- 6/9/2025
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00:00Jimmy, what are you doing? What is that thing?
00:17Mom, I give you the JuiceBot 3000.
00:20Get ready for fresh-squeezed OJ at the speed of sound.
00:23Oh, Jimmy, perhaps you should get your father to help you.
00:27No, Sausage Ford is strong enough to withstand the infinite power of Johnny Waffle and his sidekick, Bagel Boy.
00:35Maybe I'll help you.
00:37Or better yet, there's a brand new carton of juice in the refrigerator.
00:41Now, now, you can't beat the savory zing of fresh-squeezed.
00:45Go ahead, fire it up, Jimbo.
00:47You got it, Dad.
00:49Initiate juice sequence.
00:57Look out, she's going to blow!
01:08Jimmy!
01:09Turn this thing off!
01:11Bagel Boy!
01:11Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
01:24God.
01:26He gave his life for ours.
01:29We'll miss you, Johnny Waffle.
01:32Ah, see?
01:33It worked!
01:34My kitchen is ruined.
01:37But I'll clean it up, Mama, I promise.
01:39I'll invent a robo-maid and a programmer to use the vacuum and the...
01:43I've had enough of your inventions for one day, young man.
01:47But, but...
01:48Now you just march yourself off to school.
01:50But, Mom, I...
01:51I said march.
01:53I'm going.
01:55Honestly, Jimmy, sometimes I wish you weren't such a little genius.
02:04I've disarmed your particle beam, robo-fiend.
02:07You have no choice but to surrender.
02:10Get back, Ultra Lord.
02:12Don't make me pinch you.
02:14Don't make me pinch you.
02:16You know what? I don't think you're ready for this.
02:18These are intergalactic warriors, you know.
02:19So? Pinching still hurts.
02:22No, it doesn't.
02:23Ow!
02:24Oh, hey, Jim.
02:29Identity verified.
02:30You okay, Jimmy?
02:33Because, you know, you look kind of down.
02:35Oh, Carl.
02:37It's just that sometimes it's a heavy burden being a man of science.
02:41I know what you mean, Jimmy.
02:42That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific mind with cartoons and sugar.
02:47I guess it's too late for me.
02:50But can't I get just one day where being a genius doesn't mess up my whole life?
02:55Ha!
02:56Talk about kismet.
02:58Jimmy, this is your lucky day.
03:01Because after everyone gets a hold of my science project,
03:05there's going to be a new genius in town.
03:09A hot dog holder?
03:12Actually, the hot dog holder deluxe, also known as the Versa Bun.
03:18It not only holds hot dogs, it is also a stylish hat.
03:22A butterfly with fat wings.
03:23A comfy seat cushion at your favorite sporting event.
03:26And, as quickly as you see it right before your very eyes, it's gone.
03:31Ooh, what happened to the hot dog holder deluxe?
03:35I see, Burke.
03:38Maybe next time you can team up with Jimmy.
03:41Well, thank you, Miss Farrell.
03:43I would be more than happy to give my good friend a hand.
03:45And what do you have to share with us today?
03:50Oh, it's nothing, really.
03:52It's just a magnetic polarity TV tray.
03:55See, the magnets in the tray repel against the magnets in the plates, suspending them in midair.
04:01Sweet Mother McCree, look, class, the plates are floating.
04:08Jimmy, he does it again.
04:10Why do we even bother?
04:12Wait a minute, I don't give up.
04:14My science project is just as good as neutrons.
04:17See, it's a paper mache model of Mount Vesuvius.
04:21And when I squeeze this pump, chocolate sauce lava insults the gumdrop citizens of Pompeii.
04:27Fuck, Cindy, Jimmy's plates are floating.
04:30Oh, Neutron, why don't you just go to college and leave us all alone?
04:35Yeah, you're making us look bad, Neutron.
04:38Good news, everyone.
04:40Jimmy Neutron's state test scores were the highest in world history.
04:45Okay, time for recess.
04:47No one go near Jimmy's head.
04:48That's precious cargo.
04:50I liked your project, Libby.
04:52Top to the skull.
04:55What's the point of being smart if it just makes me miserable?
04:59Hey, that's it.
05:03Excuse me, kid.
05:04I gotta change the bulb.
05:09Gentlemen, I give you the Brain Drain 8,000.
05:13The same dumbing down technology used by top radio personalities.
05:16Oh, put it on, Jimmy, put it on.
05:18Hey, hold the phone, Jimmy.
05:20Maybe you shouldn't drain your brain.
05:22Oh, being smart gets me nothing but trouble, Carl.
05:25I just want an average, ordinary, nothing special brain, like you guys.
05:30But what if you don't like it?
05:32No problem.
05:33Then I just reverse the polarity of the electron countervalances in the helmet and get smart all over again.
05:39Yeah, Carl.
05:39All you gotta do is revert the polar berries to the cranberry electronic coward persons.
05:45Turn it on.
05:46Turn it on.
05:47Initialize Brain Drain.
05:54Wow, look at him.
05:56He looks so, so similar.
05:59Aw, that's okay, Jim.
06:02There's always next time.
06:03Shiny.
06:05Shiny.
06:06I like shiny.
06:07It worked.
06:08Hey, have you guys seen my loopy dance?
06:12I'm loopy.
06:13I'm loopy.
06:14I'm loopy, loopy, loopy.
06:16Normal, Jimmy seems kind of stupid.
06:18Yeah, he's pretty messed up.
06:20Loopy, loopy.
06:21I like him.
06:22Me too.
06:22Can we keep him?
06:23Loopy.
06:23Loopy, loopy, loopy, loopy, loopy.
06:51All right.
06:51Okay, who can tell me the square root of 144, brrrr?
07:00I know.
07:0111-6.
07:03Well, no.
07:05I'm sorry.
07:06Brrrr?
07:07That's wrong.
07:08Brrrr?
07:09Cindy?
07:1012.
07:11That's right.
07:13Brrrr?
07:13Yes!
07:14Let the record show for one brief and shining moment,
07:17I was smarter than Freak Brain.
07:20That means that I, Cindy Vortex, can assume my rightful place as the smartest kitten.
07:27Huh?
07:29That's a meteor!
07:30Brrrr!
07:31And it's headed straight for us!
07:33Brrrr!
07:34Brrrr!
07:34Brrrr!
07:34Brrrr!
07:35Brrrr!
07:35Brrrr!
07:36Brrrr!
07:36Brrrr!
07:37Brrrr!
07:37Brrrr!
07:38All right, children.
07:39Now, everyone stand in an orderly fashion as we await our imminent tomb!
07:44Yeah, which one of you is Jimi Neutron?
07:52He is, right here, sir.
07:53Neutron I may equate on.
07:55That meteor is headed straight to town and you have to help us destroy him.
08:01All right, boys. Now on to the super-slave underground bomb shelter.
08:06Okay. He just lost my boat.
08:09What do we do, Cindy?
08:11Everybody, stop looking at me!
08:13It's not my fault Neutron got stupid just as a meteor's about to hit.
08:17Come on, Neutron. Do one of your brain blast deals.
08:31Barney monkey.
08:34We're all doomed.
08:36Oh, I wish Jimmy hadn't made himself so dumb.
08:40What?
08:41Well, you see, Jimmy was in his lab alone, and he just...
08:44Show me!
08:49Okay, Neutron. How does this thing work?
08:52I don't know, Susie.
08:54It's Cindy!
08:56You're kind of cute.
08:59I'll wing it!
09:05So, are you a big genius show-off butt-brain again?
09:08I'm not sure.
09:10Of course, what is genius but an artificial construct in the guise of an empirical truth?
09:15Hey, I didn't understand a word he said. He's back!
09:19Yeah!
09:20Okay, Brainiac, we don't have much time.
09:22There's a big flaming meteor heading right for us!
09:25Can I hold the plates from your TV tray, Jimmy?
09:29Yep.
09:30I'm gonna increase the power of these magnetic plates so they'll repel the metals in the meteor and force it back into space.
09:37Of course.
09:38That's fine.
09:40Turbines to speed.
09:43What's up?
09:44What's up?
09:45Gotta get closer!
10:03These magnets, space rocket!
10:05Come on, green old buddy. Let's go home.
10:18Tell them, Neutron! Tell them how I helped you save Retroville!
10:23I'm sorry, miss. Do I know you?
10:26Very funny, Neutron. Next time a meteor is hurtling towards Earth and you've sapped your intelligence using brain-draining technology, don't come crying to me!
10:35Oh, like, that was so awesome, Jimmy!
10:38Yeah, dumb Jimmy was a lot of fun.
10:40He was loopy!
10:42I'm loopy!
10:43I'm loopy!
10:44I'm loopy!
10:45I'm loopy!
10:46I'm loopy!
10:47I'm loopy!
10:48I'm loopy!
10:49I'm loopy!
10:50I'm loopy!
10:51Okay, I think we should stop now.
10:52I think we should stop now.
11:05Ladies and gentlemen, and Cindy,
11:09I want to show you the greatest thing
11:12your eyes have ever beheld.
11:14A llama?
11:15No.
11:16A baby llama?
11:17No.
11:18A baby llama with a little head on?
11:19No!
11:20An invention of yours that actually works?
11:22No!
11:23I mean, yes!
11:25I present to you the latest and greatest
11:27Neutron invention, book gum.
11:30Why spend endless hours reading a book
11:32when you could simply chew the book instead?
11:34Wow, Jimmy.
11:35Chew me the book.
11:36Sheen, you don't actually chew a book.
11:38See, I reduce the contents of different books to gum form.
11:41You chew it, and you know it.
11:46Taste fishy.
11:49Call me Ishmael.
11:51Starbuck is the great white whale.
11:53I'll get you, mommy dick!
11:55Give me a piece of that.
11:57Hmm.
11:58It tastes like fried chicken.
12:01Oh, Ashley.
12:02Oh, Rhett.
12:03I don't know nothing about birth and no babies.
12:07Careful, Carl.
12:08It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.
12:11Hmm, William Shakespeare.
12:15Um, that might be just a little strong for you, Carl.
12:18But soft.
12:19Wet light through yonder window breaks.
12:21It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
12:24See how she leans her cheek upon her hand?
12:26Oh, the arrow glove upon that hand,
12:29that I might touch that cheek.
12:31I'm gonna get you.
12:33Class, we're having a candy selling contest to raise money.
12:40Oh.
12:41Poor me.
12:42Poor me.
12:42The student who sells the most boxes will win a free VIP trip to Retroland.
12:50Yeah!
12:50I'm gonna win that contest and take you guys with me.
12:57I'm gonna try and win, and if by some miracle I do, I'll take you guys.
13:01I'll try to win, but something will go horribly wrong, so thanks for including me.
13:08Hey, Larry Moe.
13:09Shorty.
13:10Forget it.
13:10I am winning this contest.
13:12Yes.
13:12Cindy won the Girl Club Cookie Selling Contest three years in a row.
13:16And I could have won three more times, but they forced me to retire those merit badge
13:21grabbing, cookie-loving...
13:23Aw, that's a cute story, girls.
13:25But as it stands, I'm winning this contest.
13:28Oh, really?
13:29Well, then let the games begin.
13:31And may the best salesperson win.
13:34Don't worry.
13:35She will.
13:37Download candy and chocolate actualities and data.
13:40Oh, selling candy, eh, Jimbo?
13:42Well, you have come to the right dinner table.
13:45Welcome to the Hugh Neutron School of Salesmanship.
13:49Class is in session.
13:51Pumpkin Pants, let's play traveling salesman.
13:53Ooh.
13:54Who should I be this time?
13:56You be the person who's not the traveling salesman.
13:59Knock, knock.
13:59Who's there?
14:00It's me.
14:01Well, come on in.
14:02Good evening, ma'am.
14:03Want to spice up your life?
14:04Sure.
14:04Well, then what you need is this beautiful four-pronged eating implement.
14:08Mmm, but, sir, I already have one.
14:11I can see.
14:11But can yours talk?
14:13Well, my name is Forky.
14:17You're pretty.
14:18Buy me.
14:20Buy me.
14:21I'll take four.
14:24And that, Jimmy, is how were I got to be where I am today.
14:29You bring on the pie.
14:30Bye-bye.
14:33You are the best.
14:34You have the power.
14:36Eye of the tiger.
14:38Jimmy Neutron is going down.
14:41Oh, what can I do for you, sonny?
14:47Greetings, potential buyer.
14:49I would like to show you the psychological and physical advantages of buying and later
14:54ingesting chocolate-based products through your oral cavity.
14:59Chocolate comes from the cocoa tree, or theobroma.
15:02There are 22 species and six sections of theobroma.
15:06Theobromine is one of a group of chemicals known as methylanthines, also known as alkaloids.
15:11I don't understand, Goddard.
15:15I did the research.
15:16I compiled the facts.
15:18I presented them in a coherent fashion.
15:20Why aren't they buying?
15:22Well, if it isn't, mister, I'm winning this contest.
15:26How many boxes have you sold so far?
15:29Well, I haven't tabulated my inventory.
15:31Hmm.
15:32Looks like a resounding none.
15:38Neutron, sit right there and watch a pro at work.
15:41Could you please buy some candy before I have to go back to the orphanage
15:50and work in the coal mine to pay for my puppy's operation?
15:57You poor sweet child.
15:59I'll take a dozen boxes.
16:01Cash only.
16:04The Vortex family would consider it a great honor if you were to buy a case of this delicious candy.
16:11Forget about it.
16:12I ain't buying nothing.
16:13That's a very beautiful horse.
16:16It would be unfortunate for him to have an accident.
16:20Capisce?
16:20Oh, no.
16:21Not chestnut.
16:22I'll take ten cases.
16:24So, if you buy some candy, you'll feel all so dandy.
16:27So buy some candy today!
16:32Hey, Jimbo!
16:32We just bought some candy from that cute little Cindy Vortex.
16:36Uh-huh!
16:36I have miscalculated.
16:40It's not about superior intellect.
16:42It's all about manipulating emotions with shallow, unscrupulous behavior.
16:47Goddard, options.
16:48Take tap dancing lessons.
16:50Jamie Neutron doesn't dance, Goddard.
16:53Go back in time until Cindy you'll lose the contest.
16:55Goddard, whose side are you on?
16:57Build a better salesman.
16:58Yeah.
17:00I can't be a better salesman.
17:02I'll create a better salesman.
17:07The Willy Lawman 3000.
17:09A super-selling machine, programmed to make the sale at any cost.
17:14He will not take no for an answer.
17:21It's the good life, gentlemen.
17:22While the WL3000 does all the work,
17:25we sit here enjoying a tall, cold one.
17:28And plan our VIP trip to Retroland!
17:31Huzzaaaaaar!
17:33What?
17:34Huzzah, some goofy way to say cool!
17:40What?
17:41Good afternoon, sir!
17:42May I say you look absolutely fa-f-fabulous?
17:45Yes, I agree!
17:46It is beautiful out!
17:48I don't want to buy nothing!
17:50Buy?
17:50Who said buy?
17:51I'd like to give you a piece of ca-candy absolutely free with no strings attached.
17:54Forget it!
17:55You can never have enough ca-candy, sir!
17:57I can!
17:58And I do!
17:59Goodbye!
18:01Yes, this is a good-bye!
18:04What part of no do you not understand?
18:07Hello!
18:09How about if I throw in this free...
18:12dog if you buy a box?
18:13Oh!
18:14Hmm...
18:15What kind of dog is he?
18:16He's your kind of dog, and congratulations!
18:21Hey, what does he eat?
18:23Ow!
18:23Ow, not on the carpet!
18:25Why?
18:25Ooh, are those blood nuts!
18:27I have sold 1,000 boxes of candy!
18:29Wow! Way to go, Willie!
18:32And now for some good old-fashioned gloating and I told you sewing!
18:36Home is vortex!
18:39Hey, hey, hey! You look like a couple of intelligent young men!
18:42Nuh-uh. It's just the glasses.
18:44Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! And witty-da-boot!
18:47If you buy one measly box of candy, you'll receive as my gift to you
18:50this handsome custom-made rocket.
18:52But that's Jimmy's rocket.
18:54But it's free!
18:57I'm going to have so much fun at Retroland, and Neutron won't.
19:00Because he is lame and I am not.
19:02I'm busy, Neutron!
19:04I'm planning my fabulous free VIP trip to Retroland.
19:07Well, you might want to rethink that, Vortex.
19:11Guess who just sold 1,000 boxes of candy?
19:14I guess the best salesman did win.
19:16I don't know how to stop it!
19:20I don't care!
19:21Hazzam!
19:24What in the name of Albert Einstein is going on?!
19:27Heck if I know, Neutron!
19:29But isn't that your stupid jetpack that someone is putting in the back of their truck?
19:32Pukin' Pluto!
19:34Buy a box of candy, Missy, and I'll throw in this beautiful hover car.
19:41It was only driven by a ten-year-old boy on the weekends for science fairs.
19:44Uh, hi, Jimmy.
19:46We had a little trouble landing.
19:49Do you have another rocket?
19:50Come back here, you made mech-
19:52Come back here, you made mechanical-
19:53You gave away Goddard?!
19:56But you can't just-
19:57How much do I hear for this strapping young lad,
19:59Large of head- head, naughty of brain?
20:01I'll give you 25 cents!
20:03What are you worth-
20:0425 cents?
20:06I'm worth at least 50 cents!
20:09Sheen!
20:10Sorry, Jimmy.
20:11I always wanted to buy her since I was five years old.
20:14And the bid is 50 cents!
20:1550 cents!
20:1650 cents!
20:17Oh, Hugh, you got to do something!
20:19Don't worry, sweet cheeks. I've got covered.
20:22I'll give you one dollar!
20:24Two dollars!
20:25Two dollars, go once, go twice!
20:26They're too rich for my blood. See ya, Jimmy.
20:28You, Neutron, you'll buy our sun this instant!
20:31Yeah, but they only have a dollar.
20:33Oh, whoa!
20:34Come on, come on! We need more money!
20:36Neutron is mine!
20:38Oh, whoa, whoa!
20:40Well, think, think, think, think!
20:44It will be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.
20:49Blade Blast!
20:51Might I interest you in some free gum?
20:54Going dead as you say, free?
21:02Once upon a time, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
21:05Elementary, my dear Walton!
21:07Hop on, Pop!
21:08You're a sorcerer! You're a sorcerer, Harry!
21:09I'm tired, you stay away from that husband!
21:11Danger!
21:12And I'm from Mars!
21:13Danger!
21:14Jimmy Neutron!
21:15Rally!
21:16Danger!
21:17Literature overloads!
21:18Literature overloads!
21:19Time for all, get off the line!
21:20Danger!
21:21Jimmy Neutron!
21:22Danger!
21:27Well, after making some creative adjustments in the final tally,
21:33here are the contest results.
21:35It's a tie!
21:36Jimmy Neutron and Cindy Vortex!
21:39So I guess you'll just have to go to Retro Land together!
21:43I demand a recount!
21:45I demand a transfer to another school!
21:48I am not having fun!
21:50Neither am I, Nerdtron!
21:52You want some gum?
21:53No!
21:54No!
21:55No!
21:56No!
21:58No!
21:59No!
22:00Oh!
22:02Let's go!
22:03No!
22:04No!
22:05I'm not!
22:06No!
22:07No!
22:08No!
22:09No!
22:10No!
22:11I'm like, no!
22:12No!
22:13No!
22:14No!
22:15No!
22:16No!
22:17Hi, I'm Paul.
22:39Got a blast.
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