- 6/25/2025
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00:00Make it stop, Jimmy!
00:14Just end it, Neutron!
00:17I can't take it anymore!
00:19If you love me, you'll finish it now!
00:25People, we can't quit now!
00:27It's only the first inning!
00:28And Butch's team is beating us 29-0!
00:32Cut the chatter and play ball!
00:38Ball three!
00:39Ball? That was right down the middle!
00:42I've seen better calls than a square dance!
00:44Jimmy's throwing lollipops!
00:46The day he throws down Broadway is the day I dance on the moon!
00:49Oh, I wish I was a llama in a great beagle on my world!
01:00Carl, look alive!
01:01Ah!
01:02Whoa!
01:03And it's coming right at me!
01:06Ow!
01:07My scapula!
01:08Way to go, Cindy!
01:16Way to pitch an easy home run, Neutron!
01:18Pay attention, Libby!
01:20I was listening to a great song!
01:22I have priorities!
01:24And I have back pain!
01:26Primarily around my scapula!
01:29Save!
01:30Can we stop, Ms. Fowl?
01:32My team's tired from running around the bases so much!
01:36Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
01:38Butch's team is the winner!
01:40All in favor of never playing baseball for the rest of their lives, say aye!
01:45Aye!
01:46You guys are such losers!
01:48All those who agree with Butch, aye!
01:50Scapp, Yoma!
01:52Hey!
01:52No one calls my team losers!
01:55We want a rematch!
01:56You're on!
01:57No!
01:58No!
01:59Why?
02:00Neutron, are you out of your oversized mind?
02:03I'll show you guys that we're not losers!
02:10Oh, that's a shiny...
02:12Hey, Jimbo!
02:13How was the game?
02:14We lost again!
02:16Well, son, my old baseball coach used to say to me...
02:20Hey, kid!
02:21You stink on ice!
02:22Go home and play with your ducks!
02:25Oh, yes, those were the days.
02:28We had crazy nicknames back then.
02:29They used to call me...
02:30Get lost!
02:31We hate you!
02:33Hey, Jimbo, here.
02:34See if you can catch this.
02:40Hey, that was my other nickname!
02:53Time to break out the science.
02:55First, I download the combined techniques of Babe Ruth, Barry Bonds, and Mark McGuire.
03:00Now, I transfer the techniques into the equipment.
03:10One hydraulic force amplifying bat, nine sphere-seeking gloves, play ball.
03:22Come on, guys!
03:23Just one more game!
03:25Look, I've got all new gloves and a new bat!
03:28I think that'll help.
03:29Oh, I don't know.
03:30I'm not sure.
03:31I think that's it.
03:33Trust me.
03:33Play ball!
03:41Okay, Neutron.
03:43Let the slaughter begin!
03:52Oh, another ball coming right at me!
03:55Why?
03:56Why?
03:58Here we go again.
03:59Today, I consider myself the luckiest boy on the face of the earth.
04:11I don't believe it, but you're out, Butch!
04:15Lucky catch!
04:16Buck had nothing to do with it.
04:22Ah!
04:23Ah!
04:29Three outs!
04:36Oh, that's weird.
04:37Jimmy's team is up!
04:41Better duck, Butch!
04:43If you hit this ball, I'll eat my hat!
04:51Ah!
04:52Ah!
04:52Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:54Ah!
04:54Ah!
04:55Ah!
04:55Ah!
04:56Ah!
04:56Ah!
04:57Ah!
04:57Ah!
04:58Ah!
04:58Ah!
04:59Ah!
05:03Enjoy it, Neutron!
05:04That's the only hit your team's gonna get!
05:07Ah, it's not bad.
05:09Ah!
05:09Ah!
05:28I never thought I'd see it, but Jimmy's team wins!
05:32Woo-hoo!
05:35Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!
06:02We are so good!
06:04We're scary good!
06:05Nobody can beat us!
06:07Look, guys, my cousin lent me his official Major League bat, signed by Tremendous Jackson
06:12himself!
06:13Can I use it?
06:14Me too!
06:15No!
06:16You can't use that!
06:17This stuff's been lucky for us!
06:19Changing now might jinx us!
06:21Jimmy's right.
06:22That's why I've been wearing the same underwear for the past six weeks!
06:25Ew!
06:26If we want to keep winning, we keep using our old equipment!
06:30Listen up, everyone!
06:31I have an announcement!
06:33Jimmy Neutron and his team will be going to Nagoya, Japan for the Junior Baseball World
06:39Championships!
06:40Yay!
06:41Which just goes to show that even the worst, most untalented athletes can be great if
06:48they put their minds to it!
06:49they're so good!
06:51So, sayonara!
06:52Sayonara!
06:53Um, guys, I think there's something I should tell you!
06:58Me too!
06:59I-I hate to admit it, Neutron, but, um, we wouldn't have gotten this far without you!
07:05Yeah, for once and probably the only time in my life, I'm a wiener, I mean, winner!
07:11See how new it is?
07:12My lifelong dream has been to go to Japan!
07:15I can finally meet Bonzilla!
07:17So, Jimmy, what was it that you were gonna say?
07:21Uh, let's go to Japan?
07:27Yeah!
07:28Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the championship game between the Retroville 9 and from Japan,
07:43the Super Dedicated Work Team!
07:47Oh, I can't believe we're here!
07:50I don't know how we did it!
07:52Uh, yeah!
07:53Uh, neither do I!
07:54Hmm!
07:55Boy, I love this sushi stuff, whatever it is!
07:59Well, those were sea urchin eggs!
08:02Huh!
08:03Oh!
08:04Oh, maybe just one more!
08:07Um, hmm!
08:08Hey, everyone!
08:09Look!
08:10My parents sent us brand new state-of-the-art equipment to play with!
08:13Uh, we can't use that stuff!
08:14But it's shiny and it smells like victory!
08:17I told you!
08:18We have to use our good luck equipment!
08:20Oh, but these henatina gloves match my eyes!
08:23No!
08:24I'm the captain of this team and what I say goes!
08:27We use the old equipment!
08:29Will you now give an honorable welcome to baseball legend, Tremendous Jackson!
08:38Hey, Mr. Jackson, can I ask you a question?
08:41Sure thing, kid.
08:42If Ultra Lord was a baseball pitcher, do you think you could get a home run off of him?
08:48Well, if he uses Retro Blast powers and Proton Ball like he did in Ultra Lord versus the Gravity
08:54Suckers, it'd be pretty hard!
08:55Thank you!
08:57As I gaze upon these players' young faces, I am filled with pride.
09:04They're here because of their hard work and patience and long hours of practice.
09:09Not because of any high-tech gloves or automatic home run hitting bats.
09:15Those things would make us all sick and ashamed.
09:18I thank you!
09:19Uh, guys!
09:20Emergency meeting!
09:21Huddle up!
09:22Huddle up?
09:23That's football!
09:24Or is it rugby?
09:25Or lose!
09:26Okay, uh, look!
09:27I have to tell you something!
09:28I knew it!
09:29I'm really Mike Piazza, aren't I?
09:30No, Sheen, listen!
09:31We haven't really been winning the games.
09:33I Neutronized our bat and gloves so they'd hit and catch everything that came our way.
09:38Neutron?
09:39How could you do something like that?
09:40I'm sorry.
09:41I guess I hated losing so much that I got Curie away.
09:43We'll just have to use different equipment.
09:44But we can't really play these kids.
09:45They'll murder us.
09:46Maybe they won't.
09:47What do you mean, Chim?
09:48I'm sorry.
09:49I guess I hated losing so much that I got Curie away.
09:51We'll just have to use different equipment.
09:52But we can't really play these kids.
09:54They'll murder us.
09:55Maybe they won't.
09:56What do you mean, Chim?
09:57Don't you see?
09:58We didn't used to be a team, but now we are.
10:02And if we believe in our hearts and minds that we are the best team, well, maybe we can
10:07be the best team.
10:09Now, who wants to go out there and win this game?
10:12Rύo H mateixos GimmeRA blinked!
10:30Somewhere in the Rhytridean galaxy,
10:33Ultralord weeps.
10:35So what do we do now?
10:39There's only one thing we can do.
10:42That's Bonzilla?
10:44What a rip-off!
10:46He's only ten inches high!
10:48He's a pipsqueak!
10:49He could've heard a...
10:51Jimmy, what's the Japanese word for ambulance?
11:05I don't know, guys. Fifteen dollars is a lot of money.
11:21Well, Doombringer II is a lot of game, Jim.
11:24Now remember, it's for mature players only.
11:27So act even more mature than we usually do.
11:31I'll try and grow a mustache.
11:33My dad's over eighteen. I'll act like him.
11:38Well, howdy there, Clerky Clerkatron.
11:41Be it, kids. This game's for mature players only due to violence,
11:45exaggerated mayhem, and old lady kicking.
11:47That's not fair! We're highly mature!
11:50I demand my contemplational rights!
11:55How dare he throw your father out of the store!
11:58Come on, guys. Let's go do something age-appropriate!
12:10Hey, you! Check it out!
12:12I'm staring at it with both eyes, and you can't stop me!
12:17I stand corrected.
12:19I wish I could be eighteen years old right now.
12:25Hmm. I suppose theoretically a person could accelerate his metabolism to make himself eighteen,
12:31but it would be highly unethical.
12:35You mean the only thing standing between us and hot multiplayer action
12:38is the difference between right and wrong?
12:46Yeah, but guys...
12:47Whoa!
12:55So, um, how's it work?
12:57Allow me to demonstrate using this acorn.
12:59Oh, I get it. Now we just get the tree to rent the game for us.
13:15Don't be stupid, Carl. First we teach it to drive, in case they ask for photo ID.
13:20Well, guys, we use the Metabolic Accelerator to age ourselves.
13:25Target age eighteen.
13:28Ready?
13:29On the count of three.
13:31One, two...
13:33Please let me still like llamas. Please let me still like llamas.
13:35Three!
13:36Three!
13:45Wow, it's cool being old.
13:47Behold my manful stride.
13:50Uh, Jimmy, we all look the same.
13:53Hmm, that's strange.
13:55Then again, humans are more complex than acorns.
13:58Which one of you guys wants to help me comb my back hair?
14:01Or not.
14:02Okay, well, maybe we should call it a day, guys.
14:05I'm sure I'll be able to figure out the problem after a good night's sleep.
14:18Hmm.
14:20Rawr!
14:23Ah!
14:24Rawr!
14:29Rawr!
14:30Jimmy, is that you way over there?
14:35Guys, something went horribly wrong.
14:38Oh, gee, do you think?
14:39And another thing, these kids today wear their pants too low.
14:42They're down under their stomachs for crying out loud.
14:49Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have made the all-important time break out of a soda can.
14:55Fix us, Jimmy.
14:56I don't want to be this old for 50 more years.
15:00Well, you won't have to, Carl.
15:02According to my calculations, we'll continue to age until we turn to dust at 6.03 this evening.
15:08But I'm allergic to dust.
15:10Well, don't panic.
15:11I just need to get a hold of enough titanium to make a stronger time break.
15:21Jimmy, are you sure your mom wants us to drive her car?
15:24Well, I'm at least 75 years old.
15:27I think I can make my own decisions.
15:30Hey, I know what you're doing.
15:32You're trying to take me to the nursing home.
15:35Let me out!
15:36Let me out!
15:37Gee, careful!
15:38This car's going in excess of seven miles an hour!
15:49You know, when I was a kid, the sky was bluer.
15:52And a quarter would buy you groceries for a week.
15:55Oh, gas planet?
15:57Does anyone remember what we drove down here to get?
16:00Well, I'd like a canary to talk to while I watch TV and eat soup.
16:06Ha!
16:07Titanium!
16:08That's it!
16:13I think Jimmy wants us to follow him.
16:15Yeah.
16:16Course, I've always wanted to try the senior's buffet at the candy bar.
16:21Right behind you, my wrinkled friend.
16:23Wait, proud senior!
16:24We will assist you!
16:25Cindy!
16:26Oh, no!
16:27Come on, son.
16:28He doesn't look interested.
16:29Libby, do you want to earn your Buttercup Girls Helpfulness Badge or not?
16:30Take my arm, extremely old but still valuable senior citizen.
16:31I don't need your girly help.
16:32Yeah, you do.
16:33I do not!
16:34Listen, pops.
16:35We can do this the easy way, or we can earn our Taekwondo badges at the same time.
16:36Let go of me, you harpies!
16:37I'll have the law on you!
16:38Help!
16:39I'm being old now!
16:40Hey, oldie locks!
16:41What's the big idea?
16:42You and your bingo buddy taking all the rice pudding from the buffet?
16:43It says you're still a valuable senior citizen.
16:44You're still a valuable senior citizen.
16:45I don't need your girly help.
16:46Yeah, you do.
16:47I do not.
16:48Listen, pops.
16:49We can do this the easy way, or we can earn our Taekwondo badges at the same time.
16:54Let go of me, you harpies!
16:55I'll have the law on you!
16:57Help!
16:58I'm being old now!
17:00Hey, oldie locks!
17:05What's the big idea?
17:06You and your bingo buddy taking all the rice pudding from the buffet?
17:09Right!
17:10It says seniors eat dessert-free!
17:12You're supposed to buy an entree first!
17:14We did!
17:15I had a hamburger in here yesterday!
17:21Oh, my spleen!
17:25Now, what was it I wanted?
17:27Something starting with a T.
17:29Tostadas?
17:30Turpentine?
17:31Well, hey, old-timer!
17:33I like the way you're wearing your pants!
17:35I've been thinking of wearing mine more like that!
17:37Maybe grown out my nose hair a little bit!
17:40You look familiar!
17:41Oh, no!
17:42I'm just a strange old man and not your son after screwing up an experiment!
17:47I know!
17:48You remind me of my father!
17:50Except you're not always saying,
17:51Huey, I told you, toothpaste isn't food!
17:54Not possible!
17:55I don't have any family!
17:57What?
17:58Oh, well, that's terrible!
18:00Come on!
18:01You come with me, I'll get you a nice home-cooked meal!
18:03Come on!
18:04But I can't!
18:05I have to buy something with a T in it!
18:07I'll get you a nice cup of tea!
18:08Let go!
18:09Come on!
18:10Oh, I said let me go!
18:11Hey, look!
18:12Mr. Neutron's trying to get a helpfulness badge, too!
18:15And I thought we were aggressive!
18:21Sheen, quit snapping your fingers!
18:23I can't hear the music!
18:25That's not my fingers!
18:26It's my spine!
18:28Hey, good looking!
18:29Wanna get jiggy with me!
18:31Oh, no thanks, old lady!
18:34I'm full of pudding, so...
18:36Hey, punk!
18:37You making time with my gal?
18:38No!
18:39What if he is, rumpled-faced skin?
18:42Uh, I wasn't!
18:43I don't even like girls yet!
18:45I challenge you to a dance-off!
18:48He accepts!
18:49What?
18:50No, I don't!
18:51Dance-off!
18:52Dance-off!
18:53Dance-off!
18:54Dance-off!
18:55Dance-off!
18:56Dance-off!
19:00Here's your dinner!
19:01I put it in the blender first, so the chewing doesn't tire you out.
19:05So what did you do before you retired, old-timer?
19:08I can't even remember what I'm supposed to be doing now!
19:11But I think it's real important.
19:13Well, you know, maybe if we guess, it'll jog your memory.
19:16Let's see, did it involve swinging heavy things?
19:19No, I don't think so.
19:21Well, that eliminates Lumberjack and Executioner.
19:23Let's see...
19:24I wish Jimmy would come in from the lab.
19:26His dinner's getting cold.
19:27Oh, Hugh, remind me to take the pie out at 6-0-3.
19:306-0-3!
19:32Oh, no!
19:33That's it!
19:34I'm gonna turn the dust in five minutes!
19:37Oh, now, don't say that.
19:38These days, doctors can keep a person alive way past their usefulness.
19:42No!
19:43Listen to me!
19:44I'm your son, Jimmy!
19:45And if I don't get out of here, I'm going to keep aging until I turn to dust!
19:50Sure you will, old-timer.
19:52I gotta get that thing that starts with a T!
19:55Toaster!
19:56Turkey bacon!
19:57Nope!
19:58Okay, bye-bye now!
20:00I can't wait until I'm so old that I babble like that.
20:03Babble, babble, babble!
20:05That's gonna be great!
20:08Hey, Jimmy!
20:09Shin!
20:10We need something in the next two minutes or we all turn to dust!
20:13If it's rice pudding, we're in luck!
20:15Carl won a lifetime supply at a dance contest!
20:18Yeah!
20:19Oh, and this titanium trophy!
20:21Titanium?
20:22That's it!
20:23Follow me!
20:24And hurry!
20:26One minute left!
20:27Cork!
20:28Hand me the trophy!
20:29And you are...
20:30Hopefully this titanium will be a more stable time break as we try to revert to our original
20:39ages.
20:40Through the beam!
20:41Quickly!
20:42Who wouldn't have first to build up my strength?
20:43No!
20:44Sheen, help me out here!
20:45B-32, I've got Bingo!
20:46I've got Bingo!
20:47Okay, I've got Bingo!
20:48I've got Bingo!
20:49I've got Bingo!
20:50I've got Bingo!
20:51I've got Bingo!
20:52I've got Bingo!
20:53I've got Bingo!
20:55Threw the beam! Quickly!
20:59Who wouldn't have first to build up my strength?
21:02No! Sheen, help me out here!
21:05B-32, I've got bingo!
21:09Guys, look! Half price on prune whip!
21:12Half price?
21:14What are we doing here?
21:16Ow, my bursitis!
21:19Get off my fucking...
21:21Move, you old kook!
21:22Who are you calling an old kook?
21:24The corrective shoe trick?
21:26Upcoming prune whip!
21:30Well, I certainly learned my lesson.
21:32Yep, it's really true.
21:34Rice pudding is nature's broom.
21:36Ow, actually, I meant that being a kid is a pretty good deal.
21:40You got that right, brother.
21:42Carl, what are you eating?
21:44Just some prune whip from your lab.
21:46Carl, there wasn't any prune whip!
21:48That's my experimental truth-telling serum!
21:50Oh, Jimmy, that's redic...
21:52I saw Jimmy's toast the other day.
21:54Sometimes I dream about girls.
21:56Maybe we'd better go.
21:57I don't think Ultra Lord exists.
21:58La-la-la-la-la!
21:59I don't wanna hear it!
22:00My mom's really 42.
22:02I just ripped the makeup stuff!
22:32I just ripped the makeup stuff!
22:34I just ripped the makeup stuff!
22:36I leave the makeup stuff!
22:37I don't think that's scary!
22:38Oh, look!
22:39Look, guys.
22:41I'm thegel.
22:42I'm thegel.
22:45Oh...
22:46Hi! I'm Paul!
22:49Got a blast!
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