifying glass.
04:37It's Celtic period, so just before the Romans came to Britain.
04:44Well, I'm getting, like, a very early mini DVD of some sort.
04:51I wouldn't be surprised if that's got some sort of, not a film, but, you know,
04:55some kind of something on it.
04:57Oh, this is a very pretty ring.
04:59I'm getting a very old man, okay?
05:02And he's hunched over.
05:04And he's clutching it so tight that his fingers have gone white.
05:07And I can see younger hands, and they're priding his hands apart,
05:12trying to get this ring.
05:15And he's saying that I made this ring for Mary.
05:19Please don't!
05:22And the wretched bitch what's natural that she's got sort of big hair,
05:28and she just doesn't...
05:31Oh, my God.
05:34I'm not doing this.
05:35I'm not doing this.
05:36Cut this.
05:37Okay.
05:38Come on, you.
05:39You can do this.
05:40You don't need Buddy Schieber to do this.
05:43Okay.
05:44Have you been out of touch with someone?
05:46For...
05:47For...
05:48For 14 months?
05:49Has someone been out...
05:50Have you been out of touch with someone for 14 months?
05:53Not that long.
05:54No.
05:5514 years?
05:56No.
05:5714 weeks?
05:58Um, I actually live in Australia, but I've been away for four months.
06:00Right.
06:01That's the start.
06:02All right?
06:03And it's almost...
06:04They're saying to me, it's like it's the other side of the world.
06:07Because they're showing me kangaroos in...
06:10And that's from Australia.
06:11So you can give me that, all right?
06:12You can at least give me that.
06:13The person that you've not seen for ages, is it be...
06:15Was it because they did something?
06:16No.
06:17No.
06:18No.
06:19No.
06:20No.
06:21No.
06:22No.
06:23No.
06:24No.
06:25No.
06:26No.
06:27No.
06:28No.
06:29No.
06:30No.
06:31No.
06:32No.
06:33No.
06:34No.
06:35No.
06:36No.
06:37No.
06:38Did something?
06:39No.
06:40Because you did something?
06:42No.
06:43Because something happened?
06:45Somewhere something happened that stopped you from...
06:53Connecting?
06:56Was there a connection?
06:58Is there...
06:59I still talk to them back home, but I haven't seen it.
07:01Still talk?
07:02On the telephone!
07:03Yes.
07:04Right!
07:05OK, that's where they're showing me.
07:06Their telephone.
07:07and you're running up a high bill because you're calling all the way yes no why not
07:13oh bloody hell please all right i'm just trying i'm sorry all right i'm just trying please and
07:21let's just keep it up let's just keep it up all right and i know i shouldn't shout okay
07:25so let's just keep calm and let's just keep it up because there's keep the spirits keep the
07:31atmosphere up this is spirit academy just look at me darling shirley ghostman's search for the
07:40uk's next psychic superstar get out there
07:45this week the master has detected the presence
08:01of a murderous spirit in the asylum i'm little lord tamlin walton why did you murder 16 people
08:10the warden killed my weevil although there is no record of this event shirley ghostman insists
08:17that little lord tamlin walton was an inmate who killed his 16 victims by defecating in their mouths
08:25oh it's horrible mess right psychic team we're gonna go on a ghost hunt
08:34oh my god right now what are you okay all right it's all right i don't know
08:46anyone that feels lord tamlin just let him come over you
08:50she's doing it no there's i just saw her face i know i know he's here errol are you oh my god
08:59errol's turned into lord tamlin just be careful and don't let him defecate
09:02lord tamlin don't you're not there yes why did they put me in here to begin with
09:08they didn't know what ibs was no no now they've got a name irritable bowel syndrome lord tamlin
09:14we're here to set you free what was the name of the nurse you were in love with the name was
09:23sheila
09:25no i was doing this in the dark while we were walking so it's i couldn't actually see what i
09:29was doing so he might have been guiding my hand you know i mean this poor poor guy obviously i
09:33mean being forced down when i thought of it maybe make some of the sounds he was familiar with
09:44i can feel him coming closer
09:52why don't you leave me alone
09:56tamlin i'm tired i want to move on
10:00tamlin
10:03what do you want
10:06i hate you tamlin
10:09i know you are the warden
10:11you killed me tamlin with your messy ass
10:17well you saw what came out of that messy ass
10:21i'm sorry please
10:22tamlin make your peace and we can help you
10:24i'll kill every fucking one of you
10:27oh my god
10:32tamlin you can stop there
10:34right who is spirit telling you to vote out
10:46errol errol errol errol errol
10:51errol ken
10:53sure you don't want to change your mind
10:55errol right okay i've got the gun filled with ectoplasm okay and i'm gonna gunge
11:01errol errol by pushing someone in front of you maybe you can get me to gunge them
11:08get in the medal in the star
11:10open your eyes errol
11:12go for it
11:13who's gone
11:23oh
11:24who got gunged
11:26who's been gunged turn around
11:32the ectoplasm speaks
11:36go and do the walk of shame
11:37Next week, the master teaches his apprentices how to deal with a poltergeist.
11:54Are you psychic?
11:57Open your minds.
12:00Open your minds.
12:03Tune in for a message from the Netherworld.
12:07Concentrate.
12:09Open your mind to receive the message.
12:17Did you get it?
12:19Well, are you psychic?
12:30If I had Sheba, I would be alright, okay.
12:33Oh, fucking hell.
12:35Come on, I can do this. You can do this, Shirley.
12:39There's a unit.
12:41Who understand? You understand a unit?
12:43A unit of what now?
12:45I don't know. A unit of alcohol, kitchen unit, bathroom unit, Tenzin units, bloody school teacher, mister unit. Do you understand that?
12:57Right, mister unit. Do you understand?
12:59A unit, yeah.
13:00A unit? Is it mister unit?
13:02No, it's not mister unit.
13:04Psychiatric unit?
13:06Oh, what? Can you please? Alright.
13:08Is it psychiatric unit?
13:10Is it psychiatric unit?
13:12No.
13:17What did the initials Rod Hall mean?
13:21I can't do this.
13:22I need Buddy Sheba.
13:24I really... Can I just...
13:29Please, just somebody, go along with something.
13:39High Spirits presents The Paranormalists.
13:43Colin Reynolds has the ability to transform himself into any creature on Earth.
13:53I'll go on.
14:00Okay, thank you.
14:01Yeah, thank you.
14:03Thank you very much.
14:05Cheers, thank you very much.
14:07I'm Colin Reynolds, and this is the human zoo.
14:10This, alright, is gonna blow your minds,
14:13cos I take on the spirit of an animal.
14:18It started out with, like, I did...
14:20There's these blokes down the pub going,
14:22Oi, Colin, you look really, like, ratty.
14:26Like a rat.
14:27And, like, I thought, I don't think so.
14:29Went home, spoke to the missus,
14:31and Trisha said, you do, actually, come to think of it,
14:34and we went through a load of photos,
14:35and I actually do look...
14:37I've got this sort of aura of a rat.
14:39In my personal opinion, I really thought it does resemble a rat.
14:43He's got a rat's face, he's got rat's teeth.
14:46I can imagine him gnawing through someone's fence
14:48or someone's floorboards or something.
14:50Excuse me, you don't come back as specific, like, my dog died.
14:53You wouldn't come back as my dog, would you?
14:56It might be.
14:57You'll know when you see it.
14:58Right.
14:59Alright?
15:00Yeah.
15:01Alright, um, let's start the music.
15:07And just check that, it's real.
15:17You see there's a bottom on the cage.
15:19Okay, do you want to come up?
15:25For the kids' sake, alright, guys?
15:28Seriously, whoever's the hardest amongst you, just come at me.
15:31Alright?
15:32Just glass me, whatever, do whatever you want.
15:34I can feel an evil presence, alright?
15:39Alright.
15:40Once again, I, Colin Reynolds, call upon the spirit of the universe.
15:46I call on the beasts!
15:49And the creepy-crawlies!
15:51And the fish in the sea!
15:53I am the power!
15:54I am not, repeat not, an ancestor of the modern elephant.
16:10Monkey?
16:11I was hunted by spear-chucking humans.
16:16You may know.
16:18Okay.
16:19I'd like to come out.
16:21I ate trees!
16:28I'm a mammoth!
16:30I'm not quite sure if the man's all there.
16:33To be quite honest with you, I think he might be a little bit...
16:36Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, if you like, you know?
16:40Hello.
16:42Don't go near it.
16:45I came from a time of 10,000 years ago.
16:49I have two long blade-like teeth in my upper jaw.
16:57I have relatively short legs, which means I am not a fast runner.
17:06I don't need a lead, let me out.
17:08Yeah, right.
17:09Go on, let me out.
17:12Go on, let me out.
17:17Don't let him out!
17:19Don't let him out!
17:21Right! Roar!
17:23Don't let him out!
17:25Don't let him out!
17:27Don't let him out!
17:28Don't let him out!
17:29Don't let him out!
17:30Don't let him out!
17:32Swipe!
17:33Stretch!
17:35Yeah!
17:36Oh!
17:38He's on fire!
17:40I just lost control, and off he went.
17:43Ow!
17:45He's on fire!
17:47He's on fire!
17:48He's nothing crazy to me.
17:55He became the animal, and he had to get out, and run off into the environment, and just find out what animals or cats or dogs that he could eat or whatever.
18:07whatever probably as mad as you like the basket coach as everybody saw he was the real thing
18:25right is there someone here okay with something going on in their life
18:31anybody some you've got something going on or about to go on or has gone on you at the back you've got
18:44something going on I've got yes yeah is it about to go on it is going on it's going on what's the
18:52action someone's doing in an area I'm not sure it's something going on though yes there is a lot
19:00going on yes all right okay get in there God bless love and light thank you who needs sheba right all
19:09right okay Shirley is the first psychic in history to confront the skeptics head-on take a seat I'm
19:21Shirley hi Wendy Grossman okay I've noticed you rolled your sleeves up is that because you want
19:26to get into a bit of a no it's because I'm just in the habit of rolling my sleeves up when I'm not
19:30wearing a jacket right okay I found in the magazine the skeptic because I thought most of the time when
19:37you read a newspaper article about a psychic it's entirely credulous and I mean I think someone
19:43swallowed a dictionary you can't just come in using fancy big words okay and expect everyone to
19:52understand them you see you're a writer I'm with the people I work with the people I think I feel
19:57comfortable in assuming a certain level of education and intelligence on the part of the people who are
20:03you dissing me no right I am saying that I think most people understand the word credulous I actually
20:10speak to dead famous people so I have a link in with the famous people do you understand what famous people
20:17are yes do you no okay oh well do you understand what I'm saying that that's that's that's one of
20:27those treating me like an idiot things sorry what do you mean when you keep asking me if I understand
20:33yeah I just want to confirm that you understand because sometimes if I do look a little bit if you
20:37don't mind me saying a little bit you know if I don't understand if I don't understand I'll let you
20:44know right okay you do look like in the 60s you did did you smoke no okay okay no actually I never did
20:56I know I know that as soon as the cameras are rolling you don't want to talk about that sort of
21:05stuff no I don't think you understand that I'm actually telling you the truth it would really be
21:10helpful if you would assume that if I make a statement like that that I am telling you the
21:14truth right but I know what you're saying we'll keep it between us okay I'm trying to say in the
21:21nicest possible way okay let's not talk about that yes I know what you're saying it as though I am
21:27somehow entering into conspiracy with you to hide some drug use that I have in my past when it does
21:33not sure she let's not even talk about I know it doesn't okay it doesn't exist it never has done
21:38you never smoked pot thank you right it's fine honestly it's not gonna go any further than this
21:45room anyway you come across as extremely hostile and I find that very interesting because most of
21:51the mediums and psychics that I'm aware of place great store by being very sympathetic people oh
21:57telegram for little miss know-it-all on the front desk I feel your pain I feel your shame but you're
22:07not to blame lots of women suffer from that problem okay what problem and the people after the cleaners
22:17they don't mind clearing it up it's true she's scared because she wet her pants in Asda so it never
22:28happened there we have it yet again Shirley wins the day against the skeptic well I can see where you
22:35might believe that but it's not certainly not so there we go try again next time but you're gonna
22:41have to get up a lot earlier to catch me out okay I would still say that you're delusional but that
22:49you're within your rights ghost man mediums use a technique called trance channeling allowing them
22:58to put their body under the influence of a spirit now ladies and gentlemen can I please have sushi all
23:05right as I'm about to channel spirits and not just any spirit all right I'm gonna try and channel Adam
23:14from Adam and Eve and I don't need piss little sheba okay because I can do it
23:35sorry just bear with me I'm just trying to open myself up
23:49hello I'm Adam from Adam and Eve
24:03please please just give me a chance all right I'm trying to get it and I will get it I just need a
24:14little bit of time to focus it's just difficult when you got the pressure
24:20come on
24:25please just stay quiet
24:30for
24:53Why is that forsaken me, Shiba?
24:58Why is that forsaken me?
25:03High spirits.
25:07M is for Minds.
25:10The mind is the most powerful muscle in the human body,
25:13even more powerful than thighs.
25:16If you do not exercise your mind, it becomes weak and flabby,
25:19and you will start forgetting things and enjoying Emmer Day.
25:23In 1993 in Geneva, a laboratory rat was born with the mind of a human,
25:29but it was such a stupid human that everyone thought it was just a rat.
25:34True story.
25:36An Indian mystic fell asleep inside a steel container.
25:39He woke up to find himself in the hold of a container ship.
25:43In spite of the steel walls, he was still able to read the mind of the ship's captain
25:47to find out exactly where he was going.
25:50Sadly, however, he ran out of oxygen and died before he could get help.
25:55Can I just apologise about what happened earlier, OK?
26:07As you know, Shiba wasn't able to be here tonight
26:10because she bit the face off an innocent little spirit baby in heaven.
26:15And that has sadly had a knock-on effect to the rest of tonight's show.
26:21I should have known all this was going to happen, though,
26:23because earlier on this week, Elvis bloody channeled a new song through me,
26:27warning me about all this, but I didn't listen.
26:31And you should always listen to the King.
26:34I'd like to say without prejudice that all of Mr. President's new works
26:37are producing good faith in any similar way between this and previous work
26:39and by the President's state is entirely coincidental to help me, gods.
26:41I give you a little more Shirley Ghostman.
26:44And remember, if you don't believe,
26:46Shiba will bite your face off.
26:48Spooch you later.
26:49A little more Shirley Ghostman, a little less Shiba.
26:59She ain't no man's best friend and he don't really need her.
27:05She's dragging him down, holding him back,
27:07getting things wrong and he's taking the rap.
27:09And as you end up, put the little face off an innocent baby.
27:13Spirit baby, yeah.
27:15Get lost, Shiba, I'm tired of your lying.
27:18Stop your lying.
27:19You can't bring it back with your puppy dog, are you?
27:22Doggy, are you?
27:24Give her a thing you're loving, give her a thing you're loving,
27:28She's a stupid dog, silly, little dog.
27:30I promise I'll come down to be sure all this, no.
27:34I wouldn't be Shirley Ghostman without a Shiba.
27:37Now I've realized that I really need her.
27:42I really need you, babe.
27:44Yeah, I really need her.
27:46I really need you, babe.
27:47Well, the cushion cases that I brought in are supposed to represent a murder,
28:05a double murder,
28:06and Shirley drew a picture of which this is supposed to be the Photofit's picture.
28:14I really need you.
28:15Yeah.
28:16Yeah.
28:17Happy still.
28:17Fit to blend.
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