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00:00Ducks
00:16Hm, looks like my time accelerator works exactly as I planned.
00:20Woo-hoo!
00:22I can't believe it, Sugar Booger.
00:24We're finally going to get to see Ducks, the greatest musical ever made.
00:29When you're a duck, you're a duck all the way
00:31From the first time you quack to the last egg you lay.
00:35When you're a duck, you live in a bind
00:37With a little orange and some fresh melon rind.
00:39Ducks!
00:41The musical.
00:43Now, Jimmy, while we're out tonight,
00:45no inviting anyone over, no experiments, and no intergalactic travel.
00:49Don't worry, Mom. I'll be good.
00:51Good. A bite just to be safe.
00:54A sign here, and here, and here, and initial here.
00:59Mom, I'm just doing some routine maintenance on my shrink ray, time fincher, and time accelerator.
01:04It's going to be a boring night.
01:05Let's get a move on, Puddin'. Don't want to miss the overture.
01:08Duck, duck, duck, duck. Duck, duck, duck, duck.
01:12Oh, you. We'll be home around 11.30.
01:15Uh, Jimbo, you want us to wake you up when we get home and reenact the show?
01:19Uh, no thanks.
01:26Sometimes, a scientist's lot can be a lonely and boring one, Goddard.
01:34Saved by the bell?
01:36Hey, Jimmy, I got the first season of Teenage Ultralord on DVD
01:41with 162 hours of deleted scenes.
01:44Yeah, in one episode, the actors flubbed their lines with hilarious results.
01:50Oh, sorry, guys, I can't.
01:52My parents are out for their night, and I can't have anybody over.
01:57Your parents are gone?
01:59You're home alone?
02:00They won't be back till ultra lord knows when?
02:03Let's have a party!
02:04No, Sheen. Seriously, I signed a legal document.
02:08But think of the fun, the laughs, the memories.
02:11Think of the high-calorie snacks and sugar-laden soda.
02:15Well, it would be fun.
02:17Maybe Nick would even come, and that would make us cooler than cool.
02:21And maybe Betty Quinlan would come, Jimmy.
02:26Betty Quinlan?
02:28This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance!
02:45Your parents may never go out again!
02:47Hmm. Well, Mom and Dad didn't say anything about Sheen inviting anyone over, so...
02:52Okay. Sheen, I guess it'd be okay if you wanted to just invite a few...
02:56Could you keep it down, Jimmy?
02:58Yeah, you heard me! Party at Neutrons!
03:00Call everybody you ever met in your entire life and tell them to get over here right now!
03:05This is going to be the greatest night of our lives!
03:08Or a horrible nightmare of pain and misery.
03:11Carl, what'd you say that for?
03:13Hey, I'd call them as I'd seize them.
03:15Oh, there's the man! Right this way, ladies!
03:23Like in the outfit? I'm glad you could make it!
03:27Cindy? Libby?
03:29Yeah, yeah. The only reason we're here is to make catty observations and rude remarks.
03:33And that was nothing good on TV.
03:35So, uh, like, where's the party, nerd bomb?
03:41Well, it's right here. This is it.
03:44What? No music? No dancing? No decorations?
03:47No little weenies and little buns?
03:49Leave it to Neutron to throw a totally lame party.
03:52What about games? We could play spin the bottle.
03:56Yeah, or we could play spin Sheen and hit him with a bottle.
04:00Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait! I've got some cool games!
04:03Rock'em Sock'em Einstein and, oh,
04:05Stephen Hawking's off-road Baja wheelchair race!
04:07I'll be right back.
04:08Hey, don't forget the little weenies!
04:11I officially declare this party over. I am outta here.
04:15No, no! If Nick goes, they all go! I gotta stop him!
04:20Get out of my way, Shine!
04:22Sheen!
04:23Whatever. Move.
04:24Wait, wait, wait! Jimmy has cool stuff in his room!
04:26Like, like, a jet pack! He got a jet pack!
04:28And you look cooler than cool flying around!
04:30And that? Please stay! Don't leave!
04:41Let the party begin!
04:45Okay, let's see, I got games, double fudge popcorn,
04:47purple slurp, um...
04:50That can't be good.
04:54Hey, Weezer! What happens if I point this at you and press the button?
05:01Don't, don't! You'll make me real!
05:04Smoke!
05:07Help!
05:12Hey, check me out, dudes!
05:14I'm super Nick!
05:15Check this out! Live satellite feed of the men pretending to be boys' concerts!
05:25Hey, Jimmy! I used your time pincher to bring Harry Houdini to your party to do magic tricks!
05:34Sheen, that's a ferocious prehistoric velociraptor!
05:37Oh, yeah. I always get magicians and dinosaurs mixed up.
05:40Oh, yeah. I always get magicians and dinosaurs mixed up.
05:42That's a ferociousness.
05:44Don't, don't.
05:45Don't step at me!
05:46Don't step at me!
05:48No!
05:50No!
05:51No!
05:52No!
05:53No!
05:54No!
05:55No!
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05:59No!
06:00No!
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06:02No!
06:03No!
06:04No!
06:05Okay, that's it.
06:17This party is over.
06:20Everybody out!
06:22Uh, hey, Jimmy.
06:24B-Betty Quinlan.
06:26Who invited Miss I'm So Beautiful and Perfect?
06:29I heard you were having a party.
06:35Yes, I am!
06:42I love this song.
06:45You wanna dance?
06:46Um, uh, dance?
06:47Me?
06:48With you?
06:49Here, tonight, in real life?
06:50I mean, it's not April Fool's.
06:51I'm not dreaming.
06:52It's just an elaborate, practical...
07:05Why would anyone wanna dance with Nerdtron?
07:09I wouldn't dance with him if he were the last kid on Earth.
07:12Me thinks the lady does protest too much.
07:15Me thinks you better button your yap before I button it for you.
07:23Oh, yeah!
07:24I feel good!
07:26Hit me!
07:27I'm not really...
07:29Yeah!
07:30Great party, Neutron!
07:32Thanks, Betty.
07:33I guess it is.
07:36Jimmy Neutron, party monster!
07:38Jimbo!
07:39Dan?
07:40Bad news.
07:41One of the actors in Ducks broke his wing, so I jumped on stage to fill in and...
07:45Well, I kinda...
07:46Sorta...
07:47Accidentally...
07:48He destroyed the entire set.
07:50It could've happened to anybody.
07:51Anyways, we'll be home in about five minutes.
07:54See you soon, son!
07:57Five minutes?
07:58No!
07:59Hey, what's the matter, Jimmy?
08:00Nothing.
08:01Everything's perfect.
08:02Good.
08:03Cause I am dancing till I can't dance no more.
08:07That's great.
08:08I mean...
08:09No, it's not.
08:10Estimate parental unit arrival time.
08:12T minus four minutes, twelve seconds.
08:15Okay, that was fun!
08:16Wish you could stay, but I understand.
08:18Time to call it a night.
08:19Thanks!
08:20We're coming!
08:21Bye!
08:22We're not leaving the party.
08:23It finally got good.
08:24You can't kick me out.
08:25I'm...
08:26I'm me.
08:27Don't stop me, Jimmy!
08:29I've got fetal flames!
08:31Oh, what am I gonna do?
08:33Think...
08:34Think?
08:35Think...
08:36Think...
08:37Think...
08:38Think...
08:39Think...
08:40Think...
08:41Think...
08:42Think...
08:43Think...
08:44Think...
08:45Think...
08:46Think...
08:47Think...
08:48By speeding up time within the confines of my house using my time accelerator,
08:52they can have their party and leave it too!
08:56They won't be moving, Flynn.
08:59They won't be moving, Flynn, it won't be moving!
09:01Cheap of your house.
09:02And run it in.
09:04That's all right, Dan
09:17Cool party, Neutron.
09:22For once, you did something right.
09:26It was great!
09:29Even though I never got a little weenie.
09:32Let me know when you're having another party, Jimmy.
09:35We'll do, Betty.
09:44Hi, honey. How was your evening?
09:46Oh, fine.
09:47Did you throw a wild party?
09:49What?
09:50Just kidding.
09:57Goddard, activate lightspeed clean-up!
10:07Lookin' good.
10:16We certainly have a wonderful son.
10:19So responsible and trustworthy.
10:21You couldn't leave most boys his age alone like that.
10:24No, you couldn't.
10:25But then, Jimbo's not most boys.
10:28He's one in a million.
10:30He sure is.
10:32Say, I'm gonna hang up my jacket,
10:34and then I'm gonna say more nice things about Jimmy.
10:37Uh, Sugar Booger, how long have we had a raptor in the closet?
10:46James Isaac Neutron.
10:48I can fix that.
10:49I hope.
10:50Bad dinosaur.
10:51Bad...
10:52No, that's it.
10:53Out of the house.
10:54Ow!
10:55Ow!
10:56I'm glad you're extinct.
10:57You're mean!
10:58I'm telling you, bologna is made by tiny bologna elves.
11:18And I'm telling you, bologna grows on mighty bologna trees!
11:23Does not!
11:24Does too!
11:25Help!
11:32Hi, guys!
11:33Oh, no!
11:34Carter's eating Jimmy!
11:36Not quite, Carl.
11:37I'm on speakerphone from the lab.
11:39I want you both to get your favorite video games
11:41and come over here.
11:42I've got a new invention you're gonna love!
11:44Na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
11:46Hey, how'd you get here so quick?
11:48I already had a copy of
11:50Ultralar versus Robo Fiend Mega Battle in my pocket.
11:53And you carry that around all the time?
11:56Uh, I don't need to.
11:57I can stop whenever I want.
11:58I don't have a problem!
12:00Not today you don't.
12:01How would you, Sheen, like to fight side by side with Ultralord live and in person?
12:07Jimmy!
12:09I love you!
12:11Behold the glory that is!
12:14The Neutronic Game Pyramid!
12:17Ooh, pointy!
12:19It actually deconstructs your particles and inserts you into your favorite video game.
12:24So as soon as Carl gets here...
12:26No!
12:27No!
12:28I wanna fight side by side with Ultralord now!
12:30Please, Jimmy!
12:31Every moment I'm not fighting side by side with Ultralord is tearing me apart!
12:34Okay!
12:35Okay!
12:36Okay!
12:37Okay!
12:38Insert the game, then stand on the transference pad.
12:41Oh, one more thing.
12:43This pyramid is only a prototype.
12:45So in order to exit the game, you have to win.
12:47So just to be on the safe side, I'll start you out on level one.
12:50As Ultralord said in episode 62, Love, Valor, Ultralord!
12:57Fact-alize me!
13:07Awesome!
13:08I'm actually on the Ultraplanetoid!
13:11Greetings, Lifeform.
13:12I'm about to engage Robofiend in pitched combat.
13:16Would you like to be my battle buddy?
13:19B-b-b-b-battle buddy?
13:21M-me?
13:22Answer quickly!
13:23My Ultrasenses tell me that Robofiend is approaching.
13:26At last!
13:28My long years of watching TV have paid off!
13:31Let evil tremble, for none can withstand the awesome might that is Ultralord and his new battle buddy,
13:38ULTRA SHEEP!
13:49Okay, that could have gotten better.
13:53Machine!
13:54Now he's trapped in there.
13:56Oh well, I'm sure he can't possibly lose twice on level one.
14:00Hey, look at me!
14:01I'm head growing out of the ground, man!
14:04Or maybe I'd better give him a hand.
14:07Hey!
14:08What happened?
14:09I'm free!
14:10That's because I pressed reset.
14:11I couldn't let you get stuck in here.
14:12Sorry, Jimmy.
14:13Seeing Ultralord in all his shining glory distracted me so.
14:16Greetings, Lifeforms!
14:17I'm about to engage Robofiend in pitched combat.
14:18Would you like to be my battle buddies?
14:19He always says that.
14:20Get ready, Jimmy!
14:22Robofiend's about to get ultrawipped!
14:23Why?
14:24Oh my favorite video game.
14:26Oh no, no no, it's too much pressure.
14:28Ninja's got awesome.
14:29Greetings, Lifeforms. I'm about to engage RoboFiend in pitched combat. Would you like to be my battle buddies?
14:37He always says that. Get ready, Jimmy. RoboFiend's about to get ultra-whipped!
14:42Oh, my favorite video game? Oh, no, no, no. It's too much pressure.
14:48Ninja Llamas in Space? No. Llama vs. Mega Dingo?
14:53Of course.
14:55Llamapalooza!
14:57Oh, I love you most of all.
15:09Prepare to taste photons, Cosmic Avengers.
15:12Okay, Sheen. Here's the plan.
15:14Jimmy, please. May I remind you this is level one?
15:27He's all yours, encased Crusader.
15:42Hey, RoboFiend. Hold this for me.
15:45Oh, Sheen. That was awesome.
15:49The scent of victory is pungent.
15:53Oh, is that just me?
15:55Hey, Jimmy. The lamp door was open, so I came right in.
15:59Oh, wow. It's RoboFiend Mega Battle featuring Jimmy and Sheen.
16:05This must be the surprise Jimmy had.
16:08Hey, Jimmy, where are you? Can I play your new game?
16:13I guess he went to the little inventor's room.
16:15Well, I'm sure he won't mind.
16:17Level one? Come on. That's for babies.
16:22Let's try level seven.
16:32But... I don't get it.
16:34We won the game. We should have exited already.
16:36Greetings, life forms.
16:38I'm about to engage RoboFiend in pitched combat.
16:42Would you like to be my battle buddies?
16:44Leapin' leptons. The game's reset itself.
16:47Answer quickly.
16:48My ultra-senses tell me that RoboFiend is a protein.
16:52No problemo.
16:54I can kick RoboFiend's level one butt all day long.
17:03Or not.
17:04TASTE MAGMA, COSMIC ADVENTURES!
17:07TASTE MAGMA, COSMIC ADVENTURES!
17:11Jimmy, something's wrong.
17:13RoboFiend doesn't get a magma cannon until level five.
17:16Someone must have raised the game level.
17:19But who?
17:21Carl!
17:23Carl, stop! It's not a game!
17:25We're really in danger!
17:27Wow! The characters know my name!
17:30Talk about interactive.
17:32Hmm.
17:33I wonder if this game has the RoboFiend atomic breath feature.
17:48Atomic breath!
17:49Gross!
17:55Behind me, battle buddies!
17:59Don't worry, Jimmy.
18:00We're okay as long as Ultralord's shields hold.
18:03Hmm.
18:04Those shields look kinda strong.
18:06I'd better drain them.
18:19Arrgh!
18:20That's going to leave an ultra-bruise!
18:25Ultralord!
18:26No!
18:27Oh, yeah!
18:28I'm bad!
18:29I defeated Ultralord!
18:30No!
18:31Oh, yeah!
18:32I'm bad!
18:33I defeated Ultralord!
18:35And yet, I feel strangely empty inside.
18:39Maybe it's cause this game doesn't have any llamas?
18:42It's all my fault!
18:44I'm a bad battle buddy!
18:45If only we had more power!
18:46You'd have to capture an ultra-crystal to get a mega-level power boost!
18:48Ultra-crystals?
18:49Of course!
18:50Okay, Sheen, can you distract RoboFiend for me?
18:51Leave it to me, battle buddy!
18:52Hey, robo-loser!
18:53Hey, robo-loser!
18:54Is that the rotting carcass of a Rogelium Mole bad-eye smell?
18:56Or is that just your robo-funk?
18:58If I were a game programmer, where would I hide an ultra-crystal?
19:00Oh, no!
19:01Oh, no!
19:02No!
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19:29No!
19:30No!
19:33Of course!
19:34It's always under the stalagmites.
19:42Sheen, catch!
19:44I got it.
19:45I got it!
19:48Fool.
19:50You are helplessly for one who
19:52now and forever shall be known as...
19:55MEGA ROBOFIND!
19:58You know, you might want to think about counseling.
20:01I'm picking up some self-esteem issues and...
20:03It's really...
20:04Oh, I'm a pelusa.
20:11Now, face the fury of my opti-blasts!
20:17What the...?
20:19Sheen, where are we?
20:25Ride, Carl! Ride like the wind!
20:28There must be another Ultracrystal around here someplace.
20:39Yes!
20:40Sheen! Hands up!
20:43Power coursing through my cuticles.
20:51Power enough to transform Ultracine into...
20:55MEGA-Ultracine!
21:03Our power is too evenly matched.
21:06Good thing I know your one true weakness.
21:09No!
21:10Yes! The European director's cut of Ultralord episode 317
21:14reveals that his arch-enemy Robofind is...
21:17Lactose intolerant!
21:19Tastes slime-o-milk, Star Destroyer!
21:22No! I'm allergic!
21:24Don't!
21:29Well done, battle buddies.
21:31Join me again next time
21:33in the never-ending battle against...
21:35EVIL!
21:37ARG!
21:38There's no way I'm ever, ever playing that game again till next week.
21:47Well, I guess my prototype needs a little more work.
21:51It's a good thing you came through with those llamas, Carl.
21:54You know, we... we... Carl?
21:56Jimmy! Look!
21:57We've gotta get him out right away!
22:03Maybe we'll just let him stay there till after lunch.
22:06Okay. Got any baloney?
22:08Got any baloney?
22:09I don't know, but...
22:10Sorry!
22:11Hehehehehehe!
22:12Hey!
22:13...
22:43Hi, I'm Paul.
22:57Got a blast.