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00:00No, no, no, no. No, everything's cushy. Yeah. No, no, no. You've got nothing to worry about.
00:12You know me. I'll do anyone a favour. If the money's right. Yeah.
00:18You had to interfere, didn't you?
00:20I was merely trying to get a picture for you.
00:22I had a picture till you come in and started mucking around with Ariel.
00:25There was a ghost on the screen.
00:28Of course there was a ghost on the screen. I was watching an horror film.
00:33Just leave things alone, will you, Rodney?
00:36Do you realise there are nine and four million people unemployed in this country?
00:40And all you can do is sit there and watch horror films.
00:43What would you like me to do?
00:44Well, you...
00:46Could at least think about it.
00:51I've been thinking about it. That's why I want to watch the horror film.
00:55Well, look, hold on. Shut up, you two, will you? Look, I'm on the blower.
00:58Yeah, sorry, go on.
00:59Of course I blame it on computers, you know.
01:01Cos how many people have been put on a dole by a robot that can build a car or what have you?
01:06See, that's why I'll never get a proper job.
01:08Cos they can train a robot to do something better than I can.
01:12They can train a chimpanzee to do it better than you.
01:16Yeah, OK, look, listen, I'll see you tomorrow morning about 11 o'clock.
01:19OK, pal? Yeah, cheers.
01:21What's that?
01:25That's it, Rodney.
01:27Rodney, I've got a coup.
01:28I pulled off a genuine coup.
01:30Not another coup.
01:32What have you done this to him?
01:33Well, we've got someone coming to stay with us for the next couple of weeks.
01:37A paying guest.
01:39Who's that then, Del?
01:41It's not a who.
01:42It's a what.
01:43What?
01:44Exactly.
01:44It's a dog.
01:45I don't want none of your smart remarks, either.
01:50Boise and Marlene's puppy, they're going away on holiday tomorrow and they want us to look after it.
01:55Well, why don't they just stick it in the kennels?
01:57No.
01:57You see, Marlene don't trust them.
02:00See, the thing is, Rodney, for the last few years, Boise and Marlene have been trying to start a family, right?
02:06But so far, as they say on the continent, nitto.
02:10What's this got to do with the puppy?
02:11Marlene started to get broody, right?
02:14So, old Boise, he goes and buys her a little puppy for Christmas.
02:17I mean, pucker thing, you know, no mucking about.
02:20I mean, it's got a pedigree.
02:21Cost him 600 quid.
02:23600?
02:25600.
02:25Well, I said, you know, Boise, if you'd come to see me, I could have got you one much cheaper than that.
02:32Anyway, Marlene, right, she thinks that this puppy is her baby now, you know what I mean?
02:37And she don't want her baby put in some muddy old kennels.
02:41She wants it to receive personal attention.
02:44The sort that we can provide for 60 quid a week.
02:4860 pounds?
02:50But, Bill, we don't know nothing about it.
02:52Because canine welfare, right, that's a specialised profession.
02:56Oh, leave it out, Rodney.
02:58I mean, look, all you've got to do, like, you've got to feed it in the morning, right?
03:00Take it for a walk over the Adventure Playground and Bob's wruckle.
03:03Why'd Boise and Marlene find out?
03:06We'll have to swear the dog to secrecy, won't we?
03:10I mean, what happens if one of the neighbours tell them?
03:13Well, what are they going to say, eh?
03:14They're going to say,
03:16Here, we saw Rodney taking your dog out every morning, every evening for a walk.
03:20Well, what's wrong with that?
03:22It's exactly what Boise and Marlene want us to do, innit, eh?
03:25Yeah, I suppose you're right.
03:29What do you mean, I saw Rodney take the dog out every morning?
03:33What do you mean?
03:34Figure of speech, that's all, Rodders.
03:36It ain't a figure of speech.
03:37I know you're going to...
03:38No, no, no, leave it out.
03:40Really, though.
03:42Oh!
03:44I've had a headache for the entire flight now.
03:47You were supposed to have been here half an hour ago.
03:49Well, what?
03:50No, no, we're on time, Boise.
03:52Must be something wrong with your watch.
03:53Ian, don't want to buy a decent one, do you?
03:55Well, from you, you must be joking.
03:57Why?
03:58Listen, if...
03:59Oh, hello, Marlene, my love.
04:01Hello, sweetheart.
04:02Hey!
04:03Woo!
04:08Did you have a nice Christmas?
04:12Oh, terrific, yeah.
04:13I had a dog.
04:15Yeah?
04:16We had a turkey, same as every other year.
04:20We were as bad as each other.
04:23Woo!
04:23Do we?
04:24Marlene, why don't you go and get the dog, and then perhaps we can get going?
04:32Yeah, all right.
04:33I'll fetch his food as well.
04:34I like your lipstick, Del.
04:41What?
04:43Surely.
04:47See where you off to, then, Boisey.
04:49Oh, we're just off for a couple of weeks to the Seychelles.
04:51Seychelles.
04:53Have you ever been to the Seychelles, have you?
04:57Don't know.
04:57Have we ever been to the Seychelles, Rudden?
05:01Oh, I'd have to check the passport on it.
05:03Now, you are quite sure you will be able to look after this dog?
05:09Of course I will.
05:11Yeah.
05:11Oh, yeah.
05:12Del's had lots of experience.
05:14Right.
05:15Remember, this is not just a dog.
05:17This is Marlene's baby.
05:21Sometimes, I wish I'd never bought it.
05:23Oh, they told me it was a Great Dane.
05:31Oh, didn't I?
05:32I must have slipped my mind.
05:34I thought it was a puppy.
05:37Gordon Bennett.
05:39Duke, this is your Uncle Del and Rodney.
05:46He's lovely, ain't he?
05:48It's terrific.
05:50Take him for a walk.
05:51He's first thing in the morning, once in the evening,
05:53and then again last thing at night.
05:55Now, when it's his bedtime,
05:56you put a blanket over him,
05:59and then you talk to him for a while.
06:01Don't want me to bring his wind up, do you?
06:04He should be all right.
06:07And don't worry, he's house-trained.
06:09Hey, we live in a flat.
06:14And in he has his vitamin pills.
06:17One in the morning, before breakfast, not after.
06:20Marlene, come along.
06:22For God's sake, we do have a flight to catch.
06:24Come on, kiss him goodbye.
06:26Yeah, bye, Del.
06:27See you soon.
06:28For God's sake, the dog, Marlene.
06:31Yes, bye-bye.
06:34Bubba, love.
06:35Doobie's going to miss his little mumsies, wumsies.
06:38And mummy's going to miss her little...
06:41Wookie, wookie, wookie.
06:44Makes you want to throw up, don't you?
06:46I'm going to get Tom Dick myself.
06:48Come along, Marlene.
06:49We're going to miss that plane.
06:51Yes, come on, Doobie.
06:54If he bites you, don't scream.
06:55He's only strung.
06:56Is it all right if we bleed?
06:59No, he doesn't sink his teeth in.
07:01He's only plating.
07:05Bye-bye.
07:09Bye-bye, Doobie.
07:12Bye-bye.
07:14Did you switch everything off?
07:16Yes.
07:16Did you switch the burglar alarm on?
07:18Yes.
07:19Did you lock everything up?
07:20Get in the car!
07:21Come in.
07:37What's to you, Bill?
07:40I've got to get the food.
07:44Oh, wait.
07:48Here.
07:49Here, look at this, Rodney.
07:51Isn't it steak, sir?
07:52Chicken breasts, veal scallops.
07:56Oh, we're going to eat all right for the next week or so, eh?
07:58Oi.
07:59It's supposed to be for the dog.
08:00You must be joking.
08:02That thing's going to get a bowl of Kenner meat every day
08:04and think itself lucky.
08:06And what if Marlene finds out?
08:08And how is she going to find out?
08:12I suppose Dookie's going to grass us up, is he?
08:15Come on, Rodney.
08:17Here, come on, do some work for your living.
08:20That dog doesn't like that.
08:32He's all right.
08:34He can smell fear.
08:36I'm surprised he didn't smell anything at all
08:38with that gal in a brute you're wearing.
08:41Come on.
08:42All right, your turn today, Rodney.
08:57It was my turn yesterday.
08:59Come on, Rodney.
09:07Take him for a run.
09:08Jerk.
09:23Jerk.
09:25Here, Rodney.
09:27Come on up, you get old, boy.
09:29Come on.
09:30Look.
09:32Huh?
09:32Look.
09:33Hold on.
09:34Here, Rodney.
09:35Ready?
09:36Yep.
09:38Yeah?
09:39Here.
09:41Yep.
09:45Oh, come on, Duke.
09:46Shake her leg.
09:52Duke.
09:59Hello.
10:00He's nice.
10:02Have you had him long?
10:03Or has he always been that length?
10:07I'm a Great Dane man meself.
10:09Really?
10:10Mm.
10:11One at Crutz, two years on the trot.
10:14Really?
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15You may have seen me on the old chum advert.
10:18I can't say that I actually have.
10:21No, it's nothing I don't know about dogs.
10:23No, you want any advice, you know?
10:25I'm your man.
10:26Well, Sasha, she's always tearing little holes in my carpet.
10:29What would you recommend?
10:31A new carpet.
10:34Now, as it happens, I know this little bloke down in Wapit.
10:36He'd fix you up a treat.
10:38He's Iranian, but he has got contacts in Persia.
10:43No!
10:45No!
10:46Oh, this is my trainer.
10:47Excuse me.
10:48What is it, Rodney?
10:49I don't want to worry you, but I think the dog's dead.
10:52Well, let me rephrase it, shall I?
10:58I don't want to worry you, but I think the dog, he's dead.
11:03Now, come on!
11:06I just can't get staffed these days.
11:11What have you done to it, you dipstick?
11:13All right.
11:13It's a wonderful turn of events this, isn't it?
11:16Forcy and Marlene ain't even got the tops off their suntan oil,
11:19and we're burying their dog.
11:20Dookie, Dookie, come on in, come on!
11:35Cats, cats, meow, meow, cats!
11:39He's not dead, Rodney.
11:41Look at him, not looking as he can see him breathing, look!
11:43Oh, thank God for that!
11:45So, what's the matter with him?
11:47Well, I don't know, do I?
11:48Yeah, we'd better get him down to vets.
11:52This is going to cost an arm and a leg, this is.
11:55Oi, Dale, shall I get his balls?
11:57You leave him alone.
11:58I don't want him waking up in a temper.
12:07What?
12:08No, I was just thinking, Hustle.
12:10All these years, Marlene's tried to have a baby and failed.
12:13And when you tell her her Jukie-Wookie's about to croak it, she'll have twins.
12:18It's not dead.
12:20He ain't chasing many cats, though, is he?
12:22Well, you know, this might be normal.
12:25Normal?
12:26Dale, what are you trying to tell me?
12:27Dogs hibernate or something?
12:28No, what I mean is, look, what I mean is, I mean, I've...
12:34Oh, I don't know what I mean, do I?
12:37Anyway, what I want you to know is I'm not blaming you.
12:43What do you mean you ain't blaming me?
12:45I ain't done nothing.
12:46That's what I mean, that's why I'm not blaming you.
12:48But you know when you put Dookie in the back of the van,
12:52did you catch his head when you slammed the door?
12:55No, I didn't.
12:56You sure?
12:58Dale, if you catch a Great Dane's head in the door,
13:00you know you've got a Great Dane's head in the door.
13:04Yeah, I suppose you're right.
13:06I'll tell you who's to blame for all this.
13:08Hmm?
13:09Uncle Albert.
13:10Why, what did he do?
13:11Well, he didn't do nothing, he's just a jinx.
13:13Oh, don't start all that again.
13:15I've said it before, I'll say it again.
13:17That man is a right Jonah.
13:19They reckon when he boarded his last ship,
13:21the crew shot on Albatross for luck.
13:24Would you stop going on about bloody Albert?
13:27Well, it's a bit of a coincidence, though, isn't it, Dale?
13:30I mean, yesterday we pick up a perfectly healthy dog,
13:33one night in a flat,
13:34and wallop, the curse of the trotters is upon it.
13:38Everything's going to be all right.
13:39I've got this feeling.
13:41No, Dookie's going to be OK.
13:42He's going to come out in a minute
13:43and he's going to be full of life, full of vim, full of vigour.
13:46I wish I had your faith, Dale.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Oi up.
13:49Ah!
13:50Yes.
13:50Well, what's the SP?
13:52Mr Collis is making a few final tests.
13:54He shouldn't be too long.
13:55How's Joke?
13:56He's holding his own.
13:58Yeah, Rodney's up to his old tricks already.
14:01No, you don't understand.
14:03Joke is still unconscious.
14:05Look, why don't you sit down and relax?
14:08Joke's in the best possible hands, I can assure you.
14:10Yeah, it's OK, I think.
14:11Thanks, darling.
14:11I'll tell you what I really feel bad about now.
14:21What's that?
14:22It's that leg of pork Marlene put in the bag for Joke.
14:24Well, what about it?
14:25Well, we ate it last night, didn't we?
14:28I thought Joke had to make do with a tin of dog food.
14:31Every mouthful of that meal made me feel more and more guilty.
14:35You should have let me know, Rodney.
14:37You and him could have swapped.
14:38Anyway, he had some of it, didn't he?
14:42Yeah, what, warmed up leftovers for breakfast.
14:44Yeah, I didn't hear Jokey complaining, though, did you?
14:48We even had his steaks for lunch the other day, didn't we?
14:50Yeah, well, look, he's most probably sick to death of steaks, isn't he?
14:54Has them every day of his life.
14:56Look, look, can you change the subject, please,
14:58going on about bloody steaks and legs of pork?
15:02Can't we talk about something more...
15:04you know, more...
15:06asphetical?
15:08You want to talk...
15:12Yes.
15:13Yes, sure.
15:14You take it away, Derek.
15:22Couldn't half give that one, couldn't you?
15:28Oh, here's the dog.
15:30Doc, what news?
15:31Oh, well, it's difficult to say.
15:32His heartbeat's normal.
15:34Ah, is that good?
15:35Well, of course.
15:36All the tests have proved negative.
15:39I'm just waiting for the results of his blood sample.
15:41And have you taken, um, an X-ray?
15:45Yes, yes.
15:47There's no sign of any damage.
15:49It's a complete mystery.
15:50Never mind, we'll keep him here as long as necessary.
15:52Where shall I send the bill?
15:54I've got the details here, sir.
15:56How long will it take, Doc?
15:57Oh, it shouldn't take long.
15:58Not if I send it first class.
16:02No, no, no, I don't mean that.
16:04I mean how long will it take for Dookie's recovery?
16:06Oh, I see.
16:08Ah, well, it will take as long as it takes, Mr. Trotter.
16:11All we can do now is keep a close eye on him and let nature take its course.
16:16What have you been feeding him on?
16:18Well, just tins of Dookie.
16:19Steak.
16:21My steak.
16:21It's our best porterhouse steak he had for his lunch.
16:23He has liver for his supper.
16:25He had roast pork for breakfast.
16:28He had only the very finest.
16:29He's had his milk.
16:30He's had his vitamins.
16:30You name it, he's had it.
16:32Pork?
16:32Mm-hmm.
16:33For breakfast?
16:34Yes.
16:34Was it freshly cooked pork?
16:37Yes, freshly cooked the night before.
16:40Did you reheat it thoroughly?
16:43Well, we warmed it up a bit, yes.
16:46You warmed it up a bit?
16:48Oh, well, I think we may have solved the mystery.
16:52Were neither of you aware that white meat, particularly pork,
16:55unless thoroughly reheated,
16:57is a notorious breeding ground for salmonella poisoning?
17:02Salmonella poisoning?
17:03Do you reckon that's what Dookie's got?
17:06Well, it's a strong possibility, wouldn't you say?
17:09This leg of pork, have you still got it?
17:11Oh, not on us.
17:15It's back home in the fridge.
17:17Could you bring it in for examination?
17:19Yeah, we'll pop back and get it right away.
17:20Come on, look.
17:21Dustmen come round today.
17:22Albert might have slung it.
17:23Oh, no, that dozy old git.
17:26Can I use your phone?
17:27Yes.
17:27Oi, listen.
17:28If it is this salmonella poisoning, right,
17:30will he survive?
17:31Well, it depends on what strain of salmonella it is.
17:33That's why I need to examine that meat.
17:35How long have you had the dog?
17:37Oh, er, one day.
17:41One day?
17:43Yeah.
17:43Oh, no, you see, ain't our dog.
17:45It's your friend's.
17:46We're just looking after you.
17:47Albert, it's Del Boy.
17:52Yeah, now, I want...
17:54Ahoy there.
17:58Listen, Albert, now, about that piece of pork in the fridge.
18:04Pickles and crusty bread.
18:06Yeah, it sounds lovely.
18:08He's eaten it.
18:10Oh, no, look.
18:11I'll telephone the hospital from my office.
18:12You get in down there as quickly as you can.
18:14The hospital, yes, certainly.
18:15Uh, Albert, listen.
18:16Albert, Uncle, Uncle Albert.
18:18Now, listen to me.
18:18Listen very carefully.
18:19I want you to do me a favour.
18:21Listen, I want you to put a few things in your duffel bag,
18:23put your coat on and go and stand in a hall
18:25and wait for me and Rodders
18:26because we're going to pop you down to the hospital.
18:29Well, you've got to have an operation.
18:32I've got to have an operation.
18:33A fiver says he does.
18:34Oh, right, you're on.
18:35Right.
18:38Look, now, listen, I know you don't want to have an operation.
18:42Nobody wants to have an operation,
18:44but everyone at some time in their lives has to have one.
18:48And today it's your turn.
18:51Now, listen, you know that piece of pork you had for dinner?
18:55I know you're going to laugh at this, Uncle.
18:57Candy, don't.
18:59You're on.
19:01Well, there's a strong possibility
19:03that it contained Sam and Ella poisoning.
19:12All right, stop that.
19:13Stop it.
19:13You're a grown man.
19:15Pull yourself together.
19:16Now, listen, we're going to come down
19:18and we'll pick you up in a couple of minutes.
19:19Now, be ready.
19:21Rodney, you should have warned me about this.
19:23Warned you about it?
19:24I didn't know myself.
19:25Well, you're the one with GCEs, ain't you?
19:28Yeah, I've got a GCE in maths and art.
19:31I ain't got a GCE in pulp.
19:37Tell them we'll pop down and see them tomorrow.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Yeah, thank you very much, sister.
19:42Yeah.
19:42OK.
19:43And, uh, bonjourno.
19:46It's all right.
19:49See what I mean?
19:50Rodney, you know, a little bit of French.
19:52A little bit of French.
19:53Always knocks some bandy.
19:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:55What about Albert?
19:56I take it we can't go and see him tonight, then?
19:58Ah, no, he's none too clever, apparently.
20:00I mean, you know, he's had pipes and gadgets
20:03and everything stuck in there, you know.
20:05Oh, my God.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Oh, well, waste not want not.
20:08Do you want a grape?
20:10Yeah, all right.
20:11Cheers.
20:13Bring him over there, will you?
20:14Yeah, all right.
20:16Oh, hang on.
20:17Did you get in touch with a vet?
20:19Yeah.
20:20They said Dookie was comatose.
20:24Comatose?
20:25Well, funny enough, I thought that
20:26when I saw him laid spark out in the back of the van.
20:29Well, you'd be right, Rodney, wouldn't you?
20:30Because I expect with his comatose,
20:33most probably, you know, sleep is the best thing for him.
20:38Rest, rest and more rest, eh?
20:42Oh, did they have to operate on Albert?
20:44Eh, no.
20:46That's a bit of luck, isn't it?
20:47Yeah, it's right.
20:47Oh, you owe me a fiver, then.
20:50No.
20:51The vets, remember?
20:53I said they wouldn't have to operate
20:55and you said they would
20:56and you laid the fiver.
20:57That was a five-pound bag.
20:58Never mind about that.
20:59The phone, go on, it made me work there.
21:00Yeah, look, go on, go on, off you go.
21:03Hello?
21:06Yeah, who is it?
21:08Boise!
21:10Boise!
21:13Boise!
21:13Boise!
21:15Where is he?
21:16Has he come back earlier, sonny?
21:20So,
21:21erm,
21:22where are you phoning from, then, boys?
21:26You still over there?
21:27Oh.
21:28Oh.
21:28Oh.
21:29Eh?
21:31Yeah, Del?
21:32I'm not in.
21:37Del's not in at the moment.
21:42Oh, yeah, he's here.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Yeah.
21:46Yeah, okay, put her on, then.
21:49Hello, Marlene.
21:50No, no, no, don't you worry about Duke.
21:54He's as happy as they come.
21:56Yeah.
21:58Er, get down, Duke.
22:03Little rascal, jumping all over me.
22:06Most probably recognises your voice, eh, Marlene?
22:09Yeah.
22:12Eh?
22:16She wants Duke to talk to her.
22:19Talk to her?
22:19It's a bloody dog, the scatty mare.
22:22No, she'll tell her she can't.
22:24Oh, go on.
22:28Come on, Dukey, talk to Mummy.
22:36Come on, Dukey, talk to Mummy.
22:38Oh, look at that.
22:49He's gone running off into the kitchen now, Marlene,
22:51and there's someone at the door, so I've got to go.
22:53See ya.
22:54Oi, don't mess around with anything.
22:55Oh, stop it.
22:56Oi, oi, oi, oi, you up to that again, are ya?
23:10Women in uniforms.
23:12I ain't, no, I ain't.
23:13You want to watch it, Rodney, you're going to end up marrying an archela.
23:15Oh.
23:17Doctor, sorry, we've come to pick up our uncle.
23:20Yeah, er, Mr. Trotter.
23:21Yeah.
23:21The nurse said he might be able to come home.
23:23Oh, yes, of course.
23:24I'll, er...
23:24Oh, sorry.
23:25Sorry, yeah.
23:26I'll, er, just have a quick look at him first.
23:28Last night he underwent some rather thorough examination.
23:31Yeah, so the sister said on the phone.
23:33Er, was anything wrong with him?
23:34No, not that I could tell.
23:36In fact, I just had a phone call from, er, Mr. Collis at the veterinary clinic.
23:39Apparently the dog has now made a complete recovery.
23:42Joke's back on his feet.
23:44Still, you did the right thing to bring your uncle in.
23:46Better safe than sorry.
23:47Yeah, thank you.
23:47Okay?
23:48Let's go and see how he is.
23:49Thank you, yes.
23:50Thanks, Doctor.
23:52Ah, Mr. Trotter.
23:54You ain't doing nothing else to me, are you?
23:57No, no, don't worry.
23:59All right, then?
24:00No, I'm not.
24:02I was all right yesterday, though.
24:03Yesterday I never felt better in all my life.
24:05But you had to drag me in here for bloody Frankenstein to experiment on.
24:11They've had me on me back, on me belly, upside down, every which way but loose.
24:16Wires, pipes, tubes, biser string, injections.
24:21And what do you think they'd give me for lunch today?
24:23Rose bleeding porn.
24:28Ah, well.
24:29You never missed much on telly last night, so.
24:32What's wrong with me?
24:34Nothing.
24:36Nothing?
24:38You mean I've had stomach plumps, anemones, glucose strips, students drawing all over me belly with felt-topped pins, and there's nothing wrong with me?
24:47No, it's great, isn't it, eh?
24:50I noticed you didn't come and see me last night.
24:53I suppose you're too busy visiting that dog.
24:56Fight for your country and risk your life in sea and flame.
25:00You get old and everyone forgets you.
25:06Listen here, you silly old sausage.
25:09We couldn't come and visit you last night because you was under observation.
25:13Oh, don't give that to me, son.
25:16Well, we bought you some grapes.
25:18Yeah?
25:20Where are they?
25:21We hit them.
25:22I see.
25:23I lay here last night, tubes sticking out of every place you could stick them in.
25:31Couldn't sleep, pills wouldn't even work, and all the time you two were eating my grapes.
25:35Oh, come on.
25:38We did miss you last night.
25:41Did you?
25:42Yeah.
25:43We had no-one to spit the pips at.
25:47Come on, Jules, get him out of here.
25:48He's giving me the hump.
25:50Any problems?
25:51No, doctor.
25:52There's nothing wrong with me.
25:53I feel full of fitness and vitality.
25:56Good.
25:57Well, bye for now, Mr Trotter.
25:59See you again.
26:00Not if I see you first, shipmate.
26:02It's all right.
26:03Come on.
26:03Come on, hurry up.
26:04We're going to get you home.
26:05Oh, I think I'm moaning, miserable old getting.
26:08Oh, he don't start, does he?
26:09And we got him all that treatment, and that's all for nothing.
26:11That's right.
26:13And does he think anything of it?
26:15No, does he yell?
26:16By the way.
26:17Hmm?
26:18Sister gave me these.
26:20Why?
26:21What's the matter with you?
26:24No, no.
26:25She found them in your uncle's locker.
26:27Oh, I see.
26:28Patients are not allowed to bring their own medication into the hospital.
26:31Bear that in mind for future.
26:33Mm-hmm.
26:33What's he doing with these, then?
26:38These are Duke's vitamin tablets.
26:40No, they ain't.
26:41Those are Albert's sleeping pills.
26:42I've got his vitamin tablets here.
26:43Oh, no.
26:51You've been giving Duke his sleeping pills.
26:55Oh, no.
26:57Because they was on the sideboard, and I just...
27:01Oh.
27:02Albert's been on the Bob Martins.
27:04No wonder he's full of vitality.
27:12What shall we do?
27:13Just don't throw him any sticks.
27:15Let's...
27:15Should we tell him?
27:20No, no, no.
27:21No, it's a bit unfair, isn't it, after what he's been through.
27:24Yeah, let's tell him.
27:34Oh, no.
27:35Look, he's miserable enough as it is, isn't he, eh?
27:37Yeah.
27:38You'll probably think he's going to turn into a werewolf or something.
27:41So we just keep stum about the whole thing, and no-one will be any of the wiser, right?
27:46Just want to keep a very close eye on him when he goes past lampposts and things.
27:53Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, come on then, Uncle.
27:58We're going to get you home, and then Rodney's going to take Duke out for a run, you see?
28:05Actually, you can come as well, if you like.
28:06What's the matter with you two?
28:15What?
28:15Nothing.
28:16Nothing.
28:16No.
28:17Well, come on.
28:18Yeah.
28:20Come on, boy.
28:20Come on.
28:21Come on.
28:21Come on.