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00:00When we got married
00:30See, you just put your mind to it, it's quite easy to work this thing, really, just turn your wheels, see, this one, not that one, you get dogs do's all over your hands, see, just turn, well, watch, then, see, just turn the wheels, like that.
00:55Now, I'm at table. I'm just getting the hang of it, just get the feel of it, right, now, you want to turn to the right, right, right, right, hand down, and just...
01:06Now, I'm at table. I'm just trying to show you how it works. I know how it works.
01:12Oh, here I am, then. There, that's all you've got to do, and you're mobile. It's all right, isn't it, eh? I mean, that's not the end of the world, is it, having to sit in one of these things?
01:23Come on, blimey. It's a shame you don't like football, really. Get a good seat in one of these, right, on the touchline.
01:31Nice warm rug over your legs, shouting out the players, come on, you irons!
01:36No, I'm glad you've got it. I don't mind telling you, it's a load off my mind knowing that when I go out, you ain't gonna have to be stuck in this room on your own.
01:44Oh, what's gonna happen then, when you go out, and I ain't gonna have to be stuck in this room on my own?
01:52You don't think I'm gonna be able to wheel myself about in that thing, do you?
01:56Why not?
01:57Why not? Because I'm not gonna sit in that thing, trying to push those wheels round.
02:03That's why not. Because I'm not strong enough for one thing.
02:07And another thing, you said you'd push me. You told everyone you'd push me.
02:13Well, I ain't said I won't, have I?
02:16Well, get out then, let me get in.
02:19I was only thinking of you, my dear, that's all.
02:22I mean, make you more independent, wouldn't it, if you can get about on your own, like in that thing?
02:28Oh, blimey.
02:30I've seen people charging about in them things.
02:33Seen them playing basketball, and I have.
02:36See, all it needs is a little bit of effort, my dear, that's all.
02:39God blimey, they've got their own Olympics to have, you're handicapped.
02:42Winning gold medals, they are, some of them.
02:45Are you gonna push me?
02:47You won't try. That's your trouble. You won't blooming try, will you?
02:50If it was you who had to sit in this chair, all crippled up, it'd be a different tune you'd be playing then.
02:59You wouldn't be talking about playing basketball, winning gold medals, would you?
03:04Oh, no.
03:06You'd expect me to push you.
03:09If you couldn't walk, I'd have to sit crippled up in this chair.
03:13Yeah, but it ain't me that's all crippled up and got to sit in that chair, my dear.
03:17It's you who's got to sit in that chair, innit?
03:19Your legs have gone wonky, my dear, not mine.
03:24But I'd like to think if it was me, it was in your condition,
03:28that I would try and do something about it,
03:31and not just sit there and give in to it.
03:33It's no good looking to me like that, my dear.
03:36It's not my fault if the good Lord has seen fit to turn you into a cripple.
03:44Me?
03:46Bloody thing!
03:48I don't know what I've done to deserve this!
03:51What?
03:52You!
03:53Stuck in this thing!
03:57What's the punishment from above?
03:59Didn't say it was.
04:01But it seemed to be implying it.
04:03Look, all I said was...
04:06It's rheumatoid arthritis.
04:08Yeah, well, rheumatoid.
04:10Not a lot of people my age get it.
04:17What's the punishment from above?
04:21It had been, it'd be you that would have got it.
04:25Yeah, well, it ain't me that's got it, is it?
04:27It's you that's got it.
04:28You got that brake on, Nicky?
04:29No.
04:30You sure?
04:31I mean, this thing's getting harder and harder to push this.
04:34You're going to have to lose some weight, my dear.
04:35This is what you're going to have to do.
04:36You'll get used to it, once you get the knack.
04:42Don't it requires a bit of effort?
04:45It is a punishment from above.
04:48I'm beginning to believe that.
04:50You're right.
04:51It's me.
04:53It's me he's got his knife in, so he's worked it out.
04:55What is the hardest punishment?
04:57Pushing this bloody thing or sitting in it?
05:00All I meant was, if the Almighty, if he has done this to you,
05:08well, he probably ain't done it to you because he don't like you.
05:10No, he's always doing these sort of things to the ones he does like.
05:14He's always been hard on his saints down here on earth.
05:17It's an old fact.
05:18He does it to try him, you see, to put him to the test.
05:22For something better he's got up there for him in heaven.
05:24And then, when he calls you, he sits you by his side and puts his right hand.
05:33As example, to all them others who've had it too easy down here.
05:39I shouldn't think he'll make you suffer too long.
05:41Nah, not hard, man.
05:43Once he sees you've had enough, once he thinks you've done enough penance,
05:48he'll call you unto him.
05:50And then, ba-boom, you'll be laughing.
05:52I'm dancing on your grave.
05:57Anyhow, my legs will outlast your liver.
06:09It's the only way I can't ever stop!
06:11Bloody saying!
06:19Singing in the rain
06:21That's the only way you say the rain
06:24You've got to break them again!
06:26Where else are you going to start?
06:27Too fast!
06:28I can't go fast enough!
06:29I want to get undercover and get bloody friends!
06:33I don't want to act, is it?
06:34Yeah, and I don't want to catch my death, not ever!
06:37Oh, dear old Lord!
06:38Look, will you leave that brake alone?
06:46Leave that brake alone, I'll remove it!
06:49I'll remove that bloody brake, I will!
06:52Go steady, take it easy!
06:53Take it easier!
06:54You're not making it any easier putting that bloody brake on all the time!
06:58And watch your language, you're not at home now, you know!
07:01You're in the street, people can hear you!
07:04Look, if you don't like the way I'm pushing in, you can...
07:06Take it easy!
07:12Don't you conking out on me!
07:15How young as you used to be, you know!
07:17I know that, my dear!
07:20I know that!
07:22I'm getting older by the minute, pushing this bloody thing!
07:25Well, put the brake off!
07:28Bloody thing!
07:30What is that to happen to me?
07:32Bloody thing!
07:32Oh, dear old Lord!
07:50In it fair, eh?
07:52In it bloody fair!
07:54Here she comes, solar bud!
08:09Come on!
08:11Oh!
08:12Wish I had another hand!
08:14Another hand?
08:15You ain't got enough wrong with you, you want another hand to go wrong with you!
08:20Told you!
08:21You shouldn't have to go dragging out to see that doctor, he's the one who should come
08:26out to see you, you're the one who can't walk, you're the cripple, not him!
08:31Look, it's not our doctor I've got to see, I keep telling you!
08:35It's a consultant, specialist up at the hospital!
08:39He specialises in what I've got!
08:41Oh, yeah?
08:42And what's that one specialising, eh?
08:43Nothing, I suppose, nothing we seem to get anyway!
08:46I mean, you go and see him, all he does is sling you over his shoulder!
08:48Well, perhaps that's what he specialises in!
08:52He believes in that, it's good for your spine, he says!
08:55I had nothing wrong with my spine when I went to see him!
08:59I had a cold!
09:02I've got something wrong with my spine now, though, haven't I?
09:05I've got a pain in my spine now, since I see him!
09:09Well, it's good for your spine, what he does!
09:11It straightens you out, he does it to everyone!
09:13I didn't want no straightening out!
09:16I was alright the way I was!
09:17I just wanted something for me cold, that's all!
09:22Anyway, I wouldn't like to ask the doctor to come round here!
09:26I wouldn't like to ask anyone to come round here, the state this place is in!
09:31I feel too ashamed!
09:32It's another thing!
09:34You should have someone in to help!
09:36You shouldn't have to go cooking and scrubbing and cleaning the condition you're in!
09:40Crippled up the way you are!
09:41You could do more!
09:44That's not the point!
09:46That's not the argument!
09:47They, the council, they should send someone round here!
09:50It's their job to provide that, not mine!
09:52It's not my job!
09:52I'm not a bloody social worker!
09:54I mean, where's your welfare state, eh?
09:57That's what I'm on about!
09:58Where do they vanish to when you need them?
10:00Oh, yeah!
10:01You, you're paying for it, don't you?
10:02You have to!
10:03See, I was against that from the beginning, you know that!
10:06I would have sooner gone private!
10:08But no!
10:09No, you ain't got no beaten choice!
10:11You have to pay into that!
10:12Oh, they said we've got a free health service for you, Mr Garn!
10:15It's only going to cost you X pounds per week!
10:18What's X?
10:18What's X?
10:22I'll tell you what bloody X is!
10:25X bloody expensive!
10:26That's what X is!
10:29That's what your free health service is!
10:31X bloody expensive!
10:33Well, yeah!
10:34They're quick enough when, when you're paying in for it, aren't they?
10:37Quick enough grabbing the money off you then!
10:39But the minute it comes the time to give some of it back,
10:41they're not so bloody quick or keen then, aren't they?
10:43I'll tell you!
10:44If it was one of your city companies,
10:45one of your private firms,
10:46if it was one of your insurance friendlies done that,
10:49done a bunk with the money,
10:51what you've paid in,
10:52they shouldn't get their collar felt,
10:54don't you worry about that!
10:55They sued their bloody feet,
10:57wouldn't touch the ground!
10:58The bloody fraud's going to be on to them!
11:00But just because it's the government,
11:02they can rob you blind again!
11:04Well, they give me this chair!
11:06Oh, yeah, they give me that chair!
11:08They give you a bloody wheelchair!
11:10They never give you no-one to push it, did they?
11:14No!
11:14They're muggins, push it!
11:19Muggins!
11:20I'll tell you something,
11:21I'll need a bloody wheelchair soon,
11:22pushing you around in that thing!
11:24I'm not a bloody horse!
11:25They'd be put in a car at my time of life!
11:28At my age, I should be having a rest!
11:30Not becoming a beast of burden!
11:34Where's the...
11:35What the hell?
11:36I ain't had a mouthful of that yet!
11:50You...
11:50Oh!
11:51That's what it's like,
11:52could you?
11:53Give us that here!
11:55Oh!
11:56Look!
11:58Married car drivers!
12:00No consideration!
12:02You'll be parking your front garden soon!
12:03Bloody hell!
12:09Beep!
12:12Beep-beep!
12:16Beep!
12:17Why don't you get on the pavement?
12:20Because there's no room on the pavement,
12:22all the bloody cars are parked on the pavement!
12:25Just pull over!
12:27No!
12:27Of course, much right on this road as you have!
12:30Well, then hurry up, will you?
12:33There's no law that says how fast I've got to go!
12:36All the law says is how fast I can't go!
12:40Beep!
12:43You want to show a bit more consideration
12:45for other road users, mate?
12:46You're not a road user!
12:48I'm using it!
12:49I'm using this road!
12:50I'm just in front of your car using it!
12:52Yeah, but you're not supposed to be using it!
12:54Who say it?
12:55I'm a car driver!
12:56Yeah, well, I'm a four-wheel vehicle, too!
12:58I've paid tax to be on these roads!
13:00Oh, yeah?
13:01I've got a disc on my windscreen!
13:02Yeah, and how do you know
13:03I ain't got a tax on my windscreen, eh?
13:05What windscreen?
13:06You're a bloody pedestrian!
13:08I...
13:09Not necessarily!
13:10I might be a car driver
13:12and be out for a walk!
13:13Listen!
13:13I've got a cripple in this wheelchair
13:15that I'm pushing!
13:16You want somebody to be really handicapped
13:19pushing it?
13:20Yeah!
13:20Don't bloody start with me, mate!
13:22Look!
13:23Can you be reasonable?
13:25No, you be bloody reasonable!
13:27Listen!
13:28You're not supposed to be walking in the road
13:30holding up traffic!
13:31Who says?
13:32You should know that!
13:32Who says I'm not supposed to be walking in the road?
13:36Who says?
13:37It's dangerous!
13:38Yeah, well, it's a bloody side more dangerous
13:40than push the wheelchair on the pavement
13:42with all the cars parked on it!
13:44Fuck!
13:44I'll take you to the bloody cleaners!
14:08I'm a pedestrian, huh?
14:10A law-abiding pedestrian!
14:13What is crossing a road
14:14in my legally designated place
14:17according to my legal right away?
14:20Just hurry up!
14:21I've got Inverleed in this chair, mate!
14:26Just cross it for Pete's sake!
14:29There's no law that says how fast
14:31I have to cross this road, mate!
14:33I can cross it in whatever time I want!
14:34Just cross the road and hurry up
14:37for Pete's sake, mate!
14:39Jimmy!
14:54Take your hand off of that chair!
14:56Listen!
14:57Take your hand
14:58off of this chair!
15:00Now, listen!
15:01You take your hand
15:02off that chair!
15:04I'll put my hand on you in a minute!
15:05Do what?
15:06Do what?
15:07You and me, darling, mate, this is quite a year.
15:10I'm not quite a year, big as you are.
15:11I can't take you on, mate. I'm not...
15:13No, you! You can't ever be poddy!
15:16I'm poddy now!
15:18Oi!
15:18I'm poddy!
15:18I'm poddy now!
15:19I'm poddy now!
15:26Take that time here, don't I?
15:29Well, they're very busy.
15:31Busy what? On another go slow, are they?
15:34They are short stuff.
15:35Shul staff have got over four million unemployed.
15:38Well, then they're trying someone up to be doctors.
15:41I don't want someone off the doll queue examining me.
15:45It's up to me that's where our doctor be, on the bloody doll queue.
15:49It's up to me that's where they'd all be, on the doll queue.
15:53Oh, dear.
15:54Can't smoke here.
15:56No smoking.
16:02It's a Nazi Germany here. It's supposed to be a free country, innit?
16:05Well, it was, till your Mrs Thatcher took over.
16:08Not my Mrs Thatcher. I never voted for her.
16:11You voted for the Tories.
16:12So I might have, but I voted for the Tory men, not for the Tory women.
16:17It's a mistake putting a woman in charge, innit?
16:19It's not a woman shouldn't be in a Parliament in the first place.
16:22It's not a woman's job.
16:23Your woman's place is...
16:25Where?
16:25In the home.
16:26In the home, I did.
16:28All right.
16:29Had one or two of them in Parliament in the old days.
16:31Just for laugh, wasn't it?
16:34For a giggle.
16:34And to hand out the tea and blankets during your all-night sessions.
16:38No one took it.
16:39Seriously.
16:39See, your woman's role is not go messing about in politics.
16:44Your woman's role is to be wife and mother of your politician.
16:51Mother of a Prime Minister.
16:53Not to be it herself.
16:56Wife and mother of man.
16:58That's all we ask of them.
16:59It should be an important enough role for any woman.
17:01They shouldn't have to go worrying their pretty little heads about how the country's run.
17:04It's none of their business.
17:08Be good at housekeeping.
17:10That's all your economics that your woman has to know.
17:13But your man, you see, she's got to go out and earn the money before she can housekeeping it.
17:17And that is your man's role.
17:18To go out and earn the money for her.
17:21Well, I haven't noticed you doing much of that.
17:29It won't be very long.
17:34It's like you're bleating Star Wars, isn't it?
17:56Don't stop that.
17:59I'm going out for smoke.
18:00Smoke.
18:01Smoke.
18:04There's signs of life, yet?
18:21Eh?
18:30He ain't going off on his holidays, is he?
18:33Your consultant.
18:34I mean, this is the right day, is it?
18:38Yes.
18:40I mean, don't they give you an appointment, like a time to see him?
18:44They tell you a time to be here.
18:46Oh, but is that the same time he gets here, this bloody nice seat?
18:50I mean, he is here, is he?
18:51That's turned up, is he?
18:53There's open up shop, is he?
18:57I don't know.
18:58I mean, he might still be up near Harley Street with all his rich patients.
19:03Well, them Harley Street doctors, they only come down here to practice on the likes of us, my dear.
19:09Well, it's no good looking like that.
19:11It's the truth, I'm telling you.
19:12You've heard the expression, to practice medicine.
19:16We don't think them rich Harley Street patients let them doctors practice on them, do you?
19:20No.
19:20This is where they do their practicing, down here.
19:24On us, on your poor National Health Service patients.
19:28Like us, this is where they sharpen up their skills, my dear.
19:31This is where they learn to use a knife.
19:33On us, I mean, let me ask you a question, see.
19:38Who, who was your first heart transplant patient, eh?
19:42It wasn't one of your rich Harley Street patients, was it?
19:44Oh, no.
19:46It was a poor Jewish one, out of South Africa.
19:50Migrant probably just got off the boat with hardly enough lingo to know what they was doing to him.
19:55And look what they done, look what they done.
19:57They bunged a black heart into him.
20:00A black man's heart.
20:03It was about to fail, wasn't it?
20:07Because, you see, your Jews' other Jewish organs rejected it, didn't they?
20:13Because it wasn't what your Jews called kosher, you see?
20:19Anyway, even if he had lived, even if he had survived him,
20:22what sort of life would that be out of South Africa with all your apartheid?
20:26When a white man walked around with a black man's heart,
20:29he wouldn't even know what toilet he used, would he?
20:33It was like, they've got a bit better at it since then.
20:39I've had a lot of practice out there in South Africa where your life is cheap.
20:43You see, by the way, one thing.
20:44When they've perfected it, as soon as they've made that operation foolproof,
20:48you won't see no poor people getting heart transplants then, my dear,
20:52but all your rich millionaires getting it then.
20:54You mark my words.
20:55Will you get me a cup of tea?
21:01I suppose I'll have to queue up for that, won't I?
21:03Well, it won't hurt you, would it?
21:05Not doing anything else.
21:09You all right, Sambo?
21:10Yeah.
21:11Yeah, I was thinking.
21:23Oh, something new for you, isn't it?
21:30No, I was thinking.
21:32So you said.
21:33In a hundred years or more from now,
21:39there'll be new people here.
21:41Why, do you think we'll have to wait that long?
21:45In the world, I'm talking about, you silly great pudding.
21:48In this world!
21:50It'll all be gone.
21:52Well, you've got a point, though, what you're saying about all this waiting.
21:56Well, it'll all be gone before that.
21:58Oh, I'll be gone soon.
21:59I mean, that consultant don't put his finger out.
22:01I was thinking, you know,
22:04like watching all them people come in here,
22:06all the sick and the lame,
22:09it made me think.
22:10Don't matter what them doctors do to them,
22:11don't matter how clever they become,
22:15we've still all got a goal, haven't we?
22:18All that money spent on keeping people alive, wasted.
22:25Because we've all still got a goal, haven't we?
22:27I mean, even them, even the doctors themselves,
22:29because in a hundred years or more,
22:31none of us who's here now will be here then.
22:34We'll all be gone.
22:36Well, it would be stranger if we wasn't.
22:39Don't matter how important you are,
22:40see how rich,
22:42how famous,
22:44we'll be gone.
22:47Margaret Thatcher.
22:51Boy George.
22:52Half a scargill.
23:01Even your Terry Wogan.
23:04All got a goal.
23:06Makes you think that, doesn't it?
23:08Seems to have made you think.
23:11I thought you knew that.
23:14I thought you knew that you'd have to go someday.
23:16I mean, imagine an old world
23:25full of new people
23:27and no one that we know would be here.
23:29There's not many of you here now that I know.
23:33Look on the bright side.
23:35All right, so you've lost the use of your legs.
23:37Could be worse, you've still got your arms.
23:39You ain't lost the use of them, yeah, have you?
23:43Hey, hey, my dear,
23:44you've still got all your marbles.
23:47Well.
23:50No, I mean, you look at some old people,
23:52God, blimey, you know,
23:53about your age.
23:55They don't know where they are,
23:57so some of them don't even know who they are.
23:59Nah, listen,
24:00you want to cheer up and sit there moping about,
24:01I'll tell you,
24:02I'll win the pools, my dear,
24:03I'll take you to Lourdes.
24:06If you win the pools.
24:07Anyway, that's only for Catholics, isn't it?
24:10No, if you've got the money, my dear,
24:12them Catholics ain't gonna turn away the business, are they?
24:17Anyway, how'd you tell a Catholic, eh?
24:18I mean, you could pass the Catholic easy.
24:20All you've got to do is
24:21get some of them beads that they pry on,
24:23go down that church of theirs,
24:24learn some of the lingo,
24:25light a few candles,
24:26ask King, Queen, Jack, ba-boom.
24:29Nah, you can pass the Catholic as anyone.
24:33Nah, listen, I'll tell you,
24:34I'll win the pools and get the money,
24:35straight off the lourdes for you.
24:37No more hanging about these places.
24:39You know, another thing,
24:40another thing about your lourdes, see,
24:43we'd get a bit of a return lock on our money.
24:48You know, bring back all the duty-free's.
24:51But I've heard tales about your lourdes,
24:53amazing,
24:54you know, people worse crippled up than what you are,
24:57worse than any of this lot here,
24:58to walk into that water,
25:00holy water,
25:01and I come out and throw away the crutches,
25:04leave the wheelchairs there.
25:07Of course,
25:07they wouldn't leave our wheelchair there,
25:08we'd bring the duty-free back in that,
25:10wouldn't they?
25:13You know,
25:14it's a wonder to me
25:15they don't put your lourdes on your national health.
25:19Nah, of course,
25:19I mean,
25:19the doctors would be against that,
25:21wouldn't they?
25:21I mustang to reason.
25:22You,
25:22you put your lourdes on your national health,
25:24they'd all be out of a job,
25:25wouldn't they?
25:26I don't know why
25:27you've got this terrible down on doctors
25:30all of a sudden.
25:30I've got no down on,
25:32I mean,
25:32the summer's all right,
25:33summer's honest enough,
25:34I just think it's bloody daft
25:35to let doctors and nurses
25:36build up a bloody good business
25:37out of us being ill.
25:39It's daft,
25:40didn't it?
25:40Let them make a handsome profit
25:41out of cutting your legs off
25:42or cutting your insides off.
25:44No-one's cutting my legs off.
25:46Of course they aren't.
25:47No-one's going to cut your legs off,
25:48my dear,
25:49you're too poor,
25:49there's not enough profit
25:50out of cutting your legs off.
25:53No,
25:54doctors are dedicated.
25:55They're like vicars and priests.
25:58Talking about...
25:58They do what they have to do
26:00because it's good for us.
26:01They don't all think like you.
26:03Doctors are the same
26:04as everybody else,
26:05my dear.
26:06They're in it
26:06for what they can get out of it.
26:08You don't think
26:09Undertaker cries
26:10when you die,
26:11do you?
26:12Of course he don't.
26:12He's the only one laughing
26:13because he's earning,
26:14isn't he?
26:15You don't think
26:16Undertaker digs holes
26:17for the love of it
26:18and buries you
26:19for the love of it,
26:20do you?
26:21Some would dig holes
26:22and bury you
26:23for the love of it.
26:25No,
26:25it...
26:26You'll soon
26:27on to the doctor
26:27if there's anything
26:28that's wrong with you.
26:29On to him?
26:30God blimey,
26:31he's hardly ever there.
26:32It'd be easier
26:32to get in to see royalty
26:33than get in to see him.
26:35You can't expect
26:36to see him
26:36at the drop of a hat.
26:38You're supposed
26:38to make an appointment
26:39to see him.
26:40Make an appointment?
26:41Don't be bloody daft.
26:42I don't know
26:43when I'm going
26:44to be ill,
26:44do I?
26:45What am I supposed
26:46to do?
26:46Go down to Fortune
26:47and tell him
26:47when I'm going
26:48to be ill.
26:49Oh, doc,
26:49can I have
26:50an appointment,
26:50please?
26:50I think I'm
26:51going to have
26:51a flu on Tuesday.
26:54You're always
26:55phoning him
26:56complaining
26:56that you're ill.
26:58Look,
26:58the trouble
26:59with your doctors,
27:00my dear,
27:00is the government
27:01paying them
27:01their money up front.
27:02What the government
27:02ought to do
27:03is only pay them
27:05their money
27:05when his patient
27:06is sick.
27:08And only then
27:08if he does his job
27:09properly
27:09and gets him
27:10well again.
27:10And if he dies,
27:11nothing.
27:11Don't give him
27:12nothing.
27:13He'll soon
27:13come running
27:14then.
27:15Yeah,
27:16he'd soon
27:17come running
27:17when you
27:17ring him up
27:18there.
27:18Oh,
27:18better still,
27:19what the government
27:20ought to do,
27:20see,
27:21is only pay
27:22your doctors
27:23when his patient
27:24is fit and healthy.
27:26And if he gets
27:26sick,
27:27stop it out
27:27of his wages.
27:30He'd soon
27:31want to see you
27:32then.
27:32You won't
27:32have to bother
27:33making appointments
27:33with him
27:34then.
27:34He'd be
27:34round your house
27:35all day long
27:35knocking on the
27:36front door.
27:36Good morning,
27:37Mr. Garne.
27:37Anything I can do
27:38for you?
27:38Nothing I can do
27:39for you today
27:40but I mean,
27:41one sneeze
27:41will soon
27:42find your
27:42hospital bed
27:43then,
27:43I tell you.
27:44But I think
27:45the National
27:45Health Service
27:46is a good
27:47thing.
27:47Good thing?
27:48Yeah.
27:49Don't know
27:49where I'd be
27:50now without it.
27:51National
27:51Health Service
27:52is a good
27:52thing.
27:52What are you
27:53talking about?
27:53You can't
27:54even get
27:54your Lourdes
27:54on it.
27:55I want to
27:56go to
27:57Lourdes.
27:57Afraid I
27:58don't believe
27:58in miracles
27:59anymore.
28:00Well,
28:00you please
28:00yourself.
28:02I'll tell you
28:02one thing,
28:03it'd be a
28:03bloody miracle
28:03if any of
28:04this lot
28:04get to see
28:05a doctor
28:05today.
28:06Bloody
28:07hours we've
28:10done.
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