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00:00Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Who's Live Is It Anyway?
00:05At tonight's show, I left my heart in Wayne Brady,
00:09stop in the name of Chip Bestin,
00:11tie a yellow ribbon around Colin McRae,
00:14and raindrops keep falling on my ride style.
00:18I'm your host, Drew Pierre. Come on down, let's have some fun.
00:25Ooh.
00:28Whoa.
00:30All right, welcome to Who's Live Is It Anyway,
00:33the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:35Yep, they don't matter, just like the Do Not Disturb sign on your hotel room door.
00:38Don't mean a thing to anybody.
00:40If you've never seen the show before, what happens is these guys are going to go up,
00:43they're going to make everything up you see tonight, right off the top of their heads.
00:45At the end of every game, I give them points, just a gag to hold a show together.
00:48It doesn't mean anything, really.
00:49And then at the end of the show, I pick a winner,
00:52a winner gets to do a little something special with me,
00:54and the loser has to say, thank you, sir, may I have another?
00:56Now, let's start out with our first game.
01:00It's called Superheroes.
01:01It's for all four of you.
01:02They're going to act out a scene as superheroes.
01:04Colin, you're going to start, and then Ryan, Chip, and Wayne are going to join them,
01:07and each person is going to name the next superhero coming in.
01:10What we need from the audience is the name of an unlikely superhero.
01:14Underwear man.
01:15Underwear man.
01:15Underwear man.
01:15Captain, Captain Obvious.
01:18Captain Obvious is what I heard.
01:21So, I need a name of some kind of crisis a superhero would have.
01:24Dry skin.
01:25Dry skin.
01:28So, dry skin, Captain Obvious, you have dry skin all over the world.
01:33What are you going to do?
01:37I'm standing.
01:38I'm looking around.
01:47Perhaps there's something on the crisis monitor.
01:49Here, I turn it on.
01:51Dry skin.
01:56Just thinking about it makes me want to scratch.
02:00Oh, that's air going into my lungs.
02:01Well, I hope my friends will get here soon to help me with this.
02:11Hey, here you come through the door.
02:19Shake my hand.
02:21I'm so glad you're here, Captain Hyperactive Moth.
02:28Nice to be here.
02:29Nice to be here.
02:31Say, you're like a moth and you're hyperactive.
02:40Look, there's dry skin.
02:42That's my shirt.
02:43That's my shirt.
02:46I got here as soon as I could.
02:47Oh, the jitterbug boy.
02:48Nice to be here.
03:01Hey, you have to be in some kind of shape to do that.
03:12Sorry I'm late.
03:13Thank God you're here.
03:14Thinks everybody's on fire, man.
03:17Now, quickly.
03:18Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
03:48If you need me, I'll be hanging around your porch light
03:51for about an hour.
04:02Hey, 1,000 points for everybody.
04:03Whoever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious
04:06is really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
04:11Let's go on to a game called Film, TV, and Theater Styles.
04:14This is for Ryan, Colin, and Wayne.
04:16What it is is they're going to act on a scene,
04:18but I'm going to make them do different styles
04:19of television, theater, stuff.
04:20Now, what I need from the audience is suggestions
04:22of styles of theater, styles of television, styles of film.
04:26Cooking.
04:27Cooking.
04:28What?
04:28Indian Western.
04:30Western.
04:31Surfing.
04:33Cartoon.
04:33Oh, yeah.
04:35Anime Studios.
04:38South Park.
04:40Okay, that's good.
04:41That's good.
04:42Wow, what a surfing, South Park.
04:45Awesome, what a smart crowd we have here.
04:48Okay, so what's going to happen?
04:52They're going to start out the scene as normal.
04:53I'll come in with the styles in a minute.
04:55The scene is Ryan arrives at his ski lodge a day early
04:59to discover his wife, Colin,
05:02in the arms of Amherst ski instructor, Wayne.
05:05So, go ahead.
05:17So, now I'll show you the proper way to grasp the pole.
05:20Yes.
05:25Ready?
05:26I'm ready for the big slope now.
05:28Enough with the pretense.
05:40I love you, bald woman.
05:42Honey, I'm home.
05:44Oh!
05:45Oh!
05:46Oh!
05:46Oh!
05:47Oh!
05:47What's she doing here?
05:49Uh, Western.
05:52Well, I didn't expect to find either.
05:54What are you here?
05:57This cabin ain't big enough for three of us.
06:00I guess not.
06:01You barged in while I was getting ready
06:02to show Miss Kitty a good time.
06:03K-chink.
06:06K-chink.
06:07K-chink.
06:09K-chink.
06:10High heel.
06:11High heel.
06:11High heel.
06:18Uh, Three Stooges.
06:22Okay, wise guy.
06:24Boink.
06:26Boink.
06:28Hey.
06:31What's going on?
06:32Can't we all get along together here?
06:35I don't know.
06:35Give me a break.
06:37Oh!
06:40I got the wrong one.
06:43What Stooges was that?
06:44I know, I know.
06:44That was Mark's brother.
06:45I know, I know.
06:46That wasn't, that was...
06:47Just for that cooking show.
06:58You know, maybe if we had some of my new muffins,
07:00we can discuss this over the muffins and tea.
07:04Well, I wouldn't mind discussing over muffins and tea.
07:07Also, I was thinking that the best way to make love
07:09is with a nice red wine and these cherries
07:12to place atop your forehead while I kiss you.
07:13You know, I find when my wife is cheating,
07:17it's best to put her in an oven at $3.50 for two hours.
07:21That's true.
07:25Now, because...
07:27Now, because we couldn't do this on a regular show,
07:30we have a prepared wife in the other oven.
07:32Now, keeping it clean for the censor,
07:45South Park.
07:46Hey, you!
07:47Expect my third time.
07:53I don't know what's going on around here.
07:55I was just going to do that.
07:56You're just going to do that.
07:58Hey, I love my wife.
08:00I can't give you all you got now.
08:02Rochelle, buddy!
08:05No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
08:11No! No! No! No! No!
08:19Million points for each of you.
08:20That's 20,000 points a year for the next 500 years,
08:23but, you know.
08:24Let's go on to a game called News Flash.
08:27It's a really great game.
08:28This is for Ryan, Chip, and Colin.
08:30Ryan and Chip are going to be two news anchors in the studio.
08:33Colin, out to the field.
08:34You're going to be a field reporter.
08:35Now, where Colin is going, you can see right there,
08:37he's in front of what we call a green screen.
08:39And look behind you.
08:40Just stare at it.
08:41All you can see is green.
08:42Because through the magic of television...
08:43Uh...
08:44Through the magic of television...
08:52We're going to put a scene behind Colin.
09:00Colin doesn't know what it's going to be.
09:02He can't see any of the monitors.
09:04He can't see any of the monitors on the camera.
09:05We covered them all up.
09:06And he has to try to guess what's behind him.
09:08And then Ryan and Chip are going to try to give him hints.
09:11So whenever you're ready, Ryan and Chip,
09:12off to you in the studio.
09:14We'll return you to your movie in just a moment,
09:17but first we have a special bulletin.
09:18Colin, are you out there?
09:19We see you now.
09:20Can you hear us?
09:21Yes, I can barely hear you,
09:23but yes, I am here.
09:25Colin, what exactly is going on there?
09:27How did this all start?
09:28It all started with a bad order of shrimp.
09:36Then a fight just broke out,
09:38and then this started to happen.
09:40It started over here,
09:41and then it worked its way to here.
09:44Colin, I know that you're very familiar
09:46with these surroundings.
09:47You spend a lot of time at this place.
09:48Yes.
09:49Can you tell us, what are these people like?
09:52Well, usually they're very friendly.
09:55They're very...
09:55Usually a happy-go-lucky people.
09:58Often you can come down here
10:01and have a good beer and a few pokers,
10:04but now it's just gone to this,
10:10and I'm hoping they'll get on the right track soon.
10:13Colin, how do you think this is all going to work out?
10:24Well, your guess is as good as mine.
10:26I mean, I'm hoping for the best,
10:28but I'm not optimistic.
10:34Well, looks like there's a whole lot of shaking going on.
10:40Yes.
10:41Oh, certainly is.
10:43I'm a little nervous,
10:45but I'm going to stay here
10:46and report this story to the very end.
10:48Well, there's no ifs, ands, or buts about that, Colin.
10:50You know, are you in any sort of fear for your life at all?
10:55Uh, not too much.
10:56I feel fairly safe around this area.
11:00I'm a little nervous,
11:02but as long as I don't go back here,
11:04I think I'll be fine.
11:06Well, is there anything else you can tell us?
11:08You know, as I'm looking at this,
11:13I am reminded of the, uh,
11:16when the U.S. Olympic team won at Lake Placid.
11:19Oh, wow.
11:22Wow.
11:22That's, uh, that's quite a weight to carry.
11:25Yes.
11:26No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
11:30Big, weighty butts.
11:32That's very close.
11:34You want to take a, uh,
11:36you want to take a regular guess?
11:38Exercise.
11:39Yes!
11:39Big people exercise.
11:40Exercise!
11:42We'll be right back
11:43with more Who's Line Is It Anyway?
11:45Ready for this?
11:45Don't go away!
11:51Welcome back to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
11:54The show where everything's made up
11:55and the points don't matter.
11:56Uh, sorry about the mess,
11:57but during the break,
11:57we were all practicing
11:58random acts of kindness on one another.
12:02Let's go on to a game called Duet.
12:04This is for Chip and Wayne,
12:06and with the help of Laura Hall,
12:07Linda Taylor,
12:08and Evan Stelius,
12:10I'm gonna find somebody
12:12for him to sing a song to.
12:15Hi, what's your name?
12:18Tina, what are you doing for a living, Tina?
12:19Well, right now I'm on vacation from Canada.
12:21She's on vacation from Canada.
12:23Come on down here, Tina.
12:27She's on vacation from Canada.
12:32Tina is on vacation from Canada,
12:38and I want both of you to sing to her
12:40like Bruce Springsteen.
12:41Oh, yeah!
12:49Oh, yeah!
12:53Oh, yeah!
12:57Publications, what the doctor ordered
13:00When you made your way down across the border
13:06I think we're sad down here
13:11Yeah, we're crying
13:12Ooh!
13:14Cause we got Tina
13:16And we got Colin and Ryan
13:18Oh!
13:20Tina
13:21Tina
13:22From Canada
13:24From Canada
13:25From Canada
13:25Oh!
13:31Oh!
13:32Yes, for goodness sake
13:34Tina is taking a break
13:37From being
13:39A boy like Canadian
13:41Yeah!
13:43The earth is shaking
13:45Cause you smell like bacon
13:47If you believe
13:48This little may believe
13:49Did you bring me some syrup
13:51To put on my grand eggs?
13:53Tina
13:53Oh!
13:55Oh!
13:56Tina
13:57Oh, Tina
13:58Oh, Tina
13:59From up north
14:01Oh, Tina
14:03Tina
14:04I hope you brought your passport
14:06Oh, Tina
14:08Oh, Tina
14:09Hey, hey, hey!
14:14Tina
14:15Oh, Tina
14:16Thank you
14:21Yes, Tina
14:36Oh, Tina
14:38Oh, Tina
14:38Hey, while you were doing that Springsteen call, I told you to cut it out.
14:455,000 points to Bruce Springsteen, wherever you are.
14:48Hope you can take a joke.
14:51Let's go on to a game called Party Quirks.
14:53This game, Chip, they're going to be hosting the party.
14:55Wayne, Colin, and Ryan are going to be the guests.
14:57We've given each of them on these cards that they've never seen before.
14:59Strange, quirk, or identity.
15:00Chip, why don't you come on down here?
15:01And Wayne, Colin, and Ryan, line up over there.
15:04I'll bring you in one at a time with the doorbell.
15:05And you have to guess who they are.
15:06So, Chip, whenever you're ready, start the party.
15:08No, it's going to be a great party.
15:09I've got everything.
15:10I've got food.
15:11I've got games.
15:12I've got the Whose Line Is It Anyway home game.
15:15Came with an inflatable Drew doll.
15:17Yeah.
15:19My friend won't return it.
15:21Listen, I've got to talk to you later, okay?
15:23Hey, come on in.
15:24How you doing, man?
15:25Hey.
15:26What's up?
15:27What's up?
15:28How you doing?
15:29Excuse me.
15:36Go on in.
15:37Take yourself in hall.
15:41Oh.
15:42You call this food for a party?
15:46Well, I did–
15:47This is crap!
15:48No, I–
15:49We're not going to take this anymore!
15:50for a party well i did this is crap no i we're not gonna take this anymore i'm hungry as hell
15:58and i won't stand for it anymore
16:00hungry hungry hungry we want real food we eat food real food real food real food real food
16:20martha stewart said that was enough come on in hi how are you
16:32oh
16:50no men flying no men flying no men flying no men flying listen if you're gonna cause a riot in
17:02here then i'm gonna have to ask you to leave
17:13cody we have to help him
17:14well you're the six million dollar man aren't you he's not
17:26well please no leave leave my circus friend alone please leave rocket boy alone no
17:31oh
17:40a bewatch girl
17:50I should invite test dummies more often no oh my uh you got a surprise from the
18:05acme company oh Wile E. Coyote welcome back to who's line is it anyway coach winner Wayne Bertie
18:30and uh Ryan and Colin we're going to do a little game for you called uh
18:3390 second alphabet well he sits on at my desk and uh you must be the alternate loser tip in the back
18:39so we're going to do a 90 second alphabet what happens is we have to do a scene for you in 90
18:43seconds and each time we speak a sentence it has to start with the uh the first word in the sentence
18:47has to start with the next letter of the alphabet starting with what letter E okay we'll start with
18:51E and we get back to E that'll be the end of the scene hopefully we'll do it in 90 seconds Wayne's
18:54going to time us and Wayne what's our scene Ryan the pitcher Drew the catcher and Colin the manager
18:59are having an argument on the mound at a crucial point at a baseball game easy easy easy hey it's
19:06okay Fred tell him that I can't understand any of your signals Gordon he doesn't understand any of
19:15the signals we've got to concentrate and try to win this game heck I I looked at the playbook I'm the
19:21pitcher here not you just keep your head you know what I'm sick of both of you I'm going to quit this
19:28team let me tell you something you're nothing to this team I'm the pitcher I hold it together
19:34maybe as the manager we can listen to me never won a championship oh oh now we hear about the
19:45championship again perhaps we can just let that go by and let's concentrate on winning the game
19:49quitter hit quitter right field that's where you should be because you're nothing stupid too
20:03usually at this point I would go back up at this mound and finish the game but I'm not going to
20:06tonight Vernon I mean whatever your name was you've got to you've got to walk him that's what you should do
20:14it's on the phone music young man concentrate concentrate sounds I hear it too
20:26Albert stop playing the xylophone baseballs Mike thanks a little could you let me say something
20:35don't shout ever think you're at the end of the game
20:48welcome back to the line uh tonight we're getting on the show with lion colin reading the credits right
20:53and colin I want you to read the credits like two gangster squealers giving up names uh thanks for
20:57watching everybody and see you next time good night
21:01you know I don't want to say anything
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