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00:00Flight attendant Sandra Cox, we are experiencing minor turbulence.
00:04Please return to your seats and keep your seatbelts fastened, thank you.
00:09Excuse me! Sorry, can I get a drink?
00:12Sir, please stay in your seat. The captain has put on the fastened seatbelt signs.
00:16Spent three thirty months in, eh? I'm not prepared for this.
00:19Susan! Sit yourself down!
00:21Excuse me, is this seat taken?
00:23No, it's okay.
00:24Everything's gonna be okay. We're gonna be absolutely fine.
00:30Get out!
00:32Brett!
00:33What have you done?
00:35The plane!
00:36I'm sorry, come on, I really need a drink!
00:38I need a money drink!
00:39Now!
00:40No!
00:41No!
00:42No!
00:43This plane is going to happen!
00:48I'm a kid!
00:50This is the guy who brought the plane down.
00:51He killed Susan's dead!
00:53Do you think Brett might be your long lost son?
00:55What happened to Brett?
00:56He drowned.
00:57Brett!
01:06Hey ladies, look, I made a shrine in memory of Brett.
01:10I wish I had some flowers wrapped in cellophane.
01:13And like a cuddly toy, you know?
01:15I could tie it to a tree or some railings or something, you know?
01:18That's the thought that counts, Arnab.
01:20These are all the things that remind me of him.
01:22A shoe that he gave me in return for the tushy clap that I found.
01:25A packet of tang facets that we ate and didn't tell anyone about.
01:29Oh!
01:30And a coconut that I found looks a bit like his head.
01:34Well, that's an attempt at a very moving tribute, Arnab.
01:38What's in that leaf?
01:39Oh, this.
01:41One of his shits.
01:42Look!
01:43Oh, please!
01:44Yeah.
01:45It's for DNA recognition purposes.
01:47I reckon they'll be able to clone him out of this in the future.
01:51No!
01:52Oh!
01:53No-one's cloning that bastard.
01:54Why destroy the beautiful shit?
01:57Why?
01:58Because I hate Brett.
01:59He's the reason why we're all stuck here.
02:02Are you planning to crash?
02:03He's a psychopath.
02:05And you, Harriet, you might be responsible for bringing that freak into the world.
02:09What's wrong with you?
02:10Seriously?
02:11Who the hell is his father?
02:12Would you have a swinger's party at Broadmoor?
02:15Douglas, you're drunk.
02:16You need to shut up, sober up, man up.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Yeah, I am, Harriet.
02:22I am manning up.
02:23Look!
02:24Ooh!
02:25Yeah!
02:26Yeah!
02:27No!
02:28Woo!
02:29Grow up, Douglas.
02:31Ooh!
02:32Who am I kidding?
02:42I need his love.
02:45Where is my BFF?
02:48I pray to God above.
02:52He was our savior.
02:56All night and day.
02:59I never had no idea that Brett Sullivan was really gay.
03:06Brett Sullivan, the star of the sky.
03:092003.
03:112003.
03:13Brett Sullivan, he's a man.
03:16The only man for me.
03:18The only man for me.
03:20Can't believe you're gone, man.
03:21It makes me sick.
03:23I love you and miss you like you love dick.
03:26The sky's missing a star and I'm hurt in two for my main man, Brett.
03:31Matt, pour some funky turtles to Brett.
03:35Brett.
03:37Brett Sullivan.
03:38He's the man that not only crashed the plane, murdering hundreds of innocent people.
03:45You really believed all that shit?
03:52Brett.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:54Brett's back from the dead.
03:56He's like Gandalf.
03:59I have secretly been watching you all.
04:02The things that I've seen.
04:05Arnab, great work with the shrine.
04:08I thought you were dead.
04:10Do I look dead?
04:11No.
04:12Douglas, it's you that's the bitter disappointment.
04:16Why aren't you dead?
04:17Why didn't you tell them about the angry survivors on the other island?
04:21What are you frightened of?
04:23Susan's dad?
04:25Did you see my dad?
04:26Is he alive?
04:27Well, he was alive, Susan, when we arrived on the island.
04:31Just not sure what happened when Douglas kicked him in the face and he sank beneath the water.
04:38Well, he's fine.
04:40Probably.
04:42If he is alive, Douglas, he's going to be coming for you.
04:46We had to burn down their camp to escape their clutches.
04:49They're probably on their way right now, looking for revenge.
04:52The way I see it, we have two choices.
04:56We either fight or we die.
05:03Who's with me?
05:05Before you answer that, I've just got a little bit of admin to attend to.
05:09Douglas, you've betrayed me and now you must burn.
05:14Fuck off.
05:15I am casting you out.
05:18You, sir, are officially banished.
05:22What?
05:23Banished.
05:25It's Shakespearean.
05:26I didn't think you'd understand.
05:28You can't banish me.
05:29Well, I have.
05:31You are banished.
05:36Well, is that what you all want?
05:41Susan?
05:44Fine.
05:46You're all dead to me.
05:48I want to go and get my stuff.
05:50By which I mean more gin.
05:53Fuckers.
05:56Nice jacket, man.
05:58Thanks, ma'am. It's reversible.
06:09Brett, may I have a word, please?
06:11I am busy preparing for battle, Harriet, but okay, if you're quick.
06:16Right, um, Douglas told me that you were adopted and that you grew up with a family in Perth.
06:25Have you really got so little going on in your poxy excuse for lives that you have to keep getting bored in mind all the time?
06:30I just don't get it. What's wrong with the people on this island?
06:34I just need to know, Brett.
06:37Look, okay, I was adopted, alright, and I did grow up in Perth, but I severely doubt we're related, Harriet. I mean, I've got good genes. Look at my cheekbones.
06:47Look at my cheekbones.
06:50I knew another man with fabulous cheekbones once who asked me to do the hustle with him at a disco.
06:56What was a blind man doing at a disco?
06:59Harriet, I think you're way too much of a dag to be my real mum. I mean, my mum would have had to have been pretty fucking magical. I mean, look at me.
07:06Well, I was pretty magical in my time, Brett.
07:11Yeah, you must have been magical, Harriet, because everything you once had has now disappeared.
07:16Hey, give us a hand with these, will you?
07:18Let's go.
07:19Let's go.
07:20Let's go.
07:21Let's go.
07:22Let's go.
07:32When did it not get a little frigo, nobody know, nobody know?
07:36Where did it not get a little frigo?
07:39Nobody know, nobody know, tell me now.
07:44Where did it not get a little frigo?
07:48Nobody know, nobody know.
07:51Ahmed, what are you doing up here?
07:53Just keeping a lookout for those other islanders.
07:55You mean the savages?
07:56You know what?
07:57In a way, it's a shame that Harriet isn't your one, you know?
08:00What? Does my face really look like it's been set on fire and put out with a mallet?
08:05Well, like, you know when you were off the island
08:07and, like, Harriet got mashed and caned all my drugs?
08:10Yeah.
08:11She was talking about how she inherited this big estate.
08:13And she was basically saying that she's gonna save up all her money
08:16so she could give to her son when she dies.
08:18I know this is gonna sound a bit weird, right,
08:22but I'm starting to think that maybe Harriet is my mum.
08:26What made you think of that?
08:27I don't know, like, loads of stuff. I mean, the list is endless.
08:30She said she banged a guy with great cheekbones,
08:32and I do have great cheekbones. Look.
08:34You do. Sexy.
08:37I think I might have found my long-lost money.
08:39Money, mummy, money, mum.
08:44Ah!
08:48Something tells me you're a bit worried, Susan.
08:54That's amazing that you can read people like that, Harriet.
08:57I'm worried about my father.
08:59I know he's gonna...
09:01He's gonna show up and try to take me back to the place that we came from,
09:04but I don't wanna go. I wanna be free.
09:06Harriet!
09:08Harriet!
09:09Harriet.
09:11I owe you a massive dollop of an apology.
09:16I didn't come to this island looking for a mother,
09:18but getting to know you...
09:20I guess that's what I found.
09:23Mum?
09:25Oh, wow!
09:27Don't play games with me, Brett. Not about this.
09:30I'm not playing games.
09:33Mummy.
09:36Why are you doing this?
09:37After the horrible things you said to me.
09:39I told him about that big inheritance that...
09:40Ah, well, I've been doing a lot of thinking.
09:43And remembering.
09:44From when I was a little baby.
09:46I can actually remember peeping out of your belly button.
09:48Some sort of train journey or something.
09:50Does that sound right?
09:51Why, Harriet? Maybe he's right.
09:53There are so many things about you that are so similar.
09:58See, Susan knows.
09:59Good girl, Susan.
10:00What are you talking about, Susan?
10:02Eyes?
10:03You both have eyes.
10:05She's right. We do have eyes.
10:06Uh, what else? Teeth? Huh?
10:08Yeah.
10:09Look at her teeth.
10:10Yeah, yeah.
10:11A lot of your teeth are really similar.
10:13You're both white.
10:14Yes, we are both white.
10:16And?
10:17You're both very difficult.
10:19Alright, Susan.
10:20Yeah, that's enough, Susan.
10:22I think you're getting overexcited.
10:34I haven't seen hide nor hair of a turtle for days now.
10:38I do think that's not the last of them.
10:40What about their eggs?
10:41Could we eat those?
10:42Well, I don't see why not.
10:46Br-br-br-br-br-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit-brit
10:51I fear this could be my final vlog.
10:55The last stand of all I am.
10:58If you're watching this, then I am probably already dead.
11:02I've tried to keep a brave face, but Sandra and her band of merry savages are probably on their way over here right now to kill us.
11:10And I don't think my island family are going to be able to defend themselves.
11:14Douglas has completely turned his back on me.
11:17He told me I was dead to him.
11:20My protector has become my defector.
11:26I don't want to die here.
11:28I've had enough and I want to go home.
11:34If that's a boat from the River Island, then they're totally smashing it.
11:38Oh my God!
11:39We're safe!
11:41Oh my God!
11:42Woo!
11:43Over here!
11:44Over here!
11:45We're safe!
11:46Mum!
11:47Come and see!
11:48Hello!
11:49Here!
11:50We're safe!
11:51We're safe!
11:52We're safe!
11:53We're safe!
11:54You will not believe this, okay?
11:58So we're up in a plane, okay?
11:59And the pilot's like, he's going to take the whole plane down like a suicide.
12:02But she wasn't here.
12:03And he was going down like this.
12:04And we're into the water.
12:06And then we got into the dinghy.
12:07And we got back here.
12:08And I built the best camp ever, haven't I?
12:10But it's great that you've shown up.
12:11Because now it's probably time for us to go home.
12:15That is quite the story.
12:18Do people still remember us back home?
12:21Well, of course we all heard about the flight going down.
12:23It was assumed that there were no survivors.
12:25And you know how the news is.
12:27Boo-hoo, sad times.
12:28But on to the next thing, eh?
12:30Well, that is just the shittiest news ever.
12:33I mean, was there not a charity concert?
12:35Did Adele not set up some sort of Just Giving page?
12:37A minute silence somewhere?
12:39People are disgusting.
12:40They're so spiteful.
12:42Well, we are here now, and we'll get you guys home just as soon as we can.
12:46As soon as you can?
12:48Well, the storm has meant it's taken us three weeks to even reach this archipelago.
12:51Knocked out our communications match.
12:52But we should have just about enough rations to get all four of you home safely.
12:56Oh, but there's five-
12:57Harrison!
12:58Mightn't I just ask you what she is doing in this water?
13:02We are on a mission.
13:04To save the Eredmoculus Imbricate from extinction.
13:07Hocculipocula, what?
13:08Eredmoculus Imbricate are hawksbill turtles.
13:10And this, to answer your question, is one of the only places left on earth where they can still be found.
13:15and Harrison here has spent over a decade raising funds for this expedition he's going to save them
13:22from extinction it has been all-consuming I've sacrificed family friends even sold my house to
13:32get it but it'll all be worth it once I see those beautiful turtles these are turtles what do they
13:37taste like oh please ignore him can't you go after some other sort of sea creatures you know crab or
13:42something like that something's not so hard to find the Hawksville's population has almost died
13:46out over the last century this is deadly serious look we just need five minutes okay just to have
13:51a little group chat if that's all right with you of course can we just thank you guys guys guys guys
13:57guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys we have to
14:01get off this island before they find out we need the entire population of their precious fucking
14:04sea monsters or I ride home is going to be history oh no you and Susan gather up all the empty shells
14:09and put them in the cave they'll never look there but there were only four spaces what about Douglas
14:13we don't tell him he said that we did to him right well dead men tell no tale about rescue ships to
14:19Douglas but the turtle couple will understand I mean we had to survive I'm not too sure about that
14:24right mate I feel so bad I hate so many of those turtles I mean if I put on a stone I'm supposed to
14:29lose weight I wasn't even hungry I was just comfort eating guys we have to get off this island before
14:34all these marine boffins turn on us we've got the savages invading okay so we've got to get off
14:39quick look we'll distract them you get going we need to go go look at the mess this four people have
14:47made in a month this was an ecological paradise they've turned it to guck disgusting do you know
14:53turtles could choke on this plastic what's wrong I'm just kidding hi guys how you getting on enjoying
15:00the beach we haven't seen a single circle okay now before you go prodding off around the island we
15:06do have to go through immigration with you don't we nothing to worry about just a few do's and don'ts
15:11you know why some wherefores health and safety etc etc it's all very straightforward you can't be
15:17sitting I'm deadly serious Harrison and we also would like to share with you our newly composed
15:23national anthem we've been waiting for an occasion such as this to give it its first outing Harriet
15:29please please don't keep our deep and truth away again
15:31oh
15:33oh
15:34oh
15:38oh
15:40oh
15:42oh
15:43oh
15:44oh
15:45oh
15:46oh
15:47oh
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15:51oh
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15:55oh
15:56oh
15:57oh
15:59oh
16:08oh
16:14oh
16:15oh
16:17oh
16:19What? Is it about the smell?
16:21Nothing to do with me.
16:23Douglas, it...
16:27What?
16:29Nothing.
16:37Fucking hell, that was close.
16:39I thought she was going to tell you about us leaving on a boat.
16:41Who's your name leaving?
16:43Nothing.
16:45We're not going anywhere.
16:47What? Oh, my God, what's that?
16:49No!
16:51No!
16:55Dr. Harrison, could I just ask you something, you know, as a doctor?
16:59My doctorate is in marine biology.
17:01Same differently.
17:03Look, in your esteemed medical opinion, would you say me and Harriet look a bit the same?
17:07Um, I'm not sure what you want me to say.
17:09What if I told you we were actually mother and son?
17:13Oh, I mean, I don't know. I suppose there is a chance you could...
17:17I suppose correct. There you go, Harriet.
17:19I mean, what more proof do you need? That's a proper doctor scientist doctor saying it.
17:21Look, we need to find the turtles, sir.
17:23Yes, look, we've been here for several weeks now and we haven't seen hide nor hair of any of these turtles.
17:29I don't think you know what you're looking for, sir.
17:31Listen here, sugar tits. We know exactly what we're looking for.
17:33Clean water, fresh food, 200 count Egyptian cotton, maybe a little glass of prosecco, all floating in a designer bathtub that way.
17:41Alright, listen, my friend, I tell you. Until I weigh and tag my turtles, nobody's getting on that boat. Do I make myself clear?
17:47I'll make myself clear.
17:55Brat! Brat!
17:57Banish!
17:58No, we won't make you pay.
17:59Banish it!
18:00Brat!
18:01Leaving on a boat.
18:02Bats!
18:03Banish it!
18:04Daddy, daddy, when are you going home?
18:06Leaving on a boat.
18:07No!
18:08Banish it!
18:10Doesn't make any sense. This bit should be teeming with turtle eggs during this time of season.
18:25Harrison, I found something.
18:28Looks like a flipper.
18:31Are they...?
18:33Are those... these marks?
18:38If God hadn't meant us to eat turtle, he'd have made the little shits move faster.
18:48Yes, and that's delicious.
18:50Guys!
18:51Guys!
18:52I reckon darkness has caught wind that we're leaving.
18:54What?
18:55Judging by his reaction to what I just said, I reckon someone must have told him.
18:58There was only you and Susan.
19:00Fucking Susan?
19:01Why?
19:02Look, Brett, we need to get on that boat and fast before all the other islanders arrive.
19:05I mean, they said there's only room for four more on board.
19:07You're right.
19:08We do need to get on that boat.
19:10And I know exactly how to do it.
19:12Don't forget, I've worked in first class for nearly 15 years.
19:15Every time someone steps on that plane, they're always angling for the upgrade.
19:19And I know exactly how to get us upgraded from this beach to that boat.
19:27If you don't get us on that boat right now, we will cut your faces off.
19:32Let's go.
19:34Brett!
19:37Brett!
19:38Oh, shit.
19:39What on earth is that?
19:41Oh, my God!
19:42It's Donatello!
19:43Brett!
19:44Is he...
19:45Is he wearing the Hogsville shelf?
19:47What the...
19:48He the...
19:49Who is that?
19:50Brett!
19:51Well, I mean, I...
19:52I've absolutely...
19:53I've no idea.
19:54I mean, what on earth?
19:55Brett!
19:56He seems to know who you are.
19:59Come on, Brett!
20:00You and me!
20:01Ah!
20:03This ends now!
20:04Be careful, Douglas!
20:22You and me, Brett!
20:24One on one!!
20:25One on one!
20:38Mount!
20:39Get out!
21:05Douglas!
21:07Douglas!
21:09You'd be here and out of the wall, would you?
21:11Look at that, losers!
21:13Yeah, fuck you! Fuck you all!
21:15Nothing's going home!
21:17Nothing's going home!
21:19Woohoo!
21:24Shit!
21:25Shit!
21:27Shit!
21:29Is he alright?
21:37Who cares?
21:39Oh, shit!
21:41Do something, Brett!
21:43What?
21:45Help me!
21:47He's the only man to ever give me his actual mobile number without changing a single digit!
21:53We're BFFs!
21:55And they stay kind, they stay respectful, and they stay honest!
22:01I'm coming for you, Douglas!
22:03Wait for me!
22:05I'm sorry!
22:07I've got only doggy paddles, but bear with me!
22:11I'm sorry, Brett!
22:13It's alright!
22:15I'm sorry!
22:17It's all...
22:19Oh!
22:20It's all forgotten!
22:21All forgotten!
22:22Well, we're not banished anymore!
22:23Not banished anymore, no!
22:24Good!
22:25This is our island, everyone!
22:26It's where we belong!
22:27We will stay here, together, forever!
22:28Fritz Sullivan!
22:29We're coming for you!
22:30Row faster!
22:32Susan!
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22:53The new series of Flowers will be in full bloom on Channel 4 this coming Monday from 10 o'clock.
23:03An extraordinary story about an extraordinary family told across the week.
23:07And something else, in a matter of seconds, we've got a stunning preview of what to expect.
23:11Cheer up, Petal. It's Flowers, and it looks amazing.
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