- 7/4/2025
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00:00so what do you guys want to do today hang out with your mom guys let's do something to benefit
00:16mankind something that'll bring peace love understanding and cop car let's go check out
00:23the mindless violence one million of the brand new dollar bills with a winking george washington
00:32on the front have been stolen how did it happen officer tubbs the gods were hypnotized with a
00:37hypno ray the vault was lasered open with a laser lance and a child's report card was found at the
00:43scene we have no suspects yet but i think a crook or possibly a thief did it all those clues point
00:49to only one person local boy genius jimmy neutron hey who's wearing the badge here way to go jimmy
00:56your first federal crime right jimmy why i would have lent you a million dollars i didn't do it this
01:03is ridiculous let's get out of here quick so i can figure out what's going on carl you don't have a
01:08million dollars well it's the thought that counts who would want to frame me let's see professor
01:15calamitous the yokias the junk man dr moise those three alien guys beautiful gorgeous baby eddie don't
01:20forget cindy in my labs 24-hour surveillance video will show me which one got in here
01:30wait i've seen this it's that new reality show the boring lab where nothing happens
01:36there somehow they got in my lab analyze someone with a wooden leg wearing munoburli shoes from italy with a
01:44kidney shape birthmark on their head all we need to do is find them to the right all right we're
01:49already there let's see uh push on and talk cool jimmy neutron this is the police come out with your
01:59hands over your head that's physically impossible why are they arresting me i didn't do anything
02:05maybe i can just explain to them no make a run for it jimmy i'll create a diversion i know exactly
02:11what to do you never take me alive coppers that was kind of cute i ain't going to the big house
02:19i got an ultra load action figure and i'm not afraid to use it stop in the world ma wait listen to me
02:26i was framed i can explain everything yeah right tell it to the uh the guy in the robe with the
02:33little hammer uh sits at a big tall desk the judge right uh tell it to the what did you call him again
02:46jimmy i know you're innocent don't forget to brush your teeth
02:49hugh our little boy is going to jail seems like only yesterday he was stealing our hearts
02:55don't worry jimbo i'll get you the best lawyer a car salesman can afford neutron's going to jail
03:02that's terrible wait a minute now i'm the smartest kid in class that's great
03:08yeah i knew him he was an odd kid a little strange enormous head when will this be on tv
03:15welcome to the south retroville rehabilitation facility my name's warren buford lee stormshuckle
03:22you're mine now boy i've got to get out of here and find the real crook i have the right to make a
03:30phone call sheen it's jimmy jimmy you mean jimmy neutron or jimmy carter the 39th president of the
03:39united states neutron listen do you remember that book we read in class drills hacksaws and shovels
03:47bring drills hacksaws and shovels to me don't worry jimmy i'm on it
03:55but he's a jolly good fan yeah thanks um did you bring what i asked for oh yeah the big book of drills
04:02hacksaws and shovels man we had to go to like six bookstores to find it you owe me 12.95
04:08you were supposed to bring me a drill hacksaw or shovel oh now i get it we're supposed to help you escape
04:20well jimmy neutron he stole the money now he's working
04:25on the chain gang he'll write in prison shane sorry i just always wanted to sing on the chain gang
04:34i can't take it anymore i'm going crazy i'm cracking up carl we've only been here for two minutes
04:41it feels like four what y'all doing over there working hard in the hot sand boss i bet you all
04:47like a sip of this ice cold and delicious lemonade yes boss that ain't gonna happen
04:57now stop talking trash and start picking it up i've got to get back to my lab get on my computer and find
05:03the wooden-legged moodle browly shoe wearing kidney birthmark headed man or we'll never be free
05:08but jimmy you don't have your cool watch or goddard or anything to help us escape yeah i've still
05:14got this your hair carl give me your glasses
05:23i'm blinded dang i can't see i hope no one tried to escape run technically i think this is actually
05:32hardly hardly hurry faster move as one we don't have time for your zen philosophy jimmy we're trying
05:38to hobble my ankles are chafing does anyone have any lotion no warden's storm shackle his dog's
05:46tracking us we've got to hide
05:48so
05:56dang gum prison budget cuts
06:02is you talking mushrooms look a colorful picturesque local resident hi banjo plane boy
06:10scene please hi uh you probably don't have a computer with high speed cable or satellite connectivity
06:16danged if i don't it's right over yonder there in my internet cafe
06:24okay first i'll search for all people with wooden legs 17 864 wooden legged people okay now to
06:30find wooden legged people with moodle browly shoes that sounds like warren stormshuckle and his boom
06:36box ahead in this way y'all better high tailored arch here i don't have all the data but we've got to go
06:42i'll never forget you banjo plane boy bye bye talking mushrooms jimmy have you seen a restroom
06:50because i kind of have to find one fast carl we're in the middle of the woods they don't have restrooms
06:56they had an internet cafe just go behind that tree what no one's going to the bathroom while we're chained
07:02i've been holding it for an hour oh man is it last time i get in a chain gang with you guys
07:10don't look i'm not hurry up i'm trying to
07:16i see a bear is he a nice bear like a teddy bear or a mean one
07:30one
07:42one
07:46two
07:48one
07:50two
07:52Man, those bear resting closets my dad made me take sure paid off.
08:08I still have to go to the...
08:09Dang, them boys ain't here.
08:16Keep looking!
08:17We'll sneak into the lab and use my computer.
08:23Carl, you can use the bathroom.
08:25I'm good.
08:30They've staked out my house.
08:31We can't get in the lab.
08:35Be on the lookout for these highly dangerous escape criminals.
08:39Jimmy the Brain Neutron, Sheen Loco Estevez, and Baby-Faced Carl Weezer.
08:44There is a $10,000 reward for information leading to their arrest.
08:48Call 555-55-55-55-55-55.
08:54Cindy, shh.
08:55I need to use your computer.
08:56We're in a girl's room.
08:58Nice PJs, Vortex.
09:01I'm glad you jailbirds are here so I can turn you in.
09:03No, Cindy, I was framed.
09:05I can prove it.
09:06Just let me use your computer.
09:07Why should I?
09:08I can do a lot with $10,000.
09:10I'd start with your room.
09:11May I suggest glow-in-the-dark Ultra Lord wallpaper?
09:14No one's turning us in.
09:16Hi.
09:16I'd have to turn in the escape convicts.
09:18If I just turn in two of them, how much do I get?
09:21Shane!
09:22Wooden legs, moon O'Brily shoes, birthmark.
09:26That's...
09:27Buford Lee Stormshuckle.
09:30Y'all are under arrest.
09:32Can I get my $10,000?
09:34How about $300?
09:35All right, $50, but that's my second-to-last offer.
09:38I'll just permanently delete this here incriminating evidence.
09:42You stole all that money?
09:45But how did you get into my lab?
09:46I got your DNA off a straw at the candy bar.
09:49Let's go.
09:54They always return to the scene of the arrests.
09:56$20 is my final offer.
09:58Take it or leave it.
09:59Okay, one buck and we'll call it a day.
10:01Think I'll give y'all a dollar just to shut your trap?
10:05Hey, wait a minute.
10:06This is a brand-new dollar bill.
10:08The Retroville Bank was the only bank that had those.
10:11Uh, what?
10:12Don't listen to him.
10:13When you hold it up to the light, Washington winks at you.
10:18Officer Tubbs, arrest this man.
10:21Buford Stormshuckle, you're under arrest.
10:23But, but, but I...
10:25How do you do it, Tubbs?
10:29Seriously, how do I do it?
10:31You want a nice gold purple blurb, boss?
10:44I'll get you if it's the last thing I do.
10:47Let's talk him back and more pickin' up, son.
10:51Take us home, banjo-playing boy.
10:53All right, buddy.
10:54Hang on.
10:56I didn't know I could play this thing.
10:58Boy, that is the magic of animation.
11:01Yee-haw!
11:16Ha!
11:17You call that, Revy?
11:19This race isn't over yet.
11:22Hope you like dirt,
11:24cause you're about to eat my dust.
11:27Oh, that was cool.
11:33Now let's race at super fast speed.
11:36Yeah, and then let's race right in the middle of slow and fast.
11:40You mean normal?
11:41Yeah, normal.
11:42Boy, I wish we could hang out at Jimmy's forever and ever.
11:46Hey, kids.
11:48Boy, I can't wait until career day tomorrow
11:50to tell your classmates all about my life
11:52as a professional ventriloquist.
11:54Dad, you're not a professional ventriloquist.
11:57I am now.
11:58Say hello to Flippy, too.
11:59He's just like Flippy 1, except not completely destroyed.
12:02Ain't that right, Flippy?
12:03You said it, hotshot!
12:06Oh, Dad, you're not really going to bring that thing to class tomorrow.
12:09Sure I am.
12:10I'm even workin' on some new material.
12:12Check it out.
12:13So, Flippy, how you been lately?
12:15Not so good.
12:16Some bees tried building and nested me this morning.
12:18Oh, really?
12:19You call a beekeeper?
12:20Yeah, but I got a buzzy signal.
12:23Get it?
12:24Buzzy signal.
12:25It's the sound bees make.
12:27Oh, gee, look at the tide.
12:28Yeah, I just remembered I have to be someplace other than here.
12:32Guys, wait.
12:33Where are you going?
12:34Yeah, they're probably off to tell all your friends about tomorrow.
12:38You are going to be so popular.
12:40Bye-bye, now.
12:41Hi, Mom.
12:45Hi, Jimmy.
12:46I'm making sugar cookies, monkey shapes for your father, and Danish physicist Niels Bohr for you.
12:52That's nice.
12:53Mom, is Dad really going to do his ventriloquist act at career day tomorrow?
12:56Oh, I'm afraid that's my fault.
12:58He was getting so obsessed with ducks, I asked him to get a new hobby.
13:02But his jokes are so...
13:04Well...
13:05Oh, Jimmy, how bad can they be?
13:07What else is new, Flippy?
13:08Well, I got arrested for stealing a sheriff's badge.
13:11Really?
13:12Why'd they let you go?
13:13They couldn't pin it on me.
13:15Yeah, comedy gold.
13:17That bad.
13:18Well, maybe you could help your father write some new jokes.
13:21Oh, I'm a scientist, not a comedian.
13:24Wait a minute.
13:27Knock, knock.
13:28Be right there.
13:29Wait, no, that's not it.
13:34Hello, Neutron residence.
13:36Si, this is Pancho's hat repair.
13:38Your sombrero, she is ready.
13:40Oh, goody, I'll be right over.
13:42Honey, I'm off to pick up my sombrero.
13:46Didn't even know I owned one.
13:56Chip, please, Goddard.
13:59What's that thing?
14:00That, my friends, is a funny chip.
14:04Carl!
14:04I mean, it's designed to supercharge the joke receptors of the nearest brain.
14:09I'm going to implant it in Flippy.
14:11As the computer simulation shows, as long as my dad's holding Flippy,
14:14the chip will home in on dad's joke receptors, stimulating it via nanowaves.
14:18The result?
14:19My dad's 512% funnier.
14:22Cool.
14:23And that is how you reattach the coolant manifold of a 12-year-old high-breeze air-conditioning unit.
14:41I thank you.
14:44That's my dad.
14:46Thank you, Mr. Estevez.
14:48Our next speaker will be Jimmy's father, Mr. Hugh Neutron.
14:53Thank you, thank you, thank you.
14:54It's so great to see all these smiling faces.
14:58Isn't it, Flippy?
14:58Yes, it sure is.
15:02I haven't seen this many teeth since Miss Fowl came back for a sale at the Denture Depot.
15:11Yeah, uh, huh?
15:13Ah, can't you just smell the learning?
15:16Wait a minute, that's Butch.
15:17Dude, do you ever shower?
15:22So what else do you like about Lindbergh School, Flippy?
15:25Well, you can't beat the cafeteria.
15:26I tell you, the food there is fit for a king.
15:29Here, king.
15:30Here, king.
15:33Oh, king's a dog's name.
15:41Oh, you've never heard so many laughs, Sugar Booger.
15:44I didn't even know I knew those jokes.
15:46Oh, Jimmy, you must have been so proud of your father.
15:49Huh?
15:50Oh, I sure was, Mom.
15:51I think Flippy and I are ready for the big time.
15:54Weddings, mall openings, maybe even bar mitzvahs.
15:58Uh, Dad, maybe it's time to retire, Flippy.
16:01You know, quit while you're on top.
16:03Quick, not a chance.
16:04I have to keep practicing.
16:06From now on, Flippy isn't leaving my side.
16:15Hugh, I think your new hobby is starting to come between us.
16:19No, honey, don't be ridiculous.
16:21Say goodnight, Flippy.
16:22Goodnight.
16:23Don't let the termites bite.
16:24Come on, Dow Face, fill it up.
16:42It's coffee.
16:43You can buy more.
16:44Mom, what's going on?
16:46Oh, your father in that dummy.
16:48He hasn't said a word in his own voice all morning.
16:51Hey, hey, hey, am I talking too fast for you?
16:53You need a word to English dictionary?
16:55Let's go!
16:56Dad?
16:58Dad?
16:58I said he's fine, Jimbo.
16:59Now sit down and eat your breakfast.
17:02Jimbo?
17:03The chip.
17:04All right, Flippy, I know what you're up to.
17:06Hey, bad move, kid.
17:08Your pops and I share a brain.
17:09And I could do some serious damage.
17:13Up, dummy.
17:14I think your father's finally lost his mind.
17:19No, it's been stolen.
17:21Sorry, Mom, gotta go.
17:25We got here as fast as we could, Jimmy.
17:27Guys, we have a situation.
17:29Flippy's using the funny chip to suck out my dad's brain so he can turn real.
17:33It's turning my dad into a zombie.
17:34First your dad's not funny enough.
17:36Now he's acting like a zombie.
17:38Will you never be satisfied?
17:41Are you done?
17:43Maybe.
17:44Um, why can't you just take his chip out, Jimmy?
17:46I have to get him away from my dad first.
17:48As long as they're in physical contact, Flippy could use the chip connection to do permanent damage.
17:53Why didn't you say so?
17:54I can get them apart, no problem.
17:56Yeah, they're in your yard right now having a lawn sale.
17:59What are they selling?
18:00All your stuff.
18:05You're selling Neutron's telescope for a quarter?
18:08I'm also heisting his dad's brain, marrying his mom, and moving to Vegas.
18:11Now, do you want it or not?
18:13I'll give you a nickel.
18:14A dime.
18:15Done.
18:15Done.
18:16If you want them separated, then separated they shall be.
18:20Hey, Mr. N, how much for that puppet?
18:22I'm not a puppet.
18:23A few more hours and I'll be as real as you.
18:25Come on, how much?
18:26I've always wanted a puppet.
18:28I said take a hike, Junior.
18:30Just let me hold him.
18:32Whoa!
18:32For a dinky puppet, that kid's pretty strong.
18:37That does it.
18:38This has gone far enough.
18:40Quit stealing my dad's brain.
18:42Back off, Jimbo.
18:43One more step and I'm going to set the inside of his head on Frappe.
18:49Magnetize.
18:54No, no, Jimmy, please.
18:56All I wanted was to be real like you and your friends.
18:59Well, not your friends.
19:00They're morons.
19:01But you don't know what it's like being a dummy.
19:03Unable to cry.
19:04Unable to laugh.
19:05Always wearing tiny, ill-fitting suits.
19:08And don't even get me started what I've got to put up with to get my mouth to move.
19:11You think he can warm his hands up once in a while.
19:13Please, just let me be real.
19:15Let me live.
19:17I don't think so.
19:19Oh, no.
19:20The brain transference is complete.
19:24Jimmy!
19:27Jimmy, are you okay?
19:29Flippy, what happened?
19:32He's got my dad.
19:33We can't let him get away.
19:37Buckle up for safety.
19:38I see him on your tracking thingy, Jimmy.
19:48They're headed for the woods outside of town.
19:51We've got to catch him.
19:52Flippy doesn't need my dad anymore.
19:54Probably plans to...
19:55Flippy, no!
20:06Sorry, kid.
20:07The big guy's got to go.
20:09As long as he's around, you'll keep trying to get his brain back.
20:12Man, that's one smart puppet.
20:13You sure that's your dad's brain?
20:15My dad's brain?
20:17He was getting so obsessed with ducks, I asked him to get a new hobby.
20:21Obsessed with ducks, obsessed with ducks.
20:24Flippy, look!
20:25A flock of pie-billed greens!
20:27Really?
20:28Hey, I know what you're trying to pull.
20:30What ain't gonna work?
20:39Oh, look at all the duckies!
20:41Wait till I tell Sugarbuckers!
20:44I got him, Jimmy!
20:45I'll open his hatch at the coolant manifold on a 12-year-old high breeze!
20:52Huh?
20:54Where am I?
20:55Dad, it's Jimmy.
20:57Are you okay?
20:58I feel strained.
21:00My head's off.
21:02Hey, look!
21:03Duckies!
21:04Lots of them!
21:05Oh, I love duckies almost as much as I love pie.
21:08You know, I wish they could make duck-shaped pie.
21:10Oh, boy, wouldn't that be something?
21:12Or how about pie-shaped ducks?
21:14It's more complicated, but then you could have dessert and dinner at the same time!
21:20And then he threw Sheen across the lawn and threatened to set your brain on frappé.
21:24He did?
21:25Wow!
21:26I miss everything!
21:27Well, that's enough excitement for me for quite a while.
21:31Thank goodness things are back to normal.
21:34You got that right.
21:36Could you please pass the salt?
21:37Oh, well, it's probably just a residual brainwave.
21:44Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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