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00:00Good evening, and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's show, please rise for our national anthem,
00:08Greg Krups.
00:09This is your seventh-inning stretch, Wayne Brady.
00:12He's being pulled for a right-hander, Colin Mockery.
00:15And peanuts, get your peanuts, it's Ryan Stile.
00:19I'm your host, Drew Carey.
00:20Come on now, let's talk about it.
00:25Thank you very much.
00:27Good evening.
00:27Hello, welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
00:32Who's Line Is It Anyway?
00:33The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:35That's right, the points don't matter, just like a stripper's name.
00:42What happens if you've never saw the show before is these four performers are going to come up,
00:44they're going to make everything up right off the top of their heads
00:46based on suggestions from the audience and what's written on these cards here.
00:49They've never seen the cards before.
00:50It's the first time they're going to hear these suggestions.
00:52And then we give them points at the end of each game, which don't mean a thing.
00:55It's just a little gag to hold the show together.
00:57And then at the end of the show, we pick a winner.
01:00The winner gets to do a little something special.
01:02And the loser gets to watch.
01:07I love being the loser.
01:10Let's start off with a game called Change of Cast.
01:12This is for Ryan, Colin, and Greg.
01:14And you guys are going to act out a scene.
01:16But when I buzz, they're going to have to take on the characteristics of a new cast of characters.
01:20And they're all in this comedy bag right here.
01:23Look how funny the bag is.
01:25Now, the scene you're going to start out is normal.
01:27And I'll buzz in with the other thing.
01:28You're three prisoners breaking out of Alcatraz.
01:32Kink. Kink.
01:33You know, we're on an island.
01:35Maybe a tunnel's not a good idea.
01:38I've got some air.
01:39We're going to inflate Colin when we get outside the walls and float the shore on him.
01:42Perfect.
01:42Stick the nozzle in.
01:44Professional wrestlers.
01:45You sit that nozzle on me and I'll break your head!
01:49He's going to put that nozzle in you!
01:50Tonight and every night!
01:52Next Wednesday, you're getting the nozzle in you!
01:57Baywatch lifeguards.
01:59Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
02:01Wait. The tunnel. It's clear. Let's go.
02:04I'm off.
02:05Catalog models.
02:17I think we should escape over there.
02:20Careful.
02:21Watch the searchlight.
02:22Watch the searchlight.
02:23Uh, weightless astronauts.
02:38He's floating away!
02:41Quick!
02:42Get on calling!
02:47I had a nickel for every time I heard that!
02:49New York cops.
03:02He's floating.
03:06All right.
03:07Looks like we're free.
03:08Looks like we're off that island.
03:11Wait. We're free.
03:15Huh?
03:16Hey, this is going...
03:17Game show hosts.
03:18Well, now that you've got your freedom,
03:21what are you going to do with it?
03:22Yes?
03:22I'm going to take a vacation?
03:23That's absolutely correct!
03:25And what do we have here?
03:33That was, uh...
03:34Just kind of cheating for Greg,
03:35since he is a game show host.
03:37Every night at five on Comedy Central.
03:38So no points for you.
03:43The points don't matter.
03:46No points for you.
03:47And a billion zillion points
03:49for everyone else.
03:52Now, let's go on.
03:54Let's go on to a game called
03:56Song Styles.
03:57This is for Wayne,
03:57with Laura Hall on piano
03:58and Linda Taylor on guitar.
04:04What's your name?
04:06What's your name?
04:07Miley?
04:08Nice to meet you, Miley.
04:09What do you do for a living?
04:10I'm working at an agency.
04:11Working at an agency.
04:12A talent agency.
04:12What kind of agency?
04:13A talent agency doing what?
04:17Uh, secretary of work.
04:18Secretary of work at a talent agency.
04:20Okay, Miley, come on.
04:20Follow me right up here.
04:21Meet Wayne Brady.
04:23All right.
04:23So how are you, Miley?
04:25Miley, this is Miley.
04:27Miley.
04:30Miley's a secretary
04:31at a talent agency.
04:32Oh, really?
04:32So, hey, maybe we can get
04:33some work out of it.
04:36And you're going to sing to her
04:38in a style of Ray Charles.
04:40Okay.
04:48Hey, girl, give me what you got.
04:51Can I give you my headshot?
04:53Oh, girl.
04:55Hey, hey, hey.
04:58Oh, right now.
04:59I know you wanted to be an actress.
05:22Oh, don't be a slob.
05:25But it's because you can't act at all.
05:27That's why you got a secretary job.
05:30So, girl, won't you help me out?
05:33I'm going to play the piano for you now.
05:45Hey, girl, why don't you help me out?
05:571,000 points to Laura Hall and Linda Taylor
06:09for that one.
06:09That was really great.
06:14Now let's go on to a game called Props.
06:16This is for everybody.
06:17Ryan and Colin, this is your prop.
06:19Right here.
06:20And you're laughing now
06:24because this is your prop.
06:25There you go.
06:27That's really funny.
06:28Ha, ha, ha.
06:29Have to make up as many funny things
06:31as I can with the props
06:31back and forth as fast as I can,
06:33starting with Colin and Ryan.
06:36Today we bury Jimmy the Elf.
06:41Rabbit season, duck season.
06:42Bam.
06:43You're despicable.
06:44Stand back, Lois.
06:48I'm going to use my X-ray vision.
06:53Are you the good fairy?
06:55Mm-hmm.
07:00You know, now that Madonna's 80.
07:05Yeah, man.
07:06Once you pop, you just can't stop.
07:07Help me!
07:17Help me!
07:21Really small twister!
07:26Prince Charles, can I have your autograph?
07:31Get that Jar Jar Binks out of here.
07:33Uh, Wayne, Wayne,
07:38before you go on your date.
07:44Listen, we'll be right back
07:45with our Who's Line Is It Anyway?
07:46Right through this.
07:47Go, go, anywhere!
07:54Welcome back to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
07:57The show where everything's made up
07:59and the points don't matter.
08:00Hey, if you're keeping score at home,
08:01have we got a surprise for you?
08:02Tomorrow, we're giving away
08:03a free fill-up
08:04at every gas station in America.
08:07Drive to your local gas station,
08:08get your free tank of gas,
08:09and tell them Who's Line sent you.
08:11Glad to do it for you.
08:14I'm Drew Carey, your host,
08:15star of the movie
08:15Thighs Wide Shut.
08:21Now let's play and call.
08:23Weird Newscasters.
08:24This is for all four of you.
08:25Greg, you're the anchor of the news show.
08:27Yeah, that's true.
08:29Colin, you're the co-anchor.
08:31You're the bitter co-anchor
08:32verbalizing your inner thoughts.
08:35Wayne, you're doing the sports.
08:37You're getting arrested.
08:41You know.
08:44And Ryan, you're doing the weather.
08:48And you're a sumo wrestler.
08:50Yes!
08:53So, Greg, whenever you hear the music,
08:54start with the news.
08:55Good evening, everybody.
09:02I'm totally up for it.
09:07And this is the action news.
09:10In our headlines,
09:11Ricky Martin accused of living a crazy life.
09:16And Britney Spears claims
09:18that she's no longer yours.
09:21Colin?
09:21Oh, it's my turn, is it?
09:24Yes.
09:25Thanks.
09:25Thanks for taking the top stories.
09:28I'm stuck with the dog story.
09:31The dog story is...
09:32Shut up!
09:35Oh, shut up.
09:35Just do it.
09:36Do it.
09:37Well, uh...
09:37Oh, so he does it.
09:39Thank you, Colin.
09:45Those are certainly things
09:47we'll think about
09:48as the newscast goes on.
09:50Now let's throw it over to sports
09:52with Big Wayne.
09:53Wayne, what's on top for us, Big Boy?
09:55Well, it appears that this week in...
09:57Oh, crap.
10:01That this week in sports...
10:03It's been another lockdown
10:05and the, uh...
10:06And the other, um...
10:08The other teams are...
10:11Are going to...
10:12But I'm doing newscasts.
10:17Um, one second, Greg.
10:19Look at my...
10:20I thought so.
10:33Now, it appears that the soccer team...
10:36Hey, hey, and that's all
10:41for the sports today.
10:43It appears that I won't be able
10:44to do sports for a very, very long time.
10:46It'll be just me and Bubba
10:49doing sports together.
10:57Well, we look forward
10:58to hearing from you again
10:59in 5 to 10.
11:02Colin, don't you think
11:02that'd be more appropriate
11:03after we can?
11:04Colin, don't you think
11:04it'd be more appropriate
11:05after we can?
11:07Well, a kitten was saved
11:08from a tree today in Covina,
11:09and that brings us to weather
11:11with Ryan over at the Big Map.
11:13Ryan, what's in store
11:14for us this weekend?
11:15Well, thank you, Greg.
11:17Let's take a look
11:17at the weather.
11:22We've got some sunny days
11:23ahead on the weekend.
11:26Looks like it's gonna clear up
11:27into the weekend.
11:29Into the weekend.
11:30Into the weekend.
11:31It's gonna clear up.
11:32It's gonna clear up
11:33into the weekend.
11:35Clear the weekend.
11:37Clear the weekend.
11:38Oh, God, go, go.
11:40Oh, God.
11:44Oh, God.
11:45Oh.
11:46And back to you, Greg.
11:54Well, we'll be back at 11,
11:56but stay tuned next for America's Favorite Satanists.
11:59That's been the news. Good night.
12:10Uh, a million points to Wayne Brady
12:12for reliving that awful day in West Covina.
12:16It wasn't that day.
12:18Oh, I'm sorry.
12:19That awful day in Thousand Oaks.
12:22Uh, let's go on to a game.
12:24Oh, I think I know just the people for this one.
12:27Let's go on to this one for Colin and Ryan.
12:29And the game is called Moving People.
12:32And let's wander on up to the audience right here.
12:35We're going to find you and you.
12:39Come on down.
12:41What's your name?
12:43Sebastian. Nice to meet you, Sebastian.
12:44Come on down.
12:45And what's your name?
12:47Sherry.
12:47Sherry, Sherry, Sebastian.
12:48Come on down.
12:50Pick out your favorite improver.
12:54Pick out your favorite improver.
12:56This is Sherry and Sebastian.
12:57We're going to play a game called Moving People.
12:59And if you haven't seen this before,
13:00they're like mannequins.
13:02They can't move unless you move them.
13:03So you can put them in any position you want right now.
13:05So go ahead and put them in any position you want.
13:06Uh, yeah.
13:09That's how you do it.
13:15Okay, that's good right now.
13:16We'll start like that.
13:18The game's called Moving People.
13:19And the scene is,
13:20Ryan and Colin,
13:21you're two surfers
13:22who are fighting over a girl
13:25and you've challenged each other
13:27to ride the big wave.
13:29Can't move unless you move them.
13:30So go ahead.
13:31Ryan and Colin, Sherry, Sebastian.
13:35I'm buffing my surfboard.
13:38You better catch up, buddy.
13:39I'm already on the wave.
13:42And my pulse is racing.
13:47Take these moves.
13:49You think it's easy surfing on the...
13:52I don't have a board and I'm surfing.
13:56I'm going to put my board in the water right now.
13:58My butt could not be tighter.
14:03All right, watch me jump right onto my board.
14:06When I say jump...
14:08Stop.
14:09You're making my side hurt.
14:13All right, Jimmy, you want a competition?
14:14All right.
14:15I'll race you to the beach.
14:15First one there gets Susan.
14:17All right.
14:18And I'm not even going to look at you
14:19when I tell you that.
14:21What do you say we head out there?
14:23Which way is that, my friend?
14:26Not where I'm looking.
14:27I'm not looking over there.
14:40Maybe you've never seen this style before.
14:43Hey, what are you doing?
14:44It's called cheating, my friend.
14:47Don't push it.
14:48I'm pushing you off my board.
14:48Hey, watch it.
14:49I can take you.
14:50Oh, yeah?
14:51I've got a gun with four barrels.
14:54Well, watch this move.
14:56Oh, man, right out of my range.
15:03Now, this is called my Elvis, buddy.
15:06And it's that long.
15:08I'm coming right onto your board,
15:10and I'm knocking you off.
15:11Shh, speak no more.
15:14Quiet.
15:15Can you hear that?
15:17I can hear the ocean in your head.
15:28Sorry.
15:29I just had to see if that was real.
15:34Thank you, Sebastian.
15:37Thank you, Sebastian.
15:38That was great.
15:39Thank you very much.
15:39Thank you, Sherry.
15:40That was really nice.
15:41Thank you very much.
15:42Thank you, Sebastian.
15:43How about it?
15:44And I am going to give a million points
15:51and lots of repeat business
15:52to whoever made my shirt.
15:54Because, man, that looks really great.
15:57Oh, oh, my gosh.
15:58I can't believe it.
15:59It's everybody's favorite game,
16:02Hoedown!
16:02Hoedown!
16:03Yeah!
16:06Yeah!
16:07Woo!
16:08Yeah!
16:10Hoedown!
16:13With the help of Laura Hall on piano.
16:15Laura Hall helping us out with the hoedown.
16:19Now, what I need from the audience,
16:20a suggestion of something
16:22you don't want to get caught doing.
16:24Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
16:28Let's do the shoplifting...
16:30Hoedown.
16:31The shoplifting hoedown.
16:36Laura Hall, whenever you're ready.
16:41Woo!
16:43I sure love this one!
16:49When I was younger,
16:51took a field trip to the zoo.
16:52I was really mischievous,
16:54so here's what I would do.
16:56But my crime,
16:58damn, it made me dance.
17:00I tried to put a cheetah
17:01and a rhino in my pants.
17:07When I go out to a store,
17:09I never like to pay.
17:11I got five-finger discount.
17:13I just take it away.
17:14I never pay for nothing.
17:17I don't pay no way.
17:18And I never tell the truth
17:20because I'm the president.
17:21The other day I stole something.
17:31It really was a sin.
17:33It was a little revolver
17:34made of gelatin.
17:36It really was a bad idea.
17:38It's something I should have slept on
17:40because I was arrested
17:42for carrying a congealed weapon.
17:44Stopping the correct way
17:57can be such a bore
17:59I have to steal everything
18:01when I go in a store
18:02Not to loot and take things
18:05can be really hard
18:06But I guess I shouldn't
18:08because I am a security guard
18:10I am a security guard
18:13Woo!
18:17We'll be right back
18:17with more Who's Lines Anyway?
18:19Stay right where you are!
18:25Hey, welcome back
18:26to Who's Lines Anyway?
18:28Right spinners are
18:28Ryan and Colin.
18:29Ryan and Colin are the winners.
18:33Hey, we're going to do a game for you
18:34called 90 Second Alphabet.
18:36What happens is
18:36Wayne's standing by
18:37with the timer at my desk
18:38and he's going to time us.
18:39We're going to do a whole scene
18:40for you in 90 seconds
18:41and the whole trick is
18:42every time we start
18:43to do a sentence
18:43it has to start
18:44with the letter
18:45of the next letter in the alphabet.
18:46Starting with what letter?
18:47Q!
18:48Q!
18:48Starting with Q.
18:49And Wayne, what's the scene?
18:51Ryan, Drew, and Colin
18:52are at the Kentucky Derby
18:53and have bet all their money
18:54on a race that's about to start.
18:56Go!
18:56Quick!
18:57Quick!
18:57Run faster!
18:58Right on!
19:00Shh!
19:02Two!
19:03Two!
19:03Two!
19:04Two!
19:04Go, number two!
19:05Two!
19:06Quick two!
19:07Two!
19:08Woo!
19:09Understand what you're doing?
19:10You're making the horse neurotic.
19:13Very astute of you.
19:14You know, horses get scared
19:15very easily.
19:16Very easily?
19:17Very, very easily.
19:20Wow!
19:23You knew exactly
19:24what I was going to say.
19:26X marks the spot!
19:28Come on!
19:29X marks the spot!
19:30What a stupid name
19:31for a horse.
19:31Zither!
19:35Go, zither, go!
19:36Not as stupid as zither.
19:37All the horses.
19:37I bet on all the horses here.
19:39I can't lose.
19:40Bet?
19:41You say you can make a bet?
19:45Couldn't you understand
19:47why we were putting money
19:48in that little ticket office?
19:49That was betting.
19:50Don't you know
19:50what a racetrack is for?
19:52What are you here to watch?
19:5330 seconds!
19:54Ever been so stupid
19:55in your life?
19:56No!
19:56You're the stupidest person
19:57ever!
19:57Stupid, stupid, stupid.
19:59Frank, relax.
20:00It's just a game.
20:02Gee, you got upset
20:02at nothing, really.
20:04Harry, I don't know
20:05what to do.
20:06I do.
20:07Just shut up and watch.
20:0915.
20:10Geez.
20:10Geez.
20:12Kindly step aside
20:13while I root my horse on.
20:15Nine.
20:15Go!
20:16Go!
20:17Like I care who wins now!
20:19Oh!
20:22Many times I thought
20:23let the buzzer ring
20:24and nuts finish the scene.
20:26No.
20:27No, it's over.
20:28Oh, well.
20:33Perhaps we should have
20:34gone a little quicker.
20:36Quicker!
20:40Thanks, we'll be right back
20:41with more Who's Lines?
20:42Don't go away.
20:43See you in a second.
20:48Welcome back
20:49to Who's Lines?
20:49Anyway, we're going
20:50to end the show tonight
20:51by having Ryan and Greg
20:52read the credits.
20:53You're going to read
20:54the credits as a voiceover
20:56for a movie trailer.
20:57A voiceover for a movie trailer.
20:58So go ahead and read the credits.
20:58Good night, everybody.
20:59We'll see you next time.
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21:03was growing up to be a man.
21:04Yes, when Denise O'Donoghue
21:06and Mark Levinson
21:07walked into his world
21:08and tore it apart.
21:09Who knew that the town
21:10that Drew Carey lived in
21:11would soon become nothing?
21:13It was a time of revolution.
21:14It was a time of Keith Richmond.
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21:17chic thrills,
21:17and Hal Spears.
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21:19when you see
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