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00:00you're enjoying that massage chair a little too much set boosters on lower back engage
00:25thanks for taking us minute your golfing on mercury Jimmy hey you want some of my extra orange juice my
00:32mom packed me thanks Carl but we're not home yet I still have to steer us past the Van Patten radiation
00:41belt ha neutron probably thought the low gravity would throw off my backswing wrong as usual hey
00:47how about instead of bragging you thank me for inviting you along at all you're right Jimmy
00:53thank you for letting me kick your butt on the back nine what is your problem vortex I don't
00:58have a problem what's your problem oh I think you do have a problem it's so hard to digest when
01:06they argue like that all the space travel has given me a zit I need vanishing cream you just
01:13can't admit that I smoke you in athletics oh yeah you want to go right now bring it on brain boy
01:23I need more vanishing cream I gotta get me one of these
01:31angry neutron
01:35makesh
01:42the
01:49a
01:51station
01:53the system is run
01:54everyone
02:00a
02:02Are everybody okay?
02:10Yeah, except for my head and my trick knee.
02:14My scapula, though, surprisingly seems fine.
02:17That could have been bad.
02:19Exposure to Van Patten rays has been known to cause weird mutations.
02:22Fortunately, there doesn't seem to be any adverse side effects.
02:25What?
02:27Dude, that is one wicked sunburn.
02:29Huh?
02:30Holy Heisenberg, this isn't sunburn.
02:33The Van Patten rays altered my skin pigment.
02:36Hey, a little help over here?
02:40Cindy, the rays affected you too.
02:42So I'm super strong.
02:44Well, that doesn't mean I'm gonna hold this thing all day.
02:53This is all very interesting,
02:55but I need to find the little crash survivor's room.
02:59What'd I miss?
03:00Sheen, the rays have given you the power to vibrate at super fast speed.
03:03Sweet!
03:04But I think they also shrunk my bladder.
03:06Excuse me.
03:07Wait a minute.
03:08Where's Libby?
03:09Open your eyes, girlfriend.
03:11I'm right in front of you.
03:15Hey, I was invisible.
03:17Cool.
03:18I don't feel so good.
03:20You know, Milwaukee has very clean restrooms.
03:27I think I see what happened.
03:29You all got superpowers based on what you were doing when the Van Patten rays hit.
03:33And you just turned orange?
03:35How lame is that?
03:36It's not lame.
03:37Maybe my cells store massive amounts of vitamin C or something.
03:42Hmm.
03:42He does have a pleasing fruity aroma.
03:47Guys, get serious.
03:48We've all been endowed with incredible power.
03:50And I say we use that power to attack Tokyo!
03:57Guys, come on!
03:58Pick up the pace!
03:59Right!
04:00Except for the part about Tokyo.
04:02We have been given incredible power, but we should use it to fight crime.
04:06Why didn't I think of that?
04:07You mean, become superheroes?
04:09I hate to admit it, but that would be cool.
04:12I can fight crime, but I have to be home by 530.
04:16Stack hands, everyone!
04:17We need to make a solemn vow!
04:21Let those who do evil beware.
04:23From this day forth, we shall be known as the Fantastic League of Justice Bringing Avenging Men!
04:29Excuse me?
04:30And two girls!
04:41Bad move, citizen!
04:42Ha!
04:43Failing to separate your recyclables is a Class VII misdemeanor.
04:46Who are you?
04:47And why do you smell all fruity?
04:49Who am I?
04:50I'm your worst nightmare.
04:52And men, assemble!
04:54Invisible system, present.
04:57Fire ready, lad!
04:58Ready for battle!
04:59Can Bird Boy sit down for a minute?
05:03Special Girl reporting!
05:06By the way, Neutron, who said you could issue a corny battle cry?
05:10And where do you come up with N-men?
05:12N for Neutron.
05:14I am the team's brainy leader.
05:16In your dreams, Oompa Loompa Boy!
05:18Cop a squat and watch how real superheroes get it done!
05:21The town's been invaded by pint-sized freaks!
05:28I'm out of here!
05:29Oh!
05:30Recycling Violator!
05:31Neut!
05:32Neut!
05:33Neut!
05:34Neut!
05:35Neut!
05:36Neut!
05:37Uh-oh!
05:38What'd I miss?
05:50You weirdos are a menace!
05:52I'm calling the authorities!
05:53That's what I'm gonna do.
05:55You guys have got to learn to control your powers better!
05:58Pull your jets, Tangelo face!
06:00You better quit mocking me or you're gonna regret it!
06:02What are you gonna do?
06:03Stain me?
06:04Come on, guys!
06:05I think we've got the hang of this now!
06:08neden?
06:09You have to go down, Kitty!
06:12Kitty, get down!
06:14Glad you're getting the hang of it!
06:15Uh!
06:16Ahh!
06:17Shh!
06:18Hadi!
06:19Ahh!
06:20Ah!
06:21Ah!
06:22Ah!
06:23Ah!
06:24Ahh!
06:25Ahh!
06:25Ahh!
06:27Ah!
06:28Ahh!
06:29Ahh!
06:31Ahh!
06:32Ahh!
06:33Ahh!
06:34Ahh!
06:35Ahh!
06:36Ahh!
06:37Shane, you've got to learn better control.
06:41Right after I learn to drink less fluids.
06:48Cross at the green, not in between.
06:49Huh?
07:02Aw, man, I miss all the fun.
07:04Guys, we're doing more harm than good.
07:06We have to schedule some practice sessions.
07:08Listen, William of Orange,
07:10I've had enough of this wee business.
07:12You know what your power is?
07:13Super irritation!
07:14I'm warning you for the last time, Vortex!
07:16Quit riding me!
07:17That does it!
07:18I'm gonna enjoy this!
07:20What the...
07:21Ah!
07:25Wow, yummy!
07:30Gotcha!
07:31Stand down, you kids!
07:32That's them, all right.
07:33They call themselves the End Men.
07:35Actually, we prefer the Fantastic League
07:37of Justice bringing a man!
07:41And two girls!
07:42No!
07:43No!
07:49General, what do you think you're doing?
07:51We're taking these dangerous mutants
07:53to a secure facility!
07:54For the rest of their freak show lives, yes!
07:57Then you'll have to take me, too!
07:58Oh, yeah, that's a good one!
08:01You better head back to the pumpkin patch, little fella!
08:05All right, men, move them up.
08:06Oh, I won't let them keep you locked up, guys!
08:07I'll figure out a way to free you!
08:08I promise!
08:09Welcome to Area 86, the most secure facility in the country!
08:11And don't get any ideas about escaping.
08:12That dome is solid carbonium!
08:13Oh, I won't let them keep you locked up, guys!
08:14I won't let them keep you locked up, guys!
08:15I won't let them keep you locked up, guys!
08:16I won't let them keep you locked up, guys!
08:17I'll figure out a way to free you!
08:18I promise!
08:19Welcome to Area 86, the most secure facility in the country!
08:34I won't let them go with carbonium!
08:41Make yourselves at home.
08:42You're gonna be here for a looong time!
08:46Jimmy was right.
08:47We got ourselves locked up because we never learned to control our powers.
08:49Then maybe it's time we start learning!
08:51Who's up for a little superpower practice?
08:59I know, Goddard, but I can't stop working!
09:02I'm still missing one last ingredient for my super-power antidote.
09:05If only this mutant gene wasn't so hard to crack.
09:08Maybe if I tried a sub-molecular scan.
09:11No, it can't be.
09:14Their powers are burning up their metabolisms.
09:16Their life forces will be drained in six hours.
09:19Gotta work faster!
09:22No, no, no!
09:24Now I'll never find a cure in time!
09:26Why do I even care?
09:28All they did was mock me, especially Cindy.
09:31She makes me so angry!
09:35If only I'd gotten a cool super-power too!
09:38Then I'd make her pay!
09:39I'd make them all pay!
09:42What's wrong with me?
09:45Feeling strange?
09:47Thoughts, cloudy!
09:49Image of Cindy flooding in my brain!
09:56Jimmy did get super-power!
09:59Now Jimmy's strong!
10:01No, Jimmy, smash!
10:03No!
10:09Listen to me, people!
10:10We can't let the army keep our babies in that horrible Area 86!
10:16Yeah, it's probably crawling with germs and all sorts of allergies again!
10:19Why Cindy's too delicate?
10:21She can't do hard time!
10:22And my poor Libby doesn't have a thing to wear!
10:26What's wrong with everyone?
10:27These aren't kids!
10:28They're mutated freaks!
10:30They destroyed half the town yet!
10:31He's right!
10:32I say keep them there!
10:33I say keep them there!
10:35No muties, no muties, no muties, no muties, no muties, no muties!
10:40They're not freaks!
10:41They're the same darling children we've always known and loved!
10:44That's right!
10:45Take our Jimbo, for instance.
10:47Okay, he's orange now, but he never hurt a fly!
10:49Can I just say one thing?
10:51Pie truck!
10:59Where is blonde girl?
11:00Jimmy, smash blonde girl!
11:03Merciful heavens, that's our Jimmy!
11:06There's something different about him.
11:08Looks like he's been working out.
11:10Okay!
11:15Jimmy, stop!
11:16You don't know what you're doing!
11:18No, I think he does.
11:19Look at those ads!
11:21You've been lifting the free weight, son!
11:26Mom?
11:27Dad?
11:28That's right, darling.
11:29We want to help!
11:30I'm willing to spot you!
11:32What do you bet, three, four thousand pounds?
11:37Take that, you miserable mistake of nature!
11:40Yeah!
11:42No, don't!
11:43You're only making him angry!
11:44Come on, let's show that RS Bozo we mean business!
11:48Yeah!
11:49Yeah!
11:50Yeah!
11:51Whoa!
11:52Whoa!
11:53Whoa!
11:54Whoa!
11:55Whoa!
11:55Whoa!
11:56Whoa!
11:57You want Jimmy too!
11:59Now Jimmy smash!
12:00Jimmy smash you all!
12:02Whoa!
12:03Whoa!
12:04Whoa!
12:05We're practicing with our powers was a great idea, Cindy!
12:08Who knew I could also generate an invisible force field!
12:12And who knew I could actually fly!
12:14My strength must have supercharged every cell in my body!
12:17And I no longer have embarrassing bladder control problems!
12:21I was holding that in for hours!
12:24Carl, why haven't you tried to perfect your super belches?
12:27I'm scared to, for my burps are way too dangerous!
12:31But, Carl, your destructive potential is part of the reason we love you!
12:35Do you not understand?
12:36No more spicy food or carbonated beverages!
12:39I've got to guard against even the slightest hiccup!
12:42You mean no more chalupas?
12:44I feel your pain, dude!
12:48Hey!
12:49What's going on?
12:50It looks like those jets are headed for downtown retroville!
12:53Hmm...
12:54This would be a good time to use my new supervision!
13:03Guys!
13:04Oh, there's some kind of rampaging orange monster tearing up the town!
13:07Orange.
13:08Let's see.
13:09Who do we know that's orange?
13:11No, I'm trying to blag!
13:19Run, puny humans!
13:20Run or Jimmy won't crush you!
13:41Mayday!
13:42Mayday!
13:43Mayday!
13:44Need backup!
13:45Return to base to regroup!
13:47Jet mocked, Jimmy!
13:48Jimmy crush, Jet!
13:50Arrgh!
13:51Arrgh!
14:00Guys!
14:01I think that orange rampaging monster is Neutron!
14:03Those rays must have had some kind of delay reaction on him!
14:06We gotta do something!
14:07The army might really hurt him!
14:09All I did was make fun of him and he still promised to help us!
14:13We have to help him!
14:14Come on!
14:15Yeah, come on!
14:16Let's go!
14:17Let's go!
14:18Jimmy!
14:19You're gonna be on anyone!
14:20Make sure these kids stay put!
14:21You!
14:22Baldy!
14:23Open those big sliding doors!
14:24I love that!
14:27Pew, Jet, get away!
14:28Jimmy crush it later!
14:29What?!
14:30Jimmy thirsty!
14:31Snap out of it, Jimmy!
14:32These powers are sapping your friends' life forces!
14:33If you don't get a hold of yourself, they're all doomed!
14:35Take him down, man!
14:36Yeah!
14:37Ok!
14:38Just like we planned!
14:39Jimmy thirsty snap out of it Jimmy these powers are sapping your friend's life
14:47forces if you don't get a hold of yourself through all doomed
14:54take him down man
15:01okay just like we planned
15:09cool I can make other people invisible too you're up Cindy
15:16wow that carbonium is hard stuff I can't get through that's not a good sound
15:29get behind my force field
15:37Carl use your purse we've got to get through that dome
15:40I can't I haven't had any spicy food for three days
15:44sounds like you need a super attorney
15:51stamp it
15:58let's go
15:59you're out of work
16:10he's too strong look out
16:14you're out of work
16:18he's too strong look out
16:22gotcha
16:29you
16:31call off your troops general we're the only ones who can handle this
16:36end men assemble
16:43can I at least get roller skates or something
16:47I guess I don't have a choice he's all yours end men
16:51thank you sir
16:56brave kids hey if we get lucky maybe they'll destroy each other
16:59Neutron we're here to help you if you don't surrender the army's gonna kick your orange butt
17:06Neutron we're here to help you if you don't surrender the army's gonna kick your orange butt
17:11Jimmy knows blonde girl
17:13blonde girl always make fun of him
17:15this time Jimmy smash
17:17oh Jimmy's really mad Cindy maybe he'd calm down if you tried being a little nicer
17:31maybe you're right
17:33wait
17:34oh why start now
17:35end men
17:36attack
17:37prepare for a defeat for my super fast punches
17:40but we'll still be best friends right
17:43whoa
17:44can we do that again
17:49get a hold of yourself if they keep using their powers like this they'll burn up their life force and be gone forever
17:56you're invisible now Cindy let him have it thanks libs
18:13no way freak boy that's what I use to make my atomic fizzy
18:40hey that's a buck eighty
18:47I gotta start going to the gym
18:52Kyle catch
18:54Sam's heavy seltzer
18:59heavy seltzer
19:00sheen
19:01no it's too dangerous
19:02no it's too dangerous
19:06no
19:07no
19:08no
19:09no
19:10no
19:11no
19:12no
19:13no
19:14no
19:15no
19:16no
19:17no
19:18no
19:19no
19:20no
19:21no
19:22no
19:23no
19:24no
19:25great merciful jelly bean
19:28good work Carl
19:32now let's get him back to the lab and and
19:34and
19:35go
19:36what happened
19:39so weak
19:41I feel all woozy
19:43my speed my bladder control they're both gone
19:48it's like the life is being drained out of us
19:55ahhh
19:57blonde girl and feds weak now but jimmy's still strong
20:03blonde girl never nice to jimmy
20:05nice
20:06maybe Carl was right it's our only hope
20:09how will jimmy make her stop talking forever
20:11jimmy
20:14wait
20:15I'm sorry
20:16truly sincerely sorry
20:24what blonde girl say
20:25you don't deserve to have me make fun of you
20:28you're a great guy
20:29you're smart and talented and
20:31yeah blonde girl trying to trick jimmy
20:34no
20:35I swear
20:36I know I'm always mean to you but
20:37but I do it so you won't notice my real feelings
20:40the truth is
20:41well
20:42I sorta
20:43secretly
20:44la
20:45la
20:46la
20:47la
20:48ugh
20:49ugh
20:50secretly what
20:51like
20:52love
20:53love
20:57blonde girl try to be nice to jimmy
20:59maybe she not so bad after all
21:02maybe
21:03grr
21:04mh
21:05I'm myself again
21:08Cindy how'd you do it
21:10oh no
21:11their life forces are almost gone
21:13wait a minute
21:14Sam's heavy seltzer of course
21:16it absorbs radiation
21:18gotta get these guys back to the lab quick
21:20I'd like to thank everyone for their support
21:24especially Sam
21:26whose heavy seltzer completed my demutation formula
21:28you still owe me a buck eighty
21:30we should all be back to normal in a matter of days
21:31we should all be back to normal in a matter of days
21:37but though we lose our power still we shall grapple with evil for we are the fantastic league of justice bringing people who avenged up and
21:46stop and stop and
21:52thank you for your time
21:53good night
21:54does anyone have a soothing tummy lashing
21:57for the
22:00and
22:01thank you for the
22:03we are
22:04bye
22:07a
22:08e
22:10Really?
22:12Oh!
22:14Oh, wow.
22:16Oh!
22:20Oh!
22:22Oh!
22:26Oh!
22:28Oh!
22:30Oh!
22:32Oh!
22:34Oh!
22:36Oh!
22:38Oh!
22:40Ha ha!
22:44Got a blast!
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