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00:00And you better give me back that 200 quid and fast.
00:05Bad time to get on the wrong side of me, sunshine.
00:08There's not many firemen around.
00:11I'm Michael Burke.
00:12Churchill was named yesterday as the winner of BBC Two's Great Britain's Poll.
00:17But after a number of legal challenges and a last-minute recount of votes,
00:20a surprise new winner has been announced.
00:22This is such an honourated to have been named the Greatest Brit.
00:26I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me.
00:28And my brother Jeb, who helped count the votes until we got the right result.
00:34To have beaten candidates as talented and varicose as Princess Diana,
00:38one of the finest naked mud wrestlers the world has ever seen.
00:42Winston Churchill, the man who revolutionarated stair-lift design.
00:46And his ambarred King Don Brunel, inventor of the microwave can opener,
00:51is nothing short of astonishing rating.
00:53But this will not change me.
00:55I'll just keep on doing what I always have done.
00:57Putting all the votes for Wilbur Shakespeare through the big shredder on my table.
01:02I swear, you're just like a pill.
01:25Instead of making me better, you keep making me ill.
01:28More on that story later.
01:32The devastating consequences of the firefighters' strike have come starkly into focus this evening.
01:37With the tragic news that earlier today, the Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, burnt to the ground.
01:43With this footage taken at the scene, just as the fire broke out.
01:47Well, can I just say, in regard to your paid claims, you've had your say, Andy Gilchrist,
01:51and I think you'll find that Fireman San, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb agree with me on this one.
01:56And in regards to the enactment of public safety.
01:58And when there is safety of the public, that's been enacted.
02:01We're concerned, we're concerning the public.
02:03The public have had their say, and that clearly is off.
02:06It would seem that on the way out of his mouth, two of his incomprehensible sentences accidentally rubbed together and caught a light.
02:16This was a tragedy made all the more upsetting because John Prescott was, of course, a Grade 2 listed politician.
02:23Tony Blair is in our Westminster studio.
02:25Prime Minister, if it wasn't for the strike, could John Prescott have been saved?
02:28Well, perhaps yes, but I blame myself.
02:31I really should have unplugged John before I went to bed.
02:35Guilty face, quivering bottom lip, uniting the nation in times of tragedy, hand gesture.
02:40As soon as I heard he was ablaze, I rushed to the scene to do what I could,
02:44but unfortunately, this can of petrol was empty.
02:49Wise wizard Gandalf, who would be your greatest Briton?
02:53Well, I don't know, really.
02:54I think I'd vote for anyone who could give me a year's supply of IMAC.
03:01Good evening.
03:02I'm sure each and every one of us is relieved to find that Princess Anne's ugly little dog, Dottie, is still alive.
03:10Of course, Dottie's life was only spared in court after I remembered that I had a conversation with Dottie some years ago,
03:18which I'd forgotten because I'm an absent-minded old trout.
03:21During that three-minute exchange, which is three hours in dog years,
03:28she conveyed to me her intention to bite two small children,
03:32to which, of course, I gave my blessing.
03:36One concludes by saying that one is shocked that Dottie has sold her story to the mirror,
03:41and consequently she can think herself lucky she's a bitch,
03:44because otherwise I would cut her balls off.
03:48Just as I did with Charles's some time ago.
03:54This shall be my last supper with you.
03:57I shall not drink again from the fruit of the vine until the kingdom of God comes.
04:03But I tell you this,
04:05there is one of you here who will betray me.
04:07One of you does not deserve to be my follower.
04:14That's right, Jesus.
04:17Because so far, disciples,
04:19you have accumulated a woefully inadequate two bottles of wine and some bread.
04:25Not what I'd want for my last supper.
04:28So, who's not pulling their weight?
04:32Who should consider the lily?
04:35Permanently.
04:36Who is a Pharisee with a capital F?
04:39It's time to vote off the weakest disciple.
04:45Simon, who is called Peter.
04:48You voted for Judas, why?
04:50I just have a feeling he's the one who's,
04:52you know, going to do the betraying.
04:55He's also the disciple who's banked the most money.
04:59Thirty pieces of silver, to be precise.
05:01I think he's going to let us down, Anne.
05:02And I back my judgment.
05:04We'll see if you're still so smug when the cocks crowed.
05:09Thomas, you voted for Judas.
05:12Do you think you'll be happy about that?
05:14I doubt it.
05:15Yes, well, you would doubt it, wouldn't you, Thomas?
05:20Judas, you did bank the most money, but it's votes that count.
05:23You are the weakest disciple.
05:26Goodbye.
05:27You are right.
05:28I am the weakest disciple.
05:30I have sinned and betrayed innocent blood.
05:33If it were better, I were not born.
05:35I will go, find a tree, and hang myself.
05:39Well, given that he was voted off first, I thought he took it rather well.
05:51You tell Wogan if his points-of-view cameras start poking their nose round ear,
05:55I'll post him in a concrete envelope into the Thames.
05:57Liza Minnelli has defended the Picasso-faced pop freak Michael Jackson,
06:03saying the singer did nothing wrong by dangling his baby son out of a six-storey hotel window.
06:08But there is the suggestion she may have been influenced into making the statement
06:12by the fact that Jackson was hanging her out of a six-storey hotel window at the time.
06:16I start my day by reinventing myself completely.
06:21Look, I'm Robbie the Clown.
06:23Right, I'm bored with that.
06:24I think I'll go and have my breakfast.
06:25This is girl, and she's my soulmate.
06:31I know we're going to spend the rest of our lives together.
06:34Shame she didn't last till I finished my bacon.
06:37Do you know what I mean, though?
06:38I think I'll have a massive falling out with a fellow celebrity.
06:41Liam Gallagher, you are a loudmouth, no-mug, waste-of-space, talentless monkey,
06:46and you are so going to get it off me.
06:47Yeah, me and Liam, we had a chat and sorted some stuff out,
06:53and it was great, and it's me best mate in the old world.
06:56This is girl, too.
06:58I love her.
06:58I know we're soulmates.
06:59I could never imagine us being apart, ever.
07:03Pity she didn't last till poor Dinae.
07:05I can't believe she left me for that no-marked, talentless monkey, Liam Gallagher.
07:11I've reinvented myself.
07:13Look at me, devil.
07:14Smart.
07:15I hate my life.
07:16My life's great.
07:17You wouldn't want to be me.
07:18It's great to be me.
07:19It's not.
07:21And tomorrow, I'll just do it all over again.
07:28Now it's time for yet more Forever Summer.
07:33Hello.
07:34I'm Nigella Lawson,
07:36the reason Kleenex shareholders drive round in Rolls Royces.
07:40Summer is a time of year when fruit is at its plumpest,
07:44the firm, ripe flesh, just oozing.
07:48Look, I'm sorry, but this is just too easy.
07:52I think I need more of a challenge.
07:55I'm going to make something else sound sexy for a change.
07:57Right, so in a last-minute change to our schedules here on 4,
08:02Nigella Lawson brings us the delights of filling in her self-assessment tax return.
08:07So start by sitting down at the desk,
08:12allowing the leather-bound chair beneath you to groan slightly
08:15as it takes the weight of your full, ripe, sensuous body.
08:20Then slowly, teasingly,
08:23slip off the thick, brown, outer Inland Revenue envelope
08:27so you can glimpse at the contents
08:30before allowing them to spill playfully onto the desktop beneath you.
08:37Next, take a pen firmly in one hand.
08:42Now, I prefer grasping mine at the very end of the stem,
08:45but of course this depends very much on the length and thickness of the nib
08:49and how engorged it is with ink.
08:52So just let that liquid ooze slowly out onto the weighting document.
09:00I'm going to stroke this box now.
09:0316-9, subsection B, very, very carefully.
09:08I'm going to keep on working my way down,
09:11stroking and stroking and stroking and stroking
09:15until the text man is completely satisfied.
09:17Why does that always happen to me?
09:27Right, love, that's enough you love them thinking I'm a poofter.
09:30I'm going to pat on my arse later.
09:33Was I a violent kid? No, I don't think so.
09:36Back home, the school playground was a bit of a rough-and-ready kind of place.
09:40And I remember one time I was no more than 12 or maybe 13.
09:43And at that age, nobody likes to get a funny look.
09:45And so what followed was a particularly nasty scrap,
09:51which must have gone on for about 30 minutes or more.
09:53And I emerged from that beaten and bloodied, but victorious.
09:56And I'll tell you something,
09:57that koala thought twice about ever looking at me funny.
10:00The Cyberman's favourite Great Britain?
10:03It has to be Henry VIII.
10:05He killed off the Catholic Church.
10:07He killed Cardinal Woolsey.
10:08He killed Thomas More.
10:10He killed Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard.
10:12Yes, our favourite Britain is definitely Henry VIII.
10:15Because he was an unstoppable killing machine.
10:19I quite like Bruce Forsyth.
10:21You're weird.
10:28Ah.
10:29Earth.
10:301997.
10:33An interstitial time helix.
10:35Galaxy grade.
10:37Obviously the work of Sontaran tube effect worms.
10:41Those slave relay support rods are the largest I've ever seen.
10:45If I'm right,
10:46they'll be tapping into volcanic fission at the centre of planet Earth.
10:50That kind of power.
10:52Those pods could be jettisoned into e-space at superlucent velocity.
10:55I must save them.
10:56Excuse me, my good woman.
10:59Those pods, do you know where they go?
11:01They just go around.
11:03Into the universe of antimatter.
11:06Or Alzheimer's.
11:07Come down the other side.
11:08Are you in Doctor Who?
11:11I am known only as the Doctor.
11:14So the pods go all the way up and then all the way back down again.
11:19Absolutely.
11:20Greetings, everyone.
11:25This is most fascinating, isn't it?
11:27It would seem as though we're on a large observation wheel.
11:30If only that were true.
11:32No.
11:33This is a galaxy-grade interstitial time configuration helix.
11:37Operated by the Sontarans from their base on Phobos, the moon of Mars.
11:42And we are all trapped aboard one of its outer cryogenic chamber pods.
11:47The Sontarans must want to capture us.
11:50And turn us into reptilian hatchlings to swell their populations.
11:53We've opened their long-running war with the Rutons.
11:56You see that building there?
11:58The large clock?
12:00You know what's in there, don't you?
12:03Wankers!
12:05If you would like to move to the northeast and northwest edges of the capsule,
12:10facing towards the spiral staircases, we will take your photograph.
12:14Don't do it. It's a trap.
12:15These are cards which depict the interstitial time-delay helix across there.
12:26How much are they?
12:27Oh, 45 pence.
12:28Have you got a change of a Gallifrey and Zonk?
12:30That's highly dangerous. Don't touch it.
12:36You are Autons from the planet Tossos.
12:40We haven't much time.
12:43Nice to see you, to see you.
12:45Nice.
12:46I'm warning you.
12:52So, James, you understand your mission?
12:55You want me to infiltrate a ruthless organization in tantal world domination
12:59whose lair is staffed by unthinking drones in unfashionable jumpsuits?
13:04That's no way to talk about Tescos, James.
13:06They've given us a lot of money to mention them in the film.
13:08So have Sainsbury's Waitrose, Asda and Cost Cutter.
13:11Even my martinis these days are mixed with Happy's Shop of Vodka.
13:14Exactly.
13:15Now, I want you to start by negotiating the aisles,
13:18chock-full of products at ridiculously low, low prices.
13:22Take advantage of the freshly baked bread at the in-store bakery.
13:25And before you leave the complex,
13:27don't forget to fill up with price-busting petrol from the forecourt.
13:30You know, Em, my secret missions have become a bit less exciting
13:33since we started accepting all this product placement money.
13:36I mean, maybe after defeating Smirsh,
13:38shopping at Tescos is a bit of a come-down for 007.
13:42Oh, it's no longer 007.
13:44It's 007.11.
13:46Open 24 hours for all your convenience shopping needs.
13:51Listen, Stavros,
13:52two million quid into the usual Swiss bank account
13:54or your oil tanker might develop a little leak as well.
13:57following good ratings for Channel 4's broadcast of a live autopsy.
14:04BBC One has decided to do what it does with hit shows on other channels.
14:08Nick it.
14:10But they have stressed that their version will be every bit as scientifically rigorous
14:14and non-sensational as Professor Von Hagens was.
14:17Hello there and welcome to Dale's Showbiz Autopsy.
14:24I hope you're in the mood to probe a few bodies.
14:27I know I am.
14:29I'll eat more corpses for you tonight than a full series of last of the summer wine.
14:33We're going to start with a body that's been embalmed for quite some time.
14:36It's the lovely Babs Windsor.
14:40Now then, sweetheart, have you got all your instruments?
14:43Oh, yes, Dale, they're all here.
14:45Blusher, eyeliner.
14:48No, you noggin the other ones.
14:50Yeah, right, now we've got scissors, scalpel, forceps.
14:57Sterilised.
14:58Oh, I think it's a bit late for me to be worrying about that, Dale.
15:02OK, let's take a look at the stiff.
15:06And wouldn't you know, it's the lovely Graham Norton.
15:10Oh, well, well, well, yes, you said, I knew it would be just a matter of time
15:14before I got something sharp of Dale's inside me.
15:18Cheapy meh.
15:19Yeah, right, time to make my first incision.
15:24Oh, so, stand up, stand up.
15:28If, like me, you've just had both legs sawn off.
15:32Join us next week with our proof I'll stick the knife in even better than Paul Burrell.
15:35Goodbye.
15:39My name is Greg Dyke.
15:42And I am Director General of the BBC.
15:46Shut up, I am.
15:47Now, people often ask me how I remain so cool and calm in such a high-pressure job.
15:53Well, it's because for Christmas I was given one of those executive toys for stress relief.
15:57You just sit it on your desk and whenever someone starts winding you up, you punch it and all the stress just evaporates.
16:03Yeah, it's called Jim Davidson.
16:05Well, we have to find him something to do now the Generation Games be next.
16:10Oh, you get up.
16:11Are we going to the seaside today or what?
16:14Hi, kids.
16:15Yes, it's that time of the morning again.
16:17That brightly coloured blobs.
16:19Do you know what a confidentiality clause is, Bobo?
16:45You should do, because you signed one when you took this job.
16:51Look, children.
16:52It's Bobo's new friends.
16:54Uncle Bullet Tooth Tony and Uncle Bone Crusher Billy.
16:58They're going to take Bobo on an adventure and teach Bobo a lesson.
17:02He says you don't like being f***ed about by a two-book circus Japanese artist.
17:08Children, do you think Flomit or Plinky will ever be stupid enough to try to sell their story to a downmarket rag now?
17:15No.
17:16Not if they know what's good for them.
17:20This is News Act Review, a photographic negative of You've Been Framed.
17:24And we turn our attention now to opera and the English National Opera's new production of Tosca.
17:30Germaine Greer.
17:31Well, to me, this production failed totally to capture the world of someone that is essentially fatalistic
17:38and yet at the same time profoundly optimistic in tone.
17:41I'm sorry, that's just not acceptable.
17:43Why?
17:44Because some of that almost sounded like it made sense and clearly no one watches this show for that.
17:49Tom Paulin, I can usually rely on you to make about as much sense as a hamster and a tumble dryer.
17:54Well, for me, the whole production had just smelt too much of vanilla.
18:01Not bad, but perhaps not the full straight jacket, Germaine.
18:06I think what the production lacked for me was a monkey sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper.
18:12Right, well, we're beginning to knock on Broadmoor's door, but they're not letting us in.
18:18It's just as well.
18:19We have the master here to show you how it's done.
18:21Jimmy Hill.
18:22Yes.
18:22Well, you know, I think, you know, the thing about Tosca, it is a good opera.
18:27You know, you and I both know that.
18:29You know, it's a decent opera at heart.
18:31But, you know, we should be sort of looking at it and saying, well, yes, you know, it is coming towards us and then sort of going away again.
18:39And then I think what's happening, you know, around the side, there's some things going on there.
18:44And then, you know, it has got a lot of power.
18:46It's got a lot of pace.
18:48You know, it's got everything.
18:50It's got two good feet.
18:51It's good in the air.
18:52And, you know, I think if Teddy Sheringham were to sit in the hole, you know, prompting, probing, you know, delightful little balls.
19:01But, you know, the tragedy is it hasn't made it through to the second phase of the Champions League on the away goal rule.
19:12Perfect.
19:12People of Britain, following the terrible rioting in Nigeria, I have agreed for the Miss World pageant to be staged here in Britain instead.
19:24But I've only done so after receiving some cast-iron guarantees.
19:28Firstly, that no more statements liable to inflame religious tensions will be made.
19:32And most importantly of all, that I can be the UK's contestant in the pageant.
19:38Hello.
19:46My name is Tony.
19:48I'm Sagittarius with Capricorn Rising.
19:51I'm outgoing, like long walks in the country and charity work.
19:55And men who don't just want to know me because I'm beautiful.
19:59Can you hear me, George?
20:03I'm honoured that so many people have voted for me, Captain Scott,
20:07who's the greatest Briton.
20:10Me.
20:11A man who never gave up, no matter how hopeless the cause.
20:17I'm surprised more people didn't vote for Tim Henneman.
20:21More producers of Fame Academy.
20:23My next guest is the very nice lady whom I have just stood next to at this wonderful bus stop.
20:34It's very good to have you.
20:36Good morning.
20:37I suppose I should start by asking you, really.
20:39I mean, when did you first decide to stand and wait at a bus stop in Australia?
20:43When was the first time that that happened to you?
20:46Really?
20:481960s?
20:49I mean, I suppose you must have waited at some memorable bus stops in your time.
20:53Would you all stand out as being your particular favourites?
20:57I don't know.
20:59I think the one in Oxford Street because you always get a bus stop.
21:03Yes, yes.
21:04Oh, yes, I know that.
21:04Very good, very good.
21:05And there's always a sense of that great bustling atmosphere at the bus stop in Oxford Circus, isn't there?
21:10Yes.
21:11There's plenty, plenty, plenty going, going on.
21:13Yes, and there are buses up and down.
21:16Yes, and there are buses up and down.
21:17I'll just get a bus and hop to the other bus stop if you want.
21:21So any bus stop is fine for you?
21:23Any bus stop is fine for me.
21:24Once the bus comes and they're ready to get on it, that's it.
21:27Even those bus stops with Muhammad Ali, Spike Milligan, and the great Gene Kelly.
21:31I mean, I suppose this is sort of a difficult question to ask, really, but would you, and have you ever considered taking your clothes off if the bus stop permitted it?
21:45No, I would not.
21:46No, no.
21:47I'm not an exhibitionist.
21:48I would not.
21:49No, no, I suppose.
21:50And that's another thing that I've always admired about your work.
21:53I would not.
21:54Yes.
21:54I would not strip for anyone but my husband.
21:57I've been married to him for four years.
21:59So.
22:00I am not.
22:01No.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:03Well, it's been very nice to talk to you, and I hope that, I mean, any annoying exciting bus stops lined up for the future?
22:09The one on Barbados.
22:11Oh, yes.
22:12It's been wonderful to be with you, and just time to say that my guest's book, Waiting at Bus Stops, is available in all good bookshops now.
22:21Oh, yes.
22:21A very good read it is, too.
22:23So, listen, thank you very much indeed, and wish a good day.
22:26Okay.
22:27Well, my guests next week include Bernie Clifton and a herd of giraffes.
22:33Until next time, goodbye.
22:35ITV revealed their somewhat controversial choice of a big-name star to play the lead role in a major new drama series about the life of the Queen Mother.
22:47My dear Wallace, our love can never be.
22:51I can never take an American divorcee as my queen.
22:55Then leave, Edward.
22:57Relinquish the throne.
22:58The country may lose a king, but we will gain happiness together.
23:02Then that's what I'll do.
23:04You're going nowhere, you slags!
23:09My name's not Elizabeth Bowes-Lion.
23:13It is me.
23:15You're Roth Kemp.
23:16It's right.
23:17I played an angry bald brother, an angry bald security man, an angry bald SAS soldier.
23:23An angry bald queen mother was the next logical step!
23:26If you think I'm going to stand idly by while this horse-faced American drive my Bertie to an early grave by forcing him to become king, then you've got another thing coming.
23:37You get down them stairs, you slag!
23:39Surely, even for Kemp, a role too far.
23:42Jermaine Greer, don't you agree?
23:44No, I do not.
23:46Jermaine?
23:47It's me, Roth Kemp.
23:48After playing an angry bald queen mother, an angry bald Australian feminist seemed the next logical step.
23:53And another thing violence perpetrated against women is a manifest sign of the castration of the male hierarchy in regard to the female hegemony!
24:01In other words, Lawson, get out of stairs, you slag!
24:06And there's a treat in store for drama lovers now, as this BBC2 trail has been adapted by Andrew Davis.
24:12Well, he's written everything else this weekend, so he might as well write this too.
24:16It'll be just the same as all the other trails, really, except I'm wearing a frock coat and a top hat.
24:22And you might notice it being a little sexier than usual.
24:25I'm Kirstie Ward.
24:27Even when I'm with my boo, all I think about is you.
24:30More on that story later.
24:32Army generals have complained that soldiers simply can't cover for striking firefighters if they take part in an invasion of Iraq.
24:39I'm joined tonight by the Prime Minister, Mr Tony Blair.
24:42Well, indeed, Kirstie.
24:43Angry hand gesture, serious forehead.
24:45We've got to pull together teeth.
24:48You know...
24:48Safety is, of course, paramount.
24:52But when our boys are off bombing Baghdad back into the Stone Age,
24:56they will be replaced by a group of individuals well-versed in every aspect of firefighting.
25:02The Territory Army?
25:03No, clowns.
25:06For some months, under the watchful eye of Mr Chipperfield, Mr Spangles here, along with thousands of other clowns, have been well-trained in every facet of the clown art of firefighting.
25:19From walking up a ladder, to throwing glitter from a bucket, onto a cardboard fire.
25:26Mr Spangles does communicate using a series of ridiculous noises, but thankfully, I brought someone from the Cabinet to interpret.
25:34Robin?
25:37What Mr Spangles is trying to say is that we will be equipped with the very latest soda siphons, and that the moment we receive the call, they will immediately board their specially prepared clown cars.
25:59But clown cars have top speeds of three miles an hour, and they stop after six feet with a big bang and a comical cloud of smoke.
26:06Which means they'll get to the fires a damn sight quicker than the green goddesses.
26:11Hello, loves.
26:12Thora here.
26:14Do you know, they've asked me to name my favourite Briton, and I can tell you, loves, it's been a very difficult choice.
26:21Should it be Shakespeare?
26:23Mr Churchill?
26:24Mick Jones of the Clash?
26:26Well, I finally plumped for God.
26:30Oh, he is British, you know.
26:31You can tell by his lovely writing style in the Bible, and the fact that he created rich tea fingers.
26:38God bless.
26:42Look, kids, there's Plinky, and there's Bobo.
26:46And what's Flummit up to?
26:48Oh, dear.
26:51Why did Flummit punch Plinky in the smoke?
26:54Because Plinky looked to me funny, that's why.
26:57Flummit, you don't seem yourself.
27:00No.
27:01I'm not Ken.
27:02I played an angry bald lawyer, an angry bald soldier, an angry bald queen mum.
27:07An angry bald blob was the next logical step.
27:10I think it's time now for the brightly coloured blobs to go beddy bye-byes.
27:15Shut it, you narrator slag!
27:16I think Flummit wants to say sorry for using a bad word.
27:20Sorry.
27:21Sorry.
27:22I'll give you sorry!
27:24Get down them stairs!
27:31Starting in a few minutes over on ITV2 is Pop Rivals Extra.
27:35Expect to see tears aplenty from those young hopefuls who've had their dreams of becoming a household name crushed by being chosen to be in the final band.
27:43So, Goldie has become the first person to be voted out on Celebrity Big Brother.
27:53Erm, Jermaine Greer.
27:55Celebrity Big Brother?
27:56Why would people watch such vapid nonsense?
27:59I mean, it seems to me there is no intrinsic entertainment value at all in watching a bunch of C-list celebrities just sitting around talking.
28:07Well, I mean, absolutely.
28:08I mean, it's so boring.
28:11I mean, just watching people sitting and talking endlessly on and on.
28:17And these ghastly women who just are so self-obsessed and sit around talking about themselves all the time.
28:24I mean, would I do that?
28:25Me?
28:26Would I do that?
28:27Talk about myself all the time?
28:29Not at all.
28:30I mean, and then just when you think they've finished, they start up again, talking endlessly on and on.
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28:42And the Newsnight Review housemates have finally achieved the impossible task of being even more boring than the real Celebrity Big Brother.
28:50All right, last one in the jacuzzi has to explain the feminist theories of Andrea Dworkin.
29:00Day 603 in the Newsnight Review house.
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