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00:00When we got married, I took the marriage vow In sickness and in health, I said I'll do
00:11For richer or poorer, till death do us part And you said that you'd honour and obey me too
00:19But it wasn't very long before I soon found out The one who bought the trousers was you
00:26Now after all these years at last, I'm pushing you about But in sickness and in health, I love you
00:35In sickness and in health, I said I'll do
00:56LAUGHTER
01:11LAUGHTER
01:30You ought to try that alternative medicine they're all talking about
01:34Who's all talking about?
01:36Everybody
01:37Who?
01:38They're all talking about it
01:40I haven't heard them
01:42LAUGHTER
01:44You don't listen, do you? You sit there, you don't hear nothing
01:47There's things going on all round you
01:51LAUGHTER
01:56You don't see them, you don't hear them
01:59New things coming in, old things going out
02:02I wish you would
02:04LAUGHTER
02:07The whole world's changing, you don't know the first thing that's going on today
02:11All right, what's going on today?
02:15Look, didn't you ever hear the expression where it's at?
02:20Where who's at?
02:23Where the world's at
02:25I've got me own hat
02:26Not hat!
02:28Hat, hat, hat, hat!
02:30Hat, hat, hat, hat!
02:34LAUGHTER
02:37Where it is I'm talking about, where it's all happening
02:41Here, you watch what you're doing with my wheelchair
02:44I'm watching it
02:46Where it is, I'm saying where it's happening
02:49Where what's happening?
02:51New things, new technological advances, new sciences
02:57What do you know about sciences?
02:59Oh, I listen, don't I?
03:01I listen, keep me ears open, don't I?
03:04You should wash behind them
03:07LAUGHTER
03:09You've got soap behind that one
03:11Something else is not soap
03:14Where, where?
03:17It's been there for several days
03:20Where?
03:22Well, go and wash behind them
03:24You know, potatoes growing behind them soon
03:27I'll have a wash in a minute, when I've finished this
03:30I'll have a bath
03:31Oh, I'll put the flags out
03:33LAUGHTER
03:35Look, I bath as much as anyone else does
03:38But not so often
03:39I bath regular
03:41Christmas is regular
03:42Never mind about Christmas, I had a bath last Friday, didn't I?
03:46Don't overdo it
03:48Look, I keep myself clean, my dear
03:50But I don't have no fads about sitting in a bath every day
03:53Washing all the natural oils out of your skin
03:56No fear of that happening to you
03:58The enamel oils is put there to protect you, innate
04:01They're nature's way of weatherproofing you
04:04Oh, is that one of your new sciences?
04:06Oh, that is thick, that is
04:08That is the sign of someone who's really thick, that is
04:11To sit and scoff at things you don't understand
04:13That's why men like Galileo was martyred and hung from crosses
04:18Because of people like you
04:20Didn't he believe in bathing either?
04:23Galileo was scoffed at because he said
04:25the world was round and not flat
04:28They laughed at him, jeered at him
04:30People like you with their ignorance
04:32I've never said the world wasn't round
04:34No, not now you wouldn't
04:36But I'm pleased that the bit that we use is flat
04:42Anyway, your queen swears by it
04:44What?
04:45Alternative medicine
04:46So does Prince Charles, he swears by it too
04:49And them people ain't daft
04:50They know what's good for them
04:52Well, I've got me own doctor
04:54So has she
04:55So has the queen got her own doctor
04:57A sir something or other
04:58A knight of the realm doctor
05:00A best of money can buy doctor
05:03If he can't cure her and keep her happy
05:05She don't mess about, she don't take no chances like you do
05:07She asks for a second opinion
05:09A third, a fourth, a fifth opinion if she fancies
05:11She plays the field, she does
05:13If there's anything the slightest bit wrong with that woman
05:17She has armies of them up the palace
05:19They're queuing up there
05:20Lining up to give it a once over
05:22And if one of them, any of them makes a slightest little mistake
05:25Off with his royal
05:27Yes
05:28Banished from the court
05:30Back to the national health with all the rest of the rubbish
05:33But still, despite all that top class medical aid
05:37She still dabbles in your alternative medicine
05:40Swears by it, she does
05:42That's why she's always so fit and healthy, not like you
05:45Ah well, she ain't got my legs, has she?
05:48Of course she ain't got your legs, my dear
05:50She wouldn't want your legs, would she?
05:52She wouldn't put up with your legs, would she?
05:55She don't have to put up with my legs, does she?
05:58Because she's got all her armies of doctors to put up with my legs
06:02If she had them
06:04She's also, she's also got her alternative medicine
06:09Because she ain't got to close that mind like what you have
06:12Blimey, first doctor you see, any doctor you see
06:17You treat them like God you do
06:19I mean, they say your legs are no good no more
06:21You can't walk, you've got to sit in a wheelchair
06:23And be pushed around for the rest of your life
06:25And you bloody well believe them, don't you?
06:27And they say you take it as gospel
06:30I didn't need a doctor to tell me my legs were no good any more
06:35I didn't need anyone to tell me I couldn't walk properly any more
06:39I knew that myself
06:41I went to the doctor to find out why they didn't work any more
06:45Why it was hard to walk on them
06:48And you believed what he told you?
06:50Well, he was Harley Street Consultant
06:52What do you expect me to do, call him a liar?
06:55You could have asked a second opinion
06:57I didn't need one
06:59But blimey, he's only Harley Street Consultant, isn't he?
07:02Not bloody God, is he?
07:06If he was any good as Harley Street Consultant
07:12If he was any good as Harley Street Consultant
07:15He wouldn't have to come down here and work for the National Health
07:17He could stay up there in Harley Street and make his fortune, couldn't he?
07:30Here, you know what you're doing
07:32Do you want to do it?
07:38Right, well these will come in handy for some of this
07:43What are you taking them off for?
07:45I am trying to strip down the wheelchair
07:47Make it easy to push, aren't I?
07:49These, these are for your hands, aren't they?
07:52For pushing the wheelchair with your hands
07:54You don't do that, do you?
07:55No
07:56No, that's all superfluous weight, isn't it?
08:01That's not ours
08:03Well, it is while we're in charge of it
08:06Look, you have to give it back when we've done with it
08:09We'll cross that bridge
08:10Look, you won't be here when we have to give it back, will you?
08:15But while you are here
08:17I'm trying to make it a bit easier to push, aren't I?
08:20Come on, try it
08:21I can't sit in it like that
08:23Try it
08:24No, I'll be comfortable
08:27I don't know where to put my feet
08:29No armrest, no cushion
08:31Well, that's marvellous, isn't it, eh?
08:33You're so bloody selfish, you are
08:35It's all you think of
08:36Self, self, self
08:37It's me that's got to push the bloody thing, isn't it?
08:40Bloody counts when I make them too heavy in the first place
08:42Look at it
08:43Bloody thing's got no design
08:45It was comfortable
08:47Comfort, well, it's all you think about, isn't it? Comfort
08:49What about my comfort, eh?
08:50My comfort when I have to push you in the bloody thing
09:02A lot of what's wrong with you, my dear, is old age
09:08I know a lot of what's wrong with me is old age
09:13Not old age that's wrong with my legs
09:16Your legs are no younger
09:18Your legs are as old as mine
09:21You seem to have no bother walking about on them
09:25Except when you're drinking that stuff
09:30Alternative medicine, my dear
09:32Alternative medicine
09:34Is that what the Queen swears by?
09:36No, but her mother does
09:37She's fit enough
09:38She's older than you
09:39I don't have to push her around in the wheelchair
09:41And she's still got all her marbles, hasn't she?
09:44This stuff will do you more good than all the pills
09:46A quack will shove down your throat if you let him
09:49Remedy, this stuff, isn't it?
09:53Old Scottish remedy
09:58Brewed up in your islands
10:00There's remedy against raw mornings and even colder nights
10:04And why do you think your jocks put it in their porridge, eh?
10:08Because you're wearing nothing but a kilt, my dear
10:11You need something warming going down
10:15This will kill any germs, this will
10:18It'll kill you too if you don't ease up on it
10:20Yeah
10:21I wouldn't mind a quid for all the colds and influenza
10:24Drinking this stuff is preventing me from getting
10:26You've always got colds
10:28Well, there's a lot of colds about, my dear, isn't there?
10:30Can't avoid all of them
10:32I mean, there's times when I'm not drinking this stuff, isn't there?
10:36What times?
10:39Well, it's when you're sleeping in the middle of the night
10:42Your germs are liable to attack you
10:45Four o'clock in the morning, my dear
10:48You ask any doctor, that's when you're at your lowest ebb
10:52It's when the germs attack you
10:54When any protection you might have got off of this stuff
10:57Has been, like, disappeared
11:01When your defences are down, my dear
11:04Now, I've had colds, I admit that, I've had them
11:06But think of all the colds I might have had
11:08If I hadn't had this stuff to fend them off with
11:12You really believe in that stuff, don't you?
11:15Well, I ain't found much else worth believing in, my dear
11:18Tell you the truth
11:20I mean, I wouldn't say nothing against religion, you know
11:25But your lord drank, didn't he, eh?
11:29Yes, he did
11:30I mean, you may not need a drink up there in heaven
11:32But while he was down here on earth
11:34He soon discovered he needed a drink
11:36Oh, blimey
11:37Old as he was, he found out
11:39He couldn't live with us and put up with what we have to put up with
11:42Without having a few
11:43Oh, blimey
11:44Drove him to drink, we did
11:46I bet his mum says to him
11:48I wish you wouldn't go down there and mix with those people
11:52You always come back up here drunk
11:57I suppose that's going to stay like that now, is it?
12:01God
12:04Come on
12:06Hurry up
12:10I'm pushing this thing, I'm going faster than you lot
12:16I'll put a white line down the middle of the pavement
12:18That's what it ought to do
12:19Fast lane, slow lane
12:23I can't put up with much more of this, I tell you
12:25My legs will give out soon, you'll see
12:28They ought to give us a power wheelchair
12:30That's what they ought to give us
12:32Like the one we see the other day
12:34They won't give me a power chair
12:36Not while I've got to
12:40It's not only my legs, my back and all now
12:43My bloody back is killing me
12:45Well, never mind
12:46Soon behove, then you can have a nice sit down
12:49Yeah
12:50Honk, honk
12:56Oh
13:00Move it!
13:02It's supposed to park on the pavement
13:14I'm going to see them about a power wheelchair
13:17I can't go on like this
13:19You won't get one
13:21It's all the cutbacks, it's your Mrs Thatcher
13:24She don't like them dogs
13:26She wants everyone to stand on their own feet
13:29Now, shut up about Mrs Thatcher
13:31Never mind
13:33Perhaps Labour will win the next election
13:35And that nice Mr Kinnock will spend more money on the health service
13:39Labour?
13:40Looking after themselves, that's what they'll be doing
13:42Feathering his own ass, that's what you're nice about
13:45That's what your nice Mr Kinnock will be doing
13:47Same as your nice Mr Harold Wilson
13:49And your nice James Callaghan
13:51Yeah
13:52They've both done better under Labour, yeah
13:54But nobody else did, did they?
13:57Darling, Harold Wilson, he was flogging peerages
13:59To anyone with £100,000 to spare
14:03But he's got a boat
14:04Yeah, Michael Foote
14:07I admit it, all he was after was a new overcoat
14:09But he never got any
14:12Shut up, Meg
14:13They're all in it for themselves, bloody politicians, innit?
14:17Blimey, becoming a Prime Minister in this country now
14:19Is better than winning the polls
14:21And we can't even get a power wheelchair
14:24Bloody Labour Party
14:27Blimey, they didn't have nothing when they first got the power
14:30Not one of them
14:31Not even a pot of piss in them
14:32Now look at them
14:33They're hoarding it down the house
14:34They're probably putting a fine, £40,000 a year
14:36They don't do nothing for nobody
14:39They don't get £40,000 a year
14:41They may not admit to getting it, my dear
14:43But what they say they get
14:44And what they bung in their own pockets
14:46Is two entirely different things, innit?
14:48It's your perks, my dear, your perks
14:50That's where it's at
14:51Your perks
14:54Ready money
14:56That's where the real money is, innit?
14:59Your ones
15:00Nelson's
15:02Your Nelson Eddie's, my dear
15:03Your Reddy's
15:05Cash in the pocket and no questions asked
15:07It stands to reason you can't tell me
15:09How the Labourites can afford to live up there the way they do
15:11Ob-nobbing with all your iPly and what they're supposed to be earning
15:14They ain't got nothing of their own
15:15They ain't got no private fortunes
15:17Not like your real Tories have
15:20Look at them now
15:21Look at them up there
15:22Your bloody Labour and your STP
15:25All living in £500,000 penthouses in your Royal Borough of Wapping
15:30The Royal Borough?
15:31Well, it soon will be when they've moved in, won't it?
15:34Get rid of us
15:35Condemn our houses
15:36Get us out
15:37And then build penthouses for themselves
15:40They didn't have no money to spare to improve our housing when we lived there
15:43But they soon found the money for themselves, didn't they?
15:46And why? I'll tell you why
15:47Because it's near your Parliament, that's why
15:49Just across the water, innit?
15:52I suppose one of them looked out the window one day and thought
15:54Ooh, that'll be a handy place to live, your Wapping
15:56Ooh, yeah, get that lot out what's living there
15:58Evict them
15:59Smarten the place up a bit
16:01Ooh, yeah, very adjacent, that'll be all
16:03Very adjacent
16:04Wouldn't even need a telephone
16:05Just shout
16:06Well, you know how water carries
16:08Anything doing over there today?
16:10Nothing? Right, I think I'll have a little lay-in
16:15All right, everyone's got to earn a living, I admit that
16:19They want to make a career in politics? All right
16:22But don't go around like bloody saints and make out they're doing it for our sakes
16:27The bulls do all up for our sakes
16:30I lived in the Borough of Wapping, man and boy, 68 years
16:36I've served under 14 Prime Ministers
16:40And I've been bloody poor on every one of them
16:44Don't let it worry you
16:46Don't let it worry me
16:48You let everything worry you
16:49I don't let nothing
16:52Don't let nothing worry me
16:57Oh, let them play their European Cup on their own
17:01Won't be European Cup without us, will it?
17:04The bloody Wogs Cup
17:07Burning us out of Europe
17:09They didn't want us burned out of Europe when Hitler was around, did they?
17:13It was all, hello, Tommy, and come over here, have a drink, Tommy
17:17And voodoo, voodoo, have a camoisse, Tommy
17:20And liberate us
17:21Now it's all piss off, Tommy, isn't it?
17:24We should have left them to Hitler, mate, that's what
17:27He'd have given them hooligans
17:28He'd have given them bloody football, all right
17:29And I'll tell you something else
17:31If old Gorbachev starts, see
17:33If the bloody Russians start
17:34They'll all be, come back, Tommy
17:36All is forgiven, Tommy
17:37But the hooligans, man, the hooligans
17:39All right, string them up if you like
17:41I don't mind, string them up
17:42I've got nothing, I don't
17:43I don't hold with hooligans, mon
17:45Don't hold with hooligans at all
17:46But they are our hooligans, don't they?
17:49They're our bleeding hooligans
17:50And we know how to handle our own hooligans
17:53Don't need a load of bleeding foreigners
17:54Telling us how to handle our own hooligans, do we?
17:57Mr. Garnet, will you come over, please?
17:59Is that you, mon?
18:01I can't understand my own language, John
18:05Oh
18:07Oh
18:09Oh
18:11Oh, dear Lord
18:13Oh
18:15Afternoon
18:17Give me a chip, that is
18:20No smoking, if you don't mind, Mr. Garnet
18:23Am I smoking?
18:28Can you see smoke coming out of it?
18:32I'm not smoking, am I, dear
18:33Because there's nothing in it
18:35I don't get enough out of you lot to smoke it
18:44Your wife is incapacitated
18:47She can't walk, she's a cripple
18:50Rheumatoid arthritis, I believe
18:52So the quack says
18:54Mr. Dogrell, your wife's consultant
18:55Is a very distinguished specialist
18:57In that particular disease, Mr. Garnet
19:00So he says
19:02You don't think so?
19:03Well, I don't know if he is or ain't
19:04No more than you do, missus
19:05We have to take his word for that, don't we?
19:07Only his mates and those who work with him
19:09Know how good or bad he is
19:10And they won't blab, will they?
19:13Conspiracy of silence, isn't it?
19:15All I know is
19:17From what I've seen of him
19:18I'm not over the moon about him
19:20He's a clever man
19:21Oh, well, they're all clever men, aren't they?
19:23I mean
19:24If they was half as clever as they say they are
19:26As they claim to be
19:27We'd all live forever, wouldn't we?
19:28But we don't, do we?
19:29See, all I know is this, missus
19:31When my wife first went to see you and Mr. Dogrell
19:34She couldn't walk, could she?
19:35See, and now
19:36After pushing her up and down to the hospital and back
19:38And wearing out three pairs of boots
19:40Seeing you and Mr. Dogrell
19:41She still can't walk
19:43And if things go on the way they are going
19:45Pretty soon I won't be able to walk, will I?
19:47I'll finish up in a wheelchair with her
19:49Now, I am not a clever consultant, missus
19:51But I couldn't have done much worse than that, could I?
19:55Well, nobody's claiming Mr. Dogrell
19:57Or any other consultant can work miracles, Mr. Dogrell
19:59I've not come here looking for miracles, missus
20:02No, I can't do much for my wife's legs now
20:04They're a write-off, I accept that
20:09Whose fault it is, I'm not prepared to argue
20:13I mean, her legs
20:14Never be any good again
20:16Not her legs, they won't
20:18I accept that
20:19I know that
20:20They're too far gone
20:23But
20:24If you want to do something for her, missus
20:27If you want to give her a better quality of life
20:30Look after my legs
20:34Because it's my legs she's got to rely upon now
20:37It's my legs she needs
20:39Because my legs are more used to her than her own legs are, innit?
20:44Use your noddle, missus
20:46Save my legs
20:49That's what you've got to do
20:50Save my legs
20:51Give her a powered wheelchair
20:53Something I don't have to push
20:55Something that'll save my legs
20:57I'm sorry, Mr. Garnet
20:58I understand your position and I sympathise with it
21:01But unfortunately, unfortunately for you, I hasten to add
21:04Mrs. Garnet is not incapacitated enough to qualify for a powered chair
21:09Why not?
21:10Because, because she's got me, ain't she?
21:12Her loving husband, her living relative
21:15Bloody muggings, that's all
21:17Listen
21:18When I retire after 65 years of slogging
21:20Paying thousands of pounds to you lot
21:22I didn't bargain on getting a job harder than the one I retired from
21:26The one I was correct to do
21:28No
21:31I, I didn't bargain on being turned into a bloody workhorse
21:35Tabard to a wheelchair for the rest of my life
21:38You treat me like an unpaid social worker you are
21:41How would she be if she didn't have me, eh?
21:43A lot happier, I should think
21:44Shut up
21:47If Mrs. Garnet didn't have you
21:48She'd probably qualify for a powered chair
21:50Yes
21:51But because I live with her
21:53Because she's mine and I love her
21:55I've got to push her, ain't I?
21:56Well it ain't bloody fair, that's all I've got to say
21:59Look
22:00If I left her in a lurch
22:01If I divorced her
22:03If I lived in sin with her
22:05She'd get a powered wheelchair out of you lot, wouldn't she?
22:07But it's not bloody right, is it?
22:10And ain't fair
22:11Alright, I'll do it, I'll do it
22:12I'll divorce her
22:13I'll live in sin with her
22:14And I'll write to the archbishop of Canterbury
22:16And I'll tell him
22:17I've been forced to live in sin with my own wife
22:19And I've got a wheelchair out of a DH bloody SS
22:30SS is right
22:31Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!
22:40Morning
22:41Morning
22:44I like this
22:45The 655FS deluxe powered chair, sir
22:4865 special, eh?
22:52How's it called?
22:54Direct drive, sir
22:55By reduction gears with no chain or belt
22:57Equipped with both electrical and mechanical release
22:59To allow free wheeling whenever required
23:01Top speed 20 miles an hour
23:03Adjustable from 0.57 to 12 degrees
23:05Or 21% with 250 pounds load
23:08Depending on road surface conditions
23:10You mean you don't have to push it?
23:12Push it?
23:13No, sir, this is the Ferrari of wheelchairs
23:16Save your legs, this, wouldn't it, eh?
23:18Save them?
23:19No, I mean, if you had nothing wrong with your legs, like
23:22Save them
23:23What I mean...
23:24Ooh, got a hooker and all
23:27You wouldn't have to be a cripple, you know
23:29Like, get the benefit out of one of these, would you?
23:32I mean...
23:34I wouldn't mind driving around in one of these
23:36It'd be a pleasure, that would
23:38Has he got a top?
23:39Top?
23:40Yeah, like, you know, roof
23:42You know, cover, keep the rain off
23:44Like on them golf carts
23:45It's not a golf cart
23:47I can tell that, I can see that
23:49But it'd be handy if you played golf, though, wouldn't it?
23:51People who need these don't play golf
23:53No
23:55Of course, I have been thinking about taking up golf
23:57That's all that walking puts me off
24:01Do you mind if I have a trial run around the block in this?
24:05No, sir
24:06Oh, no
24:07You don't mind?
24:08No, we don't let them out, sir
24:09Well, you should
24:10Be a lot of shoppers will pay a fortune on one of these for the day
24:13It'd save their legs, wouldn't it?
24:14Well, if you're not going to buy it, sir...
24:16I didn't say I wasn't going to buy it, did I?
24:18I wouldn't have come in here in the first place if I wasn't going to buy it
24:22It's £2,500
24:28Can you afford that? That's a lot of money
24:30Yeah, yeah, it is a lot of money, yeah
24:32But not for someone who's just won the pools, hey?
24:36Not a lot of money to a man who's just won £200,000 on a football pool
24:41Not to a man whose wife has all crooked up with rheumatoid arthritis
24:46and who's just come into a fortune and he wants to buy his wife a present, hey?
24:52You should have said so
24:55You'd take me for a little run around the block, would you?
24:57I'm sure that would be all right
24:58A pleasure, sir
24:59Yeah, well, it's all yours
25:00I'm a little busy at the moment
25:02You can put it aside for me
25:03I'll be back
25:04Certainly, sir
25:07I'm just off out to post me football pools
25:09And if I win, I'll probably come back and buy that
25:26Watch out!
25:40I'm not getting in that
25:42Don't worry about the smoke, it's just warming up
25:44I'm not getting in that
25:45Just get in it and try it
25:47I'm not getting in that
25:48It'd save me pushing it, wouldn't it?
25:50I'm not getting in that
25:51I promise, I'll show you, there's nothing to worry about
25:54Just pull this over here like that
25:56Be careful now
25:57That's all right, here we go
26:02Where's the brake?
26:05He's getting asked for a break
26:10Where's the brake?
26:29Get in!
26:30Get in!
26:31Get in!
26:32Get in!
26:33Get in!
26:34Get in!
26:35Get in!
26:36All right
26:37Beep!
26:39Beep!
26:40Beep!
26:41Beep!
27:02Can a bloody door open?
27:04Can a bloody door open?
27:13Here
27:15Winston brought you these chocolates, wasn't that nice?
27:18Oh, Tom
27:24Are you all right?
27:27I've got a little bit of pain, but I'm all right
27:29They'll be coming over to us in a moment, all right?
27:31Yeah
27:32Be on the BBC News in a minute
27:34Oh
27:35Yeah
27:36They said I'm hero, the way I foil them bank robbers, you know?
27:41Here I am, they said, you know, what?
27:43Drove my wheelchair right into them, didn't I?
27:46You were very brave
27:47Well, you don't think time like that, do you?
27:49Don't think, you know?
27:54Just do what you've got to do, you know what I mean?
27:56Yeah
27:57I mean, you just
27:59Don't think about your own personal safety in a situation like that
28:03You just, you know, get stuck in
28:05Wow
28:06I mean, more people done that, more people got stuck in
28:09There'd be less muggers and terrorists, I tell you
28:12Yes, you were very brave
28:13They reckon they'll get the George Medal because of this
28:17Well, you ought to get the Victoria Cross
28:22Your George Medal is your civilian Victoria Cross, Marigold
28:30I don't know, you see
28:31You're so brave
28:33He's braver than he realises
28:35Ah, well
28:36Listen, Buona
28:37What?
28:38I don't want to frighten you, right?
28:40But, when all them villains see you on the television
28:44and realise that you is the one who caused them all that aggro
28:47Spoil up them little earner
28:49Put three of them mates away inside a prison
28:52Well, them is going to want to fix you, innit?
28:56I mean, them is proud men, you know
28:58They don't like people give them aggro
29:00And them use shooters too
29:02Them will want to blow you away
29:05Them will want to whisk you
29:08So, listen
29:09Before you go on the television
29:11You just make sure you make some nice little provisions for mummy here
29:15Like, take out some insurance or something
29:18Because she's going to be all on her own
29:20She is going to be a widow
29:25I'll be all right
29:27I'll get my powered chair once Easter
29:34Listen
29:35Did you see The Godfather?
29:37That film with Marlon Brando
29:39Where the mob is after him
29:41And he's lying in bed, like what you are
29:43And his son, Al Pacino, smuggles him into another ward
29:47Because the villains are creeping up the stairs
29:50To come and waste him
29:52Like what they're going to do to you
29:56Mm-hmm
29:58Has this bed got wheels on it?
30:00Well, we will move you
30:02We are going to hide you
30:06He's gone all white
30:10This afternoon, in the East End of London
30:13A daring armed bank raid was foiled by a brave man in a wheelchair
30:17That man, Mr. Alfred...
30:19Ex! Mr. Ex!
30:21Ex!
30:25LAUGHTER
30:27APPLAUSE
30:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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