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  • 24/07/2025

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00:00I am like a man demented.
00:30Oh, doctor, we are playing with fire.
00:55I am not.
00:59Might I take a tone to keep you with me always?
01:14It is only our limping cupid.
01:41I wish I could lie with thee forever,
01:48nuzzling thy neck to knock.
01:55Oh, you were pressing.
02:02Oh, you were pressing.
02:09Oh, you were pressing.
02:16It is a new flower for your hiberium.
02:24Oh, my Graham, you are tearful.
02:31What burdens your heart so?
02:33Just the sick and the needy, Hester.
02:40And the needy, Hester.
02:42So wish I could heal them all.
02:47Hester.
02:49You are a good man, Graham.
02:51Such a good man.
02:54To think I doubted you.
02:58Doubted me?
02:59I am ashamed.
03:00I have fallen prey in my darkest hour to the notion that you no longer find me desirable.
03:18And you have conjured some fevered notion that I am eaten up with lust for another and wake each hour with sticky breeches.
03:27No.
03:28No.
03:29No.
03:30No.
03:31It is just that I have had my hair quite different for over a week.
03:36And yet you have remained silent.
03:39Oh.
03:40Oh, no.
03:41I do see it now.
03:43Oh.
03:44You have grey indeed.
03:48My fringe, Graham.
03:49Oh, Hester.
03:50I am sorry, tis most framing.
03:51Who?
03:52I am a bad man.
03:53I am a bad, bad man.
03:54I am a bad, bad man.
03:55Come to bed, Graham.
03:56I...
03:57I think...
03:58I think I need to stop.
03:59Oh.
04:00Oh.
04:01Oh.
04:02Oh.
04:03Oh.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh.
04:06Oh.
04:07Oh.
04:08Oh.
04:09Oh.
04:10Oh.
04:11Oh.
04:12Oh.
04:13Oh.
04:14Oh.
04:15Oh.
04:16Oh.
04:17I need...
04:18Just a moment.
04:19Longer.
04:20Alone.
04:21To pray.
04:25Let us pray together.
04:26I...
04:27I...
04:28I should love that.
04:29But...
04:30I would not have you...
04:32Tire...
04:34Your knees...
04:36I shall pray for us both.
04:38Oh, Graham.
04:39See how you always think of me.
04:42Oh.
04:44And...
04:45ah Dorothy your bubbly milk sir thank you Dorothy be sure to instruct Jeff on how
04:59to frothy my milk every part for Fiji I can live without comforts but bubbly
05:05milk is not one of them I'm so glad I'm still of some use there
05:15I should love to plunge you all great and stay inside you all day like a dozing
05:40mouth great Esther I have thought the high and low I bring your luncheon snout
05:55muffins mr. sester we were I I I I had a pain oh I hope nothing serious mistress no no no
06:07no no just a winter chill on my uvula yes it is rather angry back there your uvula as bold a large salve should ease the rosing
06:25thank you doctor well I should continue on my rounds you do not want my muffins no no I I do I do
06:37is that I should leave also so much to prepare for Fiji hammocks and biscuits and the such like excuse me
06:55I should be so very sorry to see her go
07:01such a goodly soul
07:06now your turn so take it in your hand that's it and take it you and grab it grip it hard hard the hard harder harder harder harder hard
07:13now your turn turn it rip it in your hand how you do not worry it is
07:27and take it and grip it, grip it hard, harder, harder, harder, faster, faster, faster, that's it, that's it, that's it, oh now that's what I call bubbly milk.
07:57Tis only old Ian, Mum, carrying a sack of salted pig's feet for the sea voyage, though in another light one might take him for a hunchback.
08:22Did I tell thee of the hunchback I met at the freak show, Mum? A muster Woffen, was it?
08:32A Woffen, a muster Woffen?
08:35I know not.
08:52Hélène, Hélène, Hélène, my very heartbeat thumps, Hélène.
09:03I must just tell you my real name is Elizabeth.
09:06I care not if thy name were...
09:11Pew.
09:11Oh!
09:15Graham, can we run away?
09:19I've packed a small bag.
09:22Hélène, you were sure?
09:24Yes, please, tonight, though God may strike us down.
09:31I care not, for my heart would break, Angel, if I let you be dragged away to the land of night-faced savages.
09:40But what if Edmund and Hester...
09:44Yes.
09:48God, forgive me.
09:49Nay, nay, I merely thought for a moment of my poor, mangled wife.
09:57But no, she has robbed me of enough years.
10:02Forget Hester, and Edmund be blowed.
10:05Oh, Graham.
10:07We have but one life, Hélène, and we must grab Ed's horns and ride him hard.
10:15Oh.
10:18When will you come for me?
10:20Tonight.
10:20I shall pack a small bag, and return for thee at eight.
10:30I love thee.
10:31I love thee.
10:31I love thee.
11:01Hester!
11:02Hester!
11:14I thank you, my dearest friend.
11:17I fear I grew weaker by the day.
11:19Nonsense, sister.
11:21You are strong.
11:22Stronger than I.
11:23Alas, no.
11:25In truth.
11:27But no.
11:28I cannot burden you.
11:31My soul, Ed.
11:33No, no, no.
11:33You must.
11:34God has not only seen fit to mangle my body and render me wooden,
11:39but now to end my days with the most deadly organ-pulping disease.
11:44What do you mean, Léon?
11:48I am dying, Hélène.
11:51Dying as we speak.
11:53No.
11:55Oh.
11:57My lungs.
11:59Like moose.
12:00Oh.
12:00My only comfort is that my darling Graham will be by my side,
12:08loving me to the last.
12:12Oh, Hester.
12:12Oh, it is nothing.
12:15But please, do not tell Graham.
12:18To kill him to know how I suffer each closing moment of my most dark and lighted life.
12:25I will not.
12:27I promise.
12:28But how long do you think you have?
12:36Days, perhaps?
12:37How?
12:39Or possibly longer?
12:42I don't know.
12:58I come for my wife.
13:21I have my small bag.
13:24I know.
13:28Have you doied of late?
13:40He likes this plump and fray.
13:43Graham,
13:43I must speak with thee.
13:45And I with thee.
13:47Oh,
13:49tis paradise to roam thy mallowed thighs with my fleshy pen.
13:53Graham, please.
13:54And then sweat it deep inside your woollen ink pot.
13:59Graham,
14:00we cannot be together.
14:05We jest.
14:07We're bound for a new life together.
14:10It is impossible.
14:13But
14:14we love each other.
14:17Graham,
14:17it is ended.
14:20You will not take my kisses.
14:33Nor ride again my weeping sword.
14:37No.
14:39Do not love me.
14:40I do not believe it.
14:54Say it.
14:56Say you do not love me.
14:58Hmm?
14:59What's that?
15:00I cannot hear you.
15:02I'm sorry?
15:04I cannot hear you.
15:06I do not love you!
15:08I cannot hear you.
15:34I cannot hear you.
15:35I do not hear you.
15:36I don't know.
16:06Kidney brown.
16:08Oh!
16:10Very good.
16:12What wonderful nostrils, John.
16:14Very good.
16:16Ah!
16:18Mistress Helene has returned.
16:22Oh!
16:24I trust you will join us in our suppering.
16:26Dorothy has brought a special guest.
16:28You may remember Master Whiffin.
16:30Ma'am.
16:32From the freak show.
16:36Oh!
16:40Forgive me.
16:42I am most unwell.
16:44I must to bed.
16:46No, no, Helen. I ask you join our simple repast.
16:48John requested pork saddles
16:50and there are still six, eight more
16:52saddles afloat.
16:54But I must to bed. Forgive me.
16:56Mistress, we have a blind and disabled man at our table.
16:58I'm sure John would rather lollop in bed all day.
17:02But he lives on with courage.
17:04Blind.
17:06As a stone.
17:08Your voice.
17:10It is curious.
17:12Familiar, ma'am.
17:14I do not think so.
17:16If John find it familiar, then let it be so.
17:20He's had a difficult life.
17:22Tell your tale, John.
17:24My wife did birth as a runt.
17:28Then brained me and left me for dead.
17:32Dear, dear.
17:34I wonder how such a woman could live with herself.
17:38It is all devilry, of course,
17:40but Master Whiffin has special powers.
17:42He has the hearing of a dolphin.
17:44He's smelt the colour of Dorothy's skirt
17:47and they say he has a lucky hump.
17:50Perhaps one rub of John's special lump
17:54may bring a miracle to Madam's womb.
17:56Well, David did touch it and now has hair in all the right places.
18:00Yes.
18:04And then?
18:05Touch the hump.
18:09Touch the hump.
18:13Why not touch the hump, ma'am?
18:16Touch him, ma'am.
18:18Come.
18:19Rub him well.
18:22Touch him.
18:23Touch the hump.
18:24There he is, touch him.
18:26Touch him.
18:27Come, rub him.
18:29Tell her.
18:30Let her talk.
18:31That's very funny.
18:32Tell her.
18:33Tell her.
18:34Tell her.
18:35Tell her.
18:36Tell her.
18:37Tell her.
18:38Tell her.
18:40Oh, Helen.
19:10Oh, Helen.
19:40Oh, Helen.
20:10Oh, Helen.
20:40I am not she.
20:42Oh, because you're a lady now, are you?
20:47Oh, you love him, do you?
20:56The good pale master of Hunterveen?
20:59He saved me.
21:02You are my wife, and you left me for dead.
21:08And I have come to take thee home.
21:10No, I am not your wife, John.
21:13I was your slave, and you did force yourself upon me time after time.
21:17Sorry!
21:18Oh, forgive me.
21:25Forgive me, please.
21:27Oh, I hear him.
21:38Oh, my little drummer boy.
21:43Drumming tiny hard, bouncing in your belly.
21:47You are with child's wife.
21:55Oh, Dorothy.
22:09I...
22:10I've made a smudge.
22:17I'm merely sketching a keepsake for the good people of Hunterveen before we set sail for Fiji.
22:22Well, I'm pleased to say, sir, that they will have no need of it.
22:26How so?
22:28Why, it looks as if you've taken the cream from the cat's fiddly teat.
22:33Hunterveen is saved, sir.
22:35Mistress Helen is with child.
22:38With child.
22:38Mistress Helen is with child.
22:55Mistress Helen is with child.

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