- 6/25/2025
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00:00Pheew, what a day! I did the shopping, I re-shingled the room.
00:20That's nice of you.
00:20Yeah, that's great, Mom.
00:21Mm-hmm.
00:23Here are your dinners. A ham and macaroni choo-choo for Hugh with cauliflower chimney smoke.
00:28For Jimmy, scallopini pfeffernoose with mashed potatoes in the shape of Einstein's hair.
00:34And for me, a sandwich.
00:39Jimmy, did you hook up your experimental hydraulic cuckoo clock to the downstairs toilet?
00:44Can you get that, Mom? I'm in the middle of proving Goldbach's prime number conjecture.
00:48Apparently, baby dogs follow the mama duck because her butt looks like a great big breadcrumb.
00:55Help! Somebody!
00:57If Goldbach is true, every non-prime integer must be equidistant from two primes.
01:02My arm's been sucked into the U-bend!
01:10My sandwich!
01:12No thanks, Mom. I'm full.
01:14Well, off to my duck first aid class. Tonight we're doing mouth-to-beak resuscitation.
01:20Wait! Who's going to walk Goddard?
01:24Whoo! That is the last dig-darn straw!
01:27I'm tense and under-appreciated and...and sandwich-less!
01:32Hmm...
01:40Something's wrong.
01:46There's no juice in my hand.
01:48And I don't smell waffles with meticulously syrup-filled dimples.
01:51And there's something wrong with my bowl full of cereal.
01:54There's nothing in it, Dad.
01:56That's it!
01:57This isn't a bowl full of cereal. It's just a bowl of milkless air.
02:00Mom?
02:02Are you going on a trip?
02:03Oh, you noticed!
02:04Well, since you asked, I'm going to a spa for a week to be pampered unmercifully.
02:10Hughesy Doodles is confused.
02:12I'm sick of being unappreciated and doing all the work around here.
02:15Here are the chores I do every week to keep this place up and running.
02:19You two are going to have to do every one of them while I'm gone.
02:22Goodbye!
02:25Whoa! No Mom for a week?
02:27No one to tell us your bath is ready?
02:30Or make us change our clothes?
02:32Or make us leave the lab and come to dinner?
02:34Are you going to tell us you can't have pizza for every meal?
02:37Or say, Hugh, put down that duck and talk to me for once?
02:41We're free men! Masters of our own destiny!
02:44We rule this house!
02:46Well, once we've finished the chores.
02:48Oh, yeah. What's the first one?
02:50Now, Jimmy, should we sponge, then squeegee, then dry?
02:54Or squeegee, then sponge, then dry?
02:56Or dry, then sponge, then squeegee, or...
03:02Okay, you're the genius.
03:04He's head first screaming, then sponge, then dry.
03:06Whoa!
03:09If I'm such a genius, why are we doing this work ourselves?
03:13Because your mother told us to?
03:15She just wants it done.
03:17I don't care who, or what, does it.
03:29Goddard, install list of chores program.
03:34Check.
03:35Lastly, my maternal chip with the directive to protect and pamper.
03:39Shall I now walk the dog, freeing you to relax and eat corn chips, my son?
03:51Why, son?
03:55Boy!
03:56You spa folks don't even let a girl lift a finger, do you?
04:00You're watching the Gross-Out Movie Marathon on the Guy Channel.
04:09And now, back to my big fat Greek infected scam.
04:13How's that week's worth of chores coming, Robo-Booger?
04:26All chores were completed at 1700 hours this evening.
04:29Good work, Maternatron.
04:31Assume sleep mode until the next mealtime.
04:33Negative.
04:34A mother's work is never done.
04:36A mother must protect and pamper.
04:38Oh, right.
04:39Override maternal chip directives until further notice.
04:42Don't use that tone of voice with me, young man.
04:45Now eat.
04:46Gleepin' leptons!
04:47I said water the lawn, not cook it.
04:49What is this stuff?
04:51Soy protein, kelp, talapala oil, and spinach for flavor.
04:55Sugar Booger's dinner has never smelled quite so...
04:58How do I put it?
05:00Disgusting.
05:01This is the train, and your mouth is the tunnel.
05:04Yeah, no thanks.
05:05See, my tunnel is temporarily closed for a bit long.
05:08I must have set the autonomy parameter in the mothering chip too high.
05:11She really thinks she's mom.
05:13And after dinner, your baths.
05:17Not the face.
05:29Oh, this is the life.
05:31So, why is it I have the strange feeling something's missing?
05:35Your gelato, madame.
05:37Butter biscuit?
05:41Butter biscuit, fresh from the oven.
05:43Gotta blast!
05:44Those muscles, we've got to bless them.
05:47She wouldn't even let me play with Mr. Bathtime Ducky.
05:54Don't worry.
05:55Luckily, Maternotron's got an emergency cutoff receiver.
05:58The remote for it is in my lab.
06:00I'll need you to cover for me.
06:02So, Jimmy's sitting right beside me and not leaving the room at all.
06:06How's it going?
06:07Okay, Dad of mine, who's also remaining in the room with me.
06:11Right here.
06:13Oh, where are you going?
06:16Well, I left my homework in the lab.
06:17Too many wires.
06:18You'll electrocute your eye out.
06:20Bedtime!
06:21What?
06:22But it's only seven o'clock.
06:23March!
06:24But I'm not tired.
06:27Then I must rock you to sleep.
06:31Rock-a-bye, Jimmy, on the treetop.
06:35Tomorrow, more Cal, till your pant buttons pop.
06:38Are you tired yet?
06:39And nauseous.
06:41I have been neglectful to you as a wife.
06:47No.
06:48Really.
06:49It's okay.
06:50No, it is not.
06:51Switching to wife mode.
06:55Take out the trash.
06:56We never talk anymore.
06:57Give me some ice cream.
06:59Let's watch a movie with lots of crying.
07:01I should never have given up my career.
07:03Rub my feet.
07:04My mother and wife's sense is tingling.
07:11Something's terribly wrong.
07:13I'm coming, boys!
07:23Guys, up here!
07:24Hey, Jimmy, weren't you supposed to meet us in the park this morning?
07:26Or did Carl and I both dream that?
07:28Guys, listen to me.
07:29I need your help.
07:30Oh, gee, I've got llama art class in an hour.
07:33There's a remote control on my workbench.
07:36Here's my DNA to get in the lab.
07:38You've got to fetch me that remote before bath time!
07:41The tough part of drawing the llama is capturing his soulful eyes.
07:45Halt!
07:46Who are you?
07:47Hi, Mrs. Neutron.
07:49May I say you're looking particularly shiny today?
07:52Yeah, I'll say.
07:54Um, would you excuse us?
07:55We're getting something top secret for Jimmy.
07:58To associate with my Jimmy, you must complete these qualification forms.
08:03Father's maiden name?
08:06Jimmy falls in the playground and breaks his leg.
08:09What do you do?
08:10Well, that's a stupid question.
08:11They don't even tell you which leg it is.
08:15Say, Dad!
08:17Let's go play catch and not leave the yard at all.
08:20Good wink-wink idea, son.
08:23And let's not run like crazy turkeys screaming for help when we get out there.
08:27Where do you think you're going?
08:29Outside.
08:30Too dangerous.
08:31Outside is where the Civil War was held.
08:33I'm placing you both on lockdown.
08:36Protect.
08:37Pamper.
08:38Eat your nutrition.
08:39Protect.
08:40Pamper.
08:41Eat your nutrition.
08:42Protect.
08:43Pamper.
08:44Eat your nutrition.
08:45Protect.
08:46Get away from my family, you ugly bucket of bolts!
08:48Mom!
08:49Sugar boogies!
08:50Your family.
08:51Ha!
08:52Protect.
08:53Pamper.
08:54Jimmy?
08:55Yeah, well, funny thing about that.
08:57She, uh, sort of thinks she's you.
08:59Protect.
09:04Not too tight.
09:05Those are her pie crust decorating arms.
09:07To think I stepped out for two measly days and you replaced me with some psycho robot with
09:13a hideous 1950s hairdo?
09:14No psycho robot could replace you, Mom.
09:17There's no way I could program all your love, care, and amazing ability to forgive me into
09:22a chip.
09:23Ow!
09:24Although I think I captured rope-tying pretty good.
09:27Maternatron!
09:28As your creator, I demand you let her go!
09:31Don't raise your voice to your mother, young man!
09:34Nobody wags their finger at my boy.
09:40Mom!
09:41Break into my lab!
09:42If the security system doesn't kill you, bring back the disabler!
09:45I don't need the lab!
09:47Not as long as I have my utility closet!
09:58Oh!
10:00You're out of cleaning implements.
10:02Oh, am I?
10:04Why?
10:07A 300-caliber molecular blasting away?
10:10For those tough ground instincts!
10:12Whoa-oh!
10:15You're clean!
10:16Close all off!
10:18It's warm!
10:19Dryer!
10:20Dryer!
10:25Woo-hoo!
10:26Righty-go, Mom!
10:27Nobody punishes Jimmy Neutron!
10:29Oh, I wouldn't say that!
10:37Pick it up, boys!
10:38I've got three more days of spa coming!
10:44Um, Sheen, what did you put for question 319?
10:48C. Lure the tiger away from Jimmy by imitating a chicken strip.
10:53Hmm, works for me!
11:07Today is the single greatest day in the history of the universe!
11:12Pluto is aligning with Neptune, causing space snow flurries to create galactic ice crystals which keep ice cream at the perfect eating temperature!
11:19Yes!
11:24Cold enough to never melt, but not so cold to get brain freeze!
11:26This alignment only happens every 2,000 years!
11:29Current countdown!
11:31Five!
11:32Four!
11:33Three!
11:34Two!
11:35James Isaac Neutron!
11:37Aww!
11:38Where do you think you're going, young man?
11:41Here's your list of Saturday chores.
11:43Mail letter at post office, sit with grandma in the park, pick up dad's badminton shoes, drop off a pie at school and take a book that Cindy projects his mother!
11:53But Mom!
11:54I can't do that!
11:55I have to get into space now!
11:56Chores first!
11:57Space travel later!
11:58Goddard!
11:59Options!
12:00Pire temporary help to do chores at $15.75 an hour!
12:03Too expensive!
12:04Use boyish charm to outwit parental unit!
12:05I don't have time!
12:06Clone thyself!
12:07Yes!
12:08We'll have to do it mega fast!
12:09No time to set specifics!
12:10Commence cloning at super speed!
12:13Hi everybody, isn't it a super amazing great day?
12:14You call this a great day?
12:15I should've stayed in bed!
12:16Ah, but romance is in the air!
12:17It is a beautiful day to fall into place!
12:18It's a beautiful day to fall into place!
12:19I can't do it!
12:20It's a beautiful day to fall into place!
12:22It's a beautiful day!
12:23No time to set specifics!
12:24Yes!
12:25We'll have to do it mega fast!
12:26I need to do it mega fast!
12:27No time to set specifics!
12:28We'll have to do it mega fast!
12:29No time to set specifics!
12:30No time to set specifics!
12:31Isn't it a super-amazing great day?
12:33You call this a great day?
12:36I should've stayed in bed.
12:38Ah, but romance is in the air, huh?
12:41It is a beautiful day to fall in love.
12:46Hey, everybody! It's great to be here if I'm lying, I'm dying.
12:49Hey, have you seen that Cindy Vortex?
12:51Talk about the Wicked Witch of the Elementary.
12:54But seriously, these are the jokes, folks. Come on, laugh with me.
12:58Hey, who's up for some football, huh?
13:01Nice place, kid.
13:02You know, I could have some serious fun with this stuff.
13:08Hmm.
13:09The speed of the cloning gave each of them a solitary, distinct personality.
13:14I should probably do a risk assessment.
13:16Nah, I've got galactic ice crystals to get.
13:19Here's the list of chores, gentlemen.
13:21You heard the man. Do your chores, boys.
13:28But I've never mailed a letter.
13:31What if I get my hand stuck in the box?
13:34Hey, turn that frown upside down, Mr. Gloomy Gus.
13:37Everything's gonna be terrific.
13:40Me oui. Love is all around us.
13:43Hey, let's do it two and a way.
13:46Here we go.
13:48Hello, Grandmother dear.
13:51Where have you been?
13:52This bench is too hard.
13:54These birds are getting too close.
13:56The sun hurts my eyes.
13:58Isn't it a beautiful day?
13:59Aren't these birds absolutely amazing?
14:01Isn't it great to be alive?
14:03Oh, hi, Jimmy.
14:10Um, I have to do a report on snails or Napoleon.
14:14Can you help me?
14:15What's the point of doing homework?
14:17We do it and then what?
14:19Poof.
14:20We're gone.
14:21Nothingness, emptiness.
14:22We're all just dust in the wind.
14:25Okay, I don't want to be dust in the wind.
14:28He shoots.
14:29He scores.
14:30Neutron is definitely on.
14:33Looking good.
14:34You the man.
14:35You the man.
14:36Hey, it's the next step.
14:37Neutron, what are you doing?
14:38I'm walking here.
14:39You got a problem with that skateboard boy?
14:41Uh, skateboard boy?
14:42Oh, check it out.
14:43Neutron has the moves.
14:44Well, how about next time you get a board that can handle the Neutron?
14:47Another multi-net pasando was in both of the buttons.
14:49Oh, yeah, yeah.
14:51And two numbers are in three of the buttons.
14:52That's a very nice position.
14:53All right, let's go and talk to you in the next step.
14:54Let's go.
14:55Let's go.
14:56Let's go.
14:57Let's go.
14:58Let's go.
14:59Let's go.
15:00Let's go.
15:01Let's go.
15:02Let's go.
15:03Let's go.
15:04Let's go.
15:05Let's go.
15:06Let's go.
15:07Let's go.
15:08Let's go.
15:09Let's go.
15:10Let's go.
15:11board that can handle the Neutron's style. Later, Niko-Rama.
15:20Good boy, Goddard. Galactic ice crystal harvesting proceeding as planned. And down on Earth,
15:26the clones are performing my chores. Retroville, we have no problems.
15:31I am Ultralord, and I will swing my mighty bat of combat on you. You can't catch me. Yes, I can.
15:36Hey, hey, Jimmy. You want to see my new action figure?
15:38Do I? Come on. Does Robin Hood wear pantyhose?
15:41Hey, why did Ultralord cover himself in mayonnaise? He wanted to make a hero sandwich.
15:47Hello? Anybody in there? Paging Mr. Sheen. The village called. They want their idiot back.
15:52Are you okay, Jimmy? Because you seem really weird.
15:55I'm weird? Come on! You should see Ultralord's Uncle Morris.
16:00What do you want, Neutron?
16:13To return a book and to drink in your beauty, Miss Vortex.
16:17Very funny.
16:18I just not. Shall I compare thee to S.M.R.'s day? No!
16:23Even Shakespeare seems inadequate to describe your perfection.
16:27Cut it out, Neutron, before I barf!
16:30Ah, but before that, could you favor me with a kiss?
16:34Is he for real? And what's with the bad French accent?
16:45Oh, Cindy, I love you more than Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity.
16:51Oh, Cindy, my sherry. My little Cindy, won't you please come and kiss me?
16:59Wait, why you were sleeping?
17:04Hey, buddy, you want a pie?
17:07Yeah!
17:07You can't beat the classics.
17:12Hmm, I'll say.
17:13Mission accomplished.
17:16Space crystals acquired.
17:17Clones should be arriving in T-minus-one-minute.
17:20Everything going exactly as...
17:22What?
17:27Calm down, folks.
17:28Now, just tell me, what did the gymster do?
17:30He busted my skateboard, dude.
17:32He said I was gonna be dust in the wind.
17:35He made me smile and my dentures fell out.
17:38He mocked Ultralord's family.
17:41He made my heart sing and...
17:43I mean, he said things to me so vile and despicable,
17:46I cannot repeat them in mixed company.
17:48And he threw a pie in my face.
17:50You can't beat the classics.
17:55I'm sure Jimmy had a good reason for doing all these admittedly strange, bizarre things.
18:01So, who wants pie?
18:05I'm good.
18:06Oh, no. It was the clones.
18:08I gotta find them so I can explain everything.
18:11Goddard, locate clones.
18:20I had the most scrumptious day with my most wonderful grandmama.
18:24I fell in love with a beautiful man, was I?
18:28I did some cool moves on a dude's skateboard, but it couldn't take my awesome power.
18:33You know what I'm saying?
18:34There you are.
18:36Hi, Jimmy.
18:37Follow me back to my house so I can explain to everybody.
18:40Wait a minute.
18:41One, two, three, four, five.
18:43We're short one clone.
18:44We've gotta find him now.
18:46Oh, you know what?
18:47It's that evil one.
18:48He's so bad he makes a tell of the hunt look like Babby.
18:51We'll never find him.
18:53We're doomed.
18:54Hey!
18:55I'll find him and take him down all by myself with my bare hands.
18:59Look out!
19:02He's close.
19:03He's very close.
19:05There!
19:06Well, well, well.
19:22If it isn't Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Goddard and Jimmy.
19:26You're going back to the lab and I'm going to de-clone you.
19:30I don't think so, kid.
19:31I like being out in the big bad world.
19:36Stop that person who looks just like me!
19:45Get him!
19:46I'm not evil Jimmy.
19:48He's evil Jimmy.
19:49He's just trying to confuse you.
19:51That's absurd and reeks of mendacity.
19:54I'm the genuine and indisputable Jimmy.
19:57Can't you tell by my sophisticated vocabulary?
20:00Are we playing a game?
20:01I absolutely adore games.
20:03I hate games.
20:05Oh, wait, wait.
20:07Don't you see?
20:08He's trying to trick you by pretending to be the real Jimmy.
20:12Trust me.
20:13I'm the real Jimmy.
20:14Would I lie to you?
20:16Guys, stop.
20:17Wait a minute.
20:18Think, think, think.
20:20Think.
20:21Point left.
20:22I have to sacrifice the ice crystals.
20:23Are you got it?
20:24Let's cool these clones down.
20:25That's all folks.
20:26I do wanna me.
20:27I have to eat such sweet.
20:28Woo, that is cold.
20:29Yo, give me a best shot punk.
20:33Oh, this is how it ends, as ice cubes.
20:34I've always wanted to be frozen.
20:35This is a dream come true.
20:36There goes my perfect ice cream.
20:37Well, at least I can get these clones back to...
20:38Wait a minute.
20:39One, two, three, four, five.
20:40I'm missing one.
20:41Hiya handsome.
20:42You don't mind if I borrow this.
20:43Do you?
20:44I mean come on.
20:45That's all folks.
20:46I do wanna me.
20:47I have to eat such sweet and...
20:48Woo!
20:49That is cold.
20:50Yo, give me a best shot punk.
20:51This is how it ends, as ice cubes.
20:54I've always wanted to be frozen.
20:56This is a dream come true.
20:59There goes my perfect ice cream.
21:01Well, at least I can get these clones back to...
21:03Wait a minute.
21:04One, two, three, four, five.
21:05I'm missing one.
21:06Hiya handsome.
21:07Listen, you don't mind if I borrow this, do you?
21:10I mean come on. We're practically related, right got a blast
21:27And that's how it all happened
21:31Genetic replicants manifesting mutant side effects. Hey as long as you got rid of all the clones
21:36One Jimmy Neutron in the world is bad enough, but six is black dude. You did catch all of them. Didn't you?
21:43Uh, who'd like some pie at my house?
21:47Okay, here's Jimmy
21:53Neutron so I think if that means no pie
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