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00:00Enter the completely legitimate Hollywood screenplay contest.
00:15Winning script will get made by famous Hollywood director.
00:18If you can read this sign, you too can write a movie.
00:22What a scam.
00:23I can write a movie, too.
00:25Yeah.
00:26I can read.
00:27You're serious?
00:28You would enter a lame contest like that?
00:30Well, just because you couldn't enter it.
00:32Why, couldn't I?
00:33Oh, please.
00:34When they were passing out creativity, you were locked in the little nerd's room.
00:38Remember his awful short story?
00:41Call it fate, Ursula said, finishing her pastrami sandwich.
00:45No, Lance said.
00:47Call it binomial expansion.
00:55And remember his painting?
00:58Don't even...
00:59That was horrible.
01:00Yeah, don't go there.
01:01Face it, Neutron.
01:02You rule math and science.
01:03But you have the creativity of a tree stump.
01:04Oh, yeah?
01:05We'll see about that.
01:06Cut.
01:07Exit scene.
01:08Fade out.
01:09What the heck's he talking about?
01:10Got me.
01:11That was creepy.
01:12I'll show those guys.
01:13How hard can it be to write a screenplay?
01:14How hard can it be to write a screenplay?
01:15Ah!
01:16Ah!
01:17Ah!
01:18Ah!
01:19Ah!
01:20Wait a minute.
01:21I have to approach this scientifically.
01:22Goddard, I have to approach this scientifically.
01:23Goddard.
01:24Download the most of the books.
01:25Goddard.
01:26Download the most of the books.
01:27I have to approach this scientifically.
01:28Goddard, download the most successful movies and let me watch them at hyperspeed.
01:30Ah!
01:31Ah!
01:32Ah!
01:33Ah!
01:34Ah!
01:35Ah!
01:36Ah!
01:37Wait a minute.
01:38I have to approach this scientifically.
01:39Goddard, download the most successful movies and let me watch them at hyperspeed.
01:56Ah!
01:57Ah!
01:58Ah!
01:59Ah!
02:00Ah!
02:01I'm king of the...
02:02Precious.
02:03May the horse be...
02:04Ah!
02:05Box of chocolates.
02:06Ah!
02:07Ah!
02:08There is no trying.
02:09Nemo!
02:10To infinity and...
02:11We left Kevin.
02:12And your little dog, too.
02:13Got him left!
02:19So, what's your movie about, Libs?
02:20My movie's called Cappuccino Jones.
02:22Hip-hop singer by day, fashion designer FBI agent by night.
02:25Well, my movie's about a handsome, buff, llama rancher who's in love with a beautiful,
02:32older woman named Judy.
02:34Hey, isn't Jimmy's mom named Judy?
02:37Uh...
02:38No!
02:39I made that name up!
02:40I couldn't think of anything, so I just stapled some pages from the phone book together.
02:44I call it...
02:45Attack of the people named Frank Johnson!
02:48Mine's about a beautiful blonde girl who gets perfect grades and is extremely popular.
02:53Uh-huh, so it's a complete work of fantasy.
02:55Ah-ha!
02:56Ah-ha!
02:57Very hilarious.
02:58And what did Mr. No Talent write?
02:59Ah, just a little something I call...
03:01The world's greatest movie!
03:03And that's a wrap!
03:04Cut!
03:05Print it!
03:07Man!
03:08What is wrong with him?
03:13Seven?
03:14A monkey?
03:15Cream corn?
03:16No!
03:17The answer is George Washington!
03:20Excuse me, Miss Fowl, but we have a phone call from Quentin Smithy, the director from Hollywood!
03:25He's chosen the winner of the screenplay contest!
03:28Yes!
03:29Quentin, baby!
03:30Sheen hair!
03:31I knew you'd love it!
03:32What do you think about the title?
03:34Jimmy won, you imbecile!
03:36That's a dumb title!
03:37Give me that!
03:39Hello?
03:40Thanks, Mr. Smithy!
03:42Okay!
03:43See you soon!
03:44Ciao!
03:45Hm, seems I won the contest.
03:48Anything you'd like to say, Cindy?
03:50I'm very happy for you!
03:53Cindy, stop clawing your desk!
04:03Now that you're a big Hollywood screenwriter, are you going to remember us little people?
04:08And your name is, uh...
04:13No, I'm just kidding.
04:14It's Rob, right?
04:18My name is Quentin Smithy, and I am here to rock your cinematic world!
04:23Mr. Neutron, let me just say that this is the best action-adventure, science-fiction,
04:29fantasy, martial arts, historical romance script I have ever read!
04:32Thanks!
04:33And I have a surprise for you all!
04:35I'm shooting the entire movie in Retroville!
04:40But, uh, Mr. Smithy, my story takes place in London, the Atlantic Ocean, a mythical world in Texas!
04:46Retroville doesn't look like any of those places!
04:48It's called paint, kid, it's cheap and it comes in a can.
04:50Now, as far as casting, this script is too real for actors, so I'm gonna use the actual resonance of Retroville!
04:57I want... you, you, you, you, and... you!
05:04I'm in the movie, too!
05:06Oh, this is so great!
05:07I'm a movie star!
05:08I've been bigger than Eric Estrada!
05:10Now, for my crew!
05:12Who wants to spend long hours for no money doing whatever I tell you to?
05:15See you on set tomorrow at six!
05:22Please let me be in your movie, Mr. Smithy!
05:24I'll do anything! Anything!
05:26Uh, sure, you can be... Donut Boy!
05:29Now get off my car!
05:30Donut Boy?
05:31Is the movie called The Adventures of Donut Boy?
05:33No, you bring donuts to the set!
05:35Now get off my car!
05:39No, I can't, I can't!
05:40I pretend to be Donut Boy, but actually, my undercover cop will live by his own rules!
05:45I love it!
05:46Uh, can you drop me off at my house?
05:49Uh, yeah, this is fine!
05:51See you tomorrow!
06:03Libby, you look ten years younger in this makeup!
06:10What?
06:11I don't want to look one!
06:13Oh, these costumes are scrumptious!
06:15You just can't go wrong with basic black!
06:18Ready to make some magic people?
06:20Hook them up!
06:21Bobby hooking up!
06:22Okay, okay, now, now, for this scene, right, you'll be suspended on microscopic safety wires!
06:28Uh, um, shouldn't we be using stunt people for this?
06:32What, you mean fake it?
06:33No way, man, no!
06:34The cool actors do their own stunts!
06:36I don't want to be cool!
06:37Uh, Mr. Smithy, this scene is supposed to take place on a ship in the Atlantic Ocean!
06:42And?
06:43We are on a roof?
06:44Oh, he not only writes, he has eyeballs!
06:46What a find!
06:47Bobby say, quiet set!
06:49Light go on!
06:50Camera roll!
06:52Mr. Smithy, uh, how do I start this thing?
06:55I have no idea!
06:56Just keep pushing buttons until something happens!
06:58And?
06:59Um, director dude, I'm picking up, like, a weird gurgling sound.
07:03Cut!
07:04Okay, so I didn't have any breakfast!
07:06I was kinda nervous about the movie, and I...
07:08Donut boy!
07:09Are you ready for my scene?
07:11Okay, I've been practicing.
07:12Listen...
07:13I got your cream-filled double glaze right here!
07:16Yeah, feed it!
07:18Ow!
07:20Hmm...
07:21You go jump in a lake!
07:25To practice for the big underwater scene?
07:27Gotcha!
07:28And...
07:29Action!
07:30Zero, you are the chosen one.
07:33The world is a computer simulation.
07:36Now let's take a cruise on this brand new ocean liner!
07:39Forget the cruise!
07:40Today we fight!
07:41Ha-ha!
07:42Ha-ha!
07:43Ha-ha!
07:44Ha-ha!
07:45Ha!
07:46Ha-ha-ha!
07:47Ha-ha!
07:48Ha-ha!
07:49Ha-ha-ha!
07:50Ha-ha-ha!
07:51Ha-ha-ha!
07:52Ha-ha-ha!
07:53Ha-ha!
07:54Ha-ha!
07:55Ha-ha-ha!
07:56Quick, quick, grab hands!
07:57Oh, he's got sticky donut stuff all over him!
08:00Ha-ha-ha!
08:01Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:02Hurry up, Timmy!
08:12Ow!
08:13That was unsettling.
08:15Another few seconds and we'd have been toast.
08:17Yeah, not the good kind of toast either.
08:20With the chewy crust and real butter on the top and...
08:23You think this smithy guy knows what he's doing?
08:25Of course he does.
08:27You guys just don't know how true artists work.
08:29Are you all right? I feel horrible, just terrible.
08:31How could that happen? What a shame.
08:32Too bad, so glad no one got hurt.
08:33Accidents will happen.
08:34Isn't movie making thrilling?
08:35Okay, moving on.
08:36Next scene.
08:37But we say move, people!
08:39Time is the money!
08:49Okay, okay.
08:50Now, in this scene, you begin a quest
08:52to find the mystical and all-powerful Lord of the Rugs.
08:55Oh, Mr. Smithy, this scene was supposed to take place
08:58on a misty mountaintop with everyone riding
09:00white stallions.
09:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:02I know, I know.
09:03But when I read it, it just screamed rollercoaster.
09:05But when I wrote it, I had a vision that...
09:08Oh, writer versus director.
09:09Hm.
09:10I win.
09:11Hey, wait a minute.
09:12This is a love scene?
09:13I have to kiss...
09:15Mewtron?
09:16Momisa, let's get this show on the highway!
09:18I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Smithy.
09:21We want it.
09:22We need it.
09:23We must have the precious donut ring!
09:26No, no, master.
09:27Not this thing.
09:28I hate you.
09:29I hate you, too.
09:30All right, donut boy, take a hike.
09:32So I look all sweaty for the big action scenes?
09:34Love it!
09:35You planned this all along, Neutron.
09:37You wanted to kiss me.
09:38Hey, hey, hey, I didn't know any of us
09:40were gonna be in this movie.
09:41But make sure you do justice to the material.
09:44Just remember, I'm acting.
09:46I'm not enjoying this.
09:48And action!
09:52One rug to rule them all, one rug to find them,
09:55one rug to bring them all,
09:56and one rug to cover up that spot in the living room.
10:01Kiss me, my love, before we are attacked by dinosaurs,
10:04aliens, pirates, and gladiators!
10:09Wait, stop!
10:10What?
10:11Oh, you big-headed!
10:12Oh, I was in the moment!
10:13We're about to fly out the tracks!
10:17Hold on!
10:19Goddard, deploy crash pad!
10:27Everybody, jump on three!
10:29Where's my stunt devil?
10:30One, two, three!
10:35Oh, are you okay?
10:36Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
10:37Heads will roll.
10:38Well, see you tomorrow!
10:39Bring smiles!
10:40We just almost got killed again!
10:41Yeah, if it wasn't for the last time,
10:42Yeah, if it wasn't for the free food, I'd quit!
10:44What?
10:45You can't quit my movie!
10:46I mean, our movie!
10:48Who is this Quentin Smithy guy anyway?
10:50Has anyone ever heard of him?
10:52Of course!
10:53He's very famous!
10:54He made that movie!
10:56You know, with that actor!
10:58And it had that scene!
10:59Goddard!
11:00Data check!
11:01Quentin Smithy!
11:02Burp!
11:03Burp!
11:04Now match!
11:05He's a young, fresh, undiscovered talent?
11:08Darn that Jimmy Neutron!
11:09Well, another little accident on the set will take care of that!
11:21I will destroy Jimmy Neutron and his friends, or my name isn't...
11:25Professor Finbar Calamitous!
11:28Professor Finbar Calamitous!
11:30Ho, ho, ho!
11:31Pertending to make a movie to get rid of Jimmy Neutron and his pesky friends is genius!
11:45Pretending to make a movie to get rid of Jimmy Neutron and his pesky friends is genius!
11:55They've ruined my plans before, but they will not ruin this one!
12:02Just a... oh, um, just a minute!
12:06Mr. Smithy, we have a little problem. The other actors want to quit.
12:15Why?
12:16Well, I'm guessing it was either the falling off the 40-story building or almost crashing on the roller coaster.
12:21Oh, what a bunch of babies!
12:23I know, I told them making great art can be dangerous, but they won't listen.
12:27Yeah, I'll speak to the others.
12:31Okay, okay, you guys, look, I know you've almost been killed two times in the past 24 hours,
12:35but that was the past! It's a new day, a new scene! Any questions?
12:39Um, yes. Are you going to finish that croissant?
12:43Knock yourself out.
12:45Let me assure you that nothing can possibly go wrong in this next scene,
12:49because it's a big musical number!
12:52We get to sing and dance?
12:54And shake our tail feathers?
12:55Hold on! There's no musical number in my script!
12:58Studio wanted it. You're gonna love it. Now!
13:00Hey, Quentin! Is this the scene where Donut Boy sings the Donut Boy theme song?
13:04Hmm?
13:05Who's the super cool cop?
13:07It always gets the bad guy.
13:09Donut Boy!
13:10That's me.
13:11Yeah.
13:12He brings a delicious assortment of sweet delights.
13:17Donut Boy!
13:18Got a creamy filling.
13:22No, this is the scene where you get lost!
13:25Donut Boy goes missing to increase the suspense?
13:27I love it!
13:28Bye-bye now.
13:29All right, let's do this! Five, six, seven, eight!
13:32Come on, boys, we gotta stop that ghost!
13:42And save the day!
13:45Halt the alien invasion, or we'll be toast!
13:49And save the day!
13:51Destroy the secret formula before the cyborg mark!
13:55Get rid of the mommy, save the seven dwarfs!
13:58Win the big fight at the Coliseum!
14:01Put the dead guys back in the moblium!
14:04Look the shark and find the ark!
14:08And save the day!
14:16Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta!
14:25And now for the big finishing!
14:38Stay down!
14:39I can take him out with my watch!
14:59Curse that Jimmy and his inventions!
15:01How hard can it be to eliminate five obnoxious kids?
15:06Sorry!
15:07Those hats must have been left over from my last film, When Hats Attack!
15:10I am outta here!
15:12Your script is not worth getting killed over!
15:14Yeah!
15:15Maybe wounded, but not killed!
15:17But guys, the odds of another accident happening are 1,456,782 to 1!
15:23Hmm...
15:25Nah!
15:26What?
15:27But my movie!
15:28Sorry, did I say my again?
15:32We can get other actors, right?
15:33No!
15:34No, impossible!
15:35They're irreplaceable!
15:36Cindy is Princess Butterface!
15:38No, we gotta get all of them back!
15:39Okay!
15:40I'll get them!
15:41They're not gonna stop this movie!
15:43We're not dead yet!
15:46No...
15:47Bet you will be!
15:49Okay, I'm not saying I would've won the Oscar, but I would've been nominated!
16:01There you all are!
16:02Look, I know we've had some minor mishaps, but I'll guarantee your safety!
16:07We have to finish my movie!
16:09Our movie!
16:10Right!
16:11Sam, another round on me!
16:12Come on!
16:13You could be movie stars!
16:15Think of it!
16:16Limousines, swimming pools...
16:17Monkeys?
16:18By the barrelful?
16:19I'm in!
16:20No way!
16:21Forget it!
16:22We almost got killed three times!
16:24Guys, just think of the Hollywood parties with those little weenies on the little buns!
16:28Fashion designers begging you to wear their clothes!
16:31Your face on a screen twenty feet high!
16:34And the monkeys!
16:35Tell me about the monkeys, Jim!
16:37Monkeys as far as the eye can see!
16:39So will you do it for your old pal?
16:42Will you do it for...
16:43The Jimster?
16:47Is this the Jimster?
16:49No!
16:50But!
16:51We'll do it for the fame and fortune!
16:53And the monkeys!
16:54Are these spider monkeys?
16:55Can they open up bananas with their teeth?
17:01Okay!
17:02Okay!
17:03Okay!
17:04Okay!
17:05The climax of our film!
17:06This is where you become magicians at Pig Pimple School!
17:07Visit a dinosaur amusement park!
17:08And rescue the ruby slippers!
17:09What?
17:10He wrote it!
17:11I'm just directing!
17:12Alright, I decided to set this scene in the thirteenth century and they didn't have watches
17:16so I'll take this!
17:18And here's your magic wand!
17:20This isn't left over from a movie called When Sticks Shoot 50 Foot Flames, is it?
17:25Goddard!
17:26Analyze!
17:27It's just a piece of wood!
17:32That reminds me.
17:33I know how sensitive a robotic dog's ears can be.
17:36You!
17:37Get that mud off the set!
17:38Striking the doggie!
17:39Murk!
17:40Murk!
17:41Murk!
17:42Okay!
17:43Okay!
17:44Okay!
17:45Okay!
17:46Follow me!
17:47Um...
17:48Quentin, I noticed you made some changes to this scene.
17:51Eighty-seven to be exact, and there's no ending.
17:53Oh yeah.
17:54There'll be an ending.
17:55Trust me.
17:56But shouldn't we know what it is?
17:58Oh!
17:59Let's just have fun with it!
18:00Lights, camera, action!
18:01So!
18:02You are the evil one whose name is really hard to pronounce!
18:06Yes!
18:07And this is the end of you, Peri-bladder!
18:10Klaatu Barana Nikto!
18:14Oh!
18:15Crumpets!
18:16What's the matter with this?
18:17Nothing ever works!
18:19Oh!
18:20I can't...
18:21Ever!
18:22I'll finish anything!
18:24The half-eaten croissant!
18:25He forgot to write an ending!
18:27No record of Queen Smithy!
18:29He didn't know how to start the camera!
18:30It's...
18:31It's...
18:32Professor Finbar Calamitous!
18:37And welcome to the last scene of the movie,
18:40And your lives!
18:41Heh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h
18:47Whoa!
18:49Gramp Baby, I'm back!
19:03I'm ready for our next big scene!
19:05Hey Gramps, have you seen Quentin around here?
19:09Help!
19:10Get him!
19:11Help!
19:12I bet this is the scene where Donut Boy saves the day!
19:16Gavasky Giant Slater Beast takes the sugary fury, Donut Boy!
19:27Butch, you getting my good side?
19:29Dammit boy, you've made your last delivery!
19:33Wait a minute, Donuts!
19:35Nothing!
19:36None of the gooey glaze of those Donuts could short circuit the wiring on that snake!
19:40Dad, throw your Donuts in the snake's mouth!
19:43I don't think my character would do that!
19:46Alright!
19:47You're the writer!
19:50Eat Donuts, you fiend!
19:53Honeygrey!
19:54Chocolate!
19:55Chocolate with sprinkles!
19:56Lemon custard!
20:04No!
20:05No, no, no, no!
20:07No!
20:08No!
20:10I hate show business!
20:13Cut!
20:14That's a wrap!
20:15That was totally cool!
20:17Well, you know, I'd love to stay in Chad, but I better get back to the house and wait for
20:23my family!
20:24Get me out of here!
20:27Out of here!
20:28No problem!
20:29I'll get you out of there and back to your nice, warm jail cell!
20:37I'll get you, Jimmy Neutron!
20:39And when I do, I'm going to do something really...
20:42Well, evil, of course.
20:43That goes without saying.
20:46I'll have to get back to you on the specifics.
20:49Well, it looks like Calamitous only did my screenplay to destroy us.
20:54I guess I don't have any artistic talent.
20:57The name's Jim Stewart.
21:00Nope!
21:01Still, it's too bad we couldn't finish the movie.
21:03Hey, maybe we can.
21:05We still have the camera and film.
21:07This time, we'll do it exactly the way I wrote it.
21:10No way!
21:11This time, we do our movies.
21:21Judy, my love, this ranch and all my hammers could be yours if you'd marry me.
21:26I can't.
21:27I'm too blonde, too smart, and too popular.
21:31What?
21:33Hold up, y'all.
21:35Cappuccino Jones is here to bring the sass and kick out the jams.
21:39Behold, I am the Monkey King.
21:42I command you all to dance.
21:44Dance, I say.
21:45Dance!
21:56Mars
22:03Who?
22:05Who?
22:08Who?
22:09Who?
22:10Who?
22:11Who?
22:12Who?
22:14So what do you want me to say now?
22:38Got a blast!
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