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00:00What's the password?
00:16No one gave us any stupid passwords, Sheen. We were just told to show up.
00:19Then how do I know you're really Cindy and Libby?
00:21Okay, okay, stop! I believe you, you're Libby!
00:26But how do I know you're Cindy?
00:28Just open the stupid door!
00:30Yep, that's you.
00:38Sorry, ladies. I'm gonna have to search you.
00:45She's clean!
00:47Thank you for coming, you two. For once, I'm really glad to see you.
00:51I'll give you ten seconds to tell us what this is all about.
00:54Maybe I should let our guest explain.
00:56Greetings, honorable children. I am Princess Guanxi Sue, last heir to the Sue dynasty.
01:02But my friends call me Peggy.
01:04Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Peggy Sue.
01:07Do you think she's married?
01:09Get your tongue off the floor.
01:11It was Princess Sue who contacted me.
01:13Goddard, activate holo program 7A.
01:167A! I said 7A!
01:22This is the egg drop jade, a priceless gem that has been in my family for generations.
01:28The jade has an unstable atomic structure, which can channel near infinite amounts of raw energy.
01:34Knowing this, my evil brother, a boy named Sue, has built a deadly doomsday device.
01:40When powered by the egg, this device could enslave the entire free world.
01:46And that's where we come in. The egg's currently on display at the Retroville Museum.
01:52The security system is state of the art, but that won't stop us.
01:55You want us to help you rob the Retroville Museum? Have you popped the synapse?
02:00The egg has got to be secured before Peggy's evil brother steals it.
02:04And to do that, I'll need your help.
02:06Pinch me, Libby. I'm in shock.
02:08You need our help?
02:10I can't do it by myself.
02:12You've all been chosen for this operation because you each possess a unique skill.
02:16Really? What's my skill, Jimmy?
02:18It's personal hygiene, isn't it?
02:20Well, um, actually, Carl, I was hoping you could stay and keep the prince's company while we're gone.
02:26But I want to help save the free world, too.
02:29Please let me help, Jimmy. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
02:34Look, Neutron, if it's for the good of the free world, then I guess we'll help.
02:37Just shut him up.
02:38Okay, Carl. Carl, okay.
02:41You can help by, um, uh, by providing nourishing snacks for quick energy.
02:46Yay! Who likes fruit chewies?
02:49So, bearing in mind that Carl will provide snacks, here's the plan.
02:59Hey, Lou, I just got this kid sneaking around the service entrance.
03:09Very suspicious. What are you doing here, kid?
03:11Hello, my name is Pete... Steve! Steve! And I am a diverse... I mean, I am collecting money for the United Magicians Retirement Fund.
03:19I love magicians. Hey, kid, you know any magic card tricks?
03:22Do I? Allow me to direct your attention away from the wall of security monitors.
03:28Sheen should be distracting the guards right about now.
03:30This hypersonic blast will be nasty, but it should freeze the alarm system. Ready, Libby?
03:35Oh, my name is Pete. I'm Steve, and I am a diverse... I mean, I am collecting money for the United Magicians Retirement Fund.
03:41I love magicians. Hey, kid, you know any magic card tricks?
03:43Do I? Allow me to direct your attention away from the wall of security monitors.
03:48Sheen should be distracting the guards right about now.
03:50This hypersonic blast will be nasty, but it should freeze the alarm system.
03:54Ready, Libby?
03:56The alarms will stay frozen as long as you sustain that note, Libby. Everyone else, go!
04:19Staff! Nobody move!
04:21Good call, Carl. But how did you know this hall was rigged with pressure sensors?
04:28I didn't. I just thought we could use a snack.
04:31You're up, Cindy. Can you reach that control box without setting foot on the pressure sensors?
04:37With the energy boost from this raspberry, too, as you can!
04:41We've got ten seconds. Hurry!
04:48The sensors are back on the line. Stay where you are, Cindy.
04:54No problem, but you'll come back for me, right? Right?
04:55Is this your card?
04:56No.
04:57Oh. Well, is this your card?
04:58For the tenth time, no! Sheesh, you're not a very good magician, are you?
04:59You also lack showmanship.
05:00Now I'm going back to the monitors.
05:01Uh, well, wait!
05:02Time for people!
05:03We've got ten seconds.
05:04We've got ten seconds.
05:05Hurry!
05:06We've got ten seconds.
05:07Hurry!
05:08Okay.
05:09That's right.
05:10Oh.
05:11Oh.
05:12No problem, but you'll come back for me, right?
05:13Right?!
05:14Is... this your card?
05:15No.
05:16Oh.
05:17Well, is this your card?
05:19For the tenth time, no!
05:22Sheesh, you're not a very good magician, are you?
05:25You also lack showmanship.
05:26Now I'm going back to the monitors.
05:27Uh, well, wait!
05:28Time for plan B.
05:29Who likes balloon animals?
05:30Oh, that's...
05:31Oh, that's...
05:32Oh, that's...
05:33Oh, that's...
05:34Oh, that's...
05:35Oh, that's...
05:36Okay, Carl. Now, Goddard will lower me down on tension wires and...
05:59Oh, no! Goddard must have suffered hypersonic damage from Libby's high note.
06:04It's up to you, Carl. I'll have to lower you down manually while you retrieve the egg.
06:09Me?
06:10Just replace the real jade egg with this replica and we're done.
06:17Let's do it!
06:19Oh, look at the pretty lights. Don't touch them, Carl. Those are infrared security beams.
06:24Infrared? But, Jimmy, I'm allergic to infrared.
06:28Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! See!
06:35Ooh, look at the pretty lights.
06:38Don't touch them, Carl. Those are infrared security beams.
06:41Infrared? But, Jimmy, I'm allergic to infrared.
06:46Oh, my Goddard!
06:56Ah! Ah!
06:57Oh, Carl, no!
06:58Action!
07:03Oh, no, I got...
07:04Quick, Carl. Switch the eggs.
07:06Oh, no!
07:08We did it, Carl. We got the jade egg.
07:21Yeah, Jimmy, about that...
07:23In no time, Carl. We gotta move.
07:28And this is the Horned Grimlock from Ultralord episode 42...
07:31Holy chance, bots! Ultralord's on TV now!
07:35Hey, where's Ultralord?
07:37Every channel has the same stupid show.
07:40Intruders on level three.
07:43It won't last two seasons.
07:44Intruders on level three?
07:46I'll go. You watch the kid.
07:49You're in big trouble, kid.
07:52Attack, my pet!
07:56Hey, Neutron! What about the pressure sensors?
07:58No time! Come on!
08:08Run!
08:25Guys, we gotta hurry. We're missing Ultralord.
08:27You're not going to die!
08:28Here, you kids! Freeze!
08:30Woof!
08:31Woof!
08:33Woof!
08:35Woof!
08:44Oh, thank you, Jimmy Neutron.
08:49I knew that only your enormous, big, smart brain
08:50could accomplish this deed.
08:52Well, I couldn't have done it without a little help from my friends.
08:56Really? Then I suppose it is only fitting that your friends share in your ultimate downfall.
09:04Jimmy, I think the princess needs a throat lozenge.
09:07That's not the princess! That's Professor Calamitous!
09:12Thank you, Jimmy. Phase one of my doomsday plan is now complete.
09:17Phase two hasn't really been worked out yet, but I'm confident that it will be very, very evil.
09:26A force field! We're trapped!
09:29Don't worry, Jimmy. I've got the princess.
09:31You're safe with us, my darling.
09:37Isn't it beautiful? I tried using more common crystals to power it, but they all caused catastrophic meltdowns.
09:47Meltdowns from common crystals? Uh, Jimmy?
09:52Not now, Carl. I can still cancel out his force field with my null generator.
09:56But, but...
09:56Stand back, everyone.
09:57Jimmy, no!
10:01Carl, what have you done?
10:05Well done, Carl.
10:07When I rule the Earth, you shall receive a charming gift basket.
10:11And now, it's doomsday!
10:21Well, perhaps I should have given phase two more thought.
10:27I'll catch you, Jimmy Neutron!
10:30I was trying to tell you before, Jimmy. I think I got mixed up and left a real jet egg back at the museum.
10:42And the replica egg caused a meltdown! Carl, your stroke of stupidity has saved us all!
10:48Oh, yup! Just one last piece of business to take care of.
10:52Who wants the last lemon chewy? Anyone? Anyone? Come on, it's Lemony!
10:58Come on, Carl! Show me what you got!
11:15Ha! Ow!
11:17Okay. Sun check, birds check, kids playing check.
11:21Yes, sir. Looks like everything's hunky-dory in the world of Hugh Neutron.
11:26Sweet, leaping...
11:27CRUMPLESS!
11:31The defiler of beloved lawns everywhere. My response must be swift and brutal.
11:36Hey, Neutron. Just give the old hedges a little trim before they start throwing off pollen spores.
11:41Yeah, Wheezer, I'm gonna need my lawn lopper back.
11:43Well, gee, Neutron, I came that thing back weeks ago. You must have forgot.
11:47Forgot about my Lawn Lopper 300 Pro Deluxe as seen on TV? I don't think so.
11:53Well, it's probably in your garage. Why don't you check?
11:55Actually, it's probably in your garage. I'll just go get it.
11:57Hey! I already told you, I gave it back, you wingding!
12:00And I'm telling you, you didn't, Tool Hog!
12:02Cheesebrain!
12:03Sneeze, Jockey!
12:04Noodlehead!
12:05Just because my lawn is lush and silky while yours is limp and hard to manage, doesn't it?
12:10What?! There's nothing wrong with my lawn!
12:12Go, please! Dandelions, gopher holes, and these tacky ceramic lawn kitties, please!
12:19Oh, yeah? What about your stupid lawn ducks?
12:22They're the laughing stock of the entire neighborhood!
12:25No! You put that down right now!
12:27Hey, look at me! I'm a stupid lawn duck!
12:32Whoops! It's a Quaxula!
12:35No!
12:37Oopsie.
12:38That is the last straw, Weezer!
12:43From this point on, we are mortal enemies!
12:47Well, that goes double for me!
12:49Jimmy said Carl. From now on, we'll have nothing to do with him, or anyone named Weezer, or anyone who's ever wheezed!
12:55But, Dad, Carl's my best friend!
12:57Not anymore!
12:58Come on, Carl!
12:59From now on, the Weezers and the Neutrons are sworn nemesises!
13:03I think you mean nemeses!
13:05Yeah, don't correct our ignorant enemies, son!
13:07Now, into the house!
13:08The air out here is thick with the stench of Weezer!
13:13Bye, Jimmy! I'll never forget you!
13:16Don't worry, Carl. This feud can't last forever!
13:31Jimmy to Carl! Jimmy to Carl! Are you receiving me?
13:34Sure thing, Jimmy! I'm ready for our game of holographic Star Toad!
13:39Have at you, then!
13:46Ah-ha! I knew it!
13:52Carl, I have nothing against you personally, but this is a Weezer-free home now!
14:02Bye, Jimmy!
14:05Dad, this isn't fair!
14:07Now, son, I know this is hard, but you'll make other friends non-Weezer friends!
14:12But I want to hang out with Carl! And sooner or later, I'll invent a way to get around this feud!
14:17Hey, thanks for reminding me!
14:19Ow!
14:20Mmm!
14:21Mmm!
14:22Mmm!
14:23Ow!
14:24Mmm!
14:25Mmm!
14:26Mmm!
14:27Oh!
14:28Ow!
14:29Mmm!
14:30Ooh!
14:31Mmm!
14:32Of course!
14:33Ow!
14:34Ugh!
14:35Ooh!
14:36Yeah!
14:38Mom, I can't live like this!
14:46You've got to do something!
14:47Way ahead of you, sweetie.
14:49Fathers can be such silly heads.
14:51That's why I baked a Bramble Berry Pie
14:54as a peace offering to the Weezers.
14:56Of course.
14:57No one can stay angry when they're eating one of your pies.
15:00They've never failed yet.
15:02I'll have this ridiculous feud straightened out in no time.
15:07Good old Mom.
15:08If anyone can get this mess back to normal, it's her.
15:14Sheen, what were you doing in there?
15:16I'm here to bring you and Carl back together
15:18through my exclusive Reach Out and Touch a Friend program.
15:21What are you talking about?
15:22Well, for just four bucks a month,
15:24I'll secretly deliver messages between you and Carl.
15:27He's already selected a rap-themed greeting
15:29for an additional three cents a word.
15:36Dear Jimmy, how are you?
15:38What's up? What's new?
15:39Look, our dads won't listen, but it's you I've been missing,
15:41and it makes me sad and blue, fool.
15:44Please respond. Your friend, Carl.
15:47Four bucks, please.
15:48Look, Sheen, this isn't necessary.
15:50My mom's over at Carl's patching up the feud right now.
15:53Ah! Oh, sweet heavens!
15:55No!
15:56Oh, somebody, get my back!
15:59Get my back!
16:00Ah! Ah!
16:01You knew my husband was allergic to Brable Berry Pie.
16:04You're just a dupe for that hateful husband of yours.
16:07Hateful? You take that back!
16:09Never!
16:10Elegy-giver!
16:11Venom-spitter!
16:12Sea-wits!
16:13Hag-woman!
16:18Jimmy, I don't want you ever to mention the word Carl again!
16:24Sheen, can you arrange a little get-together with Carl?
16:27You're in luck, Jimmy.
16:28I'm having a special this month on super-secret meetings.
16:31May I suggest a Mexican bandino theme?
16:41Hi, Jimmy.
16:42Carl, please!
16:43We have to do this by the book!
16:45Oh, sorry.
16:46Hola, Sr. Cactus.
16:49Que tal?
16:50Look, can we just get on with this?
16:52Whatever, dude.
16:53It's your money.
16:54It's really good to see you, Carl.
16:56Do you have the components I asked you to bring?
16:58Sure, Jimmy.
16:59Here's the perpetual motion gyro top you gave me last year.
17:03And here's the non-sucking hydraulic loopy straw you gave me.
17:06Great.
17:07My dad thinks he's cut me off from technology, but he forgot about Goddard.
17:11By combining these devices with extra parts from Goddard, I should be able to rig a chloroplastic
17:17crabgrass accelerator.
17:18Jimmy, our dads hate crabgrass!
17:21Exactly!
17:22Faced with an outbreak of crabgrass, they'll have to forget their feud and work together
17:26to save their lawns.
17:27There.
17:28This ought to do the trick.
17:29After all, science has never let us down before.
17:31What about the time science almost made that meteor hit the town?
17:34And the time science blocked out the sun and nearly created a second ice age.
17:38Okay, okay.
17:39Science almost usually never lets us down.
17:41Ready, guys?
17:42Wait!
17:43There's something we have to get settled.
17:45Okay, for contacting Carl, that'll be 375.
17:48Delivering the message in Spanish is another six pesos, so carry the one.
17:52Come on!
17:59Okay, guys.
18:00Here we go.
18:01Here we go.
18:02Here we go.
18:03Here we go.
18:04Here we go.
18:05Holy jumping catfish!
18:26Great stinking bananas!
18:29Oh, this is all your fault, Weezer!
18:32Oh, no! The crabgrass started on your lawn, Neutron!
18:36I guess this neighborhood just can't have nice things.
18:39You're both wasting time!
18:41The only way to fight an infestation this big is for you to work together!
18:44Never! No lawn is worth that!
18:47I'd rather be dipped in pickle juice and thrown to rabbit weasels!
18:51Ditto!
18:52Goodbye, old friend.
18:54Avenge you, I will!
18:59Drat! Why'd you buy science again?
19:02No! I can't let my friendship with Jimmy in like this!
19:07Carl, what are you doing? Don't!
19:09We need more crabgrass.
19:12More!
19:13You've started a mutagenic growth cycle and it's out of control!
19:28Sugar Booger, we need perving power, pronto!
19:42Mother, get the weed spray!
19:44Pete, stop outside!
19:46Go' on!
19:47Getλoo!
19:47Come on!
19:56Yeah!
19:58Back,えば fight-up-death!
20:00I-Ah!
20:03NAH-HAAH!
20:05YAAフ!
20:09winners!
20:11YAH!
20:12Take that, like this, like that, and more of this!
20:42No! No!
20:47Ginger!
20:48Carl!
21:04Thank goodness you boys are alright!
21:07Ma'am, does this mean that the feud is over?
21:10And Carl and I can be friends again?
21:11Well, the Weezers and the Neutrods may have the differences.
21:15But we'll just have to learn to get past them, for the sake of the children.
21:19You betcha!
21:20I agree 100%, just as soon as Weezer admits that he took my lawn lopper!
21:27I did not!
21:28Stupid head!
21:29Moron face!
21:30Mucus monkey!
21:31Duck lover!
21:32Duck lover!
21:33I just remembered, Sam at the candy bar paid me to send a message to Mr. Neutron, and he's chosen a festive poker theme!
21:45Thanks, boys!
21:46Let him in your lawn lopper!
21:47Yoddley, yoddley, yoddley, yoddley, yoddley, hee-hoo!
21:51I'll return it in the next few days!
21:53Yoddley, yoddley, yoddley, hee-hoo!
21:55That'll be 4 bucks, please!
21:56Of course, we could discuss a preferred customer discount!
22:01That's it!
22:25Hi, I'm Paul.
22:46Got a blast.
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