- 7/3/2025
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00:30Gentlemen, ready to test the new improved Robo-Walker with hydrosonic dance moves?
00:40Jimmy, how come you want your Robo-Walker to do funky dance moves and get down with its
00:45bad self, yo?
00:46Cause I'm entering the International Cyborg Dance Competition being held in downtown...
00:51What the heck just happened?
00:55I guess Jimmy mailed himself to downtown...
00:58Welcome back to BTSO Headquarters, Agent Neutron.
01:05Commander Baker, you know, you could just call me.
01:08Too risky, Neutron, we have an assignment for you.
01:12Okay, which one of you clowns put that in?
01:17I have no idea.
01:19This is ridiculous.
01:20Beautiful Gorgeous, who you helped put in prison has just been released for good behavior
01:24after serving two weeks of her 45-year sentence.
01:27She got out 45 years early?
01:30She was very good.
01:32Anyway, since she's the daughter of your arch-nemesis, Professor Calamitous, and criminal corpuscles
01:39run in her cold, heartless veins, I want you to trail her and see what she's up to.
01:44Why aren't you using your top agent, Jet Fusion?
01:46Well, that's what we say.
01:47I know, right?
01:48He never listens to me.
01:49No murmuring.
01:50Agent Fusion's on vacation.
01:52Can we count on your help?
01:53I don't know.
01:55I'm prepared to cry and beg.
01:57I'll take the case.
01:59Good.
02:00When Beautiful Gorgeous was in prison, we inserted a tracking device in her brain that should help you locate her.
02:05Is that legal?
02:07Uh, yes.
02:09Oh, look.
02:10A spy satellite.
02:11Where?
02:12Good luck, Neutron.
02:17Thanks for letting us come along on another top-secret mission, Jimmy.
02:21Uh, it wouldn't be as fun without you guys.
02:23That's for sure.
02:24We're Spy Guys!
02:26We look fresh!
02:27Jimmy's dead!
02:29Each pace!
02:31Carl, this is a top-secret spy mission, not a musical!
02:34Well, can we make it a spy musical?
02:36Now!
02:37I've tracked Beautiful Gorgeous to Spinelli's Tuxedo Emporium.
02:41There she is!
02:43As beautiful and gorgeous as ever.
02:47Jet Fusion?
02:49As big and handsome as ever.
02:52Beautiful's trying to strangle Jet!
02:55Let's move, Spaz!
02:57All this!
02:58You're here, Spaz!
02:59Gooe!
03:00We're here, Spaz!
03:01Noooo!
03:08Jimi Neutron?
03:09Jack, she was trying to strangle you!
03:12She was just tying my bow tie on you gotta wear a tuxedo when you get hitched
03:29huh who's the lucky gal that would be me congratulate us Jimmy we're getting
03:35married married you and beautiful gorgeous but Jet she tried to annihilate us on Mount Everest
03:45she's your mortal enemy well that's all ancient history now she's my little snooki who comes
03:50isn't she isn't she what bizarre unfathomable universe have we entered being in jail those
03:57long two weeks change as a person Jimmy I was tired of being evil and when I got out I went
04:04to apologize to Jet fell in love well congratulations as president of Estevez weddings are us I can
04:11videotape your wedding and get you the greatest singer in the world my girlfriend Libby Jetty
04:16kins weren't you going to ask Jimmy something that's right Jimmy I'd like you to be my best
04:22man me well you are the one who brought us together and we're so grateful well we must
04:30be off lots to do see you later best man got a jet oh I love it when she says that call me mr.
04:38skeptical but I'm not buying this for one second she's up to something I concur mr. skeptic girl
04:44once evil always evil she's a witch that tells ya burner burner she's settled I've got to tell
04:51commander Baker about this and I don't think he'll take it very well Jet is marrying beautiful gorgeous
04:58what bizarre unfathomable universe have we entered that's what I said I know she has something evil
05:06planned and I'm gonna find out what's going on good Jimmy I'm glad you're on the case we're on the case
05:11too commander hi I'm Carol gentlemen we're going to keep around-the-clock watch on beautiful gorgeous
05:19ah do yeah all right Jimmy this is boring they're just making Google eyes at each other yeah I can
05:34watch my parents do that at home thanks for that visual I love you my little bootiful gorgeous
05:42gorgeous pumpkin pie oh my little jetty ready for she was he oh that's disgusting you'll never see me
05:50acting a fool over some pretty girl hey she how do you like my impersonation of an Alaskan timber
06:01wolf for Wednesday's nature assignment looks pretty good I'll work on your house no pop so Libby you
06:06want to sing a jet and Bee Gees wedding regular rate cash up front no checks or credit cards and
06:12ask Cindy she'll videotape it Jimmy she's using a laser beam on jet
06:31jet she's a beautiful but evil vixen whose middle name is danger beautiful danger gorgeous fusion she was
06:41trying to laser you with a laser we were just engraving our wedding rings oh right yeah well sorry we'll see
06:52later she's a witch I tells ya burn her burn her burn her oh this could get dangerous if beautiful
07:09tries anything we may have to get our hands dirty that's okay I always carry sanitary wipes maybe we
07:15should call the AMSFS for backup what you never heard of the atomic monkey special forces squad train
07:22monkeys dedicated to fighting crime and pursuing justice wherever and whenever they are called upon
07:27no you know jet I've never told anyone this before but you know what I've always wanted to be ever since
07:35I was a little girl oh oh one of those people that puts those little plastic tips on the end of
07:39shoelaces how did you know hey garçon can we get some nachos and buffalo wings over here sheen we
07:48can't attract attention to ourselves wait we know you from somewhere no we're not go away but we want
08:02you to write the graph get out of the way
08:05gah
08:09Jeff watch out
08:11hey what are you doing saving your life again she was trying to practice cutting the wedding cake at the
08:24reception anything wrong with that Jimmy uh well no I guess not unless there's a
08:32bomb in the cake the only thing dangerous in this cake is the 20,000 calories
08:37unlikely story
08:39apparently it was a likely story Jimmy I know this all seems strange but I love beautiful she's left the
08:51whole villainous thing behind I really have changed Jimmy please believe me I'm in love with her kid I
09:00want to be with her till the day I die I swear on the big book of spirals okay I I guess I was wrong sorry beautiful so what do I do as best man very simple when commander Baker asks who has the ring you just say I have the ring okay well I'll see you at the wedding but I want cake
09:22goodbye donkey boys
09:24la la la la la la la
09:26guess they really are in love
09:28duh she's beautiful and gorgeous
09:30yeah she's almost as pretty as your mu
09:33we're spies we're three guys we don't have hearts but we're spies
09:41jettikens I have a very important question to ask you ask away my little bucket of love
09:48do you think we should have these kind of candies at the reception
09:52funny-looking candy looks like a strange rotating disc that hit my
09:57ah
09:59listen to me closely the next person who says I have the ring destroy them
10:05ah
10:20well jet in about an hour you'll be a married secret agent movie star action sports guy
10:25yeah well thanks for meeting me here guys I have to admit I'm a little nervous
10:29hey Jimmy are you nervous about being best man why what's the big deal eyes
10:34got to do a say I have the ring
10:40got Nonlethal ́‚¼
10:44good
10:46God
10:54okay kid
10:55Must be pre-wetting nerves
10:58Would you guys excuse me? I need to do some best man things
11:08Um, Mr. Fusion, do you know the spy song?
11:15No, and I don't think I want to but you can sing it cuz you're a spy
11:25When you can poke in your eye, or when Jimmy's mom says goodbye
11:36Something is rotten in retroville and I think I know who's behind it
11:48A wedding dress and a morning gown. I can't wait to wear them on the same day
11:56Jimmy didn't your mother teach you to knock? Okay gorgeous. Tell me what you're up to and I mean now
12:01Why Jimmy whatever could you be talking about?
12:04Jet just attacked Sheen and I think you're behind it as an agent of the BTS. Oh, I'm taking you into custody for questioning
12:11Is that a hypno ray could be all right? You've got me. I knew I couldn't outsmart someone like you just let me get my
12:18I
12:22Know you hadn't changed. I was born bad and beautiful and I'll stay that way too bad. You'll only enjoy my evilness for a few hours
12:31Why are we going to see beautiful gorgeous? I gotta ask her if it's okay to play the ultra-lord theme song when she walks down the aisle
12:44So what's your evil plan this time beautiful I might as well tell you since you have a starring role when you say I
12:57Have the ring at the wedding jet will attack you in front of all those witnesses
13:02You'll be eliminated jet will go to jail for it and I'll have rid the world of the two best crime fighters alive
13:08Hello slight problem. How am I supposed to go to the wedding if I'm locked up way ahead of you?
13:13I'll just erase the last 30 minutes of your memory with this
13:16You'll forget everything
13:28What am I doing here?
13:33Hey, I gotta get to the wedding
13:35This really is the happiest day of my life
13:40Bust it beautiful we heard everything give up and we'll go easy on you
13:44Yeah, please
13:46Come and get me boys
13:53You were saying how about two out of three no way too bad. You're gonna miss the wedding. It's one jet and Jimmy will never forget
14:05That laugh could get annoying
14:15So new chance the best man yeah more like best nerd I bet he'll look like
14:20oh
14:30James hey Cindy hey sin put your eyes back in your head and let's get to work
14:36I
14:41Can't believe it Neutron looks
14:44Handsome
14:45Oh, no, it's gonna be on the tape wait everybody technical difficulties gotta rewind
14:52Okay
14:54Who gives this gorgeous woman to be wed I her father professor finbar calamitous evil genius an innocent victim currently rotting in jail for a crime
15:16I did not commit
15:19Do
15:21Now Jets gonna attack Jimmy and we'll miss the wedding
15:27No, we won't I'll call the atomic monkeys special forces squad
15:31Oh
15:36Even someone like me who believes in fairies leprechauns and pixies knows there's no such thing as
15:41Oh
15:56Oh you one and you owe someone an apology sorry colonel mcswain
16:03Come on, we've got a wedding to stop
16:06dearly beloved friends assorted secret agents
16:12Hurry up
16:13We gotta get to the church before jimmy says i have the ring
16:18Dang it it's the annual retrofiel marching band parade
16:29We are gathered here today to join this secret agent and this reformed villainous in matrimony
16:36hurry we gotta save jimmy
16:41Dang it it's the annual retrofiel giant band festival
16:48In sickness and in health for richer for poorer in the summer when it's all humid outside
16:55We're not gonna make it to the wedding on time
16:58Hey isn't that the annual retroville skateboard festival and there's nick attempting a dangerous move
17:05I broke my leg on monday tuesday wednesday thursday can we speed this up
17:16Excuse me miss impatient pants
17:19Man that church is far away
17:22And now it's time to exchange rings it's about time best man
17:29Which side do we sit on groom or bride
17:31Do you have the ring yes i have jimmy no what what what jimmy don't say you have the ring
17:40Sheen it's not you have the ring it's i have the ring okay i have the ring no
17:46I knew he'd get cold feet what's going on beautiful guards is hematized jet
17:56To attack whoever says i have the ring yeah so he threw away with you yeah and he'd go to jail
18:02That might but eliminating two of her enemies
18:06I knew she was bad quick everybody say i have the ring uh i have the ring
18:13i have the ring
18:16i have the ring
18:18i have the ring no yes i have the ring stop it i have the ring right here everybody
18:26i have the ring
18:28hey assistant
18:40i have the ring yes i have the ring
18:43i have the ring right here
18:46let's shake it
18:46i have the ring
18:48yes i have the ring
18:50i have the ring right here
18:54i have a ring
18:57I have a ring right here
19:03I have a ring
19:05Yes, I have a ring
19:07I have a ring right here
19:10You people are ruining everything
19:13Oh, my beautiful plan
19:16Jet, he needs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
19:23No, I'm awake, I'm fine
19:29No need
19:29Commander Baker, arrest that bride
19:32Gotta go, enjoy the buffet
19:35Not so fast, beautiful
19:39Man, talk about fear of commitment
19:48Thanks, guys
19:49You saved my life
19:50You're welcome
19:51Hey, CB, do we get some medals?
19:53I always carry some with me, just in case
19:56That's what I was talking about
19:58Honorary spy
20:00I'm an honorary spy
20:03And I have a
20:05Well, Jimmy, you were right
20:08My fiance was a big, fat liar
20:11Yep, beautiful on the outside
20:13Pure evil on the inside
20:15Can you get me out of this jet?
20:19We'd make a great team, you and I
20:21Sorry, beautiful
20:22Game called on account of jail
20:24I'm proud of you, jet
20:26Yeah, spies like me are better off alone, kid
20:30Anyway, in a few days, beautiful will just be a distant memory
20:33A tiny pothole on the road of life
20:36Who am I kidding?
20:38Call me when you get out, beautiful
20:39Write me every day
20:41I'll wait for you, baby
20:42I think we all learned something very important today
21:01Once a crook, always a crook
21:02Clothes make the man
21:03The Atomic Monkey Special Forces Squad rules
21:06No, we learned that we can all sing pretty darn well
21:09Except she
21:10Aw, man
21:11Hit us again, Libby
21:14One, two, three, four
21:16We all can sing
21:18Yes, we all can sing
21:20We all can sing except she
21:22What? I can sing?
21:24We all can sing
21:25I can sing?
21:26Yes, we all can sing
21:27I do it all the time in the show
21:28We all can sing except she
21:30I'm real good at singing
21:31We all can sing
21:32Why you guys doing it?
21:34Yes, we all can sing
21:34It's everything
21:35We all can sing except she
21:38Come on, guys
21:39We all can sing
21:40Stop the music
21:41We all can sing
21:42I'm not listening on the cynics show
21:44La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
21:50That is all
22:12Line
22:34Got a blast
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