- 24/07/2025
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00:01Mother, this is my new wife, Helen.
00:06From the shipwreck.
00:08I wish I had been on it.
00:11Another duck rollie, sir?
00:12Please.
00:22Oh!
00:24Am I to understand you are leaving us, Dorothy?
00:27Sir?
00:28To go to sea.
00:29Where is your parrot?
00:31I hope you have no designs on Bird Raymond.
00:34My con here is quite scorched, sir.
00:38I hope so.
00:39It is nothing.
00:40People managed without arms and legs, I shall not miss an eye.
00:43It is repairable.
00:45Burnt to the stem, sir.
00:46I'm...
00:48I'm sorry.
00:51You mean, tis ye hath rendered Dorothy a cyclops?
00:56I...
00:57I...
00:58Excuse me, that will be Dr Fogarty for Mistress Matilde.
01:07You may feed Bird Raymond a nibble or two, if it shall please you.
01:11Please, sir, forgive my widowed eye, Dr Fogarty, only Mistress Suffolk Finch tossed a beaker of hot milk at me upon her wedding night.
01:24Heavens forfend.
01:25But an accident for sure.
01:27Tis now but a cave of crumbs.
01:30Might I...
01:31Take a candle?
01:32No.
01:33My crusty old socket is really of no importance.
01:38It is Mistress Matilde that needs thee.
01:42Her...
01:43Her bowel has been silent for over three months now.
01:46Well, let us hope this day for rapid conversation.
01:51I can smooth her trunk manually to cajole the lolling bolus.
01:56Or, failing that, I have my scoop and claw.
01:59You can see...
02:00Those are the best places to do.
02:01You can see...
02:02Invite him out.
02:03Invite him out.
02:29I suggest you retire.
02:30There you're further bald, my bird.
02:38Well, good morning, mistress.
02:40Another fine day.
02:42I do believe that Mr. Spring has thrust his shiny snout above the frost and...
02:47Oh?
02:48Oh, excuse me.
02:50You do not like Mr. Spring.
02:53Raymond!
02:55Raymond!
02:57Pockerty!
02:57Quick, retrieve my bird, eh, he pettishes.
03:01Come, Raymond.
03:02Come, boy.
03:04Come, boy.
03:05Come, boy.
03:10Shh, shh, shh, shh.
03:12I have thee.
03:13I have thee.
03:17Thank you, Doctor.
03:18You have a wonderful way, Dr. Fogarty.
03:23Dr. Fogarty.
03:24Mm?
03:26I'll show you to Mistress Mathilde's room.
03:28What make you, Dove?
03:47More cushions for prayer.
03:48Oh, Jephthah slaying his daughter.
03:52Wonderful episode.
03:53It is the nativity.
03:57Oh.
03:58Well.
04:00Brother Joseph has confirmed, sir.
04:02Oh, very good.
04:05Hmm.
04:06Brother Joseph is a much refined man,
04:09and it would please me if we might indulge his cultural bent a little.
04:14At dinner tomorrow, I shall sing,
04:16and Dorothy shall be on Crumhall.
04:18That sounds wonderful.
04:23And what will you do, Mistress?
04:25Me?
04:27Well, what would Arabelle have done?
04:30What would she not have done?
04:32It's perhaps more the question.
04:33She was fluent in harpsichord,
04:35tuba, flute, and a drum.
04:38She could sketch like Rubens and paint like Botticelli.
04:41Keen marksman and showjumper.
04:43And as a sprinter, she could outrun any negro.
04:46I could perhaps demonstrate my embroidery.
04:54Maybe take a request for a scene and then recreate it?
04:59I hardly think Brother Joseph would be dazzled by some slow-moving wool, Helen.
05:03Edmund.
05:15Edmund.
05:19Edmund.
05:22Are you awake?
05:29Hmm.
05:30Hmm.
05:30Hmm.
05:33Oh, I thought you might like me to join you.
05:48Oh.
05:49Oh.
05:50Hmm.
05:50Hmm.
06:01Hmm.
06:02Hmm.
06:02Do you know what I should really like?
06:12No, sir.
06:14My bubbly milk.
06:23Oh, and Helen.
06:25Yes, sir.
06:26Perhaps you might secure your top of most button.
06:28Will not do to have a parson's wife parading her wares like some cock-hungry she-baboon.
06:34Oh, God.
06:45Oh.
06:48Oh.
06:57Mom.
06:58Oh.
06:58Oh.
06:59Yeah, I'm in it.
07:00Oh.
07:00Oh.
07:01Excuse me, Mom.
07:01Oh.
07:02Oh.
07:03oh you have been wanting to see mistress Arabelle's room for a while now no no no Dorothy you need
07:29only have asked instead of poking about like a pig in a pastry
07:45we keep everything exactly as was they look lovely
07:55oh I fancy I can smell her
08:00she wore this for croquet
08:14was she good at croquet
08:18oh it was as if she'd grown the mallet from her wrist
08:22her honeymoon ornaments
08:32this housed her breasts
08:38her nipple dents
08:41still there
08:43I sometimes wonder if the dead come back to watch the living
08:53I sometimes wonder if the dead come back to watch the living
09:07if she watches you and master Edmund
09:12I fancy I saw her
09:17or just then
09:18in here
09:30oh
09:31it still holds the whiff of her end place
09:34Arabelle had the most wonderful scent
09:40like a fallen angel
09:43oh
09:46she sounds
09:48perfect
09:49you mean you want this room
09:53sorry
09:54oh no
09:56no
09:56I should have known
09:58that was why you came in
10:00no
10:00Dorothy
10:01I'm perfectly
10:02no no
10:03I shall have your things moved in here
10:06forthwith
10:07but
10:10in the pieces
10:28this is going on
10:30forgive me sir
10:30forgive me
10:32mistress Helen insisted
10:34that she be moved to Arabelle's room
10:35this hour
10:36Edmund I did not wish to be moved in Arabelle's room
10:39please do not pile in gratitude
10:41atop my slumber savage night
10:43Dorothy
10:46is something wrong sir
10:49Helen does not now wish to be placed in Arabelle's room
10:51no sir
10:53mistress Lepic Finch does not now wish to be placed in Arabelle's room
10:55no
10:56first she wishes it and now she does not wish
10:59no no no
11:00she begged that we move her
11:01old Ian Haffney popped his polioed leg with all the shifting in her base
11:04I am quite at a loss
11:06ma'am
11:07tossed from moment to moment
11:08like a pancake on a bat
11:26good day mistress Helen
11:29good day sir
11:31your painting madam
11:33I should not disturb you
11:35oh no no no no
11:37tis only an ugly daub
11:40tis I that have disturbed you
11:44nay sorry but you have not
11:46on Tuesdays I gather bluebells for the sick and the needy
11:50and check the woods for injured wildlife
11:53and check the woods for injured wildlife
11:57but please
12:01may I
12:02tis a most
12:18promising
12:19rendering
12:21I myself
12:22paint
12:22quite a standard
12:25I wanted to paint this for Edmund
12:29well I wonder if I might
12:32simply
12:33adjust
12:35the
12:36perspectives of Whisper
12:37if that would not insult you
12:39no
12:39no
12:40I should be most obliged
12:43it is important
12:51to hold the brush
12:53tenderly
12:55as one would a lady's finger
12:57thence
13:00feed it some colour
13:03then let it take you
13:09whence it will
13:11goes
13:12go
13:13you
13:13you
13:19you
13:20you
13:24you
13:27you
13:31you
13:33who
13:33you
13:38you
13:39Oh.
13:45Life has taken a curious turn for you, Mum.
13:49One minute you're bound for a leper colony,
13:51the next you're the new mistress of Hunderby.
13:55Yes.
13:56I am... I'm blessed.
14:00Or cursed.
14:02What do you think of this for dinner tonight with Brother Joseph?
14:04This lemon, sunny gown with the white frothing underskirts.
14:09He must miss the sun and sea, do you think?
14:13I have laid your dress for dinner, Mum.
14:16Oh.
14:21This pocketed smock with less garish hue
14:25offers a more flattering silhouette to a lady of your... shape.
14:30Master Edmund has a loathing of bright colours.
14:35And if Mum wishes not to embarrass her husband
14:37by dressing as a clown on this most important evening...
14:40Yes.
14:41Yes, yes, silly me.
14:47Dorothy.
14:49Can I help at all?
14:51I wish to expand my duties here as mistress and...
14:55Dorothy.
14:56Dorothy.
14:57I so want us to be friends.
15:00There is one thing, I suppose.
15:04Yes.
15:05Yes, yes, anything.
15:06Bird Raymond needs his supper
15:08and his soil tray will want emptying
15:10whilst I foamy Master Edmund's Jasmine creme bath.
15:13are you therein in?
15:31FIVAL
15:33SWIR doesn't
15:34club things like
15:38γγδΈζ
15:39I hate you.
15:50How's Ruth?
15:54Not well.
15:59What is this we're eating, Dorothy?
16:01I do enjoy its stubborn crunch.
16:05Battered lambs faces, sir.
16:07There are 12 more in the pot.
16:09It puts me in mind of the tribal dances of Fiji.
16:35Come on, Mrs. Helene.
16:42Join us.
16:43Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John
16:45Went to bed with his trousers on
16:48One shoe off and one shoe on
16:50A diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John
16:53Fine, come on, Dorothy.
16:58Thank you, Brother Joseph.
17:00Mr. Selene, what have you in store for us?
17:03Well, I have captured the house in watercolour.
17:09Oh, it is nothing, but...
17:12Perhaps Brother Joseph would care to visit Brother Raymond.
17:28I have taught him a new trick.
17:37It is most amused.
17:39Most amused.
17:40Raymond, has he escaped?
17:45Or is this the trick?
17:48Has Raymond learnt to pick a lock with his beak?
17:50Very good.
17:51Very good.
17:51I knew he was a clever fellow.
17:53Raymond?
17:54Raymond?
17:56Well, I find him up my sleeve or down my bricks.
17:58Oh, I hear much merry rumpus in here.
18:05I have the nine cheese platter, Brother Joseph.
18:08Nay, nay, nay, nay.
18:09Raymond is gone.
18:11Raymond?
18:12He's gone.
18:13Raymond, Raymond.
18:15Raymond.
18:18Forgive us, Brother Joseph.
18:20I'm sure he's quite near.
18:21Raymond, Raymond.
18:23Who was last with him?
18:24Who was last with him?
18:26Very good.
18:26Mistress Helen.
18:27Yes, but I locked the cage.
18:30I'm sure I did.
18:32What business had you with my bird?
18:35Only to feed him, to help Dorothy.
18:38I've seen you with Raymond.
18:40Loathe him.
18:42He does not much care for you either.
18:43No, no, no.
18:44We're firm friends, Edmund.
18:46I can vouch that Mistress Helen did insist on feeding him,
18:50and I did ask that she empty his tray.
18:54Poor might.
18:54It is still piled high with his runny end soil.
18:57Raymond!
19:00Raymond, boy!
19:02Come on, come on, come on, come on.
19:05Oh, my God.
19:22Oh, my God.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:26Oh, please.
19:27Oh, my God.
19:28oh dear dear i i should make haste i'm sorry for your shocking loss brother joseph oh yes brother
19:45joseph of course my wife will be punished but he won't stay for the cheese tis a nine cheese
19:51platters comes with nutty crackers nae nae it is late for cheese
19:56where is she helen where is the boy busher helen helen helen
20:21he saved me
20:39his name is jeff he's from the ship the bethany rose
20:55but did swim to shore oh soul he may remember you mistress oh of course
21:05jeff this is ellen blown from the ship
21:12to lisbeth from john till death
21:32you are not helen blown
21:40you
21:42you
21:43you
21:44you
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