- 6/9/2025
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00:00We will now begin rehearsals for the 82nd annual Father's Day Follies.
00:18Oh, I remember the first one as if it were yesterday.
00:24Break a leg, everyone. I know you're all going to be fabulous on Friday.
00:28First, we have Mr. Vortex and his daughter, Cindy.
00:33My father and I will be presenting a martial arts demonstration.
00:39Mr. Fulfax III and his daughter, Libby.
00:54My daddy and I will be performing a magic act.
01:10Shazam!
01:11Where is everybody?
01:19And now, Mr. Neutron and his son, Jimmy!
01:24No way. Forget it. I am not doing it.
01:29Oh, but Jimbo, you love the Ducky Daddle's dance song. You used to sing it all the time.
01:34Yeah, when I was two years old. Dad, I really don't want to do this.
01:38But we are going to be the hit of the show. Your friends will never forget this as long as they live.
01:44I rest my case.
01:46Mr. Neutron, is there a problem?
01:49No problem!
01:50Come on out, Jimbo. The audience is clamoring for us.
01:58Ow! I sprained my ankle!
02:00I can't go on!
02:01Aw, shucks, Dad. I'm so disappointed.
02:04Oh, that's too bad.
02:05Well, don't worry, son. I'll carry on by myself.
02:07No, no, no, Dad. Let's just go home.
02:10What? And let our public down? Oh, no, no, no, no. The show must go on!
02:19When you're down and out of luck, nothing beats dancing like a duck.
02:23Here's how you do it. Let's get to it.
02:28You bend your elbows a bit, hook your thumb in your armpit, flap your wings up and down,
02:35and then you quack all around. It's just a waddle to the left.
02:40And a waddle to the right. Make you sound like a duck.
02:45And then you quack with all of your might.
02:46Please let this just be a horrible dream.
02:52Nope. Not a dream.
02:54I love my mommy.
02:58Quack, quack, quack, quack.
03:03Oh, yeah.
03:11Thank you, Lindbergh School. I love you.
03:20If that was my father, I would change my name, dye my hair,
03:23get plastic surgery, and move to another city.
03:26Or country.
03:27Or continent.
03:27Or planet.
03:28Or solar system.
03:30Or, or, uh, let's just laugh at him now.
03:33I can't let my dad get up there and do that stupid song and dance.
03:41Goddard options.
03:43Abolish Father's Day as a national holiday?
03:47No. I'd have to go to Washington.
03:49Get adopted by professional entertainer.
03:52That's too sitcom-y.
03:54Go to the moon?
03:56It's no use.
03:56I just have to tell him that song's the dorkiest thing of all time.
04:00Hey, Jimbo, I cannot wait to perform on Friday.
04:04Probably gonna be the highlight of my life.
04:05Nighty-night, you're gonna be a star.
04:12Drastic actions are in order.
04:13I have to invent something that'll alter dad's personality.
04:17To the lab!
04:19The Neutronic D-Dorkinator.
04:23By freezing the brain's cortex and stimulating its cognitive section,
04:27I can change dad's personality from crass to cool.
04:38Donkey-dub-dub-dub-dub.
04:43Lotta paper for the dog.
04:45No, Grandma, no. I'm a good boy.
05:05Um, Dad?
05:07Good morning, son.
05:09Whoopsie!
05:11Cherry Roundup!
05:11Yee-haw! Come on, little cherry, come to Poppa!
05:17Little doggie, doggie, doggie, gotcha!
05:19To the tummy ranch with you.
05:25Don't eat the pit, son.
05:27I don't understand it.
05:28The Neutronic D-Dorkinator was set at maximum implosion.
05:32Hey, Jimbo, look what I'm wearing for the Father's Day show.
05:35I think the kids'll quack up.
05:38Get it?
05:38Quack up! It's the noise ducks make.
05:44Of all the fathers in the world, I had to get mine.
05:48If he does that dorky act of his, I can never show my face at school again.
05:52Yeah.
05:53You know, Jim, I felt that way after I accidentally came to school wearing my underwear on the outside.
05:59But, you know, time passes and people forget.
06:03Hey, Carl, are you wearing your underwear with the little pink llamas on it?
06:09Never mind.
06:09So how come you guys aren't doing anything with your fathers in the show?
06:13My dad got his doctor to write a note.
06:15Yeah, and after last year's chainsaw incident, my dad's banned from the Father's Day Follies for life.
06:20I wish I was.
06:21So, Neutron, I hear your dad's act is basically the total opposite of me.
06:27I'm going to videotape it and sell it to the world's dorkiest dad's TV show.
06:33Excuse me, Libby, there is no such show.
06:35There will be after Friday.
06:37Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
06:39Hi, Jimmy.
06:44Your father's picking you up today.
06:45He should be there any second.
06:47Why?
06:48Why?
06:49Why?
06:51I've seen this movie.
07:09Something really bad happens, but I can't remember.
07:11Close my eyes!
07:18Never mind.
07:21Dad?
07:27That's my name, kid.
07:28Don't wear it out.
07:34The Neutronic De-dorkinator did work.
07:37The density of dad's cranial cavity must have temporarily impeded the ray and created a...
07:41Uh, cut to the chase, Jimmy.
07:43Okay.
07:44My dad is cool.
07:46Can I help you wear the...
07:47Mr. Uh...
07:49Neutron.
07:50Hue Neutron.
07:51What's your pleasure?
07:53Chocolate shake.
07:54Stirred.
07:55Not shaken.
07:56And, uh, put something special on top, all right?
07:58I see it, but I don't believe it.
08:02Hey, Pops.
08:03Does this thing work?
08:04Sure does.
08:05I just oiled it.
08:07Beautiful.
08:07Give it up, baby.
08:08Give it up, baby.
08:17If you're lookin' for cool, you're lookin' for me.
08:20They don't teach it in school, like math or history.
08:23It's a state of mind, it's a state of mind.
08:25It's somethin' you got.
08:27This kid's cool, and this kid's not.
08:29But I'm cool, cool, cool, cool as can be.
08:34He sang to me.
08:35He sang to me.
08:36If you look up cool in the dictionary, on that page you'll be starin' at me.
08:42I'm as cool as they come, and that's no lie.
08:46If I was any cooler, I'd be frozen by.
08:49But I'm cool, cool, cool, cool as can be.
08:54Libby, have we entered a strange, bizarre, Twilight-y, Zony kind of world where we're
08:59actually rocking out to Jimmy Neutron's father?
09:02I don't know.
09:03And I don't care.
09:05Now everybody move, cause Hugh is gonna run.
09:08Cause I'm cool, cool, cool, cool as can be.
09:19Jimmy Neutron's dad is out cooling me.
09:21I better slip away and lay low until this blows over.
09:24Hey, why'd Nick just run out of the candy bar?
09:28Who's Nick?
09:34Mr. Neutron, sir, will you please sign my ice cream cone?
09:38Later, kid.
09:39Mr. Neutron, you are one starlin' daddy.
09:42You are so right, sweet little soul sister.
09:44Um, are you gonna sing that song at the Father's Day Follies on Friday?
09:48All right, all right, gangway, break it up, break it up.
09:51Hey, Neutron, you got a sweet set of pipes, yeah?
09:54How's about I give you a job singing here?
09:57Maybe.
09:58Something's fishy here, and I bet you've done something morally reprehensible.
10:01But I have to admit it, your dad is cool.
10:05Course he's cool.
10:07He's a Neutron.
10:08Hey, kid, come on.
10:09Let's blow this sugar shack.
10:13All you kids be cool.
10:15Later.
10:15Woo-hoo!
10:18Where'd you get the motorcycle?
10:20I sold that boring old heap of metal I used to drive, because from now on, if it ain't cool, it ain't you.
10:28Hang on tight, kid.
10:30It's gonna be a wild ride.
10:32Ah!
10:32Ah!
10:40Mom!
10:41Mom!
10:43Mom!
10:44Mom!
10:45Mom!
10:45Mom!
10:46Dad bought a motorcycle, and he's gonna sing at the candy bar, and he's wearing cool new clothes.
10:50And you gotta see him, because he's...
10:51Oh, Hugh, you're... you're so shiny.
10:54Yeah, you like what you see, baby?
10:56I got more of that under the hood.
11:00Isn't he cool?
11:01Oh, yes, yes, definitely cool.
11:04You guys ain't seen nothing yet.
11:06Now, everybody move, because Hugh is gonna run.
11:16Because I'm cool, cool, cool, cool as can be.
11:22I said I'm cool, cool, cool, cool as can be.
11:26Uh, uh, no way, Sheen.
11:35You're not as big a fan of Jimmy's dad as I am.
11:38Oh, yeah?
11:39What's his favorite color?
11:40It's, uh, uh, pie.
11:43Ha!
11:44It's magenta.
11:45What does he like to do on rainy Sunday afternoons?
11:47Take long walks on deserted beaches.
11:50Ain't wrong.
11:52Listen to contemporary jazz with a Latin feel,
11:54and you call yourself a fan.
11:58Oh, hey, guys.
11:59So, Jimmy, what cool stuff did your dad do last night?
12:01I want details, intimate details.
12:02Did he ask you about me?
12:04Did he say, hey, Jimmy, how's Carl these days?
12:07I miss that lovable scamp.
12:09No!
12:10Listen, guys, I'm getting worried about my dad.
12:13Does he need a bodyguard?
12:14I can keep all the nuts away from him.
12:16I have a beige belt and ultra-larb poking and pinching.
12:19Come here.
12:22So your dad really didn't ask about me?
12:25No!
12:26Look, I like him being cool.
12:28I do, but he's never around, and we never do anything together.
12:32And people are always bugging me about him.
12:34Jimmy!
12:35Oh, Jimmy, can you give me your dad's autograph, please?
12:37Huh?
12:37Oh, I gotta have it.
12:38I gotta have it.
12:39Beat it, Wendell.
12:40You're bothering Jimmy's dad's son, Jimmy.
12:43Speaking of autographs, can you get me one,
12:45since I'm your dad's number one fan?
12:47I'm his number one fan, Jimmy.
12:49I like him way more than Sheen does.
12:52Hey, guys, guys, this is my dad you're talking about,
12:54and it's really creeping me out.
12:56Sorry.
12:58Can you still get me an autograph?
13:03Cool as can be!
13:05You, Neutron, has left the building.
13:14Thank you and good night, yeah.
13:22Corky Shimatsu is the name.
13:24Showbiz is my game.
13:25I, uh, saw your act.
13:27Lucky you.
13:28Let's not beat around the bush.
13:30You're the greatest living entertainer in the world today.
13:33Tell me something I don't know there, Slick.
13:35You and me could do big things together.
13:38Let me guess, sweetheart.
13:39You want to make me a star, huh?
13:40Oh, no.
13:41I want to make you a superstar.
13:56So, do you want to go to your father's late show tonight?
13:59It's sold out, but we can hang from the rafters.
14:01No, thanks.
14:04Mom, do you like the way Dad is these days?
14:08Oh, I always love your father.
14:11He's just going through a phase.
14:13Don't you remember when he wanted to be Tarzan?
14:20Ow.
14:21That really hurt.
14:23But, Mom, haven't you noticed he's 100% different?
14:26He doesn't play with his ducks, and he doesn't chase his food around the table.
14:29And he's never around anymore.
14:32It'll pass, Jimmy.
14:33I mean, it's not like someone altered your father's brain or anything.
14:38Ah, right.
14:39That certainly didn't happen.
14:40I mean, that's some imagination you've got, Mom.
14:43May I be excused?
14:47It's all my fault.
14:49I'm the one that made him cool.
14:52I've got to tell him.
15:05Quack.
15:06Who wants a hot slice of pie?
15:13I ate at the club.
15:16Dad turned down pie?
15:18This is serious.
15:20Maybe he's a cake man now.
15:21Or tarts.
15:22Oh, goodness.
15:23It's off to the kitchen with me.
15:28There ought to be a law against looking this good.
15:30Hey, Dad, do you want to dust off your duck decoys and put them in alphabetical order like we used to?
15:37Yeah, right.
15:38Then we'll watch some paint peel.
15:40Dad, I have to tell you something.
15:41No time, kid.
15:42I just came home to comb my hair.
15:44But it's very important, and I...
15:48Dad, listen to me!
15:49Nutshell it for me, Junior.
15:51I've got a public to thrill.
15:52You've got 30 seconds.
15:53Go.
15:54After the rehearsal for the Father's Day show, I wanted a cool dad,
15:57so I invented the de-dorkinator to change you.
16:00But now I want my old dad back.
16:02The real you.
16:03So I'm just gonna change you back.
16:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:07Cool your jets there, Brainiac.
16:09I dig what you did to me.
16:10In fact, I want to be permanently cool.
16:13Dad, don't!
16:16Old Daddy is bye-bye, baby.
16:18I'm going all the way to the top.
16:19Concerts, movies, maybe an animated series.
16:23Nothing is gonna stop me, kid.
16:25But, Dad, I...
16:27I miss you, Dad.
16:28Okay, all right, I got it, I got it.
16:30I'll tell you what.
16:31You can watch me on TV tomorrow night
16:33before I leave on my world tour, huh?
16:36Be back in a year or two.
16:37Have your people call my people.
16:38Ciao.
16:41If I don't change my dad back by tomorrow night,
16:44I may never see him again.
16:46Soon there'll be nothing left of my old dad.
16:48He'll just be totally cool.
16:51I have to bring back the old dad,
16:53and I've got to do it fast.
16:55I smell a brain blast.
16:57Oh, is that what that is?
16:59I thought it might be the cheese ball
17:01I've been carrying around since I was three.
17:04I call him cheesy.
17:05Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
17:19Brain blast!
17:20Told ya.
17:22I just have to reawaken Dad's paternal instinct,
17:25and you guys are gonna help me.
17:26See?
17:27I knew we had a reason to live.
17:29We'll go to the TV studio,
17:31and I'll place myself in some sort of fake danger.
17:34His parental instinct will be awakened,
17:36and he'll turn back into my old dad.
17:38Awesome!
17:39Can I get his autograph while he's still cool?
17:41It will appear as if I'm falling to my certain depth,
17:49but I'll be perfectly safe
17:51thanks to my microfiber optic tethernet.
17:53So microscopically thin it appears invisible,
17:56yet it can hold an elephant.
17:58You know, Jimmy, you're lucky you're a genius,
18:00so when your inventions go horribly wrong,
18:02you're smart enough to fix them.
18:03I wish I could hold an elephant.
18:07Or a baseball.
18:08Just remember, you'll engage the tethernet
18:13just before I fall, okay?
18:15You can count on us, Jimmy.
18:17I won't mess up,
18:18or my name is EnchÃn Guaberra Estevez.
18:23Okay, Mr. Super Fabulous, you're on in two minutes.
18:26Say yes, I am always on.
18:30Okay, get ready.
18:31When I say one, two, three,
18:32that'll be the signal and you go.
18:33Got it.
18:35Wait a minute.
18:35Did Jimmy mean I go after three,
18:37or is he going to get the signal on three?
18:40Let's get this show on the road.
18:41Time is precious, almost as precious as I.
18:44Help, help.
18:45Someone save me before I fall to my most certain death.
18:48Uh, will someone, and I don't mean me,
18:51take care of that annoying kid, please?
18:53Help me, help me.
18:55Hey, hello.
18:56Will someone quiet that brat down?
18:58I am trying to create magic here.
19:00And what's the signal?
19:02Is it a hand signal or a word signal?
19:04A wink or a nod?
19:05I can't take the pressure.
19:08Um, Sheen, I think you need a time out.
19:10Dad, help.
19:12It's me, Jimmy.
19:13Hey, will the bozo with the rude son named Jimmy
19:16please do something?
19:18I got people waiting to enjoy me.
19:20Dad, help.
19:21Oh, kid, move.
19:23You're blocking my spotlight.
19:25Dad, it's me, Jimmy.
19:28Hey, hey, you know, in case you hadn't noticed,
19:30this is the You Neutron show, not the Help Me Dad,
19:33it's Jimmy show.
19:35Carl, Sheen, engage microfiber optic net.
19:38One, two, three, go.
19:40I think that's the signal, Sheen.
19:42Go.
19:42Maybe it's a code, or a trap,
19:45or Jimmy could be an evil robot,
19:47or it could be all a dream.
19:49Give me, Dad.
19:50I'm relieving you of your command.
19:52Give me, I had it first.
19:54Now, Jimmy, Jimmy?
19:59Jimbo!
20:00Forget the brat, loser.
20:02Son needs me.
20:04Fame and fortune, baby.
20:08No!
20:10Dad'll save you!
20:14Dad, you saved my life.
20:16Of course it did, Jimbo.
20:18What dad wouldn't?
20:20Uh, you okay, son?
20:22Yeah, thanks, Dad.
20:24I'm glad you're back.
20:25So am I.
20:27You know, it's not easy being cool, Jimmy,
20:29and not nearly as much fun as being me.
20:33You, baby, what are you doing?
20:34I'm talking to my son, Jimbo.
20:37Hey, you got any pie around here?
20:39What's the matter with you?
20:40You're on in 5.2 seconds!
20:42Fame and fortune await you!
20:43Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
20:48Quack, quack, quack, quack, quackity quack.
20:50Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
20:55Happy Father's Day, Dad.
20:56Is that what day it is?
20:57Yeah.
20:58I thought it was Flag Day.
20:59Oh, okay, so bright.
21:10You're right.
21:12I'm sorry.
21:16I don't know who I was, too.
21:23I know no sun at night.
21:25Hi, I'm Paul.
21:43Got a blast.
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