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Malcolm In The Middle Season 3

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00:01What?

00:04Those kids!

00:11Not my Frampton comes alive!

00:30Oh!

00:32Honest Dad, we didn't even know you had a watch!

00:39Thank God they paved the driveway last year.

01:00You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big.

01:05You're not the boss of me now.

01:08You're not the boss of me now.

01:11You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big.

01:18Life is unfair.

01:23Jury duty? They want me to do jury duty?

01:27I can't believe this!

01:29You can't do it. You simply can't do it.

01:32Spring break is coming up. The boys are gonna be out of school.

01:35I can't be expected to handle them by myself!

01:38I'm sorry, you're just gonna have to tell them no!

01:41That's not one of the options, Hal.

01:44The thinking! Forcing someone to sit on a jury!

01:47This is America!

01:49I don't have a choice!

01:50Oh, yes you do.

01:55You wanna get out of jury duty?

01:57You just let me handle this.

02:00We the jury promise to faithfully uphold!

02:06This is gonna be great!

02:10I've never been ice fishing before.

02:12It combines my two favorite things in life.

02:15Ice and holes.

02:17Just a bunch of guys roughing it.

02:19A true test of courage and determination.

02:22Man against the elements.

02:24No crusts on mine, please and thank you.

02:27I hope you guys packed enough toilet paper for four people!

02:32You're kidding me!

02:33How'd you get Piyama to give you permission?

02:35I don't need my wife's permission.

02:37I baited her into a fight and she kicked me out for a couple days.

02:40Yeah!

02:45Oh my God, Dewey!

02:46You're not gonna believe what just happened!

02:48Where were you?

02:49We were supposed to go exploring in the sewer!

02:52I waited two hours for you!

02:54Dewey!

02:55You're not listening!

02:56This is incredible!

02:57But you promised!

02:58You said that when spring break started, you would take me!

03:02I did all your chores!

03:04I did all your homework!

03:06I took your antibiotics for you!

03:08I put-

03:09Dewey!

03:10Just shut up!

03:11We're trying to tell you something important!

03:13We just saw Stevie's mom naked!

03:16And she's a total babe!

03:18It was amazing!

03:19We were over at Stevie's getting stuff with the sewer!

03:22When all of a sudden, we hear something behind us!

03:25We turn around, and there she was!

03:28In the hallway!

03:29Naked!

03:30Fuck!

03:31Naked!

03:32Except for our shower cap!

03:33It was crazy!

03:34First she was screaming, then Stevie was screaming, then I was screaming!

03:38Yeah, why'd I do that?

03:40And then she tore the curtains off the wall!

03:42To cover her up!

03:43But you could still see right through the curtains!

03:46I'm so glad they just remodeled!

03:48That is not a good reason!

03:51Mom walks around here naked all the time!

03:54She was naked this morning!

03:56She was naked in the-

03:57Dewey!

03:58If you just combine those two things in my head, I will kill you!

04:04No, we're good!

04:05So anyway, she was crawling down the hall with the curtain-

04:07Hell, I gotta get going!

04:10Where are the boys?

04:11They went to the library!

04:12I know, I know!

04:14But if they were doing something really dangerous, they'd have come up with a better lie!

04:18So, deliberations start today!

04:22Nervous?

04:23Nice try, Hal!

04:24You know I can't talk about the trial!

04:26Okay, okay!

04:28So is the councilman as tall as he seems to be on TV?

04:32Hal!

04:33Hal!

04:34I knew it!

04:35Your eyebrow went up!

04:36It did not!

04:37It's the panty bandit, isn't it?

04:40This isn't right, Lois!

04:42We're married!

04:43We tell each other everything!

04:45We've never kept secrets from each other in our entire relationship!

04:49What are you talking about?

04:50I keep secrets from you all the time!

04:52Oh, fine!

04:53Go!

04:54I want to keep you from your big secret trial!

05:07Thank you very much!

05:10For what?

05:12Oh, nothing!

05:13Nothing at all!

05:15You didn't say a word!

05:18This sucks!

05:29We've been here 15 hours!

05:31We haven't caught a single fish!

05:33How much longer is this gonna take?

05:36You never know!

05:37I've been ice fishing my entire life!

05:40Never even seen a fish!

05:42I'm with Francis!

05:43I got bored on the drive down here!

05:46Can we at least talk about something?

05:48About what?

05:49I don't know!

05:50We could use this opportunity to get to know each other a little better!

05:58You know, one time I walked in on my two dads making love!

06:08Guilty!

06:11Not guilty!

06:13That's seven guilty and five not guilty!

06:18So, I guess the point of contention for those of you who don't think that Marty did steal the motorcycle!

06:24Look, if it'll get us out of here earlier, I don't mind changing my vote!

06:28What?

06:29I don't feel that strongly either way!

06:31Yeah, me too!

06:33Which side was winning again?

06:35This is not a question of winning!

06:38And I don't think we should be voting whichever way gets us out of here the fastest!

06:42Well, we have to have some basis for deciding!

06:45There was a trial!

06:47And evidence!

06:48And laws!

06:49Yeah, yeah, yeah!

06:50Let's just vote one more time before we, you know, get into all that detail!

06:54We might just get lucky!

06:56Do the five people who voted not guilty want to change their votes?

07:00Me!

07:01Whatever!

07:02There you go!

07:03It's unanimous!

07:04Wait!

07:05Wait!

07:06What do you think you're doing?

07:09You can't send a 17-year-old kid to jail just because you want to go home early!

07:14For God's sake we took an oath!

07:16Lady, did you vote guilty?

07:18Yes!

07:19Because...

07:20Then there's no problem!

07:21We're all just agreeing with you!

07:23Let's go!

07:26Fine!

07:31Then I vote not guilty!

07:44This is cool!

07:45There's no alligators down here, right?

07:46Now, that's just made up!

07:47But if there were, it'd probably be blind!

07:48Or albino!

07:49Or transparent!

07:50But that's not real!

07:51This is so cool!

07:52He hasn't shut up all morning!

07:53I mean, I was just as excited the first time Francis took us!

07:54It's actually kinda cute!

07:55Did you get the snake?

07:56What?

07:57No!

07:58No!

07:59No!

08:00No!

08:01No!

08:02No!

08:03No!

08:04No!

08:05No!

08:06No!

08:07No!

08:08No!

08:09No!

08:10No!

08:11No!

08:12No, no!

08:19Dude, finish your story!

08:20Ok!

08:21So, then we noticed that she was standing there!

08:23Bucks naked!

08:24And then I went like this!

08:26And then Malcolm was like this!

08:28It was incredible!

08:30The sun came through the window behind her!

08:33It looked like she was glowing!

08:35A naked, glowing angel!

08:39Hey, Stevie, back me up on this.

08:43That's what she looked like, right?

08:45Can we go now? I get delayed.

08:48No, rear.

08:49No, wait, front.

08:51I'll scout ahead.

08:57What?

08:57You're talking about his mom.

08:59Change his subject. Show some class.

09:02Okay, I get it.

09:04Woo, Stevie, is that you or the sewer?

09:09It turns out it wasn't a boil they removed,

09:13but the vestiges of my unborn twin.

09:18Okay, let's just go.

09:20Yeah.

09:20Good idea.

09:26Okay, here's something interesting.

09:32There's a gigantic bear out there.

09:35Don't worry about it.

09:36There are grizzlies all over.

09:37We're just part of living in Alaska.

09:39How far away is it?

09:50Well, answer the question.

09:56It's open.

09:56I thought we were having lunch today.

10:02What?

10:03Oh, I'm sorry.

10:05What's all this?

10:06Just some research I'm doing on the trial Lois got assigned to.

10:10Oh, my God.

10:12The Reyes case?

10:13Did she say anything about the four-fingered magician?

10:16Was he any good?

10:17She won't tell me anything.

10:19I had to dig all this stuff up on my own.

10:21Half the information is being suppressed from the jury.

10:24Now Lois will have to find Monaghan guilty.

10:27Why wouldn't she?

10:28He did it.

10:29Oh, you're a fool.

10:31Everyone knows that the wife killed him.

10:33What are you talking about?

10:34She loved him.

10:36Didn't you read the letter?

10:37If she was so innocent, how come she didn't admit to being married before?

10:41Because she was underage and it was annulled a week later.

10:45It means absolutely nothing.

10:47The judge already ruled that inadmissible.

10:49This is the same judge that wouldn't allow the cab driver to testify.

10:53Well, if the wife did it, why did four witnesses say they saw a man leave the crime scene?

11:02Oh, you mean a man like this?

11:08You just drew hair off.

11:10And if I could do it, she could do it.

11:12Did you know that she spent two years working at the Windmill Dinner Theater?

11:17Let me see that.

11:19Okay, here's our mark.

11:32When we came down here with Francis, this is the farthest we've ever gone.

11:36This is it?

11:38This is as far as you went?

11:40Who would brag about this?

11:43Mr. Alligator?

11:45So, Stevie, did your mom go to college?

11:48What?

11:49You know, did she get a degree or something?

11:52I'll bet she was in a sorority.

11:54Wait a minute.

11:55Unless we thought some girl named Molly Hatchet ruled, this isn't our mark.

12:00No, this has to be it.

12:02We went right, right, straight, left, right, left, straight, and right again.

12:07No, we went right, left, left, then straight, left, right, straight.

12:13Oh, man.

12:14Oh, man.

12:15We're lost.

12:16What?

12:17No!

12:18Oh man, we're lost!

12:25What? No!

12:27Oh man, what are we going to do?

12:30Nice. We'll get him crying in the pants.

12:33No, we really are lost!

12:35What? What are we going to do?

12:37I knew it! I knew you were going to find some way to ruin this for me.

12:41Even when you're trying to be nice, you make me miserable.

12:45And now I get to die in the sewer!

12:49A perfect end to a crappy life!

12:52Shut up, do we?

12:54Alright, let's just focus on finding a way out of here.

12:57Stevie's mom must be worried about it.

12:59Shut up about my mom!

13:02What? I simply made a comment.

13:05You're a perv!

13:07I can't help without a healthy interest in the opposite sex.

13:10Well, they don't return the favor.

13:15What does that mean?

13:17Girls hate you!

13:19That's not true!

13:21Yes it is.

13:22Come on Reese, you're a joke.

13:25Yeah, even I know it.

13:27So, Marty claims he was at work, but his boss says he didn't show up until 6 o'clock.

13:40Now we've got the attendant at the gas station who puts Marty's whereabouts there between 4 and 4.30.

13:46And as we all remember from the testimony...

13:48Can we vote again?

13:50What's the use? We've been through this five times.

13:53We vote guilty, she votes not guilty.

13:56We vote not guilty, she votes guilty.

13:59Yeah, so you go first this time.

14:02Alright, I abstain.

14:05What is it that you want, lady?

14:08I want you to do your job.

14:10I want you to weigh the facts of this case and make a reasoned decision.

14:15You have got the sworn testimony of the arresting police officer in which he clearly states...

14:21Yeah, if you believe what he says.

14:23Okay.

14:24That's fair enough.

14:26It is a question of credibility.

14:28On one hand, you have a 17-year-old high school dropout with a history of reckless behavior.

14:33And on the other, you have a 20-year veteran of the police force.

14:37Well, you sure as hell can't trust the cops.

14:39They're always coming up with ways to get you.

14:41That's right. My neighbor's a cop and he's got a 30-foot boat in his front yard.

14:47Now, how can he afford a 30-foot boat on a policeman's cell?

14:51Cops are always getting away with stuff like that.

14:53Oh, yeah.

14:54They start now. I tell you, when I was a kid...

14:56Stop!

14:58This is not about how you feel about cops.

15:03This is not about who you like and who you hate.

15:06This is about what you believe happened based on the facts of the trial.

15:11Did Marty or did Marty not in fact steal the motorcycle?

15:16Wait, I thought Marty was the cop.

15:20Yeah.

15:21That's what I thought.

15:23Fine.

15:24Let's go through this again.

15:26Oh, no.

15:27Yes.

15:29Is it okay to hate you?

15:31Absolutely.

15:32But the money was really being funneled to Mr. Reyes' mistress and their love child.

15:48Once Monaghan found out, it was good night, Mr. Reyes.

15:53You've got nothing.

15:56There were witnesses who saw him argue with the victim.

15:59He can't account for his whereabouts when the murder occurred.

16:03And they found the murder weapon in his car.

16:07Means, motive, and opportunity.

16:10It's all a little too neat.

16:12Because he's guilty.

16:14My gut says the partner didn't do it.

16:17Just saying so doesn't make it so.

16:20Talk to this guy.

16:23You're an idiot!

16:29Oh, my God!

16:30That thing's a monster!

16:32Calm down.

16:33I've been around Barrett for 40 years.

16:35There's nothing to worry about.

16:36Really?

16:37Yep.

16:38All we gotta do is stay real quiet.

16:41Pretty soon he'll get bored and fly away.

16:44That is, unless he's protecting his eggs.

16:47This is crazy!

16:49We can't stay here!

16:51Somebody's gotta make a run for the truck and go get help.

16:54That's a suicide mission!

16:55The bear will run down anyone that goes out there!

16:58Well, what are we supposed to do?

16:59We can't stay here and starve to death!

17:02He's right.

17:04I say we try it.

17:05I vote for Eric.

17:06What?

17:07Go to hell!

17:08I'm not going out there!

17:09You go out there!

17:10Hey!

17:11I have a wife at home to take care of!

17:13Oh, and my life doesn't mean anything?

17:15How about Artie?

17:16He's the camp outcast!

17:17Big deal!

17:18Pete's just a toothless old cote!

17:21It's a miracle he's lived this long!

17:23I should've slit your throat when I had the chance!

17:26What is it?

17:27I've got more years than I did!

17:29Help!

17:32This all looks the same.

17:35Yes, this is the same.

17:38It's all been exactly the same ever since the day I was born.

17:43I start to trust them.

17:45They make me regret it!

17:47I get my hopes up, and then they destroy them!

17:50I shut up!

17:52We get it!

17:55Every girlfriend you ever had lets you cry like a baby!

17:58What?

17:59Oh, who's Mr. Big Shot now?

18:02I'm a joke with the girls, huh?

18:04Well, what's worse?

18:05Being a joke or being a crybaby?

18:08I wasn't crying that hard!

18:11You wet your pants!

18:14Oh, like you've ever even been with a girl!

18:16I have a note from my doctor!

18:20I could get a doctor if I wanted to!

18:22That doesn't even make sense!

18:24That's right!

18:26Turn on each other!

18:28Well, you know what?

18:29No girls like any of you!

18:32And I don't blame them!

18:34You're all pathetic!

18:41You know who's a joke?

18:43Girls!

18:44Yeah!

18:45Why don't we even like them?

18:46They make our lives miserable!

18:47You can never understand what they want!

18:49They're always saying,

18:50Stop staring at me!

18:51And they don't laugh at farts!

18:52They only want to talk about clothes!

18:54They cry all the time!

18:58Yeah, this is helping us get out!

19:04Time!

19:05Time!

19:06Time!

19:07Eleven minutes!

19:08In your face!

19:11Gee, the wife did have time to run down here from home!

19:15That leaves her two minutes to stab him, remove the head, and still make it to the party in time!

19:24It all makes sense!

19:25Oh!

19:26And the blood just magically jumped from the wife's clothes to Monaghan!

19:30Do you really need this spelled out for you?

19:34After killing her husband, she ran back, took off the bloody suit, and rubbed it all over the unconscious Monaghan!

19:40Impossible!

19:41You just don't want to be proven wrong!

19:44I am not wrong!

19:46The knife entered at a downward angle!

19:49She was five foot two, he was six foot four!

19:53She'd have had to ask him to pick her up so she could stab him!

19:56She could have stood on something!

19:58Oh!

19:59So she brought a step ladder with her to the alley!

20:02Look!

20:03Right here's a milk crate!

20:05She could have hidden behind the dumpster, stood on the milk crate, pulled out the knife,

20:10and stabbed him several times with a downward motion like this!

20:22I may be fat, stupid, color blind, and dyslexic, but at least I don't have three nipples!

20:29You shut your trap!

20:30That's a mole!

20:31And you!

20:32Your family changed their name so you couldn't track them down!

20:37No one will miss you!

20:38I'm pretty sure it started with an O!

20:41All three of you are useless, pea-brained idiots!

20:44And for your information, I do suffer more than everybody else!

20:49This is ridiculous!

20:50Let's just vote on it!

20:51Who votes for Francis?

20:54Who votes for Eric?

20:57Artie?

20:59Pete?

21:01Four votes!

21:02The hardest spoken!

21:03No, you tricked me!

21:04No!

21:05No!

21:06No!

21:07He'll reject me!

21:08I...

21:09I tried me!

21:10I chased off!

21:11No!

21:12No!

21:13No!

21:18All right.

21:20That's the worst thing any of us has ever done.

21:23I'm not proud of it, but I really don't think we had a choice.

21:27Like I care about your opinion on anything.

21:31Wait a minute.

21:33Why don't we hear eating?

21:36He got to the truck!

21:38Pete!

21:39Pete!

21:40Pete!

21:41See you backstabbing sons of bitches in hell!

21:47So the witness saw Marty gassing up the motorcycle a half an hour after the owner said it went missing.

21:53Doesn't that gas station close at five o'clock?

21:55Not on Fridays.

21:56She pointed that out in the transcript.

21:59Uh...

22:00I think we're ready for another vote.

22:03Lois?

22:07Go ahead.

22:08By a show of hands, who thinks the defendant is guilty?

22:13Great.

22:14Let's go tell the judge.

22:16Wait!

22:18I don't think Marty is guilty.

22:21What?

22:22I went through all these papers and it says the kid sings in a church choir.

22:27I just don't feel a church going boy would do something like this.

22:31That is not fact.

22:32That's bias.

22:33You are basing a decision on feelings that have nothing to do with facts.

22:38Facts are things.

22:42Like witnesses seeing Marty steal the bike.

22:45Like Marty being apprehended while he was driving the stolen bike.

22:50Like Marty pulling tons of stupid stunts just like this one.

22:54Those are the facts.

22:55I just don't want to send that poor boy to jail.

22:58Oh, believe me.

22:59Jail is going to do a lot more good than three years of military school ever did.

23:04Military school?

23:06I didn't read anything about military school.

23:08I didn't see anything about military school.

23:09Oh, yeah.

23:10Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

23:11I know I saw that somewhere.

23:12I don't think so.

23:14Didn't he drop out of vocational school?

23:16That's right.

23:17After he transferred from the private school where he got caught messing around with the teacher's aide.

23:22You don't understand.

23:23I know for a fact that Francis went...

23:26Who?

23:27Oh, my God.

23:35I think I have to excuse myself from this jury.

23:38All in favor?

23:43I'm trying to be the best me I can be.

23:46But I don't know what to say to girls, so I just say something mean.

23:51I guess I'm afraid of getting hurt, so I hurt them first.

23:53I think my problem is I get so frustrated over the things I can't control.

23:59I forget that there are people with their own will and their own needs.

24:03I play mind games.

24:07It's all I have.

24:10Why isn't there ever a flash flood when you need one?

24:14You know, I really want a girlfriend.

24:17I want someone to hang out with.

24:18That's what I really want.

24:20Yeah, someone you can talk to.

24:21Someone to hug.

24:24Someone to show my poetry to.

24:27You write poetry?

24:30I dabble.

24:32What do you guys think about Brenda Pollack?

24:35She's really nice. I think she'd be good for you.

24:38You'd make a cute couple.

24:40I thought so, too.

24:42Hey, I know this sounds weird.

24:44But can I read you something I wrote?

24:46We'd love it.

24:47We're good.

24:48Hey.

25:06What happened?

25:07What happened?

25:08Did you read them your poetry?

25:16You guys couldn't even do this right.

25:19I really want to serve on another jury.

25:22I know.

25:22I messed up this time, but the next time I will do it right.

25:25I'm not responsible for scheduling that.

25:28I'm sure you have connections.

25:30Please, I just need another chance.

25:32Seems there was some kind of mistrial earlier.

25:34Now everything's backed up.

25:36You're going to have to wait.

25:36I'll do the best I can.

25:38If you promise to stop bothering me right now.

25:42Deal!

25:43I gotta go.

25:44My husband's probably going crazy without me.

25:46I'd say you are the best I can.

25:48I try.

26:01Bye-bye.

26:02Bye-bye.

26:04Bye-bye.

26:04Bye.

26:05Bye-bye.

Malcolm In The Middle Season 3 Episode 20 Jury Duty

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