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00:00Ultra lords, log, trapped on the planet of incredible hotness, water gone, ultra lips
00:19can't hold out much longer.
00:26Shane, Shane, please, it's too hot.
00:29Don't make us hurt you.
00:31Jimmy, I'm dying.
00:34Please tell Connor to share.
00:40If only there was some thermodynamically efficient way of cooling off.
00:49Hi, guys. Some day, huh?
00:53Yeah, sure. If you like, you know, dying and stuff, I'll hide.
00:56Well, I think it's just wonderful.
00:59Well, you guys want to come in?
01:01Yeah, I want to come in.
01:03Wait a second. I think you forgot one thing, Libby.
01:05What's that, Cindy?
01:07They have to admit that girls are better than boys in every way ever in all history and forever in the future.
01:12Uh...
01:14Yeah, why not?
01:15Oh, no, no, hold it, you guys.
01:17Listen, come on, don't degrade yourselves.
01:20Why not? It's okay, really, Jimmy. It's hot.
01:22Lookit, I can fix this. I can. It's only hot weather.
01:25Okay, well, I'd better apply more sunblock.
01:28Oh, look, it's SPF 50. Hmm.
01:31Says for fair to albino skin.
01:34Sunblock?
01:35Carl!
01:36What?
01:37You're a genius.
01:39I am. I am?
01:41Well, I know I'm a genius, Jimmy, but what exactly did I come up with again?
01:49Implementing your sunblock idea, Carl.
01:51Listen, if SPF 50 can shield your skin from the sun's rays, then this quantumly enhanced SPF 9000 should shield the entire town.
01:58Oh, right. Well, just like I planned.
02:04Don't worry, boy. It's just sunblock. What could happen?
02:08Oh. Now, once the heat flashes and the nausea is inside, I'm good to go.
02:18Jimmy, you did it. You changed the weather.
02:39Oh, intense UV radiation has made me delusional.
02:44I'm a monkey.
02:47Oh, okay. Let the games begin.
02:52You ready, guys?
02:55Yeah!
02:56Cool!
02:57Yeah!
02:59We need a bigger hill.
03:02Here we go.
03:04Oh!
03:05Alright.
03:06Yeah, I'm gonna get you.
03:07Oh!
03:08Oh!
03:09Oh!
03:10Oh!
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03:28Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:30Yeah!
03:40Twenty degrees, huh?
03:42No problem, boy.
03:44The sunblock should dissipate in a few days.
03:46For once, everything turned out perfect.
03:50Ugh! Leaping leptons!
04:00Goddard, what's the temperature?
04:02Minus 30?
04:04Oh, no!
04:06I must have made a tiny miscalculation.
04:20Carl's SPF 50!
04:24Warning!
04:26Do not quantumly enhance.
04:28Contents may cause second ice age.
04:30They really ought to put something like that in bold print!
04:34It seems quiet.
04:36Maybe Mom hasn't noticed the weather yet.
04:42James! Isaac! Neutron!
04:44Haven't we warned you about tampering with the unstable structure of a chaotic system?
04:49I forgot.
04:51Now, Jim, this is serious.
04:53It's so freezing, part of your mother's hair chipped off.
04:57Of course, it's nothing we can't even out with a little chisel here.
05:01I hope you know how you're going to reverse this.
05:05This... this... this...
05:07Bad weather thingy.
05:09I do. I will. I mean, I'm...
05:11Honestly, Jimmy, no heat, no power, no appliances.
05:15How will we live? What will we wear?
05:17Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. I'll find a way to fix things. I promise.
05:21There. See, Butterbiscuit? Jimbo's gonna find a way to fix it.
05:25That's all in the meantime. We'll just have to adapt to this hostile, savage environment.
05:29I'm gonna run. Me and the other dads are off to hunt caribou.
05:33Spotted a big herd up on Abner Boulevard. Gotta keep fresh meat on the table. Bye-bye!
05:37Holy Heisenberg Goddard, it really is a second ice age.
05:41I just hope no one else figures out this was my fault.
05:43That's right, Jimmy.
05:45What are you thinking?
05:47Thanks for telling everyone, Sheen.
05:49Well, I didn't know the secret.
05:51Um, I sort of told some people too, Jim. Peer pressure.
05:57Now, now, children. Time for study group. Okay, who has any ideas how we can escape being destroyed by the freezing glacier that used to be retroville?
06:08I know. The glacier is obviously angry with Jimmy. If we feed Jimmy to the glacier, maybe he'll be placated and depart from us.
06:15Aw, Sheen!
06:16Aw, come on, Jimmy. I'm just trying to be productive.
06:19Yeah! Sacrifice!
06:20Sacrifice Jimmy!
06:21Children! Children! Please!
06:23My goodness! We can't let a little nippiness turn us into a pack of primitive subhumans!
06:30We must hold on to our dignity. We must stand direct, look the world in the eye and say...
06:38Take boy to glacier!
06:41Yeah!
06:48I don't like it, boy. The colder it gets, the more people revert to their primal instincts.
06:54We may not have much time before it becomes irreversible.
06:59One called you. We have hunted since the sun was high. Still, we have sighted no prey.
07:05Shhh! Looks like we got us a buck.
07:07Oh, no wait! It's a buck fifty.
07:09Hey, hey, it's Dad!
07:11Hey, Dad!
07:12Voilà !
07:12Look at the antlers on him.
07:14There's gonna be caribou chili tonight, boys!
07:21Caribou!
07:22Hey, Jimmy.
07:37What is this?
07:40This is the lair of the Carl Clan.
07:43Pretty sweet, huh?
07:45Carl Clan?
07:46Uh-huh.
07:47This weather is perfect for big-boned people like me
07:50And soon, the hunters will move on.
07:52Then, we of the Carl clan will emerge from our long sleep.
07:57And the land will belong to the hefty!
08:00Long sleep? You mean hibernation?
08:03Uh-huh. And that's why I'm bulking up on carbs.
08:06Because I'll have to feed off the extra weight until the spring.
08:09And when I emerge, I will be fit, strong, and my sunburn will be gone.
08:15Sunburn? But I thought you had on SPF 50!
08:18Well, I must have sweated it off. Hey, I'm a real good sweater.
08:24That's it! Your brand of sunblock isn't waterproof! It dissolves with water! Carl, you're a genius!
08:31Tell me something I don't know.
08:39No time to lose, boy. We've got to find some water.
08:48You m-m-m-mine neutron. I'm tr-t-trying to enjoy my p-p-p-pool.
09:03Don't waste your time, sport. All the pipes are frozen solid.
09:07Sweetie, eat your caribou before it gets hard and icy.
09:10Mm-hmm.
09:11Come on, pink, think, think!
09:18Hey, I'm a real good sweater!
09:22My last! Of course!
09:24Perspiration!
09:26With its high oil and sodium content, it doesn't freeze as fast as ordinary water!
09:30But I'm going to need plenty of sweat!
09:36Gentlemen, I've selected the three of you, as you are the most likely candidates in town
09:40whose girth will provide the maximum probability of intense perspiration.
09:44Miss Fowl?
09:45Miss Fowl?
09:55It's working!
10:08I'm just not sweatin'!
10:11Come on, Carl, you can do it.
10:13The whole town's depending on you.
10:15You'll be a hero.
10:17Really? Okay.
10:41You did it, child of she who is my woman.
10:49Now you've given us the gift of the sun.
10:53If only I could give these guys the gift of roll-on deodorant.
10:57Whew.
10:59Uh, does anyone have a Santa towelette?
11:11And that's how the sesame-encrusted breadstick came to the new world.
11:23Any questions?
11:29Class, wait!
11:31Don't forget to sign up for Friday's talent show.
11:34And remember, it's not about who's more talented.
11:37It's about winning a very large and expensive solid gold trophy for first place.
11:52I'm gonna do my amic-caliber wide-spitting routine for the talent show.
11:57Oh, yeah? I'm gonna blow nose bubbles.
12:00That'll be cool.
12:01But you know what? I'm gonna do algebra in Latin.
12:04Hey, guys! We're gonna go sign up for the talent contest.
12:07You should sign up, too!
12:09Oops, I forgot. You have no talent.
12:12We're doing river stomp.
12:16River stomp? What the heck is that?
12:18Funny you should ask. Hit it, Seamus!
12:20Beat that, Neutron!
12:32We will! Carl Sheen and I are taking home that trophy. Right, Sheen?
12:38Yeah! The trophy is ours. Right, Carl?
12:40No way! You girls will definitely win.
12:41Carl!
12:42So, what are you lame-os gonna do? Something stupid like blowing nose bubbles?
12:45Or spitting water?
12:46Or doing algebra in Latin?
12:47Actually, our band is going to play. You losers have a band?
12:54Yes, we have a band and we're going to stomp. You're a river stomp.
12:55Oh, yeah? Yeah.
12:56Well, we'll see on Friday. That's right.
12:57Oh, man.
12:58Oh, man. Did they ever make a mistake with our power chords and fans?
12:59Oh, man. Did they ever make a mistake with our power chords and fans?
13:00What are you lame-os gonna do? Something stupid like blowing nose bubbles?
13:01Or spitting water?
13:02Or doing algebra and Latin?
13:05Actually, our band is going to play. You losers have a band? Yes, we have a band and
13:16we're going to stomp. You're a river stomp. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Well, we'll see on Friday.
13:21That's right. Oh, man. Did they ever make a mistake with our power chords and fans?
13:27Power chords and fat beats? They're going to wish they never. I mean, hey, wait a minute.
13:32We don't have a rock band. Yeah, we don't even play any instruments.
13:36Or have any discernible abilities. Guys, guys, guys, I got it under control.
13:44Gentlemen, I present the Neutron Synchronous Mind Instruments. Each one has an internal computer
13:51that has downloaded every note, every chord, every lick, every run, groove, rhythm, and beat
13:56ever played. All we have to do is think the sound and the instruments will do the rest.
14:01So if we think it, we can play it?
14:05Oh, baby! I'm playing! I'm playing!
14:09Wow! I can do something! Somebody call my mom!
14:16You kids! Good luck tonight, and remember, have fun with it!
14:22Hey, Jimmy, we need a name. How about the mighty disciples of Ultralord?
14:26Oh, oh, hey, what about, what about this? The Science Kings!
14:30Well, I got a name, and it's great!
14:33Do they have the word llama in it?
14:34No! Yes.
14:37Okay, well, maybe we can mix them together.
14:40I know, the llama lords of science!
14:43All right!
14:45One, two, three, drink!
14:49This can't be happening!
15:02Neutron actually rocks?
15:04Ah! Like, what is tapping?
15:06Libby, we gotta get out of this place!
15:09I, I, I can't fight the building!
15:13Snap out of it!
15:14We can't let Carl Sheen and Neutron win that trophy!
15:17Come on! We've got work to do!
15:19Woohoo!
15:20Woohoo!
15:21I'm gonna be the greatest rock star ever!
15:27Uh, I'm thinking about changing our name.
15:31What about the Jimmy Neutron experience?
15:34Yeah, I kind of like the Carl Weezer project.
15:37I have to vote for she and the Sheenets.
15:40You guys can be the Sheenets.
15:42Um, or we can get some Sheenets, and you guys just stand behind the curtain
15:45and carry my stuff around and stuff.
15:47So, tired, haven't eaten or slept?
15:52Libby, quit slacking!
15:53You heard Neutron and his band of nerds?
15:54We have to be better!
15:55We are the mistresses of dance!
15:57Faster, Libby, faster!
15:59Okay, so, uh, what song are we gonna do at the talent show tonight?
16:01I wrote a speed metal rock opera last night.
16:04It's called Ultra Lord, Superhero Star.
16:07Well, see, I was thinking more along the lines of a fusion of techno-alternative sky with some free jazz thrown in, you know, to impress the critics.
16:24I wrote a love song.
16:25Is it about llamas?
16:26No!
16:27Yes!
16:28No love songs!
16:29We've gotta kick out the jams, dude!
16:30Jimmy, when do I get to play my drum solo?
16:31Carl gets a drum solo?
16:32I want a bass solo!
16:33No, no drum solos and no bass solos!
16:34No, no drum solos and no bass solos!
16:35If anyone has a solo, it's gonna be me.
16:36You?
16:37Who died and made you rock and roll king?
16:38I think we should all wear makeup.
16:39No makeup!
16:40Guys, guys, what we look like isn't really important.
16:41Now let's practice!
16:42Practice?
16:43Don't tell me what to do, alright?
16:44Yeah, Neutron, ever since I started this band, you know, I'm gonna play a drum solo.
16:45I'm gonna play a drum solo.
16:46I'm gonna play a drum solo.
16:47I'm gonna play a drum solo.
16:48I'm gonna play a bass solo.
16:49No drum solos and no bass solos.
16:50No drum solos and no bass solos.
16:51If anyone has a solo, it's gonna be me.
16:52You?
16:53Wait, wait!
16:54Wait, wait!
16:55Wait, wait!
16:56Wait!
16:57Wait, wait, wait!
16:58Wait, wait!
16:59Wait, wait, wait!
17:00Wait, wait!
17:01Wait, wait!
17:02Wait, wait, wait!
17:03Wait, wait, wait!
17:04Wait, wait, wait!
17:05Wait, what we look like isn't really important!
17:06Now let's practice!
17:07Practice?
17:08Don't tell me what to do, alright?
17:09Yeah, Neutron, ever since I started this band, you've been holding me back.
17:10Wait, wait, wait.
17:11You know I started this band.
17:12You didn't start this band!
17:13You didn't start this band!
17:14You kids!
17:15Good luck tonight, and remember, have fun with it!
17:18Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Lindbergh Elementary's annual talent show
17:22And now our first contestant, Nick Dean!
17:34Boys, one of a kind!
17:37Puking Pluto, where is he?
17:40Hey, way to show up five minutes before we go on, Sheen!
17:44Wait, wait, excuse me!
17:46For now on, you will refer to me as the artist formerly known as Sheen.
17:51No, he never sings back up.
17:53Here, what's this?
17:55I have to share a blooming dressing room with you two blokes?
17:59Carl, why are you talking like that?
18:01Oh, no, no, no!
18:02Please refer all inquiries to me image consultant.
18:07Yes, yes. No.
18:09Oh, that's right. Big calendar shoot coming up.
18:13Your what?
18:14Hey, hey! What is this?
18:15I specifically requested Dolphin Safe Donuts!
18:18I refuse to perform until all my ridiculous demands are satisfied.
18:23Fine, we don't need you.
18:24Right. More time for me drum solo.
18:27What's wrong with his throat?
18:31Thank you. Let's see those boneheads beat that.
18:35Oh, that was nice, but I think Jimmy and his friends will be even better.
18:39Yeah, they better be. I paid 125 bucks for these tickets.
18:42Hugh, this is a free school function.
18:45Dude, darn scalpers.
18:47I want a drum solo!
18:49You can't just have everything you want!
18:51I want a behind-the-scenes documentary tracing my amazing ride to fame while revealing several humiliating skeletons in my closet.
18:58Ugh, I can't believe I even let you two in my band!
19:01Your band?
19:02Yes, my band! If it wasn't for my instruments, you'd be blowing nose bubbles and spitting water!
19:06Oh, yeah!
19:07Yeah!
19:08Well, here's what I think about your stupid instruments!
19:11Hey! You just destroyed my instruments!
19:14Who needs your stupid instruments when you've got my musical genius?
19:19Oh, you're both a couple of ruddy twits!
19:21That's it!
19:23Grrr!
19:25You kids! Good luck tonight, and remember, have fun with it!
19:32Well, wait a minute. Sheen, Carl, what are we doing?
19:35Well, I was about to strangle Carl.
19:37Yeah, and I was gonna slap Sheen in the back of the head.
19:40Look at us! We're best friends, and ever since we started this band, we've been arguing and fighting.
19:47We're so obsessed with becoming rock stars, that we've forgotten the real reason we did this.
19:54To beat Cindy and Libby!
19:56Yeah!
19:58Lava Lords of Science!
20:00We can't go out without our instruments!
20:05They'll laugh at us!
20:06They'll write unkind things about us in our yearbooks!
20:10Oh, there's been a slight change!
20:17The Llama Lords of Science will not be performing!
20:22Oh!
20:23Yeah, I want my money back!
20:25Uh, not that I paid or anything.
20:27Instead, here is Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl doing...
20:33...something else.
20:37Ahem.
20:38Observe!
20:40...
20:41Hmm?
20:43Hm?
20:46Hmm.
20:47Huh?
20:49Huh?
20:50This is a...
20:55Ah, cheer up, guys. Eighth place isn't so bad.
21:14Carl, there are only seven acts.
21:16Think of it this way, guys. We may not have won first prize, but at least we got our friendship back.
21:22I know one thing. I'm never playing a band with you guys ever again.
21:27Me neither.
21:28You got that right.
21:32Hey, guys. I got a new name for you. The Losers.
21:36You guys walking home, or are you taking the snot bubble?
21:41That was good snot.
21:43Oh, yeah? Will you just wait till next year, Vortex? The la la lords of science are gonna reunite.
21:49Yeah, and I'll do my drum solos.
21:52No drum solos.
21:53No crime. No drum solos.
21:55No.
21:55But a bass solo from the artist.
21:57From my notes, she's not a dad either.
21:59I'm not a drum solo.
22:00We need help with the band.
22:02We need help with the band.
22:25Hi, I'm Paul.
22:46Got a blast.
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