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00:00When we got married
00:30When we got married
00:56Do you mind if I use that phone?
00:57I'm using it!
01:00You're not speaking on it
01:02There's nobody on the other end is there
01:03Stupid great fat big cow
01:05I'm waiting for a phone call for my daughter
01:11If you must know
01:12That phone's for making calls
01:15Not receiving them
01:16That phone is for receiving calls too
01:18If somebody rings you
01:19There's no law against that missus
01:21Nobody's rung you on it
01:24My daughter's going to ring me
01:254 o'clock
01:26It's half past four now
01:28I know the time
01:29My call if you'll excuse me
01:32Hello?
01:34Hello?
01:35Rita?
01:36Hey?
01:37No
01:39I am not going across the road
01:41And tell her her sister is here
01:42What do you think?
01:43I'm a bloody messenger boy
01:44Bloody cheap
01:47They use this phone like it's their own
01:49Somebody called Fred
01:53Specs me go charging across the road
01:55And tell somebody that their sister is here
01:57I'd have gone
01:58Of course you'd have gone
01:59That's not the point
02:00While you're going over there
02:01And fetching her over here
02:02And talking on there to him
02:03I could have lost my party
02:05Because that phone would have been engaged
02:06Wouldn't it?
02:07There's me call now
02:08Hello?
02:09Rita?
02:10Oh God it's you again
02:11Will you get off this bloody phone?
02:14No I am not going across the road
02:16Will you shut off?
02:21That was Rita
02:22Rita
02:23Rita
02:25Rita
02:26Oh my goodness
02:28She's gone
02:29She's gone
02:30Can I use it now if you're finished?
02:32I ain't finished have I?
02:33She'll ring back
02:34She's got to ring back
02:35Hello
02:36Rita?
02:38Well what time do you call this?
02:40Half hour ago
02:40You're supposed to ring up in wait
02:41Well can't he get his own bloody tea?
02:45Who's shouting?
02:46I'm not shouting
02:47If I want shouting
02:48I've got bloody good reason to shout
02:50Now you listen to me
02:50You listen
02:51You listen to me
02:52This is your father
02:53This is your father speaking
02:54I'm not shouting
02:56If I was shouting
02:57I've got bloody good reason to shout
02:58But I wasn't shouting
02:59Now shut up a lizard
03:00I've been standing in this phone box
03:03Half hour and I
03:04Hey
03:04I shouldn't have to stand around
03:05In phone boxes
03:06This man of my age
03:06I could catch me in death
03:07I could catch pneumonia and die
03:09And then he'll look after you mother
03:11Hey
03:11Yes well
03:12Say you're sorry
03:13I don't have to say I'm sorry
03:15You
03:15I've got a bit to be sorry about
03:17You say you're sorry
03:18No
03:18You say you're
03:19I'm not saying I'm sorry
03:20I've got a bit to be sorry for
03:21You say you're sorry
03:22I am not bloody shouting
03:24Would you
03:25Don't you dare hang up on me
03:27Rita
03:27Don't you
03:29Don't you dare
03:30I haven't finished
03:31Are you
03:31Rita
03:32Bloody kids
03:39Stop with me
03:43Do you want to wake up yet?
03:49Do you want to wake up yet?
03:54Do you want to wake up yet?
04:09No
04:10Do you want to stay asleep?
04:14All right?
04:38Sleep.
04:41She's asleep.
04:44I'll let you sleep.
04:48Who's that now?
04:55Oh, it's you.
04:57Yeah, it's me.
04:58I'm not talking to you.
04:59Well, don't talk to me then.
05:01You hung that phone up on me.
05:03I ran out of money. I didn't have any more money to put in. It was cut off.
05:07Four o'clock, you're supposed to ring me up. I was foregone when you did. Then you hung up.
05:10I didn't hang up.
05:12Half hour I waited in that phone box.
05:14I was phoning from Liverpool. It is a lot of money. I didn't have any more money to put in. It was cut off.
05:20Well, I ain't talking to you.
05:21Oh, well, then don't talk to me then.
05:23But before you stop talking to me, ask me in at least. Come all the way from Liverpool to see you and mine.
05:28Not me. You ain't that come to see me.
05:30Oh, I ain't come to see you.
05:31You wouldn't put yourself out for me.
05:33You're like a big baby. Why would you think I'd come all the way from Liverpool if it wasn't to see you?
05:38Well, why'd you hang up on me then?
05:39I didn't... Oh, don't start all that again. Can I come in?
05:43Look, are you going to ask me? Have I got to stand out here on the doorstep?
05:47You don't have to ask to come in. This is your home, isn't it?
05:52I've got to shut my door to you, my dear.
05:54And I've never hung my phone up on you, neither.
05:58I'm sorry.
05:59Yeah, so you should be.
06:02Well, all right, if you are sorry.
06:06I am.
06:07Well, don't just stand here.
06:09I was going to meet you off the train, weren't I?
06:15But you never told me the time. No, you're so busy shouting and hanging up the phone on me.
06:19Oh, let's forget it.
06:20All right, forget it, yeah.
06:21I mean, I could have gone up to that Euston and waited on every train for you, couldn't I?
06:24Well, it's a good job you didn't, cos I come on the coach.
06:30I promised myself I'm not talking to you.
06:32Oh, well, I wish you'd kept your promise.
06:33Eh?
06:34Never mind.
06:37When are you going back?
06:38There's a chance to get my coat off.
06:42Where's Mum?
06:44Having her sleep.
06:45That's all she does nowadays, isn't it?
06:47How is she?
06:48Oh, hanging on.
06:50She might just as well be asleep all the time for all the comfort she is to me when she's awake.
06:55You know, I do me best, I push her around, there's nothing to do.
06:59Nowhere to push her to, nowhere to push her back from.
07:01I mean, she don't want to do nothing.
07:03All she wants to do is sit, just sit.
07:05That's all she can do, innit?
07:06She could try.
07:07Try what?
07:08I don't know, do I?
07:11Not easy for me, is it?
07:13Well, it's not easy for her either.
07:15She's senile, isn't she?
07:18She's not senile, she's old, that's all.
07:21Well, what is old? That is bloody senile, innit?
07:24You're old.
07:25I'm not as old as she is.
07:26You're one year younger.
07:28Two!
07:29Two!
07:30Two!
07:31I've still got all my marbles.
07:34So she.
07:35Oh yeah, you don't have to live with her.
07:37Oh blimey.
07:38That's my own fault.
07:39I should have married someone younger.
07:41Someone a lot younger than myself.
07:43Someone who could have lasted me out.
07:45Someone who could have looked after me.
07:47Oh shhh, Dad, give over.
07:48What are you talking about give over?
07:49She can't hear when she's sitting next to you.
07:52She was the clever one.
07:54She didn't marry someone older than herself, did she?
07:56No, she had her head screwed on then, all right.
07:58I was the muggins.
07:59I was the one who rushed in, wasn't I?
08:01Without weighing up the pros and the cons.
08:03I was the fool.
08:04He'd stuffed with love and romance.
08:08All that bloody rubbish.
08:12Didn't stop to consider
08:13I might be better off marrying someone younger than myself.
08:16Will you get out of my chair?
08:18You're so selfish.
08:24Selfish!
08:25Me!
08:26Oh yes, yes.
08:27Shouldn't expect that, I suppose.
08:28Shouldn't expect gratitude.
08:30Sacrifice yourself for others.
08:32Oh yes, but don't expect gratitude.
08:34Sacrifice you?
08:35Yes, sacrifice me!
08:36What have you ever sacrificed?
08:38Look, as he is my witness,
08:40I'd want my finger to the bone providing for you!
08:43And her!
08:44Oh!
08:45Yes!
08:46Oh, oh!
08:47And you too!
08:4845 years!
08:49You've been married to Mum and that's how you refer to her still!
08:51Er!
08:52Look!
08:53Who is it looks after her, eh?
08:55It's me!
08:56Me!
08:57Er is your wife!
08:58And you are her doer!
09:00I do what I can!
09:01Oh yeah, everybody does what they can!
09:02Ain't bloody much, is it?
09:03I'm the one who has to look after her,
09:04attend to her every need.
09:05But I'm the selfish one, oh yes!
09:06Oh, I'm sorry, Dad.
09:07No.
09:08You do your best, I know that.
09:09Yeah.
09:10I don't know what she'd do without you, I really don't.
09:12I mean, you are a good husband in your way.
09:13In what way?
09:14Well, you do your best.
09:15Well, that ain't easy.
09:16I know it's not.
09:17I mean, there's some I know.
09:18Some men, they wouldn't do it.
09:19No?
09:20No.
09:21They'd have her put in a home, they'd stick her away somewhere.
09:22Oh, I'm sorry, Dad.
09:23Oh, I'm sorry, Dad.
09:24You do your best, I know that.
09:25Yeah.
09:26I don't know what she'd do without you, I really don't.
09:27I mean, you are a good husband in your way.
09:32In what way?
09:33Well, you do your best.
09:36Well, that ain't easy.
09:37I know it's not.
09:39I mean, there's some I know.
09:42Some men, they wouldn't do it.
09:44No?
09:45They'd have her put in a home, they'd stick her away somewhere.
09:47I wouldn't.
09:48Not me, you know.
09:49I think in the world of Mummy, you know that.
09:50It's just that sometimes, oh, you have to be cruel to be kind.
09:53What?
09:54You know what I mean?
09:55It could be more cruel to, like, you know, denying her something better.
10:00Somewhere where she, you know, where she'd be better looked after.
10:04Because, I mean, you know, I'm old.
10:08And, you know, maybe it could be more cruel like keeping her here.
10:13I mean, I'd miss her, but...
10:16You're not thinking of putting her in home?
10:19No, not when I've got breath in my body.
10:21I'll push that wheelchair till I drop dead.
10:23Before I let them take Mummy away.
10:25It's just that sometimes...
10:26No!
10:27Over my dead body!
10:30I'll make a fresh pot.
10:39Is your Michael working yet, Rita?
10:41No.
10:42But he's had a promise of a job, though.
10:44Oh, yeah?
10:45Still getting promises of work, is he?
10:49Always getting promises of work when he lived down here, wasn't he?
10:52There's a lot of unemployment in Liverpool, Dad.
10:54I know.
10:55That's why he went back up there, wasn't he?
11:00You're not funny.
11:01I'm not trying to be funny, my dear.
11:03You're the one making the jokes.
11:05Promise of a job.
11:06He doesn't want to work.
11:07He never did.
11:08Work is foreign to his nature, isn't it?
11:11Eh?
11:12He was unemployed when there was full employment, that one.
11:16I mean, he was one of the leaders of your unemployed, he was.
11:19It's a good way to get back up to Liverpool, could he?
11:24And to the security of full unemployment.
11:27Oh, boy.
11:28You've got any proletarian paradise up there, ain't it, eh?
11:32Waited on any foot.
11:33Oh, you're unemployed.
11:34And they put him in five-star hotels, I hear.
11:37And if the room service ain't up to scratch,
11:39they move him on somewhere better.
11:41Listen, I haven't come all the way from Liverpool to hear you go on.
11:44Ignore him.
11:46Marker's mum any better?
11:48No, worse.
11:49They've found out what it is, though.
11:51Oh?
11:52Senile dementia.
11:54Oh.
11:58Senile dementia, has she?
12:01Not surprised.
12:04Irish, isn't she?
12:09What's being Irish got to do with it?
12:11Senile dementia is failing of the brain, my dear.
12:14That's what being Irish has got to do with it.
12:17What?
12:18I mean, anything to do with weakening your brain,
12:21and your Irish is prone to it, ain't they?
12:24Your Irish ain't got much of a brain to start with, haven't they?
12:27In the first part, I mean, your Irish is not known, not noted for their brains, are they?
12:33They're more noted for their ignorance than their brains.
12:35You don't change, do you?
12:36I mean, no, it stands to reason.
12:37If your brain is weak to start with, I mean, if your brain...
12:41If your brain is a small, delicate, puny little thing, ailing from the moment you was born,
12:53with hardly a glimmer of life in it, well, I mean, what can you expect?
12:56At least a bit of normal wear and tear, and po-boom!
13:00It'll fuck up on you, innit?
13:02Same with all your Celts, innit?
13:03What?
13:04It's like...
13:05It's like an old banger compared to a Rolls-Royce, innit?
13:06What is...?
13:07Them and us.
13:08You see, your Celt...
13:09Your Celt is old primitive strain, innit?
13:10What?
13:11He's not as highly evolved as what we are.
13:12He's...
13:13He's...
13:14Endangered species, almost, innit?
13:15I mean, you've got an eagle.
13:16I mean, might even have become extinct if it wasn't for us, the English, protecting them,
13:17and allowing them rights and things.
13:18Do you know what?
13:19I mean, you've got an eagle.
13:20You've got an eagle.
13:21I mean, might even have become extinct if it wasn't for us, the English, protecting them,
13:22and allowing them rights and things.
13:23Do you know what?
13:32What you are.
13:33Afternoon buona.
13:34Ladies.
13:35Who's that?
13:36Marigold.
13:37Winston.
13:38Our home health.
13:39Oh!
13:40Oh!
13:41Oh!
13:42You must be pleased.
13:43You've always wanted a little black boy to fetch and carry for you.
13:46Oh!
13:47Oh!
13:48Oh!
13:49Oh!
13:50Oh!
13:51Oh!
13:52Oh!
13:53Oh!
13:54Oh!
13:55Oh!
13:56Oh!
13:57Oh!
13:58Oh!
13:59Oh!
14:00Oh!
14:01Oh!
14:02He's a bloody poofter, he is!
14:04Shut up, Billy!
14:06He knows what he is!
14:08Sacrilege it is.
14:10What?
14:11Giving a great man's name to a bloody gay black sambo poofter!
14:14I see you left early breakfast tings for me.
14:17That's your job, innit?
14:18That's what the council pays you for.
14:19They don't pay me, mate.
14:20Anyway, she'll be pleased, shouldn't you?
14:21Hey, washing up is woman's work, isn't it, Marigold?
14:25Thank you, buona.
14:28You're so chauvinistic.
14:30You must be Rita.
14:32This is my daughter.
14:34Well, you take after your mother, I can see that.
14:37I can't see nothing of your father in you, which is fortunate for you.
14:41Mind you, only your lovely, gorgeous mother knows the real truth, eh?
14:46But if she says it was him, we're just gonna have to take her word for it.
14:49But how he...
14:53Shut up!
14:55But how he could have anything to do with the creation of something as lovely
14:58and as beautiful as you?
15:00I'll never know.
15:02You see, I'm a romantic.
15:04I prefer to think that he was cock-holded.
15:08Naughty, who was the handsome milkman?
15:10Still, it's his own fault.
15:12I've got no sympathy for him.
15:14Beauty should never marry the beast.
15:15It's tempting for it.
15:17Man with your bloody work.
15:19Why, yes, boss.
15:20Eyes a-workin'.
15:21Eyes a-workin'.
15:23Darkies all work on the Mississippi.
15:27Darkies all work while the white man play.
15:30Look!
15:33Look!
15:34No, you look!
15:35I've no time for Margaret Thatcher.
15:36But if you start going on about her just because she's a woman...
15:39Nothing to do with her being a woman!
15:40She might be a rotten Prime Minister!
15:42I'm not starting on her because she's a woman!
15:44But she's better than any man!
15:45Oh, I wouldn't say that, do you?
15:46Shut up, you!
15:48She is the leader of a Spiv government!
15:51She shuffles her pack faster than any bloody card sharps she does.
15:57She's always flogging off everything decent we got.
16:00Anything that makes money, she sells it to her friends.
16:03It's like Petticoat Lane up there in your houses of Parliament some days.
16:06They're getting back what it cost them to get her in, don't you worry.
16:09Oh, blimey!
16:10They're all Spivs!
16:11Not one Eaton boy in a cabinet because they won't serve under her!
16:16And you can't expect it!
16:18A decent brought up Eaton boy, he ain't gonna serve under a grocer's daughter!
16:24But he jumped up nobody from Grantham!
16:28A woman whose father was delivering groceries to their back door!
16:32Oh, blimey!
16:33They can see through her!
16:34They know her sort, don't you worry!
16:36Probably lived among Spivs all her life!
16:38Brought up in a black market during the war, probably!
16:40With her father who's a corner shopkeeper!
16:42And we all know about corner shopkeepers!
16:44Oh, blimey!
16:45All of them bloody crooks, and they can rob you blind!
16:49I mean, look at them during the war!
16:51They always had something under the counter, didn't they?
16:53For anyone who had a few bob over the odds to spend!
16:56Oh, it's truth!
16:57Half their trade was under the counter in them days!
17:00Same as bloody Maggie Thatcher!
17:02She's flocking off half the country, isn't she, under the counter!
17:05Now, you wasn't above stealing things out the docks when you was there!
17:10Dockers perks, my dear!
17:12Dockers perks!
17:13Anything I brought out of docks was in lieu of wages!
17:16It wasn't stealing!
17:17It was expected of you!
17:18A blind eye was turned to it!
17:20Well, it wasn't honest!
17:22It wasn't stealing, was it?
17:23Well, it looked very much like it!
17:25And if you'd have got caught, you'd have had to colour felt!
17:27Shut up, you!
17:28Look, all right, I may not be perfect!
17:31I might have my faults!
17:32Well, none of us are saints, are we?
17:33Well, I'll tell you one thing!
17:34I wouldn't have the bloody cheek to set myself up as the Prime Minister and lead the Tory
17:36Party coming from her background like she does!
17:37God, it's true!
17:38It's true, she's ruined the Tory party!
17:39She has people, her and people like her!
17:40I mean, all the decent men have run away from me!
17:41They won't even stay in the Tory party!
17:42I mean, how do you think?
17:43How do you think?
17:44How do you think her majesty of the Queen feels, eh?
17:45Having a mix with her?
17:46Having to invite her home to Buckingham Palace!
17:47Somebody with her ways!
17:48Somebody with her ways!
17:49A bloody grosser's daughter!
17:50Yeah, well, I bet she don't drink her tea out of a saucer like you do!
17:51Look, mine!
17:52More of your friends!
17:53I wouldn't have the bloody cheek to set myself up as the Prime Minister and lead the Tory
17:54Party coming from her background like she does!
17:55God, it's true!
17:56She's ruined the Tory party!
17:57She has people, her and people like her!
17:59I mean, all the decent men have run away from me!
18:02They won't even stay in the Tory party!
18:03I mean, how do you think?
18:04How do you think her majesty of the Queen feels, eh?
18:06Having a mix with her?
18:07Having to invite her home to Buckingham Palace!
18:10Somebody with her ways!
18:11A bloody grosser's daughter!
18:12Yeah, well, I bet she don't drink her tea out of a saucer like you do!
18:16Look!
18:17Mine!
18:18Move your foot!
18:19Go away!
18:20How come all the dirt seems to gather wherever you sit?
18:23He drops crumbs all over the floor!
18:25He's worse than a child!
18:26The trouble with you is you've not been properly post-trained!
18:32Even Harrods has to knock on her back door!
18:35That's right!
18:36And Harrods hate a corner shop and even they don't get invited up for tea with the Queen!
18:39Not fair, is it?
18:41What?
18:42Well, she should have to go down all them stairs!
18:45Harrods is on a corner!
18:47Bloody big corner now, ain't it?
18:50Marks and Spencer!
18:52That's right!
18:53And them millionaire shopkeepers, they are!
18:55Yeah...
18:56Prince Charles married a Spencer!
19:04Diana, she's a Spencer!
19:06That's a different sort of Spencer!
19:08That's the Earl of Spencer, wasn't it?
19:10Diana's father is Earl!
19:11And Lord Sainsbury!
19:12He sold groceries!
19:13And Earl Grey, he sold tea!
19:14Yes!
19:15Oh, he might!
19:16It was decent tea, wasn't it?
19:17Like your Brookbonds, that's only fit for monkeys, don't you?
19:18I went past Buckingham Palace the other day and it did look dirty to me!
19:21And it's marvellous!
19:22And it's marvellous!
19:23They've come out of the mud hats!
19:24They've only been here a few weeks!
19:25Oh, they're out of bloody trees!
19:26And they've been all ready to criticise on Her Majesty!
19:27I bet her house is the bloody site cleaner than yours is Sambo!
19:28Dad!
19:29Well, it's your man!
19:30I mean, you welcome them over here, you show them hospitality, you extend the hand of
19:32friendship to them, you give them jobs on your buses and your trains!
19:33And let us empty your bedpans and your hospitals and we are all so grateful!
19:34Well, show a bit of gratitude then!
19:35You're not worth the money the council pays, you look at this place like a tip!
19:36Oh, no!
19:37No!
19:38No!
19:39No!
19:40No!
19:41No!
19:42No!
19:43No!
19:44No!
19:45No!
19:46No!
19:47No!
19:48No!
19:49No!
19:50No!
19:51No!
19:52No!
19:53No!
19:54No!
19:55No!
19:56No!
19:57No!
19:58No!
19:59No!
20:00No!
20:01He Goes or Validge, You look at this place like a tip!
20:02Oh, no!
20:03If only you weren't so scruffy!
20:05You only got this job cos you're a ethnic minority!
20:08I only got this job cos nobody else would do it!
20:11You're bloody lucky the way we work in, you are!
20:14If it wasn't for people like her, lame and informed…
20:16I'm not lame!
20:17Providing you with work you're lucky!
20:20You're in a new industry, haven't you?
20:22Elf and Welfare services don't do that to me!
20:26Elf and welfare isn't it?
20:28a new growth industry patients don't get nothing out but you're doing all right ain't you hey yeah
20:33the more illness the more sickness there is the more the doctors can't cure the more customers you
20:37get don't you hey the worse off we are the better off you are you enjoying that dad hey shut up shut
20:49up all here i don't know how you put up with him all these years done i couldn't do it shut up
20:53i've lost me fred now aren't i i don't know what i was talking about that's nothing new
21:04you was talking about how much you admire margaret thatcher the head monitor no
21:08admired no more there's nothing to admire about her is there that bloody soppy grammar school
21:13twit teddy flittering won't it i like teddy you would
21:16no see what i was saying see before margaret thatcher always before her your tory prime
21:26minister he come from a good family didn't he someone of your queen's own class someone of
21:32your queen's own circle someone she can mix with and feel at ease with someone who went to eating an
21:38arrow someone who's brought up to be prime minister same as she was brought up to be queen someone born
21:44to rule someone with her own money someone with her own fortune someone with enough money so they
21:50don't have to fiddle they don't have to rob the rest of us someone who can afford to be honest
21:55someone who's born to money and knows a bit about spending it someone like
22:00harold macmillan supermax yes supermax he'd come out of retirement to try and put her right he stood up
22:06in the house of laws didn't he tried to tell thatcher he said look he said if you ain't got the money
22:11bloody well borrow it he said join a loan club yes in a manner of speak i mean simple economics i
22:16mean if you ain't got it do what the americans do borrow it see a tally man yes in a manner of
22:22speaking look in 1939 see when we wanted to have that war with it like i mean churchill didn't say
22:27we can't have that war with it because we can't afford it did he no he didn't say we can't have this
22:34war with it not until we've saved up for it did he no what he done what churchill done he's put it
22:40on a slate like what they're used to in her father's shop yes in a manner of speaking we did we had
22:45that war with it on the never never i mean nobody has cash wars nowadays nobody can afford that
22:51can't they of course they can't unless they're cheap six-day wars like your jews have
22:55they could have them i'm laughing they could have that because they got that was only fighting arabs
23:01wasn't they i'll tell you something by the time they got their discount for cash and flogged the tv
23:06rights i bet they made a small fortune out of that they sold the tv rights of course they sold the tv
23:13rights they're shrewd they're very clever businessmen them jews once they see how much your mama dali got
23:18out of all these tv fights and how much your fa make that out of selling football to your tv what it
23:23stands the reason my dear never mind bloody laughing there's the reason you've got a nice
23:28little war six days of blood and thunder action with a nice result at the end of it well of course
23:33you're gonna make sure if you've got your tv rights i mean who do you think's got the rights to the
23:37falklands war eh you jews no never mind laughing not you jews us i hope and why do you think it was
23:44that the americans saw that war before we did because they were shown it first no they paid more for
23:51the first showing that's why that's what this country needs my dear there's a few jews in the
23:56government we've got a few jews in the government i'm not talking about schmucks i'm talking about
24:03not that cartoon leon britain looks like maurie the fishmonger that one does
24:08clever jews i'm talking about jews like your lord grade your weinstein your lord
24:13to bernard delafonte and charlie 40. charlie 40's not a jew well he looks like a bloody jew anyway
24:21he knows how to make money let them have a go running the country before it's too late i better
24:25still better still let some of your pakistanis have a go get a few patels into the government let them
24:31have a go making a few bob for us i'll bet they're running margaret thatcher's father's going to shop a
24:36bloody sight battered he did or you're japanese yeah let's hire a japanese government to run things
24:44for us just till we go on our feet
24:50what's all that what all of that tablecloth no flowers candle everything what's all that for
25:11i think they look nice make the table look more attractive look a bloody sight more
25:15child who had a decent meal on him wouldn't it well if we'll have i'm going home tomorrow so winston's
25:20throwing a farewell dinner for me isn't it sweet he's not cooking one of their bloody curries again is
25:25he jamaican soul food is here now with a friend his living lover like this all the policemen wind up
25:34it all i'm going at the pub no one you can't go to the pub i bought you a present there you are
25:51lord kitchener your country needs you oh your country don't need you you bloody lie about puffer
25:57so butch i love older men look coon juice black jamaican rum fire water for the natives all for
26:11you now what can be better than that two bottles oh wicked men hello darling you all right yeah hello
26:19darling how's it been uh never mind doing something else for you to go away hey thought you was going
26:27up the pub yeah well i mean rita's farewell party in it hey i mean god blimey whoa jungle juice all right
26:39anyway no i mean donna walk out on her farewell party i mean that'd be that'd be uh churlish wouldn't
26:49it hey go up the pub middle of a farewell party no no christ don't upset her right my little girl
27:01i didn't know i didn't know i didn't know i didn't know i didn't know i didn't know i was going to have a party
27:14hey here you know yeah i think she fancies me in this good health grandma the sanders of the river yes
27:23are you cool are you cool are you cute are you cute yeah and i have cocoa to you and all darling
27:35girls i give you a toast
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