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00:01Good evening and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:04On tonight's show, who knows what evil lurks
00:07in the heart of Greg Brutz.
00:09I know what you did last summer to Wayne Brady.
00:12Be afraid, be very afraid of Colin Mochrie.
00:15And it's alive, Brian Stiles.
00:18I'm your host, Drew Carey. Come on now, let's have some fun.
00:23Hello.
00:25Thank you very much. Good evening.
00:29Hello, welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:32Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:34The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:35That's right, the points here are kind of like Jerry Springer's final thought.
00:38Doesn't mean a thing.
00:41If you've never saw the show before, what happens is these four fine performers
00:44are going to come up and they're going to make everything up right off the top of their heads.
00:46And then at the end of every game, we give them points.
00:48I don't know why, it's just a little gag to hold the show together.
00:50And then at the end of the show, we decide on who a winner is going to be.
00:53And the winner gets to do a little something special for you.
00:55And the loser gets to mop it up.
00:59If you call that losing, winkity-wink.
01:04So let's start off with a game called Superheroes.
01:06This is a really fun game.
01:07For all four of you, you're going to act out a scene as unlikely superheroes.
01:10Greg, you're going to start, and then he's going to bring Ryan, Colin, and Wayne in.
01:13They're going to come up one at a time.
01:14Each person is going to name the next person with a new name they're going to make up.
01:17What we need from the audience is the name of an unlikely superhero.
01:20What?
01:21What?
01:22Armpit man.
01:23Armpit man.
01:24Ryan, Wayne, and Colin seem to like it.
01:25Armpit man.
01:26And we need an emergency kind of crisis.
01:27TMS.
01:28We're out of deodorant.
01:29We're out of deodorant.
01:30That's a good one.
01:31Man, a real crisis.
01:34A real crisis for armpit man.
01:35We're out of deodorant.
01:36What are you going to do?
01:37Well, I'll just be braiding these.
01:42God, I've just been jogging and running around.
01:48Whoo!
01:49Oh my God, it smells like a Turkish rodeo in here.
01:54I'll just be braiding these.
01:57God, I've just been jogging and running around.
02:01Whoo!
02:02Oh my God, it smells like a Turkish rodeo in here.
02:08I hope my super friends arrive soon.
02:10I'll send out a message on my armpit decoder.
02:15Hey, sorry I'm late.
02:17Thank God you're...
02:18Oh, whoa.
02:29Thank goodness you've arrived.
02:31Fashion photographer kid.
02:33Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
02:34Oh, right there.
02:35That is nice.
02:36Give me something on the ground.
02:37On the ground.
02:38It's an emergency.
02:39There's no deodorant left.
02:40I love that.
02:41I love that.
02:42Oh, that's nice.
02:43Oh, that is nice.
02:44Oh, yeah.
02:45Yeah.
02:46I hurried over as quickly as I could.
02:47Professor Panik.
02:48What?
02:49What do you need?
02:50No, get that.
02:51That's good.
02:52That is good.
02:53I love that.
02:54Oh!
02:55That is...
02:56Oh!
02:57Yeah.
02:58Uh-huh.
02:59There's no deodorant left for Professor Panik.
03:03Sorry I'm late.
03:04It's all right.
03:05Thank God you're here.
03:06Captain does the splits at every moment he can.
03:09Come on.
03:11Come on.
03:12Come on.
03:13Oh, yeah.
03:14I got that.
03:15It's all right.
03:16It's all right.
03:17It's all right.
03:18Woo!
03:19Got it.
03:20Got it.
03:21Beautiful.
03:22Very nice.
03:23Very nice.
03:24There's no deodorant.
03:25What are we going to do?
03:26Let me see.
03:27What would...
03:28Got it.
03:29Hey!
03:30I found the camp right here.
03:31Beautiful.
03:32I'll see you later.
03:33On the way out.
03:34On the way out.
03:35Oh, hey, hey.
03:36Nice.
03:37All right, Captain Panik.
03:38Problem solved.
03:39Oh!
03:40Beautiful.
03:41Beautiful.
03:42Well, I'm going to go with them and see what develops.
03:44What develops?
03:45Oh.
03:46Shh.
03:47Shh.
03:48Well, by goodness, that crisis has been shot.
03:50Eep, eep, eep.
03:51That was great.
04:01Aye, Captain Points.
04:02Give you 1,000 points apiece.
04:04Doesn't mean a thing.
04:07Points are like the other guy from Wham.
04:10Now, let's play a game right now.
04:15It's for Wayne Brady with the help of Laura Hall, Linda Taylor, and Guitar.
04:18Laura Hall, I'm going to come over here.
04:20I'm going to look around the place.
04:23I'm going to try and find a country right in here.
04:28I'm going to walk up the hall.
04:32One, one.
04:33Oh, my gosh.
04:34What's it do?
04:35What's your name?
04:36Dolores.
04:37Dolores, what do you do for a living?
04:38I'm retired.
04:39You're retired?
04:40How do you know when you're done?
04:41Hey, hey, hey.
04:42Dolores, how you doing?
04:43Dolores, how you doing?
04:44What did you used to do?
04:46I was a secretary to junior high school.
04:48You worked at a junior high school.
04:50And do you have any hobbies, anything you like to do?
04:52Uh-huh.
04:53Like what?
04:54Gardening.
04:55She likes to garden.
04:56Dolores, she likes to garden.
04:57Come on here, Dolores.
04:58Dolores, say hi to Wayne.
05:01Wayne, this is Dolores.
05:04She likes to garden.
05:06Used to work at a junior high, and she's retired now.
05:10You don't have to use all of those, just pick one.
05:13I'll use them all.
05:14No.
05:15Don't hurt yourself, because you're...
05:18Oh, my gosh.
05:19I didn't read the card.
05:21You're going to sing to Dolores.
05:24What?
05:25You're going to sing to Dolores in the style of Michael Jackson getting older.
05:28There's a girl that I sing about every day.
05:35Right, Tito?
05:36Shut up.
05:37Because you stay in your garden that way.
05:54Because you stay in your garden that way
06:00And you, oh I love you, make my heart calm
06:06Because you've got a green thumb
06:09Oh girl, oh girl
06:12Come on girl, come on girl
06:14Well you
06:17You
06:18You
06:20Listen girl, listen to me
06:48Look what I'm starting
06:49I, I, I, I, I
06:51I want you to help me plant seeds in my garden
06:56Oh garden, garden, girl just fill
07:02Get your garden weasel and then you start to till
07:06Oh baby, whoo
07:08Garden me, oh yeah
07:12You'll make me go, oh
07:14Yeah
07:19Thank you
07:24Thank you Dolores
07:28Thank you
07:29Thank you Dolores
07:31Thank you very much
07:34That was Dolores everybody
07:35Dolores, Dolores I'm going to give you one point
07:45Now what you do with that point, you plant it in the ground
07:47Water it every day, it'll grow into a big point tree
07:51As many points as you want for the rest of your life
07:52Let's go on to a game called News Flash
07:59This is for Ryan and Greg
08:00You guys are going to be two news anchors in the studio
08:02And Colin, you go up to that big wall of green over there
08:06And you're going to be a news reporter covering a breaking news story
08:09Now, as you can see, he can't see anything behind him
08:11All he can see is green, it's called a green screen
08:14What happens is, we put an image on there
08:16And we can see it, but he can't
08:18All the monitors are blocked from him
08:20The camera monitors are blocked from him
08:21Only we in the studio can see it
08:23And Colin and Greg can see it
08:25And he's going to have to try to guess
08:27That's Ryan
08:28Ryan, what did I say?
08:29Colin
08:30Oh, Ryan, right, Ryan and Greg
08:31It's better than Lewis, he's been calling me that for years
08:32Wait a minute, let me give this to you
08:36Are you Jim or Mariah?
08:38Yeah
08:38Colin has to guess what's behind him on the screen
08:44Based on hints from you two, whoever you are
08:47So whenever you're ready, go ahead and go
08:49Is it proofs or what it
08:50No, I don't, I don't care what you
08:52We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin
08:54Yes, we've got our correspondent Colin Mochrie out in the field
08:57Colin, can you hear us?
08:58I can barely hear you
09:00Look at this
09:03Have you ever seen anything like this?
09:06Colin
09:07Colin, when did word of this first break to you?
09:11Well, I heard it all started with a debate over who was the best Darren
09:14And then it just
09:19I can barely find the words to describe this
09:24Have you been afraid of any of the conditions that are going on there?
09:30Yes
09:31And how are you preparing yourself, Colin?
09:34I wore extra shorts
09:36It seems to have come in handy
09:41Well, Colin, if I could get off the subject for a moment, may I say you look radiant tonight?
09:45Why, thank you
09:46Thank you very much
09:48Colin, I remember when you left the studio, you had hair
09:52Yeah, what do you mean by that, stick boy?
09:58Well, it's not important
09:58Colin, there's word and a rumor that after this is all over that, Adam Ant might be playing there
10:08Is that true?
10:09I don't know
10:10I don't have any information on that at this point
10:13I don't have any information on that at this point
10:14I don't have any information on that at this point
10:14Oh!
10:18Well done, Colin
10:20And how is the people's army taking to you?
10:24They love me here
10:26There's talk of me maybe infiltrating as the queen
10:31Well, it looks, it looks like you're having a blast
10:34Yes, I am
10:35I hope, I hope that all the people you met there today remain friends
10:41And there's not a fallout between any of those people
10:43I hope not either
10:45Because that would be horrible
10:48My teeth
10:50Colin, have you any idea where you are right now?
10:58I'm at the ground zero of a nuclear testing with ants
11:04Yes!
11:07I'll drop that to our huge items in every way right through this
11:10Go, go, anywhere
11:13Hey! Welcome back to Who Finders of Anyway
11:19The show where everything's made up
11:20And the points don't matter
11:22Just like a stop sign at 3 in the morning
11:23The points don't matter
11:24Especially if there's a kitten with a flower crossing the street
11:30You don't want to be
11:30Okay
11:33We're going to go on to a game called
11:36Questionable Impressions
11:37This is for all four of you
11:38Greg and Wayne, you're going to start a scene
11:40But in addition to speaking only in questions
11:43They also have to do a different impression every time they come on
11:46And it better be a good one
11:47It better be something we know
11:50Questionable impression
11:51Now what I need for the audience is a place where there's a sense of urgency
11:56What?
11:57What?
11:58There's a sense of urgency in a senior citizen?
12:03A hospital
12:04Good one
12:05A hospital
12:06That's a sense of urgency
12:07Beep
12:08Not a senior citizen
12:10Beep
12:11Okay, so you have to do impressions and come up with a new one each time to come in
12:15Plus questions only
12:16Plus questions only
12:17And you're in a hospital
12:18And I'll buzz in between when you goof up
12:19Beep
12:20Beep
12:21Oli
12:22Is he going to live?
12:23Sure
12:28Do you know who the patient is?
12:30No
12:31Do you know that right here there's a man in need of an operation?
12:49May I ask who you are?
12:53Is the face not familiar to you?
12:56Right here
12:58Have I made love to you before?
13:02Are you prepared to welcome right here into your hospital
13:07Four mop-top kids from Liverpool
13:10Hey, who was that by the way?
13:19I don't know
13:20Do you know where the doctor is?
13:25A rinky dinky where's the doctor?
13:36I need some help
13:43Do you know where the blood is kept?
13:49What do I look like?
13:51A blood bank on legs
13:54Cha cha
13:57Would you tell me if the doctor is voiding on the gardening thing?
14:04You're new here, aren't you?
14:08Haven't you heard of the voiding on the fringing?
14:16Kid
14:25Did somebody call for an above average bear?
14:28He's handicapped
14:30porque
14:32Oh
14:33No
14:34No
14:35No
14:36No
14:37No
14:38No
14:39No
14:40No
14:41No
14:42You know
14:43No
14:44No
14:45Oh
14:46No
14:47No
14:48No
14:49No
14:50No
14:51No
14:52No
14:53No
14:54No
14:55No
14:56No
14:57No
14:58Now we're going to change the name of the game to,
15:12Hey, let's all make idiots out of ourselves.
15:19Oh, man.
15:20Jimmy Durante.
15:22The only brother to ever do Jimmy Durante.
15:25That's right.
15:26On ABC.
15:28Okay, let's go to a game called Dating Service Video.
15:33This is for all of you.
15:34Colin and Ryan, come and get a box of hats and stuff.
15:37Greg and Wayne, can we get your box of hats and stuff?
15:39And what they're going to do is they're going to go back and forth with their little box here.
15:41They've never seen any of these things in here before.
15:43And they're going to have to come up with as many examples as possible of the world's worst dating service video.
15:48The world's worst dating service video.
15:50Colin and Ryan, starting with you.
15:51Go ahead.
15:52Don't worry.
15:58I brought a Trojan.
16:04Ah-ha!
16:05Who wants the love burrito?
16:07Happy birthday.
16:12Now blow me out.
16:20May I buy you a Slurpee and a hot dog?
16:23This year, I do all this stuffing.
16:35Will you please go out with me?
16:36You will.
16:43I'm Eric Estrada.
16:50I've been in an island for seven years with my wife.
16:57I'm looking for a few good men.
16:59Oh, you want to see the snick come out the basket?
17:06Oh, you want to see the snick come out the basket?
17:06I'm looking for a few good men.
17:36I promise not to do it too fast.
17:42You might get the bends.
17:47In my land, you can always get .
17:50Put your hands up.
17:55Okay, now jiggle around a little.
17:58Thank you very much.
18:00Okay.
18:01We're going to go see you tomorrow.
18:02We'll be right back with more.
18:03We'll be right back with more.
18:04Don't go anywhere.
18:06Hey, welcome back to Who's My Owns in the Rainway.
18:11Tonight's winner is Ryan and Wayne.
18:13Ryan and Wayne are the winners.
18:15How about that?
18:17We'll get right over here in the middle.
18:18What we're going to do, we're going to do a little game called Three-Headed Broadway Star.
18:21What happens is we get to get, we're going to be like a weird three-headed Broadway star.
18:25And we're going to sing a song from, make up a name of a big Broadway hit musical.
18:32What?
18:34My favorite shoe.
18:35My favorite shoe.
18:36Good for you for making up one.
18:37My favorite shoe.
18:37And name the big hit love song from my favorite shoe.
18:41You've Got Soul.
18:42You've Got Soul.
18:44You're right on the ball.
18:46One guy paying attention in the whole room.
18:48Okay.
18:49Here's the big hit love song, You've Got Soul, from the Broadway musical, Something About a Shoe.
18:53You are my soul mate.
19:06Mate, I can't hardly believe.
19:13Oh, shh.
19:16Ooh.
19:18Can soon time.
19:19Can't love me, you are my soul mate, baby.
19:33Lace up my shoe and take me on a...
19:41Oh, sorry.
19:41One minute.
19:46Chips are beautiful.
19:49I love you, so...
19:53Can't you...
19:55What?
20:00Ha, ha.
20:03I am not my girl because she...
20:11So beauty.
20:13Right?
20:17Like...
20:18Listen.
20:21Listen.
20:25Listen.
20:26Listen.
20:26I want you to read the credits like teenage girls at a slumber party.
20:56Good night, everybody.
20:57We'll see you next time.
20:59Oh, my God.
21:00There's Dan Patterson and Michael Anderson.
21:01Oh, that Ryan Stiles is so hot.
21:03Oh, my God.
21:04Oh, my God.
21:05Jimmy, look.
21:06Look at this guy.
21:07Oh, my God.
21:08Look at this guy.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:10Look at Billy.
21:11It is a great first time.
21:12Oh, my God.
21:13My dad, Eric Wilker, is going to be home soon.
21:16What's that?
21:17Her dad's home.
21:18Oh, here he is now.
21:19Oh, it's Pete.
21:22There's Rachel Bowling.
21:24I see you.
21:25I see you, Dan.
21:26Oh.