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00:00Now my old darling, they've laid her down to rest
00:08And now I'm missing her with all me heart
00:11But they don't give her monkeys down at the HSS
00:15And they've gone and I'll be pensioned for a start
00:18So it won't be very long before I'm by her side
00:23Cos I'll probably starve to death, that's what I'll do
00:26For richer or poorer I'm bloody poor
00:29Well, that's a fact
00:30That's cos insecticide in the old faucet I'll do
00:33Insecticide in the old faucet I'll do
00:39Bloody milk bottles
00:44Who put in milk bottles there?
00:47Bloody Mrs. Oliver house close
00:48Mrs. Poison Ivy upstairs
00:51Mrs. Puddin
00:53Oh, man of the gold
00:56Bloody Darth place
00:59They said they'd put milk bottles on your feet like where you're walking
01:02Where?
01:04Come on
01:05Where?
01:06Where's the key out?
01:08Hmm?
01:09Come on, key
01:10I can't find the old
01:14Find the old
01:15Come on
01:16I can't find the old
01:18There's a bishop said to that
01:21Oh, I'm busting too
01:26Come on
01:27Come on, key
01:29I should have gone before I left
01:33You should go before you leave
01:35Come on, key
01:37In, in, in
01:39And come on, key
01:40Turn
01:41And turn
01:42Mr. Zorb heads
01:44Hey
01:45Oh, my god
01:48Oh
01:48Oh
01:49Oh
01:49Oh
01:50Oh
01:51Oh
01:52Ugh
01:53Oh
01:54Who put the sink back?
01:55Oh
01:56Come on, where is it, where is it, where is it, where is it going, where is it going,
02:16come on, there it is, there it is, oh god, come on, come on, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst,
02:34psst
02:35And again, and again, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle
02:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's it.
02:54They are, it's only me, daddy.
03:00I went back to Arthur's, I had to, cos he insisted.
03:04Well, you don't want to upset him.
03:07Just a bit of company, that's all.
03:10Just a bit of company of the world.
03:13It's rotten on your own, you know? You know me.
03:16Just... No, no, darling. No, no.
03:21She wore a little jacket of blue.
03:24No, no, no.
03:26Ooh! Ooh!
03:28She wore a little jacket of blue.
03:32And all the same, you know?
03:35Just when she wore a jacket of blue.
03:40She wore a little...
03:43Good night.
03:46Old girl.
03:47Hi.
03:49I miss you.
03:51I do. I do. I do.
03:54She don't believe me.
03:58I always loved you.
04:00I did! I did!
04:02Don't look. I'll take my trousers off.
04:05I just...
04:09I just gonna have a little nightcap.
04:14If you were the only girl...
04:20Help... Help me to sleep.
04:22Hey.
04:23Just... Just the one.
04:25Just the one in the world.
04:28And I was the only...
04:30And I was the only...
04:33Ah-ha!
04:34Ha-ha!
04:35Ha-ha!
04:36Ha-ha!
04:37And what has Father Christmas and the chimney?
04:40Ha-ha!
04:42Ha-ha!
04:43Where...
04:44Bloody Marigold can't find it!
04:46Bloody Marigold!
04:47Ha-ha!
04:48Ha-ha!
04:49Ha-ha!
04:50Ha-ha!
04:51Ha-ha!
04:52Ha-ha!
04:53That's...
04:54You want the save a child killing social worker.
04:58Ha-ha!
04:59Ha-ha!
05:00Ha-ha!
05:01Ha-ha!
05:02Ha-ha!
05:03Ha-ha!
05:04Ha-ha!
05:05Ha-ha!
05:06Ha-ha!
05:07Ha-ha!
05:08Ha-ha!
05:09Ha-ha!
05:10Ha-ha!
05:11Ha-ha!
05:12Ha-ha-ha!
05:13Ha-ha!
05:14Ha-ha!
05:15I hurt and I persevere.
05:23Larry Marigold, little spy.
05:27Little black coom puffed the spy.
05:33Where'd you get the money to buy that you're so hard up?
05:37That's between me, my conscience and the ballot box.
05:42I better go and bolt the door, otherwise I'm Mrs. Ollaberry racket.
05:49Mrs. Bloody Ollaberry.
05:52Mrs. Puddingface.
05:56Why didn't you lock the door?
06:00You didn't lock the door. Why didn't you bolt the door last night?
06:03You've got to bolt the door.
06:07You've got to bolt the door.
06:09Then I bolted the door.
06:12There we go.
06:14Yeah, Mrs. Ollaberry.
06:16I bolted the door.
06:18I bolted the door.
06:19Bloody little pickle face.
06:24Don't know who she thinks is going to come after her.
06:27Oh, blimey.
06:29Shoot.
06:31Look at that.
06:32She'd bring a sex maniac to her senses, she would.
06:40Oh, God.
06:41It's him.
06:42It's that pig.
06:43He's locked himself out.
06:44I've got his key.
06:45Oh!
06:46Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:48The door's bolted.
06:49Oh!
06:50Oh!
06:51Oh!
06:52The door's bolted.
06:53Oh!
06:54He's in!
06:55Oh!
06:56Oh!
06:57Oh!
06:58Oh!
06:59Oh!
07:00Oh!
07:01Oh!
07:02Oh!
07:03Oh!
07:04Oh!
07:05Oh!
07:06Oh!
07:07Oh!
07:08The door's bolted.
07:09Oh!
07:10He's in!
07:11Come on up the door!
07:12Oh, my God!
07:13Oh!
07:14Mr. Garnett!
07:15Mr. Garnett!
07:16Mr. Garnett!
07:17Mr. Garnett!
07:18Mr. Garnett!
07:19Wake up!
07:20Mr. Garnett!
07:21Wake up!
07:22It's someone at the door!
07:23Mr. Garn...
07:27Disgusting pig.
07:30Oh!
07:31Stinks like a polka.
07:34Disgusting swine.
07:35Here.
07:36Come on, now!
07:37Wake up!
07:38Wake up!
07:39Oh!
07:40Oh!
07:41Get off!
07:42Get off!
07:43Oh!
07:44Wake up!
07:45Wake up!
07:46There's someone at the door!
07:47Who...
07:48Who is it?
07:49I don't know!
07:50Oh...
07:51Well...
07:52Open the door!
07:53I'm not going to open it!
07:54I mean, I don't know who it is!
07:55Could be anybody!
07:56You open it!
07:58Oh, Gordon Bennett!
08:00What time is it?
08:01It's gone two o'clock.
08:02Oh...
08:03You don't think it's burglars?
08:05What?
08:06Knock him fast to let him in?
08:07LAUGHTER
08:08Oh, woman!
08:09Oh, God!
08:10Oh, God!
08:11We've had this time of night, this!
08:12Yeah!
08:13Here!
08:14Could be maggas!
08:15Could be maggas!
08:16Hooligans!
08:17Phone the police!
08:18We haven't got a phone!
08:19LAUGHTER
08:20What are we going to do?
08:21Open it!
08:22Shhh!
08:23What?
08:24Open it!
08:25It might not be anybody!
08:26Of course it's someone!
08:27No!
08:28No, no, it might not be!
08:29No, it might not be!
08:30It might be all right!
08:31What?
08:32Yes!
08:33Something might have happened!
08:34Perhaps the house is on fire!
08:35And they're knocking to let us know!
08:36Did you smell anything?
08:37Only you!
08:38Don't!
08:39Stop pushing me!
08:40Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:42Oh!
08:43Oh!
08:44Oh!
08:45Oh!
08:46Oh!
08:47Oh!
08:48Oh!
08:49Oh!
08:50Oh!
08:51Oh!
08:52Oh!
08:53Oh!
08:54Oh!
08:55Oh!
08:56Oh!
08:57Oh!
08:58Oh!
08:59Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:03Oh!
09:04Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:09Who is it?
09:10Who are you?
09:11It's me, Dad!
09:12It's me!
09:13Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:15I told you it wasn't anyone!
09:16Oh!
09:17Oh!
09:18Oh!
09:19Oh!
09:20Oh!
09:21Oh!
09:22Oh!
09:23Oh!
09:24Oh!
09:25Oh!
09:26Oh!
09:27Oh!
09:28Oh!
09:29Oh!
09:30Oh!
09:31Oh!
09:32Oh!
09:33Oh!
09:34Oh!
09:35Oh!
09:36Oh!
09:37We didn't realise!
09:38I don't mind.
09:39You might of let us know!
09:42Oh!
09:43Oh!
09:44Oh!
09:45Oh!
09:46Oh!
09:47How long has it been going on?
09:49How long has it been going on?
09:51And all the pantomime making up he didn't like us!
09:55Well, he had me fooled, you old stag.
09:57Shut up! Where have you been till now, eh?
09:59What have you been to?
10:01Shut up!
10:03Where have you been till now?
10:05Out!
10:07Out, out, yes, with him.
10:09Oh, you can talk with her.
10:11There's nothing going on with me and her.
10:13Well, if it wasn't going on,
10:15when Mum was alive.
10:17There's nothing going on, I tell you!
10:19I don't believe it!
10:21The Passion Killers!
10:23Do you know what time it is?
10:25Coming in here with him, showing us up in front of the neighbours.
10:27You wouldn't be doing this if your mother was alive.
10:29Doing what?
10:31You know bloody well what.
10:33What?
10:35Don't want me to say it, do you?
10:37And with him, with the blackie.
10:39How sick you do.
10:41Oh, I make you sick. Well, you make me sick.
10:43Oh, I'm going to...
10:45Just a minute, just a minute, what about him?
10:47What about him?
10:48What's he doing?
10:49Well, ask him, he's sitting there.
10:51He's not sleeping here.
10:53You stupid thing!
10:57Get off of him!
10:59Are you going to speak to me before I go back to Liverpool?
11:13He's sulking.
11:15He's like a child is.
11:17I'll be going in a minute.
11:19Oh, look.
11:21Do you want me to come down next week if I can?
11:29Well?
11:31Do you or don't you?
11:33Not going to bother then.
11:37Like a big baby you are.
11:39Saddle.
11:41Yes.
11:42Oh, look.
11:43Do you want me to come down next week?
11:45Yes or no?
11:46Speak now.
11:47Yes.
11:48What was that?
11:50Yes.
11:51I can't hear you.
11:53Yes.
11:54Yes.
11:55Yes!
11:56Yes!
11:57Yes!
11:58Yes!
11:59Does that mean you're wanted?
12:01I have told you, there's nothing going on with me and her.
12:04I don't mind.
12:05It's your affair.
12:06Oh!
12:07Love!
12:08But, if there is anything going on, would you tell me?
12:11Because I don't want to read about it in the sun.
12:14Oh.
12:15I was faithful to your mother while she was alive.
12:18And I'm faithful to her memory now.
12:20She's gone.
12:21I have never succumbed to other women.
12:23Or men.
12:24Get off of me!
12:25Oh, you cannot behave yourself!
12:28And turn my bloody ram off!
12:31I was a baby, don't believe my heart.
12:34I was a baby, don't believe my heart.
12:36I was a baby, don't believe my heart.
12:41Oh.
12:42That mean jungle music.
12:44That mean rotten coup music.
12:46I can recall when it used to be a bit decent on the wildest day.
12:49Bit of culture.
12:50With your Henri Hall and your Ambrose.
12:52And your Geraldo.
12:54And Billy Cotton.
12:55I thought you were going back.
12:56To when there was only English living here.
12:58And when men was men.
13:00Get off.
13:01Here.
13:02I can hear your wireless upstairs.
13:04Good.
13:05It'll save you buying one, won't it?
13:11What's he doing here?
13:13Slept on the sofa.
13:15Why?
13:16Because he's softer than sleeping on the floor.
13:18That's why.
13:20Anyway.
13:21Marcus, hang on.
13:22What's he got to do with you?
13:23It's his day for cleaning up, if it's all the same to you.
13:25I like to keep the place a bit neat and tidy, if you don't mind.
13:30Well, you're not entitled to him now.
13:33Not free help.
13:34Not now Mrs Garnett has passed over to the other side.
13:38Here.
13:39Did they tell you about my door?
13:40Who?
13:41Well, you work for the council, don't you?
13:43I'm just a home help.
13:44Well, help then.
13:45Help with my door.
13:46Tell them I want my own front door put on there with my own bolts and a chain.
13:53Oh, thank you.
13:54I'm not going through last night again.
13:56Have you been in touch with the council?
13:58Well, I tried to phone them.
13:59I tried to phone them from that call box round the corner.
14:02Oh, there's a message written for you in that call box.
14:04I know.
14:05When I find out who wrote it...
14:06No, not that one.
14:09This one is pinned on the wall.
14:11Tell Mr Garnett Rita phoned.
14:13Well, why didn't you tell me?
14:14I've just told you.
14:15Before?
14:16You're supposed to tell me before.
14:17Well, I'm not a messenger boy.
14:18Well, I'm here now, Dad.
14:19Well...
14:20Listen.
14:21When you see your council, tell them it's me.
14:33Yes?
14:34And I'm the one that wants the door.
14:37See?
14:38And tell them where I live.
14:41Savvy?
14:42Yes, Missy.
14:43Is it?
14:46You expect me to pay your milk for, but you can't be bothered to take a big telephone message
14:50from me.
14:51Who would you speak to when you phoned?
14:53100.
14:54The operator.
14:55No.
14:56When you got through to the council, who did you speak to then?
14:58Twice last week.
14:59I had to get up and let your cane.
15:00Hush.
15:01She wouldn't put me through to the council.
15:03She said I had to put money in the box first.
15:05I'm an old age pensioner, you know.
15:08Well, I mean, I've got no money to waste putting it in phone boxes.
15:12I told her.
15:13It's private.
15:14I said it's council business.
15:15It's their house.
15:16I mean, the police is free.
15:18The fire brigade is free.
15:20The ambulance is free.
15:21Why can't the council be free?
15:23We pay them enough.
15:24Wouldn't do them any harm.
15:25They charge enough rent.
15:26Anyway, you tell them what I said.
15:27You pass on the message.
15:29Tell them I want a door.
15:30Put it on my stairs.
15:32Tell them it's Mrs Hollingberry.
15:34They know where I am.
15:35They know where I live.
15:36They know where to come when they want the rent.
15:38I won't vote for them again, tell them.
15:40If I don't get my door, that's the last vote they're getting out of me, tell them.
15:43And I wouldn't have voted for them last time if it hadn't been for him.
15:47Persuading me.
15:49I've never voted Labour before.
15:51If my poor husband was alive, he'd turn in his grave.
15:55Well, listen, I didn't know how to tell the priest.
15:57Because, I mean, they burn down churches, the Reds.
16:00Worse than your blacks, your Reds.
16:02Voted for Labour, Dad.
16:04No.
16:05And you got Mrs Hollingberry in.
16:06As well, look.
16:07Look, they won't put a door out there for you.
16:10Well, well, well, the worm has turned.
16:12Look, I only done it for your mother, didn't I?
16:14Oh.
16:15Labour's better for your handicap, that's all.
16:17I wouldn't vote for them again, I tell you.
16:19Unless they put your pension up.
16:20Are they?
16:21No, I don't care.
16:24I don't vote for self-interest me, I vote for the good of the country.
16:28Listen, we've got a front door out there.
16:30Yes, but I have to share it with you.
16:32And while that might be all right for you, it is not all right for me.
16:36I mean, I don't want people talking about me.
16:38I don't want my good name blackened.
16:41I don't want people pointing me out in the street saying,
16:44there she is, that's the one, living in the same house,
16:47sharing the same front door with a man, an unattached male.
16:53Oh, gosh.
16:54Oh, gosh.
16:55I'm not silly, you know.
16:57I know them and their slanderous tongues.
16:59Well, you should do, you're one of them.
17:05Anyway, you don't have to worry about me, missus.
17:08I wouldn't touch them in a beaten barge pole.
17:10Anyway, was you was in my bedroom last night.
17:13Get out!
17:14Get out!
17:18Lover's tiff.
17:19Mm-hm.
17:22You're mad, you're putty!
17:28She's mad?
17:29Not for you, she ain't.
17:30Oh, yeah.
17:31She's as fond of you as I am of Enoch Powell.
17:33Oh, yeah.
17:35That's what she'd like to make out.
17:36They're all the same women.
17:38I know them.
17:39Oh, huck.
17:40Bust past Casanova.
17:41Oh, yeah.
17:43Yeah, I know.
17:44Listen.
17:45You give her half a chance, she'd have me walking down the aisle,
17:48wouldn't she worry?
17:49What are you talking about?
17:50She can't stand you.
17:51If you had anything inside that curly nut of yours, Marigold,
17:55do you realise that women always make out that don't want what I can't have?
17:59And you reckon she wants you?
18:01Wouldn't surprise me.
18:02And she's just making out, she don't?
18:04You're getting near it, Sambo.
18:06Oh!
18:07That's why she wants the stairs boarded up
18:09and her own front door with bolts and chains to protect herself from you,
18:13in case you feel like nipping up the stairs.
18:15I'm giving her one.
18:16Shut up.
18:18And you reckon that's just the come-on?
18:20She goes to all that trouble making out she doesn't want you
18:23because she knows she can't have you.
18:26Pfft!
18:27Pfft!
18:28Fantasy, innit?
18:29No.
18:30Women all the same.
18:31You build fantasies.
18:32You love them.
18:33It's all them romantic, trashy novels you read.
18:37All that Barbara Castle.
18:38Cartland!
18:39Sit there reading what they're doing, dreaming about some Arab prince
18:43who's going to come and carry them off on the back of his horse.
18:45Seems to me like you're the one who's fantasising,
18:48like you fantasise that England's going to beat the West Indians at cricket,
18:51not this century buana.
18:53Yeah.
18:54See, what she wants, see, is build that door with all them bolts and chains,
19:04and have me come up the stairs and break it down,
19:08and carry her off screaming and protesting,
19:11and submit her to my will.
19:12That's what she wants.
19:14That's what they all want!
19:16That's what women have always wanted!
19:18Bloody women!
19:20You going out?
19:24Why do you think I got me hat and coat on?
19:27Just see that you're in by half past ten.
19:30What?
19:31I'm bolting that door at half past ten.
19:34And if you're not in, you can stay out.
19:37I please myself about what time I come in!
19:40Well, please yourself.
19:42I'm still bolting that door at half past ten.
19:44I'm not going through last night again.
19:46I've never got a wink of sleep with all that commotion.
19:48I'm taking a sleeping tablet at half past ten,
19:51after I've bolted that door.
19:53And if you're not in, do you no good knocking,
19:55because I won't hear you.
19:57Look, I am master in my own house!
20:01Yes.
20:02And you'd be master outside it
20:04if you're not back in it by half past ten.
20:06Eleven.
20:13My child!
20:18You behave like one.
20:20All right.
20:23Eleven.
20:25Not a minute later!
20:27I don't care.
20:30That's nice.
20:35That's nice here, Arthur.
20:37Yeah.
20:38Yeah.
20:39Makes you change from sitting in the pub.
20:40Yeah.
20:42Bit different, I'll grant you.
20:44Hmm.
20:45Like I was saying, Alf,
20:47have you given it any thought?
20:48What?
20:49Like what I said, you know, about getting together with her.
20:51Like, tying the knot with her.
20:52What, marrying her, you mean?
20:54Well, I wouldn't put it out of your mind.
20:56Well, Mrs. Oliverry!
20:57Well, a woman can be very handy.
20:59What?
21:00I mean, useful.
21:01You know, useful about the house.
21:02She can still get about the house, can't she?
21:03Oh, she still gets around the house, will you?
21:04Cooking and cleaning and that.
21:06And what I've seen of her, there's a few years left in her yet.
21:09Yeah.
21:10And I mean, you've got the roast beef and Yorkshire pudding on Sundays
21:13and the odd meat pudding and pies and other creature comforts.
21:18It's not to be sneezed, eh?
21:19Yeah, well, I don't think we're exactly suited, Arthur,
21:23to tell you the truth.
21:24Well, you don't have to love a woman to marry her.
21:26I mean, you take your upper classes, your aristocracy.
21:28I mean, those people don't marry for love.
21:30Position, that's all they're interested in.
21:33Joining the dynasty, putting two big fortunes together.
21:36You marry Mrs. Ollenberry and you'll do the same thing.
21:39Use your loaf, putting two pensions together.
21:42Of course, you'll have to give her the old juggles,
21:44but I don't suppose...
21:45What?
21:46Give her the juggles, you know, the old...
21:48You can manage that.
21:50You'll only be called on, what, once a week?
21:53And from what I heard from young Marigold,
21:55you're getting on all right there.
21:56So they've been talking about me?
21:57No, no, no.
21:58All he said was, you know, you're hitting it off.
22:01Hitting it off?
22:02Yeah.
22:03Oh, blimey, hitting it off.
22:05Here.
22:06Huh?
22:07Alfie, you've got the right time.
22:09I think I've stopped.
22:10Yes, quarter to 11.
22:12What?
22:13Oh, God.
22:14I've got to go.
22:15What's the alley?
22:16What's the alley, Alfie?
22:17They don't stay here for another half hour.
22:19Alfie, hang on.
22:20What's this?
22:21Go on.
22:22Oh, God.
22:23She wouldn't...
22:37She wouldn't dare.
22:39Hey!
22:40Hold on!
22:41Hey!
22:42Oh, you bloody stupid!
22:43You stupid bloody coon, you!
22:44Stupid black spot!
22:45Hey!
22:46Hold on!
22:47Hey!
22:48Hey!
22:49You bloody stupid!
22:50You stupid bloody coon, you!
22:51Stupid black spot!
22:52Who are you?
22:53What a show!
22:54What a show!
22:55It's not something right.
22:56I do not say...
22:57You stupid bloody coon.
22:58Hold on!
22:59Hey!
23:00Hey!
23:01You bloody, stupid!
23:02You stupid bloody coon, you!
23:04Stupid black spot!
23:05I don't know what's that.
23:30Bloody hell.
23:32She's bolting it!
23:34Bloody bitch!
23:36Hey!
23:39Open up!
23:41Mrs...
23:45Hey!
23:46Hey!
23:47Open up!
23:48Mrs Oldenberry!
23:54Good truth!
24:04Hello.
24:14Oh...
24:15Woah!
24:19Who is it?
24:42It's me, Mr. Garnet.
24:45Come on, open up!
24:48What is it?
24:50I'm glad you're up.
24:55Billy!
24:57What's wrong? It's Mrs. Oliverry.
25:00She's took sleeping tablets.
25:02I'll phone the ambulance.
25:05It's Mr. Garnet.
25:07What's he wanted this time of night?
25:09It's Mrs. Oliverry. She's swallowed sleeping tablets.
25:12Oh, dear. Phone the ambulance.
25:14I'm phoning the ambulance.
25:16Phone the ambulance?
25:17I'm phoning the ambulance.
25:18I'll go over and see what I can do.
25:19I used to be a nurse.
25:21Where's she going?
25:22She's gone over to help.
25:23Hello?
25:24See what she can do.
25:25She's studied first aid.
25:26Shut up! Shut up!
25:27Hello? Ambulance?
25:29Yes, ambulance.
25:31Well, of course it's serious.
25:32There's a bloody idiot on the line here.
25:35It's very urgent.
25:37Attempted suicide.
25:39Sleeping tablets.
25:41I don't know.
25:42Hang on a minute.
25:43How many did you take?
25:44One.
25:45One!
25:46One!
25:47One!
25:48One!
25:49One!
25:50One!
25:51One!
25:52One!
25:53One!
25:54One!
25:55One!
25:56Did you say one?
25:57Yeah.
25:58Uh...
25:59Yeah, I'm afraid there's been some mistake.
26:03Yeah, I'm sorry.
26:05Well, I told you I was sorry.
26:06Listen!
26:07Why didn't you say she only told one?
26:08One isn't dangerous.
26:09I know that.
26:10Well, you told me something awful had happened.
26:11Something awful has happened.
26:12What?
26:13She's took a sleeping tablet and locked me out.
26:14And I can't gain because I can't wake her up and it's pouring down the rain out there.
26:18You woke me up to tell me this.
26:19Well, I knew you wouldn't mind.
26:20You're a good neighbour you are.
26:21No.
26:22Besides that, we're friends.
26:23No, we're not.
26:24We're not friends.
26:25Of course we are.
26:26Of course we're friends.
26:27Oh, blimey.
26:28There's not many who do for me what you're doing tonight.
26:29Doing for you?
26:30What am I doing for you?
26:31Letting me sleep here.
26:32No, no.
26:33You're not sleeping here.
26:34Your sofa's all right?
26:35No, no, no.
26:36I'm not fussy.
26:37You go off to bed.
26:38Go on, I'll be all right.
26:39What's that, the ambulance?
26:40It's me wife.
26:41Oh, no.
26:42Oh, no.
26:43Oh, no.
26:44I'm not fussy.
26:45You go off to bed.
26:46Go on, I'll be all right.
26:47What's that, the ambulance?
26:48It's me wife.
26:50No, no.
26:51No, no, no.
26:56Oh, quick.
26:57Hurry up.
26:58I can't get inside.
26:59See if you can do anything.
27:00It's all right.
27:01It's not all right.
27:02That poor, poor, murderer.
27:08Mr. Garnett!
27:09I'm afraid.
27:10Mr. Garnett!
27:11Mr. Garnett!
27:13Stop!
27:18You are so killing!
27:20Stop!
27:22Stop!
27:23Stop!
27:43So what do you know before I buy this wine?
27:46Then I'll probably start the dishes, that's what I do.
27:50No picture of war, I'm planning for a lesson.
27:53That's why we simply said it, it'll cost it, I do.
27:59We simply said it, it'll cost it, I do.

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