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00:00Pull, Weezers! Pull!
00:12Come on! Pull!
00:14I'm pulling!
00:16Oh, I'll take that!
00:20Now, Jimmy, I want you to behave yourself at the Weezers this weekend.
00:25Don't worry, Mom. Everything will be fine.
00:27I've been looking forward to this for weeks.
00:29It'll be just like having a brother who looks nothing like me and has a different last name.
00:35Man, you guys are so lucky. I have to stay home and loofle my grandma's cankles.
00:39I can't believe you're camping out in the desert.
00:42I get slightly phlegmy just thinking about it.
00:44Yeah, well, that's what Burning Duck is all about, Weezer, my man.
00:48We're gonna let it all hang out.
00:50Groove to a natural scene. Might even toast some marshmallows.
00:53Honey, put your pants on. You can groove when we get to the desert.
00:56See you soon, sweetie.
00:58Keep it real, Jimbo. Go with the flow.
01:01Bye-bye. Love you.
01:03Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
01:05Well, Jimmy, let's get you settled in.
01:07Bye, guys. Have fun while I'm cackling.
01:11Hey, girl. How about a quick game of virtual foosball?
01:15First things first, Jimmy. We've all been out of the open air, so we'll need to disinfect.
01:20Germs, mold spores. You'd be amazed what sticks to a person's skin.
01:26Is this really necessary?
01:27You better scrub harder, Jimmy. You can't be too careful.
01:31Clear!
01:32There. Clean as a whistle.
01:38You boys get comfortable. Dinner will be right out.
01:42Are you guys all right?
01:50Just limbering up the old GI tract, Jimbo. It keeps your digestion loose and gas-free.
01:56Come on, Jimmy. Your intestines aren't gonna unclench themselves, you know.
02:00Muah! Muah! Muah!
02:02You insist?
02:03Muah! Muah! Muah! Muah! Muah! Muah!
02:06Muah!
02:06Sounds like my men are hungry.
02:09Uh, what is this, Mrs. Weezer?
02:13Fibaloaf a la King, a hypoallergenic protein substitute.
02:17You see, Jimmy, the missus and I are allergic to most meat, fish, grain, dairy, fruit, vegetable,
02:22and jalapeno-based food products.
02:24Eat it, Jimmy, before it gets damp!
02:27Well, um, mind if I add some salt?
02:33Jimmy, no!
02:34That much airborne salt was set off on!
02:37Oh, sorry, Jimmy.
02:48More, please!
02:49Oh!
02:50Sitting and singing, singing and sitting, sitting.
02:58Don't you guys ever just watch TV?
03:00My mom says too much TV before bed causes brain lesions.
03:04Second verse!
03:05Sitting and singing, singing and sitting.
03:15There's nothing like a good family gargle before bedtime.
03:18Make sure you get it deep down, you know, past your tonsils, Jim.
03:28You boys sleep tight now.
03:31But it's only 7.30!
03:32Nah, Jimmy.
03:33Early to bed, early to rise makes a man less prone to bronchial infection.
03:37Night, kids!
03:39Hey, Jimmy.
03:41Let's stay up all night and tell scary stories,
03:43and then we can share our most personal thoughts
03:46and not even go to sleep until...
03:48Okay, it's easy, Jimmy.
03:54It's only for the weekend.
03:55We'll get through this.
03:56This is ridiculous.
04:26Allergies? Germs? Constricted nighttime airways? What's next?
04:30Do not fear. Only I can tame Sancho the Wonder Llama.
04:36That's it! I can't take it anymore!
04:42I know it's late, boy, but this is an emergency.
04:56Here we are, Goddard. Total health boost caplets.
05:03The Weezers have sneezed their last sneeze. At least for the weekend.
05:09No more allergies, no more snoring, no more weak constitutions. Too bad it's only temporary.
05:30Huh?
05:42Carl? What's going on?
05:44Hey, Jimmy! Look what I can do! And I can see stuff now and my nose isn't all clogged! I feel great! I gotta go tell my folks!
05:52Whee!
05:56Hey, Mom! Dad! Guess what?
05:58Morning, son!
06:01We've left, Chons! I think my health caplets may have worked too well!
06:05Whoa!
06:07This is great, bud!
06:08Boy, I haven't felt this good since I was a bubba boy! Hey, let's attack today, family! Let's go drink deep from the cup of life!
06:16Uh, yeah, uh, Mr. Weezer, about that...
06:18Charge!
06:20Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Weezer! Carl, wait!
06:24Jimmy, I saw the whole thing! Carl and his folks have become ultra-weezers! How cool is that?
06:30We gotta go after the machine! If my caplets wear off, they might hurt themselves! Come on!
06:38What?
06:48A daar!
06:49Time!
06:50mi, han!
06:51Carl, be careful! It's dark!
06:54Geranimo!
06:59Faster!
07:06Chow down, son. It's fabulous!
07:08Listen everybody, your new health is only temporary. You need to be careful
07:13All the foods we could never eat before pickles cilantro feel hot salami fishy soise
07:19It's French for potato soup. She'd help me make them understand. Did she say hot salami?
07:31We're gonna climb out incredibly unstable
07:34No one's ever climbed out incredibly unstable and lived. I'm in. Me too
07:43We gotta stop them before they get to mount incredibly unstable. It's incredibly unstable. How do you know this stuff?
08:04Oh
08:22Yeah, this will really stick it to the man. Bugger mama need more wicker
08:27Oh
08:49Sorry sheen, but my health cablets can wear off at any time
08:52Oh
08:55Oh that climb must have irritated my pink eye. Okay. Um, I think I got a nosebleed
09:01We're so terribly high up and we could get exposure. What were we thinking?
09:08No, that rocks good again
09:10Oh
09:21That's harshing my mellow
09:23It's headed right for the burning dump festival. Mom and dad will be crushed
09:27Just one chance
09:28I have to reverse the pole on my tractor beam
09:30I need more power. It's not working. Wait a minute. That's it. This desert is a salt fly. Sheen, help me get all this salty sand into the air
09:46Oh
09:48Oh
09:49Oh
09:51Oh
09:53Oh
09:55Oh
09:57Oh
09:59Oh
10:01Oh
10:03Oh
10:05Yeah
10:07Out of sight
10:08You totally blew my mind, Weezers
10:10Oh
10:11Are you all right, sweetie?
10:12Sure, mom
10:13Thanks to the Weezers
10:14Nah, it was nothing
10:15Say, does anyone have a moist towelette?
10:17Oh, you cats have got to stick around
10:20We're just about to set fire to the big duck
10:22How about it, Mr. Weezer? We could give them a rousing bonfire song
10:26That we could, Jimmy
10:28That we could
10:31We're singing and standing
10:33We're standing and singing
10:36Burning and singing
10:38Smoking and burning
10:41Singing and standing
10:43We're standing and singing
10:45Oh
10:47Oh
10:49Oh
10:51Oh
10:53Wow, Cindy! Our new kite is the most gorgeous thing in the sky!
11:16It's also the most deadly!
11:23The winner of the battle kite semi-final fly-offs is Jimmy Neutron!
11:38Boo-yay! Hoo-hoo! Neutron's rude whoop-de-whoop in your face!
11:43Man, that is one laser-whoop battle kite!
11:46Yes, it's jazzy design and bold use of color never stood a chance
11:51We'll get you next year, Neutron!
11:53And so, we move on to our final round!
11:56Neutron versus Retroville's richest kid, Eustace Stort!
12:00That's Stritch, you nattering nabob! Eustace Stritch!
12:04Oh, Stritch!
12:06No one cares! Yeah!
12:08Blix, prepare the Buzzkill Mark IV!
12:12I'll give it up, Neutron!
12:14The technology in this battle kite is the best my filthy rich father's money can buy!
12:19Oh, yeah? Well, bring it on, Blazer Boy!
12:22James, care to make a little wager?
12:24Your robot dog, perhaps?
12:27You know I'd never bet, Goddard!
12:29You ready to fly kites or what?
12:31Very well!
12:32Brace yourself for a thrashing!
12:34And the winner is Jimmy Neutron!
13:02One, two, yeah!
13:06Nobody beats me!
13:07Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody!
13:09I'll make him pay for this indignity, but how?
13:13Way to go, son! You made your ancestors very proud!
13:17Yes, well done, Jimmy! Well done, indeed!
13:20Listen, why don't you and your people pop over to the compound for a celebratory flurp and ice cream banquet, hmm?
13:26I think I'd rather gargle liquid nitrogen!
13:29Jimbo, that's rude. Now your ancestors are ashamed again.
13:32Jimmy, what are you thinking? Flurp and ice cream and flurp?
13:37Yeah, Jim, don't make us put the hurt on ya!
13:39Did someone say banquet? Why, we'd be delighted to come, wouldn't we, Libby?
13:44Indubitably! Someone with your looks and social standing must throw a lovely banquet!
13:49We'd a suck-up to the rich kid, Vortex!
13:52I don't care about his money! We have a lot in common!
13:54He just likes you almost as much as I do!
13:57Of course you can come, my dear!
13:59Me likey!
14:01What? Okay, fine. I'll come, too. Is everybody happy now?
14:06Last one to the limo is middle class!
14:08Yeah!
14:09Way to come, I said that!
14:11Make the necessary preparations. We'll need to entertain this rabble.
14:16Properly.
14:20Wow! This place is awesome!
14:22Oh, it's nothing, really. Sorry about the helipot. We're having it redone.
14:26Wow, Neutron? This sure beats the heck out of your dinky little clubhouse.
14:30It's not dinky. It's ergonomic.
14:32Oh, no, no, no, Cindy. I'm sure that Jimmy's clubhouse is state-of-the-art.
14:37Primitive art, that is.
14:42Well, he got you there, Jimbo.
14:46Hey, son. Haven't seen you in days. Who are your friends?
14:49Father, don't interfere.
14:52Hi, Stritch. You Neutron. Glad to know you.
14:55Glad to know you.
14:56Say, you look like a golf man.
14:58You know, I'm more of a duck guy.
15:00I love ducks.
15:02Look, can we please just get this banquet over with?
15:05Oh, don't mind us, son.
15:06You run along with your friends, and I'll show Hubert here the vintage flirp seller.
15:11Well, thanks, Stritch, old boy.
15:13Very well.
15:14Come, Cindy. The monorail has arrived.
15:17Eustace, this is incredible. There must be over 37 different flavors.
15:28Yeah, well, it's all right.
15:30Oh, don't be jealous, Jimmy.
15:32My ice cream is made from the purest ice-age snow, gathered via time box.
15:36You've got a working time box?
15:39Yes, and you'd be surprised what money can buy.
15:42Oh, by the way, check under your chairs, everyone.
15:45My old holographic boy band!
15:47Attack Yard Power Club! Just like Ultralords!
15:51Yes!
15:52I got a miniature clone llama. I'm gonna call it Kevin.
15:57Oh, Eustace, it's beautiful.
16:01It belonged to my grandmother. I had it gutted to make it DVD compatible.
16:05Isn't he the dreamiest?
16:07Oh, come on, people. Anyone can just buy stuff. He doesn't even understand how these gadgets work.
16:13Quick pull. Does anyone care?
16:15Nope. No.
16:16Uh-uh. Me neither.
16:17Why don't you check under your chair, Jimmy?
16:20Used gym shorts?
16:22My old spaz.
16:24Thought your wardrobe needed touching up.
16:27Laugh with me, everyone! Laugh with me!
16:29Cheers!
16:31Cheers!
16:50Excuse me. Now, what you've got there is a 72 Chateau Laflerp.
17:01Ooh, that's good flurp.
17:05You know, you've got a great kid there, Hugh.
17:08Thanks, Stritchie. And Eustace seems very... clean.
17:12Oh, yes. He's... he's... he's a rotten little tyrant and I'm an awful father!
17:20Oh, what do I do, Hubert?
17:22Well, we find it helps to set limits, like no space travel on school nights or no teleporting your mother.
17:29And that works? Incredible! Tell me more about these limits.
17:34Limits.
17:35Pretty short.
17:36Mmm.
17:37Oh, that's good.
17:42Flurp.
17:43Everyone, I should like to propose a toast.
17:46To Jimmy, whose ingenuousness is exceeded only by his perspicacity.
17:52I'm not sure what he said, but I bet it was insulting!
18:00Whoops. Sorry.
18:02So, we like games, eh, Jimmy? Then let's have some gentlemen's fun, shall we?
18:10Make ready, Neutron. You're about to face the ultimate triumph in expensive robot technology.
18:16Blix, bring out the RA multi-unit!
18:21Ah, it's adorable!
18:26They just don't make crazed berserk robots like they used to.
18:30Scan that thing, Goddard.
18:33Hmm. It seems pretty low-tech.
18:35Sorry, Eustace.
18:36My robot technology is parsecs ahead of your so-called ultimate triumph.
18:40Really? Then how about a friendly wager?
18:43Your robot dog against my RA unit.
18:46Now, if your pooch loses, I get to keep him.
18:49Not gonna happen, Captain Overbite.
18:52Ha! I told you he was checking.
18:54Come, Cindy. Join me in mocking him.
18:56You know you want to.
18:57Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk! Oh, it's so much fun!
19:00Sure. I... I guess I do...
19:05You're on, Stritch!
19:08Don't worry, boy. You'll beat him easy.
19:10Let the game begin!
19:22Jimmy, you sure you know what you're doing?
19:24Hey! It's growing a particle thingy! Just like Goddard!
19:40It's impossible!
19:42What?
19:43RA unit?
19:44Robot Adaptoid?
19:45That's right, Jimmy!
19:47My Adaptoid can copy any weapon and hurl its power back tenfold!
19:52Run, Goddard!
19:53Good boy!
19:58Houston, stop! You can't do this!
20:01Be gone!
20:02Be gone!
20:03I've no further use for Neutron's squeeze!
20:18Goddard!
20:23Goddard!
20:26Goddard?
20:28Just one chance!
20:30He copies every move we make!
20:32Play, Dad Boy!
20:37Ha-ha! I win!
20:38I've beaten you!
20:39You'd think so, wouldn't you?
20:45Take cover!
20:46Take cover!
20:55Good boy!
20:57What's wrong, Eustace?
20:58Can't your unit spontaneously reassemble after a main core implosion?
21:02Nope?
21:03Too bad, Old Bean!
21:05Oh, boy, Jimmy!
21:07No, no, no, no!
21:08For this Neutron, I will pursue you with everlasting vengeance!
21:12Not so fast, young man!
21:14It's time we set some limits to start with!
21:18No pursuing anyone with eternal vengeance for an entire month!
21:23Like that here?
21:24Yeah, close enough.
21:25I warned you not to interfere, Father!
21:27Now you'll pay!
21:29Uh-oh, that's a time-out!
21:30Right!
21:31Next, take Eustace to his room so he can, uh, think about what he's done!
21:37What?
21:39Don't unhand me, you filth!
21:42No!
21:43Confidence rising!
21:45Parental power!
21:46Cursing through my veins!
21:48Oh, the indignity!
21:50Don't look at me!
21:51Don't look at me!
21:53Sorry, Goddard.
21:55I never should have bet you.
21:57Well, I'll tell you one thing I learned.
22:01Yes, Dad?
22:02No, that was it.
22:07I love you!
22:08I love you!
22:14That was good!
22:16I know!
22:17You canَ太陽ơi
22:31Mansion here is SING generally,
22:33Hello, I'm Pablo.
22:48Got a blast!
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