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00:00The time has come for a momentous decision which will affect us all forever!
00:28What are we gonna be for Halloween?
00:30Llama Boy!
00:31Carl, you've been Llama Boy for the last eight years!
00:34Yeah, plus Llama Boy's not scary. He's just creepy. You're supposed to be scary on Halloween!
00:40I know. So this year, I'm adding a cape!
00:45Why do we hang with him?
00:47Well, I suppose you're going to be Ultralord again.
00:51No! I wore out my costume. I wore it every day when I watched the Ultralord show at 5, 7 and 10 and 13.
00:57With repeats the following day at 9, 11, 1, 30 and 6.
01:01Do you guys ever feel a little weird? You know, still dressing up in costumes?
01:06Yeah, when you put it that way...
01:09No way, man! It's great!
01:12This year, I want to be something really scary!
01:16You could wear a cape!
01:18I said really scary!
01:20You could be Miss Fowl!
01:22Yee!
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01:42Hey, guys.
01:43Hey, my favorite monster movie is on!
01:45Octopus Man!
01:47He's got eight arms one watch with me. It's the three-and-a-half-hour director's cut with the alternate ending where he grows a ninth arm
01:55I wanted to be octopus man for Halloween when I was a man, but mother wouldn't buy me the costume
02:01So it was too scary for a 16 year old. I'll never forgive her for that
02:06Never
02:16So who are you gonna be this year Jim Albert Einstein jet fusion that smart guy in the wheelchair that talks with a keyboard
02:25Actually, I'm not going to trick-or-treat this year. I don't know Halloween's kind of for kids
02:31But we are kids and it's Halloween. Yeah, Jimmy
02:36They got the bubblegum the tiny chocolate bars
02:44Taken that into consideration, so I've been working on a little project
02:49Ooh the plot thickens
02:51Gentlemen, I have a proposition
02:53I'll make you guys really scary for Halloween in exchange for 25% of your candy
02:59You think I'm a fool call it 50. We got a deal deal
03:03To the oh, Jimmy. Can I say it this time, please?
03:06All right, Carl. Go ahead to the place where Jimmy has all this neat stuff and where he invents things and then something goes wrong and we have a big adventure
03:14to the lab
03:19This is my 27th greatest invention ever behold the Neutronic monster maker
03:25Sweet name
03:28Simply select a monster step under the cone of creation and it'll realign your molecules to make you look like that monster
03:34down to
03:35Horrifying atom cool, but sheen you gotta promise that when you're scary you won't scare me
03:42My word is my bond
03:45I've downloaded every monster imaginable
03:47I have a hundred and two different monsters to choose from here are your choices
03:53A werewolf
03:53That's it. I want to be the wolf guy
03:55Shane
03:55I have a hundred and one other monsters
03:58I know Jimmy, but it's been my lifelong dream to be covered in hair
04:05All right werewolf it is what about you Carl the hunchback of Notre Dame?
04:10Uh too hunchy the blob too blobby the phantom of the opera to operate frankenstein frankenstein
04:19No, I don't like his wardrobe. I'm more of a summer. Oh, who's the guy with the cape?
04:26Dracula yeah, he has a cape. I want to be Dracula
04:31Right Dracula and a werewolf it is
04:40Oh
04:48Yeah
04:50It's werewolf time
05:01No me
05:03No me
05:05I am Dracula.
05:12How's my kid look?
05:15We look awesome.
05:16You sure you don't want to be a monster, Jimmy?
05:19No, thanks. I'll just enjoy the fruits of your labor.
05:21Fruit? I want candy.
05:24Come on, let's ride.
05:31By using the hover car, we can go to more houses,
05:34which, of course, means more candy.
05:36Hey, Jimmy, has anyone ever told you you're a boy genius?
05:41Enough with the chit-chat.
05:43This only Lobo wants candy.
05:45I believe this is going to be a Halloween we shan't ever forget.
05:53Jimbo, have you seen my suede duck feet with the...
05:56Oh, golly.
05:59Hey, where the heck am I?
06:02Oh, no. I must have fallen into a strange parallel dimension
06:05with no hope of ever finding my way back to civil...
06:07A big game? Oh, I want to play. Name that monster.
06:12Spin the wheel. Round and round and round it goes.
06:15Where it stops, nobody knows.
06:17You know, I bet if I pull this lever, something really fun happens.
06:22Where's my prize?
06:24Does it come out of that umbrella-y thingy?
06:26Phew. This year, instead of candy, I'm giving out healthy snacks.
06:35Oh, don't you think the children will just love my prune puffs and banana balls?
06:41Well, aren't you a little grumpy Gus tonight?
06:45Oh, what a wonderful costume.
06:49But I thought you were going to be the duck man of La Mancha.
06:51Help!
06:52Help!
06:53Please.
06:54Help!
06:56Well, there's no need to get in a huff.
06:58Now, will you light the jack-o'-lantern, please?
07:01I'll get my costume on. Oh, you're going to love it!
07:04Be right back!
07:07Fire bag! Fire bag!
07:10Fire bag! Fire bag!
07:12Fire bag! Fire bag!
07:23Trick or treat!
07:24Trick or treat!
07:26Well, what marvelous costumes...
07:29Don't you look darling?
07:31Thanks!
07:32Oh, I used to love to dress up for Halloween!
07:34One year, I was a butterfly.
07:36Then I was an elf, a sprite, an ice skater.
07:39I was Peter Pan six times.
07:41Michelangelo's David, and I gotta tell you, that was chili.
07:44Brr!
07:47This is great!
07:48We got so much candy, we're gonna be sick for weeks.
07:51I don't like the candy you have to unwrap.
07:54I always cut myself on the shiny paper.
07:58Ow! See? I cut myself!
08:01I'm bleeding! Medic!
08:03Carl, don't be such a big baby.
08:06Mmm, not bad.
08:08Tastes like cherry soda with a lot of vinegar in it.
08:11Mmm, mmm, boy, that is good.
08:13I mean, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
08:16That is really good.
08:18Hey, try some, you guys.
08:19It's way better than purple fur.
08:21No way! I'm not drinking your blood.
08:24Yeah, no thanks, Carl.
08:25Mmm, mmm, I want more! I need blood!
08:30Do you need counseling?
08:31Must. Have. Blood!
08:34Oh, listen to them. The children are denied.
08:39What music they make. I must join them!
08:47Bye, you guys! See you later!
08:50That was weird.
08:55But totally awesome!
08:57I want to change into a bat! I want to fly!
08:59Make me a bat, Jimmy! Make me a bat!
09:00What? What? I didn't do that!
09:03Carl just changed into a vampire bat on his own!
09:07Well, it's Halloween. What do you expect?
09:09The monster maker must have mutated Carl's molecular structure
09:13on the subatomic level, altering his DNA!
09:16Hmm. And now again in English?
09:18He's a real vampire!
09:20Cool!
09:21Not cool!
09:22If Carl turned into a real vampire,
09:24then you could turn into a real...
09:26Uh, Jean, I think we'd better go back to the lab.
09:39Or not!
09:40Ah!
09:41Goddard!
09:48This is going to be a memorable Halloween, Goddard!
09:52If we survive.
09:56I can't believe Carl and Shane turned into a real vampire and werewolf!
10:16I've got to capture him and turn him back!
10:18Goddard, access vampire data so I know what I'm dealing with.
10:22Vampires feed on the blood of the living.
10:26They can turn their victims into vampires and are repelled by garlic.
10:29They can only be destroyed by a wooden stake driven into their heart.
10:34What have you got on werewolves?
10:36Even a man who is pure at heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is...
10:48Ah!
10:49Ah!
10:50Ah!
10:51Hi, Miss Fowl.
10:52How do you know about werewolves?
10:54I was married to one!
10:55But that's a story for another day!
10:59Uh, anything else I should know?
11:01Well, they can turn other people into werewolves by biting them and they can only be destroyed by a silver.
11:08Bullet?
11:09Cane!
11:10Spoon!
11:11Hairbrush!
11:12Anything silver!
11:13Happy Halloween!
11:14Don't forget to floss!
11:17Oh, come on, boy.
11:18We've got work to do.
11:28Good evening!
11:29No!
11:30Carl?
11:31You scared me!
11:32Sorry.
11:33I thought you were going to be Llama Boy for the 900th time.
11:35Ah!
11:36Llama Boy is how you say.
11:38Old school!
11:39May I say, you look enchanting tonight!
11:43Thanks!
11:44I'm Muffy the Vampire Annihilator.
11:47Whatever.
11:48Um, have you seen Libby?
11:49I'm supposed to meet her here to go trick-or-treating and she's late.
11:52I could wring her neck.
11:53Ah!
11:54Speaking of necks, I couldn't help but notice how lovely your neck looks tonight.
12:00My neck?
12:01What's your problem?
12:04Look into my eyes!
12:07I mean, if you don't mind.
12:08Why the heck would I want to...
12:10Look into my eyes!
12:12Yes, Master.
12:14What is your blood type?
12:17A positive, Master.
12:20Mmm.
12:21How positively delicious!
12:27Goddard, set your audio locators for any werewolf howls or vampire screams.
12:32Hey, Sheen.
12:33Cool costume.
12:34I'm a fashion mob.
12:35How do I look?
12:36Tasty!
12:37Thanks!
12:38You got any meat on ya?
12:39Prime rib?
12:40Filet mignon?
12:41Rug roast?
12:42Do I look like a butcher?
12:43Have you seen any livestock?
12:44Cows?
12:45Pigs?
12:46Sheen, you're usually weird.
12:47But tonight you got a little extra going on.
12:48I need meat!
12:49Well, don't look at me.
12:50I'm a vegetarian.
12:51I knew it!
12:52Carl owes me two bucks.
12:53He thought you were a republican.
12:54Vegetarian means I don't eat meat.
12:55I don't eat meat.
12:56I'm a vegetarian.
12:57I'm a vegetarian.
12:58Cool costume.
12:59I'm a fashion mob.
13:00How do I look?
13:01Tasty!
13:02Thanks!
13:03You got any meat on ya?
13:04Prime rib?
13:05Filet mignon?
13:06Rug roast?
13:07Do I look like a butcher?
13:08Have you seen any livestock?
13:09Cows?
13:10Pigs?
13:11Sheen, you're usually weird.
13:12But tonight you got a little extra going on.
13:14I need meat!
13:15Well, don't look at me.
13:16I'm a vegetarian.
13:17I knew it!
13:18Carl owes me two bucks.
13:19He thought you were a republican.
13:21Vegetarian means I don't eat meat.
13:23Oh.
13:24But you are meat!
13:26Well, yeah, if you want to get gross about it.
13:28I do!
13:29How about a bite?
13:30Of what?
13:31You!
13:40We're getting close!
13:41I just hope we're not too late!
13:47Wish I could walk faster!
14:06Oh, hiya, Neutron.
14:08Thought I'd fiddle around with the old Stradivarius.
14:10Any requests?
14:12I'm not familiar with that one.
14:14Can you hum a few bars?
14:16Say, that's kind of catchy.
14:19Who wrote it?
14:20It's me!
14:21Never heard of him.
14:22Hugh, Neutron, what on earth are you doing?
14:26I need you at home to help me pass out fruit snacks.
14:30We want you.
14:34Hugh, please use complete sentences.
14:36Oh, don't mumble.
14:38You sound like you have a mouth full of marbles.
14:41My!
14:43Hugh!
14:44Hugh!
14:45What are you doing?
14:46This isn't our rumble lesson night.
14:48I wish I was married.
14:53Here's Carl and Cindy!
14:57Cindy!
14:58Stay away from Carl!
15:00He's a vampire!
15:01A real live...
15:02I mean, dead...
15:03I mean...
15:04Cindy has joined me!
15:09You too must join me!
15:11It only takes one bite!
15:15Hey, look!
15:17The Red Cross is having a blood drive!
15:19Where?
15:20Where?
15:21Where?
15:22Make like a bet!
15:23And follow me!
15:24Yes, master!
15:28No!
15:29No!
15:30No!
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15:51Looks like Lucky Tony's house of garlic saved our lives.
15:55But we can't stay here all night.
15:57Let's sneak back to the hover car through the alley.
16:00That's not good!
16:01She must have bitten Libby!
16:02We're just good friends.
16:03And you better not have rabies!
16:04Don't worry!
16:05I've had all my shots!
16:06Thanks for turning me into a werewolf just now!
16:07It's awesome!
16:08Oh!
16:09Except for the fleas!
16:10Hey Sheen!
16:11You said we were gonna get something to eat!
16:13Huh?
16:14No!
16:15No!
16:16No!
16:17No!
16:18No!
16:19No!
16:20No!
16:21No!
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16:26No!
16:27No!
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16:29No!
16:30No!
16:31No!
16:32No!
16:33No!
16:34No!
16:35No!
16:36No!
16:37How about Jimmy?
16:42Aha!
16:44Ha-ha!
16:59Huh?
17:02Hmm?
17:03Dad?
17:04Your father's not himself tonight, dear.
17:07He must have gotten into the lab and used the monster machine.
17:11Stop that!
17:14She hate me.
17:17Hi, Mrs. Neutron.
17:18You look so pretty and full of blood.
17:23Why, thank you, what?
17:24Look into my eyes, please.
17:28She's mine!
17:30Take a number, Flathead.
17:31I'm going to bite you in the neck.
17:36Here I come. Ow!
17:37A ruffle. Cool.
17:40Okay, come on. You want the piece of me?
17:43You're right, you're right.
17:50Libby, did you do something to your hair?
17:52No. Are you using teeth whitener?
17:55Look into my eyes.
17:57No way. You look into my eyes
17:59while I take a big ol' bite out of you!
18:07This is pretty cool.
18:09But I have to change them all back to normal
18:11before they kill each other.
18:15I can't get them all back to the lab by myself.
18:18There's only one way to handle this.
18:19Come on.
18:22Hold still, Sheen. I'm trying to bite you.
18:25No! I want to bite you!
18:28Copycat!
18:29I'm not a cat!
18:29I'm a wolf!
18:32Stop fighting!
18:34You should be ashamed.
18:35Now you work this out among yourselves,
18:37I'm going home to hand out fruit snacks.
18:39I'll see you later, Hugh Neutron.
18:43She's right.
18:44Why are we attacking each other?
18:46We're monsters.
18:47We should be going after innocent townspeople.
18:49Who wants to rampage through town?
18:52Me, I don't!
18:53Let's go!
18:56I have to find something that can take on two werewolves,
18:59two vampires, and a reanimated corpse.
19:03That's it.
19:03I'll lower the replication frequency
19:05so my DNA doesn't change like the others.
19:08Connor, initiate transformation sequence.
19:11Great flippin' toadstools!
19:23Real monsters!
19:24We gotta destroy them!
19:25Quick, go get some angry villagers,
19:27some torches, garlic, some silver junk,
19:30and a beautiful red-haired woman named Tessie!
19:32We don't need a beautiful red-haired woman named Tessie!
19:34Speak for yourself.
19:36Don't worry, Goddard.
19:41Everything's gonna be fine.
19:42I hope.
19:43Back, you monsters!
19:46Get out of here!
19:47This is a nice, quiet neighborhood!
19:49Get out of here!
19:51Garlic!
19:53Goddard!
19:54Fire!
19:55Silver teaspoon!
20:00Sorry, Sam, I couldn't find you
20:01a red-haired woman named Tessie.
20:03Ain't that the story of my life.
20:05Oh, well.
20:06Get those monsters!
20:08Yeah!
20:09Get out!
20:14Come on!
20:16Let's hide over there!
20:20Set fire to the windmill!
20:22Burn it and the evil monsters with it!
20:24Yeah!
20:26Burn it!
20:27Hey, hi.
20:28Excuse us.
20:29Playing through.
20:29Burn, baby, burn!
20:31We don't want your hair!
20:33Um, unfortunately,
20:34I think this is the part
20:36where the monsters die!
20:37What is that?
20:39It's horrible!
20:40It's hideous!
20:41It's Jimmy?
20:42No, it's...
20:43Octopus Man!
20:48Me love you!
20:50I've had it!
20:53Flying octopuses is where I draw the line, yeah.
20:56Run!
20:57Run!
20:58Run!
20:58Oh!
20:59I'm so spooky!
21:14Hey, I don't want to drink blood anymore!
21:17Yuck.
21:17Me neither.
21:19Huh.
21:19I've lost all desire to consume human flesh.
21:22Hey, I can speak in complete sentences.
21:26Now, where's my scary little sugar booger?
21:29Right here, you monster.
21:32Who's up for banana balls and prune puffs?
21:37We want candy.
21:38We never got to go trick-or-treating.
21:40And we left behind all our candy when we changed into monsters.
21:44I bet it's gone by now.
21:46No candy on Halloween? That is scary.
21:49Don't worry.
21:50I can fix that.
21:58Trick-or-treat.
22:20Trick-or-treat.
22:22Pass the creations.
22:24Science cafe,agoing a friend.
22:26See you next time,
22:27queendalki and concible save.
22:28If you get Halinoah nonincome,
22:29we can fix it.
22:30Catch the Vergleiche palette,
22:32clearlovdus.
22:33It's not possible enough to hide,
22:34but maybe not to
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