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00:00Okay, listen up. Time to choose upsides for B-Ball.
00:15Okay, I'd like all the short kids
00:18to get the heck out of the way while I pick all the tall kids.
00:22I'll take Stretch.
00:23Long John.
00:25Abnormally tall Bob.
00:27Lengthy Lou.
00:27Oh, man. Bottom of the barrel time.
00:34Shine?
00:35Yes! I am so not the last guy!
00:38Carl, for comic relief.
00:40Bless you, Birch.
00:42Ugh, Neutron.
00:47Ah, cheer up, Jimmy.
00:49Hey, after the game, you want to come over and watch Wizard of Oz?
00:52I love those little munchkins.
00:54What? What'd I say?
00:56Hey, man, you dinky guys are so touchy.
00:59You guys have no idea what it's like to be the short guy.
01:02It's like...
01:03It's like...
01:04Uh, you're not going to sing, are you?
01:06It's just that all this week,
01:08it's been open season on short guys.
01:10You should go to our teeny-weeny little tykes section.
01:19They have shorts with your favorite cartoon characters on them.
01:22Okay, all the little shorties down front.
01:25That means you, Neutron.
01:28Neutron shorties.
01:30Don't let them laugh at you, Neutron.
01:31Stand up and face him like a man.
01:33He is standing.
01:34Pass, pass, I'm open.
01:38You're right, Jimmy.
01:39Tiny people are adrenalin' our society.
01:41That wasn't my point at all.
01:42You weren't even listening.
01:43Well, it's hard to hear you from all the way down there.
01:45Try shouting next time.
01:46Don't let it get to you, Jim.
01:47I mean, think of all the famous short people.
01:49Napoleon, President John Adams, Frodo.
01:51Forget it.
01:52I don't want to play basketball.
01:53Let's get out of here and go to Retro Land.
01:54Excellent idea.
01:55You can forget your troubles and we can go on a brand new ride.
01:59The bomb attack!
02:01The bomb attack!
02:02The bomb attack!
02:03The bomb attack!
02:04The bomb attack!
02:05The bomb attack!
02:06The bomb attack!
02:07The bomb attack!
02:08The bomb attack!
02:09The bomb attack!
02:10The bomb attack!
02:11The bomb attack!
02:16Do not go on this ride if you have a bad back, bad neck, or hate puking.
02:25Sorry, Small Fry.
02:26You've got to be as tall as me to ride this.
02:28Did you just call me Small Fry?
02:31Yes, Small Fry.
02:32What are you going to do about it?
02:34This driver breaks the camel's back.
02:36What camel?
02:41So, I've got to be as tall as you, right?
02:44Sheen, where's the camel?
02:46Oh, an animal's back room, bathroom!
02:47Bathroom!
02:48Bathroom!
02:50No!
03:02No!
03:03No!
03:05No!
03:08Oh, no!
03:11No!
03:12No!
03:13No!
03:13No!
03:13No!
03:14No!
03:14No!
03:15No!
03:15No!
03:16Let's get it!
03:33Ah!
03:35Well, this doesn't happen every day, does it?
03:38Hey, what's going on? I'm small!
03:41I hope that camel doesn't step on us!
03:43I hope that's ice cream!
03:46What are we gonna do?
03:47I know, I know!
03:48We'll find a bunch of rats, learn to ride them, and put on a rat rodeo!
03:52We'll make millions!
03:53No! I gotta get back to the lab and make a resizing ray fast!
03:57Everybody on Goddard!
04:00What about me? Take me with you!
04:02Sorry, you have to be this tall to ride my dog!
04:14Shrink ray hit everyone in retroville!
04:17Yay! I'm the same size as my Ultra Lady action figure!
04:21I could date her!
04:22Got her! Go to my house! Go! Go!
04:24You can't date her or she and she's Ultra Lord's fiancé!
04:27They've been engaged for 12 years!
04:30He clearly has a problem with commitment!
04:32Well, I don't approve!
04:33Deal with it!
04:34I really need to expand my circle of friends!
04:40Hey, Jimmy, did your shrink ray affect birds too?
04:43No, just humans. Birds and animals remain normal-sized.
04:46Oh. Then that cute, normal-sized bird is about to eat her!
04:50Eat her!
05:02Woo-hoo!
05:05This is a nightmare!
05:06How am I going to clean this house if I'm six inches tall?
05:09I know, these are dark times, sugar booger.
05:12But look on the bright side! We finally got a jumbo-sized TV!
05:16James Isaac Neutron, are you responsible for this?
05:21You know, Mom, we could waste precious time assigning blame.
05:25Jimmy!
05:26Kinda.
05:27Hugh, speak to your son.
05:28Mom, Dad, don't worry. I'll have you normal-sized again before you know it.
05:32Yeah, no hurry. Just take your time.
05:34Why don't you ask some of your non-geniusy friends to help you out?
05:41Daughter, do an air-to-ground assessment of the situation and report back.
05:45Ch-ch-ch-channy, what do we do?
05:56Try not to look like fire hydrants.
06:03Carl, remember when you took ventriloquist lessons?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Oh, I love ventriloquism.
06:09I got an idea.
06:10Maybe Carl can do a little show for us before we get eaten.
06:15Finished?
06:16Yeah.
06:17Carl, can you throw your voice and sound like Cindy to distract the dog?
06:19Neutron!
06:22Great job.
06:23It wasn't me.
06:25Cindy! Call off your stupid dog!
06:27Not until you make me normal, Neutron.
06:29I'm a scientist, not a miracle worker.
06:31Just do it, Albert Idiot Stein.
06:33I'd be glad to if there wasn't a giant dog in the way.
06:37Humphrey, down!
06:39Oh, wow, that was close.
06:41Now listen, Neutron, you better...
06:43Cynthia Vortex!
06:44Come over here and help your mother clean up Humphrey's extremely large poopy poo poo.
06:49Ooh, just make us big, Neutron!
07:09Hey, you know what's great about this?
07:11What?
07:12Nothing!
07:13Ah!
07:36Hey, look, I'm a stupid mind.
07:38Sheen, you know how I feel about mind-bashing.
07:41Hey, Jimmy, how long do you think we're gonna be small?
07:45As long as it takes me to build another resizing ray.
07:48In the meantime, everyone in Retroville will just have to go on with their lives.
07:52Hmm.
07:53I wonder what that will be like.
07:59Good morning, students!
08:00I'm going to pass out today's quiz!
08:02Ha!
08:03Sheen Schmerabub!
08:04Sheen's playoffs!
08:05In the fall of the night, when she isn't allowed to leave something Charlie's the final
08:06of her records!
08:07And it ran into the accident.
08:09The floor was gone with a Bitte...
08:11ARAAA!
08:12AAAAAAH!
08:13Game...
08:14TARDA!
08:15TA-DA!
08:17Whoa!
08:35Hey, look at that, punk.
08:47Good evening, our big story tonight, local genius and pain-in-the-butt Jimmy Neutron says his shrink ray will be completed tomorrow morning.
09:14An anxious Retroville waits to get big.
09:20Phew, thank goodness this will be over tomorrow.
09:24Hey, pretty lady, how's about knocking off early and coming with me?
09:28Oh, Hugh!
09:29Whee!
09:32So, where are we going?
09:33The drive-in!
09:34Oh, my. Don't have to my size, partner.
09:37Help! Help! Let me go! I don't want to die!
09:41Ha, ha, ha, help!
09:43Whoa.
09:49Revoltron, the next time we rob the Venus National Bank, don't stop and wave at the security camera.
09:54I can't help it. I'm just so good-looking.
09:58Go to Hackma-Thrust, fool!
09:59I can't! Zig's traded in our thrusters for a box of them Plutonian swimsuit magazines.
10:05Swimsuit magazines? What's with you, fool?
10:07I happen to read them for the articles. Now, hold on while we lose them in one of these star systems.
10:13T, what's the nearest M-class planet?
10:17Earth!
10:18Earth?
10:19Yeah, fool! Earth!
10:21Earth it is.
10:37Good. We'll hide out here. See if there's anything worth stealing, and then...
10:41Hey! Look at the cute little people, all right?
10:45Let's go out and squish them!
10:47Squish them yourself, fool! I'm going to make me a little people pie!
10:50As usual, I have a better idea.
10:53All we've got to do is capture these little creatures, and then...
10:58Hey, why are you whispering?
11:01It's more dramatic.
11:02What is this?
11:09Citizens of Retroville, prepare to return to your normal size.
11:13It's about time.
11:14Yeah! Make us big! Yeah!
11:16They're absolutely adorable!
11:19Prepare to suck them into the holding bins.
11:21Sorry, Ultra Lady.
11:23Perhaps someday, society will let people and action figures follow their hearts.
11:27Initiating enlargement sequence!
11:30One, two...
11:33May we crash this party?
11:36This is mine!
11:37This would look beautiful in my ma's den, I swear.
11:40Attention, please. You are all our prisoners.
11:43To save time, I suggest you don't run around screaming
11:46and make us chase you.
11:50No one ever listens.
11:52Get him!
12:00No!
12:05Come on, come on.
12:07How long do you think we can hide in here?
12:12Hey, those are the aliens that tried to steal our Aster Rubies
12:15and almost killed us.
12:16I can use the Ultra Lord Mind Control on them.
12:19She knows!
12:20You don't need to look in this box!
12:22These aren't the kids you're looking for!
12:24Move along!
12:25This talking lunch box is creeping me out.
12:28I'm just gonna move along.
12:30I don't believe it.
12:32Ha-ha! Got you, monkey boy!
12:33Feel the power of Ultra Lord!
12:35Ultra Lord! Ultra Lord!
12:38Ultra Lord!
12:44I probably should have done that.
12:47Hey, I got him!
12:54You were bigger the last time I saw you, but not much.
12:58How would you all like to take a nice, long, terrifying trip?
13:04Depends.
13:05Will we get any souvenirs?
13:06Will we have to go to any boring museums?
13:09Will I have to sit next to Carl?
13:12Let me out!
13:13Help!
13:14Let me out!
13:15Help!
13:16Help!
13:17Help!
13:18Help!
13:19Help!
13:20Help!
13:21Help!
13:22Help!
13:23Help!
13:24Young man!
13:25You are inhuman!
13:26Push your mouth, old woman!
13:27I pity humans!
13:28Does your mother know you're doing this?
13:30No, but when she gets out of prison, I'll tell her.
13:32Well, we can all thank our favorite boy, Genius, for getting us into mortal danger again.
13:39At least we can say we had an exciting childhood.
13:41Hey, look!
13:42It's the old McSpanky's burger joint that we used to work at till you shot it at the sun, Jimmy!
13:48They've turned it into a spaceship!
13:50It's okay!
13:51Our worries are over!
13:52We're rich!
13:54I bet they dissect us like frogs!
14:01Maybe they're going to make us into pets!
14:04Or, train us to ride rats in a rat rodeo and travel the galaxy for fame and fortune!
14:09Hmm, not a bad idea, but too late!
14:12You're on your way to the Third Nebula, where you'll be sold to local alien children as toys!
14:18Toys?
14:19I am not a toy!
14:21I am a human being and I'm not going to be sold to anybody!
14:25I think you are.
14:27Oh, sorry.
14:28We got so caught up in the piles of money you're going to make us that we forgot to ask your opinion!
14:33Yeah, that was so thoughtless!
14:35Why can I eat one?
14:36That one looks nice and juicy!
14:38Please don't eat me!
14:39I'm not nice and juicy!
14:41Well, I am nice, but I'm not juicy!
14:44Well, maybe I am, and with a little salt and pepper...
14:48No eating the merchandise!
14:49Prepare to blast off!
14:51Hmm, I guess I could be a toy.
14:54How does this sound?
14:55My name is Carl, and I want to play with you!
14:59That's a tan on the creepy scale.
15:01Well, if we're going to be toys, let's be the best darn toys ever!
15:06Dad, you want some alien kid dressing you up and feeding you and bathing you and putting you to bed?
15:11No, that's your mom's job.
15:13Look, we're going to be toys, so let's just sell our story and maybe get a TV movie out of it.
15:19Who's with me?
15:20Argh!
15:21I am me bucko!
15:22Listen to me!
15:24We are not going to be toys!
15:26If there's one thing I hate, it's a toy with a bad attitude.
15:30Forget it, kid.
15:31You're never going back.
15:34Goodbye, Earth.
15:36Goodbye, trees and grass and cartoons and doughnuts and...
15:41Don't forget llamas.
15:45Three, two, one...
15:47Hey, wait a minute, we can't go!
15:49I think I left the sprinklers on.
15:51Blast off!
15:56The Waterloo's going to be huge!
16:02Well, boys, the loot is safely locked away and we're off to get paid.
16:06Oh, yeah, we're going to be rich!
16:08Now I can marry Bufunca and her old man can kiss my photon receptors!
16:13And I can finally open up that dress shop!
16:18We'd have to get out of here and take control of the ship!
16:20That's impossible!
16:21We're a bunch of little squirts, what can we do?
16:23You'd be surprised.
16:34That reminds me of something.
16:36The time you got your head caught in the trash compactor!
16:39Which time?
16:40The first, second, the third?
16:42Well, the 19th time was fun, but that's the time I cried.
16:49Since we're too miniscule for a physical assault, we'll use psychological warfare.
16:53Okay, by using found objects, I can cobble together high-frequency microphones...
16:57Go on.
16:58...an ultrasonic sound transmitter...
17:00Yes.
17:01...and a compact battery subsystem.
17:03You lost me out okay.
17:07We have to get them mad at each other!
17:08By attaching these mini-transmitters to their heads, we can pretend to be their conscience!
17:13Yeah!
17:14What's a conscience?
17:15I know, I know!
17:16It's a cute little cricket with a hat, and he sings and hangs out with puppets!
17:21Okay, no.
17:22Oh.
17:23A conscience is the moral voice inside your head telling you right from wrong.
17:26Never heard of it.
17:27Just say things to get them mad at each other.
17:30I'll do, Zix.
17:31You do Travoltron and tea.
17:32Zix, this is your conscience.
17:37Why split the money with those two inferior boneheads?
17:41It was your idea.
17:42You had the brains.
17:43So true, it hurts.
17:45Hi, Mr. Alien Man, I am your conscience.
17:48Hey, cool.
17:49Voices in my head.
17:52Um, Zix, he thinks you're a jerk.
17:54And you have a bad brother.
17:55No one can't.
17:56No one can't.
17:57No one can't.
17:58No one can't.
17:59No one can't.
18:00I can't.
18:01No one can't.
18:02Any other people can't.
18:03That's a good thing.
18:04No one can't.
18:05No one can't.
18:06No one can't.
18:07No one can't.
18:08No one can't.
18:09No.
18:10No one can't.
18:11No one can't.
18:12And you have stinky feet, and you're ugly, and I bet he's not even gonna get you a birthday present.
18:19No birthday present?
18:22For the last time, Travoltron, I do not want a manly hug.
18:26Oh, yeah? How about a knuckle sandwich, you no present giving Casas each?
18:31What? That's not even a word. Get back to the controls.
18:34How about you make me?
18:35You... No.
18:36I don't think you can make me, can you?
18:37I'm captain of the ship. You couldn't even give me...
18:39Testing, testing. One, two, three. Can you hear me? Hello?
18:45Mama?
18:46No, this is your conscience.
18:48My what?
18:49Some kind of bug that crawls inside your head and does puppet shows and busts you when you do something bad.
18:53You're a bug? In my head?
18:55Enough with the questions. Go over and beat up those other guys. They think you're dumb.
18:59What? Thanks for the tip, bug in my head.
19:02Let's go ahead.
19:03No, I think I'm in control now.
19:05No, I...
19:06You think I'm dumb? I got three fingers that says otherwise.
19:09Why, you...
19:10Ow!
19:11Get ready!
19:12Wait a minute!
19:13Stop!
19:14My eye!
19:15Can't you see that this senseless fighting is tearing us apart?
19:19You're right. I hate it when we argue.
19:21Mmm. Got a deep love for you fellas. Brother love.
19:24It's not working!
19:28But I still think T is as dumb as a post.
19:31Why, you get your face over here!
19:39Now!
19:42Dad, close the pod!
19:45What?
19:46Let us out of here this instant, you little squirts!
19:48Hey, these little squirts just kicked your alien butt.
19:53Beaten by six inch earthlings.
19:56I knew we should've hit them.
19:57Set course for Earth!
19:59Fire rocket blasters!
20:08Libby, a little traveling music.
20:16We're going home.
20:20Woo!
20:22Ladies and gentlemen,
20:23I think we've all learned something in the past few days.
20:26Size is not important.
20:28It doesn't matter if you're big or if you're small.
20:32So be happy with who you are!
20:34All right, James!
20:35Yay!
20:37For saving the citizens of Retroville from a life as toys,
20:40we award the Retroville Trophy of Honor to James Isaac Newtrop!
20:44Whoa, whoa, whoa!
20:45Time out!
20:46May I just remind everybody this was all Neutron's fault?
20:49Oh, the loud girl has a point.
20:53Chainsaw!
20:55For reminding us that this was all Jimmy's fault,
20:59we present half of the Retroville Trophy of Honor to Cindy Vortex!
21:04I now pronounce you Ultra Lord Husband and Ultra Lady Wife.
21:08Kiss the bride!
21:09Honeymoon, honeymoon, honeymoon!
21:10And triplets!
21:11Congratulations!
21:12And may I say what beautiful babies!
21:13This baby's gonna hurt you, fool!
21:14Hurt you bad!
21:15This is totally embarrassing.
21:16I am not a baby!
21:17I'm a ruthless, intergalactic mastermind!
21:19I think someone needs a nap!
21:46I'm not an ideal partner!
21:47I'm a foreigner hisú.
21:48I'm a ruthless, sister!
21:49I'm a ruthless!
21:50You know the way to me!
21:51I'm a ruthless, I'm a ruthless, I'm a ruthless, I'm a ruthless,
21:55I'm a ruthless, I'm a ruthless.
21:56I'm a ruthless, I'm a ruthless.
21:57I'm a ruthless.
21:59I mean the above Friedman can be done with a bad man's fault.
22:00Would you tell a nice job?
22:02On your own?
22:03My Kivolowitzỉnh!
22:04I'm a ruthless man.
22:05You know what I'm done?
22:06We'll tell my wife.
22:07You know what I've done.
22:09You know what I've done!
22:11The last day!
22:12This is all I've done.
22:13Oh!
22:22Ha! We're fall!
22:25Got a blast!

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