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00:00Good evening, everybody, and welcome to
00:03Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:05On tonight's show, a little short off the tee,
00:08Greg Proops, he's been hooking all day.
00:10Wayne Brady, can't keep his balls out of the ruff.
00:13Colin Mocherini, and just grips it and rips it.
00:17Ryan Stiles.
00:19And I'm your host, Drew Carey.
00:20Come on, now, let's have some fun.
00:27Hello.
00:29Hello.
00:30Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?
00:33The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.
00:36Yep, the points don't matter, just like DNA to the Simpson jury.
00:42The points don't mean a thing.
00:44What happens if you never saw the show is these guys are going to come
00:47and they're going to make everything up for you right on the spot,
00:48right off the top of their heads, and at the end of every game,
00:50we give them points. Points don't matter, but we give them a...
00:53we sign a winner anyway. At the end of the show, we make up a winner.
00:55And the winner gets to do something special with me,
00:57and the loser has to shovel it.
00:58Let's start out with the game called Superheroes.
01:03This is for everybody.
01:04Greg, you're going to start...
01:06Greg is going to start.
01:10He's going to be a superhero, and he's going to make up superhero names.
01:12Everyone's going to make up a new superhero name as all these guys come in.
01:14And what we need for Greg is an unlikely superhero name.
01:18Chocolate Bunny Man.
01:19Chocolate Bunny Man.
01:25People that have seen the show before and came prepared,
01:27were suggesting it's ready to go.
01:29And what's the crisis in the world today?
01:32Too hot.
01:33Too hot. Oh, that's a good one.
01:35Chocolate Bunny Man, it is too, too hot.
01:38That could be trouble.
01:39That could be trouble.
01:39What are you going to do?
01:45What are you going to do?
01:46No, I'm tied up for Easter.
01:48I can't make it.
01:50Hang on a second.
01:51Lutzen, I'll call you back.
01:53Tell the marshmallow peeps hi.
01:55Great leaping lizards!
01:58My God, the world's temperature's rising.
02:01This could be devastating for me.
02:02I could end up a bowl of bunny soup.
02:05My God, my tail's drooping as it is.
02:09I...
02:09Ooh.
02:11Ooh.
02:14Ooh.
02:19I never realized what a delicious, creamy center I have.
02:23I hope my super friends arrive soon.
02:25Sorry, I'm late.
02:26I couldn't...
02:27Oh, what's...
02:27Here, go on.
02:29Ooh.
02:32What do you think?
02:35Chocolaty, huh?
02:36Nice.
02:36Thank goodness you've arrived.
02:38Mimics everyone behind their back, boy.
02:42Look at...
02:44Look!
02:45There's a...
02:46The temperature's rising.
02:49The world's getting too hot.
02:50The world's getting too hot.
02:51I can see that.
02:52That's horrible.
02:53I hurried over as quickly as I could.
02:55Thank God you're here, Captain Lounjack.
03:00Have you ever felt it as hot as this?
03:02It's amazing, isn't it?
03:04Where are you from?
03:06Bunnyland.
03:07Bunnyland.
03:08And where are you from?
03:09There's no time for that.
03:10Oh.
03:10The temperature's getting too hot.
03:12Can't you see that?
03:12It's too hot.
03:17It's too hot.
03:22Sorry I'm late.
03:23My llama broke.
03:23Oh, thank goodness you're here.
03:25My very good friend can't control his legs, man.
03:29No, I hurried over as soon as I came.
03:34You all right?
03:41You really can't control your legs.
03:43Not at all.
03:43Is everything okay?
03:45No, the world's getting too hot.
03:46We've got to solve it.
03:49Just press this button.
03:50That's all.
03:51Well, thank God you've come and done that.
03:53No, thank you, Easter Bunny.
03:55Bawk, bawk.
03:56Hey.
04:02Oh, thank you.
04:04You know, we're all brothers under the skin.
04:08I love you all.
04:09I see you.
04:11But I love this guy.
04:12He's crazy.
04:12Good night.
04:13I've got to go, too.
04:19I think we saw...
04:20Oh, what's...
04:21Thank God that's been solved.
04:25Now I can get this plastic green grass off my butt.
04:37I wonder where Chuck a Bunny Man's secret hideout is.
04:39This is Fortress of Bunny Solitude.
04:44It's where the elves live.
04:47Hi, I'm Cheebo.
04:54Let's go on to a game called...
04:56Sound...
04:57Effects.
04:58Sound Effects.
05:02Colin, you're going to improvise a scene,
05:04and you're going to have to respond to sound effects made by Ryan.
05:09Here's your microphone.
05:10And the scene is, Colin, you're a teenage boy,
05:14goes on his first prom date.
05:16A teenage boy goes on his first prom date.
05:19Remember those days when he had hair and all that?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Yeah.
05:25Oh.
05:26Oh.
05:28Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:36Oh.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:44Oh.
05:44Oh.
05:55Oh.
05:56Oh.
05:57Oh.
05:57Oh
06:27Oh
06:57Oh
07:27Oh
07:57Oh
08:27Oh
08:33I had to stop you because you know, it was getting kind of dangerous. We want kids at home
08:53Putting their invisible dates and their invisible bike and going on
08:57Invisible hills, you know, that's just asking for trouble
09:00A squad will gain now called dog styles. It's for Wayne with Laura Hall, Linda Taylor
09:19Hey, what's your name? Lydia Lydia, what do you do for living Lydia? I'm a geographer
09:27All right, come on down here Lydia
09:29Anything better than all of us because the geographer is at it
09:31This is smart
09:32Lydia the geographer and this is Wayne
09:34So Lydia if you really are a geographer where is carmen san diego
09:42Uh, this is Lydia the geographer
09:47I mean you're gonna sing to her and uh as oh man
09:53The broke brother himself
09:55M.C. Hammer
09:59M.C. got to get a coupon to buy a hammer
10:05I'm just joking around
10:09Where my cats at?
10:11So go ahead and uh, get uh, Laura and everybody go ahead and start and knock them dead
10:17And knock them dead
10:26She's Lydia
10:28She's what?
10:29She's what?
10:30Her name is Lydia
10:31Say it again
10:32Say it again
10:33Let me Lydia
10:35What's she do?
10:36What's she do?
10:36Geographer
10:38Let me tell you something
10:39I'll tell you this and that
10:41I don't know my way around town
10:43Hey girl, can you make a map?
10:44Can you tell me something?
10:45Tell me this
10:46Tell me where that land
10:48And do you understand?
10:49Because I am the man
10:51Have you been to India?
10:53Do you know cartography?
10:54And just for laymen out there
10:56That's making maps you see
10:58You have to understand this fact
11:00Straight from me
11:01If you so smart with that word
11:03Tell me this country
11:04India
11:07Yula
11:10Take out Slovakia
11:14Japan
11:16Now, now, now, now
11:18I would like to travel
11:19All up down your boundaries
11:21And then maybe on the second day
11:23I can sell your seven seas
11:25Then tell me something
11:26And it might be quite strange
11:28And maybe by the third day
11:29I can touch your mountain range
11:31Lydia!
11:33Lydia!
11:34My name is Lydia!
11:35Uh, uh, uh, uh
11:37My name is Lydia!
11:38Lydia!
11:39Lydia!
11:40Lydia!
11:41Lydia!
11:42Huh!
11:42That's the end of my rap
11:43Make this snap!
11:44Huh!
11:49Let's hear it for her!
11:50Lydia!
11:52Thank you!
11:54Thanks for watching
11:55We're going to see a commercial right now
11:56We'll be right back with more
11:57Who's Lying?
11:58Don't go away!
12:01Welcome back to Who's Lying is in Anyway
12:08The show where everything is made up
12:09And the points don't matter
12:11Uh, I'm not sure if the next part of the show
12:13Is unsuitable for children under 17
12:15But, uh, we can only hope
12:19All right, let's go on to a game
12:20Oh, I love this one
12:22The Millionaire Show
12:23That's what we're going to do
12:24The Millionaire Show
12:24Greg, you're going to be the host
12:27Ryan, you're the contestant
12:28And Colin is the friend at home
12:30Wayne, you're the relative
12:31In the studio audience
12:34The twist is
12:36Greg, we're going to do
12:37The German version of The Millionaire Show
12:40The German version of The Millionaire Show
12:42Whenever you're ready
12:43Go ahead and start
12:43Good morning, my darling
12:45And welcome to
12:48Who wants to be a machiner?
12:51Yeah, sehr gut
12:54I'm here alone
12:56So that lady in the morning
12:57Cassie Lee is not with me
12:58And I feel free
13:00So
13:01Welcome to the show
13:02Yeah, yeah
13:03Yes, and what is your name?
13:04I'm a horse caller
13:05Horse caller
13:06And you make a living
13:08The later hosen for money
13:09Ah, sehr gut
13:11Later hosen for money
13:12Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:13Do you want to be a machiner?
13:15Yeah, yeah, machiner, yeah
13:17You ready to play a game?
13:18Yeah, yeah, I am
13:19Now, you know you have two lifelines
13:20You can go to them at any time
13:22When I ask the question
13:23Or if my accent slips to another country
13:25You may call me on that
13:26Yeah, yeah
13:28Are you ready to play our first game?
13:30Okay, here we go
13:31Here's the first question
13:33It's a multiple choice question
13:34Like all the other ones
13:39Here we go
13:40Here's the question
13:42What is two plus two?
13:46The first answer
13:47A, seven
13:48Yeah
13:49B, shut up pig
13:52C, I would like to invade Poland
13:56Or D, four
13:59Yeah, yeah, yeah
14:01It's a very hard one
14:02I would like to go to
14:05My Uncle Schmidt in the audience
14:07Uncle Schmidt in the audience
14:08Are you there?
14:09Yeah, yeah
14:10Unten den zweienden audience
14:12Oh, yeah, thank you
14:17Yeah, yeah
14:19Uncle Schmidt
14:20Yeah
14:22Hi
14:23I don't know to my nephew
14:24Uncle Schmidt
14:26You're from the Black Forest
14:27Yeah
14:29Yeah, sehr gut, sehr gut
14:31Uncle Schmidt with the question
14:32on the A, B, C, D
14:34Yeah, Poland
14:36Poland
14:37Poland
14:37That was B
14:39Poland
14:39That was B
14:40Ah, yeah
14:40Then I would say B
14:42Oh, is that your final answer?
14:44Yes, B is my final answer
14:45Is that your final answer?
14:54No
14:56No, I will change my answer to C
14:59Mmm, C
15:01Is C your final answer then?
15:04D
15:04I will change it to D
15:05That is my final answer
15:06Ah, then D is what you have decided on my fine
15:08Yeah, yeah
15:09Is that for sure?
15:11Yeah, yeah
15:12You don't wish to go back to D?
15:13No, yeah, yeah
15:13No
15:13Oh, you've gone to D now
15:15D has a
15:15Ah, that's
15:16And that's where you're going to stay then, D?
15:18Yeah
15:18That is your final answer
15:19Yeah, yeah
15:19That's the last word
15:20Yes
15:20No more
15:21No
15:21No
15:21Okay
15:22Okay
15:23Oh, I have to leave Augustine
15:25You're right
15:26Whoa
15:26Oh, my goodness
15:31Oh
15:35For a minute I thought you'd be incorrect and you'd have to go to the booth
15:38For a moment I'm almost going in my pants
15:40Ah, well
15:41That's a lot of lederhosen
15:42Okay
15:44Are you ready to go to the next level or do you want to stay there?
15:47No, no, I'll go on
15:47Okay
15:48Forward, forward, forward
15:49Forward, forward
15:50Always forward
15:51Yeah, yeah, yeah
15:51Here we go
15:52For a million
15:53That's a million
15:54Here is the question
16:02When you eat pig
16:05It is called A
16:06Pork
16:07B
16:08That for stunk in a neighbor of mine
16:12Three
16:15Sometimes
16:16Sometimes I change from C to three
16:20Oh
16:21Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:22Oh
16:25C
16:25Sometimes I call it
16:26Three
16:27And D
16:29Cat
16:32It's very difficult
16:33Yes, it's very difficult
16:34May I make a call?
16:35Yes, you may make a call
16:36You have one phone call
16:38Do not waste it
16:39All right
16:40Who do you wish to call?
16:41I am calling my brother Hogan
16:43Hogan
16:44Hogan
16:46How can I help you?
16:51What can I do?
16:53This is the Millionaire Show
16:54Can you hear us?
16:55I can hear you very well
16:56I need help with the question A, B, C, D
17:00Are you Swedish?
17:01Yeah
17:05General Burkhalter
17:07No cheating you idiot
17:09Yes, of course
17:09No cheating
17:10Yes, of course
17:11I say the answer is
17:13A
17:14He says A
17:16Then I want to say A too
17:17Ah
17:17Yeah, yeah
17:18So A is your answer then
17:19Yeah, yeah
17:19Oh, you think you're pretty smart now
17:21No, I changed it to D
17:22Oh, you changed it to D
17:24Is it because of the pressure?
17:25No, no, D is my answer
17:25Maybe you can't take the pressure
17:27Oh, I can take the pressure
17:27How happy you have A
17:28Is making you change your answer
17:29D, it is
17:30It's not D
17:31C
17:32No
17:32B
17:32No
17:33A
17:33All right
17:33Okay
17:36There it is
17:39Oh, schmuck
17:43You're right
17:44What?
17:45Oh, yes, it's D
17:46D
17:48Are you ready?
17:52D
17:52No way
17:53We're gonna find out who the winner is
17:54Right after this
18:02Welcome back to Who's On? Is On? Is On? Anyway
18:04Believe it or not
18:04Tonight's winner
18:05Greg Probst
18:06Greg Probst is the winner
18:09And because he is the winner
18:12He gets to send it to us
18:13While the rest of us do
18:14Our favorite game in the whole world, right, guys?
18:16Hoedown!
18:16Yay!
18:19Hoedown.
18:20With the help of Laura Hall on the piano.
18:22Laura Hall on the piano.
18:24So, what I mean to the audience is a suggestion of reasons
18:27you might wear a mask, other than Halloween.
18:30Because you're ugly.
18:32You're ugly.
18:32We're going to do the Your Ugly Hoedown.
18:35With the help of Laura Hall.
18:37Take it away, Laura, whenever you're ready.
18:38The Your Ugly Hoedown.
18:41Woo!
18:44Let me tell you something happened just the other day.
19:12My dick was so ugly, I almost ran away.
19:16She was just horrific.
19:18Where can I begin?
19:20When that heifer was born, her mama should have pushed her back in.
19:24Woo!
19:25I met a girl at nightclub.
19:29It was pretty dark.
19:31Thought I'd take her home just for a lark.
19:34But when I saw her in the light, I ran a mile.
19:38Cause she looked just like Ryan Stiles.
19:50I'm an ugly woman.
19:52Yes, it is not fair.
19:54I have ugly face and I have no hair.
19:57What can I do?
19:59That's the way the fates went.
20:01The only person who'll sleep with me is the president.
20:04I am so ugly that I'll never have a lover.
20:20When I leave the house, all the dogs run for cover.
20:24I'm big and white and round and my back is real hairy.
20:27Yes, you guessed it, my name is Drew Carey.
20:37We'll be right back with more Who's Ones, don't go away.
20:45Welcome back to Who's Ones, Anyway.
20:47Tonight, I decided Ryan and Colin are going to read the credits and the show.
20:50And I want you to read the credits as two crotchety old men yelling at people to get off their property.
20:55Good night, everybody. Thanks for watching. We'll see you next time.
21:00Hey, that is it.
21:01Hey, that is it.
21:02Get off the line.
21:04Get off the line.
21:04Get off the line.
21:06Get off the line.
21:07Get off the line.
21:08I got that.
21:09Get off the line.
21:10Get off the line.
21:11They've got that.
21:13Miller's always been around here.
21:13That kid.
21:14Oh, look at what he.
21:15Oh, Gene Sheperson is never going to clean.
21:18Now.
21:18Get out of here.
21:19Get out of here.
21:20Get out of here.
21:22Rachel Downing was here.
21:23She's going to take some heat.
21:24You know what I'm saying?
21:26You know what I'm saying?
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