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00:00Now, my old darling, they've laid her down to rest
00:08And now I'm missing her with all me heart
00:11But they don't give her monkeys down at the HSS
00:15And they've gone and half me ventured for a start
00:18So it won't be very long before I'm by her side
00:23Cos I'll probably starve to death, that's what I'll do
00:26For richer or poorer I'm bloody poor
00:29For poorer, that's a fag
00:30Cos in sickness and in health, I'll do
00:33In sickness and in health, I'll do
00:39What does he bloody look like in his soup and fish, eh?
00:44Look like he'll be waiting on that table, not trying to play snooper on it
00:47Well, go on, eh, go on! Have a go at it, go on!
00:52Try and get out of it! You can't, can you?
00:55It's no good staring at one, go away
00:57No good going up that way, I see what's in your mind, I see what you're thinking
01:02On that cushion, off the other one, it's not going to work
01:06Luck, pure luck, you jammy bugger, you
01:17I'll turn you off, do you hear me?
01:19Off, off, off!
01:20I wouldn't have turned you on the first place or not, it was you staying here, sparking you bloody
01:23Get you Peruvian bunch, you!
01:27You're well supposed to get off
01:29Bloody adverts
01:32More bloody adverts
01:36Bloody crappy kraut motorcars
01:39I'm in there!
01:41We won the war!
01:43Get off!
01:44Oh, God, bloody BBC Two long-haired crack
01:51I'll give him Peacock, all right
01:54I'll give him slotting the machine, all right, for that rubbish
01:57Look at him standing there waving his bloody stick
02:00Why should you wave your nose at me? It's long enough!
02:03You know what I'm talking to, Ike?
02:06Bloody band's big enough on all, innit?
02:09I've heard a bit of music than that from Joe Lost with a band half that size
02:13Waste of bloody money, who put you on, eh?
02:16Who put you on? One of your band friends, was it?
02:18Get off!
02:22God blimey, you're still where you was, ain't you?
02:25You ain't hit a ball since I've been gone, have you?
02:28Got anyone in here?
02:29Yes!
02:30The room is full of them, can't you see them?
02:34Oh, it's Fred!
02:35Mrs. Oliverry!
02:36Mrs. Oliverry!
02:37George!
02:37Fred!
02:38Who was you talking to?
02:39George!
02:40Fred!
02:43I heard voices
02:44Well, keep me down, fellas, will you disturb me now?
02:47Listen, what's it got to do with you if I have people in here at night, eh?
02:52It's ain't a boarding house, you're not the land lady, it's my home, I live here
02:56Well, it might be your home, but it's my home as well
02:59Now, I don't want you filling it with strangers at this time of night
03:03They're not strangers, I've known them for years
03:06You'd been introduced, didn't you?
03:09I heard voices
03:12Ghosts
03:13It's a ghost of your ass, man, come back to haunt you
03:17If you had any sense, you'd haunt somebody else
03:20Oh, it's a ghost, I wouldn't haunt you, Christ
03:26I wish you could
03:31That front door's not bolted
03:34Oh, God, here we go again
03:35No-one's gonna come in, I'll bolt it before I go to bed
03:37Anyone could open that front door and creep up my stairs
03:40Who's gonna...
03:41You wouldn't hear them
03:42Who's gonna creep up your stairs this time of night?
03:45God's truth
03:45There was a woman my age
03:48Old-age pensioner
03:50Raped
03:51Only the other night in those buildings, round the corner
03:55Luck of the draw, innit?
03:56Your turn next, perhaps, innit?
04:05Go on, then, put it in
04:09If you're going to put the bloody thing
04:10For crying out loud, what's the matter with you?
04:12It was you talking down here
04:14Talking to yourself
04:15Gordon Bennett, you see that?
04:16Look at that, look, look
04:16His waistcoat button touched the ball
04:19Foul him, ref
04:20Foul him
04:21Don't let him get away with it
04:22You blind
04:23Don't let him get away with it
04:24Foul him
04:25Has your daughter seen you like this?
04:27You bloody lying, twisting, treating Welsh git
04:31You're not well
04:32I'm not standing here watching this bloody rubbish
04:34I've got to bed
04:35There you are
04:40There
04:42I've bolted the door
04:43There, you're safe now
04:45No raving madman's gonna get you now, is he?
04:49Raving madman?
04:50He'd have to be to come up your stairs, wouldn't he?
04:52You're gonna sleep tight now
04:55No boogie man is going to get you now
04:58I'm sorry
05:02I'm sorry
05:04I'm sorry
05:06I'm sorry
05:08I'm sorry
05:24I'm sorry
05:26Alright
05:29All right.
05:46Bloody Jane.
05:50No, it's locked.
05:53Hey, the key's on the other side.
05:55It's that bloody daft mania upstairs, right?
05:59Open this bloody door!
06:01Christ, I'm busted!
06:04Open this door!
06:05I wanna have a...
06:29Oh!
06:31Oh!
06:32Oh!
06:33Oh!
06:34Do you want to miss the guy now?
06:35Oh!
06:36Oh!
06:37Oh!
06:38Oh!
06:39Oh!
06:40Oh!
06:41Oh!
06:42Oh!
06:43Oh!
06:44Oh!
06:45Oh!
06:46Oh!
06:47Oh!
06:48Oh!
06:49I'd better get on.
06:50I've got a...
06:51LAUGHTER
06:53It's a bit...
06:54It needs a bit of oil.
06:57Cut off of there.
06:59Cut off.
07:00It's the truth.
07:02Oh!
07:03Morning, Mr Garland!
07:04Oh!
07:05It's all right!
07:06Oh!
07:07Oh!
07:08Oh!
07:10You're a bit early.
07:12Yeah, I will.
07:14You've got a clip of Merlin's.
07:16Early out here, I mean.
07:18You're not dressed.
07:20Mrs Ollenberry.
07:21I told you.
07:22She's mad!
07:23Is she?
07:24Oh!
07:25Oh, God!
07:26Oh, God!
07:28What's he doing now?
07:29He's acting very strange.
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33He isn't dressed.
07:34Do you think he's all right?
07:35Oh, killer!
07:36Oh, killer!
07:37I don't know, dear.
07:38We shouldn't get involved.
07:39He said he's tipping the bush.
07:40This time in the morning.
07:43He's watering it.
07:45Mrs Ollenberry!
07:46She keeps doing this!
07:48She won't leave me alone!
07:49I've got to report her to the bloody council!
07:51She's mad!
07:53There she is!
07:55You're bloody mad!
07:56I'll have you!
07:57I'll have you for...
07:58Oh, Christ!
07:59I'll get you for this!
08:01I'll pay you out!
08:02Oh, God!
08:03Oh, you're done!
08:04Son of a matter!
08:05God!
08:06I'll pay you out!
08:07Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:09Oh!
08:10You cow!
08:11You blingay!
08:12You're mad!
08:13Oh!
08:14Oh!
08:15What now?
08:16Because of you!
08:17Don't mind laughing!
08:18I'll give my sister a letter to you!
08:19Where you been?
08:20Jogging?
08:21What, you going in for the marathon?
08:22Sir!
08:23Blunt bar me bitch!
08:24You locked me in!
08:25You mean out.
08:26In!
08:27In!
08:28She locked me in!
08:29Oh!
08:30You're out now!
08:31So you mean she locked you out!
08:32I know what!
08:33She locked me in!
08:34The cow!
08:35She locked me in!
08:36I'll lock you up, missus!
08:37I'll have you locked up!
08:38I've cut your nose off!
08:39She...
08:40She's mad!
08:41I'll lock her up!
08:42She's a...
08:43I'll do it!
08:44I'll do it!
08:45I'll do it!
08:46Dog's taste, that's all I mean!
08:47She's mad!
08:48Get out!
08:49Get out!
08:50Get out!
08:51Get out!
08:52I'll leave you!
08:53You bloody locked up!
08:54You came in!
08:55I'll do it!
08:56Oi!
08:57I've got to wine with you!
08:58Someone should phone his daughter.
08:59It's shock!
09:00Oh, it's you.
09:22Yeah, it's me.
09:23Let me in.
09:27Oh, I've just gone out, actually.
09:28So, what are you doing?
09:30Are you all right?
09:31Yeah.
09:32Um...
09:33What?
09:34I didn't know you was coming, did I?
09:36So, I'm here.
09:37I want to come in.
09:38Come on.
09:39Yeah, but...
09:40You...
09:43You should have let me know you was coming.
09:45What's that got to do with it?
09:47Come on, let me in.
09:48Oh, look, Dad, I don't want to stand talking on the doorstep.
09:51I'm tired.
09:52Just come all the way from Liverpool.
09:54Come on.
09:55Yeah.
09:56Why?
09:57What is that?
09:59I don't know.
10:00What's going on?
10:01Nothing.
10:02Oh, she's...
10:03She's all right.
10:04She's always like this.
10:05She's on the change.
10:06I mean, I get this all the time off of now.
10:08Get up.
10:09Come on, come on.
10:10Let me in.
10:11Stop it.
10:12Mr. Johnson phoned and said you was acting peculiar.
10:14I thought...
10:17Nothing.
10:18Anyway, she deserves it.
10:19And whatever she says, it's lies.
10:21Bloody lot.
10:27I'm sorry, Mrs. Mulberry.
10:29Dad?
10:30Where are you, Dad?
10:31I'll kill him.
10:32I'll kill him.
10:33I'll kill him.
10:34God forgive me.
10:35Dad?
10:36I'll swing for him.
10:37I could be up there for a wave.
10:38I could be up there for a wave.
10:39I could be up there for a wave.
10:42Hello, Mr. Garnet.
10:44Hello.
10:45I'm just saying to Marigold and...
10:47Hey, hey.
10:48Less of the Marigold.
10:49It's Winston, if you don't mind.
10:52All right.
10:53Gongadin.
10:56Bloody immigrants.
10:57Where have you been?
10:59I'm sorry I couldn't make it this morning.
11:01Buona.
11:02But...
11:03I had to go to Heathrow.
11:04Meet my cousin.
11:05God blown it.
11:06Marvellous.
11:07They're flying him in now.
11:10What's the hurry?
11:11Couldn't he get on the banana boat?
11:13He's fixed himself up with a job.
11:14I had to go and meet him.
11:15Show him his dig.
11:16God blown it.
11:17Four million unemployed.
11:18They're flying his cousin in.
11:22Was he a brain surgeon?
11:24Bricklayer.
11:25Bricklayer?
11:26Has he got his own odd?
11:27No.
11:29He likes to fly.
11:30I like to fly.
11:31I fly whenever I can.
11:33I flew up to Manchester when West Ham played up there.
11:36I flew up to Liverpool with him.
11:37I fly to a lot of away games I do.
11:39Marvellous.
11:40Jet setters working for the local council now.
11:42Half-hours to some Bruno.
11:44Hey.
11:45Mrs. Olinbury smells that.
11:46You won't be safe.
11:47You'll be in for a hot pain.
11:50Oh no.
11:52And if the copper smell what you're going to be smoking mate,
11:54you'll be in for a long time.
11:55I'll tell you.
11:59Mr. Carnet.
12:00I'm very, very sorry to hear of the loss of your wonderful good lady.
12:06Sorry business.
12:08Yeah, well.
12:09Happens to all of us today.
12:11Oh yes.
12:12But it was a very sad loss to me.
12:16It's a very sad loss to me mate.
12:19Oh yes.
12:20Oh yes.
12:21Oh yes.
12:22But I have lost a very good customer.
12:24And I have lost a very good wife.
12:26Oh yes.
12:27Oh yes.
12:28But it was a bad blow to me.
12:31Her going like that.
12:32So sudden.
12:33It was a very bad blow to me and all.
12:34Oh yes.
12:35Very bad blow.
12:36But it has done me no good.
12:37Her going like that.
12:38So sudden.
12:39What do you mean?
12:40Well, she went owing me a few pounds.
12:42That's a nice thing to say.
12:43I'm not saying anything.
12:44Not saying anything.
12:45Bringing that up.
12:46Maligning me while my nausea gone.
12:47Marigold.
12:48I am not maligning her.
12:49I'm not saying anything against her.
12:50All I am saying is.
12:52If Mrs. Garnet had gone on Saturday instead of where to stay.
12:54I'm not saying anything.
12:55I'm not saying anything.
12:56Yeah, what do you mean?
12:57I'm not saying anything, bringing that top, maligning the woman, no she gone.
13:01Marigold, I am not maligning her, I'm not saying anything against her.
13:05All I am saying is, if Mrs. Garnet had gone on Saturday instead of where to stay, I'd be alright.
13:16Because you see, she always paid me Friday.
13:21Look, I don't suppose she wanted to go on Wednesday.
13:26I dare say if she'd had her way, she'd have preferred to wait till Saturday.
13:30Or even longer.
13:31If I'd had my way, she wouldn't have gone at all, because I'm the one who's in a mess with that bloody thing living upstairs for me.
13:36I mean, you don't think she went on a Wednesday just to do you out of a few quid, do you?
13:40I'm not saying that, all I'm saying is, it has cost me money.
13:45It's cost me money, Sabu!
13:49It's cost me her, Peyton, and what you got for sitting in that wheelchair of hers?
13:52Yes, yes, yes, I'm sure.
13:54But her going on Wednesday is no good to me.
13:57It is just my luck.
13:59Just your luck?
14:00What about my bloody luck?
14:01What about her luck?
14:02You shut up!
14:04Oh my God, I am not blaming her.
14:07Mrs. Garnet was a very good customer, and a very good pair.
14:10All I am saying is, he knows.
14:15He comes into the shop, he takes the groceries.
14:19Put them on the slate, Mrs. Garnet will pay you later.
14:23And she did, she always paid you.
14:25Not now, she cannot pay me now.
14:27That is what I am saying, Sambo.
14:29This one orders, this Marigold orders, put on the slate, put on the slate, put on the slate.
14:40And then she passes on.
14:41But it's not my fault, is it?
14:43I'm not saying it is your fault.
14:44But why are you telling me then?
14:46What does Mr. Garnet owe you?
14:48Mr. Garnet don't owe nothing.
14:49Mr. Garnet owes for this tobacco.
14:51That's all Mr. Garnet owes for.
14:52Well, what Mrs. Garnet owed?
14:53What Mrs. Garnet owed?
14:54Mrs. Garnet owed.
14:55Mrs. Garnet owed.
14:56I am thinking this would happen.
14:58I saw very well you come along and say, my Mrs owed you money.
15:01I mean, God, where's your proof, eh?
15:03I mean, any old Tom Dick Harry come knocking in the front door saying your wife owes her money.
15:07Especially if she's passed on.
15:09She's not there to deny it to the face.
15:11What proof have you...
15:12That's what I'm talking about.
15:13Proof, mate.
15:14Bills.
15:15Bills, mate.
15:16That's what I want to see is bills.
15:19Signed bills and statements.
15:22Signed statements with signatures on them, John John.
15:27That's how we do business in this country, John John.
15:31Signatures, not by ESA.
15:34I'm going to take my customer elsewhere from now on.
15:36From now on I buy British.
15:38What do you think I am?
15:40Bleeding Japanese?
15:41Will you shut up?
15:46Will you keep quiet?
15:47I am trying to talk to my daughter.
15:49Look, first of all, she bolts me out of the house, eh?
15:52I can't get in.
15:53It's pouring down the road.
15:54I don't have to spend a night over the johns and sleep on their bloody sofa.
15:56Will you shut up and listen?
15:58Then she locks me in my room, in my own room.
16:00I had to climb out the window to have a...
16:02I mean, in my own house.
16:05You tell her.
16:06You tell her.
16:07I shouldn't have to do that.
16:08Not in my time of life.
16:09Standing yet?
16:10No, you tell her.
16:11No.
16:12I wouldn't talk to her.
16:13Oh, here.
16:14You tell him I don't want him talking to me.
16:16You tell her.
16:17I wouldn't talk to her.
16:18No, she was the last person on earth.
16:20I wouldn't talk to her.
16:21No, you tell him I wouldn't listen to him if he did.
16:23Even if he was the last person on earth.
16:25You tell her.
16:26I wouldn't waste my breath talking to her.
16:28You tell him I wouldn't listen to him if he did.
16:30Oh, you are making it odd for each other.
16:32Look, you've got to come to some arrangement.
16:34You can't go on like this.
16:35You tell him there's someone knocking on his front door.
16:37You tell her it's her front door as well.
16:40Oh, he's got a key.
16:42Who gave him a key?
16:43I did.
16:44Why?
16:45So as he could get in, of course.
16:47Well, I don't like him having a key.
16:49It's none of your business.
16:50Well, tell him it's my front door as well.
16:53Oh, yes.
16:54Your front door now, there's nobody knocking on, innit?
16:55Hello.
16:56Everyone's in a party mood, I see.
16:57Shut up, you.
16:58Want more money, I suppose.
16:59Oh, well, keep your hair on.
17:01Don't be fictitious.
17:02Well, what?
17:03Who's a bit hot enough to do?
17:05Settling up?
17:06Marvellous.
17:07More debts she's left for me.
17:09Well, she couldn't pay me when she was in hospital.
17:11Then I popped off on my holidays.
17:13Anyway, I wasn't worried.
17:14Oh, you wasn't worried?
17:15No.
17:16I knew it'd be all right.
17:17Oh, you knew it'd be all right.
17:19That's marvellous, innit?
17:20Yes.
17:21Now, let's see.
17:22Here we are.
17:23Milk, butter, eggs.
17:25Oh, a few small bets went down.
17:26Two small bets.
17:27God blimey.
17:28Gambling to the end, she was.
17:29Ah, yes.
17:30And there was one big bet.
17:32Also at Newmarket.
17:33She really fancied it.
17:34Said it reminded her of you.
17:35Yeah.
17:36A 60 to 1 outsider wearing blinkers.
17:40She had £5 on it to win.
17:41What a punter.
17:42£5 to win on a 60 to 1 outsider?
17:45God blimey.
17:46She was scared you'd find out.
17:47Well, I haven't.
17:48Too late, that's the trouble.
17:49You'd have stopped it, would you?
17:50Of course I'd have bloody stopped it.
17:52It's bad enough running up bills without running up gambling debts as well.
17:56Bloody women.
17:57They beggar you.
17:58It's all right for you, you bloody women.
18:00You've got your women's lib.
18:01What about us?
18:02What about your man's lib?
18:03Yes, your man's lib.
18:05Every debt a woman runs up.
18:07A man is responsible.
18:08I mean, what are we?
18:09The keepers?
18:10I mean, they take away their reins for controlling them.
18:13And when they gallop off, spending your money, we're held responsible.
18:19Don't have left that Mrs. Pankhurst chain to them bleeding railings.
18:23I shall appeal.
18:25I'll appeal to the European court.
18:27When I married her, a woman's place was in the home.
18:30And the only...
18:31Yes, it was.
18:32And the only money that a woman was allowed to spend was what her husband chose to give her.
18:36And I ain't paying for no daft brats of five pounds or sixty...
18:39It won.
18:40It won.
18:41It won.
18:42It won.
18:43What?
18:44It won.
18:45What?
18:46Three hundred pounds.
18:47Hey!
18:48Do you know what the name of the horse was?
18:49Chauvinist Pig.
18:50So you're going up the pub with your winnings then, Daddy?
18:51Well, spend a bit of it, you know.
18:52Have a little party.
18:53I mean, you've got to celebrate, ain't you?
18:55I'm sure she would've wanted me to.
18:56I'm sure she would have wanted me to.
18:57I don't know what to do.
18:58Right?
18:59Has she ever talked to you about it?
19:00You've got to celebrate, aren't you?
19:01No, no, no, no.
19:02Oh, boy, no.
19:03No, no.
19:04Yes, yes.
19:05That's the thing.
19:06No.
19:07No, no.
19:08No, no, no.
19:09I was.
19:10It's annoying.
19:11No, no, no.
19:12No, no.
19:13No, no.
19:14No, no.
19:15No.
19:16No, no.
19:17No, no.
19:18I'm a pilot.
19:19No, no, no.
19:20No, no.
19:21No, no.
19:22No.
19:23No.
19:24And it's three.
19:25I'm sure she would.
19:27You'll come home, won't you?
19:29Later. I've just got to phone home first.
19:31By the way, Dad...
19:33What?
19:35I've invited Mrs Olinbury.
19:37What?
19:39I've invited Mrs Olinbury.
19:41You've what?!
19:43I'm calling it stupid the way you two are behaving.
19:47You've got to make the effort. You've got to be...
19:49Try and be friendly.
19:51No! God blimey! No, I don't want her there!
19:53Blimey, it's a party, not a bloody wake!
19:57I thought they're both the same to you.
19:59Just another excuse to get drunk.
20:01Look, I don't...
20:03You need an excuse. You have done...
20:05I don't want her at my party!
20:07Bloody miserable cow she is.
20:09Screw you!
20:11I don't care if she does hear me.
20:13Well, I've invited her.
20:15Oh, God!
20:17I think she likes you, really.
20:19Get off out of it.
20:21Yes, but...
20:22I mean, she's just overawed by you.
20:24Overawed?
20:25Yeah.
20:26But, um...
20:27Well, I mean, she's never met a man like you before.
20:32Because her own man, her husband, was sort of...
20:35Well, he was sort of ordinary.
20:37And now she's confronted, she says, by, um...
20:41Strong-willed.
20:43Powerful.
20:44Devil-may-care.
20:45Swashbuckling.
20:46Macho man.
20:47Clark Gable was her hero when she was a little girl, so, um...
21:02I think you remind her of him.
21:06And, um...
21:08When she's with you, she just goes all for...
21:11Shy and awkward and...
21:13Doesn't know how to respond.
21:17Yeah, well...
21:20I mean, perhaps I've been a bit hard on her.
21:23You're all right.
21:25Cheers, Al.
21:37Cheers, Al.
21:38Cheers, Al.
21:55To else.
21:58A good woman.
21:59To else.
22:00Wherever she may be.
22:01Oh, she's up there half all right.
22:03That's where she'll be.
22:04Seated upon his right hand.
22:06Getting her just to search for the good life that she lived down here.
22:11You do believe in heaven, does she, Al.
22:13Oh, I don't know, Al.
22:15I'd like to think there was heaven and I'd be going up there for better things, but...
22:19Well...
22:20I mean, if there is, it depends a bit on who's running it, doesn't it?
22:24How do you mean?
22:25Well, I mean, it's...
22:27It's Lord God, innit?
22:29It's not Fred God or Harry God.
22:32It's Lord God, innit?
22:34Doesn't sound much like a working class heaven, do it?
22:38I think it's the same old crowd running it up there that's got it all down here.
22:45From my experience and what I've seen of God and his bishops and his synods
22:51and what they let go on down here,
22:54I don't think he's much better than Mrs. Thatcher or Norman Tabbitt.
23:00Why should he be, Arthur?
23:02Yeah, well...
23:03It's their world, innit?
23:04I mean, it's their heaven.
23:07You want to know the truth, Alf?
23:09Yeah, I want to know the truth, Alf.
23:10Tell me the truth.
23:11I'll tell you the unadulterated truth.
23:12It's like horse's mouth, right?
23:14Absolutely.
23:15I think...
23:16I think...
23:17What's going to happen to anyone or anything is what happens down here.
23:25I reckon all we're put here for is to make the few bob, if we can...
23:29Yeah.
23:30...have a good time spending it...
23:31Yeah.
23:32...and then go quietly when they call time.
23:35I mean, I'm alright, Jack, sod you and all the rest is through.
23:41No.
23:42No, there's got to be heaven, Arthur.
23:44If there's a God, there's got to be heaven, otherwise where else is he going to live?
23:48Right?
23:49Anyway, he's told us there's heaven, innit?
23:52He promised it unto us, can't he?
23:55And God don't tell lies, has he?
23:57No.
23:58Not a politician, is he?
24:00You don't have to rely on votes.
24:03I mean, he's got nothing to gain from telling lies.
24:06Besides of which, I mean, why do you go to all the trouble, mate, all of this?
24:09You and me, all the animals, the stars, the universe, and that.
24:13It's all written in the good book.
24:15It's there in the Bible.
24:16The good Lord, he made us in his own image.
24:20Well, God looks like you.
24:24It's not an exact resemblance.
24:26No, God probably looks more like Charlton Heston.
24:29He probably made Charlton Heston to play God in films.
24:35Better than Reagan.
24:37He wasn't bad in some of them cowboy films, would he?
24:41Right, he's all right.
24:42But they never let him play a president.
24:45They didn't even let him get the girl.
24:49He had to be satisfied with a chimp.
24:52No, Clark Gable always got a girl.
24:56That's right.
24:57What it means that he made us in his own image means that he's made us perfect like himself.
25:07You're perfect?
25:09I'm not perfect.
25:10I didn't say it.
25:11I've got my faults.
25:12I know that.
25:13What it means perfect is he has made us perfect in build and in shape, has he?
25:17In build and in shape.
25:19You know what I'm laughing?
25:21Look, my dear, look at the one.
25:23A hand, right?
25:25Look, you see there's another one.
25:27A hand.
25:29See, and he'd give us four fingers and a thumb on each hand.
25:32He'd do all that.
25:33Two hands.
25:34A hand.
25:35He'd put them on the end of your arms, didn't he?
25:38Well, they would be most handy.
25:39What?
25:40Handling your whiskey.
25:41Handling your cigar.
25:42Which is why they're called hands, I suppose.
25:43And look, look.
25:44See, he'd give us a nose and two ears to hang your spectacles on.
25:59He never gave you no hair, did he?
26:07Yeah, he's mostly for monkeys.
26:10Look at this one.
26:11He's got a face like a busted sofa.
26:13Look at him.
26:14Why not?
26:15This is my cousin, Christy.
26:17The one I met at Heathrow from Dublin.
26:19Oh, bejesus.
26:20How is this, Mr Garnett?
26:21Have you had any goodness of you now?
26:23Bloody black-faced Mick!
26:29Eyes are smiling.
26:32Sure it's light and all is green.
26:36Dad, you've got to go now.
26:38I've got to catch my train.
26:39Winston's going to take me to the station so you don't have to worry, OK?
26:43Listen, you enjoy yourself.
26:46But listen, you be nice to Mrs Olingbury, please.
26:49OK.
26:50I'll see you soon, eh?
26:52Oh, my God.
26:54Oh, my God.
26:56Oh, damn it!
26:58Oh, my God.
26:59Look at him.
27:00He's out of his skull.
27:01Come on, darling, let's go.
27:04Show me skin, you're hot!
27:06Hey!
27:07Hey!
27:08Hey!
27:09Hey!
27:10Hey!
27:11Hey!
27:12Hey!
27:13Hey!
27:14Hey!
27:15Hey!
27:16Hey!
27:17Hey!
27:18Hey!
27:19Hey!
27:20Hey!
27:21Hey!
27:22Hey!
27:23Hey!
27:24Hey!
27:25Hey!
27:26Hey!
27:27Hey!
27:28Hey!
27:29Hey!
27:30Let's have a little night game.
27:31Your place or mine?
27:32Hmm?
27:33You haven't bolted the door?
27:35Frankly, Ms. Olingbury, I don't give a damn.
27:41No! I was drunk!
28:11No! I was drunk!
28:41No! I was drunk!
28:48No! I was drunk!
28:53Thank you!
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