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00:00Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's show, have it your way, Wayne Brady,
00:08hold the pickles, Kathy Greenwood,
00:11finger-lickin' good, Colin Mochrie,
00:13and you can't eat just one, Ryan Stiles!
00:17I'm your host, Drew Garry, as well now, let's have some fun!
00:23Oh! Hello!
00:27Hello, everybody, and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
00:29The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:31That's right, the points are useless.
00:33It's like a personal check from Willie Nelson.
00:38Love you, Willie, just a joke, we're just kidding around.
00:41If you've ever saw the show before, what happens is
00:43these guys are going to come up, they're going to make everything up you see
00:45right off the top of their heads, and then I give them points.
00:48It's a gag to hold the show together.
00:49And we decide on an artificial winner at the end of the show,
00:52and the winner gets to do a little something special,
00:54and the loser gets to whip it, whip it good.
00:56Let's start off the game with a game called,
01:02start off the show, rather, with a game called Weird Newscasters.
01:04This is for all four of you.
01:06Colin, you're going to be the anchor of a news show.
01:08Kathy, Wayne, and Ryan are the co-anchors.
01:10We're giving each of you an odd thing to play.
01:11Kathy, you're the co-anchor.
01:14You're Colin's spoiled, bad-tempered teenage daughter.
01:18Sportscaster's Wayne, having trouble mastering his jet pack.
01:21Other man is Ryan, right near the weather.
01:26You're a lifer about to attempt daring and elaborate prison escape.
01:30Yes.
01:31So whenever you hear the music, Colin, start the news.
01:38Welcome to the 6 o'clock news.
01:40I'm your anchor,
01:42Ollie Oxenfrey.
01:44Our top story tonight.
01:45Famous TV dolphin, Flipper,
01:49was arrested today on prostitution ring charges.
01:53He allegedly was seen transporting two 16-year-olds
01:57across state lines for immoral purposes.
02:03And now I'm very proud to turn the co-anchoring duties
02:07over to my lovely daughter, Janisa.
02:11Janisa.
02:12Who cares what's going on in the world?
02:13What about me?
02:14You never pay any attention to me.
02:20I'm on TV Me, aren't I?
02:27Well, this was an experiment that went awry.
02:31And now over to our sports desk with Brick Bruck.
02:35Yes, sir.
02:35Thank you very much.
02:36Hello, citizens.
02:37Today, I shall be reporting the sports
02:40from high above our fair city.
02:42Shkook.
02:42It appears that
02:46in the first game,
02:49it's technology, folks.
02:52It's all right.
02:55Ooh.
02:57Warning.
02:58Oh, oh.
03:03It's okay.
03:04Don't do that.
03:16I want one of those.
03:18Well, you can't get one.
03:19But I want one.
03:20Well, it's now time to go over to the weather
03:22with our happy weatherman, Sprinkly Days.
03:24Sprinkly.
03:25Sprinkly.
03:25Thanks.
03:26Thanks.
03:28Um, we've got some fog moving,
03:30which should turn in quite handy.
03:32Quite handy indeed.
03:36Later on in the week,
03:37we're going to have some weather fun,
04:21Well, that was the 6 o'clock news.
04:36Join us in 15 minutes for the 615 news.
04:38Good night and good news.
04:51That was great.
04:52No points for that one, but your rooms and meals are comped.
04:54Woo!
04:55The minibar?
04:56Yeah, a little bit of minibar.
04:57Okay.
04:58After minibar.
04:59Okay, we're gonna move on to a game called Song Styles.
05:02This is for Wayne with Laura Hall, Linda Taylor, and Cece Worrell.
05:05Now, I have my eyes on a young lady in the audience.
05:10She's right up here.
05:12I know just where I'm going.
05:14Hello.
05:15How you doing?
05:16What's your name?
05:17Lee.
05:18Lee.
05:19Nice to meet you, Lee.
05:20Oh, Civil War humor for you.
05:22And what do you do for a living, Lee?
05:24I'm a lunch lady.
05:25You're a lunch lady.
05:26Oh, good for you.
05:27Didn't even just say food service worker anymore.
05:28They just go right to lunch lady.
05:29Why don't you come on down, make the big walk down the stairs here and meet Wayne.
05:33Wayne Brady.
05:34Say hi to Wayne Brady.
05:40I haven't seen you make yourself comfortable.
05:46A special today's meatloaf.
05:49This is Lee.
05:50This is Lee.
05:51She's a retired school lunch lady, which makes me laugh so hard.
05:56And you're gonna do a song to her as a singing strippogram.
06:00So, uh, Wade, singing strippogram, go at it, brother.
06:01Go, Wade.
06:02Go, Wade.
06:03Go, Wade.
06:04Go, Wade.
06:05Go, Wade.
06:06Go, Wade.
06:07Go, Wade.
06:08Go, Wade.
06:09Go, Wade.
06:10Go, Wade.
06:11Go, Wade.
06:13Go, Wade.
06:15Go, Wade.
06:16Go, Wade.
06:21I'll let myself in.
06:30Are you Lee?
06:37These words come right from me.
06:40They're to you when your name is Lee.
06:43Can you fix me a treat?
06:45Maybe some mystery meat.
06:51I love you, girl.
06:52I sing this song.
06:54You have the shower cap on.
06:57When you serve it, oh, that food.
07:03Hey, do you like it when you spoon out the food?
07:08Do you like it, Lee?
07:13Holy, hey, Lee.
07:17Would you like to serve me?
07:27On Monday, meatloaf.
07:33On Tuesday, steak.
07:36On Wednesday, pork.
07:39On Thursday, chicken.
07:44And Friday, it's the best day of all.
07:49Because you get to have a little spaghetti
07:53And two great meatball.
08:09Holy.
08:10Holy.
08:11Oh
08:41I'm gonna have some bad dreams tonight folks let me tell you
08:49I feel so dirty
08:52you feel dirty just even pop up poor Lee the lunch lady
08:55now let's go to a game called themed restaurant
09:04this is for all four of you Colin and Kathy our two business associates
09:07stepped out for an illicit romantic lunch in a themed restaurant
09:11Ryan and Wayne are going to be the maitre d and the waiter the theme of the
09:15restaurant is the restaurant is the theme of the restaurant is a war zone
09:18and Ryan and Colin are your waiter and your maitre d and you're having an illicit
09:22romantic lunch go ahead we don't have much time no we don't I thought the bombs
09:27bursting in the air might just inflame our passion nothing could inflame me
09:32anymore just hi I'm your waiter my last name is Ryan
09:37what took you so long don't you understand we need some food at the table
09:43first
09:45no
09:47Oh!
09:57Oh!
09:59I'm...
10:01I'm...
10:03I'm...
10:09Did you order sauerkraut?
10:11I'm quickly losing
10:17my appetite. We're out of the spaghetti!
10:23I'm craving steak tartare.
10:25Are you? Yes. I thought we ordered some
10:27buns.
10:29What?
10:31Buns!
10:37Your papers,
10:39where are they?
10:41What are you eating? What is your name?
10:43My... My name's Jack.
10:45No! Listen, uh...
10:47We're not supposed to be here.
10:49Shut up!
10:51Hey, you know how crazy
10:53these Belgians get.
10:55You're one at a table four.
10:57Okay, we'll be right back for more
11:07Who's Line Is It Anyway?
11:09All right, look at this. Don't go away.
11:11Welcome back to Who's Line Is It Anyway?
11:13The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
11:15Who's Line Is It Anyway?
11:17Who's Line Is It Anyway?
11:19Is the name of the show?
11:21Hey, if you're home watching this show with your girlfriend,
11:23why don't you call your wife? Ask her to tune in, too.
11:25The next game is called Narrate. It's for Colin and Ryan.
11:29They're going to act out a film noir scene for you.
11:31And we picked up music for them to act it out, too.
11:33What we need from the audience is an unlikely place for a film noir scene.
11:37Burger joint. Okay, fast food place. We'll do that.
11:41We'll do fast food, burger place, and whenever you're ready, go ahead.
11:55I'd been searching for the Maltese burger for three years.
11:59All clues finally led to this place in the middle of nowhere.
12:03It was time for me to get it.
12:07Hi, I'll have some fries.
12:25Sorry, the speaker's broken.
12:35You wanted fries?
12:36Yeah.
12:37You want fries with that?
12:42While he was working on the fries, I had this incredible plan
12:45that would get from him the location of the Maltese burger.
12:49Here you go.
12:50Thanks. Where's the Maltese burger?
12:57I didn't know whether I should tell him or not.
12:59I didn't know whether it was some elaborate plan or just a simple question.
13:04Pardon?
13:05He was playing me like he'd play a fish.
13:17I can't make it much clearer than that.
13:21It was then I noticed the sesame seeds on his shirt.
13:26See, you got some seeds there.
13:30Aha!
13:31The Maltese burger.
13:33I guess you got me.
13:34I guess you got me.
13:36Oh, I knew who he was.
13:38A disgruntled employee who had worked here five years ago.
13:41I couldn't forget that face.
13:42He used to bob for fries.
13:52I guess it's all yours.
13:54You got me.
13:55It all seemed too easy.
14:02Way too easy.
14:04That's when he did something totally unexpected.
14:08Something so crazy and wild it took me totally by surprise.
14:13Even though it was kind of funny, it still was really weird.
14:18I think that's the first time I did a Christmas.
14:19I think that's the first time I did a Christmas.
14:46Yes.
14:47It was very nice.
14:49Wow.
14:50Breathman?
14:51I'm really going to have some nightmares.
14:52Why am I telling you?
14:535,000 points apiece.
14:54And, hey, kids, if you're at home watching this with your parents, just pretend you didn't
15:08understand that.
15:09Quickly, we'll go on to a game called Seeds from a Hat for Colin and Kathy.
15:15For Colin and Kathy and Ryan and Wayne.
15:17And what happens is, before every show, we ask the audience to write down suggestions
15:20for things.
15:21And one of the things as a scenes they like to see acted out, we take the good ones,
15:24put them in a hat, and then we see how many of our performers here can act out.
15:28Starting with, ha-ha, senior citizen Olympic events.
15:40Oh, please be kind.
15:41Uh, the number one thing that you shouldn't lick.
15:43Uh, the number one thing that you shouldn't lick.
16:08Alternate endings to famous films.
16:23Alternate endings to famous films.
16:25Alternate endings to famous films.
16:26I love you, Thelma!
16:27I love you, Louise!
16:28Hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi.
16:30Ah-yi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi.
16:32Rosebud's the sled.
16:48Things that can spoil a date.
16:53You're so pretty.
16:55Thanks.
17:02I once kissed Ryan Stiles.
17:26Hillary Clinton's recurring nightmare.
17:31Oh, I bet he's coming home tonight.
17:32I bet he's coming home tonight.
17:41Things you should never, ever, ever say while making love.
17:46Honey, could you just reach over and hand me the yeast infection medication?
17:57It'll be even better after the operation.
18:00The first thing that Adam said to Eve.
18:11Ow!
18:11Damn!
18:22No, you do not look fat in your leaf.
18:29Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
18:32Don't go in.
18:33But if you want to find out who the winner is, we'll be right back with more Who's Line.
18:35Let's do this.
18:37Welcome back to Who's Line is the winning rate.
18:45It's our turner, Kathy Greenwood.
18:47Kathy's winner tonight.
18:48Congratulations.
18:48And so she wins and these guys lose, they're going to be punished by doing a game with me
18:53called Hoedown, our favorite game in the whole wide world.
18:55Hoedown.
18:56It's Laura Hall on piano, and what would be for the audience is a suggestion for a reason
19:02you might wear a mask.
19:03Halloween.
19:04Halloween.
19:05Halloween.
19:06Let's do the Halloween Hoedown.
19:08Every time it's Halloween, whoa, make room, because I have the world's best costume.
19:23Yep, you see me get a sheet, man, because I'll pull it over my head and go as a Kukus clan.
19:30Halloween's the only time I get a girl, that's the only time I really give it a whirl, never
19:42get anyone pregnant, how is that, you ask?
19:45Well, it's real easy, I wear a rubber mask.
19:48This Halloween, I thought it would be fair, if I gave all the kids one real big scare.
20:04It went way too far and now I'm being sued, this is the last year that I go as a nude.
20:18I have the most horrifying costume you've ever seen, when the children see me, they run
20:25away and scream, when it comes to costume, there is none more scary, I put on stupid
20:31glasses and go out as Drew Carey.
20:38Hey, we're back back with more Who's Lines and Anyway?
20:41Don't go away.
20:46Hey, welcome back to Who's Lines and Anyway?
20:48Uh, we're gonna end the show tonight with Kathy and Ryan reading the credits for you
20:52and I want you to read the credits like two gossipy manicurists.
20:55Good night, everybody, thanks for watching.
21:00Did you hear what happened with Denise O'Donoghue and Mark Levinson?
21:04What happened?
21:05You're not gonna believe it, I heard it from Dan Cutforth.
21:08Well, let me tell you, Drew Carey was in here last week and you've never seen any else
21:10like that.
21:11Oh, I've heard the stories, mister.
21:13Eric Wilker can tell you.
21:14Steve Bum is soaking in it, you know what I'm saying?
21:16Oh, I know what you're saying, to ask Hell's beer.
21:18Oh, okay, don't tell me about it, I'll tell you about it.
21:23Is that Glenn Haslip?
21:24Is that Glenn Haslip?
21:25I've taken this whole thing, girl.
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