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00:00Notice that despite his struggling, he remains outside my zone of vulnerability.
00:20Okay, thanks.
00:21Whoa!
00:22Okay, for our next lesson...
00:24Yeah, the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard.
00:26Well, nobody cares what you think, Neutron.
00:28Besides, I'm telling you, you can see it.
00:30No, you can't.
00:31Yes, you can.
00:32Hey, will you keep it down?
00:33I'm teaching future bullies over here.
00:35No, I'm telling you that you can't see the equator.
00:37Just in unpopulated areas, like the Pacific Ocean.
00:40You're wrong.
00:41The equator's invisible, and apparently so is your brain.
00:43Well, at least my head doesn't need its own time zone.
00:45Why do you have to go there?
00:47Because it's funny, you know it is.
00:49All this arguing's making me tense.
00:52Just a little longer, Carl.
00:53Our adventure should start any minute.
00:55What adventure?
00:57You'll think.
00:58I'm telling you, you can see the equator in the Pacific Ocean.
01:01No, you can't.
01:02But I guess I'll just have to take you there to prove it.
01:04To the hovercart!
01:06What? I'm happy.
01:12No, I only have enough fun fuel for a few hours,
01:14so we'll have to keep the humiliation short.
01:16Okay, I'll just demand an apology instead of a full-on grovel.
01:19Yeah, okay, I meant your humiliation.
01:20Not after I prove you wrong.
01:22Oh, we will see about that.
01:23Okay, then.
01:24What's wrong, Libby?
01:25Is anyone else getting a little tired of Jimmy and Cindy's love-hate thing?
01:28Well, what do you mean?
01:29You know, the way they argue to master true feelings for each other.
01:32Eh, hold up.
01:33You mean when they argue that means they love each other?
01:36Exactly.
01:37Oh, so when Jimmy says he hates when I sneeze on his experiments, he loves it?
01:42And when Cindy says she'd love me to stay 100 feet away from her at all times,
01:46she wants me to stand right next to her?
01:49You know what?
01:50Forget I mentioned it.
01:52Oh, I'm so gonna prove you wrong.
01:54You know what? If I was ever wrong, I'd admit it.
01:56That would make me right, right?
01:58There, the exact coordinates of the equator.
02:00There's nothing down there. Can we go now?
02:02Okay, wait. Um, I think there's something over there.
02:05Yeah, right. Give it up.
02:06What's the matter?
02:07Afraid to look and see that I'm right?
02:09Fine, let me put on the autopilot.
02:11Okay, where?
02:13Right there.
02:14That's the sun's reflection.
02:16No, not there. Move your head. It's casting a shadow.
02:19Careful, you guys.
02:20That's a school of tuna.
02:21No, not there. There.
02:23Where?
02:24Right over there.
02:25Whoa!
02:31Oh, no!
02:33Sheen, stop the hovercar.
02:35Right.
02:36I can't. It's on autopilot.
02:38Well, take it off.
02:40I'll save you guys!
02:43So high.
02:45So very high.
02:48It's no use.
02:49We're stuck on autopilot.
02:50What are we gonna do?
02:52Guys!
02:53Follow the sound of my voice.
02:55You can't stop the funk.
02:57Your mama can't stop the funk.
02:59Uh-uh, uh-uh.
03:00Your grandma can't stop the funk.
03:01Uh-uh.
03:02You can't stop the funk.
03:03Libby.
03:04Huh?
03:05Not that I don't like your song at all, but...
03:06I know.
03:07You're right, Carl.
03:08I'm afraid it's hopeless.
03:09No!
03:10I won't give up.
03:11Did Lewis and Clark give up?
03:12Did Charles Lindbergh give up?
03:14Did Charles Lindbergh give up?
03:15Did Saul Hoffnitz give up?
03:16Who's Saul Hoffnitz?
03:17I give up.
03:18The point is, I'm not going back to retroville without Jimmy and Cindy.
03:21I'm gonna turn off that autopilot that has to tear out every piece of equipment in air!
03:23It...
03:24Uh!
03:25Okay.
03:26Uh!
03:27Uh!
03:28That's the best!
03:29Uh!
03:30Uh!
03:31Uh!
03:32Uh!
03:33Uh!
03:35Uh!
03:36Uh!
03:37Uh!
03:38Uh!
03:39Uh!
03:40Uh!
03:41Uh!
03:43Uh!
03:44Uh!
03:45Uh!
03:46Uh!
03:47Uh!
03:48Uh!
03:49Uh!
03:50Uh!
03:51I said, be quiet!
03:53Burglar, step away from the vehicle.
03:55Burglar!
04:11We made it, Cindy. We're alive.
04:13Not for long. My mom's gonna murder me when she hears I ditched school.
04:17School?
04:18Oh, great. Look at these clothes.
04:20The salt water's already fading the colors.
04:22Cindy, I don't think you understand.
04:24Oh, no!
04:25Watch my piano lesson.
04:27Neutron, if I'm not back by 4.30, I'm in big trouble.
04:30Cindy, listen to me.
04:32We're on an uncharted island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean,
04:35and the only people who know we're here are flying away from us at 100 miles per hour.
04:39We may never be found.
04:45There. I've disabled the autopilot. We have our steering back.
04:49Wow, I didn't know you knew anything about electrical engineering.
04:53I don't. But while I was yanking on all those wires, I found the autopilot's off button.
04:57So now we go back and save Jimmy!
04:59And Cindy!
05:00As soon as we turn the hover car...
05:02That way!
05:03That way!
05:04Uh, okay.
05:06Uh, one, two, three.
05:08That way!
05:09Wanna try best four out of seven?
05:13Great! Unbelievable! Of all the people to be stranded on a desert island with, I end up with you!
05:19Well, you wouldn't exactly crack my top ten! I'd rather be stranded with Attila the Hun!
05:23Well, I'd rather be stranded with Crazy Louie the Vagrant!
05:26At least he could use his good tooth to open coconuts!
05:28Oh, like you'd last a day here without my science skills!
05:31Oh, oh, oh! You mean the ones that got us into this mess?
05:33Well, if you feel that way, maybe we should make separate camps!
05:36Well, maybe we should!
05:37Yeah! Yeah!
05:38Fine! Fine!
05:39I got us into this mess?
05:41She'll be begging for my help before Sunday!
05:44Oh, oh, oh, oh!
05:47I accept your nomination as mayor of Donkey Town!
05:50Oh, how pathetic!
05:53He's lost without his precious lab!
05:56Ooh!
05:57Check it out, Neutron!
05:59Looks like Miss Wooden't last a day!
06:01Just scored lunch for a week!
06:03Wah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
06:05Wah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
06:07Neutron, do something!
06:09Hmm, what would Crazy Louie do?
06:11Oh, that's right, he'd open coconuts with his tooth!
06:14Wah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
06:16Just give him the bananas!
06:17Wah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
06:21Oh, uh, monkey, cheese, rabies, uh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
06:26Look, Cindy, I'm not any happier about this than you are,
06:29but if we're going to be stuck here together,
06:31together we shouldn't squander our energy fighting so what do you say truce
06:36truce good now we'd better head inland and look for fresh water oh and one more
06:43thing okay we're pretty close to where Jimmy and Cindy went over so let's split
06:52up tasks okay I'll navigate Carl you monitor the gauges and I'll sing festive
06:57search party songs to raise our spirits no you scan the ocean for Cindy and Jimmy
07:02that works too we've been hiking for hours can't we rest for a minute no we
07:13have to find a spring while it's still daylight a person can only go 96 hours
07:17without water well there must be water here somewhere what else could keep
07:21these plants alive what is it Venus flytrap really big right yeah well
07:35thanks for us saving my life no problem carry on
07:51Jimmy are um giant spider webs made by giant spiders I don't know but I'd rather
08:06not hang around to play out feel the drop in temperature Cindy I think there may be
08:14water nearby Cindy you probably knew that okay don't worry I'll save you
08:29ginseng the Chinese use ginseng as a natural muscle relaxant and since it's
08:34snagy the one big muscle hey ugly you want a piece of me is that the best you can do I've seen scarier puppy dogs
08:43Neutron you saved my life we may still be in danger snakes tend to live in
08:56packs
08:58when
08:59if we get off this island alive it'll be a miracle get off the island I just want to live till sundown
09:12we've got to jump jump are you crazy it's 100 feet of the water
09:26you're saying lovely day for a swim
09:37ah the sea whose water grows our gardens whose electric eels light our homes whose jellyfish fill our jelly doughnuts
09:45sheen none of those things do any of those things hey you try staying awake staring at a stupid ocean
09:50what's that sound Carl you're supposed to watch our readings I am they're fine well what's the fuel gauge say it's fine it's on e for engorged with
10:04you know what just go back to the screaming
10:10you know what just go back to the screaming
10:18is everybody okay well i'm a little concerned that we're stranded in the middle of the ocean calm down sheen don't tell me to calm down this is all your fault anybody with a brain knows e stands for
10:31help yourself to some gas does not guys does so guys does not guys this isn't helping now we need to get through this we just need a strategy
10:38Libby's right kiss up now we're gonna need protein right so let's cut to the chase who's eating who who's eating whom that's it
10:45Help yourself to some gas.
10:48Does not.
10:48Guys.
10:49Does so.
10:49Guys.
10:50Does not.
10:50Does so.
10:51Guys, this isn't helping.
10:53Now, we need to get through this.
10:54We just need a strategy.
10:56Libby's right.
10:57Kiss up.
10:58Now, we're going to need protein.
11:00Right, so let's cut to the chase.
11:01Who's eating who?
11:02Who's eating whom?
11:03That's it.
11:04Plus for that, I'm eating you.
11:05Not if I eat you first.
11:06I'll eat you in your sleep.
11:08You better not.
11:09I'm going to chill down on both of you if you don't keep quiet.
11:12She's right.
11:13At least we're in a boat.
11:15Jimmy and Cindy have been treading water for hours.
11:18Poor guy.
11:23Hey, Cindy, check it out.
11:33Excellent form.
11:35You win a guava mango smoothie.
11:38You're welcome.
11:39You know, I hate to say it, Jimmy,
11:41but aside from the man-eating plants,
11:43giant spiders and vicious snakes,
11:46um, this isn't so bad.
11:48It seems like if we stay out of the denser parts of the jungle,
11:51we should be fun-
11:52Did you just call me Jimmy?
11:54Well, that is your name.
11:56I know.
11:56I just didn't know you knew.
11:58I thought you thought it was
11:59Neutroid or Speutron or King Cranium or Frankenhead.
12:03I know.
12:04I know.
12:05Jimmy, why do you think we always fight back home?
12:07Oh, that's easy.
12:08Because, well, maybe because...
12:11Huh.
12:13I don't remember.
12:14I don't either.
12:15I mean, I know I'm not supposed to like you,
12:17but being here on this island,
12:19away from school and grades and peer pressure,
12:21it makes me realize how ridiculous that is.
12:24You're a really cool person.
12:26Really?
12:30I've sort of been thinking the same thing about you.
12:34Really?
12:36Jimmy, if I had to be stranded on a deserted island with anybody,
12:40I'm glad it's you.
12:42Me too.
12:44Um, Cindy, if you're not doing anything tomorrow,
12:48well, do you think you might want to,
12:50I don't know, hang out together?
12:53Hmm, I may have to move some appointments around,
12:57but what the heck, I accept.
12:59Woo-hoo!
13:09Hungry?
13:10All hope fading.
13:12Promise to remember me, Lippy.
13:14Sheen, it's only been a few...
13:16Promise me!
13:16I promise!
13:18Carl, I've loved you like a brother,
13:20and I know you felt the same.
13:23Hmm?
13:24Oh, yeah.
13:25Mm-hmm.
13:26Best friend.
13:27Hey!
13:28Are you eating something?
13:29Mm-mm!
13:30Yes, you are, you little fink!
13:31What are you eating?
13:32Hand it over!
13:33I never did like you!
13:35Oh, good thing!
13:36Don't allow her!
13:37Give it to me!
13:37Sheen, don't do that!
13:38Give it to me!
13:39Stop it!
13:39Ah-ha!
13:40Carl!
13:41I was gonna share,
13:42but I ate one,
13:43and it was so good,
13:44so I ate four more,
13:46and I...
13:46I...
13:47I'm a terrible person!
13:49You got that right!
13:51Get his legs, Libby!
13:52No!
13:53Sheen, you can't throw a car overboard!
13:55How?
13:56Why not?
13:57Because he might have more food on him!
13:58Ah!
13:59Come on, you can't walk!
14:01Guys!
14:04Did you hear that?
14:04Yeah, it wasn't me!
14:07It's an ocean liner!
14:08Try to get their attention!
14:09But they're so far away!
14:11Jimmy must keep a flare in the hover car!
14:13Look around!
14:15Maybe this is it!
14:16For emergencies only!
14:18This is an emergency!
14:19Push it!
14:28We're okay!
14:30Um, maybe we should just keep this to ourselves!
14:33Uh-oh!
14:47Let's go, let's go.
15:17Let's go.
15:47Let's go.
15:48Gotcha.
15:52Jimmy, wasn't this the best day ever?
16:10You mean not counting the time NASA let me use the Magellan Telescope to view the convergence
16:17of the Trillium and Crab Nebula?
16:18Uh-huh.
16:19Definitely.
16:20And to think, we get to do this every day.
16:24No more homework or chores or mean people.
16:27Just you and me and all the time in the world.
16:30Cindy, I got you a present.
16:32A present?
16:33On a deserted island?
16:34But how?
16:35Oh, a mollusk.
16:36How charming.
16:37You're supposed to open it.
16:42A pearl.
16:43Oh, Jimmy, it's beautiful.
16:45It's nothing really.
16:46While you were gathering fruit, I decided to open up a few oysters.
16:52A hundred and thirty-seven actually.
16:54That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
16:58Huh?
16:59What?
17:00Oh, no!
17:01Not another day in sea!
17:03I'll surely go mad!
17:04Jean, calm down.
17:05Unless I'm already mad!
17:06And the two of you are Mirage!
17:07Keep yelling if you want a Mirage slap in your face!
17:08Hey, where's Mirage Carl?
17:09Carl?
17:10Oh, no!
17:11Oh, no!
17:12Not another day in sea!
17:13I'll surely go mad!
17:14Jean, calm down.
17:15Unless I'm already mad!
17:16And the two of you are Mirage!
17:17Keep yelling if you want a Mirage slap in your face!
17:18Hey, where's Mirage Carl?
17:19Carl?
17:20Oh, no!
17:21Carl's gone!
17:22Oh, hey, guys!
17:23Beautiful morning, huh?
17:24Help yourself to some fruit.
17:25Carl?
17:26Where did you get those?
17:27What?
17:28The freckles?
17:29What?
17:30Oh, no!
17:31Carl's gone!
17:32Oh, hey, guys.
17:33Beautiful morning, huh?
17:34Help yourself to some fruit.
17:35Carl?
17:36Where did you get those?
17:37What?
17:38The freckles?
17:39Well, I have very pale skin, and with the sun, I can't...
17:42The oranges!
17:43Ow!
17:44They're from that island!
17:46Land ho!
17:48We're saved!
17:49Carl, why didn't you say something?
17:52Hey, I got the fruit.
17:53I can't do everything!
17:55I love this hallucination!
18:02Hello?
18:03Yes!
18:04Anybody here?
18:06Hello?
18:07Guys?
18:08Guys?
18:09Guys!
18:10Guys!
18:11Jimmy!
18:12Hi, everybody!
18:13Hi, everybody!
18:14My hover car!
18:15We ran out of gas looking for you guys!
18:16Car's fault!
18:17No, it wasn't!
18:18Looks like I can make the necessary adjustments with my watch!
18:20And with fuel made from elements on the island, we can be back home in a few hours!
18:23Oh!
18:24That's great news!
18:25Okay, here's what we'll need!
18:26Sheen, gather up as much shale rock as you can!
18:28Right, Mirage Jimmy!
18:29Libby!
18:30I'll need some aloe leaves to pulverize into a paste!
18:32I'm on it!
18:33Carl!
18:34Carl!
18:35Carl!
18:36Over here!
18:37Carl, I need you to gather juniper berries!
18:39The little blue kind!
18:40Okay!
18:41I'll stay here and work on the engine!
18:43All right!
18:44All right, girl, spill!
18:45What's up between you and Jimmy?
18:46Up!
18:47Nothing's up!
18:48What makes you think something's up?
18:49Oh, well, that's not...
18:54...that's not...
18:55...anyway!
18:57on the engine all right girl spill what's up between you and Jimmy I see you
19:14thought it's a funny story really now put your fuel ingredients into the gas
19:23tank she what kinds of rocks are those well I didn't know what shell look like but I
19:31found these cool-looking rock deep in the jungle look these don't feel like rocks
19:36at all you feel like I think we put some of our eggs in the gas tank
19:52if it destroys the hover car will be stranded here forever did she just call
19:57you Jimmy I have a plan but for it to work one of us will have to lure the spider to
20:06himself with his egg case heck I'll do it it's all a mirage anyway what do you want
20:11me chief between the two tree houses can do now show the spider you have the egg
20:18case hey arachno dude got your web oh yep I've seen some ugly mirages in my day but
20:27you really take the cake
20:30sheen drop the egg case and run whatever
20:36hurry in the hover car before he climbs out Jimmy what is it Cindy we don't have to go huh what are you
20:54talking about we can conquer the spider together like we did everything else and
21:00we can rebuild our tree houses and avoid the jungle and stay on the island just the
21:04two of us we don't have to go
21:09are you guys coming or not yeah let's get this mirage on the road
21:13Sam's new line of tropical shakes really hit the spot and it sure is good to hear those two
21:30fighting again yep I guess you can say everything's back to normal Cindy for the last time Australia is a
21:37country you're wrong neutron Australia is a continent no it's not yes it is no it's not
21:42yes it is to the hover car all right behind you I'll take the southern route the northern routes faster
21:49I don't need directions apparently you do maybe I should drive I think I'm driving
21:52no I think it'd be better if I did
22:07I think it'd be better if I can get worse
22:08I don't think it'd be better if I can get better if I can get better if I can get better to
22:16nah
22:16you
22:17oh
22:19oh
22:20Oh, I'm Pablo.
22:38Got a blast.
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