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00:00Oh
00:23Come on, Jimmy, we can't be late for Libby's birthday party. She has Greystar to play
00:28And if I eat soon my cake and ice cream sugar rush will coincide perfectly with that first song
00:33Yeah, and I need to stake out a chair near the punch bowl in case this year
00:38I want punch cake and punch while essential for human life are nearly as exciting as this
00:44It's nice Jimmy, but I think someone already invented the arch. This is not your average arch
00:50behold
00:52Oh
00:54That looks like the future
00:57Fifteen years into retroville's future to be exact those jumpsuits are so slimming
01:04May I present the chrono arch a portal through time?
01:07And this is just a general picture using DNA tracking. I was able to locate all three of our future selves first
01:15The future team
01:22Apparently you're a top male model its front page news every time you change your socks
01:28I can't believe it. I changed my socks
01:32Now the future Carl
01:35Carl the llamas you breed can survive under water build homes for the needy and filter out unwanted phone calls
01:43What's next for Carl? Well David? I think you'll be surprised and delighted by cars latest advances. I know I was
01:50But now yours truly
01:52But now yours truly
01:54And as the first scientist to receive the Nobel Prize in bulk I would like to ask can somebody help me to my car with these?
02:03Oh
02:05Oh
02:07Wow the future used to fill me with fear and dread but now I can't wait for it
02:15Oh, we don't have to that was just view mode in travel mode
02:19We can step through the chrono arch and go to the future right now
02:22I'm sure the future me has one and can send us back safely, but Libby's expecting us at a birthday party
02:28Sheen it's a time machine. We can go to the future and be back. Just when the party's getting good
02:34Careful guys. I've been experimenting on some plants with my new chemical megalomanium. It makes anything it touches mad with power
02:41Oh, come on. Let's go. Well, can we drop our presence at Libby's first?
02:46I took a wrapping class at the learning hut, and I don't want my work to go to waste
02:50I'll get the hover car Carl. Can you wrap mine too? It's the essence of lavender over there. Well sure Jim
02:55Ow ow
02:57Wow flower cut I cut it out
03:03I'll cover you Carl. Grab the bottle. Let's go
03:05Ow
03:07You want a piece of me? Ow
03:09You want a piece?
03:11Ow
03:13I got it
03:15Ow
03:17Let me out of here
03:19Happy birthday Libby
03:29Hey guys
03:30Oh you brought me presents
03:32I'll take those
03:33I don't want you guys messing up my highly organized system
03:36Party's in the backyard
03:37Oh oh
03:38Um
03:39Are we supposed to tip her?
03:41I don't want your stupid money
03:43This party's gonna be sweet
03:45Oh yeah, the future. Forgot
03:53Okay gentlemen, the Corona Arch is set for 15 years in the future. Our arrival point, downtown Retroville
04:00This is gonna be even more awesome than the party which is gonna be awesome
04:04One, two, three, go!
04:18Jimmy, I think the future's broken
04:22I-I don't understand
04:24Yeah, I thought everything would be cool and futuristical and we were all famous
04:28Hey, it looks like I'm famous
04:30I wonder why you're on a poster
04:34What are you doing on the streets?
04:38Don't you know Dance Gazebo is on?
04:40Dance Gazebo?
04:42Dance Gazebo
04:43It's required viewing by all subjects of Retroville
04:46Along with Dance Airport, Dance Grocery Store, and Dance Dance Hall
04:50Oh yeah, Dance Dance Hall, it's my favorite
04:54That was a test
04:55There is no Dance Dance Hall, that's ridiculous
04:57I must report your crime to her most terrible dictatorship
05:00So that she may pass an incredibly fair yet monstrously brutal judgment
05:06Libby? Libby's the future dictator of Retroville?
05:10Check her out
05:11Most people couldn't pull off the future dictator look
05:14Sheen, we have a situation here
05:16Don't worry, Jimmy, she's my main chica
05:18She'll totally go easy on us
05:20Your dictatorship
05:21These youths stand accused of failure to watch required programming
05:25What is their sentence?
05:27One hundred years of hard labor
05:31How's that, uh, she'll go easy on us plan coming along?
05:35I love it when she uses her tough voice
05:40Oh no, you split up
05:42How ever will I catch you all?
05:44My mom says we should trust policemen
05:51Did she specifically mention giant far-armed robot policemen?
05:55No!
05:56They keep running!
06:04Goddard! Escape Plan 321.4A!
06:07Go away!
06:08Look out!
06:09No!
06:11Thank Goddard for Carl and Sheen!
06:21Resisting arrest, eh?
06:23You're only making it worse for yourself
06:25What could be worse than one hundred years of hard labor?
06:28One hundred years of hard labor in old pudding!
06:31Ew!
06:32Goddard, we need thrust!
06:33Arthur!
06:34Good boy, Goddard!
06:38Oh, sure!
06:39If I'd have done it, you'd have yelled at me!
06:41And what could possibly have happened to change the outcome of the future we saw earlier?
06:45What did we do before we left?
06:47Well, I woke up with a hollow feeling which went away after I ate plenty of bacon
06:52Uh, closer to our departure, Carl
06:55I'll play back this morning's lab footage
06:57Ow!
06:58Ow!
06:59Flower cut!
07:00I cut it out!
07:01Ow!
07:02If you'd have been there, it wouldn't seem quite so unmanly
07:05Oh, no!
07:06Carl, you grabbed the megalomanium!
07:08I was under fire!
07:09It was chaos!
07:11Yeah!
07:12Megalo-who-in-a-what now?
07:13The stuff that made the flower power crazy!
07:15Libby must have opened it at her party and that's how she became an evil dictator!
07:19We've got to get back to the past and make sure she doesn't open it!
07:22Uh, how will we get back if we don't have an arch thingy?
07:25Simple!
07:26We just visit the smartest guy in town!
07:27Wow!
07:28It's good to see the old clubhouse!
07:29I wonder if the gum I buried is still here!
07:30Hey!
07:31What do you know?
07:32Mmm!
07:33Fruity!
07:34If your gum is here, then my chronoarch is bound to be around somewhere!
07:35Hey, the DNA scanner's gone!
07:36Well, maybe this is a fingerprint analyzer!
07:37Wow!
07:38It has a pretty tone!
07:39Almost like a doorbell!
07:40Hi!
07:41Um, are you Jimmy Neutron?
07:43Yes!
07:44Yes!
07:45Yes!
07:46Yes!
07:47Yes!
07:48Yes!
07:49Yes!
07:50Yes!
07:51Yes!
07:52Yes!
07:53Yes!
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07:55Yes!
07:56Yes!
07:57Yes!
07:58Yes!
07:59Yes!
08:00Yes!
08:01Yes!
08:02Yes!
08:03Yes!
08:04Yes!
08:05Yes!
08:06Yes!
08:08Well, lookie here.
08:09Meet Carl and Sheen from back in the day.
08:11Come on in, you're just in time for Dan's gazebo!
08:15I hate what he's done with the place.
08:21Oh, can I offer you boys a purple flirt?
08:23I just bought two new glasses, so now I have... security one... three!
08:28Um, future me?
08:30I don't mean to be rude, but it's kind of important
08:32that you take us down to my... your lab.
08:35Lab. Oh, the lab? Oh, well, uh, actually, funny story about the lab.
08:40Nerdtron! Nerdtron, what are you doing?
08:44You're supposed to be soaking my mother's feet.
08:46And if it's not done, every hour on the hour, she experiences severe flaking.
08:51Cindy, can you not call me Nerdtron now that we're married?
08:55Married? Married?
08:58No!
09:05Well, you just screamed for four minutes, Jim.
09:14I'm both impressed and disturbed.
09:16As I was saying, I had to gut the lab so Cindy's mom could move in.
09:20Her feet require constant care.
09:22You could not imagine that a person's foot could be so...
09:25Okay, I get it. What about the chrono-arch?
09:28The chrono-arch? Gosh, I think I lent it to Sheen a while back.
09:32Well, we need to find it. We're being chased by a maniacal police robot.
09:35He can show up here at any minute.
09:41Boy, it's amazing what grocery stores will just throw out.
09:44Look at all this month-old cabbage.
09:46I'm even more incredible than I dare to dream.
09:50Uh, future me, I am you from 15 years in the past.
09:53And I would like to say it's an honor to...
09:56Whoa, dude, you stink.
09:58Duh, that's because I'm a professional dumpster diver.
10:01I scale the insides of trash bins and pluck the jewels within.
10:05Cool!
10:07Jimmy, this future is fine with me.
10:09Well, not me. Future Sheen, what did you do with the chrono-arch?
10:13Ow! Hmm.
10:15Did I set it on fire and push it off a cliff, laughing insanely?
10:19I did that to something.
10:21No!
10:22Now we're trapped in this horrible time forever,
10:25and I don't even have a toothbrush!
10:27Oh, wait. Yes, I do.
10:30False alarm.
10:31In the meantime, I'll wake Carl,
10:33then whip those cabbages into a slaw you'll never forget,
10:36no matter how hard you try!
10:38The chrono-arch!
10:40Oh, I remember.
10:42Sheen gave it to Carl to sleep on.
10:44He's got problems with his back,
10:46and front,
10:47and sides.
10:48Hmm?
10:49Did I miss the slaw?
10:51Tell me I didn't miss the slaw!
10:53Hey!
10:54Someone gutted the fuse box and filled it with old cabbage!
10:57That's right!
10:58I pushed the refrigerator off the cliff,
11:00so I had to store the cabbage in there!
11:03Future me!
11:04We have to get this operational before the police robot finds us!
11:07A cop-bot?
11:08But I'm a wanted man!
11:10Come on, Carl!
11:11We'll stand guard outside!
11:12If you hear him screaming and begging for our lives,
11:14that means he's coming!
11:15Gee, Jimmy, I'd love to help you fix it,
11:17but Sandy's mother's feet require constant maintenance!
11:20That's okay!
11:21Sheen and Carl can take care of that!
11:22Right, guys?
11:23Okay, I'll give it a try.
11:25Hey, I know!
11:26We can scavenge parts from Goddard!
11:28You still have Goddard?
11:29Of course I do!
11:30Goddard, come here, boy!
11:32Goddard has lots of pieces that don't work now.
11:38We can use those!
11:39Then let's get started!
11:44Think you can get away, eh?
11:46Once he's started tracking,
11:48a cop-bot never loses the trail!
11:50Uh...
12:10Yeah, I remember the first time I saw Mrs. V's feet.
12:14Me of the future?
12:15Why are you a wanted criminal?
12:17For crimes of fashion.
12:19Dictator Libby tells everyone how to dress,
12:21but I cannot wear those shiny fabrics.
12:24They make me chafe.
12:26They don't breathe is the problem.
12:28Yes!
12:29Finally, someone who understands!
12:32Come here, I'm not afraid to hug me.
12:41There, that's the last of the cabbage.
12:43I've rewired the temporal circuits
12:44and patched the quantum fuses with the time breakers.
12:47When I threw this switch, it should work.
12:52Oh, no!
12:53Its internal power source is dead!
12:55What should we do?
12:56Gosh, it's been a while since I fiddled
12:58with this kind of stuff, Kelsey, uh...
13:05Well, that's all I got.
13:06Future me, what happened to you?
13:08Has living in a dictatorship
13:09and being married to Cindy
13:11made you forget your love of science?
13:13You're right.
13:14Science used to mean everything to me.
13:16Okay, I'll try.
13:17Okay, think.
13:18Think.
13:19Think.
13:20Brain bomb!
13:22You mean brain blast.
13:24Right, right.
13:25Cindy's mother has a 2,000 decibel foot massager
13:27in the basement.
13:28If we can tap into its battery,
13:30it might be enough to power the chrono arch.
13:32Way to go, Neutron.
13:35Hey!
13:36Someone took my gum!
13:39This is gonna be big.
13:41I might even get upgraded to Lieutenant Pot.
13:44I wonder how long the memory of this will haunt me.
13:51No!
13:53This was a terrific idea.
13:55Thinking it up felt good.
13:57Thanks, young me.
13:58You made me realize that my life is truly awful.
14:01You're welcome.
14:02And don't worry.
14:03With any luck, you'll be able to fix everything.
14:05You did great.
14:07The cow bat's coming!
14:09Is this the end of all girls as we know them?
14:13Quick!
14:14Plug it in!
14:15Whoa!
14:16The arch is set for the moment we left in the past.
14:18Come on, guys!
14:19Let's go!
14:20Good luck, guys!
14:21Bye!
14:22Bye, everyone!
14:23See ya!
14:24Wouldn't wanna be ya!
14:25I am ya!
14:27Oh, darn.
14:28I meant to tell my younger self a bunch of investment secrets
14:31so he'd become fabulously wealthy.
14:33Oh, well.
14:34Can't change the past.
14:35Step aside, citizens.
14:36I must pursue the fugitives.
14:38Yeah?
14:39Well, you'll have to go through us.
14:40Yeah!
14:42Well, mostly them.
14:43Um...
14:48We made it!
14:49To the hover car!
14:50Ah!
14:51There really is no time like the present.
14:53Whoa!
14:58Whoa!
14:59Whoa!
15:00Yes!
15:05Oh!
15:06I am falling!
15:07Oh!
15:08I can't move there!
15:13Uh...
15:17I'll deal with you three later.
15:23Carl, mind if we move into the wall with you?
15:25I'll make up the guest beds.
15:38Oh!
15:48Wow!
15:49Libby's party looks fun!
15:50I wish we weren't in mortal danger.
15:52Everything will be fine once we find my gift to Libby
15:54and destroy it before she's exposed!
15:56Well, how hard can that be, right?
16:02Carl, did everyone take the same wrapping class at the learning hut?
16:05We'll have to unwrap them all to find mine.
16:07Cindy's system says this room is A through K,
16:09so Jimmy must be here somewhere.
16:20Hey!
16:21This is my present!
16:22Ultra Lady from the highly hated episode,
16:24Ultra Lord Takes a Wife!
16:26Wait!
16:27She isn't between A and K!
16:29The gifts must be ordered by last names!
16:31Let's go to the next room!
16:33Uh...
16:35Oh, look!
16:36The Ruthie Girl!
16:37Um, okay, I can explain.
16:38See you in the future!
16:39You're mad with power, I'm...
16:40Oh, I'm mad!
16:41All right!
16:43We'll explain all this to Libby after we save the future!
16:46Right!
16:47I won't let my dear sweet Libby become a horrible dictator!
16:50Although she wants to wear the outfit.
16:52That's cool by me.
16:53Guys, look!
16:54Is this the place?
16:59Hey, Tin Man!
17:01This is a private party!
17:04Enjoy the punch!
17:07Okay, just stay low and maybe...
17:09I surrender!
17:10I can't be on the lamb my whole life!
17:12I don't even like lamb!
17:14It's too gamey!
17:16Oh, look!
17:17I am now authorized to use deadly force!
17:24Again, I fall!
17:25Goddard!
17:26Good boy, you saved us!
17:27And take your dog, too!
17:30Run!
17:36This is a flaw in my design.
17:40Some boys can't hold their punch.
17:43This isn't the best place to catch our breath.
17:45What are we doing, Jim?
17:46We're no match for the Cop-Bot.
17:48But if we destroy the Megalomania, the horrible future will cease to exist and the Cop-Bot should disappear!
17:57Party's over, boys!
17:59Hey, everyone!
18:00Blastar's here!
18:02Blastar!
18:03My favorite classic oldies band!
18:05I love this song.
18:12Wait here!
18:21It's a weird way to escape, but I'll take it!
18:23Okay, we don't have time to unwrap, so let's just start smashing!
18:43Just for the record, I don't approve of any of this.
18:53All right!
19:14Wasting all this time!
19:18Wasting all this time!
19:23Wasting all this time!
19:35Greystar rules!
19:37Greystar!
19:38Greystar!
19:39Greystar!
19:40Well, back to the 9 to 5.
19:44Jimmy, we've destroyed everything and the cop bot is still here!
19:49I don't understand.
19:50Where's my present?
19:52There you are!
19:53I hope you're happy, Neutron!
19:54Your stupid robot is out there wrecking the whole...
19:57Wow, I had no idea you were so deranged.
19:59Cindy, you gotta help us!
20:01I need to find my gift to Libby!
20:03I organized everything alphabetically by the giver's name.
20:05Yes, but where's mine?
20:07You're under Z.
20:09Z?
20:10Z?
20:11For zero.
20:12I'll be angry about that later!
20:13I'll be angry about that later!
20:24The megalomanium!
20:25Connard!
20:26You have the right to remain silent!
20:30Permanently!
20:31Oh, yeah!
20:32Well, I've got a little present for you!
20:42Yay!
20:43Yay!
20:44Woo-hoo!
20:45Jimmy saved the future!
20:47That horrible dictator Libby will never plague us again!
20:52Oh, perhaps I better explain.
20:54You and your stupid robot broke my house, ruined my party, and destroyed my gifts!
20:58B-b-b-b-
20:59Get out!
21:07And so Libby, as stated in chapters 4, 8, and 37, I can say I am very sorry and hope this explanation will be sufficient.
21:16I also hope I can remain your friend Jean.
21:20It was 36.
21:21Libby?
21:22You apologized in chapter 36, not 37.
21:25Oh, right.
21:26Well, it's hard for me to think clearly after writing for eight hours straight.
21:30Sheen, you risked your life to make sure I stayed who I am.
21:33That's the nicest gift anyone has ever given me.
21:35Yeah, it is pretty cool, huh?
21:37Plus, you don't have to exchange it.
21:39So, you want to go to the candy bar?
21:41Sure.
21:42Let's stop by my place first.
21:50Meet me at the candy bar, Sheen.
21:52After you clean my house!
21:54That voice is seriously attractive.
22:24Probably not.
22:25What's the most.
22:26I wish I was just happy?
22:27I wish.
22:28I wish.
22:29I wish.
22:30I wish.
22:31I wish.
22:32I wish.
22:33I wish.
22:34I wish!
22:35Before I get to the present, I am gonna ask you guys, it was fine.
22:36I wish.
22:37Yeah, I wish.
22:38Let's play.
22:39I wish.
22:40I wish.
22:41I wish.
22:43I wish.
22:44My wish.
22:45Well, I wish.
22:46What have you been waiting for?
22:47Well, I wish.
22:48It's fun.
22:49I wish.
22:50I wish.
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