- 7/3/2025
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00:00The End
00:30This is my turn.
01:00I'm a flying boy! So graceful! Surely you're all jealous!
01:30This has been but a small demonstration of my kung fu ability. Surely you must now make me, Yu-Yi, your chosen one.
01:41Why? Why do you make the laughing sounds from your mouth holes?
01:46Because we already have a chosen one. The legendary one who puts leg behind head.
01:52But he is no match for me! He is not even a monk! You even say he is an idiot!
01:57He is. But still, the leg behind the head.
02:05Crap! Crap!
02:07Okay, that was embarrassing. This meeting is adjourned.
02:11Wait! There is one way. It is written that if the chosen one is defeated in pitched battle, his conqueror takes his place.
02:22Now I am quietly pondering something.
02:27Sheen, tell me again why you put your leg behind your head to drink milkshakes.
02:33It relaxes me. Some people bite their nails. I contort myself ghoulishly while drinking milk products.
02:39You ask.
02:40Hola, guys!
02:41Hi, Libby.
02:42Hey, Libs.
02:43Wow! You look like one of those cineritas.
02:46Thanks. It's for tonight. Nick and I are doing the hip-hop tango in the school dance show.
02:51What?
02:53Sheen!
02:54What do you mean you and Nick? You're my girlfriend!
02:57Sheen, chill out. First of all, I'm not your girlfriend. Second of all, we're just dancing.
03:02Fickletooth, thy name is Libby!
03:04Sheen, relax. What self-respecting guy would want to be in a stupid dance show anyway?
03:08Oh, I would! I would!
03:09I said self-respecting guy.
03:11Oh.
03:12Well, I guess it's your loss, Libby. Because it just so happens that I'm a much better hip-hop tango dancer than Nick is.
03:18Hey, look! There's Nick now!
03:20Whoa!
03:23Sheen, you got yourself a partner.
03:25Huzzah!
03:26See you tonight at seven.
03:35Hey, why are we laughing?
03:36Sheen, you can't dance to save your life!
03:39Oh, right!
03:41Hey, wait, that ain't funny!
03:43It's hilarious!
03:44Man, you wouldn't get me in a dance recital for a million bucks! Not even if I were the last kid on Earth!
03:51Hey, Sandy, did you want something?
03:53Oh!
03:54Uh, no.
04:00Jimmy, you gotta help me. Libby will never agree to be my girlfriend if she thinks I was lying!
04:05You were lying!
04:06Whose side are you on?
04:07Please, Jimmy?
04:09Can't you use some of your crazy science mumbo jumbo to help me?
04:12You know, Jim, you do have that one machine.
04:15The Ultra Shock Dance Teacher 8000?
04:18I suppose I could...
04:20Nah!
04:21You've got to, Jimmy!
04:22The only respectable dance I know is the crazy purpose!
04:26You wanna see it? Here it goes.
04:27Okay, okay, just...
04:35Just...
04:36Stop doing that!
04:37Can do.
04:42You're the best, Jimmy.
04:43Once Libby gets a load of my new steps, she'll beg me to be her boyfriend.
04:47Hey, if you guys go on a date, can I come?
04:50Maybe we could play board games or make dinner and talk and laugh and...
04:55I think Libby and I are busy that night.
04:57Okay, maybe another time.
04:59Ready for your download, Sheen?
05:02Hold on, just give me a minute to...
05:07So, how do you feel?
05:09Kinda funny.
05:11Goddard, cue the music.
05:12Whoa! Sheen, I...
05:19Whoa! Oh, boy!
05:20Check me out!
05:21I'm a hip-hop-tangler fool!
05:23Sheen, be careful!
05:25Hey, Carl, I didn't know you played cavernets.
05:29That was my scapula.
05:35The download is time to wear off in 24 hours.
05:38More than enough time for you to dance at tonight's show.
05:40And it's Libby's heart!
05:49What the...
05:51Jimmy!
05:53Help!
05:54What in the world?
05:55Goddard, execute emergency plan 372-Z.
06:10Jimmy!
06:11Were those... ninjas?
06:12Uh-huh.
06:13What the heck do they want with me?
06:14I don't know.
06:15What do you mean he escaped?
06:19Hold on.
06:20I must talk to myself.
06:21This chosen one is craftier than I thought.
06:22Okay, I'm back and I have a plan. I will say it to you now.
06:28Sheen, think!
06:29Do you have any mortal enemies with access to ninjas?
06:30No, but I have a half-cousin with access to the internet.
06:31Okay.
06:32Anyway, I've developed a plan in case the ninjas return.
06:35What the heck are those?
06:36Sulphur pellets.
06:37If the ninjas come back for you, I'll activate the pellets via remote.
06:39The gas should keep them dizzy and confused long enough for us to take them to the lab
06:43for interrogation.
06:44Whatever, dude.
06:45Sheen, you're late.
06:46Jimmy, I don't have you on my list of dancers.
06:47Oh, I'm not in the show, Miss Fowl, but it's very important to me.
06:49We're going to have any mortal enemies with access to ninjas.
06:51No, but I have a half-cousin with access to the internet.
06:52Okay.
06:53Anyway, I've developed a plan in case the ninjas return.
06:55What the heck are those?
06:56Sulphur pellets.
06:57If the ninjas come back for you, I'll activate the pellets via remote.
07:01The gas should keep them dizzy and confused long enough for us to take them to the lab for interrogation.
07:05Whatever, dude.
07:06Shane, you're late.
07:07Jimmy, I don't have you on my list of dancers.
07:11Oh, I'm not in the show, Miss Fowl, but it's very important that I...
07:14Uh-uh.
07:15No bots unless you're shaking yours tonight.
07:18There you are, Neutron.
07:19Look, I know it's late notice and I know you think the dance show is stupid.
07:22You need a dance partner for tonight?
07:23I'm your man.
07:24You are?
07:26Hey!
07:27Where do you think you are?
07:28It's okay, Miss Fowl.
07:29Cindy and I are in the show.
07:33So remember, Neutron, all you need to do is catch me as I come down for my triple axel midair Betsy flip.
07:38Neutron?
07:39Yeah, Betsy flip.
07:40Sure.
07:41I got it.
07:42Carl, are you monitoring suspicious activity?
07:44Yep.
07:45All clear, Jim.
07:51Wonderful.
07:52Welcome to our first annual Lindbergh Festival of Dance.
07:56Our first performer will be Bobi Stroganovski and his sister Ignishka in their salute to slap dancing.
08:04Slap, slap, slap.
08:05Clap, clap, clap.
08:06Slap, slap, clap.
08:07Slap, slap, slap.
08:08Slap, slap, slap.
08:09Slap, slap, slap.
08:10Clap, clap, clap.
08:11Clap, clap, clap.
08:21Thank you, kids.
08:22That was fabulous.
08:23Bobi, you might want to work on that split.
08:25Hoochie.
08:26Okay, next up we have Libby Fulfax and Sheen Estevez with the Hip Hop Tango.
08:33Ninjas!
08:34Wow!
08:35This is better than Broadway!
08:36Sheen?
08:37Jimmy, over here!
08:38Oh!
08:39Oh!
08:40Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:42Oh!
08:43Oh!
08:44Oh!
08:45Oh!
08:46Oh!
08:47Oh!
08:48Oh!
08:49Oh!
08:50Oh!
08:51Oh!
08:52Oh!
08:53Oh!
08:54Oh!
08:55Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:57Oh!
08:58Oh!
08:59Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:03I'm here.
09:04Good, you've got Sheen but where are the Ninjas?
09:06Yeah, and where's Libby?
09:07Libby?
09:08Oh no!
09:09The Ninjas took Libby!
09:11Neutron, where are you going?
09:14We're on next!
09:15What?
09:16You're not afraid of a few Ninjas are you?
09:17What about my sexy flip?
09:19Neutron!
09:23I can't believe it.
09:24My sweet, sweet Libby's been kidnapped and it's all my fault.
09:28Carl found this video disc at the crime scene.
09:30Hopefully it'll provide us with some clues.
09:32Clues.
09:36Greetings, chosen one.
09:38By now, my ninjas have taken your girlfriend, Libby.
09:41Not my girlfriend.
09:42She's not, ask her.
09:43If you ever want to see her again,
09:45you must come to Shangri-Lama and fight me for her.
09:47Kung-fu style.
09:51Okay, I think that's it.
09:53See you soon.
09:54If you dare.
10:02I don't get it.
10:04Why does that monk kid want to fight me?
10:06I don't know any chop-sucky stuff.
10:08I'm not sure, but we have no choice if we want to get Libby back.
10:11Ready, Carl?
10:12Pretty much.
10:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
10:14Ready for what?
10:15I've downloaded the basics of kung-fu off the internet
10:17and onto a disc compatible with the Dance Teacher 8000.
10:20Now I'll just download them into you.
10:23Okay, just give me a second.
10:29Smooth.
10:31Now to see if it worked.
10:33Sheen, think fast!
10:34Ow!
10:35You were supposed to chop it.
10:37Well, try telling me before you throw it next time.
10:39Ow!
10:40Carl!
10:41Sheen, think fast!
10:43Awesome!
10:44Way more stuff of me!
10:47Here you go.
10:57Let's go kick some monk.
11:01I think this is Shangri-Lama.
11:13It's Shangri-Lama, all right.
11:15Check it out!
11:16Chanting in unison, chanting in unison, chanting in unison.
11:20Long time no see, guys.
11:21How's everybody doing?
11:22Fine.
11:23Still not wearing pants, I see.
11:25Uh-huh.
11:26You guys rule!
11:27Greetings.
11:28We have been expecting you.
11:30Yeah, greetings.
11:31What can you tell us about our friend Libby?
11:33I know no Libby.
11:35I know only that the Chosen One must fight you ye in 48 hours.
11:40And?
11:41Should be a good fight.
11:42That's it?
11:43Your own monk snatches her friend, threatens the Chosen One, and that's all you can say?
11:47Oh, right.
11:48I almost forgot.
11:49Try not to get your blood everywhere.
11:52We just cleaned ring last Thursday.
11:55Come on, guys.
11:57Just like I planned.
11:59The Chosen One and his friends have come to rescue you.
12:02They will, too.
12:03And when they do, I'm telling them everything you've done to me.
12:05What have I done?
12:06I am even letting you stay in my sister's room.
12:08Yeah, and her CD collection is totally beat.
12:11Plus, ponies on the wallpaper.
12:13Please, what am I, Bob?
12:15Ugh!
12:16Now I must speak to myself again.
12:17When I am Chosen One, I will command respect.
12:19Not like now, which is the opposite situation where I command none.
12:23Okay, don't try to escape.
12:25You are locked in with locks on the door that create a locked environment.
12:29Oh, now that's what I'm talking about.
12:39My DNA tracker says Libby's being held somewhere on the other side of this wall.
12:45We're gonna steal her back and get out of here before anybody has to fight anybody.
12:49I'm flying all around!
13:00I'm like a crazy man bird!
13:02Whee!
13:03It's Yu Yi's temple, all right.
13:05And it's crawling with ninjas.
13:07Big deal.
13:08With my new abilities, I can easily defeat them.
13:11Does that include the one standing next to me?
13:14Uh, guys, let me handle this.
13:17Hey, Jackie Chan, nice pajamas.
13:19Now turn around and head back to gym class before you get a face full of Sheen.
13:23Perhaps we should give him a taste of my abilities.
13:26Oh yeah, good idea.
13:27Weah!
13:28Ah-yah!
13:29Ow!
13:30Ow!
13:31Ow!
13:32Ow!
13:33Ow!
13:34Ow!
13:35Kyle!
13:36No!
13:37Sheen, your download must be wearing off.
13:39Sorry about the pajama crack.
13:41They actually look quite smart on you.
13:43Ow!
13:44Ow!
13:45Ow!
13:46Ow!
13:47Ow!
13:48Ow!
13:49The dance machine!
13:50It's broken to bits.
13:52Now I'll never have learned to dirty dance.
13:55No, Carl.
13:56It's worse.
13:57Libby's too well guarded for us to get her.
13:58Sheen will have to fight Yu Yi.
14:00And without a kung fu download, you'll be doomed.
14:02There's only one thing to do.
14:11A tutor?
14:12Sheen, we have no choice.
14:14Why don't you just give me piano lessons while you're at it?
14:21Yes?
14:22Master Hong?
14:23Yes?
14:24Dude, don't you think you're a bit old to be teaching kung fu?
14:27Snatch this pebble from my hand.
14:30Snatch the pebble hat.
14:32Ow!
14:33Ow!
14:34Ow!
14:35You're hired.
14:36Master Hong, my friend has 24 hours to learn kung fu and defeat Yu Yi.
14:41Impossible!
14:43Please, Master Hong, you have to help us.
14:45Yeah, he's the Chosen One.
14:47The Chosen One?
14:50Put your leg behind your head.
14:53A thousand pardons, Chosen One.
14:59Come, I will be honored to teach you what I know.
15:02Carl, you stay and help with Sheen's training.
15:04I'll see what repairs I can make on the dance machine.
15:10He who masters patience masters all.
15:13Try to catch carp using only hands.
15:16Right.
15:17Concentrate mind.
15:18Become the stream.
15:20You must feel the...
15:22I got him.
15:23I got him.
15:24I got him.
15:25Oh, baby.
15:26We're eating fish tonight.
15:30So much for watching Lady Wrestling on pay-per-view.
15:33Moving on.
15:34Oh, baby.
15:35I'm.
15:36I'm.
15:37I'm.
15:38Oh, baby.
15:40Oh.
15:41Oh.
15:42I'm.
15:43Oh, baby.
15:44Come back there.
15:45Woo!
15:46Oh.
15:47Yeah.
15:48I'm.
15:49Hey.
15:50I'm.
15:51Hey ya.
15:52Oh.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Ah.
15:55Why you little, come back here!
16:02Now rise, chosen one, rise!
16:08Concentrate!
16:13I can't do it, Master Hong.
16:18It's because you lack the eye of the tiger.
16:21Eye of the tiger? Sounds fattening.
16:24Quiet, Carl! Where's the nearest eye of the tiger storage?
16:27Eye of the tiger cannot be bought.
16:29You must feel it in your heart.
16:32Without it, you cannot defeat Yu Yi.
16:35We'll take our chances.
16:36Sheen, it's time.
16:38Thank you, Master Hong.
16:43Nice, boys. Gonna be a short fight.
16:49I managed to reconstruct the dance machine as best I could.
16:52Carl, do you have the kung fu disc?
16:57Ugh, I was afraid of that.
16:59Without a proper conductor chip,
17:00the current will overload the circuit board.
17:02Sheen, it looks like you're on your own.
17:04Choosing one!
17:10Here we go, guys.
17:11This is for Libby!
17:23Oh, no! She is finding Yu Yi?
17:25Oh, he doesn't have a chance.
17:27Prepare to meet your fate, chosen one!
17:37What? No how is your flight, chosen one?
17:39What hotel are you staying at, chosen one?
17:41This fellow is mocking my social skills in public.
17:44I will show him no mercy.
17:45Hello, you're talking out loud.
17:47We all hear you.
17:48No!
17:49I can't work!
17:50Guys, guys!
17:51Libby?
17:52I managed to escape from my room.
17:53Is there anything I can do?
17:54No, I'm afraid.
17:55Libby, is there a movie on your head?
17:56No, we all hear you.
17:57No!
17:58No!
17:59No!
18:00No!
18:01No!
18:02No!
18:03No!
18:04No!
18:05No!
18:06No!
18:07No!
18:08No!
18:09No!
18:10No!
18:11No!
18:12No!
18:13No!
18:14No!
18:15No!
18:16No, I'm afraid.
18:17Libby!
18:18Is there a movie on your head?
18:19Uh, yeah, but I'm not sure as your color.
18:21You're more of a sapphire.
18:22No!
18:23Rubies are an aluminum oxide mineral.
18:24It'd make the perfect conductor chip for the dance machine.
18:26Ha!
18:27Ha!
18:28Ow!
18:29Oh!
18:30Wee!
18:31Hee hee hee!
18:32What is the matter, chosen one?
18:34Can't you fly?
18:35Oh, that's right!
18:36All you can do is bend your leg behind your head!
18:38Ah!
18:39Shee, how many fingers am I holding up?
18:49November.
18:50Carl, we don't have a lot of time.
18:52Put in the Kung Fu disk.
18:53Right.
19:04Commencing download.
19:06Huh?
19:09Libby, hey, where am I?
19:11Shee, listen to me.
19:13You're in Shangri-Lama fighting Yu-Yi.
19:15Cool.
19:16Am I winning?
19:17Well, um...
19:18Define winning.
19:21Go Shee!
19:22That's what I'm going to learn to be able to!
19:36Girl, you put in the dance disk!
19:37I...
19:38He...
19:39But I was nervous in the different colors and I...
19:42Dance, Shee!
19:43Dance for your life!
19:44Come here, dancing boy!
19:45Dance as fast as you can!
19:49Shee, she's doomed!
19:51Ouch!
19:52Shee, you better put a heart in on this fool!
19:53You hear me?
19:54This is your girlfriend talking to you!
19:55Girlfriend!
19:56Girlfriend!
19:57Girlfriend!
19:58Girlfriend!
19:59Girlfriend!
20:00Girlfriend!
20:01Girlfriend!
20:02Girlfriend!
20:03Girlfriend!
20:04Girlfriend!
20:05Girlfriend!
20:06Girlfriend!
20:07Girlfriend!
20:08Girlfriend!
20:09Girlfriend!
20:10Girlfriend!
20:11Girlfriend!
20:28Swing your partner round and round and hurl him down on blue to ground!
20:31Oh my God!
20:32Oh my God!
20:33Oh my God!
20:34Oh my God!
20:35Oh my God!
20:36Shee, you did it!
20:37Way to go!
20:38Oh!
20:39You think this is over?
20:40Hee-yah!
20:42Oh!
20:43S-Sandy?
20:44But when did you...
20:45How did you...
20:46When did you...
20:47If I want to do my triple-axle mid-air Betsy Flip, then dogg on it, I'm gonna do my triple-axle
20:52mid-air Betsy Flip!
20:53Oh!
20:54And the hover card needs gas.
20:59To the chosen one!
21:00To the chosen one!
21:01Long may he put his leg behind his head!
21:03To the chosen one!
21:05Chosen one!
21:06Good job!
21:07Thank you, thank you.
21:08I'd just like to say I couldn't have done it without you guys.
21:10I'd like to say that, but none of you were any help whatsoever.
21:13Uh-huh.
21:14Yeah, he's got that right.
21:15Okay, enough sitting around.
21:16Let's kick it!
21:17Let's kick it!
21:23Relax, Jimmy.
21:24It was probably just a case of mistake and I didn't...
21:26Ow!
21:27Cut!
21:31Cut!
21:32I'm a flying boy!
21:33So graceful!
21:34Surely you're all jealous!
21:35I'm a flying boy!
21:36So graceful!
21:37Surely you're all jealous!
21:38Ah!
21:45Put your leg behind your head!
21:47That's gonna hurt in the morning!
21:51Moving on!
21:53Oh, cut!
21:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
21:58Oh, cut!
21:59Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
22:26Ha ha ha ha ha!
22:34Oh!
22:38Hi!
22:42I'm Paul.
22:43Got a blast!
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