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00:01Hurry up girls, get in while the going's good.
00:03It's one for the price of two, one for the price of two.
00:06Keep taking the money, Rodney.
00:07I'm gonna pop down the pub to get a lemonade for the old Hobsons.
00:09Get us a packet of pork scratchings, would you?
00:11Pork scratchings?
00:12Sounds like a pig with fleas.
00:16Come on then, get in while the going's good.
00:18We are not here today gone tomorrow,
00:19we are here today gone this afternoon.
00:21Now come on.
00:26Hey!
00:27All right, Trigg?
00:28Hello, dear boy, how's your luck?
00:29Oh, you can have it for a knicker.
00:31Hey Joyce, I'll have a pint of diesel oil for Trigg,
00:33and I'll have blackcurrant and pernod.
00:38You'll never guess who I just saw.
00:40Uh, King Faisal of Saudi Arabia.
00:43No, no, you're miles off, Del.
00:45No, no, I knew he wouldn't be in here,
00:47he'd be in the saloon bar, wouldn't he?
00:51I'm joking, Trigg, I'm joking.
00:53Oh, gotcha!
00:54No, it was your ex-fiancée.
00:57Oh yeah, which one?
00:58Pauline.
00:59Pauline?
01:00Pauline?
01:01Pauline Harris?
01:03No.
01:04No, no, you must have been mistaken.
01:06She got married to that Bobby Finch, didn't she?
01:08And she went to live abroad.
01:09Yeah?
01:10Well, who's that sitting over there then?
01:12What?
01:13That is her, Trigg.
01:14That is her!
01:15That is her!
01:16That is her!
01:17It's at moments like this when I wish I'd carried an emergency capsule of brute around with me.
01:26Leave it out, will you, Del?
01:27You don't want to get yourself involved with her again.
01:31Remember what happened last time?
01:32Yeah, yeah.
01:33Did she ask about me?
01:34Yeah.
01:35She seemed very concerned to know how much she was earning.
01:39Yeah, well, she probably is concerned, isn't she, eh?
01:40You know, perhaps she's worrying about me.
01:41It's alright, alright.
01:42I'm not going to get involved, am I?
01:44Ah, I'm too shrewd for all that, am I?
01:45Eh?
01:46No, I might just go over there, you know, and say hello.
01:47If that is alright with you, too.
01:48You want your brains testing.
01:49Yeah, thank you, Joycey.
01:50Here, did you take one for yourself?
01:51No.
01:52Good.
01:53Excuse me.
01:54Excuse me, Squire.
01:55Oh, I'm not going to get involved, am I?
01:56Oh, I'm too shrewd for all that, am I?
01:59Eh?
02:00Huh.
02:01No, I might just go over there, you know, and say hello.
02:03If that is alright with you, too.
02:05You want your brains testing.
02:08Yeah, thank you, Joycey.
02:09Here, did you take one for yourself?
02:11No.
02:12Good.
02:13Excuse me.
02:18Excuse me, Squire.
02:19Hello, Pauline.
02:40Del.
02:45Oh, I can't believe it.
02:49It's so nice to see you again.
02:51Oh, it's nice to see you, Pauline.
02:53Eh, what have you got over your lips there?
02:55What's all that?
02:57It's blackcurrant.
02:58You are?
02:59It's on your lips.
03:00Oh, blackcurrant?
03:01Oh, yeah, it's probably from my blackcurrant and purr nod.
03:04Sorry.
03:06Oh, thanks.
03:08Oh.
03:09Oh.
03:10Yeah, thanks.
03:11Hey, see, let me, uh, let me wipe that off of, uh...
03:18I haven't seen you for 12 years or more.
03:21I want to know all that's been happening.
03:23Nothing, you know, nothing really.
03:26I heard you got mad at that Bobby Finch.
03:29Where's he now?
03:30He's down the Blackshaw Road.
03:31Oh, yeah, what, in them council flats?
03:33No, in a cemetery.
03:34You mean you didn't know?
03:37No, no, no, I'm terribly sorry.
03:39I am sorry.
03:40I didn't realise, you see.
03:41The last I heard that, you know, that you went to live abroad,
03:44so naturally I thought that you and that Bobby-like had immigrated.
03:47No, after Bobby died, I went to San Francisco.
03:50It suited me being away from familiar surroundings.
03:53I got a job as an air hostess.
03:55It's a good salary, uniform, free travel.
03:57Yeah, of course, that's in your blood, isn't it, eh?
03:59Because your mum was a bus conductress.
04:01You never married yourself, Del?
04:07No, no, no, I never fancied myself.
04:09No, no, no.
04:13You know what I mean?
04:17I mean, what I mean is, you know, I never...
04:19I never met...
04:21I met a girl that I cared all that much about, really, you know.
04:24Well, I mean, you know, well, there was one.
04:27But you don't see her?
04:29Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:31Well, I'm looking at her now.
04:38Where's my pork scratches?
04:44Sorry, Rodney, I got distracted.
04:46Yeah, this is my brother, Rodney.
04:48You remember, you remember Rodney?
04:49He's a pretty little scruff.
04:51Look at him now.
04:53He's a big scruff, isn't he?
04:56Do you remember Paulie?
04:57Yeah, I remember.
04:59Pauline Harris, innit?
05:00Yeah, yeah.
05:01Do you call yourself Mrs Finch now?
05:03No, I call myself Mrs Baker.
05:05I remarried, you see.
05:06Ah, see ya.
05:07An American chap.
05:08Oh, getcha.
05:09Divorcee, eh?
05:10No, a widow.
05:11Blimey, what?
05:12He kicked the bucket and all, did he?
05:14No, I am sorry, sorry.
05:16I didn't...
05:17I didn't mean that.
05:18Sorry.
05:19What about that?
05:20Isn't that a shame, eh, Rodney?
05:21You know, she had two husbands die on her.
05:23Yeah.
05:24One more, she keeps a match ball.
05:29Excuse me a moment.
05:30Yeah, yeah, of course.
05:31I'm just going to powder my nose.
05:32Yeah, yeah, well.
05:33Hurry back, won't you?
05:34Because, you know, I'll be waiting.
05:39Yes, of course, Pauline.
05:40Hurry back, Pauline.
05:41Can I pull the chain for you, Pauline?
05:43You're making me sick.
05:44You're very hostile towards Pauline, ain't you?
05:48Well, can you blame me?
05:49I remember how she treated you when you was engaged.
05:51I may only have been a little nipper deal,
05:53but I remember how she screwed you up.
05:55That was a long time ago, Rodney, wasn't it?
05:57When Pauline and me were engaged, we was mods.
06:00The only reason she left me was
06:02because she found a bloke with a faster Vespa.
06:04That's a fair reason.
06:06Yeah, it was in them days.
06:08You've got to understand the times, Rodney.
06:10In them days, I mean, teenage marriages broke up
06:13because the husband didn't like the ollies.
06:17But we're older now, you know.
06:18We're more mature.
06:19We've developed sensitivity and emotion.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:25Well, yeah, what would you know about it, anyway, eh?
06:28You don't have romantic feelings, you.
06:30You just have animal urges.
06:33Sometimes I think you learnt the art of seduction
06:35by watching wildlife on one.
06:40You've got to understand, Rodney, that, you know,
06:43deep down inside me,
06:46I'm a very sensitive person.
06:49I am! I am!
06:51Well, look at Last Christmas and that film, Love Story.
06:54Look how upset I got then.
06:56I got upset and all.
06:57Yeah, I know, I know.
06:58I got upset because Arlie McGraw died.
07:00You got upset because Ryan O'Neill didn't.
07:02Er, he's too good looking, isn't he?
07:07What do you know about it, anyway?
07:09What do you know?
07:10I am talking about men and women.
07:12I am.
07:13You, you're still knocking about with brownies.
07:14No, I'm not.
07:16Yes, you are.
07:17Leave it out.
07:18Some of your dates arrive by skateboard.
07:21Look, Del,
07:22all I'm trying to say is
07:23don't get hyped up with that Pauline again.
07:25She'll screw you up, you mark my words.
07:30Right, Rodney.
07:32Lot of water has run under the bridge
07:34since me and Pauline broke up.
07:37I know what it's all about now.
07:40You know, I understand the rules of the game.
07:45I know you're concerned for me.
07:48I know you're trying to give me your advice.
07:51But, how can I put it?
07:55Shove it, Rodney.
07:57Shove it.
07:59It seems for all
08:00there's a new sort of social responsibility.
08:03It started in the womb of Anglicanism.
08:06But the followers of John Westmore
08:07came to regard their own authority as solvers.
08:10The old boy's late, aren't he, Rodney?
08:13I wouldn't worry about it, Grandad.
08:15I'll give him another 15 minutes
08:16and start phoning round the mogs.
08:18What do you mean, the mogs?
08:19Well, there's something about that Pauline
08:20that kills him off.
08:22I think she must be a carrier or something.
08:23It's bad news in meeting her again this afternoon.
08:28I remember the last time she hooked him.
08:31I mean, up till then we was doing all right.
08:34Well, your mum had died and your dad had run off and left you.
08:38But other than that tickety-boo.
08:39Right.
08:41Del was out wheeling and dealing and we was coming along nice.
08:45Then she turned up.
08:47I've never seen anyone change the fastest, Del boy.
08:51He was besotted with her.
08:54They was engaged within the week.
08:57Broke up within the month.
08:59Little cow was out sky-liking around with other fellas.
09:02Del had more fights than John Wayne.
09:06Well, up till then he was always a strong believer in gold and all that.
09:13I mean, he didn't go to church nor nothing.
09:17Didn't carry it to ridiculous lengths.
09:19But he always give the church a good few quid towards their fund for a new roof.
09:25He said it was a penance.
09:27Seen as I was in what nicked the old one.
09:30But after that, he lost faith.
09:34Shhh! Act natural. Stay vaguely at them tellies, right? And no questions.
09:38Ha!
09:42Da-da-da-da-da!
09:44The-da-da-da!
09:46My, my, my, my, what she's done.
09:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:57Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
10:00Gentlemen, attention, gentlemen, gentlemen and granddad, I have an announcement to make.
10:11Pauline and I are engaged to be married.
10:16Don't all bust a blood vessel then, will we, eh?
10:19That's terrific, Del.
10:21Yeah.
10:21We'll have to put an announcement in the exchange of Mark.
10:25That's a great idea, that, Rod.
10:26That's a lovely idea.
10:27That's a super...
10:28Here, go and get some glasses.
10:29Go and get some glasses, we'll celebrate, all right?
10:31Celebrate?
10:31Come on, celebrate, yeah.
10:32You think I'm going to celebrate my only brother getting hyped up to a gold digger?
10:37Listen, oi, listen, motor mouth.
10:39I know that you don't like Pauline.
10:41Oh, does it notice that much?
10:43Yes, it does.
10:44I know that you...
10:45Look, I know you don't like the idea, all right?
10:48But, you know, that's what I want.
10:52Here, come on.
10:53Come on, come on.
10:55Come on, have a drink, eh?
10:56Have a drink, eh?
10:57Come on, have a drink.
10:58Yeah, yeah.
10:58I'll get some glasses.
11:00Yeah, get some glasses.
11:01Get some glasses, that's it.
11:03Here, granddad.
11:04What are you feeling, granddad?
11:05I ain't saying a word, dear boy.
11:07You want to put yourself in lumber for the rest of your life?
11:10That's entirely up to you.
11:12I'm saying nothing.
11:13All right, listen, you haven't heard the best part yet.
11:17Listen, this is a double celebration because not only have I got engaged to Pauline, but
11:23my bride-to-be has kindly condescended to come and live with us.
11:29Well, don't say your congratulations, then, will you?
11:33All right.
11:45Say something, then, granddad?
11:47There's a film on the other side.
11:50Lots of people get killed in it.
11:52I cleaned that table today.
12:10Good.
12:11Well, mate, my pimps are dirty, will it?
12:16Del?
12:17What?
12:19Rodney.
12:22Well, that was divine, my love.
12:24That was divine.
12:25That was, well, it was pas de calais, as they say in France.
12:29Long time since we had a steak like that, eh, Rodney?
12:32Hell of a long time, Del.
12:33Me and granddad had corned beef.
12:35Corned beef?
12:37Well, I'm not cooking for them two as well, Derek.
12:40I'll cook for you and me, and you and me only.
12:43I didn't come here to be a skiffy.
12:45No, no, no, no, I know, my love.
12:47I know my pet.
12:47Well, you see, the thing is, when I gave you the housekeeping money at the beginning
12:50of the week, I meant for you to get some grub for them and all.
12:52I did.
12:53I got corned beef.
12:55Ah, yeah.
12:56Well, there you are.
12:58See?
12:58You like a little bit of corned beef, don't you, granddad?
13:01What's up with you, then, eh?
13:06It's her, ain't it?
13:07What?
13:08She's in my teeth.
13:14Yeah.
13:15What are you eating his teeth for, then, Petal?
13:18No, you don't know what it's like in this place.
13:21Well, you and Rodney are out the auctions of the market, but I'm stuck here with him.
13:26He's nibbling all day long.
13:29There'll be nothing left if I let him carry on.
13:31Don't worry.
13:32He gets his teeth back at mealtimes.
13:36Yeah.
13:36All right.
13:37Well, you know best, eh, Petal?
13:39Yeah.
13:40Right?
13:40Why don't you and granddad go out, Rodney?
13:48I wouldn't mind being alone for once.
13:50You want to be left alone?
13:52Of course.
13:52Well, I'll go with them.
13:53Come on, granddad.
13:55I'll be alone with you.
13:57Oh, see.
13:57Well, we never have any time to ourselves in this place.
14:00No time to yourself?
14:02You spent most of your lives in that bedroom.
14:04Giant pandas make quicker than you two.
14:08Please.
14:09Good night.
14:09And ever since I moved in here, all we ever seem to do of an evening is sit here watching them rotten televisions.
14:16And that's another thing.
14:17Why does he watch two televisions?
14:19Because the other one's being mended.
14:22You mean he normally watches three?
14:24Yeah.
14:25He's going senile.
14:27Yeah.
14:29Well, wouldn't he be happier with company of his own age?
14:33You're not bringing your granny round here to live with us, are you?
14:36I was thinking of a home.
14:37He's already got a home.
14:39I know a very nice place down near Thames Ditton.
14:42Bobby Finch's granddad died there.
14:45Can't put him in a home, Pauline.
14:48He's family.
14:49But I'll be your family soon.
14:52What are you going in home, then?
14:54I don't want to go in no home, Rodney.
14:56I might catch something.
14:57Don't you worry, granddad.
14:59We're staying put.
15:00Well, the only alternative is for us to buy a house of our own.
15:04What, me?
15:04Buy a house?
15:05No, no, I couldn't do that.
15:07Couldn't do that.
15:08Don't you see that as soon as I put my signature on a document, the authorities are going to know that I'm alive.
15:14Round here after their pound of flesh, quicker than the mafia.
15:16Well, you can do what my other husbands did.
15:20Put the house in my name.
15:21Well, nobody's going to think it's strange me buying a house.
15:24Not with all the money I got on the life insurances.
15:27Have you got your life insured, Del?
15:29No.
15:30Never thought about dying before.
15:31Well, we'll have to sort that out.
15:36A wife needs protection.
15:37Especially with your luck, Pauline.
15:41I fancy an early night, Del.
15:44Oh, no, what again?
15:48Come on.
15:49Yes, all right, my love.
15:50A petal.
15:51Listen, you two.
15:55Hey!
16:04You ready, Grandad?
16:05Yeah.
16:06I just want to see what happens first.
16:09Eh?
16:10Now, don't start making excuses.
16:11We both agree we're not wanted here no more, so let's get out before Del wakes up.
16:15We can't go without saying goodbye to him.
16:18No, all right.
16:19We'll say goodbye, then.
16:20We'll get on our way.
16:22He's still up yet?
16:23No, he's still in bed.
16:25He needs his sleep.
16:25He had a bad night.
16:26Yeah?
16:27He didn't sound too bad from where I was.
16:30Go and wake him up.
16:32I'll wake him, Rodney.
16:33I don't want you going in that room.
16:36That's my mum's room.
16:38It used to be your mum's room, Rodney, but it's mine now, and I don't want to see you in there.
16:42Is that understood?
16:43Jawohl, mein Opagopenführer.
16:45At your age, Rodney.
16:48Why don't you bike it, you old bag?
16:53You know why she don't want us in there, don't you?
16:55Probably filled up with her devices of sexual torture.
16:59I bet poor Del's in there now, bound and gagged, wearing a rubber mask, a loincloth, and being threatened with French lessons.
17:06Maybe that's why he's been looking a bit seedy lately.
17:09Yeah, and it's only through lack of food, is it?
17:12I mean, look, there are third world nations who give up their mineral rights for what's on that plate.
17:17I wonder what happened to his fried slice.
17:19Perhaps he didn't want it.
17:21His stomach's been a bit dicky, hasn't he?
17:23That's true.
17:28Hello?
17:29Oh, hello, Trig.
17:31Yeah, hang on, I'll get in.
17:33Pauline!
17:33Untied Del, will you?
17:35He's wanted.
17:37I'm out, I'm out.
17:40What do you mean, untied Del, anyway?
17:41Nothing.
17:42Oh.
17:43Who is he?
17:44It's Trig.
17:44Trigger.
17:45Oh, hello, Trig.
17:46What do you want?
17:46No, no, no, he didn't disturb me.
17:48I had to get up anyway, I was wanted on the phone.
17:51Del!
17:51Hang on a minute, will you, Trig?
17:53Cut it out.
17:54I'm just popping down to the jewelers, put a deposit on that ring I saw.
17:58What?
17:58Another one?
18:00You've been engaged five times, married twice, you must have more rings than Bravington's.
18:04Just shut it, Rodney.
18:05I mean, what is it with you, eh?
18:06Are you trying to corner the world's gold market, or have you just got a thing about wedding cakes?
18:10I'll bang you one in a minute.
18:11Leave her alone, will you?
18:13Don't forget you've got to arrange a medical for your life insurance.
18:16I'll see you down in estate agents.
18:18We can go on to the bank from there.
18:20All right, darling.
18:21Yeah.
18:24Zick hole!
18:25Cut it out!
18:27What have you been doing, sniffing that glue again, have you?
18:29Oh, dear.
18:31Well, I'm sorry about that, Trig.
18:33Yeah.
18:33Now I've just Rodney had been one of his fits.
18:35Anyway, what do you want to phone me about?
18:38Eh?
18:39Amazing.
18:40It's a delicate matter.
18:41Oh, no, you're a man, mate.
18:45No, I won't say that you're interfering.
18:48I promise I won't tell you to mind your own business.
18:50Just say what you want to say, will you?
18:53Yeah.
18:54Oh, did I?
18:59Did you?
19:01Did he?
19:01Well, listen, Trig, why don't you mind your own bloody business, eh?
19:07Who do you think you are interfering, eh?
19:09Look, you just keep your nose out of it.
19:11All right, pal?
19:12Well, that's Trig keeping.
19:15Do you know what he had your justice to say?
19:20He phoned me up to say that he heard last night that the police had investigated Bobby Finch's death.
19:25Apparently, he died of food poisoning.
19:27Food poisoning?
19:29Oh.
19:30Oh.
19:31Oh.
19:32Oh.
19:33Oh.
19:34Oh.
19:35Oh.
19:38Oh.
19:38Oh.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Yeah.
19:41Thanks, Granddad.
19:42Yeah, well...
19:43Do you know what?
19:44I think I'm putting on a bit of weight.
19:45I think I'll go on a diet.
19:46I'll go on a diet.
19:47Get off. There's no calories in weed killer.
19:53You make me die, you do.
19:57I suppose you think the Pauline's gone window shopping at Rentakills.
20:02Oh, well, I'm going down to make arrangements for my medical.
20:05I'll see you two later.
20:06No, you won't, Del.
20:07Because me and Grandad have had it up to here.
20:09We're getting out.
20:10Eh?
20:11What do you mean? You're leaving?
20:13No, leave it out, Rodney.
20:14What are you going to do for money?
20:17We'll get by. We're thinking of forming a partnership.
20:19A partnership?
20:21A partnership, you and Grandad?
20:23God, leave it out, Rodney.
20:25What have you been doing, sitting on your brains again?
20:27You must have noticed at some time or another that he doesn't move.
20:32You know he made the front page of the Lancet, don't you?
20:34As being the only living man in history to be treated for rigor mortis.
20:39Where are you going to go, anyway?
20:41Aunty Roses in Clacton.
20:42Aunty Roses in Clacton?
20:45Yeah, Grandad says we can go there any time.
20:47Oh, did he?
20:48Oh, did he?
20:49Well, you'd better go there now, then, ain't you, eh?
20:51Go on.
20:52A pair of you.
20:53Get on your bike.
20:53Go on.
20:54Before Pauline comes back with me deadly nightshade.
21:02Rodney.
21:04Oh, come on.
21:07Don't believe all that rubbish about food poisoning, do you?
21:09Of course not.
21:12Eat your mushrooms, Del.
21:19Rodney.
21:20We're not coming back, Del.
21:21No, hang about.
21:22I'm coming with you.
21:31Come on, Rodney.
21:32You bring the suitcases.
21:33Grandpa, you carry the light stuff.
21:34Okay?
21:35Surprise, surprise.
21:39Hello, Aunty.
21:40Bet you're surprised to see us, eh, love?
21:42Come on, come on.
21:43Bring that in, you two.
21:46Oh, yes.
21:48Very nice.
21:51Here we are.
21:53Here, Grandad.
21:54Change the channels over, will you?
21:56It's racing on our boss, too.
21:57What do you put in that note to Pauline, then?
22:04I'll just put, my dearest darling Pauline, the engagement's off, the wedding's off, and
22:10as you can gather from this letter, I'm off.
22:13I'll give you five clear days to get out of the flat, and do not ever come back, you
22:17money-grabbing old murderess.
22:19All my love, Del boy, and then lots of kisses.
22:22Well, I didn't put it quite as nicely as that, but that was the gist of the idea, yeah.
22:26God knows what we'll go back to.
22:28She might probably smash that flat to pieces.
22:30Have you had enough?
22:33That was handsome.
22:34Hanson?
22:34Well, it was Sean's Elyse, as her friends say.
22:38Now, listen, Aunty.
22:39We're going to be here for about five days, so what I want you to do is take this money
22:44here like that, put that in your penny, because I don't want you spending your own money
22:48on us, all right?
22:49Well, that's very nice of you.
22:51Do you mind if I ask you something?
22:54Well, of course not.
22:56Mener d'etre?
22:57No, far away.
22:59Who are you?
23:05Who are we?
23:08Mate, we'd been in your house for five hours, had all your shepherd's pie and had a bath each,
23:13and you don't know who we are.
23:14Well, I didn't like to ask, because you seem to know me.
23:18But we're Joni's boys, aren't we?
23:23Well, I mean, he isn't.
23:25No, no.
23:26You know, Joni, my mum, married Reg Trotter.
23:30You were at a wedding.
23:31Don't remember you.
23:32No, no, no.
23:34Of course you wouldn't remember me, not at me mum's wedding.
23:36I was only a baby in arms.
23:39You said come down any time.
23:42When was this then?
23:441947.
23:46So, here we are.
23:48Yeah.
23:49You must remember the wedding.
23:52It was at that big church.
23:54You know, Our Lady of the Divine Rosemary.
23:57Yeah.
23:58You know, Peckham.
23:59Peckham?
24:00I've never been to Peckham in me life.
24:04I think you should mention it, though, because the lady what owned the cottage before me,
24:07she came from Peckham.
24:10Aunty Rose has moved.
24:12Well, who's this thing?
24:13God knows.
24:16Joni.
24:16Joni Ollins?
24:19Married a Jamaican fella.
24:21Eh?
24:21Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:23Yeah, yeah.
24:24Yeah, but you don't look very...
24:26We're adopted.
24:27Oh.
24:29Would you like some apple pie?
24:32That would be smashing, Aunty.
24:34Mwah.
24:41Shh.
24:42Come on.
24:42Come on.
24:43Come in here.
24:45Listen.
24:45Shh.
24:46Be alert.
24:49Pauline could come rushing out of any one of those rooms in there, brandishing her mother
24:53of pearl hand or flick knife.
24:55Be like psycho in a tower block.
24:59Shh.
25:00Listen.
25:01I'll take the living room.
25:02Rodney, you take the bedroom.
25:03Grandad, you take the kitchen.
25:05Right.
25:06And good luck.
25:07Right.
25:08Go on, my son.
25:12Go on.
25:12Go on.
25:12Go on.
25:12Go on.
25:15Go on.
25:15Go on.
25:28Go on.
25:28the bedrooms she's done any damage no all the beds are neatly made she's even been
25:33around with the ova she's not in the kitchen not clean and tidy out there
25:38what's her game then eh what is her game there's no way that that pauline would
25:42leave this flat without doing something really nasty to me
25:49no no i'll be daft where would she get a bomb from hey hey there's a letter here
25:54it's addressed to that no good lying two-faced creepo oh that'll be for me rodney
26:03let's have a look see what she's got to say for herself then eh right here we are look oh well
26:10well that's more like the pauline i know and love oh dear look at look at this look at the language
26:16here you'd think an ex-aerostess would know how to spell better than that look at that hey is that
26:22true no did pauline really mean that much to you no no not really
26:35nah somehow it wasn't quite the same
26:40sometimes i think i'm not really cut out for this falling in love lark
26:44i've got a confession to make del you know that phone call from trig the one about the police
26:57investigation into food poisoning well it was a wind-up me and granddad put him up to it we did it
27:04for you del you put him up to it there's nothing to do with me del i only suggested it
27:15you know he only suggested it we was only thinking of you del you was only thinking of me you
27:25couple of rascals
27:30what am i going to do with you two eh hey what am i going to do with you well i got your ass stuck
27:34didn't it yeah yeah we're all right on our own we don't need no birds no no no if you say so grand
27:41there here go on go on put the put the kettle on hey go on look at this girl the way she spells
27:48like pato pato it's peter it's please turn over here i know what what please turn over means don't
27:56i pto i'm not illiterate and all that yeah there's someone on the phone it's tim tim who tim the talking
28:04clock oh the cow she only found the talking clock before she left and this god bennett this is dated
28:15four days ago i don't want to worry you del but this tim's got a funny accent
28:20she only found the talking clock in america don't she connected to america
28:31it's amazing