Jimmy Neutron: Lights Camera Danger

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00:00Enter the completely legitimate Hollywood screenplay contest.

00:15Winning script will get made by famous Hollywood director.

00:18If you can read this sign, you too can write a movie.

00:22What a scam.

00:23I can write a movie, too.

00:25Yeah.

00:26I can read.

00:27You're serious?

00:28You would enter a lame contest like that?

00:30Well, just because you couldn't enter it.

00:32Why, couldn't I?

00:33Oh, please.

00:34When they were passing out creativity, you were locked in the little nerd's room.

00:38Remember his awful short story?

00:41Call it fate, Ursula said, finishing her pastrami sandwich.

00:45No, Lance said.

00:47Call it binomial expansion.

00:55And remember his painting?

00:58Don't even...

00:59That was horrible.

01:00Yeah, don't go there.

01:01Face it, Neutron.

01:02You rule math and science.

01:03But you have the creativity of a tree stump.

01:04Oh, yeah?

01:05We'll see about that.

01:06Cut.

01:07Exit scene.

01:08Fade out.

01:09What the heck's he talking about?

01:10Got me.

01:11That was creepy.

01:12I'll show those guys.

01:13How hard can it be to write a screenplay?

01:14How hard can it be to write a screenplay?

01:15Ah!

01:16Ah!

01:17Ah!

01:18Ah!

01:19Ah!

01:20Wait a minute.

01:21I have to approach this scientifically.

01:22Goddard, I have to approach this scientifically.

01:23Goddard.

01:24Download the most of the books.

01:25Goddard.

01:26Download the most of the books.

01:27I have to approach this scientifically.

01:28Goddard, download the most successful movies and let me watch them at hyperspeed.

01:30Ah!

01:31Ah!

01:32Ah!

01:33Ah!

01:34Ah!

01:35Ah!

01:36Ah!

01:37Wait a minute.

01:38I have to approach this scientifically.

01:39Goddard, download the most successful movies and let me watch them at hyperspeed.

01:56Ah!

01:57Ah!

01:58Ah!

01:59Ah!

02:00Ah!

02:01I'm king of the...

02:02Precious.

02:03May the horse be...

02:04Ah!

02:05Box of chocolates.

02:06Ah!

02:07Ah!

02:08There is no trying.

02:09Nemo!

02:10To infinity and...

02:11We left Kevin.

02:12And your little dog, too.

02:13Got him left!

02:19So, what's your movie about, Libs?

02:20My movie's called Cappuccino Jones.

02:22Hip-hop singer by day, fashion designer FBI agent by night.

02:25Well, my movie's about a handsome, buff, llama rancher who's in love with a beautiful,

02:32older woman named Judy.

02:34Hey, isn't Jimmy's mom named Judy?

02:37Uh...

02:38No!

02:39I made that name up!

02:40I couldn't think of anything, so I just stapled some pages from the phone book together.

02:44I call it...

02:45Attack of the people named Frank Johnson!

02:48Mine's about a beautiful blonde girl who gets perfect grades and is extremely popular.

02:53Uh-huh, so it's a complete work of fantasy.

02:55Ah-ha!

02:56Ah-ha!

02:57Very hilarious.

02:58And what did Mr. No Talent write?

02:59Ah, just a little something I call...

03:01The world's greatest movie!

03:03And that's a wrap!

03:04Cut!

03:05Print it!

03:07Man!

03:08What is wrong with him?

03:13Seven?

03:14A monkey?

03:15Cream corn?

03:16No!

03:17The answer is George Washington!

03:20Excuse me, Miss Fowl, but we have a phone call from Quentin Smithy, the director from Hollywood!

03:25He's chosen the winner of the screenplay contest!

03:28Yes!

03:29Quentin, baby!

03:30Sheen hair!

03:31I knew you'd love it!

03:32What do you think about the title?

03:34Jimmy won, you imbecile!

03:36That's a dumb title!

03:37Give me that!

03:39Hello?

03:40Thanks, Mr. Smithy!

03:42Okay!

03:43See you soon!

03:44Ciao!

03:45Hm, seems I won the contest.

03:48Anything you'd like to say, Cindy?

03:50I'm very happy for you!

03:53Cindy, stop clawing your desk!

04:03Now that you're a big Hollywood screenwriter, are you going to remember us little people?

04:08And your name is, uh...

04:13No, I'm just kidding.

04:14It's Rob, right?

04:18My name is Quentin Smithy, and I am here to rock your cinematic world!

04:23Mr. Neutron, let me just say that this is the best action-adventure, science-fiction,

04:29fantasy, martial arts, historical romance script I have ever read!

04:32Thanks!

04:33And I have a surprise for you all!

04:35I'm shooting the entire movie in Retroville!

04:40But, uh, Mr. Smithy, my story takes place in London, the Atlantic Ocean, a mythical world in Texas!

04:46Retroville doesn't look like any of those places!

04:48It's called paint, kid, it's cheap and it comes in a can.

04:50Now, as far as casting, this script is too real for actors, so I'm gonna use the actual resonance of Retroville!

04:57I want... you, you, you, you, and... you!

05:04I'm in the movie, too!

05:06Oh, this is so great!

05:07I'm a movie star!

05:08I've been bigger than Eric Estrada!

05:10Now, for my crew!

05:12Who wants to spend long hours for no money doing whatever I tell you to?

05:15See you on set tomorrow at six!

05:22Please let me be in your movie, Mr. Smithy!

05:24I'll do anything! Anything!

05:26Uh, sure, you can be... Donut Boy!

05:29Now get off my car!

05:30Donut Boy?

05:31Is the movie called The Adventures of Donut Boy?

05:33No, you bring donuts to the set!

05:35Now get off my car!

05:39No, I can't, I can't!

05:40I pretend to be Donut Boy, but actually, my undercover cop will live by his own rules!

05:45I love it!

05:46Uh, can you drop me off at my house?

05:49Uh, yeah, this is fine!

05:51See you tomorrow!

06:03Libby, you look ten years younger in this makeup!

06:10What?

06:11I don't want to look one!

06:13Oh, these costumes are scrumptious!

06:15You just can't go wrong with basic black!

06:18Ready to make some magic people?

06:20Hook them up!

06:21Bobby hooking up!

06:22Okay, okay, now, now, for this scene, right, you'll be suspended on microscopic safety wires!

06:28Uh, um, shouldn't we be using stunt people for this?

06:32What, you mean fake it?

06:33No way, man, no!

06:34The cool actors do their own stunts!

06:36I don't want to be cool!

06:37Uh, Mr. Smithy, this scene is supposed to take place on a ship in the Atlantic Ocean!

06:42And?

06:43We are on a roof?

06:44Oh, he not only writes, he has eyeballs!

06:46What a find!

06:47Bobby say, quiet set!

06:49Light go on!

06:50Camera roll!

06:52Mr. Smithy, uh, how do I start this thing?

06:55I have no idea!

06:56Just keep pushing buttons until something happens!

06:58And?

06:59Um, director dude, I'm picking up, like, a weird gurgling sound.

07:03Cut!

07:04Okay, so I didn't have any breakfast!

07:06I was kinda nervous about the movie, and I...

07:08Donut boy!

07:09Are you ready for my scene?

07:11Okay, I've been practicing.

07:12Listen...

07:13I got your cream-filled double glaze right here!

07:16Yeah, feed it!

07:18Ow!

07:20Hmm...

07:21You go jump in a lake!

07:25To practice for the big underwater scene?

07:27Gotcha!

07:28And...

07:29Action!

07:30Zero, you are the chosen one.

07:33The world is a computer simulation.

07:36Now let's take a cruise on this brand new ocean liner!

07:39Forget the cruise!

07:40Today we fight!

07:41Ha-ha!

07:42Ha-ha!

07:43Ha-ha!

07:44Ha-ha!

07:45Ha!

07:46Ha-ha-ha!

07:47Ha-ha!

07:48Ha-ha!

07:49Ha-ha-ha!

07:50Ha-ha-ha!

07:51Ha-ha-ha!

07:52Ha-ha-ha!

07:53Ha-ha!

07:54Ha-ha!

07:55Ha-ha-ha!

07:56Quick, quick, grab hands!

07:57Oh, he's got sticky donut stuff all over him!

08:00Ha-ha-ha!

08:01Ha-ha-ha-ha!

08:02Hurry up, Timmy!

08:12Ow!

08:13That was unsettling.

08:15Another few seconds and we'd have been toast.

08:17Yeah, not the good kind of toast either.

08:20With the chewy crust and real butter on the top and...

08:23You think this smithy guy knows what he's doing?

08:25Of course he does.

08:27You guys just don't know how true artists work.

08:29Are you all right? I feel horrible, just terrible.

08:31How could that happen? What a shame.

08:32Too bad, so glad no one got hurt.

08:33Accidents will happen.

08:34Isn't movie making thrilling?

08:35Okay, moving on.

08:36Next scene.

08:37But we say move, people!

08:39Time is the money!

08:49Okay, okay.

08:50Now, in this scene, you begin a quest

08:52to find the mystical and all-powerful Lord of the Rugs.

08:55Oh, Mr. Smithy, this scene was supposed to take place

08:58on a misty mountaintop with everyone riding

09:00white stallions.

09:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:02I know, I know.

09:03But when I read it, it just screamed rollercoaster.

09:05But when I wrote it, I had a vision that...

09:08Oh, writer versus director.

09:09Hm.

09:10I win.

09:11Hey, wait a minute.

09:12This is a love scene?

09:13I have to kiss...

09:15Mewtron?

09:16Momisa, let's get this show on the highway!

09:18I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Smithy.

09:21We want it.

09:22We need it.

09:23We must have the precious donut ring!

09:26No, no, master.

09:27Not this thing.

09:28I hate you.

09:29I hate you, too.

09:30All right, donut boy, take a hike.

09:32So I look all sweaty for the big action scenes?

09:34Love it!

09:35You planned this all along, Neutron.

09:37You wanted to kiss me.

09:38Hey, hey, hey, I didn't know any of us

09:40were gonna be in this movie.

09:41But make sure you do justice to the material.

09:44Just remember, I'm acting.

09:46I'm not enjoying this.

09:48And action!

09:52One rug to rule them all, one rug to find them,

09:55one rug to bring them all,

09:56and one rug to cover up that spot in the living room.

10:01Kiss me, my love, before we are attacked by dinosaurs,

10:04aliens, pirates, and gladiators!

10:09Wait, stop!

10:10What?

10:11Oh, you big-headed!

10:12Oh, I was in the moment!

10:13We're about to fly out the tracks!

10:17Hold on!

10:19Goddard, deploy crash pad!

10:27Everybody, jump on three!

10:29Where's my stunt devil?

10:30One, two, three!

10:35Oh, are you okay?

10:36Oh, man, I'm so sorry.

10:37Heads will roll.

10:38Well, see you tomorrow!

10:39Bring smiles!

10:40We just almost got killed again!

10:41Yeah, if it wasn't for the last time,

10:42Yeah, if it wasn't for the free food, I'd quit!

10:44What?

10:45You can't quit my movie!

10:46I mean, our movie!

10:48Who is this Quentin Smithy guy anyway?

10:50Has anyone ever heard of him?

10:52Of course!

10:53He's very famous!

10:54He made that movie!

10:56You know, with that actor!

10:58And it had that scene!

10:59Goddard!

11:00Data check!

11:01Quentin Smithy!

11:02Burp!

11:03Burp!

11:04Now match!

11:05He's a young, fresh, undiscovered talent?

11:08Darn that Jimmy Neutron!

11:09Well, another little accident on the set will take care of that!

11:21I will destroy Jimmy Neutron and his friends, or my name isn't...

11:25Professor Finbar Calamitous!

11:28Professor Finbar Calamitous!

11:30Ho, ho, ho!

11:31Pertending to make a movie to get rid of Jimmy Neutron and his pesky friends is genius!

11:45Pretending to make a movie to get rid of Jimmy Neutron and his pesky friends is genius!

11:55They've ruined my plans before, but they will not ruin this one!

12:02Just a... oh, um, just a minute!

12:06Mr. Smithy, we have a little problem. The other actors want to quit.

12:15Why?

12:16Well, I'm guessing it was either the falling off the 40-story building or almost crashing on the roller coaster.

12:21Oh, what a bunch of babies!

12:23I know, I told them making great art can be dangerous, but they won't listen.

12:27Yeah, I'll speak to the others.

12:31Okay, okay, you guys, look, I know you've almost been killed two times in the past 24 hours,

12:35but that was the past! It's a new day, a new scene! Any questions?

12:39Um, yes. Are you going to finish that croissant?

12:43Knock yourself out.

12:45Let me assure you that nothing can possibly go wrong in this next scene,

12:49because it's a big musical number!

12:52We get to sing and dance?

12:54And shake our tail feathers?

12:55Hold on! There's no musical number in my script!

12:58Studio wanted it. You're gonna love it. Now!

13:00Hey, Quentin! Is this the scene where Donut Boy sings the Donut Boy theme song?

13:04Hmm?

13:05Who's the super cool cop?

13:07It always gets the bad guy.

13:09Donut Boy!

13:10That's me.

13:11Yeah.

13:12He brings a delicious assortment of sweet delights.

13:17Donut Boy!

13:18Got a creamy filling.

13:22No, this is the scene where you get lost!

13:25Donut Boy goes missing to increase the suspense?

13:27I love it!

13:28Bye-bye now.

13:29All right, let's do this! Five, six, seven, eight!

13:32Come on, boys, we gotta stop that ghost!

13:42And save the day!

13:45Halt the alien invasion, or we'll be toast!

13:49And save the day!

13:51Destroy the secret formula before the cyborg mark!

13:55Get rid of the mommy, save the seven dwarfs!

13:58Win the big fight at the Coliseum!

14:01Put the dead guys back in the moblium!

14:04Look the shark and find the ark!

14:08And save the day!

14:16Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta!

14:25And now for the big finishing!

14:38Stay down!

14:39I can take him out with my watch!

14:59Curse that Jimmy and his inventions!

15:01How hard can it be to eliminate five obnoxious kids?

15:06Sorry!

15:07Those hats must have been left over from my last film, When Hats Attack!

15:10I am outta here!

15:12Your script is not worth getting killed over!

15:14Yeah!

15:15Maybe wounded, but not killed!

15:17But guys, the odds of another accident happening are 1,456,782 to 1!

15:23Hmm...

15:25Nah!

15:26What?

15:27But my movie!

15:28Sorry, did I say my again?

15:32We can get other actors, right?

15:33No!

15:34No, impossible!

15:35They're irreplaceable!

15:36Cindy is Princess Butterface!

15:38No, we gotta get all of them back!

15:39Okay!

15:40I'll get them!

15:41They're not gonna stop this movie!

15:43We're not dead yet!

15:46No...

15:47Bet you will be!

15:49Okay, I'm not saying I would've won the Oscar, but I would've been nominated!

16:01There you all are!

16:02Look, I know we've had some minor mishaps, but I'll guarantee your safety!

16:07We have to finish my movie!

16:09Our movie!

16:10Right!

16:11Sam, another round on me!

16:12Come on!

16:13You could be movie stars!

16:15Think of it!

16:16Limousines, swimming pools...

16:17Monkeys?

16:18By the barrelful?

16:19I'm in!

16:20No way!

16:21Forget it!

16:22We almost got killed three times!

16:24Guys, just think of the Hollywood parties with those little weenies on the little buns!

16:28Fashion designers begging you to wear their clothes!

16:31Your face on a screen twenty feet high!

16:34And the monkeys!

16:35Tell me about the monkeys, Jim!

16:37Monkeys as far as the eye can see!

16:39So will you do it for your old pal?

16:42Will you do it for...

16:43The Jimster?

16:47Is this the Jimster?

16:49No!

16:50But!

16:51We'll do it for the fame and fortune!

16:53And the monkeys!

16:54Are these spider monkeys?

16:55Can they open up bananas with their teeth?

17:01Okay!

17:02Okay!

17:03Okay!

17:04Okay!

17:05The climax of our film!

17:06This is where you become magicians at Pig Pimple School!

17:07Visit a dinosaur amusement park!

17:08And rescue the ruby slippers!

17:09What?

17:10He wrote it!

17:11I'm just directing!

17:12Alright, I decided to set this scene in the thirteenth century and they didn't have watches

17:16so I'll take this!

17:18And here's your magic wand!

17:20This isn't left over from a movie called When Sticks Shoot 50 Foot Flames, is it?

17:25Goddard!

17:26Analyze!

17:27It's just a piece of wood!

17:32That reminds me.

17:33I know how sensitive a robotic dog's ears can be.

17:36You!

17:37Get that mud off the set!

17:38Striking the doggie!

17:39Murk!

17:40Murk!

17:41Murk!

17:42Okay!

17:43Okay!

17:44Okay!

17:45Okay!

17:46Follow me!

17:47Um...

17:48Quentin, I noticed you made some changes to this scene.

17:51Eighty-seven to be exact, and there's no ending.

17:53Oh yeah.

17:54There'll be an ending.

17:55Trust me.

17:56But shouldn't we know what it is?

17:58Oh!

17:59Let's just have fun with it!

18:00Lights, camera, action!

18:01So!

18:02You are the evil one whose name is really hard to pronounce!

18:06Yes!

18:07And this is the end of you, Peri-bladder!

18:10Klaatu Barana Nikto!

18:14Oh!

18:15Crumpets!

18:16What's the matter with this?

18:17Nothing ever works!

18:19Oh!

18:20I can't...

18:21Ever!

18:22I'll finish anything!

18:24The half-eaten croissant!

18:25He forgot to write an ending!

18:27No record of Queen Smithy!

18:29He didn't know how to start the camera!

18:30It's...

18:31It's...

18:32Professor Finbar Calamitous!

18:37And welcome to the last scene of the movie,

18:40And your lives!

18:41Heh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h

18:47Whoa!

18:49Gramp Baby, I'm back!

19:03I'm ready for our next big scene!

19:05Hey Gramps, have you seen Quentin around here?

19:09Help!

19:10Get him!

19:11Help!

19:12I bet this is the scene where Donut Boy saves the day!

19:16Gavasky Giant Slater Beast takes the sugary fury, Donut Boy!

19:27Butch, you getting my good side?

19:29Dammit boy, you've made your last delivery!

19:33Wait a minute, Donuts!

19:35Nothing!

19:36None of the gooey glaze of those Donuts could short circuit the wiring on that snake!

19:40Dad, throw your Donuts in the snake's mouth!

19:43I don't think my character would do that!

19:46Alright!

19:47You're the writer!

19:50Eat Donuts, you fiend!

19:53Honeygrey!

19:54Chocolate!

19:55Chocolate with sprinkles!

19:56Lemon custard!

20:04No!

20:05No, no, no, no!

20:07No!

20:08No!

20:10I hate show business!

20:13Cut!

20:14That's a wrap!

20:15That was totally cool!

20:17Well, you know, I'd love to stay in Chad, but I better get back to the house and wait for

20:23my family!

20:24Get me out of here!

20:27Out of here!

20:28No problem!

20:29I'll get you out of there and back to your nice, warm jail cell!

20:37I'll get you, Jimmy Neutron!

20:39And when I do, I'm going to do something really...

20:42Well, evil, of course.

20:43That goes without saying.

20:46I'll have to get back to you on the specifics.

20:49Well, it looks like Calamitous only did my screenplay to destroy us.

20:54I guess I don't have any artistic talent.

20:57The name's Jim Stewart.

21:00Nope!

21:01Still, it's too bad we couldn't finish the movie.

21:03Hey, maybe we can.

21:05We still have the camera and film.

21:07This time, we'll do it exactly the way I wrote it.

21:10No way!

21:11This time, we do our movies.

21:21Judy, my love, this ranch and all my hammers could be yours if you'd marry me.

21:26I can't.

21:27I'm too blonde, too smart, and too popular.

21:31What?

21:33Hold up, y'all.

21:35Cappuccino Jones is here to bring the sass and kick out the jams.

21:39Behold, I am the Monkey King.

21:42I command you all to dance.

21:44Dance, I say.

21:45Dance!

21:56Mars

22:03Who?

22:05Who?

22:08Who?

22:09Who?

22:10Who?

22:11Who?

22:12Who?

22:14So what do you want me to say now?

22:38Got a blast!

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