- 7/4/2025
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00:00Ultralord soars majestically through the sky, knowing he's made the world safe for a sheen kind.
00:17But wait, what's that icy wind blowing from the frozen lair of Dr. Nippy?
00:21Ultralord can't maintain altitude. He's plummeting to the ground.
00:25No!
00:28Ouch!
00:30Son, must you pelt your father with tiny flying men?
00:33Sorry, Dad, but flying Ultralord is all I have.
00:36Swimming Ultralord is rusted and tunneling Ultralord suffered a worm-related mishap.
00:41I brought you here to learn air conditioning so that one day this company can be Estevez and some.
00:47Air conditioning's boring.
00:49If Ultralord needed cooling, he would shoot freeze charges from his elbows like in episode 212.
00:54Ultralord versus the Cajun chefs.
00:56Here you go, son.
00:57Dad, a paperclip sculpture! Wow, thanks, Dad! You're the best dad in the whole world!
01:04Here, son. An actual rotary coil with the original grease.
01:12No, thanks. I only play with licensed Ultralord products.
01:16I understand.
01:18Hey, son! What do you say we knock off for the day and flakage or checkers or polish our shoes until the shine is blinding?
01:28Uh, gee, Dad. Uh, I kinda got Homer to do so.
01:31Gene! Carl! Ready to see Ultralord franchise film number 24?
01:35It's the same as Ultralord franchise film number 23 but with eight minutes of new footage!
01:42Eight glorious minutes! See ya, Dad!
01:46How can I ever compete with this Ultralord?
01:50And then when Ultralord vanquished the terror droids and they used the footage from the last movie with the three terror droids and digitally added the fourth terror droid, I thought I'd jump up and hug the screen!
02:04You did. Hello, boys. Did you enjoy the cinema?
02:07Did we ever! Ultralord is the coolest superhero in all history!
02:11Oh, he's good, but I know a superhero who is better than Ultralord.
02:16Better than Ultralord? Your words are strange and confusing.
02:21Well, I'm not supposed to reveal this, but it is I myself!
02:26You?
02:27Yes, I am El Magnifico!
02:30Well, uh, it sure is hot out here! Can I get you some water, Mr. Estevez?
02:36I am not dehydrated. I am El Magnifico! Look, here's a picture.
02:42Yeah, well, uh, irrefutable photographic evidence. Now, about that water.
02:48Come on, Dad! If you're a superhero, prove it! Let's see some powers!
02:51Uh, um, well, I, uh, I'd be happy to show you, uh, tomorrow, uh, at noon. Uh, I, uh, I gotta go.
03:00Okay, that was weird.
03:07These should last me through a night of experiments.
03:11Mr. Estevez?
03:12Yimmy, please, I need your help.
03:14You've got to give me superpowers by noon tomorrow, or my son will despise me.
03:19Sheen says you're a science whiz, so please, whiz!
03:22Well, uh, I'd love to help, but giving you superpowers would go completely against scientific protocol.
03:28Please, Yimmy.
03:29All any father wants from his son is... respect.
03:32Yuh, it's okay, everybody. Just a little pie-based accident.
03:38How long can a meringue burn, anyway? Am I right?
03:41I can understand a son wanting to respect his father.
03:44Um, but Sheen's probably already forgotten you've said that stuff.
03:51Hey, Jimmy, your dad's running in traffic again. Oh, and I brought by some paperwork.
03:55What, paperwork?
03:56Yeah, if my dad's not really a superhero, and they toss him in the loony bin, I'd like your parents to adopt me.
04:01Sheen, I'm sure your father isn't crazy.
04:03Hmm, he could be just a huge liar.
04:05Either way, I'm bracing myself for the horrible disappointment. Well, see you at noon.
04:11Please, Yimmy.
04:14We'd better get started.
04:41May I present Retroville's greatest hero, El Magnifico.
04:49I feel super.
04:52Okay, El Magnifico. The school bus is teetering on the edge of the cliff. They need your help.
04:59El Magnifico will put an end to their teeter.
05:02The gravity gloves are working.
05:06Hi, Jimmy. Mr. Estevez.
05:08Wow, Mr. Estevez, you look different. Did you trim your mustache?
05:13I am El Magnifico.
05:16I'm giving Sheen's dad a super-powered suit for 24 hours so Sheen will respect him more.
05:21Carl, would you step to the side?
05:23No, the other way.
05:25Carl, look out!
05:28Well, my new laser elbows appear to function properly.
05:35Maybe I should come along tomorrow just to be safe.
05:38Carl, I could use your help.
05:40Uncover your eyes, Carl! You can't even see where you're going!
05:49So why was it so important we go to the zoo again?
05:53Uh, I thought you should see the zebras, uh, cause it's striping season.
05:59Okay, Carl. We're almost ready for the rendezvous with El Magnifico.
06:06The suit's at full power. Mr. Estevez, are you ready?
06:09I know none of this, Mr. Estevez, for I am El Magnifico!
06:15Carl, open the gate.
06:17Right.
06:18Oh, look, Sheen! That zebra's getting ready to stripe!
06:23What? How can you tell?
06:28Wait a minute. Isn't striping season in the spring?
06:31Zebra-peed!
06:35Did someone say zebra-peed?
06:40You should be careful, son. Zebras can be fierce during striping season.
06:45You have got superpowers!
06:52Why didn't you show me your powers before?
06:54Superpowers are like the giant clam. Giant and clam-like.
06:58Yet so very shy.
07:01I don't understand, but I like it!
07:04Now activate the chainsaw charge.
07:10Help! Danger!
07:12This tree is about to fall and crush us!
07:15Man, this zoo is deadly today.
07:17Stand aside. El Magnifico will save you from this malevolent tree.
07:27My dad saved us again! He's the coolest!
07:30I'm glad I'm able to make you proud, son.
07:33Proud? You're like my total idol!
07:36What about Ultra Lord?
07:38Ultra who?
07:42Help! Danger!
07:44Say, the cart is running away, then take the brake off. Can you hear me?
07:48The Art-Oning-Way!
07:52The Art-Oning-Way!
07:54Oh, the signal's getting electrical interference!
08:00The Igno-Ed-In-Ectrical-Erance!
08:04Hey, Dad, while Carl goes crazy, can I see some more powers?
08:08Why not? I'm feeling quite... peppy.
08:11Huh? Hey, where are they going? That's not part of the plan!
08:19Oh, no! Mr. Estevez is depleting the suit's batteries!
08:25Hey, Dad, we can't let that alligator eat that defenseless duck!
08:32Right you are, son!
08:34Out, vile reptile!
08:36Taste anti-gravity, scaly one!
08:40Ay-ay-ay, having a little, uh, technical difficulty.
08:46Uh, Dad, you might want to fly us out of here now!
08:49Uh, yes, of course!
08:51Jimmy, help! Come in, Jimmy!
08:55Hey, what's going on here?
08:56And why is Carl Connors watching Jimmy?
08:58Oh, um, well, you see, I...
09:00It's all right, Carlos.
09:01Son, I have something to tell you.
09:04Your friend, Jimmy, made this suit for me.
09:06I don't really have the superpowers.
09:08I pretended to be a Magnifico
09:10because I felt like you loved Ultralord more than me.
09:14What? Don't be silly, Dad.
09:16I love you with my dying breath.
09:18What should be in about 30 seconds!
09:23Wait a moment. An air vent!
09:25Oh, I'll never fit through there.
09:27We are not going to fit.
09:29We are going to fight.
09:34He's about your height, dark hair,
09:36and, oh, yeah, covered in armored metal plating.
09:39So, Carl, scary beast distraction plan number 87?
09:42Okay.
09:44Yeah!
09:48Uh-huh.
09:49Uh-huh.
09:50Uh-huh.
09:51Uh-huh.
09:52Uh-huh.
09:53Uh-huh.
09:54Uh-huh.
09:55Here we are.
09:56Thermostat controls.
09:57Uh-huh.
09:58Uh-huh.
09:59Uh-huh.
10:00Uh-huh.
10:01Uh-huh.
10:02Must A-flat always spell our dim?
10:05Uh-huh.
10:06Uh-huh.
10:07Uh-huh.
10:08Uh-huh.
10:09Uh-huh.
10:10Are you a durable compression accelerator?
10:11Security!
10:12We have an unauthorized alligator feeding!
10:15Here you go, beast.
10:16Feel the climate-altering power of air conditioning!
10:21Yeah!
10:22Air-conditioning has certainly made this environment more.
10:34Blessing.
10:35Wow.
10:36Dad, you stopped the gator using just your regular powers.
10:40That was brilliant, Mr. E.
10:42Yes.
10:43Vicious, cold-blooded reptiles aren't so tough when they lose their body heat.
10:47Did you learn that in our conditioning school?
10:49I'm just sorry I put you both in danger.
10:51No, I thank you, Jimmy, for helping me compete with Ultralord.
10:55Ultralord may be a superhero, but you're a super dad!
10:59Thank you, son.
11:01Come, young ones. The ice cream is on.
11:03El Magnifico!
11:05Don't stomp on me! I'm a zebra!
11:10Carl, that bit is over. Give it a rest.
11:21Hello, Retroville!
11:35William Willoughby here at the annual pet show with my co-host, Corky Shimatsu!
11:39Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy!
11:41I am super wild excited to be here and see who will be the next pet superstar!
11:46Ooh, there's sassy Cindy Vortex and her English bulldog, Humphrey!
11:51You're the dog. You're the dog.
11:53And, oh my, there's the super brainy Jimmy Neutron and the shiny fantastic Goddard!
11:57Fuse check, Goddard!
12:03Oh, the tension is unbearable.
12:05Let's kick things off with Retroville's favorite bully boy, Mr. Butch Pekoski!
12:09This is my Japanese fighting fish, Yoko.
12:12Very impressive, Butch!
12:14One question, shouldn't he be in the water?
12:16I'll be right back!
12:19Me next! Me next!
12:20Say hello to Tito, the dancing worm!
12:24Watch closely as he does the twist, the macarena, and the funky chicken!
12:31This worm is not moving.
12:32Uh, he's taking a nap.
12:34He was up late last night rehearsing.
12:36There he goes! Dance, Tito! Dance!
12:39Yeah, nice try, Shane.
12:41Next!
12:42Wait, keep watching!
12:43He's gonna turn into a butterfly or an eagle or something!
12:45Hey, this is my pet llama!
12:49I'm Larry the Llama and I love you!
12:52Shh! Not here, Larry!
12:54Weezer, it's just a toy!
12:56No, it's not! I've raised him since he was only...
12:59You're my best friend!
13:03As I was saying...
13:06It's Bulby time!
13:07Bulby win contest with Yuri the Musical Club!
13:10Five, eight, two, twelve!
13:15Oh, my eyes!
13:16I'm winning this contest, Neutron!
13:18Yeah, you're a cinch to take most boring pet of the year!
13:21Cindy Vortex, show us your super-crazy pooch!
13:24Humphrey, sit!
13:25Roll over!
13:26Speak!
13:27Wow, never seen a dog do that before!
13:28Sing!
13:29Sing?
13:30Sing?
13:31He doesn't faina my little bones here...
13:32He doesn't nab my invisible bones here...
13:40Yeah!
13:41He doesn't immunize my little bones...
13:42It's got a tick.
13:43Will...
13:44Everyature, no...
13:45No see!
13:46...mansing Wei!
13:47Andy, get Faina's Fury!
13:48I can't!
13:49Can't ride made my little...
13:50tout!
13:51But he doesn't nabto.
13:52Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta—
13:55That was my mother's favorite song.
14:02Incredible!
14:04How would the one called Jimmy Neutron follow that canine classic?
14:07Goddard, play.
14:15Sit.
14:17Roll over.
14:18No contest!
14:25The best pet award goes to Goddard and his owner, Jimmy Neutron.
14:30Wait a minute! Stop the proceedings!
14:32He can't win! Goddard's a robot!
14:34It's a pet show! Goddard's my pet!
14:36Pets are animals! Goddard's just a fancy machine!
14:39Like Larry the Llama?
14:41Let's have tea in my room.
14:43Shh!
14:44Willie, consult rulebook why I dazzle everyone with my newly whitened tea.
14:51Robot dog.
14:57Ah, rule 27-J.
14:59Robot dogs are not considered real pets.
15:02Goddard is disqualified.
15:04The winner is Cindy Vortex and her dog, Humphrey.
15:08Don't take this the wrong way, Neutron.
15:10But, ha! In your face!
15:12Ooh, that stings.
15:13Jimmy Neutron is now feeling super-shamed.
15:20Aw, don't worry, Goddard.
15:21It was just a stupid pet show trophy.
15:23But, Jimmy, it was big and shiny
15:25and it represented all that's good in the universe.
15:27Oh!
15:29Sheen, don't make Goddard feel bad.
15:31It's not his fault he's not a real dog,
15:33so he couldn't win that cool trophy.
15:36Jimmy, we'd love to console you in this time of great disappointment,
15:39but Cindy's throwing a party to celebrate!
15:43Hey, Neutron, this'd be yours if you had a real dog!
15:52Ooh!
15:53Come on over, Jimmy!
15:55This party's the bomb!
15:56She's got little weenies!
15:59And a real dog!
16:04Can't win!
16:05Goddard's a robot!
16:06This'd be yours if you had a real dog!
16:09Robot dogs are not considered real pets.
16:12Pets are animals!
16:13Goddard's just a fancy machine!
16:15Not a real dog!
16:16Not a real dog!
16:18Not a real dog!
16:19Ooh!
16:20Ooh!
16:21Not a real dog!
16:22Not a real dog!
16:24Not a real dog!
16:25Ooh!
16:27Hey, Goddard, do you want to go...
16:43Huh?
16:43Oh, you're a real dog.
16:46Oh, you're a real dog.
16:47I'm a real dog.
16:48I'm a real dog.
16:50I'm a real dog.
16:51You're a real dog.
16:52Well, you're a real dog.
16:53I'm a real dog.
16:54Hey, Goddard, do you want to go...
16:56Huh?
16:58He left me a note in binary code.
17:01Better translate.
17:04Dear Master, sorry I let you down.
17:08You'd be better off with a real dog like everyone says,
17:11your ex-pet, Goddard.
17:13He ran away!
17:14Access Goddard tracking device!
17:17He decommissioned his tracking device!
17:19Goddard!
17:24Gasp!
17:28Ooh.
17:32Ayy! Ayy! Ayy! Ayy! Ayy! Ayy!
17:35Oh.
17:39Hey, awesome dog.
17:41Go get it!
17:46Evil looks among us!
17:48Oh
17:50Oh
18:14Jimmy Jimmy very is that's a tree. Sorry. Oh
18:19Oh, there he is. That's another tree. There. Yeah. Oh, nope. That's a tree. That's miss foul
18:25Hmm, maybe that optometrist was right. We've got to find Goddard before something bad happens to him like what?
18:33I don't even want to think about it. I do he could be blown up or turn into a monster robot or so for spare parts
18:44My poor babies
18:49Put your baby on a wild robot dog. You're going down mama. I didn't put him on it
18:54And the dog grabbed my baby
18:56All right calm down. I'll call the air force and we'll blow him out of the sky
19:00You can't do that. My baby's on that thing boy. There's just no pleasing you is it
19:06I don't get to have any fun
19:19I think I can track Goddard sonically by locking in on his sonar band frequency
19:24I was just gonna suggest that do you know what he's talking about never do never will
19:28But daddy wouldn't let me have a dog
19:32So what kind of music do you like?
19:34I got hip-hop, jazz, show tunes
19:36Oh
19:37Blues, you got it
19:39Got a mad dog for you pitch. Need to put him D-O-W-N-E
19:52That isn't a dog it's a robot. Take him to the recycling plant
19:56And where exactly would that be?
20:02Oh, don't feel bad. Why you might be turned into a soda can and someday I may drink out of you
20:11Tail up! Straighten your back! Less drooling! Don't make mama mad!
20:15Pet of the year. Isn't he perfect?
20:23Freak, no!
20:26Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
20:27Huh?
20:28Huh?
20:32Oh, no!
20:35It's Goddard!
20:36Rescue mode!
20:38Back on me!
20:46Looks like my fancy machine saved your life, Vortex
20:49Uh, Neutron
20:51I hate to say this, but I... but...
20:54What?
20:55Thanks for inventing an amazing dog
20:56Goddard's the coolest pet in the world
20:57Goddard's the coolest pet in the world
20:58I'm bitter and unhappy unless others are suffering
21:00Stop me when you hear something you like
21:02Never mind!
21:03Come on, you mangy mutt
21:04Ooh, ooh, there he is! I found him!
21:08Hey everybody, here's Goddard! Right here, look!
21:10For extraordinary courage in saving the life of the annoying blonde girl
21:18I award the Retroville Trophy of Honor to...
21:22Goddard!
21:23A true hero, a true pet, and card sardin' a true dog
21:29Hey, Tito just saved my life! Can I get a trophy too?
21:33You're way too near me
21:35Bold me make Yuri play celebration song!
21:38Kick it, Yuri!
21:42Ah! My eyes!
21:43Okay, this isn't funny anymore!
21:45Not that it was funny before!
21:47Alright, maybe the first time, but much less so the second time
21:50And now it's really getting tiresome and very painful!
22:20and then it's a nice day
22:30Oooh!
22:34Hola! Soy Pablo!
22:38Got a blast!
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